Feels thread

>>34641720
Keep going op.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34641720
Op continue my dude

>>34641720
Keep going on, OP. Please.

>>34641720

You are a good person OP, keep it up.

Really curious aswell.

>omeletteman keeps being a regular
>start feeling attached to him, not romantically or anything Im always just glad to see him
>my coworkers start bullying me for telling them off on being a jerk to him
>have a small break and decide to sit outside where I find my boss
>hes smoking a cigarette and calling with someone
>just sit there quietly
>he end the call and then sits down too
>we have a small talk and make some jokes, the usual
>I tell him about omeletteman and how the others treat him
>he listens to them and the same night he calls all of us together and tells us how we should all be nice to every guest we have in the restaurant
>they all realize this is about omeletteman
>my next shift I find the tires of my bike sliced
>have to walk home and spend 2 hours trying to fix it up and eventually getting a new one because it was damaged beyond repair
>they do this again but this time it wasnt too bad and I managed to repair it
>this is where I hated them all

Again, will continue if bumps

Doesnt neep bumps

>>34642171
Please moar

originalinio

>>34642171

I hope you slashed their tires aswell.

>>34642171
Humanrace is shit

>>34642171
They slashed your tired, now you slash their throats. FUCK NORMIES GODDAMN

>>34642171
Omelettebro is better than them all

>>34642171
what a bunch of assholes. interested in omeletteman tho, please continue.

>>34642171
>it's a "retail drone forced to interact with deeply unfortunate souls during his work" episode

TRIGGERED
I AM T R I G G E R E D

I WANT YOU TO STOP WRITING THIS STORY RIGHT N O W RRRREEEEEEE

>its a tuesday and I was feeling especially shitty because I talked about David (the friend who killed himself) to my therapist
>work as hard as I can to distract myself
>thanks to this I fuck up several dishes and shatter a bowl
>boss gets angry and tells me to leave for the day because Im obviously not feeling okay
>mom isnt home yet so I just sit in the restaurant for a while and order some food
>coworkers continue to make shitty insults to me when they walk by and look at me with disgust
>on the verge of breaking down
>omeletteman comes in and spots me
>sits next to me and asks me how I am
>tell him how I was just doing bad at work today and was told to take the day off because of how horrible I was doing
>he then orders an omelette and treats me to a drink and shares the omelette with me
>I talk to him a bit and find out hes an amazing listeners
>it felt like his brown eyes pierced right though my soul and saw my despair
>suddenly he asks "youre not doing very well, now are you anon?"
>somehow this makes me lose it and cry like a little bitch
>he asks me to come with him and leaves a 20 euro bill on the table as we leave
>I walk with him and cant control my sobbing
>we sit down together at a bench and he asks me to tell whats wrong
>I tell him about what had happened to my friend
>he suddenly lays his arm on my shoulders
>I then tell him about how I have been feeling depressed for months and how everyone at work started bullying me and how I was failing school because of my depression
>he only listens and doesnt interrupt me one time
>when Im done he just stares for a while and thinks
>he tells me how he lost his wife 3 years back and how he still isnt completely over it and knows how Im feeling
>he also tells about some other stuff
>he offers me a ride home and I gratefully accept
>we get my bike in the back of his car and he drives me home
>he drops me off and we say goodbye, I thank him for what he has done for me

will cont pls bump

>>34642584
Best greentext I've read in a long time. Please go on

>>34642584
Omeletteman is a fucking bro, please cont

>>34642584

At least you made a friend anon.

>>34642584
Hurrah for omeletteman go on i beg ypu

>>34642584
I almost started tearing up, it's so heartwarming.

