Femanon general

>>34790818
Male here
Ask me anything original

>>34790836
>Male here
please be my boyfriend

>>34790836
What's it like to be married to your right hand?

>How was your day, lovelies?
Woke up like two hours ago. It's been okay. Same old.

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>>34790818
tfw my hair looks exactly like the girl in the pic.
Male btw.

>>34790854
Please MOAR

before I turn this into a bog thread

>>34790844
No thanks silly gurls
>>34790854
>Implying I don't use my left

>>34790860
same, although i need to get a haircut 'cause it looks really bland right now

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoBf/

gayss

>>34790854
its amazing, something you will never experience since you will never get married cunt

>>34790854
Wrong again roastie, I use both!

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>>34790854
OK YOU ASKED FOR IT

Orginianoli

>>34790818
I'm a lesbian, smelly female neckbeard. My day has been amazing, not a better day this last decade at least (50 this year).

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TEL ME HOW BADLY YOU WANT TO BE IMPREGNATED

>>34790895
>I'm a lesbian
fuck off

>>34790854
I am married to my onahole, idiot.

>>34790886
Sort of like you'll never experience being in anyone's cunt?

>>34790818
>Smelly neckbeards get the fuck out

Your plan failed, i am right here. How does that feel?

>>34790898
*leans in close to your ear*

A moderate amount.

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>>34790854
It's absolutely wonderful to share my life with my most beloved waifu.

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>>34790818
Ravioli Ravioli put it in her poonioli

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>>34790931
*Teleports behind you*

Feels like your last mistake, kid..

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Good so far.

I just woke up. I'm going to go shopping with my Mom this afternoon.

If it continues raining this afternoon, I'll probably bake some gingerbread.

>>34790941
That's good enough for my boner

>>34790982
Kisama...

*bends over and braaaaps corrosive diarrhea all over you*

Rest in peas lard monstrosity

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>>34790982
*Steps out from the shadows* heh... *adjusts fedora* I don't think so

Chat reporting in, who wants to get fucked by an alpha and roughed up till you cry from sex?

Ugly bitches need not apply.

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>>34791013
*corrosion wears off, revealing my true form*

Fool! You will be wiped off the planet for this insolance, prepare yourself for my special move!

KAWOBUNGAAAAAAAAAA

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>>34790860
Mine too, except it's got some chip dust and cold medicine in it.

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>>34791055
If that's what you believe chads say then you clearly belong on this site

>>34791099

You're right, they don't. But why should I bother to a bunch of washed up fembots?

Take it or leave it bitch.

>>34791137
With your dried up noodle cock, I would of left yesterday

>>34791099
Fuck off, Chad could tell you that he wants to turn your asshole inside out and you'd beg him to do it.

>>34791167

Oh stacy is here, guess ill be on my way.

>>34791137
>>34791167
>>34791169
>>34791197
..s-soo bitter

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>>34790992
Oh that's fun, I have to do chores today for my mom since she's out of town.

I think I'll make some cinnamon rolls in a bit, it's pouring outside for me.

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>>34790818
Femanons, how hard is long hair to maintain (if you have it)?

I've been thinking of growing my hair out a bit since I've had the same haircut for about 6 years now and I've gotten bored of it.

Btw I'm male, plsnobully.

>>34791216
>haha, you are annoyed at a system that disadvantages you!

Yeah, I am fucking bitter, I'm not going to pretend I'm okay with how this shit works.
What's your point?

>>34790818
There is literally no reason to announce your gender here other than for attention. Get the fuck out.

>>34790992
That sounds so fucking comfy
Please be my gf

>>34791272
It's okay that was more of a joke lol, it's definitely harder to maintain than short hair. You need to shower and straighten it almost every day or it can get incredibly oily and tangled

>>34791272
Just condition it regularly and it's no problem.

>>34791288
Didnt say you had to

Just turn down the heat there lad we'll start with that

>>34791296
There's no reason to announce the things you like or the situation you're in but to find common ground, how is this any different?

>>34791297
I was thinking the same thing

Revrioli

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>>34791300
>>34791301

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.
Oily hair is something I definitely don't want.

>>34791315
If your gender is the defining characteristic of your personality, you should sort yourself out.

>>34791345
It is not the defining characteristic of my personality, the simple fact is there isn't as much female anons as there are males.

Maybe if you would stop being a bitter lonely loser for a minute you would understand, fucking cry me a river

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>>34790818
>Smelly neckbeards get the fuck out edition
you first

>>34790818
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUGGING ROASTIES. LEAVE

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>>34791387
I'll think about it when menopause hits

>>34791425
Seeing as you're a girl (male) that won't happen

How do you make friends with other females? It's literally impossible for me.
>tfw quiet and detached

>>34791444
Now you're catching on buddy

>>34791452
FUCK OFF NORMALFAG
I BET YOU BATHE IN FISH MEAT JUST SO YOU REEK OF PERIOD SHIT

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>>34791369
>come on /r9k/
>announce you're female
>start the thread by calling people neckbeards
>bitch and call people virgin losers

I need to stop coming here. Every time I come here I hate women more and you're making it worse by being such a stereotypical cunt.

>>34791467
I just want friends but having only male friends isn't right ;_;

>>34791452
The first thing you should do is not become friends with someone just because they're the opposite gender, but rather the content of their personality.

>>34791502
Women are scary desu
>tfw mommy issues

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baby where are you?

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>>34791487
You're being just as stereotypical as her by being overly aggressive and awkward.

No one is going to appreciate it if you act like an autist 24/7.

>>34791487
The fact that my actions as an individual makes you hate an entire group as a whole really shows how much of a jaded impersonal shutin you really are. Grow the hell up.

