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Greentext the cringiest shit you've ever done in front of a group of people
I'll go first
>be me
>fifth grade
>think I'm fast asf, beat all other kids in races on a regular
>gym fitness test day comes
>run 100 meters across field, timed by cute gym teacher (19 years old, 9/10 small tits would boink)
>I go last, last name starts with R
>everybody gets 15 seconds , 17 seconds , 22 seconds , 16 seconds
my turn
>gonna beat these fuckin normies
>line up
>go
>run as hard as my lil fifth grade legs can carry me
>reach end
>teacher tells me time
>"7"
>pic related mfw
>go to tell slow ass friends who got 15 that I ran 100 meters in 7 seconds
>tell whole class
>prick named Matthew challenges me
>says it's impossible
>fuck u Matthew go ask the teacher moron jerk noob
>he goes to talk to her, comes back and reports I ran 17, not 7
>teacher makes me announce to the whole class that I was wrong and didn't know numbers well
>I just didn't hear her cause she was 19 and a soft spoken puss
>pic related Matthews face when
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>>34530559
I'm not going to greentext because I'm lazy but I tried to take a creepshots of a qt at the movie theater
Forgot the flash and everyone saw
I'm banned from there now.
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>>34530930
wouldn't it be dark asf in the movies anyway
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i jacked off in catholic school during math class through my pants a lot. I stopped going before i was apprehended.
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>>34531020
No this was more like the concession area
She was taking tickets before you could go into the screening and she was also an angel
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>said cunt like 30 times in a row because I was an edgy kid
>friends mom heard me and yelled at me that it was innapropriate
>started crying spontaneously and saying I was sorry
>I was 16
>talking to a girl at a party
>ask her if she wants to come to my dorm and play halo 3
>she laughs and says okay sure
> we get there
>load up halo 3
>she realizes I'm not gonna make a move and leaves
>still a virgin to this day
>obsessed over girl in one of my uni classes for months
>she was in one of my classes the next semester
>feel like it's fate go up and ask her how she did on the final last semester to start a conversation
>"I'm sorry who are you"?
>people near her snicker
>get completely wasted
>play basketball with local black kids because I mistakenly think I have game
>get crossed hard and fall on my ass
>he puts the light in my face and puts me on snapchat
>two qt girls from my major were watching in the stands
>taking a physics final
>couldn't concentrate because all nighter Vyvanse binge and only got 2/17 questions done
>30% of my grade
>professor calls time
>go up to beg for a few more minutes and half scream half stutter "C-C-COULD I HAVE M-MM-MORE TIME"
>girl behind me says "wow"
>laughter ensues
>professor feels so bad he gives me a few more minutes
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>>34530559
>tfw captain of the track team back in high school
>best record for 100m was 13.9 seconds
Fairly impressive for a 17 year old5'1 femlet
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>>34531498
Kek my school's track team was shit as well
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>>34531498
>13.9
>impressive
Lol what can you expect from women though
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>>34530559
Post this thread on >>>/b/ or reddit where it belongs. Get this shit off my board you attention whore (failed) normalshit.
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>>34532222
This is the greentext board fuck off and go post another trap thread
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