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>>34581217
Oh, and also, first post for waifus. Guess I take the privilege of asking you lovely gents to share your waifus on account of making the thread.

I've got a busy day of eating pringles and Rainbow Six ahead of me lads, so I'm probably going to go for a shower in a minute to wash the stickiness off me.

>>34581217
Contemplating getting 3 more hours sleep

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>>34581277
>tfw in bed but don't feel /snug/

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>>34581277
posted
up nice and early,but only for a splif then off back to bed

>tfw don't sleep until 10am
>tfw don't wake up until 8pm

>>34581780

I feel you bro. Got two cans of monster to try and push through to tonight. Hopefully sleep at 9pm or something.
Getting tough already though.

hows is England?
is it just like a better America with panty dropping accents?
I dont really like America I want to move first chance

>>34581917
It's a comfier America with less stuff to do

>>34581917
It's like America but more irn bru
less "Have a nice day now!"
less talking to people you don't know on public transport
More drinking
Grey sky instead of blue
No mexicans (literally never met a mexican in my life)

>>34582019
>(literally never met a mexican in my life)
Same here lad and I'm positive every spanish person I've met has been white, how do mexicans turn out brown

>>34582095
Spaniards are white Europeans, Mexicans are American Indians or mixed.

would wearing a kilt every day be more or less weird than wearing a skirt as a man?

mostly just a thought experiment because I'm a pussy, but I do like that general kind of clothing. It gives more freedom of movement.

tfw prison asexual

>>34582447
Less weird but not by much, most people will just assume it's a skirt until you explain yourself

going home

bad night lads

quiet this morning

gonna pick up some sausage mcmuffins and eat my misery

Who /notbeentobedyet/?

>>34583441
represent

orig

>>34583524

You neet?

>>34583641
nope, night shift wagie. you?

>>34583441
Here lad

originalino commentino

>>34583441
yeah, done pretty much nothing but fap twice since I woke up yesterday at dinner time

>>34581917
No infiltrators. Ask in another thread pls.

>tfw stuck in east Devon
Have to catch the bus lads. And the weather is fucking shit

>>34583733
I'd rather have curious well-meaning yanks poke their head in once in a while than have to listen to you moan about east fucking devon again

Been watching Gundam recently. Iron Blooded Orphans. Quite enjoying it.
Tempted to buy some gundam models because of it.
Anybody got experience?

My step dad who brushes his teeth once a month has just had his first tooth out and it was a wisdom tooth aged 62.

Helen's Law - if killers don't tell the families where the body is, they may be permanently imprisoned. Going through parliament now.

Sounds like shit to me. Your crime should be punished, not being a big meanie. No crime should carry an indefinite punishment. Make it a billion years, and withholding information = never getting out is some Guantanamo shit.

>>34583779

You try living in this god forsaken bore hole.

>tfw stuck in east Devon

>>34583845
>letting murderers out
are you retarded

>>34581217
>So lads, what are you lot going to be up to today?

Goint to meet my bf and spend 4 days together eating junk food, watching movies and doing lewd stuff.

>>34583876
>meet my bf

how'd you meet him lad?

>>34583845
Innocent people that are found guilty would be forever stuck as they would never be able to tell where the body is. Would the rarity of this in modern courts be rare enough to warrant such a punishment?
>>34583875
Some murderers are out after 14 years.

>>34583898
About a year ago on 8ch. He messaged me on skype, met up 2 weeks later and we've been together for a year this March.

>>34583910
I did think that it would be open to abuse yeah. It's not on really.

Another issue (I'm watching the news): violent protests including fires, smashed windows and firework attacks to 'protest' Milo's campus tour. All because he says things they disagree with. Just can't identify with the Left anymore, they're acting like shitheads these days.

>>34583946
It's completely flipped turned upside down.

Now the far right are the peaceful protestors and the lefties are rioting.

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>>34583919
so your actually full on homos then and not prison gay, good for you

are you both cute?

>>34583981
>>34583981
>so your actually full on homos then and not prison gay, good for you
He likes grills as well as boys but yes, we're not prison gay.

>are you both cute?
Not by r9k standards, but I think he's cute and he thinks I'm cute so eh. Sorry to ruin the fantasy anon.

>>34583910
>Innocent people that are found guilty
Fucking hell don't remind me

>That slow guy who got done with a rape and murder even though he was impotent and couldn't possibly have came on her, because he was stupid enough to confess because he thought they'd let him go if he told them what they wanted to hear.
>Released, but the damage done to his mental and physical health in prison meant he died before he got any compensation
>Judges, police and lawyers all unapologetic for ruining the life of an innocent man.

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Have a good day everyone

>>34584004
I think your realtionship is cute anon, I hope all the best for you two

>>34583981
Hey why do those ladies have weiners

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>>34584038
Don't forget poor Brendan Dassey, simpleton who was bullied by two policemen into confessing, denied access to his mother until he did. Asked later by his mother why he confessed he said "they told me I did it mom".