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>>34791541
I am not willing to disclose this information to you

>>34790844
I'll take it I accept

>>34791597
LONDON baby cmon.

>>34790992
>that pic
Are you the person that always posts on /int/ the
>your country (very /int/ related)
>Blah blah blah
Threads?

>>34791618
Sorry, I live in Hull

Everyone ITT is assumed to be female until they post a picture of their dick + timestamp.

>>34791693
what's it like living out in the middle of knowhere? what do people even do outside of London?

I'll show you around here if you want.

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>>34791696
You mean liekk this?

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how do i find a boyfriend
https://clyp.it/dzav1fc1

>>34790854
I use both. Is this what it's like to be a Mormon?

>>34791741
You Skype me at mostlytoasty

>>34791721
I can do pretty whatever it's still a city and there's a lot to do. I've been to London a few times but didn't like it that much, some places were nice but everyone was up their own arses.

>>34791741
I have a rather small chicken you can beat up ;)

>>34791666
I've never ever been on /int/

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>>34791741
Talk to people
Make friends
Go on dates with friends you really like

Maybe ditch the whole masturbating to dead animals thing though.

>>34791764
>but everyone was up their own arses.
this is true.
However I still think I should show you around.

>>34791802
Well someone posts that anime girl there a lot. That's why I figured it was you.

>>34791801
You can take that small chicken and jump off a cliff with it and remove yourself from the genepool

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>>34791721
London is shit, the North is better

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>>34791763
okay ^^

>>34791801
i don't know if i want to beat up a small one

>>34791811
how do i talk to people???
i dont have any friends
i don't know how to date

i uniroincally get turned on by doing animal abuse

>>34791859
I wasn't literally talking about a chicken. Chicken = cock. Get it? (Of course you don't, you're on /r9k/, you never get cock...)

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>>34791859
>how do i talk to people???
Clubs are the easiest starting point. I'm pretty shit at initiating things with new people, but if I go to a club for some hobby we have a common topic to start with. After a while it becomes more natural to get to know each other on a personal level and it just snowballs from there.

I got shit for ya if you want to talk to strangers with no common interests.

>i uniroincally get turned on by doing animal abuse
Stop that.

>tfw will never be married and pregnant
>tfw no soft husbando to cuddle
Why live?

>>34791901
i'll never get cock ;-;

>>34791921
im too scared to go to clubs, and i don't want those kind of guys...

I can't help it, i had a bad childhood.

>>34791945
>and i don't want those kind of guys...
Who do you even think is going to those clubs to begin with? It's not the Chad Thunderdildo boogeyman. When I went to the engineering club at my college it was just full of your standard nerdy guys. If you want a robot, I can only suggest e-dating.

>I can't help it, i had a bad childhood.
I said stop it.

>>34791945
I'm the one that gave you my Skype

If you're serious about what you said I would try everything in my power to get those thoughts out of your head. I love animals in general and I don't think I'd (theoretically) be able to like you if you did that. (If you wanted to talk)

>>34791971
Nerdy guys are okay, i just want someone i can relate with

i don't know how to

>>34791986
i think i added you i would like to talk

>>34791693
How old are you? I thought the average lifespan of a Hull resident was reduced because of the immense amount of cigarettes smoked and white ace that's consumed

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>>34791994
I didn't get added? Pic is me

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>>34791921
>>34791971

This, I think they meant social clubs and not night clubs.

However I prefer night clubs to social clubs simply because I can talk to anyone when I'm drunk, when sober it's too much effort and I'd prefer to sleep

I just want to be happier in exchange for making someone else happy by getting paid money to do non-lewd things for someone. Probably the absolute lewdest thing I'd do is send pictures of my feet, maybe sell panties or socks but you'd have to pay really well for me to go that far. I guess if you have a financial domination/findom fetish I'd be okay with bossing you around and degrading you or whatever but again, nothing too dirty. If you have the money you don't even have to be a dude.

I posted about this in a femanon thread a while ago but didn't think I'd get responses at all, let alone so many so fast. So I got scared and left. But the rice all day every day is really getting to me. And my love of antique novels, and cute clothes. I just wanna be well-fed, well-read, and well-dressed. ;_; It wouldn't arrive in time for the actual day but if you wanted to pay for materials and stuff, I'm really good at arts and crafts...I could make you a really nice fancy Valentine's card, scented with my perfume and everything.

I know I'm despicable, you don't have to tell me. But I just can't live like this anymore.

>>34792021
i added that one, my skype is charapsyka

>>34792032
Get a job instead of begging for a provider

>>34791922
What are your standards then?

>>34790818
Do you identify as a robot?

Oregano

>>34792234
Kind, good hygiene, not a NEET, and likes me.

>>34792296
Check,check,check and pending
Tell me more about you.

>>34792076
It wouldn't really be a provider. I buy my own food, my own gas...all the necessities.

I just want to be able to treat myself.

>>34792032
why not find a bf who will do all that for you?

>>34792596
You can suckle my dee

>>34792596
I treat myself all the time, I can live off just over 10 pound a week.

My job helps, I'm practically uni Jesus by the end of a semmester because I buy all my overspending friends food :^)

>>34792623
Because I'm not looking for a bf at this point in my life.

>>34792646
Virtually? Originally? Pump a rum pickle pee?

>>34792654
Our ideas of what's considered treating yourself are probably very different. It's not like I can't be frugal, that's how I have survived. But I want an opportunity to just not worry about price tags and budgets for a while.

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Any bi/les femanons?

>>34792654
>Tries to give himself a BNOC title
Wew lad

my mom wears bras that are a bigger bandsize and lower cup size than me

>>34792724
I didn't even know what BNOC is until now, I just like helping people.

