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Imoutos: The Imouto strikes back!

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Nii-chan....I am your sister
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Who needs gfs when you can have an imouto?
Or better yet, have your imouto be your gf
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>>34096735
Sounds like someone doesn't have a sister to hug
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>>34096735
>encouraged
Can you into English
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>>34096644
Quit making this shit, my sister doesn't even live on the same continent as me and I miss her.
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>>34096795
Nope. Never. We will live forever nii-chan
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>>34096644
Are imouto's even real? Even I'm not sure sometimes.

Fessed up to H, tried to make it sound like I said I had a girlfriend out of embarrassment and couldn't bring myself to tell the truth until it was too late. She seemed weirded out but kinda laughed the whole thing off, the work day was normal otherwise.

Before I went to work, Em walked out with a pillow under her shirt and was all "Look what you did!". What is this woman trying to do to me.
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>>34096735
Global Rule 7: Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

daily reminder to have a wonderful day and keep bumping our threads! :)
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>>34096825
Say it with me: Daddy Patrick
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>>34096825
Dude man she wants your baby inside her
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>>34096855
>>34096855
>global rule 6
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments. loI
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>>34096907
Nope. Sorry. But thanks for bumping anon-kun
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>>34096907
this

(orrigeinow)
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>>34096907
this thread is about greentext stories with imoutos.
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>>34096907
>a place for hanging out and posting greentext stories
Literally no rules are broken
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imouto threads need to die
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We'll keep making threads that we enjoy on a board that they're 100% allowed to be on and you can hide them or keep bumping

:)
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>>34096985
global rule 6

The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

READ THE FUCKING THREAD YOU DISGUSTING SISTER LOVER FAGGOT JUST FUCKING DIE
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>>34096858
Unlikely, unless she did something to the condom I used last night.

>>34096877
I kinda think that's a forgone conclusion at this point. I wish she'd be consistent though, whenever we talk seriously about it we conclude that it's not happening anytime soon, but then she says that "Whatever happens happens!" bullshit and teases the fuck out of me.
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>>34096825
I may have missed this but is there a particular reason she's averse to birth control?
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INCEST IS DISGUSTING YOU FAGGOTS NEED TO DIE
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>>34097017
Uncle Owen, this unit has a bad motivator, look!
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>>34096956
Not every post bumps - not only do posts over the bump limit of 500 stop bumping, the user can also fill "sage" into the email field (pronounced saa-geh) to make their post not bump the thread back upward to the top of the index.

You should never try "nice bump" as a comeback, as you have no surefire way of knowing whether someone's post bumped or not. It just makes you look stupid.
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>>34097017
Lol someone's a little upset

Maybe you should take a nap
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>>34097017
Aren't you breaking the rule you're trying to enforce?

>>34097042
She always brings up some study or another about how birth control completely changes your personality or something.
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>>34097066
Whatever makes you feel better about your time here, nii-chan
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OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC LOL
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>>34097094
Aren't YOU breaking the rule you're trying to enforce? by the way your story is fake
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>>34097066
But if you sage'd the previous post, why didn't you sage this one?
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>>34097142
It doesn't matter if it's fake or not; /r9k/ is for greentext stories and this thread produces a lot of them.
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SHITTY THREAD JUST LET IT DIE ALREADY
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>>34097182
/r9k/ is for REAL greentext stories

ftfy
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>>34097206
>Real
>4chan

Found the newfag
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WHAT A PATHETIC THREAD

LOL
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>>34097206
Read arcanine's rules.
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>>34097142
I've no interest in enforcing anything, I just let the rules be rules and I thought the irony with your post was funny, calm down senpai.

You would know my thoughts on fakeposting if you've ever looked at one of these threads before.
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>>34097043
Methinks the lady doth protest too much. You could just, I dunno, STOP PURPOSELY COMING HERE if it bothers you that much, dork.
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>>34097143
Are you a mod? (or just someone with no life)

aside it doesnt really matter to sage as this thread is going nuts already (as expected of a low-quality bait thread)
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>>34097236
1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:

Hmmm interesting
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>>34097271
>or just someone with no life
It takes like, 20 seconds to open the two threads surrounding this one and see that the comment bumped the thread at that time.
>as expected of a low-quality bait thread
It's shitposters trying to derail.
>>34097298
>/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
>A place for hanging out and posting greentext stories.
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>>34097094
You guys seem pretty serious you could always go the surgical route
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>>34097338
>>34097346
fag apologists have their own board
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>>34097242
post a pic of your sister then
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>>34097418
Such low energy trolling attempts. No wonder Hillary lost. Maybe CTR will be hiring again in 2019?
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>>34097476
Of course you did, Mr Low energy
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>>34097501
yes i did, STOP BULLYING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34097520
Post a picture of your ballot, Hillbot
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A thought occurs. Are we the only couple outted to the rest of their family?
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>>34097545
I VOTED FOR TRUMP YOU FUCKING KUCK
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>>34097581
Pics, or it didn't happen, Hillary Shill
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>>34097576
Yay! You tripped! Congratulations!!
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>>34097604
Fuck off berniekuck
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>>34097626
thats not a trip dude

Il
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>>34097656
Man...So low energy...It's OK, I'm sure there's a boipussy thread somewhere you'd enjoy
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>>34097684
FUCK YOU YOU SISTER LOVER FAGGOT BERNIEKUCK GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEE
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>>34097346
Yeah, I don't think she'd ever be down for that.

And we may have to chalk this thread up as another lost cause.
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>her face when she sees your Dick for the first time

lol (crying emoji)
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>>34097749
Pics, or it didn't happen, sister lover faggot
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Quick, post your favourite song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZq_jeYsbTs
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>>34097939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg

;3
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>>34097939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx96Twg-Aew

yeah
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>>34097939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AVRCQBc59w

lol
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>>34097680
Yeah just sticking an identifier on there. I know next to nothing about computers
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>>34097939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5UK40sSo8I

For you :3
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>>34097939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uGWtL-17y0

i love this song
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This thread is dead lol what a shame !!
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>>34097939
i really love this album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ss1fdxTr7M
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>>34098075
They'll just come back later today. They've had worse attacks than this my friend.
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>>34098105
I'm just sitting back, laughing at this low energy trolling. I'll remake this thread a thousand times, if that's what's needed. We will persist after they get bored and go fap to hairless man ass
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>>34098166
fag apologists have their own board tho
>>>/lgbt/
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>>34097576
Currently yes.
How did your parents find out about you 2?
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>>34098197
Yeah, and MLP has thier owntoo, but doesn't stop horse fuckers from spilling into B and anime
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(Then I googled it like a normal human being) So to stubbornly try to get the thread back on the on topic I will continue discussing my brotherfucking antics:

We were (predictably in retrospect) outted by our community college attending tumblrina youngest sis. We had agreed we weren't going to hide it, so I made the mistake of just fessing up when I let slip a damning detail (some innocuous comment about showering together). Next thing I know we're having the ol' "I am told you have carnal knowledge of each other." conversation instead of Sunday dinner at the parents house. Not my finest hour. Haven't spoken to the three of them in almost two years.
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>>34098293
Yay! You tripped! Congratulations!! :D
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>>34098293
Family is overrated, anyway
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>>34098348
Lol that's awkward m8
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>>34098362
i know right loI :3
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>>34098053
>rap
>music

Imfao
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>>34097939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBTX9e47v6o

I listen to this same song every night in the dark while finishing my last cigarette. Because its that epic.

My imouto thinks "Yoshiwara Lament" is better tho.
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>>34098293
Noice, mind greentexting more bro-sis BDSM action?
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>>34098504
she is cute whats her name ?
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>>34098412
I'll have you know that errythang I got, I got from slanging birds. And furthermore I move chickens.
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>>34098505
I got some green text in at the ass end (no pun intended) of the last thread. I suppose I could bang out the exhibitionism episode while I wait for him to wake up. I am a slow typer of things so bear with me.
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>>34098663
I realize it hurt, but generally speaking, do you enjoy anal/ass play?
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>>34098692
Not all that much but I suspect that has a lot to do with not having much practice.
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>>34098885
So you don't orgasm from it then, I assume. Do you orgasm from regular sex?
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100th post

FUCK YEAH BROS WE DID IT
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>>34097939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBMxkLUIwY

there ya go
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This thread still sucks lol, this is pathetic
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>>34099214
Nice, quality contribution.
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>>34099269
At least post some context, so we can give some advice, assuming your story is real.
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>>34099346
i like him,he is cute tall and smart what else can i say ?
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>>34097939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBFXJw7n-fU

i love aphex twin
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>>34099385
Are you close? Do you 'sexually' tease him? Do you live together? Are your parents there?
Stuff like that.
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>>34099588
eww thats weird why would i do that ?
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>>34099656
If you really want to fuck your brother like you claim, you're gonna have to send subtle messages.
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>>34099777
im not a whore lol
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>>34099789
Off the board.
Now.
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>>34099789
how is he supposed to know you're interested, then?
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>>34097939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

Because I'm a boring white person. Em just listens to whatever dumb shit's popular at the moment.
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>>34099919
do you like new order ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk
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>>34099919
>>34099948
pls respond :c
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>>34100155
Sorry, Em came home. I'm mostly unfamiliar with the band, but that song's pretty good.
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>>34100279
Ask her if she's ready to try anal.
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>>34100297
>P: Hey Emmmm
>E: Mmm?
>P: Can I stick it in your butt
>E: Fuck you, I'm eating
>P: I didn't mean now
>E: Hahah, I don't know, your finger made me poop last time
>P: It'll be fine, just shit ahead of time
>E: Maybe I don't wanna have sex tonight! :P
>P: Aww
>E: Just maybe! We'll see, ahaha

You can't say I didn't ask.
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>>34100651
Pics, or it didn't happen berniekuck
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>>34100651
poop -> shower -> anal
Give her a creampie
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>>34100691
I'm not posting pictures of my dick in her ass. Especially not before her birthday.

