/britfeel/

CORRECT THREAD LADS
>>34686709

>>34686709

>>34686709

WE'RE BANTSING IN HERE

>>34686811
thirst for cock

Bumping true britfeel image while eating my upper class kettle chips

>>34686811
I feel more at home in this thread

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>thread splitting again

poor show lads

>>34686893

>Tranny posting

The other image is shit, but at least it doesn't have this faggotry in it

Stay strong lads. We need to keep this thread alive. The other thread has wrong image

>>34686893
It's always the lad who writes /Britfeel/ instead of /britfeel/

>>34686913
Solidarity lad. There is power in the unions

>>34686811
I much prefer this thread image. Although there is no graffiti man
>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34686907

They aren't trans, they're just a couple of gay fellas wearing girl's underwear.

>inb4 what's the difference hurr durr

Just had my 6th toffee crisp of the day lads. Might have one more before bed.

Or two

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Time to post some waifus lads

i want to fuck azulad again

>>34686967

Trannies are just men that wear women's clothing, it's all the same

>>34686981
It's only been used for one year actually

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>>34687011
Only to bump best thread.

>>34686999
The numbers have spoken I will have 3 more.

">>34686530"
I spent 6 months of a 12 month sentence in HMP Strangeways mate. AMA

Selected all the motherfucking store fronts desu.

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>>34687054

Was you there when Shipman was? What about Huntley, I think he did a stint there too

>>34687054
What's the best prison food

Who is a NEET here?

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>>34687011
Already? But its almost time to retire

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>>34687054
Pic very related.

Selected all the trees this time........

>>34687092
me
it fucking sucks

might get a job soon

>>34687111

Does it get so cold that you can't sleep?

>>34687012
is this DB?

>>34687083
cock

second is cum I imagine

Do the Evangelical Christians still break out a cutout of Bush or do they use trump now? Or is he not holy enough.

>>34687111
how much gayshit went on?

>>34687125
Thought it would be good before I quit work. Mad how lazy I've gotten. Even in my time off when I had a job I accomplished more than I do now with 16 hours free time a day. The one thing that you don't appreciate when working is that it makes you feel like you have a sense of purpose. Otherwise it feels like you're sitting around waiting to die.

>>34687138
no of course not haha

>>34687079
Hunley was never in Strangeways. Just Durham and Wakefield

t. the guy who writes to him

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Can't believe Captain Birdseye still gets away with it lads in a post-project yewtree britain

>>34687230
Is this a meme?

In fact, I don't care

Tell us about him

>>34687054
What were you in for? What was your cellmate like? Get hold of any contraband in there?

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>>34687054
>HMP Strangeways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuUsAN5IWgs

>>34687239
>he doesn't realise Captain Birdseye is the most powerful paedophile in the UK and all dependant territories

It's time to take the fishfinger-pill, my friend

>>34687259
Haven't heard from him for a few months.

The letters are quite mundane - usually about stuff in the news. I post some extracts in here from time to time.

The most interesting thing is that he calls the girls he killed "the sprogs" and believes himself to also be a victim, of sorts.

think I might be addicted to prostitutes

>>34687183
i have never worked but i left uni when i was 19 and became a neet for about 2 years. i spent most of my time reading, and working out/martial arts training. it got depressing though because everything i done felt pointless, and i became socially retarded. the only people i spoke to where a few friends, and people on the internet. at 21 i went back to uni because i was bored, and the job centre was pissing me off. glad i went to uni because it has improved my confidence. i could probably survive on a part time job due to getting more money from the dla. Probably going to get a part time job once i finish uni.

>>34687309
I thought they would censor any and all talk about "the sprogs"

>>34687325
Thats a pretty expensive addiction. Still probably cheaper than a gf though.

>become a wagecuck
>working 60 hour weeks for min wage as a worker bee in a factory
>all coworkers are pakistani with really broken English, including superiors
>today the superior got mad at me and a coworker because we weren't constantly checking a machine that ended up failing due to him taking away the third coworker that is usually with us for some other task causing us to overwork to make up for it
>in the morning some coworkers tell me someone else now uses my locker and to use other of the other ones
>in the evening they get angry because apparently I chose the locker of some other guy and put my lock in it

Fucking hell. I'll just try to overplay the language barrier. No reason to bitch about me using a lock when nearly half the other lockers do too and unless they intended to move my shit elsewhere.

Being a NEET sucks, but so does this. Fuck this, lads.

If I sell or provide someone with pills that end up killing them, what would I be charged with?

>>34687336
Nah. Once cases are resolved you can speak freely without being in contempt of court

This autistic gay Jesus on First Dates Hotel is adorable

>>34687337
it probably doesn't help that the prostitutes I frequent will start to offer massive discounts after enough visits

>>34687343
should of went to uni, lad, you could of at least worked in an office or something with a degree.

>>34687354
No you can't, if you reveal to have lied during your trial you'll get done. ie saying you did it when you plead not guilty.

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>>34687011
had a two hour impromptu nap instead of doing work.

>>34687377
Thats quite good then. How often do you get one?

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>>34687011
>said I'd get an early night
>still up
It's not too bad, since I consider anything before 3am early now.