>>34792716
I don't worry about price tags, I pretty much spent the remaining money I had left before Christmas in 2 weeks for the hell of it

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>a guy made fun of my flat chest and called me 'flattie'
>everyone joined in

>>34792779
How old are you?

Ravioli

STUPID ROASTIES WHY THE FUCK DO YOU COME HERE

YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING ROBOTS, HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO FUCKING REPEAT YOU RETARDED SLUTS

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO OUTSIDE AND SPREAD YOUR LEGS, SOMEBODY WILL STICK INSIDE YOU AND THERE
VIRGINITY
FUCKING GONE
THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
BUT YOU CHOOSE TO PRETEND IT IS COMPLICATED
AND FALL ON YOUR OWN LIES

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU COME HERE YOU DEMONIAC BEINGS
WE CHOSE TO IGNORE YOUR STUPIDITY LIKE YOU WANTED
BUIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU HAVE TO INFILTRATE
EVERY
FUCKING
BOARD
CREATED
AND INITIALLY POPULATED BY MEN
WHO WANTS TO FOCUS ON THEIR AUTISM, THE ONLY MEANING IN OUR LIVES AFTER HAVING OUR SOULS CRUSHED

YOU ASKED FOR FREEDUMBS AND NOW YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE WORLD TO ROAM AROUND

YOU ASKED FOR FREEZE PEACH AND TUMBLR, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM IS OUT THERE TO POST YOUR STUPID NUDES
AND NOW YOU WANT TO INVADE /R9K/, POPULATED BY MEN TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT AND YOUR FEEFEES GET ALL HURT WHEN WE CALL YOU OUT ON YOUR BULLSHIT

LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>>/lgbt/

>>34792792
31
>2100 posideon

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>>34792717
im bi femanon

>>34792852
Where was you to be called that, I thoght name calling stopped in secondary school

>>34792779
>being a tits man in the 21st century

The fuck? Unless you've no ass then you're royally fucked

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>>34792861
What type of girl are you into?

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>>34792921
>mfw I'm more for the face and tits and arse are just a bonus

>>34792822
Mostly this. I realize that not being a 8/10 Stacy comes with it's own set of problems, but you wouldn't make it a month in our shoes.

>>34792943
For me it's face>ass>legs>stomach>tits

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why the fuck are these threads still allowed its either mentaly damaged trannies or obvious b8 please stop making these

>>34792970
Just don't let anyone start picking up that you have a certain type of face that you go for, I've noticed my preference and I don't want to be embarrassed when someone else notices

>>34790818
My day just started. I woke up a few minutes ago and I plan to play Nioh for a good part of the day.

>girl has big dick bf
>pretends to like big dicks and prefer them
>girl gets new bf with smaller dick
>girl doesnt care about dick size anymore

why are girls like that?

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>tfw gf broke up with me
Good thing she isn't a virgin or this would actually bother me

>>34793079
Why do they try to build up their partner instead of tearing them down? Are you retarded?

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>>34790818
Please be my gf one of you lovely fembots, I got money if thats your thing

>>34793138
>what is honesty

i just want a gf that legitemately likes a big d

>>34793182
They all do, so long as they aren't 10 inch monsters.

>>34793156
Have some dignity, man.

>>34793238
I gave up on dignity when I hung out here too long

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>>34790818
Voelkisch /g/entooman from /pol/ here.
r8 h8 masturb8, give me your best shot.

>non-ASCII text not allowed
>can't write german oe
Fuck this.

>>34793349
i thought memes were banned in russia

>>34792937
dominant ones

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>>34793435
Nope. Putin is /ourguy/.

>>34793435
Only ones intended to be anti-west.
Otherwise it's re-education for you.

Pretty good desu. Had a nice conversation with someone I liked, baked some stuff, got a nice message in my inbox from an online friend, and later gonna head out for a walk so I can get out of the house.

>>34793507
Thats a comfy sounding day, pretty jealous.

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>NOW That's What I Call B8 2017

>>34793529
Yeah, it was really nice. It made up the rest of my shitty week honestly.

Ate breakfast, studied a little. Been skipping rope a little before going back to studying. Hope I won't give up after 2 days like before.

>>34793576
*for the rest

original

>>34790818
Really hope this guy texts me back but he probably won't f a m

I just want a boy to show me some attention I hate being the one always initiating

>>34793695
This may be the most honest post I've seen from a fembot yet.

>>34793695
It's tough as a guy without being seen as desperate

>>34793742
Well it's tough as a girl without being seen as clingy I assure you.

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>>34793576
i've had a shitty week all round too, need to find a good way to change it up. maybe i'll walk my dog and go to a cafe

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>>34792032
>I don't want to work for anything
>I should be payed to basically exist

I've been working fucking UPS storage for like 3 years now. It's pretty sickening when I see other girls like yourself knowingly trying to live a step below easy mode while I'm lifting boxes.

>I can't live like this anymore
Genuinely curious as to what you could possibly be going through?

>>34793775
That sounds like a good plan. Doing simple things like that really helps lift my mood.

>>34790818
My day is just starting. I've been laying in bed browsing the internet on my phone waiting for my fiance to wake up and tell me what he wants for breakfast. I think I'll make blueberry pancakes or egg sandwichs. I'm not sure what I'll do today. I should take the old polish off my nails and file and repaint them.

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>>34793768
>Tfw I'll probably be the clingy one in a relationship, and I'm male

>>34793768
Boys don't mind clingy girls, I'm pretty sure they like it actually. Guys are really nervous about messing up if they text you trust me

Coming from a boy

Unless he's a normalfag douchelord modern guy and not a normal person then yeah

>tfw no bf who fucks me in my sleep
>tfw will never wake up to a surprise creampie

>>34790818
How to clean side of nails when painting
im a dude btw dont hit on me u silly grils

>>34793830
Better get to it while the skies clear, have a good rest of the day.