>>34100721
I'll try, friend.
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>>34098505
> Be me about a year and a half ago.
> Nii-chan and I are less serious so he let's me take off my collar in public.
> Coming home from the Barnes and Nobel with a new copy of "A Dance with Dragons" to read to Nii-chan while he works.
> Odd young fellow approaches bus stop and comments on my visible anime tattoo (yeah I know that's cringy as fuck but I'm an /r9k/ poster so I'm already in too deep).
> We discuss how bad the "Game of Thrones" TV show is. Nerding out on literature makes me bold and I make fun of him for purchasing a Stephen King book.
> He asks for my number. I give it to him panicking. Nii-chan and one girl from school are my only contacts.
> Go home and tell Nii-chan everything that transpired. He is not happy but we forget about it until a week later when I get a text asking me out to coffee.
> Nii-chan grudgingly let's me go on the condition I introduce them afterward.
> Guy agrees readily
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>>34100929
> Show up at the Starbucks in the bookstore find boy immediately. Kinda hard to miss him with the tophat.
> Hmm
> He's wearing a vest and literal spats as well.
> Chalk it up to him being a character. We have a lot of those here. Plus you've gotta be weird to ask for MY number.
> Already ordered me a drink. Says I look like a caramel macchiato sort of girl.
> says he's dressed up to impress Nii-chan.
> talk about books and hobbies.
> casually mentions bellybutton fetish loud enough that people at other tables glance at us.
> says I look like I'd have a great bellybutton and that I'll have to show him later
> Just to give an illustration of what kind of guy we're dealing with here.
> Eventually we make it back to our place. All things considered it was a fun date.
> Bellybutton Fetishist shakes Nii-chan's hand.
> Presents him with the beer he purchased on the way over.
>We're talking and drinking.
> Casually refers to me as his girlfriend.
> Nii-chan gets a dark look
> "So you're dating now?" he asks with deceptive nonchalance. I note he is grabbing my collar.
> He puts it on me.
> "Hey that's a cute collar."
> He examines the tag. He notes Nii-chan's name.
> "Wait so you're in a relationship with your brother? Why did you go out with me?"
> "We're not together. We just bang. I'm sorry."
> "So how do I get in on this?" he asks sounding gleeful against all odds. >Actually high-fives Nii-chan
> My life is a bad cartoon
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>>34100966
> "You want in on this, eh?"
> "Yeah, bro. Show me her bellybutton."
> Open my mouth to tell them this is too fucking weird.
> Nii-chan lifts my shirt
> Weird guy is tipsy. We're all tipsy.
> Weird guy takes out his dick. Begins wanking. Reaches out to (I assume) stick his finger in my bellybutton. Nii-chan jerks me back.
> "Ah ah ah you can look but not touch."
> "This is so hot!" weird guy says fapping furiously.
> I am weirded out but fogged from beer. Forget about it as Nii-chan kisses my neck.
> Before I know it he has me on my hands and knees on the floor pounding me so hard my teeth audibly click together with each thrust. Nii-chan is really into it.
> Pulls my hips against his as he blows his load.
> Prods me until I am positioned with my ass facing weird guy. Spreads my pussy to give him a better view of cum dripping out.
> Guy HURRNGHs audibly and excuses himself to bathroom.
> Nii-chan let's me up and let's me get dressed
> "This is what will happen any time you go on a date, little sister."
> Guy returns and we continue talking and drinking like nothing happened until he leaves an hour or so later.
> And that's the story of my most awkward date ever.

He still comes by from time to time.
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>>34101011
Would you be willing to post a picture of your anime tattoo?
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>>34101011
>He still comes by from time to time.
Please tell me that guy never touches you and you have only been pounded by your Nii-san.
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>>34100909
is she underage ?

originaI
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>>34097939
do what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGm9ZKdqtIs
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>>34098918
Nii-chan always makes sure I finish and I've come close from anal. I think I need some buttplugs of varying gauges desu
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>>34101378
Good lube helps, too

you could try wearing a small buttplug all day to help loosen yourself
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>>34101123
Too distinctive. Nii-chan would flip if he knew I was posting and he knows I lurk /r9k/ (makes jokes about buying me tendies at the store and shit).
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>>34101488
No problem. Thank you for responding
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What do you guys think about girls with feminine penises? :3
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I wonder how Lucy's date with her sister is going/went
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>>34101161
Nii-chan would never share. I belong to him only
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>>34101910
Lucy is CC no? Am I dumb?
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>>34102067
Yeah, you're correct.
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>>34101448
Now to work up the courage to ask him to buy one lol Good idea, Anon.
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>>34101965
What will you do if he moved on to another girl?
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Laura back, since I guess no one found Cuck girl as funny as I did
I came home a minute or two ago and went straight to my room, my dad was on the couch and I told him I'd be out in a sec
He didn't look bummed out or anything from what I saw, so I'm gonna guess things went well, I'll ask in a bit, but I'm kinda nervous since this might just be the nail in the coffin
When this inevitably turns out bad I've got blueberries in my room to stress/sad eat
I'm gonna go out in a minute, I just need a minute or 2 to get myself ready
>>34097939
Here ya go
https://youtu.be/RDduCYQ-5h0
It was hard to pick a favorite, gets me feeling but it's sad enough for my feels playlist
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>>34102113
I dunno. Prolly die or something. I am unhealthily attached. Don't like to think about it.
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>>34102599
Good luck!
I liked Cuck Girl btw.
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>>34102599
Good luck with your everything. Never give up hope.
>>34102713
no
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Bumpage! Don't make me start telling nigger jokes
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>>34102713
Yea, was okay with Cuck girl because it made me laugh and kept me aware of how absurd this situation is
>>34102746
Anyways, I went out and sat down next to him
>"How'd it go"
>He said it was nice and looked kind of happy
>He must've seen the expression on my face, I was trying to look happy but I could feel that I was showing otherwise
>He pulled me close "you're gonna be okay?"
>"I'll live" is all I told him, I don't know about being okay for a while
>"Anon, I love you, but you gotta live your life with me as your father and a friend, but nothing more"
>I didn't say anything
>He gave me a peck on the lips, nothing romantic, just a quick peck, but it was enough for me to get a feel
>I saw this coming so I bought a second box of blueberries on my way out of work, I'm already eating the first box by the handful, my mom says I eat like a gay rabbit
>That split second I felt his lips on mine, I don't know how to describe it but it just felt good, as toddler tier as that description is
I guess all I can do from now on is hope
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>>34103731
Chin up cuck girl
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>>34103731
Have you been giving him a kiss on the cheek when he gets home from work? If not, start doing that. If you have been doing that, try giving him a quick kiss on the lips instead every once in a while. It may not seem like much for now, but in time it will subconsciously get him to be okay with kissing you like that, and could eventually lead to him wanting to kiss you more.
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>>34103999
Don't you think he'd catch on to it straight up?
He's going to be watching out for overt shit
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>>34103731
Well at least you got something, might as well start aiming for a threesome.
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>>34102679
What does your brother call you? his girlfriend, pet, sexfriend. cumdump, "that bitch I'm banging"?
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>>34104044
>>34103999
Yea, I'm pretty sure he caught on to me doing all that shit around the house the other day, he sort of hinted at it after he told me that once I'm out of work that's gonna be routine for me now
I'm okay with doing all that consistently, it's good practice and it relaxes me
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>>34104044
>>34104211
That's possible, but it's still worth a try. If I was in your dad's position, and you started doing that to me, I'd be a bit wary at first, but I'd get used to it after a while. Just don't start going for a kiss on the lips 100% of the time, space it out to around once or twice a week.
Also try not to act like you know you're doing something unusual. Try to be casual about it.
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>>34104072
All jokes aside, if my dad proposed it, I'd be hesitant, but I think my mom would be the hard one to convince
>>34104310
Look, I'm really grateful for the advice, effort, and encouragement, but I think this is the end of the road, I don't think it's gonna happen and I think I have to get moving with my life, I haven't had much of one for a while
I might still post if you guys are okay with it, it's kind of therapeutic
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>>34104539
I take that back, the thought of a threesome is too weird
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>>34100929
>>34100966
>>34101011
Is it even possible to write an original comment?

asdf
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>>34104539
Feel free to keep posting, Laura. You said you wanted to be a stay-at-home mom, right? Taking care of the house while your dad's away and being his pretend housewife is good practice for that. Try to stay positive and always look at the bright side of things. I haven't given up hope for you.
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>>34098053
>>34098561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZjslrY13Pg

Alternatively

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wqAsNQ07V8
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I want a straight answer from you guys.

Is anyone in this thread actually fucking their beother/sister, or is this just a roleplay thing going on?

I don't know what to believe.
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>>34104836
>Is anyone in this thread actually fucking their beother/sister

Currently? No, but I have before, (she's older than me so I haven't posted in the thread as it isn't topical)

It's more likely than you think.
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>>34104836
At least 2 have had sex with their sibling, and at least 3 that haven't have at least kissed their sibling romantically
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>>34104729
Thanks, and yea, I guess this is a good way to get used to housework, but I think it's best I try and not think of it as being "his housewife", I'm really trying to move forward and try and shake these feelings, find a guy I can actually have those kids with that I love but I don't know where to start so I've got my work cut out for me
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>>34104869
Wait, you're holding out in us? Greentext nao faggot!
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>>34104869
Personally I only believe certain people, I won't say which ones to prevent controversy or drama. But if you followed some of these posters from the beginnings things are actually very believable. Again, I won't say which ones I do believe. It's less than ones that I don't. There were also a bunch more posters that all dipped out a few weeks ago. Just because I don't believe all of them doesn't stop me from playing along though.
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>>34104966
>imouto thread
>posting aneki

Cmon son, what the fuck do you think this is? It was also more of a thing that happened once and was never brought up again, and I'm going to give you fucks any details. Nobody here is gonna jack it to my sister.
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>>34104984
>Just because I don't believe all of them doesn't stop me from playing along though.

