>you want to lose your virginity right anon? >just stick

sex is sacred

>>34041375
Can't find one otherwise I would
Lost virginity to a boy havent done it since

>>34041375
>why don't you do something that you find disgusting that could give you AIDS

>>34041433
>implying you can get aids from someone wh's clean

>>34041375
Because I'm not a fag and you have to go back >>>/lgbt/

Because a guy online already offered me to fuck him, but I fear I would disappoint him and other things, so I didn't

at this point i wouldn't mind fucking a hairless twink asshole

>>34041375
Kill yourself, fagarino.

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>>34041586
What's the problem, dont you like butt?

>>34041375
>>34041793
I wish I had a dick so I could fuck boys.

You know, I don't really understand. I don't consider myself gay in the slightest, like I think actual masculine guys are gross, but the idea of fucking a bitch male sissy is an extreme turn on to me. I have an 8 1/2 inch dick and the idea that a boy would want to make himself girly and get fucked against their natural sexual inclinations is pretty hot.

Greeks only considered men who bottomed as fags.

>>34041375
Because they still have a manly voice, and manly face and a manly body.

>>34041946
>I'm not gay
>fucking males turns me on

You're plain retarded

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>>34042009
They voice maybe, but everything else varies

>>34042092
who's that qt? origanu

>>34041890
Fuck off you mentally ill piece of shit, boys are too pure for your kind

>tfw lose virginity getting topped by a qt mtf

No better feel, fampai.

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>>34042970
>too pure
>already fucked twinks and traps

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>Be talking to female friend on skype
>She invites some literal faggot
>Chat with them for a while
>Get added by him afterwards
>Chat for like a week or so
>He asks if I want to see a pic of him
>Sure, why not
>tfw he send a pic of himself naked on the kitchen floor with his dick poking out
He blocked me when I said I wasn't into that sort of stuff.
I also checked with the female friend, it was a legit pic of him.

>>34043530
>he asks if I want to see a pic of him
>Sure, why not
fag

>>34041375
I'd rather

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>tfw bisexual


Though I'd probably be called a faggot or whatever the gay version of faggot is if I ever told anyone. Gays tend to not like bi people, fear of cheating or something.

>>34043530
She probably told him you were a fag mate

>>34043530

>being such a fucking beta that a female automatically assumes you're into cock

migh be time to end it bro

can someone literally tell me how to find passable traps

I haven't looked that hard, only craigslist, and they're all fat 40 year old busted dudes wearing stockings and bad wigs

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>>34043673
Trap here, actually prefer bisexual guys. Gay guys don't like us and straight guys are scared of us not being 10/10 replicas of females i.e having male interests

>>34043752
Just don't do that. There are a lot of stories here how this is a terrible choice. Don't fall for the trap meme

>>34043792

so , long story short, I have a long term boyfriend (reeeeee get off my board fag normie etc), but have always had the occasional itch for women

BF understand and lets me dabble (long as I use protection)

This is just something I feel like I need to get done,

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>>34043692
>>34043716
At least I can attract males.

My first time has to be with a girl. After that, doesn't really matter.

>>34041375
>>It feels just like a girls, I promise

No. No it doesn't.

>>34043788
also trap, i prefer bisexual guys for the same reasons
it's also a lot more comfortable feeling like you can just be yourself instead of worrying about passing 100% of the time

>>34043530
I'm surprised she didn't block you too for being so rude.

>>34043871
what's the difference desu?

>>34043845

>attract a fag

Cheers for looking at the bright side of things (uncommon trait on r9k), but attracting a thirsty fag requires a pulse and a cock,

>>34043673
I'm also bisexual, but I tend to keep a lid on it. Some of my closer friends know, but I'm not exactly proclaiming it to the world. My friends know that I pretty much would fuck anything and that I enjoy being fucked too. Masc men, fem men, sub women, domme women, traps, I love them all.

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>>34043788
Am I still bisexual if I'm only attracted to traps and women and not male-appearing individuals?

>tfw no trap boiwife
>ywn kiss their balls and slide your tongue down that boipucci

; _;

>>34043906
>>34043788

so.....where would I find people like you on the interwebs

>>34043962
Girlpucci is tight at the entrance and throughout, whereas boipucci is tight at the entrance but super loose after that.

>>34044021
/r9k/, dummy
there's two of us right here

Do traps really like other traps, or is that really just a meme?