>>34793913
Well I guess I had a bad experience with a normalfag douchelord then. I feel like nowadays any girl that sends more than 2 texts a day to their crush/bf is seen as clingy.
I honestly don't understand what people are looking for in a romantic relationship nowadays.

>>34794022
>tfw no gf to send me texts every second wanting to be with me forever

>>34794022
If he likes you then he won't mind.

>>34794022
I wouldn't wait and do stuff that normals do where they wait like 3 days to text back. I don't see the point. A girl I met on omegle asked me for my Skype, added me, then 3 days later finally responded to me and just said "hi anon", and I just said what's up and she again hasn't responded. Can any fembots tell me what she is even doing?

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>>34793976
Yeah, definitely take advantage while you can. The weather over here has been pretty shit but it's been clearing up. Hope you'll have a good day too. Take care anon.

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>>34794084
That's called minimalist orbiter management. Without saying a single word for days, she has successfully gained another Skype contact and orbiter.

And you fell for it.

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>>34794022
>>34794022
If you do it to a guy who is actually interested in you as well, then thats a huge confidence boost for him and you'll know by how he responds.

If he doesn't respond with enthusiasm and within a good amount of time, then bad news.

>>34794084
Sounds like she's not interested if she's a normie desu.
It could also be that she doesn't use Skype often, or that she's the kind of people who is too lazy to answer right away then forgets about it. I often do this unintentionally too but if it were someone I just met and added on Skype I guess I'd answer right away since I'd be pretty excited :/

>>34794132
>If he doesn't respond with enthusiasm and within a good amount of time, then bad news

Another case of "Ask the fisherman, not the fish".Females will actually see a guy as needy if he does this.

Never ask the fish.

>>34793960
Do you mean the skin on the side of your finger? A friend in HS taught me that you could just let it dry then scrub it off gently under lukewarm water, I tried it and it works pretty well.

>>34794132
We were actually dating. I thought it was serious since I don't date casually but in the end he just made plans with me then blocked my number.
I don't even know to this day what the fuck happened and I kind of gave up on dating.

>>34794267
>we were dating
My condolences

aw thanks anon, my days been shit cause i havent been with my boyfriend all day and i can't feel good without him :<
but otherwise i enjoy looking at you low-lives and realizing how much better my life is!!
hahaha you guys are so pathetic !!

>>34794267
Sounds like a cunt tbqhfamadingdong

>>34794184
cool
now how do I stop it peeling so easily near the cuticle

>>34794969
You're supposed to push back your cuticles before painting your nails but tbqh I don't do it and people say you're at risk of infection if you do that blabla.
After how long does it peel off in your case? If you're using a cheap nail lacquer it's going to peel off faster too regardless of what you do.
You can put a top coat over it as well so it lasts longer.

>>34795161
It peels there after only two days with topcoat. The rest of the nail lasts two weeks before it starts to come off.

>>34790860
What are you 16 or something?

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>>34794108
That was well needed, I bumped into a few other pupwalkers who talked and enjoyed a nice latte at the front of the park. I'm feeling content now.

>>34795661
Is scene even a thing anymore?

>>34795911
What's the difference between scene and emo?

>>34796043
Scene is just emo with added colour.

>>34796043
>>34796143
>100 posts apart
checked

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I'd just like to interject for a moment and say that it takes commitment and resolve to grow bad facial hair.

Fembots, how big is your dildo? Can we see?

>>34790818
>""fembots""
This meme seriously needs to die.
Females, by definition cannot be robots.

>>34796842
It says "femanon" technically though it is the same "btw im a girl" shit

>>34796889
Yeah, pretty much. Also nice almost trips.

Last night I clogged the toilet taking an embarrassingly massive shit. I was up till 4am trying everything to get it to come out, we even have a closet auger and nothing worked. I bought some Rid-X septic tank cleaner and left it in the toilet overnight. Woke up this morning and the water had gone down just about two inches but the toilet was still clogged. I was at my wit's end, thinking about how much a plumber costs and I don't have any money because I've lost my job due to physical disability. I just sat on the couch crying all morning.

My robot roommate ended up fixing the toilet an hour ago but he plunged out poopy water all over the floor and I had to clean it up.

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>>34796889
Just ignore the threads then

>tfw you aren't really in a situation in your life where you could have a boyfriend but are dying of loneliness
Kill me.

>>34797445
>>tfw you aren't really in a situation in your life where you could have a boyfriend

what does this mean?

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>>34790854
Some people really think that males fap that much.

>>34797465
It means what I said. It wouldn't work out with how things are right now. I have untreated BPD, and there's no way I could handle a relationship or be good to someone. I can't afford treatment and can't really fix other problems in my life right now either. I'm really lonely and just want to die. Life is absolute hell.

Do you wear yogapants?

>>34797574
>I'm really lonely and just want to die

Then just off yourself already

>>34797602
I will, but it's not easy to get a gun, especially when you struggle to even get out of bed.

>>34797602
Do you have any advice on how to? I just woke up and the two replies I had here are probably the only social interaction I get all day, and I already feel like going back to bed. I hope I don't wake back up desu but hopefully if I do I can figure this out later..

>>34797927
I'd suggest carbon monoxide poisoning

>>34797970
How do I do that? Is it easy and painless?

>>34797988
by giving me your contact info and i'll walk you through it

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>>34791315
>how's this different
Because you're not a girl, homo

>>34797621
>>34797927
Drink a bottle of drano
If you're too fuckin retarded to figure out how to off yourself, you don't deserve to be alive

>recently rediscovered audio erotica
>tfw male sexy audio moves at a snails pace but female sexy audio is constantly getting new material
Fucking niche sexual interests, men get the real hog's share of it.

