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go and hug your sister! post results!
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Reminder that even if you delete your post, it's still saved on the archive.
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>>34417094
Oh boy, who this?
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tfw you'll never have a sister to hug
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>>34417141
Anon's sister that he thinks is the cutest thing ever. He posted her bragging that nothing was cuter than her, then immediately deleted his post.
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>>34417157
Its not really that strange, people name kids after their parents sometimes..
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>>34417052
My sister is a whiny bitch that hates me around the same amount I hate her.
In other words no thanks.
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>>34417199
Literally delet this

You are asking for this thread to get shut down with that
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>>34417199
Well she is cute, would impregnate
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>>34417094
Time to jack off to some Loli cunny


>>34417052
Did it yesterday. She gave me a weird look, and said "ugh get away Nathan"

She's 17
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>>34417241
If it gets delet, another will be posted
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>>34417279
Does she hate you?
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>>34417052
she hugs me most days already
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>>34417337
No.
She helped me grow up, protected me. I was the older brother with severe autism.
I got better, she turned into a bratty teen.
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Sign for imouto marriages! I'm slightly concerned the White House may have fixed the voting so they don't have to talk about incest

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/legalize-marriages-and-civil-unions-between-consenting-adults-regardless-blood-relation-or-familial-status
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>>34417368
>imblying Trump will allow incest

*breaths in*
BOI
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>>34417362
>she turned into a bratty teen.
Don't worry nothing the Onii-D can't solve.
Dick her and post results.
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>>34417416
Yeah, Donald Trump, the man that admits he wants to fuck his daughter, will never allow incest to be legalized
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>>34417449
No, im not into that. She was like a mother to me when I was a kid.
>>34417463
Hmm
Really jogs your noggin....man....
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Eating 2 cans of chicken noodle soup that expired a year ago was not the best idea I've ever had.
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>>34417052
Fuck you, SHE DOESN'T LIVE ON THE SAME CONTINENT AS ME AND I MISS HER

RIIIIIIIIII
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>>34417861
Fuck you're still alive? For fucks sake I'll mail you soup if you want me to
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>>34417463
Source?

Originalio commenti
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>>34417904
Have you stayed up all day?
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Shower anal doesn't really work, but someone smarter than me could've told you that.

Post-shower anal is great though.

My little sister smiling innocently at me after I've filled her asshole with semen is fucking with my heart and my head way more than it should.

Anyway, Nier is fun. I should probably stop doing these shitty sidequests, they're kinda ruining the pacing.

>>34417094
That's cute, I should make one of those someday.
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>>34418586
No, I got like 3 hours
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>>34418600
I'm not into anal but damn you are a lewd machine. Isn't it bad to do anal every day, idk
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>>34418600
>That's cute, I should make one of those someday.

the feeling is building up more and more eh?
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>>34418691
I thought I read that somewhere too. I dunno, I've done it twice (I guess three times if you count that weird thing) and I don't think it'll be a habit. Just a nice option.

>>34418704
I guess. It's always been there, I'm just not trying to hide it as much.

I think it'll be all Nier and imoutolovetime for the rest of the night, maybe I'll pop back in before bed.
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>>34418600
But that's the best way to play games; do ALL the side quests, then plow through the main story.

>>34418655
Make sure you go to sleep at a decent hour tonight. You've got a date tomorrow, you don't want to be tired or have bags under your eyes during it.
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So my sister (who I'll now just refer to as L as a short hand) is insisting now that we sleep in the same bed from now on in order to get use to the coming change.
It took her forever to get up the courage to ask me though and even then it took me several minutes of prodding about what was on her mind.
>>34418600
>>34418769

I hope for the sake of your sister's butt you took it slow.
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>>34418799
3 hours is good for me, I have a hard time sleeping
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>>34417052
>tfw I haven't seen my younger sister in a decade
>tfw she turned into Stacey in that time
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>>34418769
>>34418769
fully upgrade Phoenix Spear = anal rape all bosses. (then anal with Em)
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Hugged imouto

Result: I got punched
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>>34419037
Real result: You have a lot of work to do to fix that relationship before you regret it for the rest of your life like a lot of sad anons here
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>>34419037
You forgot to tell her you love her
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>>34418824
>I hope for the sake of your sister's butt you took it slow.
implying Pat didnt pound that ass till his knees gave out.
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>>34418824
Nice, about time, Remember to keep your boner away from her, unless you want her to feel it.
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>>34419172

You've been waiting this whole time haven't you?

I'm actually worried about that.

>>34419141

I'd like to think he's not ravaging his sister's ass. yet.
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I gotta ask, what's the deal with anal? What's appealing about it? Shit comes from there
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>>34419223
Of course I have been waiting, and I'll keep waiting until the day you marry.
>I'm actually worried about that.
Are you worried about me waiting or about the boner thing.
Make sure you don't wake up with your boner inbetween her butt cheeks.
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>>34419276
Totally different sensation. Also, licking (clean) ass is amazing because humans have a lot of natural pheromones that are excreted from it. Shit is only a problem if you don't prepare
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>no depressed little sister to cheer up with.
This feeling isn't fair
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>>34419223
>>34354502
>E: Don't stop... fuck your sister's asssss.

how wrong you are.
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Soon....soon...
lol
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>>34419276
i really dont know why but i get a boner when i think about fucking a girl anally.
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>>34419310
Lol, humans have very little in the way of pheromones and no anal glands like dogs or some other mammels do. Armpits would be a better bet shit licker.
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>>34419310
>>34419344
There's a perfectly good hole that's made for fucking adjacent to it
I guess it's just a personal thing, some people like that idea some don't
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>>34417052
sister is sleeper
she hug me tuesday when i buy for her pizza
love her
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>>34419465
you trying to love her all the way?
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>>34419465
You good big brother.
Good man.
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>>34419281

Worried about the morning wood. I pretty much guarantee that it'll be poking her within the week.

There's these weird mixture of worry and curiosity.
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>>34419503
and you make me sick
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>>34419558
Then don't try to stop yourself, poke her and see how she reacts.
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>get job
>start buying imouto good food
>she gets fat
>loses self esteem
>buy her more food to deal with issues
>tell her i love her
>treat her like a goddess.
>eventually notice shes falling for me
>TIME TO STRIKE!
>help her get in shape again
>keep telling her how gorgeous she is
>gets back to her normal weight looks amazing
>confessed to me she loves me
>i tell her its mutual
>we make love for about a week barely getting out of bed.
>she considers herself my wife and i her husband.
>instead of food i now give her my eternal love and pledge to always be hers
>plan 100% successful.
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>>34419558
>I pretty much guarantee that it'll be fucking her within the week.

there you go! now thats more like it!
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>>34419671
You fucking madman!
Please be real.[/spolier]
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>>34419647

It's in god's hands my friend.

In all seriousness, L headed off to bed a little while ago (by that I mean my bed) saying she was going to read. She may still be up so I might just talk to her about it now so there aren't any surprises.


>>34419694

Check your eyes. I'm not having sex my sister yet. We both decided to let things develop between us at a pace we both feel is good for us.
So it'll happen when it happens, I'm not in a rush. I love L and the last thing I want to do is hurt her by doing something stupid.
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>>34419310
what are people like this doing on /r9k/ ?
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>>34417052
I just threw my dog on my sisters bed :3
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>>34419843
>so I might just talk to her about it now so there aren't any surprises.
Oh boy, looking foward for this greentext.

Also pretty sure >>34419694 was joking.
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>>34419843
>I'm not having sex my sister yet

thats cute!
you want to be there for her and yet the thought that in time she will be panting under you while you thrust into her is still there.
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>>34419868

you dont want eat ass?

fuck out of here kid!
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>>34419918

>Light in room is still on.
>Go in, L is wrapped up in the blankets.
>As if she's awake and get a groggy mumbled answer.
>Good enough.
>Start to artfully bring up my erection.
>'Soooo... I have absurd morning wood every morning and there's nothing I can do about it'
>'Soooo... if you feel anything poke you at any point, don't worry about it or wake me up and I'll roll over so it's not bugging you'.
>L's eyes go wide and her face goes bright red.
>Stammers out my name is a semi-shrill voice.
>Decides to bury her head under the blankets instead.
>Tell her it was a good talk and walk out of the room.

She's fucking adorable. I find it kinda funny too because before we started any of this it was pretty common place for me just to walk around in my boxers during the summer months, so I'm kinda curious about how she'll react now to it.


>>34419929

I've always been there for her, and I hope to continue to always be. That's honestly one of the most important things to me. We, especially her, had a really shitty time growing up, and I want to more than make up for any of her lost happiness.
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>>34420368
her last thought before bed was of your dick.

when you two finally do it its gonna be slow loving and intense.

then the second time will be animalistic and primal
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>>34420368
The cutest, she's totally looking foward to it now.

>so I'm kinda curious about how she'll react now to it.
Do it, first thing in the morning walk right in front of her with only your boxers, bonus points if your morning wood is on full display.
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>>34420514

She probably still has the blankets over her head, trying to process what I just said. To be honest, I'll probably fall asleep before her at this rate.

L's pretty confident and sure of her self most of the time, but she does have a tendency to sometimes overthink things and work herself up.


>>34420515

I walk around in my boxers when I first wake up, but I turn the heater down during the night ( I like to sleep in the cold), so the trip is usually just to turn the temperature back up. By the time I wake L up, I'm usually full dressed.

Long story short, I'm not going to just wave my dick in front of my sister. It's more fun to just tease her with small things to elicit a reaction.
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>>34420786
Your sister really is going to sleep with your dick on her mind. Well done.
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>>34421222

Well regardless of what she's going to bed with in her head, I'll be going to bed with this in mine. I'm out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KZmuhrb1HQ
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We were out to the movies and I hugged her during it....
She just snuggled up against my arm. My sister gets tired easily.
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>>34421469
>Please don't do anything weird to my sister....
Like what?
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>>34421528
you trying to smash?
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>>34421528
she's hawt
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>>34421595
I hope he's not, she looks a bit young for that
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>>34421547
You already know the answer to that question, anon.
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I gave my litter sister's pussy a hug with my penis.