>>34687343

Complain that you feel racially abused in the work place

Might get a few quid from it desu

>>34687349
Manslaughter, I believe.

>>34686893
I swear to god this board is turning me gay

I've dated two different birds so no I'm not another prisonfaggot I-I just wonder what it feels like

>>34687079
Believe it or not I was on the same wing as Shippy for about three months, yes.

Ian Cuntley was probably in the segregation wing which I visited once when I had a fight with my cell mate.

>>34687083
Prison food is surprisingly good; I always chose the vegetarian menus.

>>34687128
>Does it get so cold that you can't sleep?

No. The cells are well heated and the beds are very surprisingly /comfy/..

>>34687173
There were a good number of faggots that's all I know.

>>34687276
I got busted on a firearm related offence. Never received or witnessed evidence of contraband apart from some old torn porn mags.

I had a lot of cell mates; too many to remember. Middle class paedo was the best, very smart guy who may still be inside ('lifer')..

In all though it's a pretty grim existence looking back, no regrets however.

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>>34687330
Should work in a swamp call centre lad.

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>>34687445
might do

original

>>34687401
once per week usually

it started out at one per month though

>>34687434
>Food was good
>Never came across contraband

come on lad

you must be telling porkies

>>34687445
Thats a high class swamp right there.

>>34687434
Was there a lot of violence? If one of us lot did time would we end up getting battered because (I'm assuming) we're mostly 'soft' looking?

>>34687429
Feels like anal with a woman, but they don't smell as nice and their skin is not as soft

Vaginas are better

>>34687434
Just to clarify I wasn't there at the same time shippy was, but I was on the same wing he'd lived in, other lags pointed out his cell etc.

>>34687420
Thanks. Totally hypothetical question btw Mummy May I'm a good boy.

>>34687522
Did they have many stories about Shippy?

>>34687510
of course but how often do you get to nut inside without a condom? bareback is bliss but condom sex is worse than wanking my ex would never even let me near her bum

>>34687497
Nope, all true.

>>34687502
There was a bit of violence, but not as much as you may expect - at least in the wings I was based. Saying that I was a /good boy/ so I was on the best wing in the jail.

>>34687534
He gave professional advice to prisoners regarding health concerns, no doubt better advice than the NHS staff provided at the jail..

>>34687611
>He gave professional advice to prisoners regarding health concerns

What an absolute legend

>>34687572
not him but yeah, condoms are pretty shit, but you would probably have to wear one with a guy, because stds. most girls will go on the pill if you get with them.

>>34687572
The only time you want to bareback a guy is if you're dating. Way too risky

>>34687572
I let my bf do bareback every time, but I trust him and we've been together a while.

>>34687618
>tfw shipman gives you private medical consultation free of charge behind bars
>But you have the slim chance that he's prescribed you a lethal dose.

Just popped down the co-op lads

>>34687719
What you buy lad

>>34687640
>>34687661
I let every guy do me bareback, even in saunas in London.

I don't give a fuck lads. I love the sleaziness of it.

I'm still neg but the thought of getting pozzed turns me on. If it happens, so be it.

>>34687719
Who's a good lad?
Who's a
G O O D L A D ?
O
O
D
L
A
D
?

>tfw I could finish this coursework in about 5 hours but I continue pissing about

>>34687744
Gift sharing is pure roleplay wanking material

Not fooling anyone

>>34687744
But what if you die of aids lad?

>>34687733 just some fish and chips at the cod father and at the Co-op I bought a fat bag of drumsticks lads

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>>34687756
finish it or i will piss in your boipucci lad.
>>34687719
sick lad, got some good food reduced i hope.
>>34687744
go to bed azulad.

>>34687797
>boipucci
I don't have one

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Lads what time is it tell me your schedule for tomorrow

>>34687811
i will piss in your mouth then...

>>34687744
oh it;s the guy who learned about the poz meme from Sam Hyde again....

>>34687825
I don't have one of those either

>>34687767
I'm not into bugchasing. I just don't care.
>>34687776
There's medication to stop that

>>34687829
But you must scream?

>coming down with a cold

Why are we still here? just to suffer?

>>34687797
Naa co-op is shit for that but Tesco close by are the ultimate lads, candy apples for 1 pence I buy a shit ton and suck the candy off and throw the apple away, Tesco is a don, love that ladddd

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>>34687816

>plan to wake up around lunch time
>wake up at 5pm
>not move until almost 7pm
>get up
>browse r9k

>>34687833
So you have to take medication for the rest of your life if you get it? Even then I'm guessing it shortens your life somehow.

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>>34687011
Having a bath at 11pm feels weird but I can't really explain why

>>34687871
Living the dream, lad

Comfy night is just starting

>>34687835

i thought i was coming down with one yesterday, dodgy throat but knock on wood ive been ok today, you have my sympathy anon, even getting any kind of small cold or cough makes me weigh up the pros and cons of suicide

>>34687875
Best time to get in the bath is 20 minutes before sundown. As you're lying in there nice and comfy the room slowly gets darker.

