Ask a female anything

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Why are you ruining our board?

You must be really cute.


Would you sit on my face? God i want to kiss your tummy.

>>34259878
Timestamp or gtfo you ugly whore

>>34259878
so...can we see your feminine cock..?

>>34259878

organictm

>>34259889
I'm not trying to do that, trying to help
>>34259894
no sorry
>>34259902
I'm in bed and don't wanna get up, also if I do that shit it will just lead to more requests
>>34259910
don't have one

Hey anon please leave r9k alone
There are other boards like >>>/soc/ or qna or /b/
Please take your shit there don't ruin our board

>>34259956
>trying to help
>by making threads explicitly stating I'm female (without timestamp) and attention whoring myself
die

>>34259956
Why did you get your belly button pierced slut fembot?

>>34259956
nothing to see her folks just a fag with a picture from google. also this
>>34259976

>>34259981
>picture from google

did you even image search it you retard?

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>>34259956
This is great I enjoy this interaction pls continue with more thank you

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>>34259878
Stop making I'm a girl give me attention threads.
>>34259889
>>34259894
>>34259902
>>34259910
>>34259945
>>34259980
Stop replying to this shit, these type of threads should get 0 replies until deleted by janitor

Why are all women whores? Serious question

>aeropostale
>naval piercing
>flat stomach
Stacey confirmed. You should be on Facebook.

>>34259878
Would you talk to me

I have a question
Why should I fucking care that you're a girl? Because we have like 8000 basic as fuck Fembots not to mention about as many Fembot QnAs, unless you're a supermodel and you're posting nudes why should I give a fuck about the 7 Septillionth fembot who thinks she's special

>>34260017
op here

How is that a serious question when it's obviously BS?
The answer is no.

Simply, girls just like to test boys in different ways, if they have the balls to stand up for themselves and speak their mind in a non-autistic way (like most guys in this thread) they pass the test.

>>34260101
if you don't care then why are you here?

>>34260100
are you an interesting person anon?

what are you into?

>>34259878
can we see your tits? orignalalalala

>>34260106
Holy shit you are stupid. That makes no sense and doesn't even answer the question. You didn't even say something that makes sense like "you have a warped world view, women are not all whores even though I clearly am."

Why do you want attention from us? Why should we give it to you?

>>34260113
Because I am honestly curious, I don't care about you, I don't care about your QnA, but I do care to wonder why you think I give a shit. I thought the retarded "If you don't care why're you talking about it" bullshit was meant for grade schoolers and autists because of how obvious and easy it's counter is

>>34260059
Meh, don't wanna. Most friends are asleep like I should be right now

>>34260168
nope

>>34260184
>>34260191
seriously this aggressively cringey attitude is gonna get you nowhere.

>>34260184
I refference this dude who only proves my point further. Give me a reason why you, basic ass Fembot #48836 deserves even the minute or two I've spent here out of the hours I have

>>34259878
What's your zodiac sign? I'm guessing it's one of fire ones.

>>34260209
gemini

what are you?

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>Posting in a Roastie thread

I thought we were smarter than than that /r9k/

>>34260204
lame.. time to leave this thread

will you mail me a pair of your used panties in a ziploc bag

>>34260234
bye anon :)

>>34260249
lol no

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are things really as simple as just walking up to a girl and ask her out? wtf?
how do i know if she's interested in me?

>>34260222
Ohh, nice trips. I'm a virgo (mercury is the same ruler for both of us). Do you feel like you're close to gemini girl general description?

>>34260255
>lol no

why not

theres no point in pretending

How do I find myself an introverted gf, OP? Give me some pointers.

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Please just go away you whore

>>34260204
>implying I act the same way in real life as I do on r9k

The truth is that I don't want to be this way. I would live to go about life with the blissful satisfaction of an accurate worldview. But I cant. Because when I (or other robots) ask you a question, you just prove all the things I don't like about women.

You really don't know the first thing about me. Don't come to my image board and tell me what Is going to get me anywhere. I'm not a fucking idiot. Why don't you try answering the questions instead of half assedly trying to btfo robots?

>BTW the picture of the girl you posted is fine as fuck. Would wife.

What's the best sex you've ever had.

>>34260262
yeah that only works in the movies
never do that unless you actually know her

also if she is interested, she will always look at you and find ways to talk to you. if she's shy it can be harder to notice. You should make the first move but just keep it casual

>>34260302
of course, you wouldn't act like this irl, you have no balls. Girls don't like being offended by edgy manchildren online when they are simply trying to help.


>>34260298
you know what, I just might. this is getting depressing actually

To all the guys who simply asked me questions without insulting me, I'm really sorry.