TEN YEARS in prison, before they finally managed to free him but he's still in prison because the corrupt fucks appealed the decision. He did nothing.

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Is it easy to be a neet in England? Thinking about moving there since sweden is going full cuck

>>34582447

People would think you're going to a wedding.

Every time I've worn a kilt I've been harassed by middle aged women all day trying to look at my dick.

>>34583666
Night shift security guard, sleep all day shitpost all night

>>34584668
Exact same position, anon. Good to meet another guard.

>>34583861
Stfu about east Devon mate

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>>34581277
my silent hill cosplay waifu

another day wasting away at this desk for minimum wage. Maybe the building will collapse or something

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>>34584776
heres another pic. wake up you lazy fucking neets

>>34584768
That wasn't me lad
>>34583861
Pls no pretend being me
>>34583779
Fuck off gay boy. Why is it such an issue to you. I'm just letting my plight be known. Incase anybody wishes to move to Devon... Don't

>tfw at probation now. Wew

>tfw quitting my sertraline cold turkey. it's go to be a rough ride

>>34584918
Why not quit and get a retail job lad, not sure how anyone is working for minimum wage in this day and age. I get 7.59 from my shit job at Sainsburys

>>34584213
I don't get how a "confession" is taken as evidence. They could have lied. They only take what they want to hear.

>don't do the crime
>plead innocence
>we know you did it! Hurr durr
>lie, make "confession"
>locked up

Crohns playing up, no medications working, and may have to have a colostomy bag for the rest of my life. Bit in shock lads

>>34585252
Its one of them apprenticeship things. Otherwise I'd have no worthwhile qualifications

>>34585294
Ah fairs, probably the better choice in the long run

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Who Will Pay 240,000 pounds for Hitler's Bunker Phone?

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>>34585335
>ava ava get off ze phone, ze allies are hea

>>34585335
Can I shitpost on it?

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>>34581558

how far do you have the covers pulled up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl7DB5dRr0c []

pi
007
db5
dr r0c

>tfw the wagies aren't going for a nap right now

Pikeylad here. How are you innocent boys doing today? Going to take Mr Cuddles for a walk into town then play some For Honor beta on ps4

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>lecture in 5 minutes
>still in bed

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>>34581217
Who here /moka pot/?

>>34585479

>For Honor beta

Is this free?

>>34585479
You got your 2 grand back yet?

>>34583097

>tfw got to go get some crack then off to bed, 12 hours until your selling that ass again

>>34581217

thinking of joining a local dnd group that i saw on meetup , i dont know a thing about it though - do you think they'll be pissed off if i attend?

trying the socialising thing after having no human interaction for 3 years, beyond the shopkeeper and mummy

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Reminder that Tiger bread is literally the best bread on Earth and that no amount of yeast saturated dough slop from an arger can come close to competing.
Tiger bread is what the Gods eat on Olympus.

>>34585931
Bit too thick that. I'll agree with you on an asda tiger baguette though. They're the best

>>34585252
>not sure how anyone is working for minimum wage in this day and age.
>I get 7.59 from my shit job at Sainsburys
How much is the minimum wage then lad? I thought it was around the 8 quid an hour mark. I get paid by the day, but the rate is based on 15 an hour with a day being 7:30 - 5:30. In reality though we start between 8:00 - 8:30, and piss off home about 4:00 or 2:00 on a friday.

>>34585294
>Hourly wage on an apprenticeship
My apprenticeship paid 46 quid a week, although to be fair I'm older than god.

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TODAY: We use the statue of a man who called for a united Europe to propagandise a narrow vote for isolationism.

>>34585982
As of this year I get like 5.55 or whatever an hour on my apprenticeship. Basically minimum wage for 18-20 or whatever

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>>34585984
>isolationism
Fuck off, leaving the german empire wasn't anything to do with isolation. If Churchill could see how cucked we were by foreign invaders and leadership he's have been spinning in his fucking grave like a beyblade

>>34585710
Open Beta is Thursday, 9th February to Sunday, 11th. It's a really good game.

>>34585784
No and wont be getting it back either.It's just how things are, lad. Adopt me?

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>tfw effeminate but straight
>always assumed to be gay
>tfw get along with girls fine and friends with plenty but they don't see me as someone who they'd want to be with romantically
>cut hair and grow a beard to look more manly

>>34585984
We didn't trigger brexit though, ffs.

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Just need some help guys, gonna be finished with my final year of school soon with average grades that will probably land me a wagekek job. 2 of my friends are the same and we're thinking of buying into an apartment to share. What would life be like with 3 people on minimum wage assuming rent is split between 3 people (they may ad an extra occupant cost i don't know how much that would be) we'd all be using computers and internet and i just want to know if i can afford to do more than live on the breadline. I just want enough to buy stuff that i might want occasionally and shitpost in the evenings after a hard day of wagecucking

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For those that were in the thread, I'm meeting my former oneitis in a few hours. I have a rotten cold but I've spent the last year getting /fit/ and I'll bring some xanax. Gonna fuck her or fuck off.