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bumping with omelette

>the talk with omeletteman really helped me and I start feeling a little bit better
>he keeps on being a regular and he always gives me that little smile of recognition when he comes over to eat an omelette
>he never stopped acting the way he did to everyone, was still very polite and still a generous tipper
>whenever I can I always try to make his omelette extra good with putting in more bacon or ham and stuff like that
>boss one time almost notices
>start being more careful but dont stop
>my coworkers are still being assholes to me but at this point I stopped caring
>again a moment of nothing to do and omeletteman being there and us talking while he eats an omelette
>he tells me about how his day was and I tell him about how my day is
>when he wants to pay I take one drink off the bill because I planned to pay for it myself for him
>he immediately notices and says "youre a good kid anon" as he gives me a tip of 10 euros
>he tells me to keep it for myself instead of putting it in the tip pot
>I do it and luckily my coworkers didnt see
>rest of the shift was normal

end not even close. Longest greentext Ive ever done here.

>>34642836
You guys end up having gay sex, right? Please tell me you banged.

>>34642836
PLEASE MORE THIS IS THE BEST GREENTEXT FOR SOOO LONG

Continue, please, I'm hooked and this is quite well written.

>>34642836
This is the best greentext I have ever read. I really needed a story like this right now

>>34641720
desu they've been infected by a nasty mind virus telling them that it's okay to not fully recognise other human beings as being human

This is the most retarded thread I've seen all day. Are you pathetic neckbeards really so bored you're going to read about some faggot pining for a customer who orders omelettes?

It isn't a girl, just in case you cancerous losers are supporting this because you're thirsty.

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>>34642974
Leave him alone.
What the hell did OP do to you? Threads like this are what /r9k/ was made for.

>>34642974
Why dont you just kill yourself already, piece of fucking shit.

Continue, OP. I hope this is true.

>>34642974
Did someone push you into a puddle or something today?

>>34642974
>it isn't a girl

>suggesting that straight people go on r9k

>>34643012
>>34643018
Kill yourselves.
If boring, obviously fake homosexual RP is the kind of greentext you faggots want, hiro should just nuke this cesspool of a board.

>>34642974
Nobody though it's a girl you dumb fucking cunt.Gtfo

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Bump for omeletteman!

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>>34643052
Okay so you're bait.

Cool.

>>34643052
Yeah ok buddy leave the thread then. Just ignore it and move on and stop shitting it up with your autism

Can't wait for the next part. I bet OP got rawdogged by the ommelette guy.

>>34642974
Youre right im not a girl I think most here have already noticed

>theres a christmas market at the square going on and we rented a little cabin where we sold hot chocolate, wine and waffles with hot cherries
>we keep swapping shifts in the cabin because it was quite fun to be in the cabin as you could see the whole market
>shits comfy as fuck, it was cold and dark and there were lights everywhere and music and a little ice skating thingy where kids were ice skating on and I could drink as much hot chocolate as I wanted to
>omeletteman comes and he orders a hot chocolate
>I just give it to him and refuse his money
>we talk about how well the market has turned out
>in the meanwhile I serve some people and keep refilling his cup when its empty, still refusing his money and telling him its fine
>he suddenly tells me he has a present for me
>he gives me a box
>open it and its a mug with "best omelette maker in the world" on it
>stand there flabbergasted for a while and then mutter a silent "t-t-thank you..."
>he laughs and gives me a bro hug and says Im welcome
>he stands there for the remaining 2 hours talking to me
>when I had to close up I was still refusing his pay
>he laughs it off and says "well guess Im not gonna be able to convince you"
>of course my boss would notice there was so much hot chocolate gone so I just put some of my own money in so it would be fine

>>34643029
>>34643062
>>34643094
Gay fiction goes to >>>/lgbt/
/r9k/ is buckling under the weight of cuck and trapposting as is, without you goddamn homos contributing to the problem

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>>34643137
My heart can't take this for much longer

>>34643164
You sound like you're so insecure with your own sexuality, that any sort of relationship between two men is considered to be disgusting for you. This is because you have gay thoughts but you're scared of them so you turn that fear into anger. If you were comfortably straight, you wouldn't be getting so angry about a thread about two friends.

>>34643137
>.
MORE PLZ IT'S LIKE HEROINE MOWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>34643137
>Youre right im not a girl
aaaaand I lost interest...

inb4 OP gets assraped by the omletteman kek

>>34643164
Im a man and this is a feels thread and not a gay fantasy thread. This actually happened and it doesnt involve sex with him, not everyone is a massive faggot like you. GTFO my thread.

