hey r9k!! how are u doing this afternoon?

roastie cunt I wanna punch your face

also first

Come on, roastie. You know the rules..
Tits or get the fuck out.

I got drunk last night and bought a Moldovian a steam game so that was cool.

I would pay for you to sit on my face and fart.

>>34456066
Fuck off you stupid whore. We don't want your kind here

hi pls be my gf

:3

>>34456066
NORMEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFOOO

>paint on the edge of the paper
artists make me fucking sick

>>34456066
What's your reason for making this thread? Serious question.

You're pretty cute. Why are you on here, besides to get attention?

Post your naked body or i'll reeeeeee at you and your whole family.

>>34456161

cant speak for OP, but i'd assume it's either along the lines of getting a reaction from you guys screaming whore get out etc, pretty entertaining imo

Its night here.

hows America?

Guarantee this thread will have 200+ replies when it hits the 1 hour mark, fucking faggots I swear to god

>>34456066
Tits od gtfo, what do you have to lose? You already lost your virginity.

>>34456161
>>34456194
Why else would a bitch come on here? It's obviously for attention.

>>34456211
america good

>>34456213
you're just made bcuz you didn't get the first post like I did xD

Why the fuck do women like you come here

To mock?

You can't be a robot looking like you do

>>34456194
The same reason why sluts who have never held a video game controller/keyboard do. They know the can be the center of attention, thus they get validated by those virgins that she will never fuck, to boost her ego reminding herself that she's dating material.

God this depresses the fuck out of me know I can never have her...

>>34456066
What's the minimum dick size you'd accept into your vagina?

>>34456246
She probably came on here to get responses like this. Don't make her feel good call her ugly

someones mother drank whilst pregnant

>>34456246
Why? She's a 5/10. You can't really be that desperate.

>>34456066
I wouldn't fuck you with your brothers dick.
GTFO

>>34456066
What, why are you here? To patronize us? Go suck Chad's dick please and leave us alone. K thanks bye

>>34456233
Some normie asked a female friend of his to hold a timestamped sign with /r9k/ written on it and used it to get (You)'s

It works brilliantly on this board I've done it before

You fucking mechanized second tier menschen.

Try to understand that OP posted that just to get the reactions you exactly gave.

>>34456066
working out at home then probably watching some tv and going to bed early. how about you roastie?

>>34456066
Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a femanon( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD

Please respond.
Pretty please.
Please.

>>34456066

damn, not bad, solid 7.5/10

>>34456066

I'm doing well and having a fun time watching all of the spergs that you rattled lose their shit.

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>>34456276
I would still bang the her outta her
Nigga you talking like I got options, I'm not a chad, I have to fuck anything decent that crosses my path

>>34456066
Hello Emma Roberts!

>>34456066
I am currently content, how are you poster of females holding up timestamps?

>>34456365
They have their bf take the pic.

>>34456066
You look used up to me. No doubt in my mind you've been fucked over 10 times.

Your looks will fade fast. You're ok now but in a few years your metabolism will slow down and you'll get fat. Most men will know you're a pathetic whore that fucks random dudes every weekend. And judging by the fact that you come on /r9k/ for attention, you need men to validate you.

Once you're done being used like the object that you are, you're going to grow up and need a provider. Good luck getting one when most guys will be fully aware of you and your past by the time you need one.

>>34456352
What the hell how do you know my name??

>>34456328
Hey Brian, OP here.

Thank you for your kind post. I'm so glad to see chivalry isn't dead! If you're interested in me I should tell you I've been saving myself for a kind gentlemen whose willing to lay down his coat on the rain and open doors for me and things like that. Oh and he has to have class. Swag is for boys!!

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>>34456365
>implying her neckbeard brother didn't ask her to hold the sign even though she didn't know what the fuck it was

>sisnon, can you hold this sign for me so I can take a pic of you?
>wtf is that? For what? what you gonna do with it? What does it means?
>it's to show my online friends I got a sister
>whatever anon, you're weird... give me the sign, I don't have all day
>obese neckbeard brother shots pic, upload it to /r9k/ pretending to be her
>get an over 200 replies thread

is that easy

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>>34456385
>your metabolism will slow down and you'll get fat.

because you are not fat now right?

>Most men will know you're a pathetic

because you are not pathetic now right?

ahahaha pathetic loser

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RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OFF MY BOARD RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OUUUUUUTTTTTTTT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34456365

You can tape your fone to a wall/mirror and set the timer.

>>34456385

You sound massively butthurt to me. No doubt in my mind you've been fucked 0 times.

what an ugly LARPING cunt

ITT: numales

The amount of omega rage is hilarious

>>34456347
>bang the her outta her

>ywn fuck a girl so hard she turns into a guy
I didn't ask for these feels

>>34456385

This is easily the most butthurt, fedora tier post I've seen in ages.

>>34456467
I'm not fat but I am a loser. Doesn't matter. I hate her and this is my board to talk to people like me. I know who she is and how she acts just by looking at her. And I also know she's a shallow cunt.

She should not be welcomed on /r9k/. All she's doing is whoring (You)'s like the dick she whores for validation

>>34456385
Metabolism can't make you fat, only eating too much can make you fat. All she has to do is eat less as her metabolism slows down.