>>34687863
I remember when they had packets of doughnuts reduced to 10p just before closing, bought 3 packs of 5 custard doughnuts

regretted it a bit later tbqh

>physically exhausted
>mind racing

This is fucking torture. I need to sleep but I can't. And even if I did I'd be wide awake come 2am

Saw a peregrine falcon (superior to murrica's eagles in every way) mauling the shit out of some other birds at work today tho so it aint all bad

>>34687863
Tesco is 20 min walk from me so fuck that noise, but i got a sick co-op within eyesight and its good enough.
>>34687875
your heart races at the slightly increased chance of you drowning yourself in it.

>>34687690

>Law abiding citizens have to deal with the shambled of the NHS
>The worst criminals get free private consultations with Shipman

Broken Britain desu

Could do with a roastie..

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Night night, lads.
This is the first time since December I'll have slept before midnight

>>34688009

wish i could go to bed at a time like this, last time i went to bed before 3am was a good 3 or 4 years ago, most nights how i get in bed at 5am and watch youtube shit on my phone until half 6 or so

>>34687875

Having a bath at any time is weird

>what better way to get clean than by soaking in my own dilute filth

>>34688009
sweet dreams Yume Nikki

>>34686811

Britfeel is kind of similar to Shipman's patient list

Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary all they do is defend him, "Not muh shippy, he dindu nuffin"

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>>34687011
posted
absolutely fucking love this pic desu.proper fucking love it.

>>34688029
What time do you wake up?

I can never get a stable pattern if I don't go to bed before 2. I sleep later, and later and later until it's like 11am/8pm or some shit

>>34688030
>what better way to get clean than by soaking in my own dilute filth

you're supposed to have a quick shower and a relaxing bath silly

>>34688052

3pm ish, ive tried alot of times to get myself up at 12 with my phone alarm, i usually wake and just lie in bed listening to music until 4 or 5, so waking up earlier keeps me in bed longer

>>34688009
night night lad, *kissu*
>>34688051
lucky lad you are, i only get hate :)

I'm dying lads

skip to 8:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egV5x34g1cI

Has anyone ever caught any of that Tattoo Fixer wank?

They literally have a token nigger on who does absolutely fuck all. Doesn't do tattoos or anything. Purely there to fill a diversity quota.

fancying a /nightwalk/ but the fucking weather forecast just changed to heavy rain from later on, all day theyve been saying it would be ok after 11

>>34688183
There is no bad weather. Only bad clothing

Might go for a drunk nightwalk, maybe I'll get stabbed.

>>34688209

i have bad clothing, my jacket isnt too bad but i only have a few pairs of jeans and they soak through really fast, i used to love going out in the rain too, i suppose im just getting old

>tfw last week craved chinese food like no other
>tfw now crave freshly made bread from the bakery

fuck i hope the tren takes care of all these fuckin carbs

>>34688093
I hate to break it to you, but the Jesus Chatline isn't real.

trying to come off drugs m8s it's a fucking cunt i tell you hwat

I just got home from work to see my coworker has sent me nudes

Other than post em here (which im obviously going to do), have I made it m8s?

>>34688086
i get plenty of hate as well lad, don't worry about that.

Lads who is your favourite singer?

Mine is Craig David. Love his stuff from about 15-16 years ago

>>34688308
Amy Lee or Rihanna

>>34688308

el chombo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlW7T0SUH0E

>>34688308
>I like men singing love songs to me

bit gay lad

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>>34688262
>(which im obviously going to do)

He doesn't remember the story of godbro, think carefully anon

>>34688376

not the anon you were replying too, but who is godbro? that name doesnt ring a bell to me, care to "fill me in" wink wink

What would you do if you felt that your boss was exploiting other workers? Not me, ones who were worse paid. He has a scam going to pay them below minimum wage, and it makes me very uncomfortable.

>>34688426

report him, anonymously obviously, id love to do something like that an get away with it, i once reported a pub landlord for not having any fire alarms or exits in the pub but im not sure if anything ever came of it

>>34688262
Why bring it up then? Fuck off.

>>34686893
Nice backgrounds furbros

>>34688400
>but who is godbro?

The saga of 'godbro' aka 'RoastieDumper' was perhaps the most legendary incident in the history on /r9k/.

On September 1st 2016, an anon Made a thread (which would lead to a chain of threads around 3,000 posts long over 16 hours) where one of his co-workers had left her facebook open, he rummaged through he messages and found loads of juicy gossip, including some very fat Mexican beta who was messaging her, lots of lewd cringe worthy conversations, including lots of nudes traded, and a video of her sucking his 3 inch penis.

He did a good job of covering over names, over the whole 16 hour saga, on the very very last post, he left one name uncovered, and got doxxed, all 3 people involved subsequently deleted their facebook. No one knows whatever happened to him, he almost certainly got fired, maybe even jailed.

>>34687054
I was in duhram and northumberland for a 2 years. But I was on the protection wing though.

>>34688478

thanks for the answer anon, i miss all the good shit even in here

>>34687816
>Wake up at 5AM
>Browse and wank off to porn til 6AM
>Go to work at 6:30AM
>Get home at 5:00PM
>Listlessly browse the web til 11:30PM
>Repeat. Forever.

