/britfeel/

First for new Kay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3WCGz2uKn4

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Second for tenderly raping Kaiji-kun

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>claims to be politically redpilled
>hasn't read every book here

lmao

>>34593153
>alt-lite starter pack

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>>34593136
Rape is fun after all!!
>>34593153
I cant read though :(

love waifus though lads.

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Started watching Varg videos and now I can't stop.
Help me lads.

>>34593178
Do you listen to Burzum?

Just done a hot smelly pump lads.

>>34593187
giv us a sniff lad

I have nothing to say..

This is life i guess

>>34593109
>January is not crossed off
You're 2 days late lad. At least do it right
It's ok. We all make HUGE mistakes
Like me... tfw stuck in East Devon

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>>34593153
this is bait btw


>still no cute boy to have a not gay relationship with

Texting my drug dealer for updates, said hed be back in an hour its already been past that, whats going on??

>>34593153
>altistic-right starter pack

tfw tbqh lads

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just made burgers from scratch lads

it tasted delicious

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>>34593178
I know this feel lad

original post

>February
wtf when did that happen

>>34593153
That Lauren Southern book doesn't even exceed 100 pages.

>>34593229
Oh wow. Good for you, I'm sure you mother is proud of you. Let's all applaud for you.

20 minutes lads, he says he'll be back in 20 mins, fucking drug dealers but what can you do?

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How do you tell the difference between when a girl staring at you is thinking you're a creep, or thinks you're attractive?

>>34593211
lad...

S O U R C E
O
U
R
C
E

>>34593212
how do you get a drug dealer when you're a shut in with social anxiety?

>>34593237
11 months to go lad.

>>34593246
are you okay lad, that bitterness is concerning

do you want to get it off your chest

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>>34593255
bit gay that don't you think?

>wageslave
>got to go on work night out tomorrow

How do I talk to normies and answer any questions about me?

>>34593308
well that fucking ruined it..

>>34593264
You don't

originalio

>>34593171
>Rape is fun after all!!

My ex girlfriend used to like me fucking her while she was asleep, I did it by accident once as thought she was awake after that she asked me to do it whenever I could, was great fun.

Anyone got a link to up to date bailey jay porn? Its hard to find videos i havent already seen

>just realised I got a can of pepsi right in front of me

God dam I was so thirsty and thinking I needed a drink but too lazy to move, of course theres an uopened can right in front of me fucking sperg i am

>>34593319
Drink plenty of booze and tell plenty of lies

>>34593319
Just... bee yourself :^)

Can you at least fake being somewhat normie? Where do you work?

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>>34593171
i do love this little waifu, lad.

why the fuck do passports cost so much, fucking jewing bastards.

>>34593457
developer its all fine until topics like lovelife come up I do plan on drinking a lot

>>34593578
to make sure all the poor cunts can't just fuck off to greener pastures

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>>34593153
>taking the "red" pill and not the red pill

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Quick rundown on Ted Crilly

>Brennans bow to Crilly.
>In contact with Father Larry Duff.
>Possess priest-like abilities.
>Control ireland with an iron but fair fist.
>Own churches & parishes globally.
>Direct descendants of the ancient christ blood line.
>Will bankroll the first parishes on Mars (Tedgangrad will be be the first parish)
>Own 99% of bank account editing research facilities on Earth.
>First baptised babies will in all likelihood be Tedganoff babies.
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a bishop's face who will appear on a skirting board and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'ted bang' that created our universe.
>this is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg
>The Irish Church entrust their gold reserves with Ted. There's no gold in Dublin, only Ted's bank account.
>the big red phone in the rugged island parish house is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor.
>the last person who missed a call was Father Dick Byrne. He resigned and fled the country in fear.

>>34593319
Luckily everyone at my workplace is pretty old so they never go out unless its the one Christmas party. And for that one I just got really drunk.

>>34593691
>unironically being a commie

kill yourself.

Lads where can I start if I want to write poetry

I have so much feeling, but I don't know how to put it into paper. I feel illiterate

>>34593723
I haven't got the balls to mate.

>>34593717
down with this sort of thing

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>>34593211
>Horse dicks

gay

>>34593731
neither desu

t. natsoc

>>34593717
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a bishop's face who will appear on a skirting board

>>34593211
would love to have a horse dildo but I think my mum/sister would probably find it and get confused

>>34593749
Horsecock is the most aesthetic penis, dont you just want to suck one...

>>34593767
>>>/mlp/

shoo shoo

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>>34593691
>he believes communism is a viable system

34593256

I had a chocolate sponge and ice cream after.

Making a lasagne between naps tomorrow.

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You are walking along and these lads approach you. What do you do?

>>34593717
focking heIl

>>34593796

"Where did this mirror appear from"

>>34593794
>>34593256

not having much luck.