>>34643220
>lol ur just angry the board is being spammed with homoerotic literature cause ur gay
I'm guessing your mother didn't get the memo about not drinking wine while pregnant.

>>34643272

Welp, I'm out. I thought you were gonna get rawdogged.

>>34643272
>This actually happened
No it didn't you faggot.

And if it did, you should fucking hang yourself for tearing up over a fucking "world's best omelette" mug.

>>34643220
>>34643295
Nice samefag, leave now

Why is everyone assuming this story is romantic in nature or that it will be? Thus far it has just been a comfy tale of two people connecting over life's hardships. Keep going OP I like this.

I can't imagine this happening.
>Omletteman.
>Hot chocolate.
>Some European country nine years ago.
Plz b reel

>>34643308
Leave, norman man.

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>>34643325
are you some sort of closeted faggot? Now you're actually convincing me

>>34643308
You fucking lowlifer skank, gtfo of this thread if you don't like you faggotlord

>>34643335
>>34643363
Make me you underage shits

>>34643237
fuck off faglet

>>34643363
Fucking kek you cancerous twat.Go suck dadies tities

>>34643137
>inb4 he was trying to fuck you the whole time
this story means nothing because you're a girl sorry

>treat the mug with literally all the care in the world (dont have it anymore though)
>keep it next to my bed so I can look at it when I wake up, it gives me motivation to get through the day
>work is going very good now as my coworkers have decided to finally leave me be
>omeletteman still drops by every week and always asks me how I am
>whenever I can I always sit down with him and talk to him
>by this time I had already told him more about me than I had told to my therapist
>omeletteman was the best listener in the world
>he never interrupted only if he wanted to ask a question or hadnt heard what I just said
>I never told my family about him because they would probably think hes some pedo
>suddenly he stops coming
>a whole week goes by without omeletteman coming by and I start worrying about him
>I start thinking maybe its my fault and start feeling depressed again
>4 weeks gone by and omeletteman still hasnt dropped by
>worried like fuck and start asking others whether theyve seen him

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>tfw people are bickering at each other over mundane, downright stupid reasons and you just want to read a nice story from an anonymous poster

>>34643431
he isnt a girl you fucking retard

>>34642974

go on back to your cuck and BBC threads fag.

>>34643438
Nononono this can't be happening OMELETTEMAN BETTER BE OK

>>34643456
in which case, he was gay and still trying to fuck him

>>34643455
Stfu faglet

Where are you from op? Not that it matters, just curious

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>>34643455
We aren't allowed to have nice things. There are those who actively seek out others to try to bring them down even on /r9k/ of all places.

I sincerely hope these people are board regulars and just fools passing by trying to get a rise out of people. Being mean on /r9k/ serves no purpose.

>>34643471
Your shit ass service industry circlejerk thread is literally on par with the BBC spam, you little homo

>>34643484
even if people have never been nice to you it doesnt mean that if someone is they are gay

>>34643438

RIP in peace omeletteman

may heaven's omelettes be even half as delicious as OP's

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>>34643503
>>34643455
are not board regulars is what I meant to type but I am an idiot

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>>34643438

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OMELETABRO?POST FASTER PLEASE

I'll be going to the shop tomorrow to buy cigarettes in daylight despite not having showered, brushed, or changed my clothes in almost a month. Frequent fapping and smoking also contributes to the stench. I also haven't shaved since Halloween.

I have lost all dignity.

>>34643503

I honestly wanted to see it end with OP being lovingly fucked by the omelette man. What's wrong with that?

>>34643532
It's you omeletta man?

>>34643578
I don't know who that is. Didn't read the thread yet.

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>>34643521
It was a simple mistake, don't beat yourself up over it

>>34643517
see that's what you think, but you're wrong. omelette man wants to be balls deep in OP

>>346435320
send a pic of your face or gtfo

>>34643648
surely you have enough social skills to determine that

>>34643438
so does this turn sexual eventually or..

>>34643438
all that fucking cholesterol finally got to him, huh?