The results?

I'm going to be a daddy
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>>34421760
tell us more anon!
did her ass get a hug aswell?
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>>34421528
Drove home
Gonna help my sis with her homework after a cup of coffee...
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I guess as a gesture of trust my sister's friend is spending the night here. We watched Dirty Dancing but I fell asleep pretty quickly. We all laid on the floor and eventually they fell asleep too. I woke up with my sister holding one of my hands and facing me and her friend's back to mine but pressed up against me. Are girls just cuddly in general?
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>Ended up telling Em about HaraKano for some stupid reason (See last thread)
>She just seemed kinda perplexed
>Explain it's like a porny dating sim where you get the girls pregnant at the end, she asked why the fuck I wanted to play that, told her I liked the last game by this company
>Let slip that there's a mom and a sister in it, she's all "Oh, THAT'S why you wanna play it"
>She says she wants to see the beginning at least
>We begin, she doesn't say much for a while other than to comment on the girl options
>"She seems dumb" "Why are their boobs so big?" "Is she stupid?" "Why is the little sister so small?" "How is that the moooom?", stuff like that
>Game's slow as hell with way too much set-up, she stops paying attention after a while
>Suddenly pic related
>Why is there an unavoidable mom-son scene before you even pick a route
>Em just kinda stares with a weird grin-frown-smirk, I dunno how to describe it
>All she said was "She's pretty"
>Why am I watching a mom jack off her son with my little sister
>Suddenly I get a choice, "Give In" or "Resist the Urge"
>E: Pick the first one, duhhh
>What the fuck
>Pick it, MC cums in his mom's hands
>I'm just weirded out
>We stopped the game after that scene
>P: Uhhh... Sorry, that was weird
>E: Hahah, you can keep playing if you want, I don't care
>P: Uhh... Any thoughts on which girl I should pick?
>E: The mom got in there first, she deserves it :P
>P: What
>E: I dunno, it's your stupid game! :P

All I have to say is what the fuck.

>>34418799
Problem with Nier is that the game's not actually that fun (It's fine, but not great), and the interesting parts are the characters and story. The sidequests lack those things, and they also require way too much grinding and you get almost nothing of value in return.

>>34418824
>>34419141
>>34419223
We're still going pretty slow, I don't wanna hurt her.

And now it's past my bedtime, oyasuminasai.
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>>34421528
I swear I recognize her. You live near hendo?
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>>34422452
Blog post about the suffering the betrayal of your onee-chan pat, I need a cry
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>>34419868
They're just LARPing
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>>34422452
>>34420368
>>34419671

do people really belive any of this bullshit?
It's just a bunch of fantasies of fat virgins
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>>34423387
No but we moved from Cali a while ago...
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>>34423870
oh my god fuck off this is thread #200 of these.

no one cares about your retarded opinion.
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>>34423419
You're lucky I'm having trouble sleeping, else you'd be waiting over 12 hours for that cry. Although it'll probably be less crying and more "Wow Pat you were dumb".

Still, I need to make this quick, so I'll tell the tale in the form of a timeline.
>Be babby Pat
>"Wow, Onee-chan's so great, it's like having a second mom!"
>Be 8 year old Pat
>"Wow, Onee-chan's boyfriend is a cool guy!"
>Be 9 year old Pat
>"Wow, I have a niece now! Mom and dad seem pretty mad though"
>Mom left sometime around here, it's a blur to be honest, I got awful clingy to my sister after that
>Be 10 year old Pat
>"Huh, Onee-chan's getting married. I guess that's cool. I never realized how pretty she was"
>Be 11 year old Pat
>Obtain a vague idea of what sex is, and a sappy "You do it with the woman you love!" viewpoint
>"Well I guess that means Onee-chan then"
>Spent a while hugging her as often as possible, got a little discouraged when nothing happened
>Be 12 year old Pat
>Puberty kicked in for real, start whacking off, feel guilty thinking about my sister but it happens anyway
>Kinda start wanting her for real, too big a pussy to do anything, and I knew it would get me nowhere anyway
>It hurts though
>Be 14-15 year old Pat
>Sister got pregnant and gave birth again
>"Why isn't it my baby. Why didn't I do anything. Why is everything shit."
>End up feeling extremely guilty, her husband's genuinely a nice guy and sister's as happy as can be
>"Why am I horrible. I don't deserve her anyway."
>She moved out of town soon after
>Proceed to masturbate to incest hentai for years

And back to bed.
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>>34424088
>no way dude these autists are all totally fucking their super cute sisters who act like fucking anime characters
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>>34424124
>get closer to onee-chan too late for it to matter
The suffering is endless
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>robots can't get any women to like them
>enter sister thread
>suddenly every robot is chad and penetrating his sister

hmmmm
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>only on up at this hour
Music
https://youtu.be/ZXQXGKQCsLg
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>>34423870
I don't believe protective nii san but others I do believe
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>>34424567
>people lie to fit in
shocking
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I won't post a photo of her for privacy sake but I'll do it right now. She's asleep.
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>>34425525
Okay.
>quietly sneak into her room, use phone to find my way to her bed
>slip into her bed, spoon her
>she wakes up, turns around and I shine my phone in her face
>"What are you doing, Auda?"
>"I'm just giving my little sister some love like a good big brother should."
>"At, what..."
>squints and looks at my phone
>"It's 4 in the morning! You woke me up for this bullshit?! Fuck off!"
>she screams at me and slaps me in the face
>I leave, dignity and honor bruised but smug as a motherfucker
>while I'm typing this she just stomped into my room to tell me she can't fall back asleep, kicked me in the dick
Worth it.
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>>34424124
>>34424124

tell us about you and Em growing up.

>how your reaction to her birth was(if you remember)
>you you two were when younger
>any memories you might have if the time
>when you first had feelings for her
also.
its been a while but tell us IN detail of what went through your head after you slept together for the first time.(ive been here so i have read your posts)
but i want a detailed account of your thought process during that day and the time right after.
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>>34426136
>>you you two were when younger
how*
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>>34425588
are you trying to lewd or no?
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>>34425329
Rude, but everyone loves Lucy
Also, BDSM did post her cleavage so there's that
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>>34426474
Lucy and bdsm are annoying shits, Laura is cutting it close
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>>34425588
>Worth it.

Dubs confirm. Now make it a routine so you can enjoy getting kicked in the dick regularly.
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Since the threads pretty slow, I'll post my interaction with my father this morning
>Told him about K and caught him up, leaving out the part where I mentioned my "inappropriate feelings" to K
>He said it was nice that I was moving on
>Tell him my feelings for him haven't changed
>Ignored that and told me to "go with all kinds of guys", basically told me not to be a whore, which wasn't the playbook anyways so whatever

Unrelated
>I also had a dream my uncle tried to murder me, wasn't a real uncle, just a guy I didn't recognize
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>giving a flying shit about your female siblings

you are the worst cucks. sisters only purpose in life is to abandon your family to spread her legs for some chad. you don't bother giving them support whatsoever nor do they deserve it.
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>>34426846
I only saw this after I posted, sorry
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ITT: Incestuous Pedos

abominations...
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>>34426929
>implying you even have a sister
>implying imouto poon wasn't made for onii-dick
>implying she wouldn't rather have sex with someone she knows and trusts over some random chadfag
>implying she doesn't want a baby (or 4) by her big bro
>implying you aren't the worst cuck here for not knowing this
Once again, KYS (kiss your sis)
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>>34427394
That's not true, some people itt don't like incest
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>sister moved back home after her marriage dissolved
>I never left kek
>be 6 in the morning and I'm still awake
>she definitely wasn't, occupies room down the hall
>drift out of my realm and don't even knock on her door because she sleeps with the door cracked
>queen sized bed and she's on one side
>she's snoozing hard
>occupy vacant half of the bed and go in for the beneath-the-blanket squeeze
>she doesn't wake up, or pretends not to, and kind of snugs up against me
>arms wrapped around her
>stay there for a good half hour
>sneak out with one of the most /r9k/ boners I've ever had
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>>34427497
Cute, that's nice
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>>34427497
Tell us your story anon. What's your sister like, have you had feeling for her i the past? What's your ages? Was her ex a chad?
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>tfw no imouto to motivate you to be a better person
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>>34427560

Sister is 22, I am 25. I was good friends with her ex husband and his brother. Some drama happened where I was accused of stealing nudes off ex's brother's phone somehow and that started a chain of events that led to him hating me. Consequently good friend started hating me, led to sister hating me by extension. Their reasons were the same reasons most of us are robots... wasted potential, problems, general loserness. Now ex-friend but still brother-in-law goes and cheats on sister... for a while apparently and that completely erodes their marriage.

She moved back home a little over a year now, they divorced and split the assets and such. We shared a drunken moment when she basically apologized for being such a bitch, then mega unloaded all this personal shit about what went down between her and now exfriend ex bro which basically had me wondering why I was ever friends with the guy.