>>34593796
Is that Schrodinger on the far left?

>>34593796
Say alright lad to based mos

>>34593153

I'd rather choke a penalty for England during a World Cup Final than read that seppo shite.

>>34593796
Turn 360 degrees and walk right on by

>>34593796
>zero big guys
Probably walk through them.

>>34593796

Kick the shit out of them. Or knock the fuck out of them. I don't know, I'm a very changeable person.

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>>34593753
Glad we can unite over our shared interest

>>34593786
I'll be honest I'm not 100% sure it is but I'd rather give it a go

>>34593796
Didn't know Kraftwerk were doing a reunion tour

oh god there's a new kay video

chicken soup?

hmm okay this might be okay since she can't use beef gravy granules with it

Want a Slav gf desu.

https://youtu.be/OxcvVdIgyBA?t=80

weeeeoww

>>34593796
Try to start a fight and laugh as these pussyholes run away apologising.

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>>34593888
Tbh I'd actually like to go for a beer with an actual communist who won't just try and smash my head in and just chat shit about politics.

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>just filled out bennies book
>struggling to think of things to write

wish i could be brutally honest with them desu

>>34593843
I don't know who he is. I've seen him a couple of other images with Mosley. But all the key leaders I've looked up haven't looked anything like him.

>>34593588
That's a sperg industry mate you'll be fine

Just make a joke of it

>you got a gf anon?
>with a mug like this mate? Haha not bloody likely!

oh no she has used beef gravy granules

oh dear

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>>34593886
>>34593925
>they think they can take on based Mosley

Where do you reckon the cheapest place to get a Nintendo Switch is?

>>34593952
I do this originally all the time.

>>34593717
Creasing

Nice job anon, is this copied from somewhere else?

>>34593888
>I'll be honest I'm not 100% sure it is but I'd rather give it a go
they've already given it a go several times

it doesn't work

>>34593966
Amazon a couple months after launch

>>34593952
Or you could lie and not come across as pathetic.

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so exited lads. Just received a 1k bursary from uni for being a poorfag.
the 1k bursary can only be used with a linked tech shop. The linked tech shop has a limited range of products and im looking to purchase a laptop as my current one died. This will be my main pc. i can purchase the standard one and ill only have to add 44.00 or i can add 300 for 16gb ram and 512ssd (next pic)


what do you think robots?

>>34593964

He doesn't look like he'd be eight stone if you dipped him in treacle.

Just woke up lads, this neet life is killing me

Just found out I have misophonia. Mine is triggered when having to listen to other people eat or their music on public transport.
Now I know that when I become enraged and lash out it really isn't my fault, I have a disease.

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or extra 300 for this what do u think lads

>>34593927
Smashies are getting annoying. They have a time and place but the way they are doing it now are just pointless and is likely having a negative effect.

>>34593988
One could argue that capitalism doesn't work either. I could also parrot the old "communism has never been truely implemented" but that just seems like a copout sometimes. Even if it doesn't work on a large scale I'd still try it if not just for a laugh

>>34594011
I don't understand the price, what are you paying that much for here exactly? I guess its fine for a technically free work laptop.

>>34593796
Tell them that i am from the future, from a time where London is no longer English and multiculturalism runs rife. I tell Oswald that he must move to ally with Hitler and to overthrow the democratically elected government to save Albion.

>>34594045
Pointless. Get a decent desktop and then a chromebook or something

>>34594045

>1300 quid
>not even a dedicated gpu

are you seriously that stupid kid?

go to pcspecialist and get a gtx 1070 laptop for much cheaper.

or just get a fucking desktop.

>>34594011
>>34594045
Why are the terms of the bursary that you can only use it in what is clearly a ripoff tech shop?
Those "laptops" (they are shitbooks) do not have a graphics card and will come with bloatware.
Can you link the website? You are better off building your own rig.

>>34593229
looks good!
originale

>>34594147
probably because the university doesn't want to pay for a gpu lol

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>>34594011
>>34594045
>>34594111
This. You can get an excellent PC, and then if you want something portable simply spend a little bit on an Android tablet, Amazon Fire has $30 refurbs of the 7" 8gb model that you can root and install whatever you want on.

Laptops are markedly overpriced and offer little to no upgradability.

>>34594159
They're paying over the odds.
1k for 8gb ram and a 256gb hard drive? it's a scam

>>34594011
>>34594045
Lad these are not NDNA prices. What university are you at?

Didnt get to fuck my former oneitis lads (no surprise there). Did manage to make her cry though, so that was a laugh at least.

>>34594098
Capitalism works perfectly. The argument is that perhaps it works too much so. However, the capitalistic idea that anyone with the means to make money from what they offer can do so is fundamentally sound, because humans are possessive creatures desiring stuff and stuff in exchange for other stuff.