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>>34790895
Same and I'm having a good day. I slept in and my wife made me breakfast.

>>34798065
>complaining about lack of voice chads
hysterical

>>34797988
Relatively painless, if you don't fuck it up. A simple way is to enclose yourself in a small space making sure to cover up any areas where air may escape. Then burn charcoal until your lungs fill up and you pass out and die.

>>34793768
Only if you're a clingy skank.
>>34793913
The only boys that like clingy girls are sperglord virgins who have no idea what being in a relationship is like.
You'll die alone regardless, because I can guarantee that clingy girls aren't infatuated with you.

>>34798065
Just like in real life women have to reach a very low bar. Any man who could do 'sexy audio' has to be in the top 10% of male voices, meanwhile pretty much any woman can do it. It's really an expression of how easy life is for women.

>>34798025
I doubt this is a good idea but nothing matters anyway. [email protected] is my Skype.
>>34798062
That sounds really painful.
>>34798098
Can you get charcoal easily? Would it be hard to burn?

>>34798091
>>34798121
> tfw deep voice that's been called sexy several times
Does it pay well?

>>34793768
Being clingy is only a bad thing when the guy is only looking for an easy lay. If it's a guy that actually wants a relationship, then it's genuinely not a problem.

The only issue is if you get super jealous and controlling, but just clingy isn't a bad thing.

>>34798091
I actually prefer the wimpy subby guys, but generally all I want is a clear voice and non retarded prompts. Daddy dom bullshit is like a cancer upon all broad porn- I really hate it.
>>34798192
>Does it pay well?
I don't think it pays at all, it's just screwing around getting people off, probably getting off from the idea of getting people off.

>>34798167
Yes, charcoal is easily attainable and easy to burn. People use it to grill after all.

>>34798167
are u a qt, femanon?

>>34798257
I'll have to try to find some then maybe. There's probably nowhere to get any in walking distance. I wish someone could shoot me and make it easy.
>>34798274
I don't know. I don't think so, I hate myself. I'm not good at anything, so probably not being cute either.

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>>34798167
>"no smelly neckbeards edition"
>for a LARPing homosexual thread

topkek
If you actually believe that there's a female demographic on /r9k/, you're a stupid, obese beta and need to hang yourself.
If you actually believe anyone besides stupid, obese betas are buying the "I'm girl ;)" posts, you're a stupid, obese faggot and you need to hang yourself.

>>34798167
I can promise you that drano is a painless death.

Now quit bitching online and get to it, retard

>>34798432
Sorry. I know I'm worthless and stupid. I'll try.

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>>34798477
>ywn give a girl a good bye fuck before she kills herself

why live?

>>34798477
>I'll try
No, you're going to cry like a pathetic loser before going back to begging for attention on 4chan

Log off and just do it.

>>34798328
So instead of killing yourself why not be my gf?

>>34798545
I'm positive the average girl would rather kill themselves than be fucked by you

>>34791859
future 1 woman 1 ice pick star

>>34798566
jokes on you, i'm a 6'3 chad

>>34798547
I'm going to go cry and go back to sleep and try to sleep all day. Maybe I can do something tonight if I have any energy. Sorry, I'll stop annoying everyone in this thread.
>>34798564
I'm not good enough for relationships and my life sucks and I have to omany problems

>>34798597
>I'm not good enough for relationships
Wew Why do you think any of us are here.

My life sucks too. Why not let our lives suck together sometime?

>>34798413
>stupid, obese
>stupid, obese
>stupid, obese
I know someone who is stupid and obese and it's not anyone you just replied to.

Hint: it's you

>>34798620
I would probably just make your life worse because I have bpd and am a shitty person in general. Anyway, going back to sleep. I hope I don't wake up.

>>34798597
If you're still here, what are your problems? What sort of things are wrong with you that you think you're not good enough?

All fembots here are either male robots or are overweight. Prove me wrong.

>>34798635
>waaahhh waaahhhh muh projecting
Did I hit a nerve, fatty? :^)

>>34798922
You meant either male or trannies

There are no females here only mentally fucked people

>there are girls in this world with complexes that are considered fetishes

So hard being a girl baka. You literally just exist with dejected effort of looking for that guy and you're the one in charge of how it progresses at every point.

But guys? They have to be considered charming, at the top levels of hierarchy, social and natural leaders.

Take one of these out and they're just weird guys that are settled for resources provided that's not what they lack.

All of these gender dynamics won't change no matter how hard feminism fights, really sick of this shit.

>>34798954
There are only mentally fucked people here, anon. Male, female, girls (male), etc. I've met plenty of people from here, male and female, and they're all fucked up in the head.

>>34798922
I'm 5'3 and 105 pounds :)

>>34799079
>t. anorexic tranny
:)

>>34799079
no you're not

give me the ravioli

>>34799128
Not anorexic and not a tranny. Asian and my mom weights the same as me.

>>34799156
>not a tranny
If you're a dude that weighs 105 lbs, you should probably kill yourself

>>34799220
Pretty sure a dude who'd be weighing 105lbs would already be on the verge of death.
But since I'm not I'll dismiss your comment

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The man in the picture is named Oscar.

He adds girls off of (mostly) /r9k/ on Skype (though other programs like Steam or Discord are possible) to try and get into relationships with. Mentally ill NEET girls are one thing he romantisizes, but also girls that are weeb, nerdy, shut-in, nihilistic and/or consume drugs.

He will allude to being your boyfriend and having feelings for you and that you are special. He will probably tell you he is a virgin autistic beta robot - he will flatter you and lovebomb you and spend all his time paying attention.