>>34585984

I'm sure Farage said before the ref that a 52-48 vote would certainly not mean the end of the whole thing.

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>>34585931
Hahaha plebs crack me up.

What next? Tripe is the best meat in the world?

>>34586190
You have precisely zero chance of fucking her.

She sees you as a pet. No amount of /fit/ness can change that.

The only way getting fit could help you shag her is if you were strong enough to rape her. She certainly isn't going to bang you consensually.

>>34586289
Probably. But I havent seen her in years so maybe I'll catch her with a perfect dose of nostalgia and low self esteem.

>>34586190
>using xanax to treat a cold
absolute nutter

>>34586318
>using xanax to treat a cold
Not sure if you're joking. The xanax is mostly for her.

God the UK is pathetic

>Let's have Brexit and take back control of our country!
>Oh yes, we'll do anything you say Mr. Trump.

>>34586214
he did http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36306681

>>34586461

That's strange, he seems really angry at the mere idea of a second referendum now. I for one wonder what changed his mind so suddenly.

>>34586461
Yeah I'd like to see him "respect democracy" if he lost.

As if.

>>34586461
Fake news, put up after the referendum.

>>34586435
Shaddap boy.

It's more like this:
>Let's have Brexit and take control of more of our own affairs.
>Let's also not bow to cultural pressure to disavow our ally on the basis of chinese whispers and run-off election democrat propaganda about how the US president is out to lynch blacks and grab your mothers vagina.

Unfortunately our universities are choc full of touchy infantile media spoonfed children so tactics were used.

>>34586521
I like Trump. I don't think he's going to lynch blacks, etc.

He's a smart guy. I think he'll be great for America.

But he'll fuck us in the arse. He doesn't give a fuck about us. He just wants the best deals for America.

>>34586521

t. angry 20 year old who was too stupid to go to Uni

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Still got to roll out of bed and get this assignment done

Not a very nice feel but I think I can cope

>>34586547
Only an infantile cuck snowflake could pass A-Levels, with all the liberal bias in them.

>>34586547
I'm 33 and I've been before the cancer set in.

>le too intelligent to remove myself from the nipple of the left meme.

>tfw some chad i know crashed his car trying to go round a corner at 100mph+ last night

kek

>>34586579

Well, if that's true, then i'm pretty much the same. I am 30 and when I went there was no bias whatsoever, and I read history. One lecturer even encouraged the reading of David Irving.

I still turned out left wing though.

I got a letter today saying they decided my case wasn't serious enough for therapy. I guess i'll just go back to being an alcoholic and abusing xanax

>>34586607
Fair enough. I consider myself more moderate. I see everything as a balancing act and it's likely I'll be shitposting against the right in about 8 years when they've taken more than they should be allowed.

>>34586615
Or just spend the money on a therapist.

>>34586650
haha fuck that

>>34586664
Sounds like your case really isn't serious enough then. You can't blame the NHS for saying "haha fuck that" if you hold your own mental health in the same low regard.

>Yearly checkup at the dentist today

If I'm not back today, my dentist has decided to top up my gums with a lethal dose of morphine.

>>34586685
shabbos goy

Eating my first pot noodle in years lads. They aren't how I remember them. Not sure if its me who's changed or them. Maybe it's just because it's curry.

Bought some ginger wine, probably gunna get smashed in a bit.

All I've ever wanted to do since my teens was play video games and watch anime all day.
That dream came true.
Where do I go from here?

>>34586901
The job centre

Original desu

>>34586565
can you not do it from the comfort of your bed.i feel for you lad it's fucking heartbreaking when you've got to drag yourself out of bed. i'm out of bed but goin back up shortly.after splif n breakfast

>>34583910
jesus christ some niggers here will take 20 years over 3 kilos of drugs. I kind of wish we had that prison sentencing in America since niggers would just weed each other out.

I had a really long and painful dump, now I feel sick and am shivering next to a radiator. Bad day so far.

>>34585256
yeah in America the judges are so used to cops beating and lying to people that confessions have special rules around so they can throw out the obvious shit ones.

>>34586980
When I had a shit this morning it sounded like when transformers change. Gave me a right chuckle

>>34586576
>tfw to intelligent to pass exams

>>34586675
>Your case isn't serious enough if you make poor personal choices as a result of impaired mental health

>>34586576
>implying liberal bias in subjects like maths, the sciences, IT, etc.

Lad just come to terms with your lack of intelligence

holy shit I just ripped my banjo string wtf do I do

>>34587168
Go to A&E lad

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>>34587168
put some sudocrem on it

>>34587168
Put a wet paper towel on it lad

the mere existence of these threads makes me wish i was british

i was my shitty little country had its own general

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>>34587168
>I just ripped my banjo string
F

>>34587186
>2400x3000 tub of Sudocrem.

For what purpose?