Communism, on the other hand, has failed repeatedly because you have a corruptible human governing the entire affair. One succeeds because it plays to our nature, the other fails because it tries to defy it while putting someone wholly susceptible to it in a position that almost guarantees their corruption.

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>>34594216
>Did manage to make her cry though, so that was a laugh at least.

How did you manage that?

>>34594216
you got cucked big time

>>34594006
Oh yeah because lying about having a gf is way less pathetic than having some bants

Jog on you fucking sad case

>>34594216
Top job lad

Details

>>34594045
>Encryption look how private we are xDD
>Win10

lel

>>34594045
absolute rip off

>>34594158
thanks lad, I'm on a bit of a burger science bender lately

>>34594045
>toshiba
Never ever go Toshiba m8

Used to work at a Curry's and Toshibas easily have the highest hardware failure rate of any brand I've seen

Lads i cant use the 1k bursary anywhere other than the dedicated linked techshop so building my own pc is out of the picture i know its a scam at that price and in fully aware that 1.3k will build u quite a comfy pc but im a poorfag and cant pull 1.3k out my ass.

im at mmu i know shit tier uni but im a tard

student-store.com

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>>34594313
>mmu

>>34594295
Teach me your ways please. Got into cooking but don't know owt about burgers. The Hairy Bikers method was pretty dogshit. Does it require a meat grinder? Don't have one you see.

>>34594313
buy something and refund/sell it

then buy a desktop

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>>34594221
Well for true communism the theory is that the government dissolves until the entire system is worker lead. Whether or not it could actually happen, I don't know. I don't really care what the government is to be honest.

>>34594313
Why the fuck would you pay 300 out of your own pocket for a negligible difference

Bet they rope gullible little fools like you in all the time

>>34594234
>"It's really great to see you again anon, can we start hanging out again?"
>"I'm not sure if that would be a good idea. We're both such different people now and I cant help feeling like what we had together is over and it's not coming back."
This and other little personal things like dropping that I'm still in contact with a girl she hates etc

>>34594313
>>34594319

I went to MMU, had an absolutely great time, first year was the best year of my life without a doubt. You want to get down Baa Bar m8

>>34594313
>>34594327
Yes like 600-700 will get you an amazing pc from parts so maybe do this idk.

>>34594352
I'll stick to muh russel group uni lad.

Can I live off of chicken and rice everyday and a bowl of cereal in the morning

If I do this I can spend about 40-50 quid a month on food

>>34594395
Yes.

t. spent 5 quid on food this week.

>>34594395
get some frozen vegetables for cheap and it will be healthy

>>34594347
>We're both such different people now and I cant help feeling like what we had together is over and it's not coming back.

So you weren't actually trying to shag her then?

Drug dealer still not shown up, absolutely terrible

>>34594461
It was never really on the cards desu. I thought I might get wasted with her and have a go but she was all 'I dont drink/do drugs anymore' so we just went for a Nandos so I could live the mem.

>>34594422
frozen veg often works out to be more expensive than fresh

>>34594484
Maybe it's god telling you to quit your drug problem

>>34594484
What did you order? I always hated dealers with bad time keeping skills.

>>34594514
maybe, but I choose to ignore his suggestion.

>>34594524
Just some weed, a 3.5

>>34594313
Nice link mate.

Get something under the bursary so you don't spend any of your own money.

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>texted fat girl who is obsessed with me when I was horny
>no longer horny

what have i done

>>34594556
I do this too many times, also when drunk. The shame that dawns on you when you sober up in the morning is terrifying

>>34594324
gladly lad, no meat grinder required

first you want to get your hands on a cast iron or stainless steel pan, you want something that will get blazing hot so you can get that nice brown crust on the outside

buy decent steak mince, at least 15% fat, not lean mince for any reason
the fattier the better

use a quarter of a 500g pack of mince per burger, throw it into a bowl, grind in some black pepper, loosely mix it together while avoiding squeezing it into a paste in the process, roll it into a ball and flatten it down into a patty roughly the thickess of a DVD case and use your thumb to press a deep dimple into one side of the burger to prevent it swelling into a meatball as you cook it, then season both sides with coarse ground sea salt just before frying

get your pan ripping hot, toss the burger in, and let it cook for about 3-5 minutes per side

you might be tempted to leave the middle a bit pink, but don't fuck about with minced meat unless you grind the meat yourself, supermarket mince is too risky for medium burgers

pop a slice of cheese of your preference on top, make a little tinfoil tent and put that over it for the last minute to melt the cheese and then serve it up on a toasted bun with whatever the fuck you want on it

burger

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>>34594484

>phone few people earlier today looking for weed
>still no replies

>>34594581
I was drunk about an hour ago, drank a bottle of ginger wine. I was thinking about how much she texted me saying she wanted my cock in her mouth and I was like... shit I need some of that now, however I sent the text she didnt reply and im now sober.