>>34688478

He was ardently against the use of tripcodes, but was eventually persuaded to use one for that thread only (as they were intended for). His hatred of tripfags gained him additional respect.

>>34688449
The thing is, if I do that then the people he's underpaying now aren't getting paid at all. Plus, neither am I. Nor are his family getting by either, for that matter.

>>34688590

stop over thinking things and grass him in, you always regret the things you havent done more than the things you have done

>>34688634
Don't give me advice based on Orbital songs I posted in a previous thread.

I think the most moral action might be to just try and find somewhere else to work.

>>34688369
I do imagine he is singing directly to me, or about me.

For example in "Fill Me In", he says "Told me about jacuzzi, sounded interesting, so we jumped right in." When he sings that, I imagine myself jumping in a jacuzzi with him.

But it's NOT GAY. Nothing gay about it.

>>34688634
>you always regret the things you havent done more than the things you have done

I can tell you categorically that this is wrong

>>34688672
no mate, skinny dipping with another man is perfectly straight

>>34688478
you sure of the date lad.
i've some safed stuff from that day.

>>34688660

being desu i didnt notice that in a previous thread, nor did i realise it was a song, i was just being inspiring as fuck for the sake of it, you clearly have a conscience and maybe turning your back on it would make you feel worse down the line?

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>>34688478
forgot the pic>>34688730
godbro related

>>34688730

On second look, it was the 3rd of September, could have sworn it was the 1st

>>34688711
I imagine us both having trunks on though

>>34688789
>fantasising about another man in trunks isn't gay
you keep digging this hole

why the hell are there two threads?

>>34688672
>he wants Craig David to fill him in
>insists he is straight

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>about to run out of alcohol
>shops are shut

>>34686999
you'll be callin 999 when your leg drops off to diabetes you greedy bastard

>>34688929
>shops are shut

Northerners make me sad

>>34688929

Asda's open until 12, lad. RUN!

>>34688803
>>34688845
When I listen to "7 Days", I imagine he's talking about me when he says "I saw a beautiful honey with a beautiful body". I imagine him asking for my number.

Did I decline? No.
Didn't I mind? I don't think so.
Was it for real? I'm damn sure.

>>34688954
Nearest asda is a 40 min walk away lad.

>>34688952
It's shit lad but at least where I am we aren't swamped by pakis yet.

>>34688308
Lennon desu.

>>34688929
Put in a bulk order of tsing tao from the local chinky.

>>34688978
lennon was a cunt

>>34688976
>Nearest asda is a 40 min walk away lad.

Run REALLY fast.

>>34689072
Nah I'd rather just nick my flatmates vodka since they're all normalshit cunts anyway.

>>34688976

No 24 hour paki shops near by?

>>34688929
if you go on just eat or whatever it is you're sure to find some cunt running a booze van who will get you shit til the early hours. might cost a packet tho

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two pages left lads

going to finish my evaluation after breakfast tomorrow, soon I can oyasumi

I wish there were late shops and 24 hour places here,boring as fuck village out in the country, both shops and both pubs shut at 11

thread theme to motivate NEETs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtnWVvDX6k

just finished watching Chappie lads

heard a lot of people moan about it, don't see the problem tbqh, thought it was pretty good

>>34688976
Everyone hates pakis until they need booze after midnight.

>>34689157

in my case fags

>>34687873
most fags usually die from stuff like cardiac arrest, kidney/liver failure that's caused by hiv

>>34689137
tfw welsh

>>34687377
They ever let you go bareback? I've only had one I've visited enough that she started letting me rawdog her.

>>34687489
That's cheaper and more satisfying than having a woman live with you.

>>34689288
>Herpes is satisfying
>Fucking a whore that gets covered in old man/paki spunk each day is satisfying

wew lad


wew

Anyone know if the anon from a few days ago fucked the herpes ridden qt yet?

>>34687816
Got a flat inspection some point tommorow, just went round my flat today and did a massive tidy up. Think I ended up throwing out 11 black trash bags full of rubbish. Also found a cereal bowl that had a plate on top of it, I removed the plate and there was just a mass of mould filling the entire bowl. I am a mess.

I've never been in a relationship but I have a question for those of you that have:

Is it difficult to keep a relationship in the stage where you're dating but living seperately? How do you do it? In the unlikely event that I'm ever in a relationship I think that's where I'd want to keep it. I don't live alone but if I did I'd want to keep it that way.

>>34689326
>feeling this threatened
t. christmas cake

>>34689374
>herpes ridden qt
I'm both disgusted and intrigued. Tell me more.

>>34689400
If you're not living together there is no relationship. For females the relationship only exists when you're together, if you're separated from a long time she will sleep with other men.
It's just how women are.

>>34689377
should have taken pics

you could have been our own homegrown fridge bro

>>34689402
no

I just find whores and paki spunk gross. each to their own though, if that's what you enjoy spending money on.

Kebab shop just opened under my flat lads. Dangerous situation for me tbhwyf

>>34689400
I was in a relationship for 4 years. Towards the end we were sleeping in the same bed everynight but at one of our separate places. It was still hell though. The thought of spending that much time with someone makes me feel sick.