This is the best attitude to have, same concept as old /b/

You would always have faggots running around shouting FAAAAKE OMG FAKE NOT REAL DIDN'T HAPPEN

You can't prove anything either way and it's more fun to believe.
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>>34104984
Oops replied to the wrong post this is what I meant to reply to
>>34104836
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>>34104936
You can suppress your feelings, but they're never going to fully go away. Even if your parents get back together, and you're married with kids, you'll most likely still want to be with your father in a sexual way.
As for meeting a guy, consider hanging around somewhere specializing in something you enjoy. For example, if you love reading, try to find a guy at a library.

>>34105033
>imouto thread
That's just the most commonly searched term to make finding these threads easier, we accept all forms of incest here. We currently have older brother/younger sister, attempted father/daughter, and a bit of sister/sister on the side.
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>>34104984
Yea, I have this same attitude for the most part, but some here are just too out there for me to even try and buy into but I don't want any drama, either way I fap
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>>34105148
For now it'll be suppression, but yesterday I looked into that complex shit so I could try and find out why I have these feelings (since I'm not going to lie to myself, being attracted to my father is strange) whether I've got family problems or it's just real attraction for whatever reason. It's my goal to move past it
As for hobbies I won't lie, I'm boring, I've got shitposting (not always shit posts, some are decent) and videogames, I could try and pick up an instrument, and try and meet someone through that, I've always liked the idea and music interests me in a story telling sense
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>>34105529
What kind of games do you like? What instruments are you interested in learning?
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>>34105770
I mostly play Rainbow Six or Overwatch
The guitar or piano are interesting, but I feel like I'd be the only grown adult surrounded by Chinese girls, though I could pass for like, 15
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Nothing crazy, but I guess that's to be expected now.

>Sis has recently been getting into Bayonetta
>The fucking thrill I see on her face when she got to Route 666
>Things got awkward when she fought Joy a few chapters ago, but they popped up again here
>She kept looking away when it came to the torture attacks
>The excitement I see from her when she gets to the motorcycle segment
>Got a shit score because she kept messing up on the QTE for some odd reason

It's starting to snow again, so hopefully nothing ices over so our little date on Friday will still go on.
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>>34106035
>It's starting to snow again, so hopefully nothing ices over so our little date on Friday will still go on.

If you live in the Midwest you're fucked. Did you at least put winter tires on your car?
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>>34106035
We just finished 9 inches in two days here. Thank God for my 4x4, cause the fucking county I work in sold all thier plows, and refuses to use salt cause it kills the steelhead
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>>34106124
Ye, but I'm don't plan on going out if shit hits the fan. I don't trust other drivers to have us be put in that situation.

>Keeping track of our drivers progress
>They're about to finish the last haul for the job
>Snow
>Snow out of fucking nowhere and it's not letting up
>Seeing every truck coming back on the map
>Schedule gets fucked over

We've had two trucks go out of order because of other motorists who cannot deal with winter weather causing accidents.
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>>34105983
I don't know how I forgot to mention football since its involved in half of my posts
I watch a little basketball too, I just keep up on the league, I don't really follow any team in particular
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Slightly concerned bump while wondering how Lucy's date went
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>>34107148
I'm sure it went fine, and she's sleeping right now
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Late night love tap
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Float like a butterfly. Tap like a bee
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Tap tap tap. Is this thing even on?
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>>34109060
I can hear you just fine
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>>34109127
How was your date?
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>>34109127
There's Lucy. How you doing tonight?
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>>34109154
It wasn't really a date, I was hanging out with my sister. It was good though. We got food and she drove us to some landmarks. They were underwhelming but it was nice anyways. Because I was with her and all.

>>34109235
I'm tired. I was asleep but something made a loud bang outside and I can't go back to sleep. I even screamed a little bit when it happened. I wish I wasn't so jumpy.
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>>34109314
>something made a loud bang outside
Same thing happened to me last night right before I fell asleep. It sounded like someone smacked my window really hard, but my room is on the second story. I fell asleep less than a minute after it happened though, it didn't really bother me. What have you been doing since you woke up?
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>>34109314
>>34109127
This fucking tripfag shit wtf
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>>34109390
Just watching youtube videos and eating fruit snacks
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>>34109463
Next time replace the fruitsnacks for shards of glass plox thnx
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>>34109463
What/who are you watching? Were you planning on going back to sleep before going to your dad's work (if you're going today)?
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>>34109512
>i luv u
>pls respond
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4 in the morning pre-bed bump
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>>34105983
>plays overwatch and siege
>shitposters
>wouldn't mind being a stay at home wife.
I'm not gonna lie Cuck girl, you are a total catch.
>realizes she said she only likes black guys in previous threads
And.......there goes my hopes.
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>Lucy
>Goosey
>Lucy Goosey
Took my too long to get that for my own liking
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>>34110868
*doesnt like black guys
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>>34110868
When? I actually said the opposite probably more than once
I don't want a black bf, I have no problem hanging out with black people, but I wouldn't date one
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Pool's closed due to racism
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>>34111148
But no one's being racist
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>>34111269
Fuck you you fucking racist
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>>34110912
Read the second comment I made. I meant you won't date one. My bad.
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When do I get my government-issued imouto??
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bumping the h*ck out of this thread
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>>34112242
We need to make these into a shirt for the eventual /r9k/ imoutocon.

>Meet and greet with your favorite tripfags
>Get your picture taken with Kirino cosplayers
>Door gifts include manga and dakimakura pillow cases
>Partake in a realtime imouto thread

Make it happen guys.
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>>34113298
Also
>mock weddings of tripfags and their imoutos/onii-chans
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>>34111742
I wasn't sure if you were the same person
And thanks for the compliment, sorry
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>>34113449
It already is

I am going to be attending the wedding of two tripfags from a different board. They're getting married because the bride is pregnant. Dunno if it's a boy or girl though.
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>>34113530
>They're getting married because the bride is pregnant.
That's not a good reason to get married
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>>34113567
Yeah, alimony and years of court battles is a better choice
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>>34113567
Nope, but it is a common one.

It's best for the child as well to grow up in a stable home.
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>>34096907
>implying these threads aren't made by true losers
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>Hungry imouto guy is dead.
>WI is dead.
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>199 posts
>32 posters
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I'm still waiting for IC to post that cumming inside greentext
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>>34115192
He's not coming back. Give up that dream.

>>34114712
WI I think I'd indeed dead. Hungry I'm not sure. He said his sister was going to stay with a family friend. Maybe shit went down?
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>>34115555
IC still posts sometimes and WI went to Japan with her onii-chan
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>>34100909
Are you from West Tennessee? Asking for a friend
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Ugh this happens anytime I try to talk to people. Thanks to all the people who let me practice socialising with them. I'm returning to the depths from whence I came. Be well everyone and good luck in your romantic endeavors.
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>>34117261
I'm guessing it's Laura the dadfucker want-to-be
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>>34117736
I hope it isn't, I liked her.
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>>34117736
Not me, I haven't even been home since like 10 minutes ago
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>>34118112
It's not me either I haven't tried to do anything. Just hanging out over here
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>>34118112
>>34118198
Thank god, must be a troll, then.
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>>34118112
>>34118198
Thank God, /ourgirls/ are still here. Don't leave us ;_;
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>>34118534
>/Ourgirls/
That's a lot of pressure anon
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>>34118607
Well, it's only confined to this thread. If that makes you feel any better.
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>>34118649
I was only half serious
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>>34118704
So was I, it's hard to communicate nuance over text.
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>>34118967
Yea, I hate texting because it's harder to tell when I'm being sarcastic
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Lunch time bumperoni! What's everyone eatting today?
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>>34119744
My dad got a lady who works with him to get burgers. I got the wrong one and it had bleu cheese I learned you spell it like that today but it was actually really good.
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>>34119744
A banana, a granola bar and a sub sandwich acquired from work.

Sorry I never came back last night, I ended up with an imouto latched to me all night with no phone or computer within arms reach. Sorry anal guy, Em "Messed around with her butt a little" in the shower and decided last night wasn't the night. She sucked me off instead, as if to distract me or something.

>>34101164
Depends who's asking. She's 18 this month.

>>34116687
Nope. We lived in Nashville for like a year, if "your friend" gives a fuck.
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>>34119978
you dont spell it like that though
unless you're frenchthen itd be fromage bleu
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>>34120430
I thought I learned something cool though
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>>34119744
I'm really hungry, but I can't work up the will to go to the kitchen
Eventually hunger will drive me there
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>>34120613
Well, you still learned something.
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>>34120927
Make something yummy, so it's worth it
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strawpoll me/12101385
Pay no attention to this post, it's not important
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>>34121847
Nah, I'm going to not mother's soon for some dinner, maybe talk a bit, see how it goes
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>>34119744
Ate late, but I got some beet stew in me. My sis snuck in some cottage cheese cookies in my lunch, so that was nice surprise.
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>>34122019
You left out the one true answer which is Daniela.
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>>34122187
Cottage cheese cookies? ...Was that a typo, or do you mean cottage cheese and cookies?
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>>34122019
How can it be anyone but BDSM? She cooks and cleans like the others, and is willing to take it in any hole. Ass = best girl
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>>34122239
No, that was right. Cottage cheese cookies.
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>>34122468
... Dufuq? Imma have to look that up now. On paper, that does not sound appealing
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>>34122019
Who's fucking voting for Em, I'll gut you all.