It's horrible. The best I can hope for is she replies too me when Im not sober again.

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>only ever had 1 gf
>she starts messaging me on fb recently
>starts telling me about how she's going out to try and get fucked tomorrow

Texted the dealer, he says hes on his way now.

This fucking goy. He lives next door to me for fucks sake.

>studying ppe at prestigious university
>smart, witty
>height begins with 6
>impartially a 7.5-8
>2 friends
>khv
what the fuck am i doing wrong

>>34594648
Clearly not scrubbing your face with a pumice stone.

I did it, and I dont regret a thing. I look so good.

Anyone else working on bettering themselves this year? im finally becoming the master of my own destiny. I'm gunna make it lads.

>>34594648
making things up on the internet

>>34594681
me 6 years ago

>>34594610

>you didn't proposition her

Good job, halfwit! :D

>>34594719
I moved away for uni so that didn't cross my mind desu.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38814377
>roastie sluts who "feel sad"

I am angry.

>>34594625
>>34594625
unlucky m8 fortunately for me my dealer actually is a paki who sells under the counter of a local cornershop which is open 24/7 pretty good haze aswell get better dealers lad.

>>34594648
what uni was dat

>>34594698
Im turning 25 this year. I remember thinking what I would be like at that age when I was 13, I gotta do it for past me, I cannot fail.

I've been close once, in 2014 I hit the gym like a motherfucker, got real thin and athletic and had girls hitting on me which was a first and I was taken back, it all went down hill when I took advantage of it and got a 16 year old to blow me. Her mother worked at the same place I did and she found out, it was horrid. I felt so much shame ended up just eating fried chicken and staying in from then on.

>>34594740

Oh, alright. WGAF then?

>>34594754
Shame for boning a 16 year old because her slut mother found out?
Who cares? It's legally and morally ok.

>>34594747
This guy is usually pretty good, and he has nice weed too. There's a lot of dealers round me who sell mostly dark web weed and its horrible, all fucking compacted and shit. They pretend like they dont get it from the dark web but I know their bullshit.

This guy sells that fresh sticky bud that oozes delicious resin everytime I smoke it. Reminds me of the first bud I bought, plus he's always on weight or more so. He's just fucking terrible for time.

>>34594681

I am although I already 'made it' last year, I'm gonna improve massively this year

>>34594768
because I fucked it up like the autist I am and still haven't gotten over it.

>>34594782
Yeah I didn't think it would be such a big issue, but at a work do where we all went out for chinese she just confronted me whilst everyone we were all sitting down eating food. She yelled at me and lost her shit, I didn't know what to do. So I left, later in the night she came up too me all pissed out her head and apologised and offered to blow me instead. I just went home.

In the end it seemed like the people at work had a bigger issue with it than she did after that night. It was toxic working there afterthat, to make matters worst my roomate worked there too and didn't like that I did that either.

>>34594600
Very simple but sounds great. Expected breadcrumbs, herbs, onions etc. Will give it a go, thanks. Doesn't sound all that unhealthy either. But one question: what's a DVD case grandpa?

fuck sakes

I played age of empires 3 a lot a couple of years ago, and I had a playlist with a lot of death grips stuff in it playing while I played the game

now, whenever I listen to death grips I can't help but think of age of empires 3

>>34594865
breadcrumbs, onion, egg etc. have no business in the patty itself, ruins that nice beefy flavour and binders like egg/breadcrumbs are useless if your beef is fatty enough
peppercorns inside and sea salt on the outside, that's all you need

ask your father

>>34594921
lul aoe2 kicks 3's ass any day of the week

I'm going to play Skyrim, lads.

>tfw not an Orc Battlemage with a Dunmer Thiefu gf

>>34594947
I suppose, but I've played 2 to the death, so 3 was a nice change

>>34594960
>playing skyrim
You can spend your time on better games

Almost positive the dealer isn't showing up now. No reply since he said "he was on da way". Fuck everything

Going to my interview for my bennies tomorrow. They have messed me around for a month, not calling after I have applied online for a month. Can I expect an initial payment? And of how much?

>>34594484
Joaquin Guzman shot dead dealers if they were just a few minutes late. You should follow suit

Anyone have any game that are good for playing for a long time, I dont have much time for video games but when I do I can play them for like 6 hours solid, lately I've been playing a lot of Anno 2205

>>34594969
>You can spend your time on better games

Yeah, but I'm getting a bit bored of Football Manager.

>>34594849
She was jealous of her daughter, that's all it is. She's a used up old hag and despite being around you more you'd still rather go for the newer model.
Women are like that mate. You could have handled the situation better sure, and I would have taken the blowjob from her too, but once she gets the coworkers on-side then your social life there is over. You ended up doing the best you could.