I would recommend just going to chatroom if you're too shy irl, being surrounded by all these angry losers all day can't be good for you


anyway, bye everyone,
may god help you remove those edges

>>34260378
Why do you have to be such a cuck?
By the way: Hello OP, if that's actually you, I'm /fit/ & looking for a e-girlfriend if you're interested, email: [Spoiler][email protected][Spoiler]

>>34260132
I like music and exercise I guess

>>34260405
but what if i don't know any girls and all i do is go to college and work.
how am i supposed get a gf
inb4 "just use tinder"

>>34260405
>I have no balls because I don't act like an edgy autist

What the fuck is going on in this thread? How are you helping me? You are making things worse by perpetuating my warped stereotype of women. Why do you want to do this? You arent a woman. You are just shitting on my already shitty board. You aren't offering me any advice, you are just trying to poke fun at me.

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>>34260430
she left dude, she's just another attention whore to drown in the sea of autism

>>34260430
In other words...
"No" Kek.

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newfags are still falling for this shit

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>>34260430
>exercise

>>>/fit/

GET OUT

>>34259878
Post a pic of her asshole OP cmon

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>>34259878
can I cum on you?

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>>34259878
imaged searched and no matches were found

>>34260561
It's probably flipped and cropped from some slut's insta.
No timestamp = not real, how many times does this need to be said?

>>34260406
lol fuck off back to misc you pathetic thirsty faggot.

>>34260601
>2017
>misc

yeah nah

>>34260406
[Spoiler]faggot[/Spoiler]

>>34259878
STOP DISTRACTING THESE FAGGOTS, I WANT THEM IN MY THREAD NOT YOURS!! REEEE

>>34260649
wow you're even more desperatre than OP

this im a girl give me attention meme needs to stop immediatly GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i'm a tranny with a >6.5 inch penis
AMA

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>thread don't start off with a tits or gtfo
Shameful.

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>>34262271
aye bae wan sum fuk?

>>34259878
Why are you slaves to your programming

Why can't you place thoughts and actions into one category

Why do you believe actions dont have consequences and that they are not a reflection on who you are as a person

How do you honestly do that shit because I am fucking really curious

As well as answering the other questions

This is not even a girl you fucking autists. Everyone who replied without saging is a fucking retard.

>>34259878
Wait I have more

How do you harp for equality but have no concept of what agency is and continue to lie to everyone and act like you have a clue what that is?

Why do you think it is empowering to ride cock when all it demonstrates is that you have low self esteem

Again let me better phrase this.. why do you believe that thoughts and actions belong in two different categories when its essentially the same thing

Your thoughts produce your actions.. you can't put them into two separate categories

This is probably why all of you are so absolutely insane

>>34262626
Just in case

I am curious because if this is actually a female will get some good answers to these questions

t. I am loser so I have nothing to lose.. lol that's a good one

>>34262629
>Why do you think it is empowering to ride cock when all it demonstrates is that you have low self esteem
Because it feels good man. It's the consummation of postmodern western morality. There is no higher calling in life than to pursue pleasure, unless you're religious or something.

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>>34259878
can I ask you if you realized yet you are an attention whore
also sage

>>34263322
>50 years later
>white guy's grandkid is brown
Accurate.

>>34263154
It is the only question she was capable of answering.. you completely dodged the fact there is a difference between having sex for fun and doing it because you are attempting to fill a massive void that is in the pit of your soul

>>34263546
Is there a difference?
filling a massive void in your soul with sex vs. filling a massive void in your soul with fun (in the form of sex)

>>34259910
stop it faggot, it's a real girl

>>34263513
Are you 100% retarded?
BLEACHED, MOTHERFUCKER

fucking middle schoolers

>>34263573
That's what I was looking for

Great thanks

Also could you answer my other questions or did you basically just answer all of them in one sentence

>>34263637
>Why are you slaves to your programming
Can't really choose not to be, we are all limited by the brain.

>Why do you believe actions dont have consequences and that they are not a reflection on who you are as a person
I don't.

>How do you harp for equality but have no concept of what agency is and continue to lie to everyone and act like you have a clue what that is?
I'm not a feminist. I really don't have a clue what you mean by agency.

>Again let me better phrase this.. why do you believe that thoughts and actions belong in two different categories when its essentially the same thing
I don't understand the question.

>>34263798
I liked your first answer better.. more honest.

Agency is not taking accountability for your actions you do something and literally have you heard the term "hamster" or "solipsism" its something most females across the board use to justify things they did or they only see the world in a subjective way like for example a girl fucking a black dude explaining that it was simply experimenting BUT will choose not to tell her white bf for example about it

Not that this relates to me I am specifically using an example that relates well to this agency question that you asked about..

What's up with that just own what you do.. we won't respect you for it but youll have more respect for yourself

>>34263863
Ignore "you do something" just start reading again at terms hamster and solipsism

>>34263863
Its not that I don't get the lying part I totally understand that

But if you already understand it to be inherently bad and a bad reflection of who you are as a person why choose to do it and then act like you didn't do it when you explain before that it was just a one time thing

That is what I don't understand

>>34263798
Its ok I don't expect a real answer

>>34263895
Well I didn't do what you describe in your example but I have cheated.
>Why?
Because it felt good, and I thought I wouldn't get caught.
I don't see what hamsters or solipsism or agency have to do with it.