Ask someone who is going to be dead in 30 minutes anything.

Can you take me with you?

>>34264271
what was the last thing you enjoyed?

>>34264291
Sorry anon, I kinda feel regretful at the moment surprisingly, I'm not too somber though, I took enough codeine, paracetamol and fenatyl to kill a horse.

>>34264299
I jerked off like an hour ago and it was actually somewhat ok, which is generally not the case.

>>34264300

I hope you vomit, pass out, and when you come to realize that it was all a mistake.

Also: Nat'l Poison control (800) 222-1222

>>34264300
try to throw up?

>>34264314
How could you even get your dick hard in a situation like this?

>>34264332
I don't live in America and there won't be any coming to, I have a pharmaceutical background, as I said in above post, I took extreme dosages, fenantyl alone is very easy to OD on.

I probably have about 15 minutes or so before I pass out, maybe 20-25 due to tolerance.

Better not be suicide faggot. Go read cioran.

>>34264349
my life isn't worth living anon.

>>34264351
You know sometimes when a dog is going to get euthanized it gets sort of a last ditch of energy and runs around the yard / vet once or for 20 seconds then it lays down, exhausted. Something like that I suppose.

>>34264361
>killing yourself before reading cioran
Get an ambulance and then kill yourself after you read his book.

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IN 60 YEARS ANYWAY!
DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT TRUMP WILL DO?

THROW UP
>THROW UP
THROW UP

>>34264377
What is your name so we can read the reports and send our condolences when you are gone ?

>>34264271
have an original livestream?

>>34264391
THIS
>THROW UP FAGGOT I DARE YOU

>>34264361

Well, I'm sorry it came to this. I wish you would reconsider in the brief time you have left. Godspeed.

Where are you located op? Maybe I could help

Why do you want to die? Is there no hope that things become better?

>dude h-hey don't kill yourself life is worth living!!

yes you're all such good people, we appreciate your virtue signalling

bunch little junior heroes around here

>>34264399
I don't think some autist with no family, no friends, no legacy is going to make headlines anon.

>>34264400
I live in a third world shithole and my internet is shit, as to be expected because I have no money anymore.


Anyway anons, I hope everything gets better for the rest of you, I really mean that, I hope your lives improve and I really hope everything works out for the best.

>>34264423
I appreciate the words anon, take care.

>>34264424
south america (not brazil)

Good luck op. I wish I had the guts to do what you're doing.

Enjoy your eternal sleep. I couldn't imagine a better way to go out than with comfy drugs like those

OP you are going to die anyway as we all here, why don't see one more day? See one more new place in life?

>All these people telling him to stop
This board has gone to shit, most robots would wish him luck on his journey

I hope you find that light, OP.

On one hand I feel bad knowing your last though might be about regretting your dumb actions, but on the other I think you should use these last moments to consider your actions.

You did a dumb thing op, but it's ok.

>>34264461
Just believe in life, if you strongly believe everything will be fine it fucking will be. Read about subconciousness, it can do miracles.
I can confirm.

I'm feeling kinda sleepy anons, I'm going to go lay down now, thread can die with me, I hope everything gets better for the rest of you and you can find some prospect in your lives to hold onto, take care and thank you for being my only friends in my last moments, you'll all be in my final thoughts.

Goodnight /r9k/

>>34264461
I wish you luck from another side of this shitty world

Hope you find your peace

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>>34264271
See you in the next life brobot

I can be your friend, I can show you bright sides of life, just don't kill yourself.

>>34264520
Give us your name, country, age, photo, facebook profile, anything before going.

You will be remembered for a few minutes after this, at least.

>>34264520
I hope you will wake up alive and happy.

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There he goes

>>34264361
What dose?

For reasons

goodbye friend

F

la vida y la felicidad
la vida y la felicidad
la vida y la felicidad

>>34264520
F

May you rape Stacy in heaven o7

>>34264461
Pq vai se matar amigo?

>>34264271
Godspeed.
F.

>>34264520
o7

May you walk on warm sands friend

I think we could honour OP's memory by having a nice discussion on death.

>Do you believe suicide is morally justifiable?
>Do you distinguish between regular suicide and euthanasia? Do you think one is more moral than the other?
>Do you think it's logical for someone to commit suicide (as an escape from a bad life, for example), or is it always an emotional and dumb decision?
>General thoughts on death and its many forms?

Please don't be hostile, let's make this a nice comfy philosophical thread

>>34264271
>Not deleting his browser history first
The absolute madman

WHat a fucking dickhead just yeah I'm out now, fuck you man, its like seeing 2 minutes of a movie then its gone

>>34264717
>>Do you believe suicide is morally justifiable?
what is morally unjustifiable is forcing a being into life without consent - a moral society should actually strive to offer citizens painless, fast, libre and gratis suicide

>>34264510
this is the biggest retarded faggot post i have ever read

>>34264560
this is some senior citizen facebook tier cringe anon
you dont belong here

>>34264771
Fuck off cunt

>>34264271
love you op, I'll have a beer with you when I reach the stars

Not OP and not planning on committing suicide, but I do expect to die soon.