Then when you finally agree to his advances, he will pressure you for nudes. When you finally share nudes or become sexual with him, he will use them to blackmail you. Perhaps he will dox you and threaten your family. Or threaten to post them on r9k - and if you block/delete/cease contacting him? He will post them on /r9k/ or send them to his friends, where they will laugh at you.

The sickest part is? He is doing this with many, many other girls at a time. He is a 26 year old NEET who lives with his mother, and he spends all his time on 4chan, /r9k/, /soc/ to add mentally ill girls or just lonely and insecure girls to manipulate. He has over 15 known Skype accounts and changes them all the time. He avoids voice chatting and will re-use pictures which are months old and are already circulating.

His hobbies include:
>bladee
>sadboys shit in general
>sweden
>russian shit
>drugs (mdma, lsd, meth, ecstasy)
>clubbing
>DOTA (over 8000 hours)
>PoE
>really bad anime (steins;gate for example)
>sex, masturbation and sexual stuff in general (he claims that he has no refractory period)

If you add someone off of 4chan, make sure to ask for a timestamped picture and voice verification to make sure it is NOT OSCAR!

Oscar is a fucking loser who will groom you, abuse you and use you for validation - before chucking you like rotten meat and laughing at you with his friends.

Tread lightly, femanons!

http://pastebin.com/xLgvngHR

>>34799247
If you think anyone here believes your greasy neckbeard ass is
>lmao le qt azn fembot
your brain is most definitely close to death.

>>34799156
What's your height?
>asian
Nip, gook, chink?

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>>34799316
>being dumb enough to send nudes to people from 4chan
I knew "femanons" were dumb, but holy shit

>>34799316
He's not even that good looking and he sounds like a complete faggot. Do people seriously fall for this?

>>34799316
It's this some kind of copy pasta? Usually don't browse this retarded board.

There's not a girl in here...

>>34799317
Yeah whatever I doubt I'll wake up a greasy neckbeard tomorrow morning because you don't believe me anyway.

>>34799330
I'm 5'3 (160cm). My mom was born in Indonesia but she's hakka and my father was born in Cambodia so more on the chink side I'd say. I was born in Europe though

>>34799440
Still a little on the underweight side.

>>34799440
>I doubt I'll wake up a greasy neckbeard tomorrow morning
You did today
What's going to be different about tomorrow? :^)

Also
>jungle monkey
lmao so that's how a 5'3 male is possible

>>34791811
How kind are theses folk!

>>34799440
You have to go back chink-slut. GTFO of the homeland DIE

>>34792779
same here
>haha anon, these chicken breasts are small. Just likes yooours! ... sorry anon I didn't mean it.

>>34799555
Yeah I know. I'm actually trying to get to 50kg to be able to donate blood since there's a weight limit.
When I was in middle school my ribs were visible and now not anymore so there's that. I'm thin but I don't think I look unhealthy though, no one's told me anything on this subject

>>34792822
but virginity is something you must keep till death! I hate it when people lke you are in my family saying i should have a bf or a child by now. why?

>>34799316
>look more masculine than him
>not a NEET (although been one for 4 months once officially)
>dota was my shit
>path of exile still is
>don't do drugs
>younger
>used to romanticize quirky girls but now just want someone to either vidya or anime with
>hate clubs and bars
>probably taller than him as well
>born in dysfunctional family where only grandma did shit and nagged all time
>thankful enough to try to gtfo their house at least

Mildly pissed girls get baited if this is not itself bait, I'm vastly more superior as a human being, probably don't put myself out here enough to get a comfy relationship with indoors activities.

>>34799555
>18.6 bmi
>underweight

you what

>>34799725
Just eat like a normal person and you're good. Also why the fuck would you donate blood?

>>34799380
You are stupid if you believe that it's just about looks.

>>34799386
Some femanon apparently posted it a while back and I just find it funny to cuck him.

>>34799749
>probably don't put myself out here enough to get a comfy relationship with indoors activities
Apparently all he does is just browse /r9k/ and only leaves the house to go to the gym, so.

>>34799807
>I just find it funny to cuck him
Fair enough.

>>34799316
Okay, why do fembots love someone like this, but not me? I am better than him and I am not manipulative or lying, I just want to give someone all my love. Why would so many girls choose him over me?

A fembot please be my gf. I'm sad.

>>34799752
Oh you're right.
I weighed 45kg for a long time so my BMI was around 17.5 and I thought you made a mistake but I just checked it. Never thought 3 kg would make such a big difference.

>>34799777
I'm in med school and they're always having blood donation campaigns around campus so I guess donating at least once wouldn't be a bad thing

>>34799888
Nice digits.
We have the same shit here but i never bothered with it. Payment sucks, the "free meal" you get for it is also trash so fuck no, not getting my blood.

>>34799872
>I am not manipulative or lying
>why do fembots love someone like this, but not me?
Don't you love questions that answer themselves?

>>34790895
>female neckbeard
I believe the term you're looking for is "leg-beard", anon

>>34799888
>/r9k/
>med school
This is about as believable as you having a vagina.

If everything you've said is true, you'd be a colossal failure of a human being.

>>34799749
Maybe if you put yourself out there like him you'd actually have some people interested in you? You just don't know

>>34799807
>You are stupid if you believe that it's just about looks.
I didn't say it was, I'm just surprised that somebody like that would be able to pull off that sorta stuff.

>>34799935
We don't get paid here, I heard you get a sandwich for meal though. I'm just thinking if it's going to help someone why not, my blood type's not an uncommon one though.