>>34643710
the omelette lifestyle is too much for some

>>34643710
KEK

ORIGINAL21

Last part

>omeletteman hadnt come over in a month
>I am very worried about him and start to actively ask others whether they have seen omeletteman
>nobody seems to care so I start going out to town and asking people
>its looking like literally nobody knows him
>I go to my boss and tell him how I am worried about omeletteman and am trying to find him
>he tells me omeletteman had reserved one time not too long ago and left his house telephone number
>we retrieve it and I thank my boss for being so helpful
>as soon as I get home I call to his place but it doesnt get picked up
>spend the next 2 days trying to reach him by constantly calling
>I think this is where I started to realize what omelettemans fate was
>I didnt want to go to the police because I was afraid he might get into trouble for our odd relationship
>do it because I was too worried
>talk to some woman and tell her about who omeletteman is and how Im worried that I havent seen him for so long
>she first acts very skeptical but eventually manage to convince her that its the truth
>I give her his phone number so they can track his place down
>I ask whether I could go with the one who will go to check in on him
>she tells me its not allowed and that I can leave my number and that I will be told what has become of omeletteman as soon as they find out
>day after get called by an unknown number
>start sweating and shaking and anxiously answer
>its the same woman
>her voice was enough to confirm my worst fear
>omeletteman was found dead in his apartment
>apparently he had been rotting there for almost a month as he had no friends or family
>hang up without saying anything
>feel empty

I quit my job that very same day after I told my boss what had happened. I also cut myself for a long period of time after this and Im still not over what has happened to him. This is why I still browse this place so much. I know that even though some here might be lonely friendless robots like omeletteman you can still be good

>>34643776
NOOOOOOOOO

;_;


NOT ORGIMANU COMMENT

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>>34643776
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON

PLEASE
BE FAKE

NONONONONONONONONONONONMONONONONON

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>>34643776
fucking shit anon this got heavy

>>34643776
You're great anon. I'm sorry that happened
Bless you

>>34643776
o7 omeletteman, he lives on in r9k

>>34643776
Post was too long

Thanks for allowing me to tell my story guys. I know it sounds like a made up story and feel free to think what you want to think but this has actually happened. Omeletteman was a true robot. He was ugly and he had no friends or family, yet he was the nicest and most humble person I have ever met.

Rest in peace Andre, and I hope one day I will make you omelettes again in heaven.

>>34643776
so he didn't fuck you in your uneraged boypucci or...
you know you don't have to leave those parts out we're all friends here after all

omlettman is lucky.
wish I was dead.

>>34643861
get the fuck out you filthy degernarte

>>34643854
which country though
Germany?

>>34643854

he was probably overjoyed to have you as a friend anon.

all men die, but I'm certain you made him happy during life, and that's what matters.

>>34641720
>Rest in peace Andre, and I hope one day I will make you omelettes again in heaven.

Right in the feels

>>34643868
/thread

rip omlettman

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>>34643776
OMG NOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOO OMELETTA BRO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>34643897
Netherlands

>>34643861
he was my bro and nothing more. He never made the slightest attempt towards sexual acts.

>>34643710
I think so, never got to find out what killed him

>>34643776
>>34643854
This is fake as shit, dumbfuck.

No wonder all the gullible retards who swallowed this don't have any friends.

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>>34643854
Poor omelette man. He had no friends or family, and was treated like trash for being ugly, but yet he was still a positive person who was nice to everyone.

>>34643943
You obviously don't have a life you dumb fuck still here trash talking pathetic skank lmfao

>>34643943

and what kind of fuck-ass loser makes fun of people for enjoying a story?

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>>34643776
Good story.

Very oregano

>>34643980
You type like a 13 year old, loser.
Go use daddy's gun to end that waste of human life.

>>34644021
The kind that has no problem making fun of stupid, secluded autists that swallow whatever contrived shit some queer tosses in their face.

