do girls like chubby hairy bears?

No, but gay dudes do.

>>34278723
if he's sweet caring considerate and devotes himself and wants nothing but to see me happy then yes

>>34278739
not all of them
>tfw no average body bf

>>34278723
Yes. I want one to be my husbando.

>tfw most chubby hairy bears are gay

>>34278723
>its an anon thinks he's chubby when he's really morbidly obese episode

I'm sure there's some who will settle. Maybe a very rare few who actually have it as their preference

But OP there's a vast and distinct difference between "chubby" and lardass whale - which nobody wants. That picture is lardass whale.

>>34278723
No. This is disgusting.

>>34278723
That's neither chubby or a bear.

That's a morbidly obese whale.

Bears generally have muscle just covered with a (slight) layer of fat. Only exercise you look like you do is getting out of bed in the morning

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Im a 6'1 hairy guy and this sums up my dream relationship.

>>34279152
>>34279110
my bmi says im overweight :^) and not obese wich makes your argument wrong

>>34278723
NO but there are dirty boys who do OP they like boys with some slight chub if he works out you're not a bear you're a fat guy man. Bears are over at
>>>/fit/

>>34279199

>Just overweight

Bullshit. Your moobs have become so big they're drooping over your rib cage.

>people think the op image is morbidly obese and not perfectly chubby.

Delusional

Body hair is gross.
Being overweight is gross. Higher end of average BMI scale is alright, anything more, no.

>>34279249
does it count if they dont do that if i sit straight?

>>34279249
Not to mention the nipples are looking in complete opposite directions. Those are C-Cubs easily

>>34278723
Probably not, tbch.

>>34279199
You are not a bear. You look fat enough to have medical problems this is not attractive or in any way fitting of the bear stereotype which is
>strong
>enough fat where there is no defnition
>attractive enough to have both sexes want to call them daddy
Your move you tubby fuck
>OP won't answer because he's too busy stuffing oreos and doritos into his fat ass

>>34278723
I-I do, anon :3c

>>34278766
>tfw no any body bf because the dating pool in any given area is too low to really be caring about body type and most of the openly gay and actively dating faggots are usually 900% gay pride theater cucks and have seven different strains of AIDS
thank god for onaholes

>>34279328
but i can do 20 pushups
what now strong fat?

>>34279351
>Implying your gut doesn't prop you up while doing push ups
>Implying you're actually doing the push ups properly and breaking 90 degrees with a straight back and legs

Also 20 is nothing.

>>34279351
>i can do 20
I can do 80 and I smoke cigarettes. Most MEN can do about 50-60. 20 is nothing to be proud about. You cannot be a bear you can be a big fat gay bowser furry kinda a guy if you put your heart into it and install grindr right now.

>>34278723
Are you that argentinian dude???

>>34279404
i would take lung cancer in exchange for being skinny desu

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>>34279455
No coffee and chicken breasts is how you get skinny dumb fatass have you not seen fat smokers? Stop being fat and smug you can't keep having your cake and eating it.

>>34279487
they are pretty pasiv agresive at my house when i want to buy something else to eat

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who /eatnothingbutjunkfood/ but /gotothegymeveryday/ here? it's a super comfy lifestyle, and lifting weights is actually fun. but girls don't like you, only other guys do. so whatever

>>34279550
NO you're making excuses now. They probably think you're going to do one of your "this is the week" kind of thing and it gets annoying. Just fucking do it you weak little cuck get a fucking gym membership and workout. It's not fucking magic either you know exactly what you're shoveling in your mouth.

>>34279600
Bruh please cut you can make all those stupid cunt stacyes really wet and then ignore them and keep on the gym bromances.

>>34279600
>eatnothingbutjunkfood

Your gyno and pot belly shows it, but at least you can pass as bear mode. I don't know how you can stomach eating NOTHING but junk food though

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>>34279620
>get a fucking gym membership

HAH GOT YOU NOW BITCH
you almost made me want to change myself find me a qt aryan virgin gf and have a job and be a good father GOLDBERG

>>34279152
This is me. Like 230 and I'm pretty stronk but just have layer of torso fat because of shit diet and feeling like trash.

Being a straight bear is suffering. Most women want me to shave my chest/stomach and that's an exercise in futility and pain.

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>>34279650
that would be fun, but saddening at the same time. realizing how superficial roasties are.
>>34279659
i buy those steamed veggie bags so i don't get hemorrhoids. its just super comfy eating a whole pizza in a sitting, or getting five mcdoubles

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>>34279754
oh yes it is indeed

>>34278723
>implying you're one of them

even if they do it won't do you any good lardass.

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>>34278723
I can tell you they like chubby hairy bears more than they like hungry skeltals

>>34279667
>implying your fat ass is in any way shape or form capable of moving forward to be able to raise a family if you can't even put $30 a month aside for a membership.
You don't even have $30 a month to support yourself how the fuck do you think you're going to support anything you dumb spic especially getting a white qt. Newflash you're not financially successful you're not attractive enough to want to approach either you are the two big nos of the dating world. You are not beneficial to be around.

