WHAT I REQUIRE FROM A MAN

>>34654218
Bad Bait.
Go back to >>>/b/ you degenerate

>>34654218
Neck yourself bait baiter

>>34654218
Is this from somewhere else? Or did you write it? I like that list a lot, it's very sensible.

Ok in other words, you want a gay guy.

>Tfw fit all those
>Am gay
Hehehhh

>>34654218
Are #13, 14, & 15 pretty much saying "he must be OK with it when I cuck him?"

>what wymin say they want
>what they actually go after

suuuuure

also number 2 is arrogant princess trash

>>34654361
Note: not actually able to hold conversations with random people because I would sperg out, so nevermind on number two.

>>34654383
number 3 i mean

>>34654218
>15. He must love me unreservedly.
You had me until this.

>>34654218
thanks keep me updated

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>>34654218
>what """I""" require
Nobody should take what you're saying as a foundation to build themselves on. You sound like a high maintenance cunt tbqh, I'm sure you wouldn't project you silly little list on your dream bf

>>34654218
The first two completely contradict each other.
0/10 only a retard could fall for this bait.

>>34654218
yeah but how attractive are you

>>34654218
good for you, thanks for sharing. good luck finding a man like that

OP, are you here? Please respond.

>>34654499

I don't see the contradiction at all. There are quiet men who don't spill spaghetti during conversations

>>34654218
>Hold the door for me.
>Stand up when a lady enters the room.
>Hold the chair for me at dinner particularly when out at a restaurant.
>Treat me as an equal.

Ummmmmm do you like hold the doors open for each other or...?

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>all these people not getting the joke

>>34655101
kys gook faggot

>WHAT I REQUIRE FROM A MAN WHO ISN'T CHAD
>16. Don't get mad when I cheat.
fix'd

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WHAT I REQUIRE FROM A WOMEN

1. She must not be a vapid cunt
oh wait shit

>>34654218
This is a very reasonable list, provided whoever wrote it is deserving of that kind of respect. Reads like a Jane Austen novel, that's okay though because autism is cute.

>>34654218
>hold the door
>treat me like an equal
Fuck you roastie. You're everything wrong with women.

>>34654218
>He must be intelligent
>He must value my opinions
Nice contradiction

>>34654218
And what exactly do you offer to a man?
Are you slightly attractive, and/or interesting? This whole list is bullshit, and cringeworthy.
Bait/10

I can do all this except 14

>>34654218
>8. He must trust me in all things and not be suspicious of my motives and he must be trustworthy.
>13. He must be forgiving.
>15. He must love me unreservedly.

So you want someone you can easily cuck alright.

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>>34654218
heres what i want:
1. pretty much the same humour but also its good if its not exact
3. we can have quiet/silence and its not weird or awkward unless its like in the early stages in the relationship because thats obviously going to happen
2. can call me out when im being an irrational cunt but wont be mean about it
3. can tease me but it wont hurt, teasing is a really good thing when used correctly.
4. encourages both masculine and feminine expression in me, in my culture and its ceremonies i play a role that is both and its very important to me, im kind of androgenous at times
5. likes genres in music, tv, and shows that overlap, again, things that are kind of different are good because i like broadening my horizons.
6. not a radical anything. however political views such as everyone should be able to do whatever they want to their bodies (abortion, tattoos, drugs) and being an environmentalist and pro gun is important. respect for gender/gender expression is a tricky subject and i understand a resentment towards women and how society values women but if he cant respect me as a person without trying to chalk up everything i do like "aw WOMEN THINGS AND WOMEN DO THIS IM REDPILLED" i clearly cant interact with that.
7. spirituality is important, he has to at least know that theres something more to the world than what we can see, if he doesnt see it as spirituality and more as science thats good too.
8. partnership, mutual respect, etc, but we know our roles. hes someone i look up to, someone who i've earned and respect and want to please. and he doesnt take me or the things i do for him for granted. idk thats just some things id want in our dynamic
9. mad emotional support. so much. we're comfortable crying in front of each other a lil.
10. respect for my culture and interest in intergrating if he is not already intergrated/of my ethnicity, same with his if he isnt standard white
11. accepts my tattoos and self harm scars ):

>>34659777
...wait wait heres more:
11. if either of us is struggling financially we pick the other back up. ride or die in general desu, my family struggled financially for a long time

>>34654218
>tfw this is all I want (except 3, no benevolent sexism trash allowed here) and i got it with my first and current bf
happiness!!

what I want:
1. we get along well
2. be attractive

What porn requires of me:
>An internet connection

This is a copypasta I haven't seen in awhile.

What I require from a woman:

1. She must be quiet and unassuming
2. She must be intelligent and have a good standard of education and be able to hold a good conversation with me.
3. Good mannered in all respects. Notwithstanding this day of equality, I want her to e.g. a. Hold the door for me - Car, particularly if she is taking me out for the night and I have dressed especially for the evening: House door, and make sure I am safely inside. By this she must not be flamboyant in her approach, so that it looks unnatural, but do this as a matter of course as it flows from her upbringing. b. Stand up when anyone enters the room. c. Hold the chair for me at dinner particularly when out at a restaurant. d. Not embarrass me in front of friends, family and neighbours, e.g. talking in public
4. Offer herself as a sex object
5. Let herself be a possession i.e a car, tv, dog etc.
6. Treat me as a better.
8. She must trust me in all things and not be suspicious of my motives and she must be trustworthy.
9. Not assume that I will always fall in with her plans
10. Talk all matters through with me first and consider, and most of all, value my opinions, after all, she should want a marriage.
11. Not to be domineering and have the need to show all and sundry that "I am the woman, and I wear the trousers!"
12. She must respect me as a person, intellectually.
13. She must be forgiving.
14. She must be slow to anger.
15. She must love me unreservedly.

>>34654218
So what requirements do you fill? I'll tell you what you're not.