>>34587199
What country are you in lad? I'm sure someone here will adopt you

>>34587213
I saved it off an Aldi website, they clearly value high quality photography of stock

https://www.aldi.co.uk/sudocrem-antiseptic-healing-cream/p/060380006005200

>>34587186
this stuff never worked. just made shit all messy.

> crush on someone in these threads

how do I make it stop

>>34587261
Hold the phone there lad, full on delivered me from teen acne.

>>34587280
How? I'm not a teen but I still have fucking acne

Who's a 25+ part-timer here? Not enjoying it myself.

>tfw ran out of food and money except for some shreddies that are 4 months out of date

my OCD wont let me even touch them regardless of whether theyre safe to eat still or not ;_;

>>34587335
I'm gonna make you squirm. I ate a 2 year old pack of super noodles just for fun

>>34587309
Back when I was a greasy skinned youth, and all the nivea facial washes/scrubs/cleansers in the world were having no effect; I discovered that a thin layer of sudocrem over my spots before bed would dry them out and greatly reduce redness.

>>34587314
I'm a part time dancer but a full time romancer, does that count?

>>34585984
>114 MPs betray the will of the people

Reeeee they're meant to act in favour of their constituents fucking retard paper

>>34587357
No you faggot, you're working two jobs. Most be at least fifty hours a week.

>be Keir Starmer
>vote through the brexit bill
>the next day complain that he voted it through before he saw the white paper and has no time now to ask meaningful questions about it

If only he could have done something about that...

>>34585984
How do you read the Daily Mail with a straight face? They shamelessly dumb everything down, and the patriotism borders on being masturbatory

How much shorter is a 1 at the back and sides in comparison to a 2?

I normally get a 2 back and sides and a trim on top but today I'll probably risk a 1

Is a 1 literally a peaky blinders cut?


ERROR you are banned for flooding, now that you have seen this message you can post once more
Oh yeah, now I remember why I fucking left this place for reddit

just jizzed all over my belly so now I can't get up until it's dried.

>>34587516
I decided to taste it and it actually tastes pretty nice. I don't understand why a girl wouldn't swallow.

>>34587511

Just get a 1 and find out. It will grow out to a 2 in a week.

>>34587544
Only a tiny bit is okay, try the whole load in your mouth.

>>34587544
Thoroughly disgusting, my degenerate friend. This is coming from someone who's no stranger to a dick or two. Jizz is only beaten out by menstruase in terms of the grosser elements of sex.

>>34587568
how is it disgusting? it's no different than tasting your own shit or piss. everybody's done it.

>>34587511
I just get it faded to bald with no hard edges.
so that's 0-1-1/1/2-2

>>34587568
For some reason the idea of swallowing jizz fresh from the dick doesn't sound bad to me but from anywhere else seems disgusting.

>>34587584
Piss is fine. Shit and jizz aren't really.

>>34587592
The only way I could swallow would be to have it shot straight down my throat, but then it hits the back of your throat and that's not necessarily a good time either. Best to just take it up the arse desu

>>34587596
Nah piss and shit are way worse than jizz

>>34587372
>Reeeee they're meant to act in favour of their constituents fucking retard paper

If that was true, then way more than 114 would have voted against the bill

Lots of remain constituencies had their MP vote for the bill

>>34587613
No way. Piss is sterile and provided that the person has a reasonable diet and is well hydrated (i.e. there isn't much urea) it's barely discernible from warm water.

>>34587596
I love this place precisely for this kind of thinking.

>I'll drink piss, happily, but jizz and shit are out.

Gonna pop over to the coop and get some 5 quid wine, anybody got a recommendation?

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>>34581277
I think my sleeping pattern is fixing itself maybe

>>34587630
Piss is sterile

Your urethra isn't

>>34587635
>>34587635
Pick us up a cornetto lad

>>34587640
>>34587632
If Bear Grylls is up for it without embarassment, how bad could it be? I do prefer to be the pisser than the pissee though. This was with a girl, mind

>>34587635
Please can I have tangfastics and a kinder beuno

>>34585373
you can verbally shitpost. Call up some Israeli government offices with Hitler's number.

>>34587635
pick us up some fags lad

>>34585700
got one in my cupboard. no clue how to use it. I just drink nescafe gold, or Azera when i'm feeling fancy.

Just used a pumice stone on my face, looks like I've fallen down a few flights of stairs now. Hmm...

>>34585272
Save a fortune on bog roll mate, every cloud etc.

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>had a dream that a went on a date with my weeb neighbor

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>>34581277
should be doing my reading for tomorrow but i'm just sitting here doing nothing hahaha.
>>34587744
did you kiss?

>>34585700
Me lad; but I've been going through a Tetley tea extra strong tea bag phase since December. This happens every other two years then I don't touch tea again for years.

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>>34587719

Why the fuck would you think thats a good idea?
What was you hoping to achieve?

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>>34586576
>horribly botched my A Levels
>came out with 3 firsts last semester

Does
> me in the bus
> 6 arabs sing theit arab song very loudly
> bang on the walls
> one of them is standing on the seat
> stream everythong to perescope

>>34587791
>Semester

Either you're a yank, or you don't actually go to uni. It's called a term in the UK.