>>34594998
Downloaded Skyrim last night and modded the shit out of it till where it was perfect to look at. Now I cant be asked to play it, I feel like renting it out though so people can play my modded skyrim. It's so perfect.

>>34594936
Surely the binder aspect is exactly it though, if you want to use lean mince and save yourself a few calories if you're trying to cut back.

>>34594556
wow poor you. I fucking hate people who complain that girls are into them. I would kill for a girl to be obbessed with me. no girl has ever given me any attention. I am completely alone. it's killing me inside and having to read about guys COMPLAINING that a girl wants them makes me want to tie and fucking noose around me neck

>>34594993
I've been playing titanfall 2 and company of heroes recently, have a look at those.

>>34595041
This. Why are normies complaining about female attention on a board intended for incels/

I've found I don't really have the patience to play through OoT anymore. When I first played it I got through it in about 2 days but now I'm struggling to be bothered with the fiddly controls.

>>34595028
Yeah, well I ended up moving to a different town in the end. Everything was just so fucked there, I feel like going back and cashing in on her moms blowjob when i sought my shit out.

>>34595066
It's a shame you didn't get more out of the daughter. Could have been nice.

>>34595077
I got a second blowjob from her when I left town. Not a complete fool lad.

>>34595084
You got her number? She sounds like a free ride.

fucking windy tonight chaps, proper windy

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>>34595041

>go to normie friends birthday years ago
>arrive late
>suddenly qt comes over, starts acting very interested etc
>noice.jpeg
>look around
>everyone is staring at me
>mfw
>"lol anon we asked her to come on to you to see what you would do ahahahahah"

What is the Tesco wifi password?
It's gotta be something standard across their stores like Tesco# where # is the store number

>>34595110
>not busting out your freshest dance moves when a QT comes up to you

This is where you went wrong lad.

>>34595110

situations like that are pretty much my worst nightmare, id probably have thrown a bitch fit and stormed out when they told me theyd put her up to it

i seriously think I'm going to kill myself. every fucking day I work at shitty asda, go home drink and go on 4chan. no girl has ever shown me any attention in my entire life. I made a tinder but it's been a month now and I've swiped right on every girl but I've only had three matches and they have all ghosted me. I am so lonely and desperate.

>>34595110
Your 'friends' sound kind of shit
also
>You have friends
>Normies get out

>>34595139
Use a pumice stone on your face lad. Simple tricks like this can transform you from nerd to qt in a day.

>>34595110
>Oh so she's a whore for hire?

That's how you really humiliate her, show her how worthless and easily manipulated she is.

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>have bad teeth
>check online to see if braces are free on NHS
>free till youre 18
>2k-4k after that

th-thanks mum and dad

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>>34593229
I bet you made those Sainsburys tiger rolls yourself too

>>34595193
If it's a problem you feel should have been corrected you can still get them to pay for it. Talk to your dentist, or if it's causing you to feel suicidal talk to your GP (this is how I got braces at 25).

>>34593249
If they're calling the police or not

>>34595193
just get in a car crash, nhs will fix em free of charge then

>>34595110
Had similar expierience though it was in a club.
>sitting on sofa enjoying drink wtih friend
>qt girl comes up to me and starts chatting me up
>puts her drink on the side of the sofa
>fall for it
>she laffs in my face
>i turn to look at my friend
>my arm knocks her drink straight into her handbug
>she screams at me
>starts telling me I have to pay for her new iphone and makeup/whatever else was in the bag
>end up leaving the club and smoking weed with friendo somewhere else

stupid whores

>>34593229
From scratch? So you created an individual universe in which you somehow managed to extract meat bearing animals?
Impressive.

>>34594993
vanilla wow, elysium server

also if anyone plays on zeth'kek alliance, join the guild pupper pals, pretty comfy /vg/ guild

>>34595040
if you want to save yourself a few calories, don't eat a burger

if you want a burger, make it worth the effort

>>34595204
actual sainsburys baker here, if you saw the state of the tiger paste we use for those rolls you wouldnt buy em.

>>34595256
>meme guild
sounds like pure cancer, what a circle jerk that must be

>>34593319
The last job I had where we actually had "work nights out" we all just took a bunch of drugs so it wasn't all that bad

Got smashed in the mouth by one guy when I tried to get in his sister's pants tho

>>34595204
>tiger roll
it's a cheese topped roll from asda lad

you need to let that tiger roll business go tbqh, I shouldn't be able to recognise a lad by his bread elitism

>>34595251
nobody's considered pedantry witty since year 8 lad

>>34595204
>Sainsbury
>tiger

Look at this pleb. I bet you can't actually afford a tiger loaf and have to stick with value brand bread, that's why you're so upset about it.

One of those Syrian refugees just joined my work. All he talks about is "swedish blondes", it's fucking built inside these guys, they must rape.