>>34279883
how can i not support myself if im fat

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>>34279754
Bruh just make rice and chicken and mix it up with siracha. Cook that chicken in like curry spice I use that a lot to cut it's super tasty. You could totally do it if you believe senpai! I believe in you Oni-CHAN!

>>34279404
>tfw smoker and fatass

>>34279807
this. skellies have it the worst, yet we get made fun of way more than the fatties. fat guys need to stop complaining.

>>34278723
if you don't have a small dick, you still have hope.

>>34279903
Because you allowed yourself to get fat and thus you are not attractive to be around you are a fuck up and such a pathetic fuck up that you walk around showing it everyday to everyone why would someone want to be around that so often let alone for the rest of their lives are you so pigheaded that you can't put the fucking fork down and run a couple miles and do body exercises? You made an excuse before even possibly accepting that my post was simply about going out and working out. The gym is the best place to do that and you'd be wrong to say otherwise. It's not the only way though and you know that fat ass.

>>34279903

bouncing around your extended family while your aunts uncles and fat fuck brothers and sisters just keep feeding you. I wish someone would sew your asshole closed.

>>34279927
Stop being fat smoking is optional just don't be "addicted" LIKE A DUMB BITCH

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>>34279923
i mean, what's the end goal to that though? i don't want a gf, it takes a lot of work and i don't think i can handle it. to look good in the mirror? that's okay, i can understand if a normie wants to look good because he has twitter and instagrams to share with his friends, but i don't have that, it'll all just be for me, and i don't really care.
i'm a simple man. i like to eat junk food and sit at my computer. and i like to work out.

>>34279990
if i assume that you are based on how you type a tsundere girl does it make me gay?

i guess i scared her away

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>>34280037
It will teach you new things in life that you wouldn't have understood before and a new respect in public that has to do with things besides just girls and it makes getting cool clothes a lot easier I can go anywhere in any city and just go to random shops and find something because everything fits. Besides that though I still can eat what I want because I don't shovel it down my mouth in huge quantities. You can still pig out like every two weeks it's really not that big of a life change just don't be fat for two weeks and rinse and repeat. It's not fucking rocket science.
>>34280041
N O

>>34279807
>>34279956

I disagree with you but I will agree the struggle is real either way.

Fatanons and skeletons, skinnyfats and /fit/ autists, let us all bow our heads together. I'll start,

>Dear Moot in heaven,

>>34280312
>deat moot in heaven
he left us and sold us to a nip
>equivalent to having your father sell you to a strange slant eyed man

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>>34280312
forgive me for i have sinned

>tfw builtfat 5'10 manlet

Only closet dykes like me

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>>34280469
lead us not into trap threads, but deliver us from normies

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>>34280423
>his dad didn't sell him to the strange neighborhood Vietnamese man

>>34278723
You're not chubby. You're obese.

>>34278723
thats gross, comon man

>>34280730
>>34280764
i will only care about your opinion if you are girls and will date me if i keep losing weight

>>34280800
It's not an opinion. It's a simple fact.

Stop trying to make your disgusting gluttony sound cute by calling yourself "chubby".

Delusional fuck.

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want to share this here because fit is gay
>work out at gym today
>two weight rooms, one is mostly freeweights like becnh and squat and some machines
>smaller other room is cardio and a bunch of individual machines
>lots of guys in the big room, mostly girls in the other room, for cardio
>training legs, did some of the big movements, want to work on them more and want to try the machines in the other gym
>go over there, mind my own business and use a machine
>two super cute asian girls in leggings come over, and literally start stretching two feet away from me
>two hot vaginas are literally two feet away from me to my side while i'm on the machine
>sweat like crazy, they probably see that, earbuds in, i look away from them the whole time avoid eye contact
>this continues for like 5min
>they're spreading their legs and doing their weird stretches two feet away from me, i'm so nervous
>i leave

what did that mean??? did they like me?? near the front of the room were foam mats to stretch and stuff, but off to the side, they start showing their butt and legs to me, i was freaking out.

>>34280999
No they didn't like you unless you're not fat if you are it's nothing

>>34280833
but if i would take a skirt on you would love to pound my tight boipucci

>>34279600
ugh i can smell your weird grease smell from here. please don't do hwat you're doing

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>>34281031
o. okay. it was nothing. th-hanks anon..

>>34280999
they wanted to mate with you

>>34278723
as a gay male I do

>>34278723
if your belly looks like a sack of lard sitting on the ground instead of a beatiful orb held up by muscular thighs then please end yourself

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why are you so angry at me for being chubby

>>34281212
do you have a hairless anus?

>tfw human fleshblimp but 6'3" and confident so still pull 6/10s

Feels good being able to be the human embodiment of sloth and still get pussy. Doesn't feel good dying of heart disease before I'm 30 though.