>>34581917
No, it's a WORSE America

America is superior politically, socially, econically, culturally and geographically.

Why the fuck would you leave?

>>34587817
anecdotally Southampton uni also calls them semesters.

>>34587819
>econically

Good job, genius.

>>34587819
Another sick child.

>>34587817
No one calls them terms outside school. At university it's semesters.

>>34587845
>pointing out typos

Just another butthurt paki. Nothing to see here

>>34587837
>Proud of a mark he got at Southhampton Uni

That's cute. Enjoy next semester.

>>34587855
Maybe at some shitty ex-poly.

At a decent uni they are called terms.

Why is there such an ENORMIOUS amount of unies here?

All Unis are shit, you mongs.

>>34587878
I've been to four universities (two myself, and two friends/ relatives) and it's semester in all of them. Liverpool and Leeds for example are pretty high up the league tables and they both use semester. It's standard in the UK.

>Friend is getting a dog on Saturday
>Border collie/German shepherd mix
>Not getting it from a registered breeder, so no paperwork or guarantee of vaccinations
>Hasnt told the people he lives with that hes getting it
>Hasnt gotten any money to take care of it since he already pays child support

Is /britfeel/ the only thread autistic enough to argue about semantics?

>>34587879
Someone failed to get to oxbridge?

>>34587900
I went to Oxford and it was terms there.

Michelmas Term, Hilary Term and Trinity Term.

I also had friends who went to Kings, LSE, Cambridge and Durham and they all called them terms.

>>34587916
Semantics is the first point of argument for retards who have no relevant argument to come back with, but insist on chipping in with their worthless thoughts

So, no, this isn't the only thread that does it

>>34587916
Da, imenno tak.

any of you cucks wear a watch with the face on the inside of your wrist?
you should be gassed

>>34587912
He's insane. I can't imagine dealing with anything more difficult than a border collie/german shepherd mix.

I hope he gets lucky with the genes and gets the best qualities of each breed, otherwise he'll get a restless, aggressive maniac of a dog.

>>34587954
But its more tacticool that way

>>34587938
Oxbridge and associates are a special case. You should know that. The fact that each term has a bizarre name should be the clue.

>>34587912
I hope he lives near a bunch of public fields, because that dog is going to need a lot of exercise if he doesn't want it pissing, shitting and tearing up the place.

>>34587938
If its 'two terms' for a year its usually called a semester, if its not its usually terms afaik.

>>34587976
I only ever spend time with people who have gone to good unis to be honest, so I was unaware.

My apologies.

>playing Fifa 11
>ELEVEN
>Eating a Cornish Pasty
>Just not giving fucks desu

Not a bad afternoon ahead of me, chaps.

>>34587993
Yet here you are, my dear. Here you are.

>>34587999
lol suck ea's dick much?
i stuck with 08 for years

>>34587791
>came out with 3 firsts

Are A-levels not graded A/B/C/D etc anymore? Pathetic if not.

>>34588007
Yeah i mean my colleagues and actual friends etc.

I can't help laugh at you British cucks

First of all you have a woman as your leader, and then she crawls to the White House to get her orders from us.

Is Britain the most cucked place in the world? Looks like it to me.

Also speak English, you goddamn limeys. Speak the language we taught you.

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>>34588062
nice one son. you need to work on your technique though, try not to make it too obvious next time. keep it up.

>>34587993
And here you are, posting on britfeel. LOL I got my degree from a pleb uni and probably earn more than you.

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Good afternoon, /britfeel/!

How are you all doing today?

Hope everything's all hunky dory!
The tesco bread memester made me buy some Lidl tiger bread - pretty nice desu, think it's the best bread I've ever tasted.

>>34587544
>>34587564
>>34587568
>>34587584
This whole conversation has had me crying with laughter.
>>34587592
Especially this one - Jizz, fresh from the dick, only at /britfeel/ creamery

>>34588116
Unless you are much older than me I highly doubt it.

>>34588024

They're still graded that way, but now you can get A* as well. Couldn't in my day.

>>34588127
What did you study at oxford?

>>34588148
PPE at Balliol.

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>>34588062
Britcucks will be watching this (through the window as their gf hugs Tyrone) in Spring. What makes it funnier is that they PAY for it.

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one-mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>34588210
That's true. And apparently they are going to put 60 million into a huge promotional campaign for it, they want to make it the biggest show on TV.

i'm developing a caffeine addiction lads

>>34588210
>implying it doesn't just push right wing agendas more

Normal white folk won't like this at all.

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>>34588210
Another bait tip, son, don't reply to your original bait with more bait.

>>34588243
White girls will love it.

They love beautiful black...

