/NEET/ - Not in Education, Employment or Training general

I don't know what I'm doing anymore but I can't muster the will to care

>>34267185
This, too, is my life policy. fpbp

When are you going to get yourself a job anon?

You can't just keep not doing anything forever, anon.

>>34266719
I have a job and im proud of it. Im working for my money because unlike you. I need a reason to get out of bed in the morning. And going somewhere to work and earn a living and be a valuable member of the society that has helped sustain me is more than enough reason to.

I dont care about you neets but you guys are very disrespectful and dont deserve pity when you crt about not having women

I've been thinking about drawing furry porn for awhile now, just to find the way to earn money without leaving my room.
What's your method to earn money fellow /NEET/ ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrdoynCu6F8

thoughts?

>>34267284
make a webcomic for us

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>>34266719
This happened surprisingly fast.

>>34267278
this, i mean this thread is clearly bait, but honestly i even hate semester breaks cause the only thing i have to do is practice the guitar all day long. Having nothing to look forward to for the next day or few weeks is horrible. Let alone your entire life

>>34267335
not turning off mz adblock for you, also this was painful to watch, i didn't even last a minute

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I've got three weeks off work
How do I make the most of this pseudo-NEET time?

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Grade and wage slave ama

>>34266719

>tfw quit my retailcuck job so I could poopoopeepeepost on /r9k/ full-time

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>>34267278
>>34267541
better do sleepy time baka wagies
waking at dark next day and go to workies

>>34267679
>implying i won't sleep till 11 tomorrow cause I'm on semester break

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can a wagie have all of this?

>>34267541
it must suck having nothing to do at all

>>34267708

people wonder why they have a never ending wipe

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>>34267704
Better wake early and study.
You don't want to fall behind now do you?

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How was thst 9-5 todaybrothers? Anythjng exciting halpened? Boss yelled at you?


All I did was sit here, dog in lap whilst engaging in friendly banter with my discord brothers. Nothing as cool as you!

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Has anyone here ever gone to something called vocational rehab?

>>34267781
what is this?
ei

>>34267726
i think so to, bore-out is as much of a thing as burn-out
>>34267750
How could I fall behind before the semester even started? oh wait, NEETs couldn't know.
Also i've been passing my classes way above average without studying more than the bare minimum, i should be fine.
I hope you'll get to feel a sense of achievement going beyond your xbox one day

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One day you neets will realise there's more to life than sitting at home staring at screens.

[Spoiler]By that time it will be too late.[/Spoiler]

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>>34267960
>Not knowing everything from the start and getting perfect grades
>i've been passing my classes way above average without studying more than the bare minimum
How is that art degree going buddy?
>Gets a sense of achievement by being a cuck

I guess some wagies are destined to be wagecucks forever

>>34268075
On your deathbed you will realize you wasted your entire life for fake bullshit shekelstien made up.

By that time it will be too late.

How does this still get responses every single time it's posted? I don't imagine it's a new person every time is it just 'tism?

>>34267278
>Im working for my money because unlike you. I need a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
that sucks

>>34268160
Are you deluded? Mr Shekelstein wants you to remain passive and docile. You will just get more and more distractions to satisfy your insatiable thirst for bigger highs. Then one day the distractions won't work anymore and you will feel the worst feels you've ever felt.

>>34268075
sitting at work staring at screens

>>34268228
I see you are already too deep under the spell of the Jew.

I shall try to save you with my last resort neet spell
>there is no use for lazy ants
>distraction is a meme used to fight the neet effect of vidya and is a double brainwash
>watch what the things that they DO control are saying
>buy some meme seeing glasses anon

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I dropped a heavy object on my foot at work today and it hurts really bad and my toenail is bleeding

NEET's kiss it and me the pain go away

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>>34266719
I've been NEET for like 8 years now and I'm constantly miserable and bored. I wouldn't recommend it. If you haven't completely fucked up like I have, please do not become NEET. You'll lose all your social skills and doing simple things like making phone calls are hard to do because self conscious about everything.

Eventually you'll just feel lonely and crave human contact but you won't have anyone to go to. NEET = Happiness is a meme. Pls don't be like me ;_;

>>34268086
>art
like i would do that, though even an art degree can give you a more fullfilling life than being a NEET
How am I being a cuck though, no student loans as I'm studying almost for free, outside of my country and even getting a semester abroad out of it, all the while you are hanging out in your mums basement getting fatter every day

>>34268573
you realise you could have gone outside?

>>34268573
at least you are the only honest NEET in here, what is your education though and why don't you just get a job now?

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>>34268573
You will still be depressed being autisimo wagecuck or autisimo neet.
it doesn't mean shit

chad wagecuck and chad neet will be happy either way.

>>34268734
>>34268762
Being a neet doesn't mean i have to lock myself in the basement and play WoW all day foolish wagecucks i don't have a boss

I lost my leg 2 years ago, and been taking care of my sister of 2 years since, Am I a Neet?