>>34799978
Why do you think I'd be a failure? Please explain. IMO you don't have to be a NEET to be a misfit. It's actually very taxing for me to be around people when I work at the hospital and I almost never go out since most classes aren't obligatory. I don't even want to be a practitioner, I think I'll actually become a pathologist or something. I got into medschool because I like physiopathology and it's kinda late to backtrack now.

>>34800048
Maybe that's what keeps him from hating and offing himself? Looks like he's been deluding himself into thinking he's worth something if he gets attention from femanons to me.

>>34800179
>Why do you think I'd be a failure?
You're larping on /r9k/ for one.

>girl
>misfit
Top meme, you dumb tranny

>>34799982
Possibly but I always refrain from putting myself out there due to being shunned in the past at such times, as well as the fact that the traits I'm looking for in a girl aren't very social makes it far too complicated and seem like a waste of effort.

If these girls require roughly similarly developed communication/flirting skills I have no chance despite everything.

Looking for gf
No trannies pl0x

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>>34799316
>really bad anime
>steins;gate

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>>34799872
Because they don't actually love him. He lies to them, manipulates them, leads them on and plays with their feelings.
Most people here browsing tend to at least be a little lonely, insecure and just longing for companionship and he tries to seem like that one person and some girls sadly just get hurt by it.

>>34800048
He probably does look a bit better than most guys on /r9k/, but we're talking about /r9k/ so he would be average or below irl

>>34790818
>femanon
Nice LARPing faggot

>>34800257
These girls must be dumb as dirt.

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LE FEMANON XDDDD NO BOYZ ALOUD XD LOOL

>>34800257
>be attractive guy
>girls not interested in me

Doesn't work like that

Oscar is a 5/10 at best.

>>34800257
>women are retarded

really makes me think

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>>34800257
I'm lonely too but I've never been that stupid to send nudes or not see obvious manipulation and bullshit.

These girls who get affected are sincerely incredibly retarded. Which is a shame since they could've been my gf and I wouldn't hurt them. But once again, waiting for that Chad / Oscar cock instead of taking me

>>34800257
>Most people here browsing tend to at least be a little lonely, insecure and just longing for companionship and he tries to seem like that one person
Yeah, but all the hundreds of people who actually are like that apparently get dropped by all girls, that's presumably the source of confusion. 'Course, the answer is that all these women are awful judges of character.

>>34799978
There are a couple people here in med school. You can tell they're attending because they'll tell you that it sucks dick.

>>34800179
>giving your own blood away for free
Fuck no. Minimum of 11.20 EUR/h + bonus 20% because muh blood.

>>34800377
>There are a couple people here in Mordor. You can tell they're really there because they'll tell you that it sucks dick.
Someone as retarded as you is never getting into med school.

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>>34800218
This is most likely the case, but it's pretty evident that he is not mentally stable. Being 27 years old soon and still being a NEET and high school drop-out, apparently, doesn't help either.

>>34800282
Some of them probably are, yes, but you don't have to be stupid to fall of something like this.

>>34800329
>but I've never been that stupid to send nudes or not see obvious manipulation and bullshit
>these girls [...] are sincerely incredibly retarded
>they could've been my gf
I don't think they would want to be your gf since you sound like a sperg lord.

>>34800339
Probably that and just being naive.

>>34800412
And yet here I am, regretting it. There's literally not a single good thing about it aside from the relatively high pay I can expect much later on.

>>34800424
>I don't think they would want to be your gf since you sound like a sperg lord.

No yeah they'd rather be Oscar's gf and send him nudes and fly to him.
They could have just wanted to not go for Chad and choose a comfy robot bf but nope. Even fembots want the best of the best. No compromises can be made ever.

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>>34800299
He's a big guy

pre-emptive bloxxing

>>34800461
>maybe if I describe grad school in the vaguest terms possible he won't suspect I'm a stinky NEET loser
Mmm hmmm.

>>34800232
Saying you're a failure based solely on the fact that you're on /r9k/ is pretty dumb. It's all about what you do on there, I think it's a pretty nice board when you're looking for more than small talk and you're a little lucky. I'm not a regular here anyway and actually stopped coming on 4chan for a year until a few days ago.
Anyway keep calling me a tranny if it makes you less frustrated about whatever is going on in your life, I don't mind.

>>34800384
Yeah well I only get paid 100e/month for working part-time every morning at the hospital under the pretense that I'm still a student so I pretty much gave up being paid even minimum wage before being 30. I'll be a poorfag till then, at least I don't have any debt.

>>34800257
>He probably does look a bit better than most guys on /r9k/
I dunno man, that bowlcut type thing looks retarded. Thinking about it more, if this guy did actually do that sorta stuff in the pasta, then even speaking as a guy I've got reason to hate him.

I've wanted to meet people from this board for a while (if only just to see what they're really like), and thanks to fuckers like him I'm always gonna be an awful person until proven otherwise, which I doubt I'd even get the chance to do.

>>34800554
>Saying you're a failure based solely on the fact that you're on /r9k/
*based solely on the fact that he's pretending to be a woman on /r9k/
>It's all about what you do on there
Like homosexual RP
>a pretty nice board when you're looking for more than small talk
Because you're an RPing homosexual.

Keep calling yourself a girl if it makes you less frustrated about whatever is going on in your life, you'll always be a tranny.

>>34800554
Then look for another job.
I get 400 EUR/month for like 35h/month + tax free 13th salary for christmas. Also don't pay any taxes or health insurance since i'm still within legal limits.
Hopefully i'll have my master at age 25-27.

>>34800424
>but you don't have to be stupid to fall of something like this.
Some 4chan guy asking for nudes? Come on you'd have to be some kind of moron. Every single one of these girls is an idiot.