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>>34588122
four days into second semester and already feel anxiety and pressure over the work and workload haha :(

its nice sharing a flat with a m8 though.
>>34588229
I have been addicted to the Java jew for years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8lrG8PLsuc

>>34588224
the american tax payer sends 3billion dollars a year to isreal

>exercise
>still horny
Nice meme

>>34588243
Normal Brits worship negroids and are fully indoctrinated into loving black culture. They wont notice or wont even care the white men are being emasculated. White British women will LOVE this show

>>34588224
yes, but that's already allocated mostly to the interracial breeding grounds next to the public parks and cucksheds.

>>34588282
The BBC are going to spend 3 billion developing Those Good Fellas into a massive media franchise - including multiple tv series, feature films, merchandise, a theme park and more.

>>34588299
>>34588276
>>34588210
>>34588224
Samefag

Oregano

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>>34588323
Wrong, genius.

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>>34588159
>PPE

According to the 'stats', after 6 months you'll be earning an average wage of 28k. After 40 months you'll be earning above average but from experience this will be a ceiling for the majority of your career.

Based on the stats your earnings are nowhere near mine, with mine being significantly higher. Also remember I am a pleb who attended a pleb uni for three years.

https://unistats.direct.gov.uk/Subjects/Overview/10007774FT-L0V0

>>34588347
Where does it say anything about a ceiling?

>Based on the stats

What do you actually earn though?

>>34588323
The white girls at uni are already gossiping about this

>>34588210
https://twitter.com/thosegoodfellas/status/792084132218171392
this show might be worth watching actually

>>34588369
Stats are all I have to hand mate.

>>34588347
eh i earn 30k a year at a factory job with 5 gcses and no further education, but i do like a shift and a half overtime a week so its more like 35-37k
>going to uni to earn less
fucking plebs

>>34588413
So you don't actually have a job?

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>>34583946
viewing it on a left-right axis is stupid anyway.
the worst of the SJWs may insist they're communists, but they help prop up capitalism by backing people like Hillary Clinton.

i don't know if it's conspiracy or natural symbiosis, but everyone is being manipulated all the same.

>>34588426
which machine do you operate?

>>34588426
>i earn 30k a year at a factory job
Enjoy being poor.

>>34588426
I'm shitposting right now, sitting in a comfy chair, sipping a coffee all relaxed - and getting paid for it.

Does that happen much in the factory at all?

>>34588405
This will just make white girls sympathise with the protagonists and hate white men even more.

Is britfeel always a pissing contest

>>34588518
Sometimes we talk about poo and jizz as well

>>34588518
Come back when your dick is bigger than mine and I'll answer that question.

>>34588517
let them cry. once all immigrants are gone they'll either have to follow them to a warzone or a mudhut village or suck it up.

>>34588518

It's the best pissing contest in town mate.

>>34588532
Talking of poop I did several hot smelly pumps today lads. Tried to bottle the pump gas for ye's yesterday lads but the bottle leaked.

>>34588545
>once all immigrants are gone

You think the UK will ever be all white again? Forget it.

>>34588518
of course apparently 'normal' normies love finding us autistic robots and showing us how much 'better' their lives are, despite the fact that they constantly need to seek self validation by telling themselves that they are better than a literal retard

>>34587372
58-9 of those were definitely voting in line with their constituents (Scotland)
+ Some NI members (if applicable) and probably some other constituencies dotted about

I'm so fucking hungry, the only thing I've eaten today is a sandwich but I have to wait till mum cooks tea because she gets mad if I don't eat it all.

Making a UK petition app lads, what's every else doing today?

>>34588689

You don't cook tea, you make tea.

Dinner is what you cook.

learn to be Angle you cunt.

>>34588698
I'm from the north, nobody says dinner here.

>>34588693

Idea stolen. I can knock that out in a couple of hours. See who gets there first :D It's on mate!

Working on those assets right now. I have some left over I can re-purpose for this... Thanks for the idea

>>34588605
I'm very successful by anyone's measure but I still feel like a complete loser most of the time.

Coming here and rubbing my success in the face of failures is the only thing that actually makes me feel good about what I've achieved.

You can hardly blame me for that, can you?

Please Serbia and Albania. Go to war
Please American Republicans and Liberals. Start a civil war...
Please let this happen for the glory of WW3

Then we won't all be so bored

>>34588705

I do, m80blox.

>>34588711
No problem mate, have fun with it. I love gov.uk's open APIs

>>34588210
>white boys won't DARE start a fight with you

Try that in Glasgow we'll set about ye

>>34588122
doing fucking brilliant lad. all day lazing about getting high about to go to upstairs for vidya in bed.
got a mate stopping at mine for a bit n he's done ALL the housework apparantly it's spotless gonna check out muh clean house when i get home tomorrow.

>>34588705
i'm from yorkshire and we say dinner up here
>breakfast dinner tea supper

>>34588724
honestly it's sad, all that and you still can't even compete with a 19 year old dudebro chad

>>34588773
I'm not playing in the same league as a 19 year old chad, so he's not really my competition.

When I was 19 though? Yeah, definitely there was no way I could compete with one in any meaningful way.