>>34268841
what do you do all day then? Where does your money come from? Do you have any social contacts outside your family? How long have you been a NEET?
also
>implying there's a Chad NEET above the age of maybe 30

>>34268762
I don't have any education since I dropped out :^)))))

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NEET of 7 years, worked 1 previously right after I left school and then went right to being NEET.

No responsibilities is still pretty fucking carefree and nice, never having to wake up to go to work (the 1 year I worked, I started at 4am, I still remember how awful that was) or anything is great. But it really makes anything else much more difficult. For example, if I have to go to the doctors and do actually need to wake up at a specific time it becomes a fucking nightmare of me sitting at my PC 3 hours before I was meant to wake up, dreading having to go and wondering if it's worth it to sleep 3 hours then get up or just stay awake the rest. Typically I'll just blow it off and not go, because no responsibilities, right? I don't care enough about anything because I've never really cared about anything that's worth caring about. If it isn't easy, fuck it.

I'm basically constantly bored, I rewatch the same 5 shows over and over and over and over. I have zero hobbies, zero interests, I'm not good at anything and just knowing that even if I wanted to make something of myself now, at 25, I've made it way more difficult than it should be and it pretty much puts me off doing anything because of that.

It's really getting to the point of no return for me. I just don't see a good enough reason to continue living like this, or at all. What I've done to myself has no doubt made my life far more difficult than it has to be, and since I've built myself a mountain to have to scale to get out of this - I guarantee I won't do anything until I eventually just end up killing myself because at least it's easy. I don't even think I'll make it through this year. I sleep for ~15 hours a day, just so it wastes time, but ironically I'm very tired of all of this.

But at least I have a huge 4chan image folder, eh?

>>34268573 sums it up well.

>>34268573
and do you believe working 8 hours is going to change your life somehow?? please at least you have all the time you want to do something useful with your life. a lot of wagecucks are alone too but they go to work. use your time anon

>>34269032
>25
you know you could still learn a trade/go to uni and have a career before you are even 30 if you really wanted to? you and >>34269020
sound like you want change and could probably do it if you sought some professional help, from what I see you have nothing to lose

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>>34269104
I would have money and could move somewhere.

>>34269105
I'm actually 20 but don't have a car and there's nothing in this town. My only income is getting naked for money

I've been a neet for 7 years. I lose my neetbux in 6 years. I don't know what to do after that. Hold me. I'm so scared

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>>34268937
whatever the fuck i feel like doing

i do some freelance monkey coding when i'm low on money like 20 hours of work every 3 months

i have some weed buddy's

since i graduated hs i'm 24

>>34269420
what are your plans for life though, are you just gonna coast along till you are 70 and die? I mean if you are happy like that, who am i to judge i guess, but it takes a simple mind to be content with this
>>34269157
what about trains?

>>34269105
>you know you could still learn a trade/go to uni and have a career before you are even 30 if you really wanted to?

Of course I'm well aware of this. I -could- do a lot, but due to the extensive negative conditioning I have done to myself by living this lifestyle for so long, it wouldn't be as simple as just going off to Uni/College/Trade school and doing it. I could bet you everything I own (which isn't a lot, but still) that I would give up and never finish it. It's not just as easy as "go do x", because I just fucking won't. I'd probably have to seek some sort of professional help, and probably use medicine and then work at it for a few years just to get to the point where I would -want- to go do something like this, because it would require literal rewiring of my brain. Neurons that fire together, wire together, afterall - and 7 years of wiring my brain to be essentially useless and lazy has made what are just simple things essentially impossibilities, for me.

Like I don't even know what I would do, because I've never thought about what I'd like to do/want to do, and I'll never even think about that ever because 1. it isn't easy and 2. I basically just don't care.

>>34269501
what are your plans for life? curing cancer? becoming the president?

>>34269571
nah my plans are simple, having a family, having a nice job in an international organisation where i get around a bit and have some responsibility, if i end up lonely and in a job i hate i can still chose the NEET life

>>34269766
so you plan on making a retarded contract with a roastie, spawn kids who will suck every bit of joy you still have, being shekelsteins bitch and feel mature or powerful with your "responsibility"
and i have a simple mind...

gl being a neet when you have a family.

i really don't get why you people actually believe in this shit, like i try putting myself in your mindset but i just feel retarded

>>34267278
Good goyim!

orgranol

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Did you make big money for boss man today wagecuck?

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The younger guy I share my office with mentioned his animes and I pretended I don't know what he's talking about him and made fun of him for watching cartoons.

I reckon it was the right thing to do.

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>>34269972
>not becoming bff's with office buddy and watching anime together all day

>>34269972
Unless his tastes were so bad, you shouldn't had done that

>>34267953
not sure if it means this in the picture but the typical meaning of EI is emotional intelligence

>>34269993
I'd rather shame him into being a decent member of society, it might be too late for me. I'm 30 and he's 23. He has his whole life ahead of him.

I guess you could consider this a form of mentoring.