She and I hang out most days at least for a while and sometimes smoke pot together. She's a dunce on computers and I didn't trust her enough to torrent her own stuff safely so I homegrouped my 6.5 TB of media storage to her laptop so she can just ask me to download stuff and I put it on my computer - which she can access on her laptop from anywhere in the house. We share a netflix and hulu account and she orders shit using my amazon prime so I had to delete a lot of weird shit from my wishlists, but at this point even if she found that stuff I think she wouldn't judge.
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>>34427724
Wait for her to make you torrent blacked
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>>34427724
That sounds nice, it's cool you guys are so close
every day I wake up, I will be an only child
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>>34427394
ITT: autistic works of falsehood and fantasy
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/a/ is making fun of us again

oreeeeeeeeginal
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>>34427315
You aren't supposed to pay attention to those guys, Laura.
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>>34429062
Yes she is, her blog posts are only slightly acceptable because her getting shot down by her dad tugs on my heart strings in a very painful way
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>>34429123
Were you trying to fuck your dad too?
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>>34429204
No my dads just a methhead who tore apart my comfy happy family life so dads are a touchy subject
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>>34424567
>implying there are any robots left on /r9k/ anymore
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A good morning bumper car!
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>>34429376
>Take out life insurance policy on him
>Be nice to him for awhile
>Find him when he's strung out
>Make him overdose
>Collect life insurance policy and use it to better your family

The only thing meth and heroin addicts are good for is life insurance policies.
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Slow morning today huh? That's a bummer
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>>34430348
Anal guy makes a terrible pun and doesn't use a Carlos reaction pic. Many such cases! Sad!
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Remember friends, you too can try to fuck your sister. Ziploc-kun almost did it
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>>34430537
OHB did his own imouto and also impregnated her
http://pastebin.com/90nWJGPt
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>>34430739
Will he ever grace us with his presence ever again?
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>>34430932
One can only wish
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Daniela is having legitimate pregnancy symptoms. Her period is supposed to come within the next ten days. She wants to keep the baby if there is one, and she wants to leave instead of getting help from our parents.

This is probably my last post. See ya
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>>34431472
Wew lad. God speed you sister-fucker.
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>>34431472
>This is probably my last post. See ya
>Leaving us hanging like that
C'mon now, Lief.
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>>34431472
>This is probably my last post.

Heard that one before
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>>34431472
Buy her a pregnancy test.
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>>34431691
I'm 90% sure that this is the stolen tripcode.
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>>34431781
Heh. Fun stuff. Pretty much every thing from him has been suspect the past month or so. At least for me
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>>34431810
Yeah, I think his last legitimate post was about him leaving the threads.
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>>34431781
It was this

>>34431810
The last month has been nothing but "yeah, we're good." There hasn't been enough information to suspect anything. We all know you prefer Pat anyways, I'm not surprised you're choosing to try and question him now.
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>>34431897
So the "fucking her anvil position" and then saying he was "too lazy to green text" was just another update? Nothing fishy?

And while I do like Pat a lot, I actually like Bearguy and BDSM best.
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>>34431897
>the real cuddler appears

We love you, IC. Did Danielle get over her bout of mono?
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>>34431953
>that feel when new to these threads and the names mean nothing to you
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>>34431953
To be honest, him choosing not to greentext it makes it seem much more legitimate. Greentexting every intimate experience you have with the person you love can probably get old.

>>34431991
I'm not him. This is the stolen code, the password is daniela
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>>34432014
I dunno...He never seemed to have reservations prior about detailing his sexual escapades with her. I don't disagree, but the shift just seemed odd to me. I'd be like Lucy suddenly green texting "conversations" she has when thus far she's made it clear she doesn't like to talk
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>>34432062
Give the man some slack. He was bed-ridden for days only to have their mother discover their relationship and now his sister's possibly pregnant
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>>34432148
Fair enough. You make good points
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>>34417052
I have a neesan/older sister, in the morning she jumps on my bed to wake me up and kisses me before I'm even out of bed.

By night time she's a demonic monster and you can barely talk to her without her getting angry and pissy and shouting.

Wtf is wrong with females? I swear they're not human.
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>>34432552
Just hug her until she calms down. With your dick if necessary.
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>>34432552
I'm gonna need more details. What kind of a kiss are we talking about? What exactly do you do that pisses her off and what is she shouting? Would you fuck her if you could?
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>>34432952
Kisses like on the cheek and face, lol, not romantic kisses.

What pisses her off? Like if I express a political opinion she hates or try too hard too spend time with her when she just wants to be alone. Just little things really tick her off. Usually she's in a bad mood at night for no reason, I think her PMS lasts all month or something

Would I fuck her? Fuck no that would be gross she's my sister. Even imagining her vagina makes my brain shut down. But like, she's definitely what you'd call conventionally attractive. if there happened to be a girl who sort of looked like her but I wasn't related to at all, I'd totally go for it
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>>34433057
>Fuck no that would be gross she's my sister

He says this, while posting in an incest thread.

>if there happened to be a girl who sort of looked like her but I wasn't related to at all, I'd totally go for it

Now you're just fucking with me.
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>>34433057
Well, I have an aniki who loves to spend time in my room and I also get angry with him sometimes if he stays too long. If you feel like this is what's happening just ask if you're bothering her and if you are just go away. Maybe get a cheeky hug in there before leaving.

Also, that PMS thing sounds really condescending, it's clear your sister has something on her mind and you're just blowing it off. Ask her about it next time you see her.
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>>34430739
>>34430932
>>34431147

>the autistic fantasy of an ugly virgin living in his mom's basement
Holy shit that was hard to read. I bet he tipped his fedora to his computer after each post. I could only make it to them Ice skating
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>>34433138
Make sure you tell him that you love him and appreciate the fact that he wants to spend time with you so often
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>>34433225
I did text him that once not too long ago, I don't think I need to embarrass myself anymore for now.

I might be living with him soon, I'm really looking forward to it.
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Aw, man, Laura's probably getting plowed right now. She's gonna come back for one final post saying "I've got a boyfriend now, see you losers never!" and then leave us forever. I'll miss her.
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>>34433280
Would you succ his dikku?
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>>34433590
No, I wouldn't to be desu with you.
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>>34433627
>I wouldn't

That's not very cash money of you.
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>>34433627
Would you ______ with him?
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>>34433865
Do you mean cuddle?
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>>34433905
Cute-lewd-cuddle!
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>>34433865
>>34433940
Lewd cuddle I wouldn't, but we used to cuddle a lot back when I was younger, just watching TV or something. Then we became to big to both fit on one couch and we just sort of stopped.
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>>34433983
>moving together
>not lewd-cute-cuddling
This makes onii-chan sad
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>>34433940
What the fuck? They made an anime about this? How?
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>mfw remember how i fucked my half sister and had her confess her love to me when i was drunk
>mfw never talked to her after it happened
It taunts me to this day. Fuck
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>mfw denied the bakery transfer but H was accepted

>>34431472
>>34433542
>IC might be a dad and probably won't come back
>Laura's gonna run away with her boyfriend
>Hungry barely posts to begin with
>Who even knows what could happen to BDSM at any given moment
>Bearrguy will score the day after the heat death of the universe
>I'm secretly planning on taking a break after this weekend

I guess have fun with your Protective VS Lucy threads.

Also I hope everything works out IC. I know that's a really shallow thing to say, but I don't even know what else to tell you.

>>34426136
>reaction to her birth
Well thanks to poor-planning I basically got to stare at my mom's mutilated vagina as she shoved out an Em, so that was kinda traumatic. But I dunno, I think I was pretty happy to have a little sister.

>how you two were when younger
I guess we were pretty close, even back then I didn't have many friends, so there was a lot of trying to get Emma to play with my random animal and Star Wars toys with me, and she seemed to enjoy it enough. I think we were pretty normal overall?

>any memories
No pedo, but we always had fun goofing off in the tub and/or shower. I remember when we were a little older and we basically dumped a bottle of shampoo out onto eachother and the shower. It was kind of a soapy nightmare, but Em thought it was hilarious. That's just one random memory, I dunno.

>when you first had feelings for her
Like, I dunno, when she was about 14 I kinda realized she's a woman, if that makes sense? I tried to ignore it, but by the time she was about 15 I kinda accepted that I liked her. 16 was when she started becoming weirdly mature and adult-like, I think that's when everything kinda set in completely. But I still felt a little bad. Hell, I still feel a little bad.

Text limit, gimme a second for the last part.
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>>34417052
>tfw no siblings
>tfw it probably made me weirder than I already am
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>>34434066
It's the other way around, you baka
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>>34426136
>>34434130
Everything was just a big mess in my head to be honest. My thoughts included stuff like "Why did I let this happen, I'm horrible", "I pushed her into this too fast, what am I doing", "She's clearly confused, I'm taking advantage of her, I'm human garbage", "Am I just using her as a replacement? Fuck me I need to die", stuff like that. But like, in the moment, everything just felt right and okay, and more and more that feeling started to overpower my worries. I know that's a silly way to describe it, but I don't know how else to.
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>>34434130
So you're leaving us Pat? Is it cause I said you're not my favorite?
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>>34434307
I'm not gonna make it some strict "NOPE NEVER GONNA COME BACK" type of thing, I'm just gonna stop with the daily updates when there's almost nothing to actually say. Plus I just wanna try focusing on Emma and myself for a while without falling back on a damn 4chan thread for advice, no offense. If anything crazy or drastic happens I'll still let you guys know.
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>>34434378
....So you're leaving us. This is a sad day, indeed
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>>34434474
Why you gotta make me feel bad, if anything more time spent with Em raises the chances of there being things to talk about when I DO post.

Also I said all this once before, and look where that got me.
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>>34434539
Remember we love you, no matter how often you post ya big goof
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>>34434539
I'm not faulting you man. It's just sad to see someone in here I consider my faceless friend taking off. I don't doubt you'll keep us updated. Just...Makes me sad to see you around less. As much as the faggots harp on this being a family fuck degeneracy thread, it feels, to me, more like a group of friends hanging out more than anything.