>>34643943
haha you dont have any friends! Get a life haha

>>34644039
English ain't my first, internet warrior.Stupid fuck trash talking people cause they enjoyed a story.Kill your self you filthy fuck

>>34643854
A short while after finding out he had died I broke the mug and I buried the shatters. I dont think he ever had a proper funeral as no one even seemed to care about him being gone for a month
It gave me closure

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>>34643776
GODDAMNIT WHY WHY DID IT HAVE TO END LIKE THIS

>>34644077

t. one of OP's old coworkers

>>34643776
RIP Omeletteman. Halfway through the story I was convinced he was a taoist immortal or something. Let Omeletteman live on through your own actions anon. You too can be someones Omeletteman.

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>>34643776
I FUCKING KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!! WHY DID I KEEP EXPECTING SOMETHING DIFFERENT!!!???

What happened to the mug? That seems like something I'd keep forever.

>>34644175
read >>34644100
oreganomorano

>>34644078
>>34644090
If you're not a pajeet, you have no excuse for typing like this. Chug some drano before you even reach for the keyboard again

Ik ben omeletteman

>>34643854
Wow, thanks for posting that

>>34644216
haha you have no friends hahaha loser!

>>34641720
If it's ok with you OP, I saved the story on my computer, I just never want to forget this story and it's message.

>>34643941
RIV in vrede omeletman. Hij was te goed voor deze wereld. Spijt me echt voor je gast.

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>>34641720
You're a good person OP. Andre's soul is in heaven. Sometimes the interior of the person is way more beautiful then the exterior. I wish more people can just look past the materialistic beauty of a person :( RIP Andre :'(

>>34644282
>I'm so autistic that I can only project my lack of friends
Is this your routine?

>>34643776
Jesus Christ

First time I've cried in nearly a year ;_;

>>34644192
Thanks bud, didn't realize it was asked already. This whole thing's so sad...

>>34644216
>Chug some drano before you even reach for the keyboard again
underage needs to leave

>>34644899
I agree.
Get your cancerous 7th grade ass off my board

>hit depressive episode
>nothing feels good anymore
>tried to eat italian ice from the grocery but it tasted like nothing
>want to do laundry and clean room but something is holding me back
>afraid to go outside
>if I show up late one more time to work I might get fired
>I really love my job but I feel defeated

>>34643776
You are a good person op. I think you brightened up his life and I bet that made the world of difference. Now you can be ommeletteman for someone else.

>>34644386
haha, wow, hows life having no friends! haha

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>>34645367
Not bad. Eating some lasagna me and my FRIEND baked together while I kill time until my FRIEND picks me up so I can hang out with my FRIENDS. Until then, I'm telling off a bunch of homosexual FRIENDless losers who think it's actually hard to get a FRIEND

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>>34643776
OMERETTTO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRYYYYYYYYY??????????

>>34645457
haha must suck having no friends lol loser!

>>34646080
Nice original response! It only took you 1/2 an hour!

If you actually think this is going to accomplish something, I can only conclude you're autistic enough to think people are affected by what they read on 4chan, and as a result you're assblasted I called you out for being a friendless failure.

The world needs more kind people like you and the egg man. Thanks for taking the time to share this story. It's good to know they are still decent people out there.

>>34643438
>dont have it anymore though
what happened to it?

>>34646128
haha you have no friends lol

>>34646389
nevermind i just read the part where you broke it

why did you break it?

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>>34646337
Agreed. Thankyou OP for this story - People like him are the only reason to keep living, and fight through the endless normalfag filled universe.

For the fallen anons.

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>>34646457
Sorry, last response for the night!

My FRIEND will be here in under 5, and I'm off to have some drinks and play some games with my FRIENDS.

Enjoy spending your night alone, loser!

>>34646820
haha look at this loser, haha you have no friends!

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>>34643776
it probably won't mean anything, but I'm sorry anon, I truly am.

this may sound cheesy, but stories like this make me appreciate what I have and they help me overcome dark times

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>>34641720
you are a nice person, anon. :)

meant truthfully not sarcastic :)

>>34643776
Thanks for sharing, OP. It was a good story

>>34643052
This this this. Fuck this OP and fuck all these children not calling him out on his bullshit.

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Omeletterino

>>34643854
Jesus anon, may he rest in heaven in peace. That's just too much for me.