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>>34270284
yup.. i bet that's what your father said to himself.

i guess the cycle never ends.. does it?

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So for the actual neets on this board, how hard is it to get neetbux for autism? I'm almost certain I'm at least mildly autistic and that my parents never had me tested because they were too concerned with their own image and looking normal but I'm getting tired of the working through uni while dealing with normies and being told I'll be happy and find a gf if I just be myself when I clearly don't fit in with people in any sort of way

I'm a former NEET and currently a collegeslave.

My life consists on studying/working and pretty much pleasureless most of the time.

However it's much better than when I was a NEET because at least how I have some hope that things might eventually get better.

Also my life is less mundane and occasionally I have a nice day. For example last week, I held hands with a girl for the first time ever and it was completely random out of the blue thing.

>>34270344
I grew up without a father and my mum indulged me in everything.

>>34270459
>>34270344
*So basically I've had to learn what is and what isn't socially acceptable by trial and error.

Talking to co-workers about your animes is not acceptable.

>>34267272
>You can't just keep not doing anything forever, anon.
Watch me, wagie.

>>34270486
it depends.
if it was "muh waifu" "sekkusuyaritaina" "konichiwa" then i would act the same.

but if he is not too much autisimo i don't see the problem.
he probably sensed your'e an autisimo

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>>34270359
Just come to Germany and pretend to be from Syria.

>>34270575
Can't, you're always inside.

>>34266719
I'm planning to work and deposit cash for 10 years, then go full NEET and live off %. Can I enter the club?

>>34266719

i receive 600 dollars every 2 weeks because of my mental illness, i receive free housing and supermarket vouchers (some up to 90 dollars)

play vidya all day and post on image boards, still wish i was useful to society.

>>34270594
I'm as pasty white as you can get, no ones believing I'm from syria

>>34270658
>useful to society

For me it's just that we NEETs don't have a reason to wake up in the morning. I don't care about society.

>>34267278
Society don't deserve my work.

>>34270768

hmm, i guess its because i didn't choose to be neet and a shut in, it was forced on me.

I picked up some trash from my yard today. There isnt a Taco Bell in over 100 miles yet there was an empty12 pack taco box in my yard. I need to find the bitch that dumps their tree refuse and broken gutters next to my dumpster and stab the bitch. Also there is a car battery next to the dumpster thats been there for at least a year, i should probably just throw that in the dumpster alread.

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>Job interview last week at store selling Nutrional Supplements and protein powder etc
>Am very unfit, fat, out of shape, clearly not suited to such a place
>Decided I needed to show off my knowledge of supplements
>Did lots of research online
>went to a rival store and bought lots of supplements
>Bought Iron
>Omega 3 fish oil
>Vitamin D
>Magnesium
>went to interview with a plan
>would take a supplement before answering each question and pretend to show off the positive effects during my answer
>get to interview, wear short sleeved shirt to show my biceps
>asks if I have any prior sales experience
>take an Iron supplement
>loudly say 'I TAKE IRON TO BEAT ANEAMIA, SO I WON'T BE PALE,NOBODY BUYS FROM A PALE LOSER'
>that was my answer
>he says 'uhhh OK anon. Tell me, what do you see your day being like in this role?'
>take Omega 3 oil from pocket and consume
>'I TAKE OMEGA 3 FOR MY BRAIN SO I'LL NEVER FORGET THE DAY, AS IT BENEFITS MEMORY'
>'anon, stop taking pills. This isn't a joke this is an interview'
>get intimidated, apologise and ask to be let go
>he complies

fuck this

>>34267781
>9gag watermark
opinion discarded

>>34271366
TIME IS OF ESSENCE

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>>34267278
>Being this spooky
Stay at home, kids.

>>34269032
I do the exact same shit. The difference is I'm an undergraduate student planning on pursuing a PhD in mathematics so I can continue that type of behavior forever in an acceptable manner.

Just suck dick three times a day, suck three a day. If you are good enough you'll make plenty and live the comfy but good life

You guys are literally retarded. If you are actually autistic go into acedemia. I have yet to meet a math prof who isn't clearly autistic. It is a refuge for high functioning retards. Math is love, math is life.

>>34271734
but i hate math

>>34271481
who is that ment to be a meme of is that a cartoon of a libertarian or something like that? I don't know I see his face a lot but am really not sure who it is.

>>34267953
Egg in german

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Being new to the thread, how tf do NEETs live without income? Do you cuks just mooch or have some shady income ways

aka How can i become NEET, Im on probation and I fucking hate school and my god damn job.

>>34269032

Dude...I'm 30...

>Dropped out of school at 17, tried to join army, fail
>Go and work for office being an office boy is terrible - leave
>Try to retake my a-levels and just cant get the motivation up - fail
>Work for years as a barman - leave under a cloud because of some shady bullshit that had nothing to do with me
>This time I'm going to do it!
>Sucessfully ace all a-levels, go to university to do history
>Realize doing anything other than stem at uni is fucking shit tier waste of time - drop out.