Or maybe I'm just a sappy faggot who reads too much into these threads.
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>>34417052
>Aw, man, Laura's probably getting plowed right now.
No
>She's gonna come back for one final post saying "I've got a boyfriend now, see you losers never!" and then leave us forever.
No
>I'll miss her.
Nice to know at least

To the guy who wanted to know about the movie, it was better than expected, though I had low expectations
The back story for the guy was pretty well fleshed out and makes you almost feel good, it was worth the $8 in my opinion

And Pat, if you need a break it's understandable, best of luck
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>>34434591
Did your date not go well?
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My sister isn't hungry for food but she might be hungry for dick

A couple hours after I feel back asleep last night my sister came into the living room complaining that she can't sleep with her friend in the bed. She made me sleep on the floor with her. She made us spoon, which was fine until she pressed into my junk. I managed to make some distance and fall asleep. When I woke up I had morning wood, which I can usually hide by laying on my stomach. Instead she woke up and pressed right into it. It's going to be difficult trying to keep things normal without making her upset.
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>>34434718
Give in and enter the realm of the purest form of love!
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>>34434718
Don't resist, it'll only make it harder
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>>34417052
>tfw relate more to sister than to brother

Its like I was supposed to be a girl
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>>34434539
>Pat is kinda leaving.
Thanks for ruining my day.
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>>34434718
You better fuck her good.
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>>34433057
Ziploc-kun did a full on kiss of his sister and got away with it. Do it anon and post results
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>>34434718
how close is she to her friend? it's possible that her friend knows about her feelings for you and talked her into doing something.
well, less "talked her into" but more "gave her courage".
because she obviously wanted dick anyways.
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>>34435043
She's her best friend and they're probably closer than she is with anyone else. If she's feeling something it's really likely that she told her.
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>>34434667
It went pretty good, I had a good time and we got food afterwards
I had to bite the bullet on talking about my father, and he didn't seem too freaked out, he obviously thought it was weird but I kept my cool and just explained I had feeling for him for a while and when he turned them down I wanted to move on with my life
I made it clear that I wasn't just rebounding with him and that I genuinely wanted to give it a shot
Overall it was good, we laughed a lot and it was fun, I'm getting a little more comfortable with im
I'm gonna try and see if I can find a time to get him to watch Sicario, and in person, not over Skype
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>sister is blind
>go hug her without saying anything
>she knows its me
>she asks why I'm hugging her
>i tell her because I love her
>she says she loves me too
>give me a small kiss on the cheek
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I'm alive guys! I guess you heard about how I struck out eh heh heh heh. I'm afraid there won't be any cute , happy, squishy, romantic story of how we lived happily-ever-after but that's okay because I've never been the kind of girl that'd fit into that sort of thing anyway. I do have a bunch of lewd for you as always. I'm about to confess my tripfaggotry to him so wish me luck ;)
Gods fucking damnit Pat! I go away for a few days and you're leaving us? What am I gonna do without your cuteposts? You guys made me feel like love actually existed somewhere in the world. Well best of luck to you and please update us. I second Anal Guy on the faceless friend thing.
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>>34435183
>my face when girls with daddy issues
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>>34435183
Just remember that some people have jobs and don't have free time 24/7

>>34435219
Go give her another hug. Hug her every day.

>>34435221
Good luck
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>>34435233
Might be a longshot, but is this shit from the Witcher 2 cinematics?
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>>34435219
Is her name Lilly?

make Katawa real!
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>>34435173
Just adding on, my sister is here again tonight and "accidentally" left the door open while she got dressed after a shower. She didn't really get dressed either, she's in panties and a t shirt that doesn't cover her butt at all. I need to do something before she starts walking around naked.
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>>34417052
There's no worse feeling than realizing that you've been a really bad onii-san.

I wish I could make up for all the years I've been making my sisters live worse. All this bickering about stuff that shouldn't matter.

I wish we could go back to the times we just played knight and princess and build castles out of blankets and pillows, without having any kind of afterthought.
Or recreating our family in the Sims and talking about and playing out our own plan of our future.

I just want to die ;_;
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>>34435266
Yeah. Thought it would be a good reaction image.
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>>34435221
Wait a second! If you tell him about you posting won't he be pissed off and and tell you to stop?

Also please explain everything, Anal guy didn't say much.
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>>34435173
i see. have you talked to your sister about it or anything? i mean, her pressing into your boner. because even though you're trying to keep her happy, if you're not comfortable with stuff like that then you need to set that boundary.

>>34435221
how are you feeling? i'm sorry to hear about how the conversation went, but i'm wishing you luck as always.
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>>34435298
>I need to do something before she starts walking around naked.
Yeah, dick her.
Also start tripfagging.
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>>34435302
Apologize before it's too late. You can still fix your relationship.
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Can someone tell me who this Ziploc-kun guy is? I've seen his name thrown here and on that /a/ thread about incest before it got nuked
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>>34435323
I haven't, I probably should give it a go. I did alright on the kissing thing.

>>34435333
I would rather not do either of those.
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>>34435394
Just a faggot who wanked into ziplock bags, no one important.
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>>34435321
Nah he wouldn't isolate me like that. He's a loving tyrant. I'd be sad.
Basically I thought since Vday is coming up I'd make like my Chinese cartoons and "confess" my desire to be with him and see where it went from there. He DID say a part of him wanted to be with me, but uh... Yeah not happening.
I was going to make him homemade truffles and that chicken recipe that's supposed to make a dude want to marry you, but now I just feel dumb. Ha ha ha.

>>34435323
Thank you! All of your guy's support really means a lot to me. It's nice (and odd) to have friends.
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>>34435394
I'm in a kinda good mood so I'm gonna dump the screencaps
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>>34435609
>I was going to make him homemade truffles and that chicken recipe that's supposed to make a dude want to marry you
You're so damn cute sometimes
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>>34435701
sorry for the first one, /a/ and /r9k/ seem to have different file size limits
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>>34435747
this is an original imouto thread comment
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The movie was pretty good but, she took my beanie...
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>>34434578
>>34435221
>>34435609
You guys are way too nice to me. I'm still gonna lurk and shit, I'll comment on and respond to things when appropriate. And knowing me I probably won't be able to resist telling you guys about cute shit or fun sexy times.

Hey, BDSM? Don't fall for the "I can't have this thing I want because it's impossible" trap. It's fine if you wanna stay how you are, but if you want things to go further with your brother, just keep trying and hoping. I spent most of my life assuming incest was impossible, and now look at me. No offense, but if he won't consider your feelings at all then he's not the best brother.

But I'm just some guy on the internet, you don't have to listen to me


>>34435394
A traitor who ditched a perfectly obtainable incest route in favor of a smelly childhood friend is who he is. Nah, he actually seems pretty cool.
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>>34435609
You're the best. You don't deserve that level of sadness.

>He DID say a part of him wanted to be with me, but uh... Yeah not happening.
Mind explaining further.
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Turning off my anal guy tripfag. It's been fun guys
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>>34435795
Is that Laura?
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>>34435767
another original imouto post
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>>34435233
Hey, the joke about girls with "daddy issues", and I wouldn't say I have daddy issues, is that they're whores which I'm not
>>34435253
I know, plus he's got school, I'm okay with all that though
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>>34435438
good luck.

>>34435609
as strange as it is, i kind of consider everyone here an anonymous friend too. even though i don't contribute anything other than friendly advice, lol.
you wanting to make truffles and chicken for him is insanely cute though.
i agree with pat here though >>34435799
it feels like he likes the physical relationship with you, but doesn't want to "be" with you. whether it's because of that chick that he's not over or what, it doesn't sound like he's taking your feelings into account.
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>>34435874
and the last original one
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>>34435882
>they're whores
>I'm not
>implying everyone doesn't say that
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Why are you peepeeheads being mean to nice girls with slight self-esteem problems? They're just trying to be happy, like everyone else.
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>tfw onee-chan is a roastie
Reeeeeee why no gib /ss/?
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>>34435908
Yea, I walked into that one
But I am waiting to do anything sexual with a guy until I'm either married or engaged or I just really like/trust the guy, all of which would take a while in a relationship
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>>34436105
>But I am waiting to do anything sexual with a guy until I'm either married or engaged or I just really like/trust the guy
Why aren't all girls like this
Never change who you are, Laura. You're a good person.
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>>34436264
This! You're like a unicorn.
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>>34435795
Who is the person in this picture and who posted this?
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>>34436264
>>34436404
Thanks, and if it helps you guys, girls (at least the few I talk to) aren't as slutty as you'd think
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Apparently Em's taking me out somewhere once she gets home, since we'll be busy with her friends and our sister tomorrow and saturday. She won't say what we're doing.

HaraKano's mom route is pretty okay.
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>>34436560
Wait a second you have friends?
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I don't hug my sister, but what we do do is a high five as we are passing, where we start up high front to front we make high five contact and as we move past each other in perfect unison we slap an on the move downlow. its pretty legit.
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>>34436560
the most i've done with a guy is that i got fondled under my shirt.
it was then that i realized that i only liked girls (i mean, i can like guys, i just don't like them sexually).
sorry for being a bad imouto
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>>34436578
Remember to at least update the conversation between Em and your sister.
Did H say anything about your transfer being denied?
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>>34436650
Damn, that sounds cool. Mine can't even do a proper high-five.
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>>34436610
I talk to people from highschool, I didn't want my dad thinking I was as another social (using the word lightly) as I am
I wouldn't call them friends, some of them aren't bad but even if it's nothing intimate I'd rather hang out with my dad, on a good note, I enjoy hanging out with K
Also
>Wait a second you have friends?
I laughed but it was kind of a sad laugh
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>>34436650
You should try hugging, it's much more satisfying
>>34436705
I consider you a friend
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>>34436729
Thanks Anonymous, that makes me smile
you've got a strange name there friend
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>>34436657
Oh, I full intend to, that's why I said the break will be after this weekend although now I don't know if I'll even do it.