>>34588724
Kind of sad actually.
/britfeel/, this just goes to show you can be successful and still be pathetic, so just stay a NEET and avoid the stress

>>34588738
HAHA Glasgow is already cucked. Pakis are taking over. The Pakistanis from Pollock shield dominate your underworld

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>>34588705
My family comes from Manchester... See pic related lad
Stop being a posh cunt
And blame the industrial revolution

>>34588796
>this just goes to show you can be successful and still be pathetic

That should be obvious to anyone. Success is driven by patheticness.

>>34581217
Just moved to Crawley, lads. I can't find a weed dealer anywhere. What are some good sites to buy weed from on the web

Help me decide what to do with my life

>>34588827
how is crawley? In the running for a job there

>>34588728
Please China collapse and balkanize already

>>34588828
Just do whatever you enjoy most

If it makes money then lucky you

If not then just live off bennies.

>>34588724
>Coming here and rubbing my success in the face of failures is the only thing that actually makes me feel good about what I've achieved

Potential trolling aside, that is a very sad thing to admit. I feel sorry for anyone who can't take pride in their own accomplishments. Consistently comparing yourself against others must be very exhausting.

>>34588862
Life is exhausting mate. It's not so much the comparing myself against others. It's more the pressure I put on myself to do well.

It's not really about comparing myself against others. I don't look at Mark Zuckerberg and think "Fucking hell, that guy makes me feel like a loser."

I just do feel like a loser. Not always, but quite a lot of the time. Despite my achievements.

>>34588805
Who said anything about our Pakistani friends? One Glaswegian Paki is worth about 10 of those Surrey black men.

>19 and I don't have any facial hair apart from chin fluff.

all I want is a decent beard. why is life so cruel

>>34588949

theres time yet lad, im 27 now and just about able to grow a decent beard (shaved it off though, just grew it to see if i could) i was growing face pubes until i was 24 or 25

>>34588949
robots never look good with beards lad, just shave it

>>34588808
Liverpool here. Most people I know call the thing at 12pm dinner, then the later meal at 6pmish tea. You just say dinner for everything you fucking savage?

What do you think of when you hear this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkWjO8ZJcpc

>>34588949
>Want full beard
>theres a bald spot just under my chin where no hair grows
>if I got a beard itd look stupid as fuck with that there

life is pain

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>>34588949
>manlet with girl proportions
>werewolf-tier hair

>>34588991
That scene from EoE where Asuka's fighting to mass production Evas.

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What's the closest you lads have ever gotten to a girl?

For me it was a few weeks ago when I was in Austria
>drinking in a bar
>think the girl serving me beers is cute
>drunk enough to tell her that
>arrange to see her later (in another bar)
>later in the other bar
>we chat for ages and I had my arm around her towards the end
>feeling like a Chad
>walk her back to her car
>she drives me back to my hotel
>leans in to kiss me
>OSHIT
>autism kicks in
>spill my spaghetti and turn the attempted kiss into an awkward hug
>she says "well, see ya around anon"
>return to England and ever see her again

If I sperged out that much from just a kiss I don't think I'll ever be able to have sex.

>>34588985
wut. I never said that m8
It's breakfast, dinner and then tea

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I found a baby photo of me and my family. why did I end up a worthless ugly shut in neet.

>sat at the bus stop
>2 13 year olds clearly in love with each other being all cute together
Why is suicide illegal?

>>34589225
once again, your teenage, unwed, council estate parents, you never stood a chance

>>34589234
>13 year olds
> in love

>>34587568
>not eating your own cum everytime you wank

pleb

>>34589221
Sorry for the misunderstanding. Good lad

>>34589234
I was on the train once and a couple sat at the seats opposite me started making out. I felt like getting out at the next stop and jumping onto the tracks.

>>34589234
They can't catch you if you're dead

>>34589234
love isn't real it's all in your head false idealization

>>34589242
You know what I mean dude

>>34589270
That's just cruel, why did they have to be so blatant? At least I could look away.

Is Best Bar None ruining bars? Whenever a bar I attended becomes part of it either prices skyrocket or the ratio of alcohol to mixer plummets.

>>34589396
my college bar won it and is still pretty good

>tfw 1.60 pibbly punds for pints

i lost my job today and i didn't have any kind of reaction to it

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Cardiff/Newport

>>34589462
What was your job lad? And how did you lose your job? Cuts? Or were you caught fapping where you shouldn't have been?

Lads I'm fucked.

My coursework is due tomorrow and the file I've been working on for months has corrupted (alongside four fucking back ups)

What do

>>34589519
>Alongside 4 backups

Wat. How does this happen

>>34589519
Start saving up your good boy points now. You're gonna need them. See you around kid, you're gonna have a lot more spare time very soon

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I just don't think I give a shit, about anything. Education, income, shagging. None of it bothers me.

I think this is why those Scotch people became smackheads in that one film.

