>tfw 25 and can't tie my shoes
>didn't know how to properly tie my shoe at 12 and can visibly remember my dad hitting me with a boot until i got it right
>>34640107
>not rocking a pair of these bad boys at all times
no wonder you cant gat laid
>>34640190
Are those Nike?
>>34640217
no theyre timbs
>>34640235
is this a ny nigga thread now?
>>34640299
M-no I really want to know how 2 tie my shoes
>>34640107
YEAH LAUGH IT UP GUYS. FUCK YOU
>learned to tie my shoes at 15
>hate it to this day
>never tie my tennies and just slip them on and off
>my casual boots have a buckle instead of ties
i regret nothing
>>34640107
>I'm retarded the thread
I'm sorry anon I don't think this is autism
>>34640662
Ties are more a fashion statement than actually useful. Velcro and buckles are more practical to begin with
>>34640107
Just make a x put string into the midle pull make two loops put loop into hole of loop pull done
how the fuck are you typing on this nigerian horse bargaining site right now then with ur mind or some shit?
>>34640711
>That post
Literally what?
>>34640721
Shut up what does that post even mean
>>34640706
holy shit you're right. why does society impose shoelaces on us?
>20
>Can't remember the order of the months
>>34640107
People have AIDS, and they're not boasting about it.
>>34640905
>forget what day of the week it is
>forget the date
>forget the current month
>forget my own birthday
>forget my age
>>34640905
January
February
May
April
March
August
July
June
September
November
December
It's not difficult
>>34640972
nobody that could figure out how to use 4chan could possibly be this retarded
>>34640992
are you meming right now?
>24
>can't swim
>can't ride a bike
>>34640905
Monday, Tuesday, Thursday... FUCK
>>34640995
I've been here for 5 years and didn't know how to spoiler until 2015.
>>34641024
Stop trolling you bitch
>28
>still dont know my 6, 7 and 8 times tables because i was sick on the days i was meant to learn them in 6th grade so i never bothered
I learned how to tie my shoe because of my step-dad's weed man. I miss that dude. He was fun to be around as a kid. Remember rolling my first blunt for the niggas then heading straight to the shoe lessons.
>>34640811 HOLD BOTH STRINGS UP MAKE A X OUT OF THEM PUT WRAP LACE AROUND MIDDLE OF X PULL THEN MAKE 2 LOOPS PUT ONE LOOP INTO THE HOLE OF THE OTHER PULL
>Couldn't tell right from left until 17
I always made the L sign with my hand.
truly a place of wonder
>>34640905
>21
>can't remember which one is left or right without using my hands
>19
>Can't ride a bike
>Have trouble solving tenth-grade equations
even these genlemen are smarter thann some of you
>>34641132
>>34641145
I still have trouble with this
When I was in middle school my English teacher made me write L and R on my hands to remember for a whole week. I was so embarrassed that I skipped the bus and walked to Walmart to but finger-less gloves so my mom wouldn't notice.
>>34641070
>29
>moved around as a kid a lot
>never properly taught times tables
>how to read analogue clock
>order of months
>just fuck my shit up with math in general
>suck at spelling in general
It took me a long time to gradually build these extremely basic skills, but I'm still not really as good as someone who was properly taught as a kid. Oh well
i can't drive, ride a bike or tie my shoes. anyone as incapable of basic tasks as me?
i can swallow incredibly large solid objects though
>>34640107
Holy fuck. I just spat coffee out my nose......fuck
>>34641310
Even Christine can drive, he drove across states once too without getting in an accident.
>>34640107
>tfw when 20 and can't even jump
>>34641132
myexstill doesn't know her left and right. nearly crashed her car because the instructor would tell her to go left and she'd just guess in a panic
>>34641346
It is the easiest thing to learn to drive in the USA. Test is literally. Go to end of roadz turn around, park.
I have a motor skills disorder AKA: Developmental Coordination Disorder but i learnt to tie my shoes when i was 13 years old, stop being retarded
>>34641403
Shut up it is too hard
>>34641346
>>34641402
i live in the uk. my brain doesn't comprehend roundabouts. honestly it might be a good thing, if i passed my test but couldn't ride a bike that would be bizarre.
>>34640107
>tfw 23 can't speak properly
Does anyone else have a really hard time catching stuff in their hands?
>>34641469
me
>teacher in highschool does a thing where he throws a ball to people and they have to answer questions
>90% miss the ball and have to get up and pick it up
>most of the time don't even know the answer
>>34641461
Here is a top for round abouts. Don't go, of there is anything coming at you from the right, or anything in the inner lane.
>tfw need diapers
>>34641132
same but i just pick up a non-existing object briefly and the hand that moves is the right one
also 35
>>34641070
i never bothered to learn that
>>34641310
Tell me more, do you enjoy swallowing large objects?
>23 and babied by mother when I'm sick
>don't know what I'd do if I left or something happens to her
>>34640992
Miss the comfy month of October
This thread is all it takes to understand why you guys are here.
>>34641687
Shit I thought I forgot one
I had no idea I shared a board with actual retards. God damn guys come on.
>>34641769
Also may and March are swapped. April showers bring may flowers
>>34641818
>He didn't go to special ed
Normalfags >>>/out/
>>34640905
I can't either man, we're cursed.
>>34641666
no but i'm capable of swallowing anything as large as a small potato. it hurts though. i figured out i could do it from my days taking a lot of pills and noticing everyone else had to drink water with theirs.
>be in special ed from beginning of 5th to end of 7th grade
>to get out i needed to pass arithmetic or something (whatever range, medium, average, mode is)
>get 0 on test
>not only kept in special ed have to repead 6th grade because of it
>>34641988
Most people could swallow pills without water if they really had to, it's just easier to do with water.
>>34642101
Yeah, but not like I can.
This thread makes me sad to be a cyborg.
I hope you all make it bros.
>>34642385
Fuck off you velcro fag is not my fault I can't tie
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW'S IT GOING, MR. VELCRO?
>>34642553
Shut up, shut up, shut up FUCK YOU
>>34642553
>He doesn't wear the velcro
>>34640190
Do you rock a matching fedora and neckbeard with those?
>>34640107
>make a regular knot by just putting one under the other
>fold the two pieces of shoelace into loops
>do the same thing again but put the loops under each other
>>34641371
W-what do you mean anon, as in you are so out I of shape that you cant get your legs off the ground or do you literary don't know how,?
>>34643031
>The one under the other
This shit is why we cant learn why do you norrmies havebto explain everything in the most ambigus way
Also that thing in the pic doesn't even remotely look like a knot
>>34640972
I think you may have a tumor.
>>34643866
No, but you pull the yellow one through the loop. I'm horrible at explaining. Here's a guide:
https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/twoloopknot.htm
>>34640107
if only there was a way for us to find a resource that could possibly teach us new and useful things!
if only!
>>34643866
please be trolling, you cant possibly be this inept
I was 24 and still using the bunny ears method. Fuck shoes. Now I just wear loafers and dress boots.
sometimes to figure out east/west i still actually have to think "never eat shredded wheat"
got told a few days ago that girls bleed when they lose their virginity.
had no idea
>25
>still can't swallow pills
I know im not alone on this