>>34595271
its actually 2nd level irony to keep away the fags, and it actually works

>Eating tiger bread
>Enjoy your no gains

>>34595329
Clearly not if you're in it.

>>34595329
should have used actually more than twice in this post

>>34595344
Lad im telling you, in the bakery I work at one baker dropped the whole tub of tiger paste on the floor and ended up scooping it straight back in the tub from off the floor. I wouldnt eat anything in those in store bakeries.

>>34595328
report him to HR

>>34595328

I can't blame them, they've spent their lives in a shit hole and suddenly they get promised an ideal western life. I would be the first over the border in their position, we shouldn't be letting them in though.

>>34595320
>implying any loaf beats Brown
I like my bread not loaded with sugar and topped with smegma thanks

>>34595371
and immigration

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>>34593109
>tfw no british BOYFRIEND who'll rape my ass while we listen to Mosley's speeches

>>34595371
>>34595382
Im leaving soon anyway, he looks a bit too ISISy for my liking, feel like he's gunna go full akbhar soon.

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>>34595347
>Ah, a chance to use my freshly sharpened blade!

>>34595398
Mosley would have put you in the oven first.

>>34595420
Mosley would've been my British bf you dumb commie.

>the crushing lonliness got to me and I messaged my oneitis for the first time in months

I'm going to fucking regret it I know it

>>34595446
Talking about commies, what is going on with the American media at the moment, they've gone full communist.

An anti-trump protester killed a Trump guy today and its only being covered in /pol/

Here's some comfy music to set the mood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8GvgyehiS4

My line manager at work is fucking trash holy shit. Not one member of staff on the department respects him, other managers think he's an idiot, he never does any fucking work but shits on everyone else.
been here two weeks and if I end up leaving it'll be because of this cunt. Just worked seven shifts of nine hours each in a row and he spent every day bugging me about whether or not I finished some H&S induction form, just looked at it and he's meant to sign some shit at the end to say that he has gone through it all with me. Nigger all you've fucking done is talk shit, fuck yourself. Mad as

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>>34595398
>Tfw no french bf

come and enrich me please, we can roleplay the Napoleonic wars

I'll be a poor half naked drummer boy you captured and had your way with

>>34595464
He's dead ?
I thought he was just knocked out. All of them should be hanged tb(h).

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>>34595464
Pic related.

Also they're calling Trump a facist and his supporters facist, when he's the exact opposite. If he was a facist, would he allow people to keep their guns? Fuck no. That's the first thing he would take away to stop any uprising. He's working to help the people for the first time in history a politician has kept his promises. It's fucking insane how these idiots are "against the establishment" by being entirely for it.

>>34595464

Our media is just as bad for not reporting stories they don't like. I don't know who to trust any more so I have to get news from lots of sources which is just exhausting.

>>34595518
Will you backstab me at the last time like you did IRL ? :3

>>34595462
Tell me about her anon, I have been dealing with oneitis lately, it makes me feel better to hear other peoples stories

>>34595462
I'm 3 months oneitis free. Am I finally gonna make it into not caring about bitches?

>>34595525
Give Trump a chance, he's only in his second week. He has to get all his people in place before he starts going after the guns.

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>>34595571
Yes my little Pierre

You'll get all the lewd backstabbing you desire

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>>34595514

Stick at it lad

The majority of line managers are cunts desu

The first taste of authority over someone and they go mad with power

Have you had the "Well if you dont like it there are plenty of people to take your place" speech?

The fucking twats

>>34595605
Have you seen Trumps tax plan? It's fucking amazing.

You pay absolutely no income tax if you make under 50k. Also no more Death Tax, so when you die the money goes to your family entirely not too the government.

The guy is really trying to help and these idiots keep fucking it up with their media bullshit.

Which artists am I not allowed to listen to as a heterosexual guy?
I just found out today that Lady Gaga is a no-no, I want to know if there are any more I'm not supposed to be listening to>

>>34595638
Beyonce, less you're watching this video to fap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ12_E5R3qc

>>34595638
Madonna, Nicki Minaj, Katy Perry

basically any female artist

>>34595638
listen to what you enjoy. People don't have to like what you like, nor do you need to like that other people like

>>34595670
>tfw enjoy female vocalists almost exclusively

The idea of having a man whispering love songs in my ear is incredibley gay.

>>34594754
A 16 year old sucked your dick?

Worth.

>>34595243
Serves the dumb cunt right desu.

>>34595638
I listen to her first album occasionally. Everything else by her is shit though. I'm a dude and those fuckers over on /mu/ got me into K-pop recently. More music I have to hide from people.