Thank fuck I can still live with my mum because otherwise I'd be in real trouble but...I've still got time...I've still got time enough to be apprenticed as a mechanic and have a good job taking interesting engines to bits etc. I also met the love of my life re-taking my a-levels...

Don't give up. Just don't give up. DON'T. Always be willing to TRY again.

You may think I look like a fucking failure; in many ways I very much AM a fucking failure. But we don't have to be failures forever.

I'm expecting to move into a little home with my qt next year (with her paying most of the mortgage to start with until I get some xp under my belt in practical mechanics)

Don't. Give. Up. Certainly not at 25. Fuck me, what I would give to be 25 and quit out of that fucking barjob 5 years early...

>>34269558

I'm the guy who wrote the "don't give up" post.

Yeah, it's hard getting over the neetitude (I spent a good 2-3 years neet before getting the barjob)

Having a job BEFORE you try and go back to education or something is a good way of burning away the social anxiety etc because it means you MUST interact with people. If you can't get a paying one then do a voluntary one, write it down on your cv and keep applying to places...once you ARE working other employers, who actually pay, will be MUCH MORE willing to take you up.

I hate my job
I deliver flyers door to door and my roastie boss is always makibg me deliver more than I can, its supposed to be a five hour shift and she gives me more than I can deliver in time...
Why cant I just have a job that is easy without a roastie fucking it up, i took this job because i thought It would be straighyforward but I can even finish in time... i dont know if I should quit or explain her my issues

>>34269192
You'll be alright anon. I lost my neetbux too so I had to become a part time wageslave to survive. right now I work about 15 hours a week at Jersey Mike's. I still consider myself a NEET at heart though since I still get to enjoy a life of time

im doing 36 hours a week at McDonalds gunna save up and go back to NEETdom around May

>>34267278
>valuable member of society
haha oh wow

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>>34267278
>and be a valuable member of the society

A society that doesn't give a shit about you? Sounds pretty good tbhfamalam

>>34267278
>its another "valueable member of society" episode

News flash
That doesn't actually mean anything

Furthermore, if you need to tell that to yourself to not perform suicide then you've got bigger problems that are outside the scope of this discussion

>another thread of angry socialists
Your dream is impossible, just kill yourselves already

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>>34276309
Great Argument my dude!!!

>just turned 25
>not going to have health insurance next year


I've never had a job before, I'm going to have to become an alcoholic to get keep from killing myself.

>>34276309
>angry socialists

NEETs seem to be the only people who aren't rage-filled.

>all the frustrated wagies

KEK

>>34268841
>You will still be depressed being autisimo wagecuck or autisimo neet.
>it doesn't mean shit

I just wanted to say that I agree with you, but I have to add some words or the robot's gonna get mad

>>34266719
Wagecuck, NEET, whatever, man. We're all still robots in the end. Just different functions. Wageslaves spend all day in a downward depression spiral because of money problems and dead-end jobs, NEETs do the same thing because they're lonely and unfulfilled. We're all the same down at our cores. Waiting to die and see if it's better.

>>34271994
It's Max Stirner

and he isn't a lolbertarian, he's an anarchist

>>34268573
>You'll lose all your social skills
can't lose something you don't have

Being a neet is fine for a few years, but how the fuck would you continue living like this forever? Can you imagine a neet or yourself being a neet in your 30s-40s staying at home, playing video-games, browsing 4chan. Like what the fuck, how would a 30 yr old neet even show his face to his parents? What would they think of such a miserable creature?

As we mature our hobbies change. You will no longer enjoy video games or find browsing the internet interesting. A job is necessary to give you purpose and the money helps you live independently without fear of being homeless.

>>34278731
>A job is necessary to give you purpose

MY FUCKING SIDES

>>34278763
That is true though. School, college or a job all give you a purpose in life. To wake up, get ready, go to school/workplace, study work for few hours, socialize, learn new things and come back home.

Without these you are just wondering "what would i do today?"

>>34268075
I just got a wake up call and I'm only 18

It's not too late, right?

>>34278825
You have to be a massive cuck or something. Seriously, the only thing a job is good for is money. How is doing the same thing over and over again at a job fulfilling to you?

PLEASE HELP A ROBOT FIND THIS LONG SAUGHT ME

ms paint drawing a guy tucked in bed with little smile on his face looking comfy, pc by his bedside

Post em if you got em

>tfw been a neet for over a year now
>tfw no job ever
>tfw even if I try I'm never going to make it now

I don't even really want to kill myself, but ah well

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I'm looking into trucking and there are good jobs here in the area. I want to be a garbage man, they make loads and many bennies. I think I'm going to do that. I'm 26 BTW

I feel like fucking slime.

My relatives have been begging me to get my drivers license basically saying that "I'll finally feel freedom" to a point that they paid 120 dollars for 3 lessons for me to get better at it.

I felt awful that they spent that much money on me so I feel like I owe them now and have to do it, so I took the test today.