I'm just try to decide what I should do with my final moments. I met the love of my life last year and I was ready to settle down and get a real job. That's obviously not going to happen now.

I guess I'm just trying to figure out what to do with her. Should I get her pregnant or not?

OP here.
I woke up and realized I vomited. Maybe deep in heart I didn't really wanted to die. Anyway, I'll think about it and maybe try to achieve a good life.
Although you are my only friends I don't want to come there again. This place makes your depression worse every day. I hope you'll all get better.
For the second and last time:
Goodbye /r9k/

>>34264868
what's going to happen with you?

>>34264893
No you're not. OP is surrounded by submissive rapeslaves in heaven as we speak.

>>34264893
Why are you role-playing in a dead man's thread? Have some respect

>>34264893
I want to believe.

Good luck OP.

>>34264899
I have a dangerous job. I'm not going to say anything else about it. My next appointment isn't looking good.

>>34264806
If you think about bad things, bad things will happen to you.
If you think about good things, good things will happen to you.
Your attitude is very important. It's scientifically proven.

It's all in your head.

>>34264893
Fuckk bro. Just got here - Didnt read ur thread.


Can i have your steam account?

Pls respond

>>34264919
>>34264868

Sounds like you run drugs and pissed off the cartels or something.

>>34264868
>I guess I'm just trying to figure out what to do with her. Should I get her pregnant or not?

I would, and just in case, I'd put some sperm aside in case she doesn't conceive. Might as well leave a genetic footprint behind.

at least wait for trump's inauguration

Shit. Goodnight OP, please don't wake up.

>>34264893
You threw up fentanyl???

>>34265066
That isn't OP, anon.

>>34264271
Are you dead already?

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>>34264271

Have a restful sleep anon, when you're in too much pain to go on, I wont be selfish and keep you here. Take care, friend. See you never.

>>34265066
Why not? He just didn't take this in vain.

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If OP is really dead I'm quite sad. I've been so depressed lately but started walking and listening to music and it seems to help. It's not perfect, but it helps.
>walk for minimum of one hour
>music on shuffle
>minimum five days a week
I hope this helps someone

>>34264560
if he's going to wake up he'll probably be a retarded vegetable. nice of you to wish him such a thing

>>34264717
>Do you believe suicide is morally justifiable?
Yeah, but only if it isn't impulsive and the person really is meaning to kill themselves, not just put on a show.
btw fucking roasties and their pathetic "suicide attempts" ruined any chance for the general public to understand being truly suicidal.
>Do you distinguish between regular suicide and euthanasia? Do you think one is more moral than the other?
Ultimately it's the same thing, but euthanasia is a much better way to go out. People that plan to get euthanized probably feel a lot more at peace in their last(?) days and confidence in whichever decision they end up making.
>Do you think it's logical for someone to commit suicide (as an escape from a bad life, for example), or is it always an emotional and dumb decision?
Emotional and dumb decisions probably happen a lot more often, but nothing prevents suicide from being a logical and thought-out decision.
>General thoughts on death and its many forms?
Not sure what you mean by this.
Death is a horrible thing i guess. But there may be things way worse than that.
Even though my life isn't that bad honestly, i still think of death as an end to all of the pain, confusion and problems that are inevitable while being alive.

>>34264520
F

Goodnight sweet prince. See you on the other side.

>>34264271
you're gonna regret it when satan welcomes you into his house

>>34265488
fucking this.

Nothing triggers me more than roasties with their:

>"hehe ive been depresesd my whole life, i've tried suicide 32 times xDDDDDDDDD"

If you truly wanted to die, you wouldn't fail the first time, attention seeking fucking degenerates.

>op gave no info, no timestamp
This is just some bored robot who wanted some (you)s. Pure bullshit

>>34264893
I have an ID script and you're not op, fucker

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>>34265344

i do the same thing but jog a trail. its like merging your neet habits with nature. great suggestion anon!

How the fuck can ebay merchants from Hong Kong afford to ship their shitty $2 novelty trinkets across the world to rural Australia with FREE postage? It just doesn't add up. It just doesn't make sense.

>>34264271
Don't do it. Seriously.

>>34264271
why aren't you dead yet desu

>>34265606

Women do it for attention. Men do it to end the pain.

>>34264919
Maybe you should have went to school.
Don't work in construction.

>>34264461
Original proofs plox

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>>34264271
>Ask someone who is going to be dead in 30 minutes anything
Why are you such a faggot? If you were really a robot and you were really killing yourself, you would have shown us you ingesting the drugs you took. Or a livestream of you slowly approaching the sweet relief of death. You'd have some kind of proof.