>>34595328
I thought it was all memes until I met a Syrian myself. In my case it was a woman who came on a course with me. She said she only came here for benefits. Claimed she was a lecturer in her own country. Might have been true, might have been a lie. Who knows? Anyway, she had missed the window for applying for a loan. Then it turned out there was an extra grant available - which, once again, she had not been bothered to apply for. A week in, in spite of the fact that she would get the loan down the line (delayed by her not having applied) she dropped out of the course, having complained on the second day that the workload was too hard and she didn't want to have to work so much, and at least in Syria people were more laid back.

>>34595670
Fap factor of Nicki Minaj videos is okay though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYxgFCqyIZM

kek

>>34595638
anything that is mainstream/top 50 whatever

>>34595754
>it's 20-21 order is gone there's a race war now

Most of RWDS stuff manages to be better than the material he's covering.

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>it's an anon drinks himself to sleep while browsing 4chan episode

>>34594947
Aoe1 was the best desu. Gotta live starting as cavemen. Empire earth was even better. Cavemen age all the way to robot future age.

>>34595518
inb4 thirsty faggots start asking for source: pic related is a 18-year-old quarter-chinese australian woman, with a vagina.

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>>34593109

This is a video of Vladimir Putin's penis penetrating Angela Merkel's vagina

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posting some images that are only funny to very few people

>>34595898
>pizza bum

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>>34595907
I make JonTron edits that are only funny to a few people

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>>34595907
That is an awful joke.

>>34595910
What the fuck is pizza bum?

>>34595950
she got spots on her ass dude look

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>>34595926
oregano oriental

>>34595950
a homeless person who sleeps in the bins outside dominos

>>34595960
Naa, I dont watch porn

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>>34595988
>88

Original comment required desu lads.

>>34596008

>he obsesses over anime girls

I can just imagine how much of a failure you are

>>34596008
Is 'I dont watch porn' an unoriginal comment?

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>>34596031
I'm not that bad, assuming I pass my uni exams and don't drop out. I've even got a job to go back to if I do fuck up anon :^).

>>34596066

That's a pretty big assumption for a mentally stunted manchild

>>34596085
>assumption

Boss literally told me there's a spot for me if I need a job during uni breaks. Perks of living in a decent part of the country where there are still small businesses I guess.

>>34596112

>He's going to be a cashier for a corner shop

were any of you lot part of the emo scene when it was dying out, around 2008 or 2009, what bands did you listen to then? I need to know because reasons

>>34596133
It didn't die out til about 2014 where I lived

>>34596130
Nah, I was doing comfy office work actually with a bit of warehousing stuff.

>>34596133

Because some woman who isn't interested in you in the slightest has become your oneitits and you want to spend money on tickets for her?

>>34596169

Do your parents know you obsess over cartoon girls?

>>34596175

wut? i have no contact with women, i try my hardest to make sure of that, not just women but anyone 2bdesu

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>>34593717
consider me Tedpilled lad.

What about Jack, what's his endgame?

>>34596196
>gets btfo so resorts to cuck tier responses

When you stab someone, make sure the blade is parallel to the ground. This lowers the chance of it getting caught against the ribcage.

>>34596240

Not if they're lying on their side lad.

>>34596240
I haven't really thought about stabbing anyone but what if you stab them in the stomach area?

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I am literally talking to lee rn lads

>>34596278
Don't keep him awake. He needs his sleep. Bad lad

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>>34596278
totally original kek

>>34596227

I'll never been a weeabo manchild, you really don't get the last laugh here m8

>>34596276
they'd probably survive, aim higher

>>34596278
Fucking liar he posts his shit videos here.

>>34596278
Can you please tell him that he should stop making singing videos. The kid is just embarrassing himself and getting false encouragement from all of those trolls.

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Fuck sake lads

>>34596317
I'd want them to live with the memory of having a blade shoved into them

>>34596240
I always thought go for the eyes. thumbs into eye sockets till their eyes come out.
don't know how practical that is irl.

>>34596356
if you can, take their eyes

>>34596313
I'm not a weeaboo though you reddit fuck.

Hi I'm looking for /gerffeel

Can someone help me?

Heard your all a bunch of FUCKING faggots and are going to comit a mass suicide so I better take a step away and film it

>>34596352
like fuck does he have people asking him for shout outs on the reg, he isn't a radio station

>>34596278
>>34596352
what on earth are you doing

>>34596328
I think it's just dedicated fans

>>34596352
fucking kek this small amount of celebrity has gone straight to his fat head

>>34596392

>"GTFO redditor, muh safespace is being compromised!"

>>34596352
>taken a liking to

>>34596352
well look whos got too big for his britches, time for a boycott lads

>>34596415
Redditors tend to think anyone who vaguely likes anime is a weeb though, even so, you do realise you're on 4chan right? This is an anime imageboard.

God damn Taxi Driver is so good.

>>34595893
>With a vagina

what a fucking disappointment

>>34596444
You do realise how much of a FUCKING faggot you sound

All I read was 'mew mew mew I'm a nigger'

FUCKING faggot

I have 900. Where should I go on holiday alone?
Want good value to length of time ratio.
Any ideas?