I guess I'll just greentext what happened.
>Boss Man catches me on my lunch break
>"Hey, someone with higher seniority applied for the same position, so you're staying where you are. Sorry about that."
>I'm laughing my ass off on the inside, but I just politely say it's all good
>Later, H comes back from her lunch break
>H: Guess who's gonna bake bread all day
>P: I'm assuming it's you
>H: Yup, so what about you?
>P: Oh, I got denied, not enough seniority or something
>H: What the hell, I can't believe this!
>P: It's not that big a deal
>H: Dammit, I thought we'd be baking buddies
>P: Maybe someday
>H: Well, we need to start hanging out outside of work or something, to make up for it
>P: I'm booked this weekend, sorry
>H: Fine, whatever

That's basically it. Em's home now, I guess I'm leaving.
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>>34436852
she completely wants the dick, pat.
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>>34436769
That makes 2 days in a row I've made you happy. It's a nice feeling.
Also, my real name is Soup Guy, but don't tell anyone

>>34436852
What if she talks to the boss and manages to get you transferred with her?
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>>34436959
I knew a girl names Soup troll, any relation?
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>>34436979
Having the same first name doesn't make you related, silly
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>>34436852
>>H: Well, we need to start hanging out outside of work or something, to make up for it
>>P: I'm booked this weekend, sorry
This bitch, just tell her you're engaged to your sister, then she'll fuck off.
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>>34436656
who are you
do you have a sister you can lez with
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>>34435869
That isn't Laura it's my sister.
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>>34436472
I don't feel that good about giving out her name. She is still my sister man.
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>>34417052
I got back in touch with my sister at Christmas after 5 years of not speaking to any of my family (dad is an asshole and treated me like dirt so I left). I found out I have two beautiful nieces I had never met and they fucking love me. I thought that she would hate me for leaving her but she welcomed me back with open arms. I don't know why I waited this long to get back in touch but I'm glad we're getting everything sorted.
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>>34437174
did you get your beaner back?
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>>34437138
i was around for a thread or two, i find these threads interesting. i just give advice (called myself friendly advice imouto for a bit).
i do have a sister, but i'm not actually into incest (for myself, anyway?) i like reading about it, so i like these threads.
i wouldn't want to actually be participating in incest though. sorry to disappoint.
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>>34437200
Dude that's kinda fucked...
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>>34436578
Anon, I'm gonna need the name of that game
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>>34417052
she pushed me away and told me to fuck off
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>>34437301
Try again and don't forget to tell her you love her
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>>34437235
Completely agree, I just hang around here sometimes to absorb the NEET energy. My sister is a good person, and I just like to sometimes share my experiences. (nonsexual)
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>>34437216
Got it from her room just now.
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>>34437200
>I found out I have two beautiful nieces I had never met and they fucking love me
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>>34435901
I'm still mad the older sister lost
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>>34436959
Still alive? Guess I'm ignoring expiration dates from now on, guess all foods are like water and Twinkies
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>>34437498
Please don't do that, I gave myself food poisoning and spent 4 hours in the bathroom.
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>>34437540
Soup guy that better not still be you. Cause if so, you're gonna shit for 4 hours, then go back to eating expired soup?
>>34435795
>>34437174
>tfw I will never have a younger sibling
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>>34437773
I never said I was gonna do it again.
Also younger siblings aren't always good.
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>>34437838
If it's a 50/50 shot I'd take it, it's lonely
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So I'm looking through the archive trying to go through all the incest threads I can find, and it seems this Em you guys keep talking about has posted here. Was that actually the case or was someone having a laugh?
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>>34436852
Pat ask Emma about this
>>34438206
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>>34438563
i don't think she did. if so, it was only a post or two. it's always just been pat talking about her from what i know.
i think pat showed her the threads though?
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>>34421528
This her? 7/10 qt, 8/10 aesthetically cute
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>Be Japanese
>Have beautiful older sister who is like my mom since we go to the same college
>We're both single for our entire lives
>She loves teasing me

What should I do anons?
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>>34439844
If you have to ask this is an incest thread, it should be obvious.
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>>34439844
Hug her, tell her you love her, and thank her for taking care of you and looking after you while you were growing up.
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>>34439844
You should tell her you love her. No joke.
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>>34417279
My name is also Nathan but i dont have a sister. Can you please send me yours.
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>>34439954
>>34439934
>>34439874
I screwed up. Ok, so I decided to go up to her when she got back from class and hugged her. She's taller than me but she acted surprised and just pat me on the head and said, "I'm happy I have someone who loves me like you do"

This is where I think I messed up. I asked her if she liked me as a brother. She was confused and asked what I meant so I just kissed her deeply right at the doorway. She was shocked and dropped all her stuff. She just looked at me with sad eyes and said "Why?"

I didnt't know what to say so I left the apartment and looked back and saw her still standing at the door. I think she was crying.
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>>34440493
Are you copying Ziploc-kun?
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>>34440493
Well, that sure escalated quickly.
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>>34440570
Yes. His story was post on Futaba and was prime case of bad situation gone right. I think something was unusual about his family because my sister still refuses to answer my calls.

Also Ziploc lived in Fujisawa which is known for relaxed people. I live in Osaka which is known for angry people
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>>34440605
I think I should tell my sister it is joke
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>>34440636
No, that will just make it worse. Just apologize to her.
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>>34440636
Haven't you picked up something from your animes? Why would you drop your spaghetti and just leave?
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>>34440493
>I think she was crying.

APOLOGIZE
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>>34440678
>>34440672
Because my sister and me watch anime together so I thought it works. But I guess not. I will tell her it is not joke but should I tell her that I love her still?

She just call and said we need to talk at cafe
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gonna start name fagging

>>34440636
>>34440721

i don't think you should've kissed her so quickly. don't tell her it was a joke, i agree that will make it worse. but i think you should explain your feelings and tell her sorry for doing that so suddenly. she must be shocked that her younger brother did that to her so suddenly.
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>>34440721
>I love her still

You really should have just started with that. Still, why a cafe? Seems like you'd need somewhere private for this.
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>>34440760
well, he did "kiss her deeply" out of no where. it's probably to ensure that he doesn't try anything else until they talk.
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>>34440749
I will tell her i am not sorry for love but sorry for kiss. I think situation might be too broken though

>>34440760
I ask her that too and she said because she doesnt want me to do something stupid again if we are alone
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>>34440799
Yeah, I suppose. Which should make you wonder how close they are.
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I will use this name to talk now since it is easier. I will see her now and talk to her. It takes 40 min to get where she is. I still read this thread on the train thougg
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>>34440842
How much older is she? How old are you?
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>>34440842
Tell us what she tells you at the Cafe, dude.
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>>34440817
alright, good luck. it sounds like you two were close though, i don't think this would be enough to completely ruin your relationship. just make sure to explain clearly how you feel.
if she needs time to think about it or space, give it to her. she is probably very confused and will most likely still be confused after you explain it to her.
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>>34440869
I am 22. Saki is 25 and PhD student

>>34440871
I will tell you my friend. I want to conquer sister hill and have girlfriend. Saves trouble of getting to know new girl
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>>34440842
I can already feel your dick inside her. God speed.
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This cabin is cold and I miss my sister. She texted me goodnight but it's not the same. Also I left my bear at home and I can't get comfortable. I talked to my grandmother a little bit, it's the first time I said anything since I cut it off with Caroline.
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>>34440946
>Also I left my bear at home

Does the bear keep you warmer than your sister?
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>>34440946
Ask her to teach you how to cook.
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>>34440946
What about the little bro
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>>34440993
No but it makes me comfortable. I still have to hold it even if my sister is in bed with me.

>>34441062
I don't have a little brother.
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>>34441076
Sorry, I took my name off.
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>>34440926
So exactly what made you do this right now and not earlier?
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>>34441076
>I don't have a little brother.
Fuck I keep getting everyone mixed up
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>>34441094
Who is this "Caroline"
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>>34441076
>>34441094
Lucy why are you so adorable

>>34441122
Abusive cunt ex-girlfriend
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>>34441141
That's what you get for trying to get some outside of your family.
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>>34441094
hey lucy! are you feeling any better mentally? it's good to hear that you've been speaking again, even if only a little bit.
i know you're older than me, but i can't help but want to look after you
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>>34441156
I'm not Lucy. Quit being mean to her.
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>>34441183
>mean

It's obviously true, you should be able to see that.
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>>34441120
It's okay, everyone can make a mistake

>>34441141
I'm just me. I'm not really that great

>>34441174
I don't know. My mom said I seem a little bit more awake than I have been. I'm not happy though.
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>>34441198
Do you even know what happened? She got hit repeatedly over a spilled drink. Nobody deserves that, especially not her.

>>34441232
Why aren't you happy? How can we help?
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>>34441284
>She got hit repeatedly over a spilled drink

Story?
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>>34441232
>I'm not really that great
Make Lucy Great Again
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>>34441309
There's a fancy little thing called an archive. Go check it.
>>34441322
Lucy's always been great
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>>34441232
aw, sorry to hear that. anything specific eating at you?
also, maybe cuddling a pillow of similar size could help make you feel more comfortable. it wont replace the bear obviously, but the feeling of it might help.
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>>34441322
She was hit
Many times
Over a spilled drink
All jokes aside, she spilled a drink in her girlfriends room and she hit her head multiple times, they broke up afterwards
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>>34441342
I'm doing that right now, but I got 15 threads to go through.
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>>34441232
How does it feel to know a bunch of anonymous people love you?
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>>34441370
Then don't post until you're caught up
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>>34441383
Well, I'll see you in about 2 days then.
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>>34441284
I don't think I have many reasons to be happy.

>>34441344
Just all the usual stuff.

>>34441375
It's nice. I feel like people love who someone actually is here. I haven't had many people outside of my family who appreciate me.