>>34043966
Bi people are basically the robots of sexuality. Shat on by both gays and straights, especially if you're a dude. But I never felt the need to "come out" because IMO you'd have to be a shallow ass person to make your sexuality encompass every little bit about you. Now it's just a need to know basis.

>>34044029

What's the difference in how it feels? Does one feel better?

>>34044002
look up the kinsey scale, you're somewhat bisexual

>>34044038

Traps on r9k don't want to meet irl though.

>>34041375
Because I want to be on the receiving end but I'm too shy.

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>>34041890
Wear a strap on or fuck them with a dildo, retard. That's what I do.

>>34044093
probably because most are dysphoric and socially anxious about their appearance/voice

talk to one long enough, establish yourself as not caring about those things, flatter them, and maybe you'll get lucky
make a trap feel girly and she'll love you

or you could just be chad

>>34041375
>those threads where the OP image is a guys naked bent over ass

This fuckery should be a mandatory 30 day ban.

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>>34043788
>draw females
>put penis on them
>call them male, traps
lmao

>>34044189

How do I do that on an anonymous image board

>>34044189
>make a trap feel girly and she'll love you
This is so true! I wish I had someone to do this for me :(

>>34044189
>make a trap feel girly and she'll love you

that's pathetic

>>34044211
Ask for the trap's contact info and go from there.

>>34044211
use the anonymous image board to establish outside contact
maybe something like skype or steam
but if you have to ask you're probably too much of a sperg anyways
work on your social skills and appearance, traps tend to be easier than women but they still have standards

>>34044265
pathetic, but true

>>34044098
Where are you from, I'm sure there are plenty of robots here who would pound you

>>34044189
>make a trap feel girly and she'll love you

But how do I do that

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>>34044194
Welcome to the future anon,deal with it.
It's 2017

>>34044319
treat her like a real girl
most traps are so starved for that kind of attention that they'll fall for anyone who gives it to them
make her feel cute and feminine

>>34044194
It's subversive as fuck. With enough exposure, you can become attracted to it.

>tfw you will never take a trap out on dates and fool everyone into thinking she's a real girl
>tfw you will never make out with a trap in your car
>tfw you will never make a trap moan as you take her virginity
>tfw you will never fall asleep with her in your arms
>tfw you'll die alone instead

>>34044354
> make her feel cute and feminine
Thats all I hope to be, I think I would totally fall for someone who did that to me.

>>34044194
fucking /b/reeder piece of shit get off out board
>>>/b/

>>34044319
side note, treating her like a real girl also includes sexually
be dominant, and don't make her use her penis for anything unless she wants to

hell where even you can find qt traps ?
All i ever saw are either extremely cherry-picked or ridiculously ugly

Where can one find a transgender girlfriend?

I would love to get the chance to make a qt transgirl happy.

It seems like traps are the perfect partner for a robot.

>>34044281

But how do I even get to that point. Oh god I'm autistic af nevermind.

>>34044396
>trap
>virginity

top kek

good luck with that anon

>>34044441

When a poster says they're a trap ask for skype or steam info or whatever.

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>>34044189
Other trap, I'm not dysphoric but I guess I am a extremely shy and spergy but I'd still meet a robot as long as they were nerdy and had cool hobbies/interests and weren't normalfaggish
You do know traps aren't transgenders right? We don't really need the whole coddling tranny routine thing, I actually really prefer when guys just treat me like a cute (male) and we share autistic hobbies together and bond.
>or you could just be chad
Why the fuck would a robot beta male trap like myself come to r9k if I wanted a Chad? I come here to AVOID normalfags anon...jeez! Think of traps before we turned into traps, what do you imagine us like? Totally normal guys or stacey tier trannies? We're just beta males that were shy in the back of class wishing we could dress cute and be ourselves without getting judged...I'm not a status obsessed bitch, I just like playing vidya and having lame nerdy hobbies and maybe a couple handful of real close friends

>>34044354
>>34044319
>>34044284
No. Read above my dudes

>>34044426
This board is a good place to start honestly.

>>34044412
>her penis

baka

>Why haven't your robots just fucked a guy yet?

I'm not attracted to mental illness.

>>34044459
If you aren't on HRT with qt little hormone titties that are super sensitive, get the FUCK out of my face.

