BRobots Thread

I'm here at least, carai

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>tfw /curitiba/

>>34596332
I lived in Rio for the first 11 years of my life but I've moved to US since.

>>34596332
fala lek, e pra fala macaceiz or brit

non-ascii e uma bosta

Nao sou robo, mas r9k e simplesmente divertido demais pra n acessar.

>>34597552
O que tem e errado com curitiba?

>>34597807
No verao faz calor demais.

>>34597821
Serio? E eu achava que SP era quente...

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>>34596332

> Tfw white
> Tfw no one outside Brazil considers you white
> Tfw Brazil sucks
> Tfw at least we have whores for 30 reais (10 dollars) that are acceptable
> Tfw will never have a asian GF

Fuck this shit socialist country

https://discord.gg/NsuUS

>>34597835
Deve ser, mas eu acho Curitiba quente demais durante o verao.

>>34597713
>/r9k/
>divertido
essa eh boa

>>34597713
Normie scum just go

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>>34596332
>tfw would have liked to visit Brazil during the olympics

Is this wrong in a way? Why should an event like the olympics bring tourism, the greatest things happen in the most common of days...

>>34597873
Te faz sentir melhor.
>>34597841
N fique tao triste, asian GFs n sao tao dificeis de arranjar. Mulatas e mesticas sao mais faceis se voce parar pra pensar. Se for branco, e claro...
>escrevendo sem acento nas coisas
>sanidade mental intacta
>escolha uma

So how is it being a BR robot? Do you hang out in your favela everyday avoiding rape and muggings? Is it true all women there have butt implants and fake boobs?

>Tfw when brainwashed by the education system

>>34597969
Lmfao

I wish It were like that, tho

Maybe I wouldn't be such a depressive faggot

>>34597969
i don't think any brazilian who goes to /r9k/ lives in a favela

>>34598003
I live oeiginpirnsi

>>34597821
Volta Redonda e uma desgraca, pior merda da aqui e morar perto da CSN, calor do inferno

>>34598022
prove it osgisdangoas

Eu so queria uma namorada,nada mais feels bad

>>34597841
I'm with you on this one anon, except the part of the asian GF.

>>34598064
O pais ja ta muito fudido pra ficarmos miscigenando ainda mais

>>34597991
What's winter like there? Why is there nigger brazilians and white brazilians?

>>34598098
Hot and dry

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>>34598050
Relaxa, toda panela tem sua tampa.

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What do brs think of argentines?

>>34598098
Because our forefathers loved black pussy as mucha as they loved white pussy, as much as they loved native pussy.
So they fucked them all.
90% of all non-whites in Latin America have portuguese/spanish paternal DNA.

Ta foda acabei o colegial,sou pobre,gordo,feio,virgem,bv,so fico jogando lol o dia todo...living the dream baby

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MAKE BRAZIL GREAT AGAIN

>>34598125
Legais, mas ignoram todas as leis de transito.
As if the people here did not do the same thing lol

>>34598125
They are all black. I'm whiter than they.

>>34598098
winter is cold in the south, not as cold like europe and US though

>>34598125
All faggots..jks Hermanos

eu so venho aqui pra dar risada, galera e mt patetica, nem sabia que tinha brasileiro tao mongol assim

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>>34596332
Anyone else unironically hates their countrymen for speaking Portuguese around here?

Also who else /carioca/ master-race here?

>>>/int/

voltem pro luso seus macacos

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>>34598204
>carioca masterrace

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>>34598165
>ignoram todas as leis de transito
>implying anyone in south america cares about transit laws

>>34598204
What the fuck do you expect on a BR thread fagget?
All in all, it doesn't does justice to the language without the accented characters...

>>34598204
Nigger nigger criolo preto

>>34598125
coolest guys in the planet
they should annex us with their impressive millitary
that way we will finally be white and an aryan nation

>>34598204
Boi tamo junto nao por muito tempo, sai desse estado mais rapido posivel

Get these fuckin mexicans off my board

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>>34598226
>Implying the rest of the world doesn't think about Rio when they see the Brazilian flag
>Bossa nova, Cristo, Carnaval, and Maracana

Stay salty, my friend

>>34598245
People speaking English. This isn't /int/

>>34598259
>Implying the rest of the world doesn't think about Rio when they see the Brazilian flag
except we don't? stay deluded my friend

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>>34596332
Living alone and i can feel the depression building up, i need to do something about it like i always do but i don't have a lot of options now, i already am pretty in shape and exercise is not helping that much, i think i need friend here or something. The pre-vestibular is starting so i think i will be busy and i will have a chance to meet people so idk maybe it will pass.

>>34598259
Rio smells like shit ..sorry

>>34598259
Then you're more of an autist than I originally thought.
/int/ isn't as cool as the losers here.

>>34598257
Tell chinese moot to build wall.

>>34598289
>Hot as fuck
>Smell like shit
>Look like shit

the only thing "good" about Rio the city and state is Cristo Redentor and the beachs

Reminder that if you have a normiebook you should gtfo

>>34598327
you mention something that i always think about, what are the attributes that qualify a normie and an non-normie (robot)

Mumu gay?

Boas M A C A C S aqui e o portugues que teve alguns dos seus antepacados a fazer os vossos antepacados a plantar canas de acucar e algodao.

>>34598351
A gf
Origiprniss

Voltem pro 55

>>34598366
Cala-se e voltes a fazer meu pao

>>34598351
Most "normies" that browse here are failed normies, people that are a bit awkward or doesn't have social standing to ascend in life.
Normies are normal people that want a gf, but could probably work into getting one.
A robot has no chance and he knows it, this is why he spends time on virtual reality, with vidya, anime and internet forums.
Most robots have mental and physical problems beyond solution and are suicidal and isolated.

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eu peco que os neo-nazi-judeus criem uma intervencao socio-anarco-capitalista com sistema neo-liberal ja!

>>34596332
If I see any jew in sao paulo I am going to fuck you up

>tfw parana

Zica demais ser robot no brazil, lugar cheio de normie do caralho vao todos se fuder

>>34598896
Isso aqui eh a terra do hedonismo
Robos tem mais chance aqui pra falar a verdade

>>34598896
pois e, outro curitibano aqui
deveriamos marcar pra tomar uma cerveja juntos

brincadeira, eu sei que isso e impossivel pra alguns

>>34597552
>>34599001

vsf curtiba, lugar de gente escrota

VSF
S
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>have blonde hair and green eyes
>entirely bloodline is German
>the only European friends I have are two Italians and a Scott
>one of them is named Paidrag
>I stick out like a sore thumb
I should check out Argentina.

quem /flonopsh/ aqui?

>>34598259
Hi, Japan here

When I think of Brasil I think of murder and shit smell.

>>34599113
Yes, get the fuck out of sao paulo, jew

Stop ruining every Battlefield you fucking monkeys. I'm tired of having to ban you from my servers.

>>34600543
sorry for that, man... desculpa

me desculpa!
me desculpa!
i am sorry, forgive me!
desculpa... desculpa... des...

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>>34596332
Brashitlian subhumans

Cade as viadas desse fio? Cheguei para abalar

Be me
Brazil fag
Acoustic
Mfw everyone around me started fucking at the age of 11
I'm 25
Kissless virgin