Objectively speaking, I'm curious what a person who isn't me would find appealing about her, unless all you want is a flat-chested baby factory.
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>>34122019
Aww I am honoured! Personally I vote Em. She's cute and dutiful.
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>>34122552
none of them are great candidates in my book
i voted em because shes the cutest
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>>34122552
>unless all you want is a flat-chested baby factory
That is exactly what I want, which is why she got my vote.
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>>34122505
I guess that's the wrong term. We call them cookies, but they're more like small cakes made with dry cottage cheese.
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>>34122053
Laura here, voted for Lucy because she's cutest
>>34122552
>Flat chested baby maker
Me?
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>>34122879
Somehow replied to myself by accident, meant for >>34122019
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>>34122672
Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm curious what dutiful means in your eyes.

>>34122737
Well that's good to know, I guess.

>>34122879
Flat chests are best chests.
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>>34123100
>I'm curious what dutiful means in your eyes.
shes willing to take it in the butt for you
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>>34122879
>>34123100
If incest fails which would be horrible but you could have each other
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>>34123122
She hasn't taken it in the ass yet, my friend
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>>34123100
I've never heard a compliment about a flat girl regarding her chest, but I'll trust you
I'm gonna get going to my mom's now, just gotta check to see if anyone replied to my shitpost on vg
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>>34123100
I like how when you mention you're interested in something she's game to try it out and she seems to look out for your wellbeing. I've lurked these threads a while and your guy's story is totally heart-meltingly adorable.
All around it was hard to chose best waifu material. They've all got their merits, but you guys win cutest couple hands down.
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>>34123122
>>34123162
Yeah, I dunno how "willing" she is, considering up until yesterday she's wanted zero penises in her butt. And even then she ended up backing down.

>>34123188
I mean, it's kind of a weird thing to compliment. Any dudebro can be all "Dang, them some fat titties", but you kinda have to be real close to the chick to say you like their flat chest. Which I think makes it more personal in a way, I dunno.

>>34123224
Ah geez, why you gotta do that. But thanks, I guess.
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>>34123512
I disagree. Big tits are fine, but besides anal, I love perky nipples. Bug boobs tend to sag too much

lactation is epic too, but rare and most girls think you're a creeper
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>>34123574
>lactation is epic too
You're pretty degenerate, anal guy :^)
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>>34123611
Yeah...I know. Those GF stories I told just scratch the surface

fur fag too
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>>34123574
I probably have a lactation fetish too, I've always just lumped it in with my impregnation fetish.

brb googling flat-chested inverted lactating nipples
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>>34123644
Thankfully we're quite the accepting lot in these threads.
t. /pol/ack
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>>34123724
Post results, please

desu
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>>34123751
Yup. This is my comfy thread
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Roads iced, so no date. Didn't matter anyways, her friend came over again, so we'll just sit around getting fat on pizza.

I do want to try something tonight, so I'll just get through the waiting game. Also, thanks to whoever voted my sister, I guess. Didn't think I gave enough info to where someone would think that, but thanks again.
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>>34123644
Don't feel like a weirdo, Anal Guy. I get down on lactation too. Too bad Nii-chan thinks its beyond gross. I just want to nourish him with my body ;~;
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>>34123861
Could you give us her first initial?
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>>34123861
Aww I was waiting for a cute greentext all day. Rooting for ya, dork.
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>>34123868
I tried to subtly bring it up to my wife. Same reaction. I mean, her fursona is a cow, so I figured. Oh well. Guess it'll just be that one woman I tried it with 17 years ago
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>>34123768
Big surprise, there's hardly anything. I thought this was cute though.
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>>34123944
The one in the back looks like Misha from the older soba stand photo
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>>34123889
H, and I'm C.

>>34123906
Sorry about that. But thanks, I'll try to be serious this time, or as much I can before seperging out.
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>>34124012
Thank you, good sir. Anal guy is T, in case anyone cares to know
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>>34123944
Found the pic
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So Nii-chan has pretty much recovered from the flu and he's out doing crap for a few hours. I want to do something special to surprise him. Any suggestions, incestbots?
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>>34124272
Short term: make him a cake/pie

Long term: to supliment your work outs, look into belly dancing lessons on YouTube for nii-chan
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>>34124306
Ye Gods I could only imagine what I'd look like trying to dance. I'm short legged and awkward and white as fuck.
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>>34124560
Worked really well for the girl who did it for me. You'd be amazed how sensual it is. Besides: nii-chan obviously likes your body a lot. Use it for him
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>>34124604
I am going to erase that smug little bastard. I swear I see his stupid face every thread.
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>>34124797
I'd much rather have smug meowth over frogposting
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>>34124843
Frogposting has become somewhat entrenched on this board especially, like it or not.
Also they make decent reaction images
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Anal bumps. I promise I'll be gentle
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What are we voting for? I'm lost, sorry if I missed something.
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>>34125652
The best imouto waifu.
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>>34125680
Oh okay. I guess that's interesting.
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>>34125833
Well it's looking like you have some admirers in these threads.
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>>34122019
Em pretty much dominated the poll. Not that I had hand in that :3
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>>34126325
Bah...BDSM is best wifeu
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Dinner time bumperoni. Yum yum
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Laura back, dinner with mom wasn't too great
I was looking forward to her cooking, but she ordered Chinese
Shit was just downward from there
>Eating, shooting the shit, catching up a little
>After a bit, she told me she had been talking with my dad
>He told her not to mention it to me, but he had told her about everything that had happened
>She said he seemed really worried about me and he was unsure about how he was handling things so he asked her
>We talked about it for a bit, I assured her that we were moving past it, me in particular
>She said it was nothing to fret over, says there's nothing wrong with me
>I didn't say anything
>She just went back to eating
>After a bit of silence, she just says "It kind of makes sense, given how you feel about me"
>Guess we were getting into that today
>"...What do you mean"
>"I know you blame me for a lot, I don't know why but you do. I don't know why you think I was so bad to your father, but you can't blame me for everything, it takes 2 for everything, there's no 'bad guy'"
>I felt kind of like an asshole
>Did my best to assure her that I don't put the whole blame on her, but everything was kind of complicated, an I guess I just took it out on her
It's funny, someone asked if I thought this would happen and I said it was possible, I'm not mad at my dad for telling her, I guess he needs someone to talk to just as much as I do
Sorry for taking so long, when I got home I just hit my bed and knocked for an hour
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Bump! The pie went over real well but when he walked in on my practicing dancing while doing the dishes he said (and I quote): "What the good fuck are you doing, goof?"Iiiiii'm gonna have to work at this lol

Teehee nobody's ever said I'd make a good wife before. You guys made a shut-in recluse's day. Night. Whatever.
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>>34127274
Damm, you really are cuck girl. So it really is over, isn't it?

>It's funny, someone asked if I thought this would happen and I said it was possible,
Hey that was me.
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>>34127274
That such a fucking bummer, but I really admire your spirit. I would be a weeping jackass in your position, but you're just rolling with those punches. You're lack of bitterness is admirable too.
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>>34127524
Nah I'm just bottling it up
>>34096644
Yea, it's dead and buried at this point, working on moving on now
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>>34122019
>this poll
I- uh, thanks? I don't know how to feel about this.
>2 votes
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>>34127389
I'd say 90% of a relationship is mental. What I mean is being happy, enthusiastic, and willing. You meet all three with nii-chan. You are best wifeu

plus you like anal, that helps a lot
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>>34127587
Yeah but its fresh. Give yourself some credit. Your outlook is pretty healthy all things considered. I predict you'll bounce back in no time.
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>>34127651
Well if it makes you feel any better this place must flooded with newfags who don't know who you are. Plus you already won your onii-chan bowl
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>>34127695
Thanks for the optimism
I'm hoping to bounce back, I guess I should work on meeting a guy now, I thought I'd have to chose between kids and my dad one day, but I guess I didn't have the choice in the end of the day
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>>34127651
Do you feel weird about it? Because I do to. Mostly because I don't like boys, but I just don't really know what I'm supposed to think about it.
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Tried to post this earlier, but Em basically shoved me out the door, we went on a dinner-date.

>Em came home
>I'm at the table with my laptop, she kisses me as usual, then she hugs me from behind and leans into me
>P: What's up? You okay?
>E: I'm fine, but my period starteddd
>P: Huh, that's good
>E: Why is that gooood
>P: Sorry, just glad you're not pregnant
>E: Hah, you're so mean
>She kinda nuzzled my neck in a way she's never done before
>E: I wanted to do stuff, eheh
>P: Like what?
>E: Youuuuu, ahah
>P: Since when are you this horny?
>E: I'm like this all the time, ahah...
>P: Huh
>E: Mmmmm
>All of the sudden, she shoves a chair out of the way and kinda clumsily crawls under the table
>P: Uh, what're you doing?
>E: Can we go out after this?
>P: Sure? What are you doing though
>E: Sucking your dick, asshole
>P: Oh
>She kinda yanked my shorts off, pretty much immediately starts licking me
>Got hard pretty quickly, she kinda kisses my dickhead, then opens up wider than necessary and basically shoves it way into her mouth
>Fuck, can't help but thrust
>She gags and spits my dick out, oops
>P: S-sorry
>She doesn't say anything, and kinda wraps her mouth around my dickhead until I explode
>Fucking hell cumming inside her is great, even if it's just her mouth
>She struggles a little, but swallows all of it, and gives me a dumbass cute smile
>E: eheheh
>P: Fuck...
>E: I'm gonna get dressed, then you're taking me somewhere :P