>>34441383
You don't need to be mean for me.
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>>34441383
Then just give a rundown of all the tripfags. Some of this shit is annoying to get through.
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>>34441402
Well it is always nice to see your posts
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>>34441402
I appreciate you, I enjoy talking with you, and I wish you were my little sister that I could spoil and spend time with. I hope you start feeling better soon.
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>>34441405
>Bearguy
In relationship with sister, but not assertive enough to do anything more than kiss her
>Lucy
Adorable dyke with abusive ex gf who has one sided feelings for her sister
>Laura
Tried to fuck father, cucked by mother, spaghettid her way into a boyfriend
>Pat
In relationship with younger sister, pretty simple
>BDSM
In BDSM relationship with brother, both disowned by parents after they found out
>Protective
Let his sister move in with him away from their abusive parents, escalated into mutual feelings
I did a shit job but it's enough cursory information to understand the thread
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>>34441535
that's..pretty good, actually. i kek'd at laura's description. sorry laura.
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>>34441402
>>34441463
Basically this, you shared your story with us and we all just want you to be happy.
BDSM is the threads nee-chan, you're everyone's imouto. Not for lewd, you animals
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>>34441402
>I don't think I have many reasons to be happy.
I don't personally know you but let me list a few that I know:
You have a family that loves you
You have a family that accepts that you are a lesbian
You have a family that cares about you enough to keep you separated from someone that caused you pain
You have a community full of people that you can talk with if you want to
Your sister didn't freak out and stop talking to you when you told her how you felt

I'm sure you can think of more if you spent some time looking on the bright side of life
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>>34441603
>Not for lewd, you animals
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>>34441535
Not this guy, but to add

>Imouto Cuddler
The OG, in a very developed relationship with his imouto. She's probably pregnant, and they're probably going to run away together.
>Hungry Imouto Dude
A young man attempting to give his imouto the best possible opportunity at a good life. He is trying to pull his sister from their alcoholic mother and possibly have her move in with him, or her best friend's family. She is currently trying to get in his pants.
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>>34441579
I laughed a little too, I can't say any of its wrong
>>34441174
I have this same feeling, I want to take care of her
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>>34441636
Stop that. She doesn't like male penises anyway.
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>>34441623
She's very likely clinically depressed. While I agree with you, she has many wonderful things in her life, she probably doesn't have the ability to realize it right now.
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>>34441640
Yea, I forgot hungry
For the record, he's said he's never going to lewd her
And given the fact that she probably isn't in the best mental state, he's right not to
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>>34441535
>cucked by mother

I really don't think it works like this

>spaghettid her way into a boyfriend

Yet again. You can't spaghetti your way into a girlfriend as a dude.
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>>34441668
>implying that matters

You can't win against the cock, man. Can't win against the cock.
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>>34441696
Presumably divorced mother started showing interest in father after Laura tried to get with him. Father never stopped wanting mother.

It just worked. I don't think Laura has a penis, but even if she does, she's not a dude.
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>>34441696
>I really don't think it works like this
Her parents are divorced but recently are getting back together so yeah mom cucked her
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>>34441775
>implying feminine penises don't exist
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>>34441696
>>Yet again. You can't spaghetti your way into a girlfriend as a dude.
I admit you're right there, can't deny it
And the person didn't give much context, when I told my father how I felt, my parents had been divorced for 6 years, now they're in the process of getting back together
>>34441722
Stop trying to lewd Lucy
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>>34426870
This is what'll happen if I tried that, maybe my mum joins in since they share the room
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>>34441851
Laura do you have a penis?
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>>34436852
>H: Well, we need to start hanging out outside of work or something, to make up for it
>P: I'm booked this weekend, sorry
>H: Fine, whatever
Fucking BTFO
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>>34441851
You can't stop it. Resistance is futile.
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>>34441917
You're not amusing, you're not funny, just stop posting.
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>>34441917
You stay away from our Lucy, nigger.
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>>34441917
You're right, I'm in my bed
But I can ask you kindly to stop
>>34441881
Yup, fucking meter stick, I drag it along everywhere, I haven't worn shorts on years
Since sarcasm and I haven't had a good track record; I'm being sarcastic
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>>34441969
Whatever, 2D little sisters are always gonna be better anyway.
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>>34441917
as someone who has recently come to terms that i don't like dick (much like lucy) i can say with certainty that it is fairly easy to win against the cock
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>>34442141
Why was a guy groping your bobs under your shirt and also is your bra size 32G?
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>>34442141
How much cock are you getting per day?
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>>34442166
i had a boyfriend for a bit, i did like him, i just realized that i don't like dick. so i broke up with him. i had a girlfriend when i was younger, but he was the first boyfriend that i had so i didn't really know that i didn't like guys. and no.
>>34442169
0%
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>>34442141
What is your incest situation
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>>34442225
>girlfriend
>he was the first boyfriend that i had

So uh... is that like half a dick or something?
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>>34442264
crap, sorry. i meant that i had a girlfriend when i was younger. but the boyfriend was recent. since i only had ever had a girlfriend, i didn't know that i didn't like dick. sorry for being confusing.
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>>34442238
Don't you mean incestuation?
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>>34442304
Ah, yes, the fabled lesbian phase.
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>>34442238
i don't have an incest situation, but i like reading these threads and giving advice to the ones who need it. sorry to disappoint.
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Imagine all the poor little bros with lesbian sisters. If only they were brosexual
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>>34442330
well, that phase has lasted 6 years so far, if you count my first female crush. i'm just glad i'm not a tumblr lesbian, if you know what i mean.
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I just peed myself infront of my grandmother. I feel like a child. I decided to try and hold it because I didn't feel like going down the stairs and then I really had to so I ran down the stairs, turned the corner and she surprised me by being there and it just started coming. I couldn't help but cry when it happened. Why do I have to be so embarrassing and just weak? Why does everything bad happen to me? I can't wait until my sister gets here tomorrow. I need her.
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>>34442545
accidents happen, it's okay. i promise you that she's seen enough pee in her life to not be phased. try not to worry about it too much, okay? it happens to the best of us.
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>>34442545
Imagine what it would be like if this was one of those animes and it was your brother instead
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I came back from the cafe. My sister asked me why I did it. She asked me if I always felt this way. She said she held me in her arms when I was a baby and always played with me all the time. She said she doesn't know if this is right

She said she doesnt hate me but doesnt want to ruin something we have already. I told her maybe we should try to make our relationship better and go more than what we are. She didnt smile but she didnt talk

She showed me a picture of me and her when we were kids from her phone. She said sister and brother are meant to be each others best friends and watch out for each other. She said kissing her without asking was betraying her trust

I said i didnt regret what i did. She said she knows. We left cafe and walked awkwardly home. While we were walking she grabbed my sleeve and said, "i dont want you to hate me". I decided to hug her and said i dont hate her.

She said maybe we should watch a movie today. So thats what im doing. I do not know how things will end up
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>>34442545
Please don't be so hard on yourself. Accidents happen to everyone. I think you might have depression. Ask your parents if they can take you to a psychiatrist and get some medicine for you. I can't stand seeing you so sad and self-blaming anymore. Just remember that we're always here for you, and your family will be too.

You are loved.
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>>34442659
At least you didn't fuck things up beyond repair, though it looks like the sister route might have closed itself.
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>>34442659
Keep trying, I believe in you
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>>34442659
welcome back. sounds like it went alright.
i think it's important to tell her that it's up to her if your relationship changes, and you won't force her to do something that she doesn't want to do. but you want her to take your feelings seriously and not brush them aside.
good luck, keep us updated. you seem like a nice dude.
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>>34442765
>>34442763
>>34442747
Okay quick update. Im im bathroom of apartment. Sister is waiting for me to get out to go to movie but after we came back my sister turn to me, smiled, and kissed me on the cheek. She said it was revenge for what i did.

I was embarrased so i said i had to go to bathroom. My sister joke not to masturbate there
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>>34442545
Would you believe me if I said what you did surprised due to the content of your posts that have made me believe that your are that frail-minded and timid to do such actions?
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>>34442545
holy fuck anon, how did your grandma react?
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>>34442849
>on the cheek
>revenge

As if. Would she react at all if you randomly kissed her on the cheek? I bet not.
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>>34442849
Maybe there is hope after all, keep trying Sadman.
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>>34442545
I'm sorry Lucy, but I believe in tough love
I've said it a time and time again, you're a sweet girl who doesn't deserve anything that's happening to you, but the fact of reality is that it's happening and there are people who care, people who would kill to see a smile on your face
Yes, there's been a shitty string of events over the last month or so, yes, it sucks, but you have to stand up tall and dust yourself off, if not for your own sake then for those whose care
You have so much that so many wish they could have, I'm not saying that doesn't mean you can't be unhappy
You need to look at what you have and who you have, as much as it hurts, your sister won't always be in arms reach, one day she'll have kids of her own and a husband
Take a step back, if it helps make a goddamn t chart, and look at all of the great things you have and love those things, your accepting and supportive family, especially your sister
You're a sweet girl and I'd hate to see you he your own worst enemy, you've got so much to be happy for, as cliche as it sounds, don't sweat the small stuff, you aren't a burden, you aren't a fuck up, and you don't anger anyone, stop assuming your family has the worst intentions
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>>34442855
>Would you believe me if I said what you did surprised due to the content of your posts that have made me believe that your are that frail-minded and timid to do such actions?
Is english not your first language or did you lose track of your sentence halfway through it? I'm gonna have to ask you to reword that post.
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>>34442947
i believe that they meant something along the lines of:
"would you believe me if i said that what you did didn't surprise me due to the content of your posts? they have made me believe that you are frail-minded and timid."
i had a bit of trouble on my first few reads, too
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>>34442895
>>34442894
She normally never does that. Should I try to hold her hand or kiss her during movie?
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>>34443134
Hold hands, yes. Kiss, definitely not.
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>>34443134
don't kiss her. she has already established that you kissing her before was breaking her trust. you could try to hold her hand, but please, nothing more.
she just learned that her little brother has feelings for her. she's probably still thinking about what to do and how to make sure it's not awkward.
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>>34443134
You mentioned she's taller than you, which sucks for you. You totally could've cuddled in that case.

>>34443152
>>34443176

Am I the only one who finds it weird to hold someone's hand/s while watching a movie? Maybe if it's horror or something.
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>>34443214
eh. it depends i guess. some people just like the physical contact. i've never been a big fan of it either, to be honest. but to each their own.


with that being said, i think i'm going to sleep. it feels strange being a name fag, i feel more annoying now. oh well.
anyways, good night everyone.
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>>34434944
who was ziploc-kun?
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>>34443315
Someone that knew the childhood friend route was better than the onee-san route
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I'm kinda exhausted and my head hurts, here's the quickest possible summary before I die.