I fucking got an automatic disqualification for bopping a cone slightly while parking and now I'm a nervous wreck even though I told them I'd practice more and try again next week.

What the fuck do I do guys? I have nowhere to fucking drive to in the first place, and I've been in car accidents before and I'm horrified of the road.

I'm so fucking scared and now I'm gonna be a shakey nervous wreck until I pass.

>>34278878
It is good for passing time and the fact that you are earning money makes you feel you are achieving something great in life. This makes you want to continue doing your activity/work daily.

Neets are also looking to pass time but they are achieving nothing. You constantly look for different things to do but find no enjoyment and purpose.

Dont worry my friends.
Soon with the advance of technology nothing will matter anymore.

>>34278962
>It is good for passing time
Basically translates to
>have finite time during the day
>spend it making someone else rich
>lie to myself and tell myself this is how I want to be spending my time
>"I like spending 11 of my 16 waking hours a day working. I mean they do pay me a small salary, so that's good!"

>>34268402
>not wearing working boots

Has the NEET population on r9k decreased? I rarely see true neets here. Why so?

>>34267541
You look forward to school? I wish I was a little faggot like you.

>>34268573
>wagies trying this hard

>>34266719
Do you count as a NEET if you're self-studying for the purpose of getting a job? I'm not technically in school, but goes to the same end.

hey guys, wageslave here for the past 3 months, making roughly the same as $80k/yr. I was in the military for 4 years (2008-2012), then was a NEET for another 4. I've been working at this great place for the last three months though and I'm liking it. but whoever said that being a neet for too long ruins your ability to socialize wasn't fucking kidding. my socialization skills are shit-tier right now honestly, I have to be high in order to function socially properly. being a neet is cool but there's probably a line that you should draw and not cross. it was probably a year for me. I should have lazed around for a year, worked for a year, and so on. fortunately I'm getting better though, because of my opiate habit hahaha. fuck.

>>34279345
because neets are killing themselves

>>34269558
>due to the extensive negative conditioning I have done to myself by living this lifestyle for so long
your negative conditioning started way before that. you didn't drop out of life on a whim. the world will always step on you.

>>34267708
No I buy the organic free range fed tendies, much better for you.

Wage slave, 30yo make $30/h, I don't know what to do with life and I am pretty bored most days. Did a year on EI (Canadian neet bux) played wow and drank a lot of red rain energy drinks. Had more fun on 1100 a mon then I do on 2800 a mon. Ride the neet train it's more fun

>>34272365
Not a NEET at the moment, but I was born into a rich family. Was/am able to get money whenever I needed for rent/food/etc.

Most NEETs are likely either receiving disability checks, or have rich families, I would imagine.

The NEET life is great for a few weeks/months/years, but eventually it becomes a worse version of hell than you can imagine. Don't envy it too much.

>>34279492
No, you're in training, you fucking idiot.

>>34278942
Keep an eye in front of you, glance in mirrors in rotation every few seconds. Pump brakes always, never hard brake. Don't go in the passing lane unless someone is going way too slow. Some people will hate you, but you will never be in an accident. Park as slow as you need to.

Oh, and the speed limit is really 115% of the posted limit.

>>34268573
NEET for 10 years here. You sound like a fag.

>>34279492
You're in neet university

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>>34270658
you belong in the oven

>>34267278
>be a valuable member of the society that has helped sustain me
this is too much

>>34271366

Please tell me this is real

Kek/10

>tfw went from neet to getting paid to take care of my grandma in home, which i was doing already anyways
felt so fucking good to get money for just doing shit i normally do, now im working an easy as fuck graveyard security job. I just sit around and shitpost on 4chan , play my mobile games and doodle stupid shit and i get payed to do it.
You gotta find a nice slacker job like i did anon, you'll be alright

>>34267284
I draw porn for lots of anons on this site, but I won't share my secrets until you git gud faggot.

>>34266719
>tfw you will never get energized by working
>tfw you will never be the one guy at work who is always in good mood because its so great to be among actual humans and doing something productive after X years of nothingness
>tfw you will never flirt and get flirted with by cute female coworkers
>tfw you will never smoke weed on the job with the chill stoners
>tfw you will never get double or triple the money you have now
>tfw you will never ride home feeling good about doing something that day and go straight into a pub or bar and get drunk with your hard earned money

I want off this ride fellow NEETs. Been 7 years and i cant take it anymore.

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>>34267278
how many levels of irony is everyone on?

>>34271366
haha do you live in a sitcom?

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>>34281582
i have transcended to the beyond

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Does anyone else find themselves playing less vidya since you became NEET.

Anything other than Souls or Bloodborne feels like a huge waste of time.

>>34280776

>being this postmodern
>not accepting new sincerity

lmfao at your life

>>34267953
Employment Insurance.

NEETbux for FUCKING LEAF.

When you get shot canned cause times are lean, Trudeau gives you emone for nothing.

Been a NEET and Became wagecuck, got myself together and got a great job, now living a okay life.