Then I tried to type this up, but Em came back out and yelled at me to put some pants on so we could leave. We went out and got noodles again, then we kinda sorta made out in the car for half an hour.
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>>34127887
It's kind of weird for me too, but I voted for you
2 votes also literally who voted for me?
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>>34127651
>>34127887
>>34127983
All I know is I didn't vote for any of you. No offense.
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>>34128017
We all know who you voted for, or at least who you should've voted
Also, how much porn is on your computer? Or do you find a new one each time you post
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>>34128048
At one point, there were a few hundred pictures in this incest folder, which is the only folder I still have. A couple weeks ago I deleted it out of some random feeling of guilt and unfaithfulness. But I ended up grabbing the ones I really liked again. Now it's back up to about 100.
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>>34127887
Eh? Like, yeah, but I guess it's flattering. I'm not exactly a catch. I'm a weaboo shut-in with a lot of issues, and I can't really imagine anyone liking me other than my brother. And he gets to fuck me.
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>>34128171
I don't use my computer for porn anymore, and I've never downloaded porn
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>>34128171
Hey, I remember that image set. Good taste.
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>>34128225
Yea I'm in the same boat about it, I'll take the compliment since I'm not even a sister I wish I was for non lewd purposes, and 2 people voted for me for whatever reason
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>>34128225
I just like didn't think people would like me past feeling pitty and stuff. I feel like it doesn't feel much either though, it's just a poll. I might be overthinking it. It's just weird, sorry.
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>>34128314
Mean much either*

Gosh I'm such a mess tonight.
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>t f w no imouto

originali pasto :')
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>>34128314
I just picked my favourite person from the threads.
It didn't particularly cross my mind whether I wanted a relationship with them or not. It was more about their attitude, personality and story (how happy they would make their partner).

>>34128337
Has anything large happened? Are you still being kept close to your family?
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>>34128387
Why did you quote the same person twice?
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>>34128387
No, nothing big has happened. I'm still on really short leash. I've just been extra awkward and clumbsy today. I knocked my drink over during dinner, tripped and face planted, rolled my ankle outside my dad's work. It's just not going well. I decided to just lay down and not move to stop myself from inflicting any more damage.
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>>34128314
I like you because you seem genuinely sweet
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>>34096907
>so beta you're getting topic cucked on a board for social outcasts

Your life is suffering.
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>>34128412
I was originally just going to say the first part, but then I assumed something was wrong due to the comment of being "a mess".
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>>34097338
>It takes like, 20 seconds to open the two threads surrounding this one and see that the comment bumped the thread at that time.

>being this autistic
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>>34128412
Oh, I thought you meant to quote someone else.
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>>34128690
I hate myself, meant to quote >>34128666
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>>34127950
I love your relationship. Good going.
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Why does this thread need bumps with all the regulars we have?
Yesterday was favorite songs, now do favorite movies I guess tripfriends
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>>34129260
I like Emperor's New Groove. I guess it's kind of dumb. I like more adult movies too though. Animated movies just make me smile.
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>>34129260
Rampo Noir
>inb4 weeb.
Yeah what of it.
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>>34129355
You are so adorable I could squeesh you
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>>34129260
Godfather, and Christmas Story, tied
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>>34129355
You're so adorable I want to adopt you
>>34129260
Gotta be this, had me going
For anyone who watched it, the best scene had to be Benincio del toro murdering the whole family
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Sleepy night tonight. Starting to think BDSM is the only Imouto who will ride the anal rollercoaster
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>>34130142
It is a dead night, post more music tripfriends
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>>34130700
Y'all wouldnt like my music. Trust me
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>>34130700
https://youtu.be/iTJGxMc-KU8
Song I just heard the other day, I like it

I'm tired but I can't sleep
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>>34130724
No harm in posting it friend
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>>34130829
Your funeral then, I guess

https://youtu.be/2SBEWT_WEZI
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>>34130911
I refuse to admit I was wrong, so I'll word this carefully

I personally don't like it, but it's a taste thing, thank you for sharing because it harmed no one
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>>34130941
Fair enough. Here's one that sucks less

https://youtu.be/qpLQv5xL9Dc
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>>34130700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF8cB_idnUM

This is what I was listening to today. My music taste is kind of big though. I sort of cycle through a selection of types and stuff.
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>>34130992
That's a nice song, I don't know about the other one you posted, but this one's nice
Here's another
https://youtu.be/QjUjax8P-bg
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>>34131069
I like the music you're posting. It's really nice and calm.
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>>34131069
I like that Laura. You might like this one

https://youtu.be/f6D__DGYuG4

yes, it's hootie, give it a chance
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Another odd one, but it's a local band for me. Made this Disney sing pretty fucking epic. It's not as bad as that first one I think anyway

https://youtu.be/gin-Z7nrJuw
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>>34131187
https://youtu.be/95FyXUHv8hk
Another one I like, might just dump my feels playlist
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I think I actually prefer the English version of this song over the original

https://youtu.be/cUDpl8azkFU
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I like to listen to https://youtu.be/usowQnFGRcQ on my MP3 player (Nii-chan calls it "the bad music machine") and spin around in circles while looking at the stars from our yard. I'm a literal woman-child. This is why I only come out at night. I should just throw in the towel and get a sick ass katana collection and a fedora.
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Given the family spirit of this thread, I'll post this last one before I go try and sleep
https://youtu.be/RbW08aKDoQ4
All jokes aside, I love this song
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>>34131729
Kind of reminds me of this song
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>>34131759
I dig that song!
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>>34131729
>>34131786
Guess I should have posted the song


https://youtu.be/rIjC-wdc1RY
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>>34131803
Thanks
I forgot to put my name in the last post, probably gonna forget often so if its not their from now on I apologize in advance
I'm going to bed now, it almost 4 and I should sleep
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>>34131852
Rest good Laura
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If anyone is awake still I was irresponsible and napped even more than I usually do and can't sleep. What are you guy's favorite foods?

I like macaroni, frito pie, and grapefruit juice. Also chocolate cake but I think that goes without saying.
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>>34131972
I did the same shit, I was in bed for maybe 5 minutes and I'm already back up, just might not sleep tonight
I like me my blueberries
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>>34131972
Gosh...That's broad...Sushi is up there. Good ribs too. Steak fries as a side. Key lime pie as a desert
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Bumping with more music and a picture related to the song (I think)
https://youtu.be/obycndYieJQ
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Do you guys watch Aqua Team?
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>>34132617
The only episode I saw was the "you tonight" one
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>>34132628
Hand banana. Great episode. Guess you don't know who MC Chris is then
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>>34132687
The fat guy? Pic related?
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>>34131822
>>34131759
>>34131729
>>34131187
>>34131294
>>34132417
>>34131065
>>34130992
>>34130911

>having this bad taste in music

http://imgur.com/a/3CBYu listen to some of these albums instead of hootie and the blowfish or mumford and sons.
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>>34132702
Negative. That's Carl, my spirit animal. Hang on a tick, I'll find MC Chris. He actually does "nerd" rapping. I think it's really good
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>>34132702
K, so it makes more sense:. Chris dies and is reincarnated a bunch of times during the series. In this iteration, he is called Sir Loin, but it's the same person

https://youtu.be/VjPbm6z8w_Y
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>>34132767
>My spirit animal
Kek
>>34132750
>Recommending a premade page of someone else's opinions because you're too insecure to have your own taste
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>>34132810
And in this form, he's Little Brittle

https://youtu.be/2tWnDiNH4EE
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>>34132810
Nah I never saw anything with him it was funny though, he had a whole closet full of sand and shake really came out with the chainsaw
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>>34132816
>implying the chart is my exact taste
if never expanding your taste and not experimenting with new music is being insecure with your own then have fun with your "taste". Judging by it you listen to really "fun" music.
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>>34132865
K, well now that you know who he is (sort of), this is a piece of what he does when he's not on the cartoon

https://youtu.be/z0BIazf-7j4
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>>34132909
One other example of one of his better songs

https://youtu.be/0nlaJ4zPbSI
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>tfw can't relate because doesn't have imouto

at least I can relate even for a lil bit
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>>34132893
>Never expanding your taste
Never said that, I have Pandora expand my taste, like had never heard and Avett Brothers song or Fleet Foxes until maybe 4 months ago, but you called everyone else's music taste shit tier like the 15 year olds on /mu/ are just objectively right
Music is more personal than that, no music is good to you if you can't connect to it, and that song Murder in the City is a song that makes me feel, I don't know how that song is fun, neither is Mykonos
I prefer songs that have some kind of meaning behind them, fun songs with no meaning are boring to me for that reason, I listen to songs for the feeling the meaning gives, and that's the point
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>>34132930
Last one and I'll stop shit posting for tonight (this morning, I guess. Still dark outside)

This is one of my favorite all time songs

https://youtu.be/QtxT053G9ZY
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>>34132930
>>34132909
>>34133004
Not my kind of music, but reminds me of Lil Dickie just a bit
I should probably go to bed too, Pats game is at 8 and I really want to watch Nate Solder bully Jadeveon (is that how you spell it? Probably not) Clowney
And I have a small bet with someone that the Seahawks win tomorrow, one of the few people I don't hate talking to
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>>34132974
Pandora is not expanding your taste. It's literally doing the exact opposite. If you put in an artist and it gives you a station, it's literally giving you all artists in the same genre as the original artist you typed in. I'm not judging you for enjoying your emotionless country, i'll respect that. What i am judging you is that you classify these so called "fun song" meaningless. If you took one second to actually idk maybe listen to a lyric and not have a tone of music tell you how to feel emotionally, you might understand what i am talking about instead of you going on about your imbecile music.
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>>34133115
Knew this guy would respond before I left
"Always remember there was nothing worth sharing like the love that let us share our name"
>Emotionless
"I wonder which brother is better, which one our parents loved the most"
>Fun
Like I said, it also depends on the person listening to it, there is no objectively correct taste
>Imbecile music
Go tip your fedora all the way back to /mu/ you fucking drone
>Muh 90s rap
>Muh metal that normies with no taste will never understand
And there are such things as fun song, some of them aren't bad, it's called having fun
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>>34133198
>"Go tip your fedora all the way back to /mu/ you fucking drone"