>Em puts on a cute skirt and those damn striped leggings before shoving me out the door
>She wanted to go to a Genghis Grill, of all places
>"Because it's my birthday!", she said
>That happened, we stuffed our stupid faces, Em kept playing footsies and drinking with my straw
>Afterwards, she has me buy her a couple of those gross Mangorita things (Basically Bud Light with mango juice and more alcohol)
>P: Why the fuck, you don't even drink
>E: I like themmmm
>That happens, she tells me to go to the park where we went on that date with the Christmas light attraction
>We end up on a bench looking out at the lake, Em sipping her shitty drink, literally no one's around
>She ends up straddling my lap with her arms around me, we say a bunch of sappy shit that makes my head hurt just to remember
>We kissed for awhile, not super lewdly, just kinda lightly rubbing our lips together for a long time and oh god it was so cute help I'm dying
>She broke away and asked me to carry her back to the car, I did so
>I fucking plowed her in the back seat
>I don't know what happened, we started kissing again and suddenly she had her ass in the air waiting for me
>I can barely even remember how it went, I just know I was rougher than usual and we both came pretty hard

>Just laid there for a bit, then got up and drove home
>She puts away another one of those shitty beers by that point
>Stop the car outside our house, she climbs over and gets in my lap
>I just held her for a long time, then we started making out for real, then sex happened again
>Slow and awkward as fuck, kind of a weird position, but it was great
>Nut inside her (Or at least, the condom inside her), and we just sit there even more exhausted
>We dozed off, next thing we know it's midnight, I kiss her and tell her happy birthday
>Go to bed and cuddle like fuck

Goodnight all.
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>>34443315
A god amongst men who had both the onee-chan and osanajimi route
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>>34443389
Providing alcohol to a 17 year old is illegal. I will be notifying the authorities.
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>>34443422
And boning your sister isn't?

It's her birthday brah, cut me some slack.
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>>34443445
Pure love is fine, causing fetal alcohol syndrome isn't.
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>>34443359
Them's fighting words right there
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>>34434113
still have a chance or has the door closed for good??
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>>34417052
>Last time I did this was last year
>Only response was "I wish we could spend more time together before you go"
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>>34443550
Oh I just realized this thread is for people who want to fuck their siblings. Now I feel weird for posting here.
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>>34443595
>he doesn't want to fuck his sibling
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>>34443475
Well it's a good thing she isn't a fetus.

I know I probably shouldn't have done it, it's just hard to say no to her.

Goodnight for real this time.
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>>34443628
>I know I probably shouldn't have done it, it's just hard to say no to her.

E: Pat, put a baby in me
P: I can't right now
E: Please?
P: Not until you're older
E: Pretty please?
P: ... *impregnates imouto*
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I actually wonder how much different would Ziploc-kun's life be if he chose to date his older sister?
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>>34443735

That timeline is DLC
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>>34435869
Not Laura.
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>>34444404
We know, that's been pointed out. Laura is way qt-er than that.
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>Wakes up early
>Has to drive both my sister and myself to school
>Orders a weaker coffee than younger sister
>Wondered why I was bullied in elementry school

L I F E C H O I C E S
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>>34444517
She's qt as fuck. How old is she?
Also when are you, it's 2 A.M. here
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>>34419506
thank you friend
do you have a sister?
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>>34444449
3D > 2D
>Not sure if even real
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>>34444546
I have a younger sister. I don't like her very much, she's bitchy most of the time.

No, I won't fugg her.
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Ok so I came back from the movie about an hour ago. We watched Bokura no Gohan wa Ashita de Matteru (cant use japanese here for some reason) which was fine and good. But during the movie, I decided to hold her hand and she didn't push me away. She held my hand tighter and didn't look at me. I alost wanted to kiss her again but I remember waht happened earlier today so I did not do it.

It was hard to sit next to her and do nthing because I had to smell her smell from her after showering which smelled fresh like flowers. After hte movie was over, she didn't let go of my hand and we just walked back home with our hands together. When we got back to the apartment, she just looked at me and said, "I don't know what to do right now" and she went inside.

So now I'm just sitting at my universiy library doing homework and resarc while she's at home doing I don't know
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>>34445590
I think you're now properly locked in the nee-san route. I'd say just give her some time to think it over now, I imagine there's a lot for her to take in.
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>>34445590
That movie sounds really boring, did she pick it out? I guess that's a good thing if she wanted to watch a romance movie with you.
Also the english plot summary mentions a game of "rice bag jump," what is that?
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>>34445677
She did pick it out. Rice bag jump is not anything special. It's just like the west where a couple gets into a giant rice bag and tries to race in it by jumping together at the end.

>>34445657
I'm afraid she might change her mind tomorrow. I can hear her in my room through the wall just laughing at some niconico videos. I just want to go over there and hug her right now
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>>34445799
Remember to give her a hug and tell her you love her before you go to sleep
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>>34445799
Well, you know, you can't force her into anything, so if she doesn't return your feelings you're just gonna have to live with it. It's now evening in nipland, isn't it? I'd still say to wait until tomorrow, but if you're feeling brave go for a cheeky hug.
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>>34443389
>we say a bunch of sappy shit that makes my head hurt just to remember

TRY HARDER AND POST IT FUCKER!!
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saving from page 6...
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>>34446955
>page 6
>saving
don't waste a bump until page 9
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>>34417094
That looks like my sister
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>>34447113
you trying to loli lewd?
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>>34435219
>sister is blind
>go hug her without saying anything
>she knows its me

Posting Blind Imouto. Is this you?
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>>34441603
>you're everyone's imouto.

Little sister to all of humanity:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sjAWGLMn6U
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>>34443595
>Oh I just realized this thread is for people who want to fuck their siblings. Now I feel weird for posting here.

No, you're welcome here. Not everyone wants to lewd their siblings, some Onii-chans know that imoutos are for protecting and doting on, for hugs and headpats and little kisses on the cheek.
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Not into incest and all, but I have a twin that will hit me when I try to hug her. Since I left she's gotten into big drugs and shit, makes me feel like I was the problem. She practically hates me for being the autistic fuck I am. All she does now is Stacy out and party. Last time I seen her was in the worst car ride of my life, I tried hugging her then too, but I only got an evil glare and a sore side.
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>>34448858
That sucks, don't give up on her though, maybe she'll come around one day
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>>34449026
she started when we turned 15, I don't know if she'll stop. I love her more than anything. She's pretty and used to be nice to me, and then I don't fucking know what happened.
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>>34449096
Make sure you tell her you love her often, and she'll eventually get off the drugs and become the nice girl you once knew.
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>>34449096
The world's strange, some people just fall into the wrong groups sometimes
It's sad, but there isn't much you can do about it, my brother is the opposite of me and there's a two year difference, I know he does drugs and hangs out in the bad parts of town, I did good in highschool and focus on college now, but he's struggling in community college
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>>34449322 it affected my grades getting depressed at trying to help. started missing school and dropping my grades. had a 4.0 GPA too
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>>34449404
I know me just saying the obvious isn't going to help much, but don't let her drag you down. You gotta make sure you do right by yourself regardless of her, just be there for her when she needs you
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Is Anal Guy still here? I know he took off his trip, but it sounded like he was saying goodbye.
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>>34450160
I'm.... Around. Why?
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>>34450698
I don't know. Feels like everyone I've followed is leaving.
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>>34450723
All I do is shit up the joint. I'm not fucking a family member. Gonna step back and let the millennials take over
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>>34450752
What ARE you doing, then?

Damn this robot, months of posting on /tg/ make this harder
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>>34450752
>No more cool but kind of weird uncle in these threads
Bearguy isn't fucking a family member either, and everyone loves him
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>>34450784
Working from 9-7, hour commute one way, then find some way to distract myself at home so the dogs in my head don't bark so loud about being cucked

Is that what you meant?
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>>34450838
Lucy and Laura aren't either, and everyone loves them even more
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>>34450860
>about being cucked

What's this? First I've heard of it.
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>>34450838
>Bearguy isn't fucking a family member yet

Fixed that for you.
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>>34450872
I know, but I wanted to get the joke in
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>>34450873
>Married a woman twice divorced before me
>Raising another man's kids
>Working a peb paperpusher job because too stupid and unmotivated not to
>No privacy in 10 years cause 4 people in a 700 square foot apt means my computer is square in the middle of the living room
>Call myself Anal guy, haven't had anal sex since 03 cause wife won't do it
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>>34450953
Ask if your son would be willing to penetrate you
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>>34450953
>marrying a woman not related to you

ISHYGDDT

>Raising another man's kids

Seriously, what were you thinking? What happened to you to make you do all these things? I'm already never getting married, but shit like this isn't helping.
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>>34451019
Why never get married? It sounds like something you'll regret later in life
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>>34450981
>>34451019
>>34451038
I'll go back to being silent now. Bye
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>>34451038
>Why

Good word. Why would I? Getting married is something you'll always regret, on the other hand. I've never regretted anything in my life, and I'm not even gonna start.
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I'll miss you uncle touchy
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>>34451056
What makes marriage regrettable? Having kids, waking up next someone you love, having a girl that you can just bee yourself around
It sounds like a nice experience
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>>34451213
>It sounds like

Of course it does. Until you try it.
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>>34451221
If it's so horrible and regrettable, I don't think it would have lasted this long
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>>34451261
Whose marriage are you talking about?
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>>34451271
Marriage in general
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>>34451311
You're talking about the institution of marriage?
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>>34417052
Haven't it occured to anyone here that these incest threads could be another form of anti-white propaganda that is pushing incest to decrease the genetic quality of whites through inbreeding? It wouldn't surprise me if the people behind this one are the ones that were behind trap threads.
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>>34451318
Yes, if it's lasted this long and still considered a step in life, there must be something to it
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>>34451362
Who knows? I don't see the appeal, and countless others as well. Don't pretend that something that is bad, obvious or otherwise, is gonna get thrown out. Humanity doesn't focus on what's the most efficient, and utopias are not a thing. Really, a lot of things are old, and they never bother being updated. Technology progresses, but everything else is at a standstill, degenerating even. I mean, what exactly is the difference between having a girlfriend, and having a wife?
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>>34451431
A girlfriend doesn't cost 10 grand to leave, and doesn't take half your paycheck for all of your working life
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>>34451459
Kinda what I'm saying, you get a piece of paper saying that you're together, or whatever, and tax breaks, apparently? Otherwise, I really don't see why you'd get married instead of just having a girlfriend if you want one so bad.
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Look, I didn't mean for this to devolve into a fight over the merits and justifications of marriage and children.