>>34044421
most traps are not as qt as portrayed here
qt traps are pretty rare, but you may find one with enough searching

>>34044426
there are several neet/autist traps here on /r9k/
maybe try lurking /mtfg/ on /lgbt/ as well, but they're mostly normies and will not like you for being a chaser

can confirm, robot traps are the perfect partners for bisexual robot guys

t. robot trap in relationship with robot guy

>>34044459
i was referring to mtf transgenders when i said traps

>>34044403

Around me you'd forget you were even a trap.

>>34044459
being estrogen based humans, most mtfs would love to be fucked by chad, that's why i mentioned that

>>34041559
you disappoint him by not fucking

>>34044063
That's pretty much how I see it. I don't even really tell the person I'm with that I'm bi necessarily. Like if I'm chatting up a girl I won't tell her I've sucked cock and been fucked. Alternatively I don't tell men I love eating pussy. Unless it's part of the fun. If they're into domination or something then yeah I'll play along.

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Wanting to fuck this does not make u gay

>>34044459

You sound cute anon. What state are you in?

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>threads about boys
>degenerate freaks come in and start discussing their trap/tranny filth
EVERY.FUCKING.TIME

I really wish having a cute voice wasn't such a big deal for me because I'm down for everything else, penis, andro features, etc
I love the thought of making a trap squeal like a girl

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>>34044611
cheska sucks on that trap's penis every day and claims herself to be a fag, so it is actually gay

>>34044048
i'm a twink and i prefer other twinks/traps to normal guys. I mean i like them all, but i'm more picky about the latter.

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>>34044652
Missouri
original comment

>>34044699
man, that's quite a good succ

she sucked out every last bit and gave it a loving kiss at the end

>>34044693

>making a trap squeal like a girl

I like this idea too anon. That's part of the appeal of traps to me, I like the idea of finding a shy trap with low self-esteem and helping her live out her feminine side by treating her like a girl and being her man.

Tbh though most traps I've met are kind of slutty and don't seem like they'd want a relationship, so I've never tried.

>>34044038

Despite my presence on 4chins, Id like to meet said traps for 'coffee' and such instead of endless online blue balling

Do traps use Tinder? I've heard they do. What's the likelihood of meeting one on there?

>>34044843
plenty of traps want long term relationships

>>34044937
low, and tinder is all normies anyways
if you want a qt robot trap gf you're going to have to find her on the kind of places robots hang out

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How come there are no traps anywhere in Europe, especially none in Switzerland?

>>34044843
My low self-esteem is what caused me to start crossdressing and wanting to please men. Now I fantasize about being a housewife...

>>34041375
FUCKING DIE YOU FAG STOP SHITTING UP R9K STOP STOP STOP I WANT TO FUCKING DIE GO AWAY GOOOOOOO

i just wanna pound some dude ass
no homo

I really want to be a trap, but I'm afraid of permanent changes. I love feeling like a girl, and making myself girly, and am bisexual, so I love cock too, but I'm afraid to take the next step and starting hrt.

>>34044974

That's so hard to do though anon. There was actually this one trap I used to flirt back and forth with a lot but we didn't live in the same state. No traps live around me :/

>>34045073
JUST DO IT
POST YOUR ASS

>>34044611
ANON
GIVE SAUCE
NOW


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34045042

Have you ever dated a guy before anon?

>>34045138
No, but I'd like to. It makes me want to cry when I admit this, but I'd even wear a cage if he wanted me to.

>>34045013
a few eurotraps hang out in /mtfg/

>>34045078
traps are rare to begin with
robot traps who use the internet are even rarer
it's not surprising
check the /mtfg/ zeemap, it's posted at the top of every thread

>>34045042
i also fantasize about being a housewife

>>34045073
want to talk? i can help you figure out if you're really trans if give me some external contact

Wow I know r9k was gay, but I didn't realize it was this gay

>>34045159

Why does it make you want to cry anon?

>>34045208
Because it's pathetic and I should be wanting to fuck women instead of assuming their role.

>tfw no bubble butt trap gf to bury my face in her ass

>>34045178
>falling for gay meme

>>34045168
>.< I might want to talk discord amanda#5441

>>34045228

You're not pathetic anon, I think you sound cute. You just need a guy who can make you feel valued for your femininity.

>tfw haven't sucked trap cawk since last year

I am literally addicted, lads.