Kek'd, nice one
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>>34133198
Honestly it's not even worth having this conversation with such mindless droll like yourself. Stay in your own fucking bubble if you want to fine by me. Just because someone says a lyric doesn't mean it's instantly so deep and has such a powerful impact. The song you are referencing, the singer has literally no compassion and no real emotion connection to the shit he is talking about. I never once brought up objectivity into this conversation until your forced it in their. If you actually read my post you would i said that i valued your opinion and was just recommending some music for what i evaluated your taste as "extremely beginner". Also, what you fail to realize is that by you calling me a "drone" your are being a huge hypocrite because your are such as you would like to call it "drone" to your music you listen to. I highly doubt that you are the reason you have the taste you have in music today. You mean to tell me no one else influenced you to listen that shit you listen to? I'll end this off with saying this: If the lowest you can come to is to call a person having no enjoyment and no fun in music just because i disagree with you and that i actually fucking branch out and listen to new music and not be a complacent bitch that you are, then go fuck yourself.
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>>34133303
Man....You're fucking serious about music, ain't cha. Are you one of those guys that still buys records? Or argues audio fidelity from different mediums?

It's music dude. Go smoke a joint and calm your tits
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>>34133303
Saying my taste is extremely beginner implies there's a heirarchy, heirarchies are built on one thing being objectively better than another
You also started your little crusade Deus Vault by calling out taste bad, unless you're "to smart too recall that"
If this conversation isn't worth having then leave ya cunt, no one here wants your opinion
I'm calling you a drone because you like songs because mu says your taste is shit if you don't, while everyone else like a song for their own reasons

While you're at it, learn to use complacent you smug fuck, coming in here and calling everyone else's taste shit and when anyone else tried to defend themselves you think they're being a bitch

Thanks for letting me use this image too cunt
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>>34133434
Holy fuck, can we elect Laura as the guardian of imouto threads?
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I hate females so much
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>>34133504
You're gonna chalk it down to that? Really? If I hadn't put my name there what would you have said?
>>34133479
See, now that's pressure

https://youtu.be/udaMX-xX3zM
More comfy/sad music
Be sure not to have too much fun Yea, I'm gonna be petty
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>>34133434
I just want to thank you Laura for corroborating my point that you are very feeble-minded and that discussing the topic of music with such an ignorant person at the subject is a waste of my time. First of all, i'm not even sure that you know the discrepancy between objectivity and subjectivity. I have never once declared in any of my responses to you that my word was law, it was actually all my assessment on the taste of the people of this thread who posted music. Second of all, i think it is pretty narrow-minded of you to assume that i am a "drone" just because i suggested to you a beginner's guide to some of the albums that the music board of 4chan suggests to such parochial minds as you have dear. Third, i'm calling you complacent because you are hun. If you weren't you wouldn't possibly feel the need to call someone such as me out in an attempt to make you look better. Now here's some advice: If you want to make a valid argument to me either listen to some of the albums i recommended to you so that maybe one day you'll be as patrician as i am or counterclaim all of the issues i discuss in my post instead of dodging the one's you know that you can't answer because you are to dimwitted to solve them.
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>>34133746
Tldr some but hurt ass going QQ
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>>34133760
Aww, are you as dense as our friend Laura to comprehend such big words? Or are you so entitled not to even read and just agree with her because girl power or some mindless shit like that.
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I can't believe that someone has this much of a superiority complex just because he likes older music.
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>>34133664
I'm not talking about you, m8. Just saying in general.
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>>34133746
Holy fucking shit before I even finish reading your post, I'll get to the rest in a second, but holy shit you dense fuck

I am saying that music taste is subjective, and by you saying there's a fucking beginners guide to art you're saying that you're above everyone else in some way, and if you truly believe that our taste is clear cut horse shit and your taste is the fucking fine wine and spices that Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue for, you are making it clear you think you're just objectively better than us, ignoring the subjectivety of music taste
It's called taste for a reason, there is no right or wrong, there is no black and white, art operates solely in shades of grey, so can you fuck off to somewhere that gives a shit about anything you're typing
Twat
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>>34133847
I ask you nicely to please not add into our discussion due to the fact that you are so obtuse to what we are talking about that it make you sound silly.
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>>34133844
Nah it's just your arguments and taste are both shit
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>>34133847
I've practically written and essay over the last 30 minutes but that sums it up perfectly
>>34133844
Your words aren't confusing, you're just a cunt who thinks that using word that have a chance of confusing kindergarten children makes you a notch above everyone
>>34133848
That's on you then friend
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>>34133746
>Hun
Someone's been lurking a few days at the least
At this point I'm gonna assume this is bait now, since you're gonna carry on after saying you shouldn't, and you're gonna say I called you out when you started this by calling half the thread out and inserting you "euphoric" tastes
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>>34133885
Ok i'm going to make this clear cut for you since you don't seem to be getting it. What your posting make literally no sense, so i will be be the better man and help you.

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/objective

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/subjective

Here are two definitions of "objective" and "subjective" since you seem to be getting the to mixed up. Yes i think my taste is better than your's but you know what Laura? That's my opinion, not your's but mine. I am entitled to this opinion and i am the only person who is entitled to it unless someone agrees with my opinion. No of the stuff i have said has anything to do with objectivity. If you honestly can't get that i don't know what to tell you sis.

Stay golden, dimwit!
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>>34134017
notinfluencedbypersonalfeelings,interpretations,orprejudice;basedonfacts;unbiased:

anobjectiveopinion.

Literally the way I've been using it, music is 100% influenced by personal feelings and theres nothing wrong with that, it'd fucking art and interpretation
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>>34133972
I'm only carrying this out in the obligation to educate you. I would've stopped this along time ago if you could realize the difference between "objective" and "subjective" to the point where you're mixing them up to try to dwindle down what i am saying.
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>>34134051
I'm sorry to tell you this but you have not been "literally" using it that way. You've tried to classify my claims as "objective" when i've told you several times they are not, they are just my opinion. Now my opinion could be that "I" objectively think my music taste is better than your's (which i do), but it doesn't matter because my opinion isn't fact, and until you come to realize this you'll keep on trying to tell me the same old thing and i'll have to keep on telling you "No Laura, as much as i think it is, my word is not law it is only opinion."
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>>34134124
This has to be bait, I'm going to sleep (something I wanted to do 3 hours ago, but no, I gotta keep going), not even reading this no one is this much of a fedora tipper while also being that wrong
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>>34134179
Go to sleep, Dear. This isn't bait and i realized it's pretty stupid to argue with someone who won't even self educate themselves not even to prove me wrong, but at least to know if thyself was right or wrong. Call me all the names you want, but just come with your shit right before you come at all.
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Now that we're all done tipping our fedoras, a morning bump.
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It's 7 in the morning and I'm about to go to sleep but check this song out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc

R.I.P. Laura, she got less votes than Redline. We hardly knew ye.
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>me: What does the dog say?
>imouto: Woof! Woof!
>me: What does the cat say?
>imouto: Meow! Meow!
>me: What does the frog say?
>imouto: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

She also sucked my thumb
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I wish to be Lucy's protective older brother
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>>34135244
I also got my imouto to call me onii-chan
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>>34134179
Holy shit Laura, my sides are in orbit. You are now the designated anti-bait poster.

Laura is now my choice for waifu
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>>34135386
I think all of us want to be Lucy's nii-chan, she's too damn adorable for us robots.
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ITT:
Retard anons falling for tripfag b8.

C'mon. These threads were fun earlier, now they're just daily journals for tripfags. Not even interesting anymore, just reading about daily lives of couples(which are most likely fake too).
Pat is clearly lying, he's a lonely anon who wishes he had an imouto, Em is his imagination figment. Beargguy is also a liar, I know one when I see one. only one believable was that hungry imouto anon, and he's MIA. Laura is a clear attention whore, who is most likely a guy, and an arrogant one at that, what a normie. BDSM Imouto is fake, Icyhot was a little bit real ,before he started exaggerating his claims.Imouto cuddler can eat shit, lying cunt.

Stop sucking tripfag cocks, they aren't even trying anymore. they just type another generic fanfic tier greentext, with 2-3 "cute" moments, deviantart tier dialogue and sex. That's it.


Normies should leave my board desu, you can just feel their presence in these threads somehow. Also since when are females allowed on arcanine ? Fuck "fembots", or fatasses RPing as incestous cuck vaginas.
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>>34136174
Then stop whining, go hug your sister and report back
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>>34136174
I-I don't have a sister :(

Fuck Fuck Fuck i wish i had a sister to protect
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>>34136174
>Icyhot was a little bit real ,before he started exaggerating his claims
Icyhot was going to end in a walk the dinosaur which he admitted to during one of the shitstorms in these threads. Also let your fellow robots have their escapism, faggot.
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>>34136286
You're mistaking him for the souls guy
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>>34136317
I'm fairly certain Icyhot admitted to being fake too, it was definitely in that thread. He disappeared afterwards too which kind of reinforces that he was faking it.
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>>34136174
>Talks shit about everyone but Hungry (who's most likely busy sorting shit out and helping his sister) and Lucy because he knows Lucy is too cute to talk shit about
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I miss Imouto Cuddler so much.
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>>34137544
I wasn't here for that
Let me guess, he cuddled with his sister?
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>>34137850
I highly recommend you read his story, someone probably saved it. Or you could use the archive.
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>>34137850
Fucked her and got caught by his mom but didn't get disowned since she was quite understanding. He also told about a week ago that he came inside his imouto but hasn't posted since.
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>>34137850
He was the first of the long running stories. He's really the only one I believe, mostly because his posts were originally unrelated to our threads and he just made his own. He also seemed to have legitimate progression of a relationship rather than;
>Day 1: I massaged her and called her a cute
>Day 2: I kissed her
>Day 3: Gave her that fat dick my dudes

On and unrelated note;
I also believe Lucy/Cutie Chan/Goosey but that's because we make an exception to her and just let her blogpost. We love her too much to complain about her content being on topic. She's a siscon anyways so a lot of her posts have an underlying incest tone anyways. She also has clearly shared in other threads about her life before and after she posted here. She left us at one point but has since returned because her threads started getting spammed. Her company is good to have.
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>>34138317
IC's still probably busy having baby-making sessions with his imouto or something :3
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>>34138627
Lucy is one of the few I believe too
She's so cute
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>>34138679
eh... I'm still pretty skeptical due to past events but it's prob the most real out of the people who post her atm.