How to stop being a Neet.

1.Stop watching stuff passively.

It makes you lethargic, watch motivation videos, watch YouTube skills on how to get better at something, play a competitive video game, anything to keep you form being passive, get into philosophy, etc.

Learning math and coding is a get way to level up, it's hard and the potential for neet friendly work is huge, you have all in the time in world to learn it, so take your time.

Honestly, if you can't do that. lie down and stare at a wall(don't sleep), keep yourself away form a screen.
2.Don't feel ashamed of yourself.

You suffered major depression and nobody helped you, it's not really your fault, there's nobody to blame you anyway. Honestly the you found rather vain were probably rather vain.

If your ugly, your just ugly, if your socially awkward your just that. Yea you wont be chad, it might be really hard to get a gf. You might never change these things about you.

Your lack isn't going to kill you, just accept your inability and improve where you can, but come to terms with who are, a person who is flawed.

3.Go outside.
Take a shower, put on deodorant, make sure your shirts and pants don't have stains on them and go outside. Lose the notion your need anywhere to go, wander, explore. Here's some tips.

You have no idea what people are actually thinking, but you can be sure it probably not about you.

If you have to talk to people and it's hard to just tell them. "Sorry I have alot of anxiety talking to people" is fine.

Bring a book or something to read when you get anxiety outside a sketch book for drawing buildings and landscape is a amazing way to reconnect with the world.

If you don't stink, bringing a sketch book or laptop to coffee shop is a good way to be with people alone. Libraries are good to.

I have some stuff to do when you get to wage cuck level.

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>>34266719

I don't think you should be able to call yourself a NEET without getting NEETBUX. Being a lazy fuck that's able to work or go to school but not doing it is not what a NEET really is. A normie that leeches off their parents is NOT a NEET. A NEET is a disabled piece of shit that is so pathetic that the government pays them money to not kill themselves or go on a rampage. I am a NEET.

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>>34267278
Yes that's the spirit good goy!

Another cog for the Jew machine...

Guys, how many times do I have to tell you: being a NEET is only for smart people. If you try to be a Neet but you are stupid, it will not work. You will sit at home wondering what to do and who will boss you around and how one could possibly utilize unlimited free time and free will.

If you lack intelligence, please please please become a wagecuck for your own good. You might even get a chance to contribute! (albeit to a yacht named the S.S. Mozltov owned by your boss)

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i managed to get a job as a counselor by using my forensic psychology degree.

as someone who was in the position of being a neet (and who still has many neet tendencies) i am looking forward to helping my fellow suicidal anons via phone calls/text chat at my new job.

it's an overnight position so it is very comfy and i get to go home at 7am when all the normal people wake up and go to work.

LOL just as i was going upstairs with breakfast some faggot wagecuck was getting up

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>>34266719
>tfw there taking my neetbux unless i see a shrink and get doped up on pills
help me help a fellow neet

>>34283662
they won't test you to make sure you take them

i work 4 hours a day and make 120k a year ama neetcucks

>>34283662
take the pills if its antidepressants why dont u want to be happy?

>>34283951
>take the pills if its antidepressants why dont u want to be happy?
they don't make you happy that just make you like a zombie

>>34283847
Okay thanks
but what should i tell the doctor they make me see? i have to see a therapist or something i think

>>34279345
this is a normie board now

i make digital art, what are the chances im going to make it?

>>34282396
this is some great advice. part 3 is kinda weird tho, anyone holding a book in his hand is considered a weirdo and its not contributing to my anxiety

>>34283872
whats your job wagio?

>>34282396
>Learning math and coding
what if you have a learning disability?

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>>34267278
Robots/outcasts will never be respected for anything they do so there is no reason to feel bad about stealing from those that resent you.

>>34282396
Exept for the book in coffeeshop thing this is right on the money.
protip: if you have money to spare, travel alone through foreign countries by train.
you can even pull that book meme there.

>>34278940
i want to be one of those security guards who just looks at the cameras

>>34268573
NEET for 13 years now, life can be a bit boring. When I see how toxic those irrational normies are I don't really mind being alone. I appreciate the freedom I have now and will never allow myself to have people in my life to fill that void, it's all up to me.

>>34285356

6 hours
You are all invited to watch

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>>34285420
how much do you get paid for doing this?
and how do i get hired?

>tfw arrived into work 5 mins late
>everyone says hello
>I fill out a note of a job I done yesterday
>go down to my comfy canteen room and browse web
> get out an hour early just because

Comfy job

>>34286130
>Comfy job
which job?

>>34285906
Once you do enough shilling for free if you're shilling something big enough they will find you and try to hire you.

>>34285298

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>>34266719
I think that all of you so called NEETs would read an excellant book known as Atlas Shrugged. It is not for the faint of hearted and is truly inspirational and eye opening. who knows maybe you idiots would be smarter from reading ti.