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>>34689407

>girl is friendly with khv anon
>he wants to smash some puss
>she tells him shes riddled with the herp
>he still wants to smash

>>34689454
The air will become so greasy that you will develop skin problems. I used to live above a kebab shop and their hygiene is also a major problem.

>>34689326
Everyone has herpes, it's like staph.

any other britfeelers play my summer car? i think its a pretty good robot-life simulator, unfortunately im pissed off now because i crashed and died on the last corner of the saturday rally so i have to find a way of getting my beloved satsuma back home now

>>34689427
>>34689464

Might not bother then.

>implying I could get a gf even if I wanted to

>18 years old
Girlfriend, big social circle, just finished college with decent grades and can hopefully get into a university of my choice next year, just passed my driving test and hoping to look for a part time job so I can save up for my first car.

>22 years old
Been single for 4 years, haven't spoken to anyone since I met my family on Christmas, haven't seen daylight since some day last week, been persistently drunk for a great deal of time, discovered 4chan, do nothing all day but post on 4chan and masturbate, been unemployed for 18ish months now.

A lot changed in 4 years.

>>34689518
>he thinks speaking to a girl online and calling her his girlfriend is a relationship

kek

>>34689477
I knew a dude who lived above one of those dirty as fuck fried chicken places in like one dilapidated and cheap as fuck flat. so everything in his flat, and him, stank REALLY BADLY of stale fried chicken all the fucken time because all of his possessions were slowly being marinaded 24/7 by that shit.

but the best bit is that this flat was so dilapidated and there was a crack in the floor of his bathroom and his shower water would drip down there, and it'd drip right into the big industrial chicken fryers and all the other cooking shit

>>34689400
You can usually keep it going for about 18 months before they get antsy about living together.
>>34689427
Mate she cheated on you because you are a cuck. It's not all women's fault that you couldn't keep one.

>>34689537
once a normie always a normie, fuck off normie

>>34689537
Wow 4 years, you poor thing.
Why don't you come on over to reddit where you can blog all about it?

>>34689477
Theres a few more flats below me so I'm sure they'll take most of the heat. However I asked for a menu when walking past today and he said he didn't have any - which is fine, but I asked what time he closes and he said 7.30pm. I don't even.

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>>34689503

>spent hours building car up
>finally get it running
>massive fireball
>piss everywhere trying to put the fire out
>haven't played since

Pro tip: Piss will NOT extinguish carb fires

>>34689558
>he thinks I'd be stupid enough to get a girlfriend
80 quid and I get access to all her holes for the night, cheaper than having to maintain some whore under false pretenses.

>>34689561
It's not going to suddenly get any better. I'm probably going to drink myself to death before I'm 30.

>>34689570
>kebab at the bottom of a tower block
Grim. Would actually kill myself and many others if I had this life.

>>34689545
Na, I mean seeing a girl and dating in person, spending a lot of time together but not living together.

>>34689558
As long as those 18 months are enjoyable I'd probably do that then end it when I get the "move in or break up" ultimatum. Rinse and repeat.

All hypothetical, of course.

>>34689605
>thinks he isn't a normie despite just admitting to it
>his solution is to drink alcohol
You are a normie, through and through. You should try /brit/ because this thread isn't for people like you.
So kindly fuck off now.

>>34689537
Where was the turning point anon? What caused it?

>>34689616
It's never been an ultimatum, not in my experience. It starts off with hinting, then outright suggestion, then talking about how much cheaper it would be.

The real pressure comes when the contract on yours or her place is up. But it's never quite ultimatum stage.

>>34689677
I ended up doing 2 years for possession of indecent images. My social life fell apart overnight.

>>34689454
I viewed a flat over a nail bar salon place last year and the smell of glue was unbelievable, made the eyes water. Not the same as a takeaway but it's probably going to stink, plus extra noise.

Doesn't sound good lad.

>>34689698
You wouldn't be allowed internet if that was true

>>34689716
Served my time mate. It was only some photos of a girl in the lower years too, really disproportionate punishment desu. Still on the register for another couple of years too.

>>34689746

Did they treat you like a nonce in prison, or accept it as a relatively minor sex crime?

>>34689503
that looks mad, might try it for the luls. not even a gamer

>>34689779
No I was in the nonce wing with the others, not a pleasant time for a fresh-faced 18 year old let's put it that way.

>>34689801

Did they bugger you senseless?

>occasionally decide to play shogun 2 again
>enemy always builds a giant samurai doomstack that player can never build
>fuckthis.gif
>console command auto win battle
>quit game and dont play for 6 months

>>34689646
Drinking numbs the loneliness quite a bit.

>>34689677
My ex went to university in another part of the country, as did a lot of my friends. I think I only had 2 friends left at home. I managed to meet her whenever I could but after a while she stopped talking to me and would never start a conversation, finally around Christmas she officially broke up with me. I stalked her on facebook and about 1 day later she was in a relationship with another guy so it's obvious what was happening. That right there was the turning point.

I wish there was a Shipman-tier prisoner we could all write letters to. Has anyone ever done anything like that?

>>34689810
Pretty much, as I said it wasn't pleasant.