Come back, IC.
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There's only one person to fix this.

WRITE BRO, WHERE ARE YOU? Unless this is you >>34136174
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>>34138886
>WRITE BRO
That guy was/is a faggot. He came in here, shat up the thread and ruined a nice bit of escapism for his fellow robots.
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>>34138928
Wasn't here for him either, who was he? Did he disprove people or something?
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>>34138967
He came to the threads and started to provide """artistic criticisms""" one the stories here. It pretty much boiled down to UR A FAEK AND ANYONE WHO BELIEVES YOU IS RETARDED XDD. Then some other faggots came and started shitposting on top of his sperging and we lost IC and almost lost Lucy.
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>>34139030
How can anyone bully Lucy? Too cute
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>>34138967
He apparently wrote stories similar to these that went on for 8 months, and then started calling bullshit on everyone except for Lucy. The thread went to shit, and it was pretty entertaining seeing how that one thread went down in flames. Sad to see these go down that way, but hey, what can you do?

After a while, these threads were fucking dead. Reason why we're seeing so much bumping because the majority of tripfags left after being called out. Are you there, writerbro? I forgive you. I understand all you wanted was better content, even if it was fake.
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>>34138967
"Writer bro" isn't really a thing. He was just some guy who came in and attacked everyone. He put on a facade of writing knowledge and experience to make him seem more legitimate. All he did was push out two really obviously fake stories, that I admittedly didn't really read after the first couple days, and then disappeared after doing a horrible job trying to troll Pat for a week or so. The only reason he's brought up is because the same retard (seen above) will occasionally post something like "SUMMONING WRITERBRO" and everyone just ignores him and nothing happens.
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Found the thread where writerbro popped up.
http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/33681484/#33681484

Still pretty sad seeing this happen. These threads are nice to come to after a long day, even if some of the stories are fake. Didn't matter to many, especially to me.
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>>34139057
>except for Lucy
No, he definitely called bullshit on Lucy too. She posted that goodbye image if you remember after he started calling her fake.
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>>34139202
That's because she went from blogposting to trying to get involved with the whole lewd roleplay stuff and then realized she hated it and didn't want to need to keep coming up with stories. I believe everything she's said, she should just keep to chatting with us rather than trying to come up with stories. I think she prefers that anyways.
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Believe me or not I'm having fun. Its 4chan after all. In all actuality its kind of more thrilling that you don't. It satisfies my weird exhibitionism streak. We're too freakish to be believed desu.
I wrote about the time he branded me but I feel like it might be a bit... much.
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>>34139249
I like her posting style as is too desu. I read her blogposts for cute, not for lewd.
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>>34139070
who's this retard you are referring to?
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>>34139265
Now you're obliged to tell about it
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>>34139405
Yea, you can't say that and then not post it, fake or real I still don't care
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>>34139401
Read the other posts before that one.
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>>34139405
Okay but I DID warn you I am creepy:

> Nii-chan knows I have a branding fetish. I also sometimes burn myself while fapping and to feel better.
> One day Nii-chan is taking me from behind when he gets an idea. I hear him fiddling with something but I don't know what.
> Suddenly I feel that delicious sting against the flesh of my asscheek. He was letting the lighter on the coffee table get hot before burning me with it.
> The scent of cooking meat fills my nostrils as one of the most powerful orgasams I have ever had rips through me.
> Fast forward a few months. Nii-chan and I are fooling around when he suddenly gets serious.
>"You belong to me now, right Anon?"
> I jingle the bell on my collar and grin like an idiot. I am the happiest girl in the world when I say "Yours and no one else's."
> "You're mine forever?"
> "Forever and always." I agree solemnly.
> "I am ready to brand you now, little sister." he says hugging me to his chest and petting my hair.
> My heart soars. He wants to mark me as his! We'd been talking about it but I never dared even hope he would. He actually wants me!
> I squeal and squeeze him about the neck, smooshing my cheek into his and nuzzling him vigorously. I am the luckiest girl in the world.
> I jump up and run over to my drawer of art supplies and fetch my personal favourite tool: the wood etcher.
> Picture a soldering iron with interchangeable tips. Its used to burn designs into pieces of wood.
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>>34139459
> Reverently place the tool in his hand and with great ceremony give him a rundown on it's operation.
> " You hold it like a pencil, Nii-chan. No on the grip, that'll burn your precious fingers. Good. Its meant for wood so you can't press too hard otherwise the tip will just punch through the flesh. You have to do it like this."
> I guide his hand and the tip over my forearm to demonstrate.
> Somehow this feels like foreplay.
> He grabs a marker citing that he doesn't want to fuck up.
> The felt tip tickles as he sketches out the word that means him on the flesh of my hip.
> My heart is galloping. I'm so happy and excited I can scarcely breathe.
> We plug it in and he begins making love to me slowly on my knees as we wait for it to reach the right temperature.
> The smell of hot metal and the anticipation make my nerve endings tingle.
> I feel warm and alive and perfect for once.
> He slows his pace and picks up the instrument with his beautiful, elegant hand.
> He buries himself in me as deep as he can go and I feel the tip touch flesh.
> I can hear my skin crackle like frying bacon. Smell it charring.
> The pain is immense and wonderful. I feel like a Phoenix being reborn as his perfect slave.
> He finishes and pets my hair. He asks if I'm okay and I tell him truthfully I have never felt better.
> We finish making love and it is even more intense and wonderful than the last time.
>I wear his mark with pride and honour.
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>>34139459
>>34139477
I don't even like BDSM but goddamn, your stories are hot.
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>>34139459
>>34139477
You're a good little sister
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>>34139508
This, may need new pants
I don't even care if these are real or not, they get me going
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>>34139249
You're wrong anon.
She had threads after the incident occurred, which I was following because I saw her call herself Lucy in one of the earlier threads - and no-one else noticed. They were focused on getting together with her girlfriend.
She thought he was horrible, especially since the guy was using her confession as evidence that it wasn't real at all.

To me, he was insufferable as he didn't just view everything posted here as a story; but made sure to say that in every single post and reply.
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>>34139477
Also please forgive my shit tier romance novel-esque prose ladies and gents. I may be delirious with fever.
>inb4 "You always write like that.
I know but its more pronounced.
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Post-fap bump.
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>>34139618
God damn girl. You're hard core. You don't worry about infection or a botched job from something like that?
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>>34140419
To worry about a botched job is to not have faith in my Nii-chan and that is unfathomable to me.
As for infection, I try to keep up on first aid but I did manage to contract staph in the lighter burn. Nii-chan felt bad.
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>she's 18 this month
>The condom I used last night

Pat, no.
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>>34139618
Please post more, your stories are the best.
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>>34140651
Who cares about her supposed age? He left a MASSIVE plot hole with that.

>sister has been living with a roommate
>dad doesn't give a fuck about her but Pat gets a free house
>pat somehow survives with no income
>moves all willy-nilly like it's going to the store to buy milk

Already questionable

>somehow she's been 17 this whole time
>lives independently as a minor
>parents uninvolved with her life as a minor
>she's not in school as a minor (or at least I don't remember her being in school)
>uproots her living situation as a minor without problem

I've tolerated Pat for a while now but it's getting annoying. The stories are shit, the dialogue is unrealistic, and it's difficult to read. We have BDSM and Laura now who are doing great. Maybe we should move away from our current format and attempt to make this place more of a hangout rather than what it has been. The thread has had a great feel with people just chatting instead of greentexting. People are actually interacting with the posters instead of bumping. Maybe we should make it a thread to people to come and share random stories, blogpost about their families, and just hang out.
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>>34140843
I apologize, I meant to say "Who cares about her being the age of consent" in terms of her consenting to sex.
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>>34140233
Music bump, wanted to post this last night, but I was going for a more comfy vibe
https://youtu.be/hdSGSnAW95Y
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>>34140843
As someone who has stuck by Pat without questioning his stories authenticity since he first confessed to Em, this is really making me think. Sorry Pat but you need to clear a few things up for us regulars.
I don't mind if it's fiction, I'm going to read and chat anyway
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I've said she was almost 18 since the beginning, why is this suddenly a problem.

We're out at the moment, I don't have time to say much, all I'll say is I already explained most everything that's been brought up. Em graduated this year and her moving out was with the approval of our dad, just for the record. I don't think it was ever "legal" or whatever, she was just staying with a friend of a friend who turned out to be an ass.
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>>34141291
Last year*, I should say
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>>34141291
>>34141540
So she graduated at 16?