>>34596446
I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

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>>34596446
It's a fucking great film, might watch it again.

>>34596444

Yeah, I mostly just come here and laugh at you failures.

Sad!

>>34596500
Oooo faggot no.4562317 took the bait

Trigger nigger

Bit of a bummer that Lee won't give us a shout out. Bit ungrateful really. Who is he to spurn us? Hurt my feelers desu, lads.

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Ziggeh

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>Need to write another shitty 300 words, save my work to USB and I can sleep
>Still can't be bothered

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>>34596523
>Tfw worried the tide will turn and some anons will conspire to destroy the lives of these innocents

>>34596537
I know how you feel but I have substantially more work than 300 to do.

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>>34596537

oreganius

>>34596576
how bad is it? I've got 6,000 words to deal with later on; it's for a book of my choice though so I'm actually a little excited.

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>>34596474
>>34596500
fucking normalshits

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Does this count as cheating?

>>34596645
About 2500 and then some photoshop work on top of it. I don't know how to use photoshop.

>>34596680
Yes obliviously

>>34596680
it says right there that it is not.

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What about this, does this count as cheating?

>>34596680
>>34596723
Being with another man when yours isn't there is cheating.

>>34596723
Yep, still cheating

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What is britfeels opinion on this sexual act?

>>34596764
me on top

>>34596764

never done it, looks fun i suppose

>>34596764
never gonna happen to me

Alright lads. I like to think we hold ourselves to a certain standard here in britfeel. A safe haven from the rest of r9k shenanigans. So knock it off with the porn yea? If not for me how about for the queen?

Just had an asda tiger baguette chunk, butterless. Its that good it doesn't need butter.

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>>34596823
>implying tesco bread isn't the best in the world

Is ganondorf supposed to be a gypo or something?

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>>34596823

Would you like to engage in this sexual act

>>34596856
>implying I've ever stoop so low as to shop in tesco

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>>34596862
>>34596764

This is actually my favourite genre, rarely see it

>>34596823

>r9k
>blueboard

where does it say that in the rules?

Oh wait you're just a fucking prude

>>34596856
>not COOP wholemeal

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>>34596871
This is hysterical. Tesco is absolutely above Asda in the supermarket chain.

>Marks and Sparks
>Waitrose
>Sainsbury's
>Co-op
>Morrison's
>Tesco
>Asda
>Lidl
>Aldi

Goes on general price and quality. Asda is cheaper and nastier than Tesco. Not by much admittedly, but still.

A girl once said as regards sex 'We'll 'ave no problems so long as you clear up your own'. It was a very unsexy thing to say. Another said we were now 'fluid-bonded'. Was it feminism?

Best bread is pumpkin seeded loaf by the way. I think it was Sainsbury's but you just don't see it about anymore.

>>34596973
Close, but I'd put Waitrose above M&S, and Lidl below Aldi

>>34596973

Waitrose is far nicer than M&S imo

>>34596982
>Another said we were now 'fluid-bonded'.

It's sweet, in a way.

>>34596973
Wow no, Tesco might be below Sainsbury but it is definitely above Coop and Morrisons.

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I bet she'd rather Tesco bread in her mouth, what sane person wouldn't?

>>34596973
Would have thought it looked more like this:
>Waitrose
>M&S
>Sainsbury's
>Co-op
>Tesco
>Asda
>Morrison's
>Lidl
>Aldi

Lidl is for tight fuckers, the mentally ill, doleys and students. Aldi is bad enough that misers wouldn't lower themselves to it

>>34596973
>>34596997
>>34597015

Waitrose & M&S and Lidl & Aldi are honestly so close it is a tough call. I would hand it over to personal preference.

housemates just told me off for smoking too much weed

fucking low key reeeeeee lads

>>34596982
She is fluid-bonded to you, you don't bond to her.
Semen is absorbed by the vagina and becomes part of the female's DNA permanently. Her children will also carry some of this DNA, it's known as microchimaerism.
It's why you should absolutely not have children with a non-virgin.

>>34596932
I go to /gif/ if I want porn. Kind of gets annoying seeing it on every thread. Keep having endless wank sessions because you fuckers. Can't you just give my penis a rest?

>>34596973
Love how when someone posts a tier list of food everyone goes mad

>>34596973
>aldi below lidl

nah

>>34597064
I don't know if this is true, but if it is then it's kind of interesting. Surely the effect must be really negligible though? If not, it's funny and depressing to think of what I may have done to damage the mental health of other people's children.

>>34597090
He's chatting shit

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>>34597067

no we cant, have some more

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>>34597090
It is true.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microchimerism#Human

>>34597112
I wonder what those feel like.

>>34593109

For the lads who aren't losers, what are you doing for valentines day?