>>34689840
>need to build an army
>take 10 turns building your army
>takes another 10 turns to get your army to the front
>oh, it's nearly game over now

This is why I don't like Total War.

>>34689855
I have a friend awaiting trial for horrific crimes, so maybe once he gets sent down I'll release his details here and we can message him to keep his spirits up.

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Today was nice lads. Coworker gave me a sausage roll from greggs and i got to stay upstairs scanning instead of working front desk.

Hope you all had a nice day too. Night night, don't let the bedbugs bite.

Should I drink a latte lads? I'm craving some milky goodness but dont want to stay up late tonight. what do I do?

>>34689863
back to euiv for me

>>34689801
>>34689858
Someones been watching too many American prison movies

>>34689858

This sounds very sketchy to me, this isn't some American prison

>>34689855
Brady is still alive, I also planned to write letters to Breivik but chickened out.

Some regular britfeel anon also writes to Ian Huntley about once every 3 months

>>34689874
What crimes desu?

>>34689889
Pedos in America are sent to psychiatric hospitals built specially for them. It's a way of keeping them in there for life without a sentence.

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>>34689874

How many kiddies did he diddle?

Just cleaned my room, hoovered carpet and made my bed lads. So /comfy/.

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>>34689885

Do it for Elliot

>>34689913
Depends on the state tbqh

>>34689907
Noncing abroad. He's lucky that it's one of the few crimes British citizens are brought back to the UK for, otherwise he'd get his balls cut off in Thailand.

>>34689922
No idea. Police stole his computer and now I have to pay for his half of the rent which is my main concern at the moment.

>>34689885
Warm milk and honey lad.

>>34689889
>>34689901
All true, sadly.

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>>34689935
Did Elliot drink midnight lattes?

>>34689954
You're implying I got any honey, I could get some from ASDA or Tesco right now but its cold out. I think I'll go with the latte.

>>34689951
What evidence against they got on said mate lad?

>>34689901
Huntley guy was in the last thread

I'd love to send letters to Breivik, but I feel it might put me on some list

>>34689801
>Two years for some underage lewd pics

If it was your first offense that wouldn't happen

Not for what you described at least

>>34689983

He loved a latte, he probably occasionally had one late at night

>>34690008
I had the same reservations, but after obsessing over Elliot/Shipman for years, I'm past worrying about that. Anyway he can no longer received letter from new people, and can only contact people that he had correspondence with for the first two years or so, it's too late now.

>>34689986
Other than whatever he did in Thailand I don't know, I've not spoken to him or his lawyer just his mum.
But let me put it this way, if the police can get into his emails and various dating accounts then he is wankered. He's a proper deviant and would always be posting craigslist adverts looking for """teens""" and has a penchant for asian girls.

I don't want to turn on him suddenly because he was a good guy from what I knew, but if he's only getting slapped with a diddling charge then he's getting off lightly.

>>34690042
You really think he was going to thailand for child sex?

>>34690029
unless she cired wolf and her daddy was some big shot around town

>>34690082
That's what he's been charged with, unless his mum is having a giggle but I don't think so.

>>34690083
Well you have people with 3000 images or whatever it is in the news getting suspended sentences

I think that anon is making his sentence up, especially with an 18yr old.

>>34686893
who are these cuties and where do i join them in wearing lingerie

>>34690082
where would you go then?

>>34690145
His name is azulad and he lives in Hampshire

>>34690132
The photos were from when she was 14/15, 15 at the time when it all came out. I was 18.
They threw the book at me and everyone took her side even though she sent them to me.

>>34690042
Bit of a heads up mate - you might want to wipe your digital devices / destroy them / move them if you live in the same residence. Don't be surprised in the police return and confiscate property belonging to you for ANY reason whatsoever.

You're welcome.

>>34690168
kek no, azulad is fat and has a disgusting and small hairy dick

>>34690168
fuck so far
i just wanna rub my cock with other small cocks

>>34690150
Nah I mean - He was going to thailand for child sex and not just drinking and shagging over 18 hookers?

>>34690186
I doubt it. They asked me which room was his and which devices he used already. There's no reason for them to come back for my stuff, no probable cause or anything.

>>34690193
Junlad pls

You had your turn

fuckin ell lads, that porridge was well too hot to swallow

>>34690209
Wew lad - you're skating close to the line trust me. I speak from recent experience.

>>34690208
Oh no idea then, I guess that's why they took his computer. Probably though there's not much else to do out there.

>>34690242
I've not got anything to hide on my device. What was your recent experience though?

>>34690227
>porridge

O-oats??

>>34690273
There's loads to do in Thailand - it's a great country. Had fucking amazing times there.

>>34690298
bet u did u nonce

>>34690298
Sure you have you kiddy fiddler.

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As someone obsessed with serial killers, I'm really proud of what our country has been able to offer the world.

Everything from Jack the Ripper back in the 19th century, to his modern counterpart in Ipswich, to the legend himself, good old Shipman

We lead the world in many things, and are largely recognised for it, but we are rarely recognised for our excellence in this field too.

>>34690318
OK i fucked a few kids but they enjoyed it too.

>>34690203
nvm i found them

>>34690351
Is Shipman the most successful serial killer to have lived?