So she was gifted enough to graduate from high school at 16 and didn't go to college? With a father that's wealthy enough to hook his son up with a free house? I'm sorry Pat. I hate to tear you down like this but we need to move one. The threads have a new direction they can take and things look brighter on the other side.
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>>34141568
>>34141291
Hold the fuck up, if my time on /pol/ has taught me anything, it's to spot divide and conquer tactics. Ignore this guy Pat, we're being jewed by someone here.
Could be the critic fag coming back to try some new tactic
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Could have been 17 if her birthday is this month. I graduated at the same age.
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>>34141817
Oh that makes more sense. Last year is 2016. My bad. I still stand by my original post >>34140843 here.

Just ignore this one >>34141568
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>>34141568
Why do we gotta kill the comfy vibe and stifle each other's creativity? I agree its fun to just chat with you guys, but why not just skip the stories you're not feeling? I like Pat's stories personally. They have a cute relationship. I like reading romantic stuff too.
Also what Pat's describing is not uncommon here in glorious Burgerland. I left home at 16 and Nii-chan at 17. I dropped out though. Nii-chan went to technical school.
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>>34141817
I think he did say her birthday was this month.
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>>34141568
No? She was 17. She likes her job and wanted to stick with it and think about college later. I explained the house thing too, my dad's still paying the mortgage/bills and let's me stay here to take care of the place, otherwise I'd either be homeless or living with him and his girlfriend, and that'd just be weird.

But honestly, like I've said before, the less people think I'm real, the less people there are trying to figure out who we are and where we live, so I'm not overly bothered. And I'll say I'm fake all day long if a certain post is legit.
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>>34140806
I will do my best! But I am rather sicky atm and it makes me a tad incoherent. But I have plenty of wacky shit to tell you. I'm kind of ancient.
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>>34141868
>but why not just skip the stories you're not feeling
And that totally resolves that, thanks BDSM-chan.
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>>34141977
Thanks, take your time.
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>>34140843
>sister has been living with a roommate
>dad doesn't give a fuck about her but Pat gets a free house
>pat somehow survives with no income

i just assumed he had well off but absent parents. i lived at my parents' empty house for a couple years. my dad stopped by once in a while but otherwise, i was the only one there. my dad paid for my sister's apartment but they didn't really see each other much either. when things were bad in her life, she didn't go to him for help either.
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>>34141933
>I'll say I'm fake all day long if a certain post is legit
Whatever do you mean?
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>>34142776
I guess it means "if someone was to get too close to finding out who we are, I'd say I was fake to avoid being exposed in reality"
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>>34142913
I did get that, but
>if a certain post is legit
implies that someone has already got fairly close
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>>34143149
I'm not getting that implication
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Page 10 emergency save for imouto!
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God damn, I'm gone for a few hours and the fucking trolls return again. Oh well, onward my anal friends

I do still wish we could move over to 4+4chan
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>>34144770
That place is full of faggots and is somehow more of a honeypot than here. Also the trolls got resoundingly BTFO by our new protector: Laura.
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Guess I could give an update, the thread is kinda slow
My dad's been messing with his phone and giggling like a child, I think he's texting my mom
He's got a cute laugh, sounds like he's choking
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>>34144913
Do you feel less inclined to act "house wifey" for him since the recent developments?
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>>34144954
I guess if anything the motivation's changed, doing it more as "practice" and it's pretty calming
>>34144882
I just got kind of triggered, if anything I bit hard, I was up for an extra like, 3 hours motivated solely by anger and pettiness
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>>34145334
>I just got kind of triggered
I thought it was hilarious, you totally destroyed him. There's nothing wrong with your taste in music btw
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My Imouto moved in with her Chad-boyfriend, they've been together for 4 years now and she seems pretty happy.
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>>34144913
Who are you, Laura?

Could you give a quick synopsis about your reason in this thread? I'm new.
>>
>>34145334
Has it given you motivation to try and seek another man?
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>>34145587
Read the archives, newfag
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>>34145638
Gonna go on a quick limb and say she's probably attracted to her father. Is that right?
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>>34145389
Thanks I guess, I feel like and idiot for biting that hard though
>>34145587
>>34145638
Don't bully, I'll try and explain the odd situation as casually as I can
I had feelings for my father, but wouldn't even think about it, and at the same time might actually be getting back with my mother
>>34145593
Yea, I'm not over my feelings, but realistically I know I have to move on

I should get back to watching the game, I picked Seahawks and it's not going too well, I'll be back every now and then I guess
>>
>>34144333
Woot animu is this from c
Origy
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>>34145865
Surely you can't be originally serious?
>>
>>34146287
Am new-oldfag (lurking for awhile) pls I need comfy imouto animu
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>>34146506
It's Oreimo lad
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My imouto is sleeping
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>>34147400
dubs says that you should wake her up with a kiss.
>>
My last bump for the night.
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>>34147863
Methinks my mom wouldn't appreciate it since she sleeps right next to her
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>>34148465
He didn't say where to kiss her perv
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My parents told me to text my now ex-girlfriend it's over. She blew up my phone over the last few days, some of it asking for forgiveness, other parts insults and anger.

So I texted her and told her that it's over and that I can't see her again. She told me the only reason she dated me was because she thought I was hot. She said my ass was the only thing about me that is worth anything and that she only liked me because I remind her of may marmalade. She said I was stupid and embarassing to be around and that I waste everyone's time trying to talk.

My parents took my phone back. I'll probably get a new number and maybe a new phone all together. It happened a while ago, I'm just struggling. I just wanted to share because I probably won't post for a while. I don't feel good.

At least that girl is cute though
>>
Dying of influenza bump. One time one of Nii-chan's friends said we remind him of an episode of one of those weird TV shows where weird people talk about weird shit they do he saw once. Specifically a set of twins that were inseparable. We watched it on YouTube (we don't believe in cable) and we thought it was super romantic so we started emulating a few things. For example we both only eat the same things. Cayenne flavoured noodles are harsh when you're sick but I am too neurotic to stop.
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>>34148753
She's got the crazy eyes
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>>34148800
....Your nuts. Kill your throat going in, kill your asshole coming out

then you won't enjoy the buttsecks
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>>34148753
She sounds like a dumb cunt. We like your personality and we (or at least I) haven't even seen you so she can fuck right off with that shit. I'm glad you're out of that situation. If they hit you once they are pretty much guaranteed to do it again.
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>>34148753
Oh Lucy, take as much time as you need. Remember we're all rooting for you and would love to talk whenever feel like returning.
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>>34148960
You know I'd need to ask this:. What would you do if nii-chan hut you. And not a punishment or sexual way
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>>34148753
>She told me the only reason she dated me was because she thought I was hot
Fucking called it

Don't listen to her, she was using you and she's angry that she can't anymore. Please don't stop posting here, we like talking with you and it's good for your mental health to talk about what you're feeling. If you really don't want to post anymore, at least talk with someone about your thoughts and feelings, like your sister or other family, or even a diary.
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>>34148753
I'm sorry that I didn't voice my concerns on this more Lucy.
I really hope you'll feel better in the next few days. Just know that I solely adore you because of how innocent, kind and thoughtful you are.
We'll always be here to help you should you want it.
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>>34148753
It's understandable if you need some time, but we're here if you need us
She sounds like a complete asshole, if half of what she was saying was angry insults it shows she wasn't sincere, fuck her
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>>34149028
If my only other "relationship" is any indication I'd stay with him tbqh, senpai. I am unhealthy attached and I give a fuck about very little at this point in my life.
Thankfully Nii-chan would never hurt me out of anger. He does put a hand over my mouth to shut me up and he does spank me when I am bad but he'd never abuse me.
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>>34149235
>he does put a hand over my mouth to shut me up and he does spank me when I am bad
Greentext fucking where
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>>34148753
What a fucking bitch, she didn't deserve you anyway. Take all the time you need to feel better, Lucy, when ever you need a place to talk everyone is here for you.

>>34149235
>He does put a hand over my mouth to shut me up and he does spank me when I am bad but he'd never abuse me
Fucking hot.
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>>34148753
Good that you're not with her, she used you and was just angry and abusive, you deserve much better, and I mean it
You're sweet, genuine, and cute
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>>34149863
>>34149863
>>34149863

A new thread appears! Come on over
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>>34149896
not at the bump limit yet
>>
bumpu limitto
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>>34149896
That thread is being spammed, wait for the bump limit to be hit.
>>
imouto for 500
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Your imouto needs your love NOW!
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Imouto love is pure love!
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Imoutos are for sweet loving!
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imoutos are niggers
>>
We will be back. And in greater numbers
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>>34150169
Only if you're one yourself
>>
500th imputing bump
Original
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>>34149452
Hmm this is kind of hard to greentext because its sort of a reoccurring theme. Lately he's been on a "I'm going to whip you with an electrical cord every time you self deprecate." kick. The last time he turned me over his knee status went a little something like this:

> Be me a week or so ago. Nii-chan is busy working. We need something from the corner store. I inform him.
> "I'm busy."
> "I am capable of fetching it myself you know. The noodles are already on to boil."
>Glares at me annoyed. "I already said no."
> "Why, you kook? Dinner will be ruined."
> "You're grounded."
> "Grounded? For what?"
> "Goddamnit, Anon. Stop talking back."
> "You can't ground me I'm almost 30."
> "Okay." he says taking off his belt. Whoops. Shouldn't have said can't.
>Grabs me by the wrist and yanks me into his lap and begins laying leather into assmeats. His erection is stabbing my stomach. I am yelping in pleasure and pain.
> He grabs me by the hair and drags me to our bed. Shoves me down and orders my ass as high in the air as I can get it.
> Gives my ass a few more stripes before forcing my legs apart.
> Gives my pussy a few lashes for good measure.
> "You made a mess on my good belt." he says licking the moisture off.
> Neither of us can take anymore. Fuck frantic and rough.
> Dinner fucking ruined
>Still grounded
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