>>34589540
Corrupt hard drive I'm sure

>>34588843
Depressing, grey fat chavs in Sports Direct clothes wobbling around the town with their brown kids. Pretty much like everywhere else

>>34589568
But the whole point of a backup you should have it in more than one location. Otherwise it's barely a backup

>>34589519

Shouldn't have shagged that bird with the dad who works at GCHQ, lad.

>>34588919
>Pakistani friends

>>34588827
crawley is pretty shite lad

>>34589569
I was in my local sports direct the other, no idea how people who go there regular live with themselves, I think my life's boring but theirs is just out and out shit.

Day in day out traipsing around town in their trackies.

>>34589433
>bars
>in college
You from Glasgow or whar?

>>34589634
my uni college

>>34589583
Have 1 on USB too, fuckerooed too

>>34589654
The argument still stands. Uni colleges are not known to have bars. Only full on universities.

>>34589511
just humiliating menial min wage shit, i basically put no effort into it as there was nowhere to advance. i might start looking into going to uni even though i'm fucking old

>>34589713
yeah obviously, i was just chiming in with some anecdotal bolllocks

cats are pretty cute, dogs to

Yo
Originalino

I went for a run three days ago and my legs are still aching do I need to visit the Doctors?

>>34589941

No. Go for another run.

I've been up training my body since half 7, I've been doing self defence and takedowns to learn to deal with criminal scrum, made around 65 doing so.

What have you faggots done today to improve your life

>>34589957
I applied for a job at aldi

>>34589946
Ok, but if they fall of i'm going to be pretty upset.

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>coursework deadline got pushed back from friday to monday
>tfw you know you're just going to waste the time given to you

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Who else here /luton/? I don't know any robots from here.

>>34589968
Used to work in Aldi, it's shit but the pay is decent. They'll have you work like a horse lad, go to Tesco instead

>>34589968
good luck lad

oregon

>>34589957
drank 3cans of coke

>>34589957
Same here mate. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

>occasionally decide I don't want to be a NEET so I should just shoot for a job
>Remember all the jobs that would interest me are actually shit in real life, closed off by practicalities like cost, etc
>Remember just because I change my mind about being a NEET, it doesn't magically get rid of autism.

fucking shittiest of all world. and still my parents think i'm going to be a normalfag

i want to be a movie journalist doing cool things.

My mum is being a moody bitch again as usual.
I just want her to make tea so I can go out for a night walk already.

Fucking stupid whore. Die

>>34590182

I want you off my planet.

>>34590182
Show some respect to her you useless man child leech

>>34590215
I want myself off this planet too lad but we can't have everything
>>34590260
Respect is earned. Not given

>>34590182
Just leave before she comes home

>>34590285
I think she's earned it after mothering your ungrateful arse through all those years.

>>34590295
She is home lad
>>34590340
Then lost it through being passive aggressive. She pissed me off last night after judging me just because I said something. Then again I was watching a comedy in my room and she told me to shut up just because I laughed. And again today, she's only just got home and is on my case

Fuck her

>>34590420
Think I remember you posting yesterday. What did you say while watching the film?

>>34588278
Ahh sorry to hear about the pressure, friendo.
Best thing I can advise is to start scheduling your assignments, study time etc for certain time slots during the week.
That way you're not rushing to get things done tat the last minute and also you're not worrying about if/when X Y or Z is going to get done!

>>34588751
Aww that's ace, sounds like you had a great night friendo!
Having your house cleaned is a bloody good brucie bonus too!

>>34590506
"Damn it lads. Was watching the news about this autistic boy and his dog. The dog was allowed in the cinema when I said "our dog wouldn't be allowed in the cinema". To which my mum replied "why do you say that?" I called her out on judging me and not just agreeing. Why did she have to fucking knock me down lads"

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>Get off bus
>turn to bus driver to thank him
>mutter "H-hello"
>get off
Why did it have to be this way?

Going to have some chinky's delivered. What should I get lads?

>>34590619
Why the hell would you even thank him in the first place?

>>34590590
Seems like you're over thinking what she said maybe but who knows. Everyone speaks down to me like I'm a child so I guess I know how you feel

>>34590664
I feel rude not doing so.

its another stare at /britfeel/ all day whilst wrapped in a blanket episode

>>34590664
>not thanking the bus driver

alri Mtembe Ogundale Jones

>>34590676
If my sister were to say what I did she would have gotten a positive response. Fucking normies

>tfw you have these random bouts of motivation but haven't felt like doing anything for a week now

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>>34586913
I ended up getting mexican food for breakfast then clocked in at college to do it

cranked out another assignment in a few hours but for the last hour I had to sit next to two insufferable slags that wouldn't stfu about their friend on facebook or whatever

Wish the open access had some kind of mandatory silence policy when you use the computers

>>34586901
ESA

>>34587837
>Southampton

I'm so sorry

>>34588991
It reminds me of desert island discs on radio 4, a certain famous politician was very fond of Bach and Wagner

>>34590684
>Mtembe Ogundale Jones

Doesn't he play for Newcastle? What's he doing taking the bus?

Plans for Valentines day lads?

>>34590741
drink to forget my crushing lonliness