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>>34456066
Please post more of your face at least, don't listen to these faggots you are gorgeous we don't need nudes just post more.

>>34456561
Shut your faggot ass up we need nudes and we need them now.

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>>34456476
>>34456510
Normies and anyone else that defends her get the fuck out of /r9k/

>>34456066
Please step on my balls and slap my penis.

I want you to absolutely humiliate me

>>34456066
I fucking hate you. stupid whore

>>34456574
Fuck off maybe you want to die as a dickhead to girls but I am not

>>34456066
I'm still deep within the existential dread that comes from living in the current day and age

>>34456581
>femdom

Have some respect dude. Guys who are into that shit should get roped

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>>34456385
No doubt in my mind you've been fucked over 10 times by your uncle

>>34456594
>He actually cares what girls might think of his anonymous posts

>>34456611
>he think I give a fuck

>>34456066
Good afternoon fellow femanon !!

>>34456594
>defending an anonymous "girl" you don't even know on 4chan's
Unironically kill yourself

>>34456630
tits or gtfo nothing personnel but it's the unspoken rule here.

>>34456594
Oh so you come on /r9k/ to be nice to girls?

Once you realize they don't want you you'll come around. I find it hilarious though that you're defending some girl on an anonymous Thai cooking board, who will never meet you, doesn't care about you, and that you will never fuck.

White knighting is fucking pathetic IRL but it's even worse on here you loser

>>34456066

>"come on, hold this sign"
>"wh- why? what is this?"
>"I know this site, you'll see, it's hilarious"

I can just sense it.

>>34456066
how many dicks have you sucked filthy whore

>>34456066
Fuck off Muggle.

FOR FUCK SAKE STOP BULLYING HER

HOW DO YOU WANT NUDES IF YOU ARE TALKING GARBAGE

THIS IS WHY WE DON'T HAVE NICE THINGS

>>34456675
>> abloobloobloo why won't anyone suck MY dick abloobloobloo

>>34456574

>nobody actually defends her
>were all just laughing at you for being an omega loser
>being this fucking retarded

Looking at your thousand cock stare. You got that "yeah, I've had 2 dicks in my mouth at the same time before...no big deal" look

>>34456827
>omega loser

This is /r9k/, is it not? If you aren't a loser than get the fuck out of this board. I can REEEE at her all I want you nigger

>>34456760
le muh nice things 9000 internetz to you fine sir

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>>34456375
>>34456438
>>34456472
I guess I worded that weirdly, I was using "poster of females holding up timestamps" as their title and as how they were.

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Emma, would you lemme suck on dem tiddays?
If you thought I was a gent, of course.
Pic related

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>>34456066
Dear fat, underage brother of pic related.

kys

Guaranteed 200 replies

Y'all some pathetic ass niggas kys

>>34456066
Dear femanon, please come back when these autistic kids are asleep.
Stay safe today.

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>>34456066
state your business toty

>>34456901

You're absolutely right; you can REEEE at her all you want. And by the same token, we can mock you for how butthurt you are all we want.

Not bad. Just finished playing some vidya, and thought I'd bet a little shitposting in before I go fap to a loli doujin.

>>34456946
Can you stop balding please? Thanks.

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>>34456066
Teeheeheeloook guise Imma gurrrl gimme attenshun ppleeezze

>>34457027
Well, at least he had the sense to buzz the rest of it super short.

>>34457007
Fair enough. Well then fuck you and fuck this stupid cunt

>>34457040
He needs to shave it completely and get wig or wear a hat. Balding at this level just looks disgusting. Once you reach a certain point it makes more sense to just get rid of it all and look for alternatives.

>>34457027
Mah heart.. Mah soul :'(
I've only really been fucking 35 year olds since college.

>>34457107
Thanks for the /adv tho senpai

>>34457107
Well your eyebrow game is legit no doubt. I think the rest of your face makes up for it.

>>34456498
underrated post

wtf this is original

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Please stop posting roastie shit. I am not interested in you, I don't want to be near you, see you or hear you. I feel as if people like you get joy out of beta men attention. Honestly, I've had enough of roasties, all they care about is attention. go to a place that wants it
>>>/soc/ >>>/b/
Why do you torture me like this?

>>34457180
Thanks fr, I actually have gotten compliments on my eyebrows. My fwb does them. If you're op, you're pretty cute styll.

>>34456066
I'm sorry the bullies ruined your thread. I miss the old days when people weren't bullied so mercilessly, and although they have the most posts it's not everybody. They just make a lot of short quick replies.

I'm doing okay. I've decided to try to quit smoking. I smoke my last cigarette an hour and a half ago so I just started. Never start smoking. It's basically self inflicted torture which only a slight amount of pleasure in exchange, and even though you suffer whenever you go a long period without smoking, you don't realize just how much you have to suffer until you quit, which a lot people can't. I've been trying to quit for over a year now without much success.

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>>34456066

FUCKING ROASTIE CUNT LEAVE!!!!!!!1


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34456066
not gonna lie
Pretty average for a femanon.