How do I get my psychiatrist to prescribe me something like adderall when they're meant to be prescribing me something for my anxiety

>>34286365
>People are too smart, they won't accept muh bullshit.
>$$$ I will make a shitty book to subtly brainwash them with a story to mask the illogical .

Not to mention that the pilosophy of the this normieshit book inb4 hipster goes against everything a wagecuck believes in

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>>34286365
Jewish globalist propaganda in a nutshell.

>>34285027
learning disability is a meme

>>34286130
>get to work whenever I feel like as long as it's not noticeably late
>can leave early if I feel like it, just say "I need to do something today, I'm leaving early"
>nobody says anything because I'm extremely valuable to the company

Love it.

>>34286250

Sales and warehouse, very small base where I live and my manager isnt based in the same country so we can di what we want as long as we sell enough stuf

>>34287264

Das it mane, Im leaving early today too

>>34287221
No it's not what the fuck are you talking about?
i can't learn a damn thing plus i forget everything
fuck you

>>34287973
>Sales and warehouse
what do you really do all day? and hows the pay?
most people would say that's a shit job everyone expects you to make a shit ton of money

>>34283872
>everyday
ahaha

Sorry for the typos last time Guys. Let me know if you want to hear more. Iam just throwing stuff out at this point.

I have some stuff on flirting and texting, it landed me quite a few girls and friends.

Tips to talking to people.

0.Dealing with yourself
You don't know how people perceive you.

If your neverous, talk slower to balance out your pace.

Talk at the right volume ( people either talk too loud or too low find out what you are and correct it.)

1.Prepare conversations
Highly social people, actually talk about the same things just to different people. Have some cool stories ready to say of for different occasions and ranges of time.

A good conversation piece is.
Short enabling response.
Has some emotional impact
The listener has enough knowledge to replay to.

2.Small talk
Small talk is easy. Small talk has really one goal, to fill time.

Normally its an emotional stament
(these elevators suck)

a confimation the person wants to engage
(yea they do,)

and then a short story with emotional impact
(I remember I got stuck in this elevator).

3.Body language and conversational flow.
All just one thing you need to know.

Are they engaged with talking with you or not?

A great social person knows when to stop talking, and doesn't takes it personally when he sees the person wanting to stop.

If your talking and your getting one worded, they don't want to talk, if theirs moving away form you, they don't want to talk.

Just cut it short,

Alright see ya man, Imma go back to reading now, imma use bathroom

( you don't know what people are thinking, and why they want to stop talking.)

If they want to talk, they will keep talking, or have confimations they want to keep talking with you.

>>34282396
Fuck off wageshill.
Why would anyone want to become a wagecuck once he had the pleasure of being a NEET?
Unless you do the neetlife wrong there's no reason to change.

>>34279095
Holy shit I love the "making someone else rich" argument.
On one hand, i agree with you. Working for the man is never worth it unless you're making really good money, because at that point, who cares if someone is getting rich off you, because you're getting rich too.
On the other hand, you can have a job without supporting Sheckelstein. You can work for yourself and do better than any wagie or neet. Working for yourself does actually provide purpose, as you're working to build your company/empire/estate/whatever. That is true freedom.
It's work, but it provides purpose and doesn't just "make the Jews rich"

>be me
>work a shitty retail job
>hate it
>verbal fights, bitching and politics between co-works is constant
>stressed out all the time from it
>one day my mind goes blank
>decide not to respond to any co-workers trying to yell or even talk to me
>people start to freakout and just give up getting an answer out of me
>a week passes, no one tries to talk to me anymore
>no one asks me to do their shifts anymore
>even the boss leaves me alone
>work life isn't so bad now
>realize I can slack off when people are arguing
>I think I'm going to be okay now.

I work from home and I get to watch anime in the background and sleep or play vidya on my breaks/lunch, shitpost on the chans, fap when there's nothing going on, and order pizza or cook my own food or whatevs

and I still fucking hate it

>>34289299
How to you watch stuff in the background?
never understood that

>>34289299
>and I still fucking hate it
which job is it? sounds better than any other job

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>>34289340
I miss the plot but I mainly watch moeshit like Yuru Yuri, Himouto, K-On etc. so I don't care too much. Also I'm semi-fluent so I can understand the dialog from the audio

>>34289352
Remote third party tech support for multiple port warehouses with some sys admin duties. 80% I'm at home, 20% I'm on site...or like one day a week I'm on site.

Don't get your hopes up, I got the job through nepotism (relative owns the company I work for) like everyone else basically. They also pay me close to min wage but I don't care too much

>>34288219
do you have any tips for small talking with older people? or just small talking with people who aren't like you?

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>>34266719
What am I supposed to do then if not wageslave? If I didn't my parents would eventually kick me out and I'd rather die than live homeless.

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>>34289822
Sounds like you need a monthly tugboat!

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Monthly_tugboat

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>>34266719
Daily reminder

Orgyanal

>>34268841
>depressed as a wagecuck
How can that make you depressed? Ever heard of something called a sense of purpose?