>>34690298
Like the ladyboys huh?

We're on to you, you shrub rocketeer

Bush Dodger

Bald mound admirer

>>34690367
He was caught, so no

>>34690351
We also invented Australia who are also excellent serial killers.

>>34690367
naaa that's Gilles de Rais

>>34690383
At least you didn't call him a small bean regarder.

>>34690402
Yes but he killed almost 300 people.

>>34690402

He as good as handed himself in

>>34690367
Yes, some medieval ones have claimed around 500 victims, but Shipman had the highest confirmed total.

>>34690367
Hardly successful if he got caught. Perhaps there's another (successful) serial killing GP with >1000/2000/5000 etc kills still bumping off smelly old dears.

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Just glad I dont live in Americlapland desu lads

>>34690383
Yeah I did fuck a few ladyboys but it's annoying because they never want to fuck me up the arse, which is what I like. The hormones often stop them from getting hard.

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>>34690444

Trips confirm another serial killer on the loose with 444 kills

>>34690456
Even fake women want to absolve themselves of personal responsibility

Don't be a slut, or a needle sharing junkie and you wont get HIV

Simple

>>34690456
To be fair, you'd be very unlikely to contract it this way.

>>34690457
Sounds like you were living the dream. No drugs over there though, right?

>>34690495
>be born to the wrong mother
>now you have HIV

what now?

>birtfeel contains ex-prisoners, soon to be prisoners, and civilians with serial killer obsessions

What a jolly old bunch

>>34690520
You can get cheap speed everywhere from most taxi drivers and expensive cocaine in Bangkok if you know the right people.

If you get caught it's a bad scene though.

>>34690545
we're all on a list, and so are you now you posted here

>>34690488

>88

Dubs confirms it.

Apparently Shipman moaned about a lack of fruit in his diet. He said he could murder a Granny Smith so I heard.

>>34690457
>The hormones often stop them from getting hard.

Literally what is the point of traps/trannies then?

>>34690545
Don't most people go through a serial killer phase in their teen years? It's always Summer desu

>>34690561
Doesn't sound worth the risk in the least.

>>34690571
I sometimes wonder if I'm on any, and how many, just based on fagging around on here.

>>34690605

Gave me a late night chuckle

FELLOW WAGIES

WHAT DO YOU EARN?

>11.50LBS p/h here

>>34690621
Just say quid mateo.

>>34690621

6.95, 7.50 in April

strange that wasnt original

>>34690612
>I sometimes wonder if I'm on any, and how many, just based on fagging around on here.
i wonder that same thin, desu

Someone knocked on my flat door at 11pm. Woke me up and now I'm fucking stuck. I went to bed at 8pm, slept for 3 hours and now cant sleep.

I didn't even answer the fucking door, as was naked so I have no idea who it was.

>>34690655
6.95 is literally illegal

>>34690684
It was me. Hang on I'll come back there's something I need.

>>34690690

Its minmum wage for under 25s

>>34690655
7.78 per hour after my probation is over.

As you can imagine, I'm pretty flush. It's good to be part of Manchester's call center elite.

>>34690696
If you're bringing weed or ciggeretes you're welcome. I have none of these and require both.

>>34690617
Funny lad.

Shipman was sitting in his cell when the guard brought his dinner in.

"Chicken Korma for /din din/ tonight Harold," the screw said. An hour later the screw returns and notices that Harold's hardly touched his curry.

What's wrong with your dinner lad? asks the screw."Oh nothing" says Harold. But I could've murdered a naan.

Man was a fucking legend as far as I'm concerned.

>>34690367
in modern times to the best of our knowledge, yes.

can i live with someone who will fill me with hormones

thx

>>34690612
if you're in the UK and you post here then you're bound to be on the government list of problematic people for when they pass the act of mandatory spousedom making it illegal to be single

>>34690713
center
center
center
>CENTRE
center
center

>>34690621
I haven't been paid for last month, and my boss routinely pays under minimum wage. Mentioned this earlier, but it's a bad scene anyway and it's still on my mind. I'd estimate that he probably pays something like four quid. Today he said if they want more then they should work faster.

>>34686811

Is anyone here able to speak other languages?

I can read/write Chinese very well, but can't speak well. I can speak German moderately well enough to be understood.

I also can read/write arabic somewhat, but can't speak it at all

>>34690605
very good old boy, heh heh

>>34690741
No such law would be passed, NEETs and robots are already natures way of correcting the population.

>>34690758
Languages are for wimmin mate. /Lads/ do math and science.

>>34690699
OH so you're underaged. Well enjoy your forced holiday from here.

>>34690789
he could be 24

>Shipman is caught, put on trial, and convicted
>Dominates the news for weeks
>Slowly started to fade from spotlight
>An hero 2004
>Briefly in the news for a few days again
>Slowly started to fade from memory again over the next decade
>In 2016/2017, he obtains cult status on an obscure general thread on a corner of 4chan.

>>34690811
which is underaged for these threads

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What a fucking trollop lads, I'm glad as a country we'll never spit out such disgusting whores.