Where's the proof that you're not just hungry for (You)'s?

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>>34264520
Sleep well bud. I love you.

>>34264544
Josh cassidy irish

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>>34265344
I don't really care desu.
6,316 people I don't know die every hour.

>>34267102
most of those people are scum so I find that statistic quite satisfying. The death of a fellow robot is sadder though

>>34267207
>Most of those people are scum

You have to be 18+ to post on 4chan.

>>34267337
A true robot knows most normies are scum anon, go be a newfag somewhere else, I suggest
>>>/b/

>>34264520
have a nice trip senpai

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>>34264520
This is exactly how my friend died, it kinda hurts.

>>34264271
are you kill?

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>>34264717
I try to live my life without having any regrets. That means that I take responsibility for the things I say and do since I actually do them based on what I feel is right.

When I see people like OP choosing to end their life prematurely I can only wish them a peaceful death since I assume they thought about this long enough to actually do it. It's his life, his decision and his right to do whatever he wants.

Doesn't mean I won't feel bad or anything but I can feel respect for people who take heavy decisions like this and go through with it.

>>34264520
Goodbye, anon. I hope you don't regret doing this at the last moment, Have a nice trip.
F

>>34264520
Goodbye anon, i wish i had the guts to do what you just did. (I'm from a third world shithole too)
F

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>>34267777
WHOA COOL DIGITS MY NIGGER

Why do you want to die don't you have anything that you would like to do first?

>>34264831
The internet will be a sadder place when there are no elderly people to post sincerely on social media.

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F

Original Respact

>>34264520
sleep tight south america bro

>>34264520
I envy you beyond what words could express right now op.

What drugs can you reccommend for overdosing on /r9k/. Preferably something that can be bought over the counter, my friendless ass doesn't have the connections to get cyanide tablets from some third world drug dealer

>>34264271
great thread op, i tried this morning. ran out of oxy so now im huffing air duster like a degenerate. get well soon

>>34268388
Obviously not, normie

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>>34270978
that wont kill you... srsly

>>34264717
>>Do you distinguish between regular suicide and euthanasia? Do you think one is more moral than the other?
Well considering regular suicide is only used by those who don't have access to euthanasia then I have to say that I don't discriminate against either. If you can have a professional kill you then why wouldn't you?

>>34264893
>that teenage level of roleplaying
Where is respect in this fag earth

>>34264449
What could be better than non existence?

Now he'll never experience pain or suffering again

>b b but what about joy and happiness?

He won't be alive to care

>>34264893
Totally disrespectful towards a fallen robot. I wish you a slow and painful death fucker.

>>34264520
See you space cowboy...
Originally though

>>34264271
Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet? Are you dead yet?

>>34264520
Goodbye anon
I hope your happier on the the side if there is one
F

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>>34264717

I see death as some kind of ultimate reality checker. We can rationalize our acts and those who are into philosophy can use better words than I do and arrange them in sophisticated ways, but in the end none of it can pass through the reality-checker.

I can imagine a scenarii where I would do it to escape the situation, so I can imagine the same to be true for other people. "Morally justifiable" doesn't mean shit if I'm in pain and will die after months of agony, I'll just be immoral and selfish then.

People are looking down harshly on suicide whereas it's praised in some other cultures.

It's both logical and emotional. I don't think one can kill himself to escape pain and not be emotionnally influenced.

I still haven't made peace with the idea that one day I will die. I understand that none of you care (and why should you, I'm a mere dust in a sea of 7 billions of dust particules), but my own case bothers me since I'm the center of the world.

>>34267716

>still talking to their dead message-thing-of-preference

I did this for years to a friend of mine's. Would bring up the little window, and tell the digital ghost of new stuff that was going on in the world, what i was up to(lol, not much you can imagine) how I felt, how I missed her, how everything was just a little worse without her. Watched her do it too. Thought she was pranking me since she was morbid like that, but she didn't move. Not for hours and hours while I just stared at the image of my friend slumped back in her chair. Heard some screaming finally, her flatmate had come home and tried to shake her awake. Watched her start yanking on her like that's going to do something and getting furious when the EMTs finally realized another person was watching the scene, crying, and turned it off.

>>34270038

You can OD on fucking aspriin my dude. If you have any family, raid their medicine cabinet, if they're the kind of retards that actually keep their blood pressure pills in such a silly place, grab a lot of those and suck em down. Or find one who's a diabetic, grab some of their fast acting insulin(Novalog for me, not sure what other kinds are out there really) and jack yourself with a full syringe or two of the stuff. You'll drop pretty quick.

>>34274058
Right, i still do that. Its pretty sad. I also believe its beautiful in some way.