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>>34289948
So a wageslave is a materialist turbo normie?
get out
and neets lives are way better than that

>>34267278
>>34267541

it's so very sad that your only reason to get out of your bed is making your boss rich.

Just a reminder Trump said he will get people off welfare and into jobs, how do you neets feel about this?

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>>34290353
>Just a reminder Trump said he will get people off welfare and into jobs
#NotMyPresident
i wanted bernie
then everyone could have been a neet

>34289644
>do you have any tips for small talking with older people? or just small talking with people who aren't like you?

General localized talk on the situation(the job) or the area(elevator) around you. Make a story out of that.

>>34266719
>take an internship during the summer
>have two intern buddies as well
>luckily, one has the same idea as me and just wants to make some money
>but the other one is a chink that was forced into it by his mother, and he's clearly a NEET
>has terrible social skills and would rather send me or other intern to talk to customers for customer service
>when we are all sent to enter new data into our computers, chink NEET is always looking up anime girls, anime mechs, and playing computer games
>boss catches him looking at Lolis and shakes his head
>internship is suspended when he voices his opinion about the health benefits of drinking semen to our boss
>visibledisgust.jpg

>>34292163
>the health benefits of drinking semen to our boss
is he a trap?
that's so fucking weird
i kinda wish i could be friends with him

>>34290210
Sure thing kid :^)

Orgyanal

>>34292196
He said he had a girlfriend in japan that he talks to on the internet, but I could tell he was full of shit. And no, he was not a tranny, but I can help you find some.
>>>/lgbt/

>>34292222
wow checked
wtf i want to be a slave now

>>34268573
NEET for 11 years here and on the max rate of neet money.

I live under a constant state of panic and anxiety because it could be taken away at any time. When I think about 3 years in the future all I see is '???'.

People are just memeing. I am bored constantly, without help and in a constant state of despair. I have had no life experiences except for having sex with a woman once.

Additionally any NEET friends I knew have either got a job by now, killed themselves or become trannies and then got into drugs and killed themselves/got into weird cults.

I'm really the last one left that didn't get mindfucked in some way but this life is brutal in a way that normal people wont understand until they've survived long term isolation.

Your mind and personality begin to fall apart and you start to become deluded. Welcome to the NHK is a good anime about it, I will say it's accurate even after 10 years.

>>34268075
>One day you neets will realise there's more to life than sitting at home staring at screens

What is it?

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Whatever happened to this guy?

Are you still posting here?

>>34292769
I remember him begging me for advice on how to reaquire his neetbux but I wouldn't tell him because he admitted to starting gloating threads.

I could have done it too.

>>34292769
I fucking love NEET's breaking down, it's even more satisfying to watch than normies getting destroyed.

>>34292807
just read your post too, fucking kek

he deserved it

i can't hold a job to save my life. not out of laziness i just keep getting fired for my stupidity. i have had about 20+ jobs and im 23. my longest lasted 2 months.

>>34292979
how do you keep getting them? do you list your jobs on your resume, and who are your references?

>>34292979
It's like that for me. My IQ is about 89. I'm white.

just called in sick lads

>>34292751
benis in vagina
normies worship it

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>"Don't move to Los Angeles! You'll regret it, it's way to expensive."

>mfw the governement pays me money and I get discounts on.

>Car insurance $20/Mo
>Internet $10/Mo for 20mbs down
>Power 15/Mo
>Neetbuxs for food
>Live for free in apartment.

I laugh at wagekeks all day.

>>34288066
Pay is okay 450 euro a week, in warehouse I cut stuff and load trucks and organise stuff, office I take phone and email enquires and do some cold calls if Ive notjing else to do

just got home from school. now i have to go to work for 8 hours. make sure to cherish your free time.

>>34293157
Why not drop out of school and quit your job? You can have free time too.

would love to enter vanlife desu

>>34293185
i can't dishonor my family

>>34292648
>I have had no life experiences except for having sex with a woman once.

How was it

was it good

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>tfw born 40 years too early


The next generation of NEETs will never have to worry about money at all. UBI is an inevitability.

>>34293218
You've brought this suffering upon yourself, then.

>>34293240
Think of it a different way. You're a NEET pioneer. 100 years from now other NEETs will read about people like yourself.

>>34293297
Yeah. I'm happy for the future NEETs.

>>34266719

HA!

This wagey is going to work just as all the normie wagecucks are coming home. I will get off at around 2 in the morning and walk about with about $150.

Not too bad bitch niggas.

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Does anyone else here get instantly pissed off whenever they see a Wagecuck?

I seriously don't fucking want to deal with these people anymore. I'm pretty much forced to leave the house at least once a month and go into the City for medical reasons, to run errands, etc. I live in an area where everyone seems obnoxiously gregarious and will just randomly start conversations with absolute Strangers. This shit pisses me off worse than seeing photos of normies and Chads doing dumb shit on Social Media, because it's literally Real World and I have to experience it.

What can I do?

99999 will be upon us soon