>tfw no robot bf to buy me pizza on valentine's day

>>34867531
>implying I'd buy pizza for another dude
I'm not gay, what the eff

>>34867531
i'm sorry to hear that, femanon

{{{{{{{{{HUGGGZZZ}}}}}}}}}

>>34867576
>femanon
ano.... anon-san....

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>>34867576
>femanon
[citation needed]

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>>34867531
>ywn buy anon a red baron classic crust special deluxe pizza for valentines day and squirt your cummies on his slice before he eats

I bought a heart shaped pizza today and made a point of telling the delivery girl several times that it was for my BF but really it was just for me.

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>>34867550
>>34867593
I'm a girI!

>>34867612
yes but you wont be my gf

so time to heat up a dab and not care

>>34867612
ewww wtf delete this

>>34867531
I'll buy you a pizza if you kiss me~

>>34867685
Oh you're a grill nvm

>tfw no bearmode bf (gay) to buy pizza, beer, and some rum for so we can stay in and relax on valentine's day

ive accepted my fate as white trash
now i just have to figure out how to get a shitty pothead gf being as socially crippled as i am

anyone wanna get high

>>34867838
yeah sure

atleast if im high im feeling something

>>34867838
All drugs are for normies but pot is the king of the normie drugs.

>>34867869
i dont have any flower though i put that shit down when i found a way to get wax without sucking dick
i hope u like oil

Not your ATM you mentally ill fag

>>34867888
yeah, dont give a fuck, dropped the 'i wanna be special!' complex
maybe you should too

>>34867933
if it's free, it's for me

>>34867956
>dont give a fuck,

lol, yeah normie as fuck. KYS, go to /b/, leddit, ect

>>34867531
Either you're a roastie or a faggot. If the former, fuck off to reddit or >>>/soc/ If the latter fuck off to reddit or >>>/lgbt/

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>>34868005
im laughing at you hard, kiddo
lmfao

>>34868106
>it doesn't even know how to meme

Is there anything more pathetic?

>>34868247
Try harder, I don't think you put him in his place