>>34690811

I am indeed 24, and for a wage of 6.95, I'd have to be at least 21 anyway

>>34690779
we won't have any need to correct the population once we master genetic engineering

>>34690824
nah
shut up
>don't believe you

>>34690843

>Jade Goody
>Katie Price

You were saying?

>>34690731

>Shipman once held a licenced firearm, for hunting, and had annual inspections

>The plod came round each year, and just saw it getting dusty

>The plod asked Shipman if he still goes hunting these days

>"Oh I do, but I don't use a gun to kill the old dears"

>>34690931
jade goody was polite enough to go and die though

>>34690931
We killed one of them. America kills none of their females. At least not the trollops.

>>34690964

>At work, we held a sweepstakes for the day she would die, and I got March 22

>>34690947
got a chuckle there lad..

>>34690999
Wherever you work rules. There'd be a fucking HR investigation and several firings if we did that here.

>>34690752
i 'alf dont believe ya mate but if thats so why dont you kill them?

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Quick check, I'm not the only one who just wants to punch this guy in the face? There's something so fucking ugly about him but its hard to pinpoint.

>>34691029

I absolute fucking agree lad, that entire style is just so punchable

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Lads I'm a big time normie now

>>34690758
I can read Norwegian and Japanese

I cannot speak Norwegian very well "kj-" and "skj-" sound the EXACT same to me, and I cant for the life of me pronounce "oy" properly. Oh, and I cant roll my R's no matter how much I try

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>>34691029
This photo isn't photoshopped, have a quick google yourself lads.

>>34691012

>RELATIVES of a patient dying of cancer were told by Harold Shipman 'I wouldn't buy him any Easter eggs', the Shipman Inquiry has heard."

>>34691027
I know it sounds unbelievable. He has a way round the law that I won't go into. I'm mulling over what the right thing to do would be. After all, if I tried to dob him in then the people being exploited would have no money instead of not enough money. Wouldn't really be helping them out. It does feel as though I have an obligation to do something, but I don't know what I should or could do.

>>34691029
in this particular photo he looks like that tranny bloke who won eurovision, like his face is very feminine but then he has that beard

>>34691101
kill him

just me long run youll appreciate the idea. dont have any moralty or any of that shite about killing just do it. fucking kill him man youll look back on it eventually and like the decision

kill him. stab him to death

>>34691029
Reminds me of the typical dickhead chad who acts like a cunt however everyone loves him and he can do no wrong in their eyes.

>>34691117
He's very feminine, I think I remember him being dropped by mr.cowell, and then mouthing off about him, round the same time he got caught with a prozzy. I just, if the purge was real he'd probably be my target.

>>34691081
that's why he was known as the good doctor, helpful to the elderly in easing there suffering,
but able to break bad news in a kind way

>>34691154
I'd rather team up with the oppressed and battle him in a high stakes gamble with our lives on the line in a bid to steal that which is most precious to him - his ill-gotten fortune - and prove the value of altruisim and pluck over privilege and self-service.

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>>34691081
>told by Harold Shipman 'I wouldn't buy him any Easter eggs'

Holy fucking kek

>>34691029
>>34691029
He's just badly put together. Somewhat asymmetric features, vacant pale dead eyes, sausage lips etc..

>>34691081
what;s the significance of the easter eggs to cancer?

>>34691324
Because he won't be alive for easter.

>>34691029
just looked him up on spotify, 19 million monthly listeners
meanwhile
>michael jackson
>10 million monthly listeners
>the beatles
>8.6 million monthly listeners

How is this possible? He sounds like absolute shit.

>>34691324

The patient died 4 days after he said that, Shipman knew what he had up his sleeve, he just wanted to save the family a few quid beforehand.

>>34686811
>tfw inbred british genes of weak jawline and bad teeth

>>34691324
Easter represents new life, whereas his victim was approaching the winter of his life.

>work at 6am

I can't keep doing this. I need to quit.

>>34691324
easter eggs give you cancer

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That street where the surgery was situated looks pretty steep. I bet in winter when it got icy it would be easy to trip up.

I wonder if anyone ever slipped in front of the surgery, and then Shipman ran out to assist, brought them into the surgery, and gave them a swift dose of morphine

>>34691415
>I need to quit.
best thing i ever did mate. don't hesitate.

This rain is pretty comfy lads.

Fucking cold though.

>>34691324
The tumor was the shape and size of a Cadbury's Cream Egg.

Lads I've got 10 days of holiday to use across the next 2 months, after the end of March I lose it.

I currently worked Mon Wed Thu Fri Sat.
Should I take off 5 Mon/Sat combinations so I have 5 weeks where I'm only working 3 days a week? Or should I take off two weeks in a row? Maybe some other combination?

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>>34691376
>iktfb
>tfw had braces but stopped wearing my night dentures after a few years because i'm retarded
>teeth now back to being fucked up, although not as bad as before
>conscious of how they look every time i smile so i try and always smile with my mouth closed
>going to have to pay thousands for braces when (if) i get a good job in the future and then i get to be the guy in his mid-late twenties who wears braces

the worst feeling is when some americlap comments about some famous persons teeth and how bad they are when they don't even look bad at all, they just aren't pearly white and perfectly symmetrical teeth of a literal god