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>>34800494
>people want the best of the best
Wow, shame on them for not settling for a whimsical guy like you

>>34800590
I talked to a girl who has been in contact with him and was pretty involved with what had happened, so the pasta is correct I believe
It shouldn't stop you from talking and getting to know people though
Don't give Oscar the satisfaction of ruining some other guy's chances

>>34800728
From what I heard it wasn't always straight off the bat and he exchanged too
It really isn't a very uncommon thing, anon

>>34790818
Not bad, but last night in my shower some 'thing' scratched my arm. Really /x/ tier

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>>34800800
>It really isn't a very uncommon thing, anon
Obviously being a dumb slut isn't uncommon anon, doesn't mean they're not dumb. Never send nudes to a person you know from the internet without the expectation that they'll go public, it's just common sense.

>>34800614
Truth be told I actually never met a tranny and I'm pretty much against the process of transitioning only because I think we don't have the right tools for that yet. Maybe when they get actual functionning genitalia but til then...

>>34800461
May I ask if you've thought about your future specialization?

>>34800678
I can't, it's part of my studies. In the morning you work to "learn on the field" (when they actually use you as almost-free labor supply) and in the afternoon we have classes. We're also on-call sometimes and get paid 40e.

>>34800818
>scrape arm on tile
>"omg so sp00ky real /x/ tier stuff XDD"
Holy fuck women are retarded

>>34800800
Whyyyy is it always the same undies

>>34800889
Well.. enjoy slavery. This is why i aimed for CS/business. It's a goldmine.

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>>34800800
>It shouldn't stop you from talking and getting to know people though
The only person I got a decent chance of getting to know from this board blew up at me over something relatively minor, got super paranoid about me, and cut contact.

I'd like to think these sorts of stories/experiences are to blame.

>>34801000
Yep, both of my siblings went into business too. But I don't think I could do it, seems impossible for me to have to pass job interviews like they have to.
I keep slaving in the hopes that in the future it'll get better. I heard a pathologist can make up to 7k/month around here and you don't have to interact with patients. Sounds like a pretty nice deal to me.

>>34801059
Well their own mental illness was probably to blame too.

>>34801146
Sounds fine to me, but how are job chances and imho the time until getting a job is not worth the pain.

>>34801231
That's what it seems like. I guess I dodged a bullet, but it still kinda sucks because we got along well and she was really cute. I just can't relate to normies, so it's hard to find someone I can connect with.

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to keep trying to find the right one.

>>34790836
Do you prefer Kleenexes, toilet tissue, or dirty laundry?

>send nudes
>ok

>omg wtf he manipulated me!!!!11!1! Help pls!!1!1!1
Women are literally this fucking retarded

>>34791272
Men tend to grow hair faster then women because they don't have to use dye or heat tools. Conditioner is vital though. Find a conditioner that works for your hair type. Keep in mind you do have to trim it, otherwise you'll eventually run into issues with parts being considerably longer then others. Hair only grows about a half inch per month on average. By trimming it regularly, just skim the ends with a pair of sharp shears, 'dust' the ends. Don't go to a stylist monthly because they will just cut off what has grown.

Also, most female hairstylists don't actually know how to cut long hair on a dude. Be warned. You'll walk out looking like Farrah Fawcett.

>>34801451
Most of us can't. I guess chances to find someone you're getting along with are higher here, but chances that they have a mental illness are too unfortunately.

buying gf pls

>>34802083
How much

Oregano

>>34802273
As of right now I have $5.40 dollars in my bank account and my wallet is about to burst with dollar coins.
u like bby? ;)

>>34802334
Well I like the humor tbqh, made me smile at least

>>34802667
How about we meet up so you can listen to me stumble over my own words and spill spaghetti everywhere?

>>34802334
>>34802667

well I can't outprice him, I only got about $3.50. However, I assure you that my reproductive organs are of a much more significant size than his. I'm applying for a "bigdick" discount which should bring the price down to $3.50.

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>>34802273
How much is my eternal love worth and a future of happy memories and experiences

>>34802982
that's worth nothing. How much is your net worth, and what is your height+dick?

>>34803050
70k a year
6'2
4" respectively

>>34802955
Nice try anon, but your mom told about your micro penis so I know your lying.

>>34802945
>>34802955
>>34802982

Well too bad I'm not from the US, this kinda sucks. It's been a while since I actually found someone funny when they are trying to be. I'm up for talking though.

Also not sure having a big dick is bigger, I guess it depends of your vagina's flexibility or something, I don't know.

>>34803127
Better*, oops. Well it's late here ahah

>>34803127
I'm not from the US either. West Yurop here.

>>34803165
Really? Same here, what country?

>>34803127
>implying everyone is from the US
I'm the first person you replied to and I'm an ausfag bro
Please be an actual woman
post preferred contact method

>>34803247
There's a TON of people here from Europe I've noticed.

I'm west coast US, anyone want someone to talk to?

>>34803247
What do you guys use? I usually just use whatsapp to communicate with friends but I can make a skype account.

Definitely a grill here, 22

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>>34803373
>Definitely a grill here
Definitely obviously of course.

>>34803373
Post your skype and I'll add you, if you're the western european fembot

>>34803348
r ua grill? west coast here

Kill all women ghvvygyvgyvghgb

>>34803491
Nah, I'm a dude. Just lookin for fellow lonely people

>>34803107
lies! LIES! LIIIIIEEEESSS RRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!

>>34803127
I'm from Canada. Go measure your vagina flexibility and when you've got that figured out I'll posit my dick size and we can see if we're compatible and then I'll wire you $3.50

>>34803477
[email protected]

Figured it would be easier to make a new mail account

>>34803348
>>34803373
Ausfag here, I just realized I have no way of communicating besides text (no mic). I'm probably too much of an autist to communicate with people through video anyway.