Hence why I said I shit this place up.

My bad life decisions are not the norm for everyone. Please ignore my prior comments.
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>>34449549
she had a big break up when I was there, but other than that she hasn't told me she needed me. Idk, I'm just a sad robot with a distorted family
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>>34451588
Better for someone to learn from another's mistakes than their own.
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>>34451431
>>34451362
Guy with daughter who was married again, why am I still here? I don't know either
One of you already said you've never been married, an I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say the other one hasn't either
The problem with marriage today, at least in my opinion, but who am I, is people simply marry the wrong person
As simple, straightforward, and obvious as it sounds, I feel people don't find the person that's right for them, people take that whole "opposites attract" thing too literally, it doesn't mean find someone you're nothing like, that's not going to last
Of course, my wife and I weren't exact clones, but we had more in common then not, and we were able to be friends for years before we had a romantic relationship, of course we argued, I'm a dick and she was a nitpick, you have to love each other's flaws, and if you can't do that then it's the wrong person
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>>34451588
Why didn't you impregnate your wife to make your own biological children to compensate the cuckness that comes with taking care of another man's children?
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>>34451633
>if you don't argue with each other then it's the wrong person
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>>34451633
Glad to know I'm not the only old fag who stays here. I was starting to feel like that creepy guy who sits outside a high school in his El Camino watching the kids come out
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>>34451658
It's at the bottom

>Call myself Anal guy, haven't had anal sex since 03 cause wife won't do it
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>>34451658
She had her tubes tied before me, and I didn't (and still don't) want biological kids
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>>34451729
I think it's a question that begs to be asked: Why are you still with her?
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>>34451672
Not what I said but I'll roll with it
There is such a thing as "too perfect" in my opinion, it's more about why you're arguing, my wife would nitpick something and I'd be a dick and instigate, we didn't argue about bigger shit like money or the kid, that's where we clicked and that's the important part, I never hit her (though I joked about it a bit), I never slept on the couch or anything, we worked in the important ways and the ways we didn't I loved about, it's what made her her
In a weird way, us arguing reminded me why I love her
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>>34451765
Very complicated answer that I'm not willing to discuss in a semi public forum
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>>34451351
Jesus Christ, dude. That's some loony shit, by your logic the Sun is a conspiracy against Whites since it causes cancer.
I say this as a Fascist, you're insane. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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I'll use the trip again if you guys want me to. But I still think all I do is shit up the joint
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>>34452107
You're clearly just trying to nab some attention while nothing is going on.
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>>34452107
You don't shit up the place, your contributions and advice are some of the best in the threads. You better stay, you lovable degenerate
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>>34417368
I was the eight signature and no one has signed after me kek
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>>34452107
Gods fucking damnit, Anal Guy! We need you too. Seconding the advice bit as well. Everybody stop trying to leave me! >~<

Soooo I told Nii-chan about me moonlighting as a tripfag. He read all my greentext while doing me hahaha. He says he's going to punish me for not telling him sooner but not too badly because he's happy to see me writing again. We read the thread together and I gave him a rundown on everyone. It's actually been a bonding experience.
Thanks for all the encouragement. I'm going to keep trying and doing my best. I know we were made for each other. I just gotta make him see it by being the best waifu I can be.
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>>34452576
>I know we were made for each other. I just gotta make him see it by being the best waifu I can be.
You make my heart melt and my dick hard at the same time, stop giving me such conflicting feelings!
>>
Late morning bumper car
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Late morning bumper car, part 2
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Where the fuck is Brendan?and Anal Guy, tripfag or no tripfag, I always want you here.
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>>34453858
Just bumped us twice. Not gonna trip fag cause it's just me "shilling for attention"
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>>34453893
Don't you go and ignore all the people telling you that we want you around just to focus on some faggot saying your attention seeking. Put your damn trip back on and get back to giving us some quality posts! What's happened to you this past day? You've gotten really down about something
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My sister hasn't spoken to me in years.
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>>34454063
Any particular reason for her not talking to you?
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>>34453893
aw, i like you, anal guy. i felt like we had something in common because we don't participate in incest but like these threads. and we give advice.
plus, i think it gives this thread a bit of familiarity. i don't know, but it's just like "oh, there's laura! and pat! and lucy, and bdsm, and anal guy! looks like the gangs all here."
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>>34435901
such a great story
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So I woke up to go to the bathroom and im really tired but my sister came in during the middle of the night and just got into my bed and slept next to me while grabbing my arm like a teddy bear.

I'm going back to bed now. I don't know if I should ask her about this in the morning
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>>34454547
does she usually do that?
if not then ask her about it
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>>34454547
Why wouldn't you want to discuss it with her?

Does she sleep with you often? Does she usually sleep with plushies?
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>>34454598
>>34454618
She sleeps with dolls of those cats from Monster Hunter. And when we were little, we used to sleep together all the time.

Only thing is it's been about 10 years since that's happened. I don't know how to describe it but she smells nice. Just smells like my sister.
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>>34454942
Do you have more than brotherly feelings for her? Is that why her sleeping with your arm startled you?
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>>34455007
>brotherly

>>34442659
Start reading.
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>>34455007
>>34455074
Oops, it was actually a bit higher

>>34439844
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>>34455113
Finished reading what I missed.

I dunno...I personally don't think it'll be a good thing to persue it. Not this quickly, anyway. She's not in the same mental place he is. Too much, too soon. I think you may be able to slip her into it down the road...But right now might be too much of a jarring

Just my opinion
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>>34455198
I can't quite tell, but I don't think he even knows how his sister actually feels about him. Unrequited love is one hell of a bitch.

Also, if she actually likes him like that, but he doesn't do anything, some other guy'll just plow his sister instead
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>>34455253
Agreed, but my take away is she loves his like a good Imouto, but not romantically. I think he COULD push the issue, but it sounds like if she aquessed, it would be to keep him happy and keep thier relationship. Not because she WANTED it. And that could swing to either resentment or love.

I dunno... I'd take it slower, show her what I have to offer, so to speak. That way when/if she said yes, it'd be because she wanted to
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>>34455333
>push the issue

Not sure what you're referring to here.
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>>34455377
He kissed her on the lips once. She made her feels known. Asking why she cuddled his arm is fine I suppose, but it reopens the door to...More, does it not?
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>>34455428
>cuddling
>it reopens the door to...More

I suppose the kiss was a bit much, or a lot, but cuddling doesn't seem like such a big deal. He could just ask how she feels about him, or something of the sort, because if she likes him only as a brother he's pretty much just fighting a losing war.
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>>34455516
i mean, he said that she hasn't slept with him for a long time. so it's a bit odd to me that she decided to sleep with him after he made his feelings known. wouldn't she feel more reluctant to do that, as to not "lead him on"?
i don't know. i would ask her about it in the morning. it just seems like strange behavior to me though.
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>>34455007
>>34455253
We're both virgins and have never been in a relationship before. It's strange seeing as she is quite beautiful and was incredibly popular in high school and in college but keeps turning guys down.

>>34455428
>>34455516
>>34455581
I think I should clarify this. While she has not slept with me in a long time, she also likes to just sleep in my bed to take a nap since it's next to the bathroom. I've seen her sleeping in my bed in her school uniform, her underwear, her pajamas, basically everything. It's funny to see because she is seen as a perfect student at school and I see her being lazy all the time and dirty. But it makes me love her more.

I really do love my sister, but for some reason, recently I've been wondering if I could push it any farther than it already is.
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>>34455630
You really gotta just ask her straight up how she feels about you, not as a brother, or what she could. This will either let you move on, or end in failure. This way you don't have to wait forever to actually figure it out.
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>>34455685
yeah, i agree with this honestly. you just have to ask her. that way, if she doesn't have romantic feelings for you, you can stop worrying about it and move on.
good luck sadman.
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>>34455630
>she is seen as a perfect student at school and I see her being lazy all the time and dirty

Just like in one of my Japanese anime
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>>34455685
>You really gotta just ask her straight up how she feels about you,
No, I think that would pressure her and scare her off, she already said she doesn't know what to think(or something like that), she currently needs space and Sadman shoud give it to her, I actually think he has a shot.
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>>34455995
>I actually think he has a shot

He actually needs to know if that's the case, otherwise he's wasting his time and any effort he puts into it. I don't see any alternatives for this.
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>>34452576
>I know we were made for each other. I just gotta make him see it by being the best waifu I can be.
God, you're adorable. Do your best!
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>>34455995
I concur with this

desu
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>>34456039
If he just asks her "Do you love me like a guy?" it would just seem like he's demanding an answer and as things are right now I don't think his sister sees him as a man, it's gonna take some time, let him take it slow.
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>>34456209
If that's actually the case I don't think his chances are very high.
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>>34456263
Pat didn't think his chances were good, either. BT
Brendan didn't eith.....You know what, never mind the second one
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>>34456320
In that case, I'm glad I'm not in his position.
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So we gonna make a new thread?
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>>34456517


>>34456580
>>34456580
>>34456580

K, up. Come on over
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