>>34045168
You there? :3

>>34045478
I wish a guy could teach me to be more masculine, but if one could love me as a woman then I'd be happy to.

>>34045168
:( Just when I thought there might be someone to help me

>>34045568

Are you attracted to men anon or both?

>>34045626
xaxaxaxa i just shitposted you
also wtf she is real just go for her guys.
Seriously you can't be this omega

>>34045674
I like both. Don't think women really like me all that much though.

>>34045480

Oddly enough

I want to fuck a trap, but have no interest in the cock except knowing its there

>>34041946
> I don't consider myself gay
>the idea of fucking a bitch male sissy is an extreme turn on to me

My favourite part about these threads is the closet homos who can't admit they are full blown homosexuals.

>>34045721

I'm getting the feeling you're having trouble being a man around women, but that you'd prefer to be a man over being a housewife with a bf. Does that sound like you?

>no trap gf to rub dicks together with

>>34045961
Yeah if I could I'd be a normal guy with a girl. Is that bad? Guess it means I should stop crossdressing.

>>34045985

When I(trans) did this with other transgirls it wasnt fun. For some reason doing it with my fwb guy is a lot hotter.

>>34045994

Well anon, I'd just encourage you not to pursue the trap route because it sounds like you're a lonely guy who fantasizes about getting attention by being a trap. Also dressing up as a girl probably isn't helping your confidence, but if you want to that's your choice to make.

If you like women you should keep trying. I know it's hard but there's someone out there for you, even it feels hopeless sometimes. Don't be a trap if its just because you feel like you can't get a gf. Good luck anon.

>>34046094

>tfw my trans fwb only lets me suck her dick and nothing else

A-at least she lets me swallow her load.

; _;

>>34044242
ill do it for you anon!
oreimo

>>34046125
>and nothing else

Do i know you? NY?

Also if not then just try to smooth talk her into anal. AND GET LUBE cuz she probably never tried it before and needs it.

>>34046203

No we don't know each other.

Well, she topped me once so she could take my virginity but she never did it again.

I'm trans too and I don't think she's attracted to me because she doesn't ever wanna do anything to me and she doesn't even let me suck her dick anymore.

Oh well. It was nice while it lasted. :(

>>34045626
so sorry, i went to eat
let me add you
i don't have a mic though

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>>34046125
that's really gay anon, don't they return the favour?

>>34046252
Thats fine I just use it for text anyway

>>34046258

No. She pretty much just treats me as her blowjob slave.

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>>34041375
>delicious boipucci
>would fuck

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>>34041375
Because that is homosexual anon
>but muh feminine
doesn't matter that's a dude you're fucking, you're only fooling yourself by saying it's not gay

>>34046404

>literally fettered by archaic concepts of sexuality

You're a pleb.

>>34044319
Calling him beautiful
Spending time with him
Sending him memes
Taking him out on dates
Generally sweeping him off his feet

>tfw NEVER EVER

>>34046423
>so self deluded that cannot realize basic sexual preferences anymore

Too much Tumblr for you, nothing wrong with being gay but know your facts

>>34046250

Anon this sounds like a terrible situation, if I was your fwb I'd actually make sure you enjoyed it too. Find someone else unless you like being used.

>>34046404
The Greeks and Romans did it. You're not better than them.

>>34041375
If I magically appeared in their room and could pop it in with no hitches afterwards? Sure, give it a go.
Otherwise, not anything I'd persue.

>>34046404
And? What's wrong with it being gay? As long as you both enjoy it, that's all that matters

>>34046258
I watched a video of you losing your mind having your toes licked.

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>>34046301
o-oh wow that sounds terrible

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>>34046451
Maybe not but neither am i gay
faggots are so basic it is hilarious, it is not your divine purpose to spread homosexuality
some people are straight not because society forces them to but because they do not find other men sexually attractive, is the concept so hard for your cock addled brain to understand?


>>34046471
Nothing apart from the fact that i do not belong to the group and don't find men sexually attractive

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>tfw there's a guy wanting to suck my dick and give me his boipussy for free
>tfw he's too ugly so i don't bother

I"m kinda tired of guys desu, i want some cute girl

>>34041496
>fags
>clean

>>34044692
Trannies ruin everything.

>>34046549
>don't find men sexually attractive
Then there you go, don't have sex with men.

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>>34044154
>tfw I'm trans and look kinda cute in the right light but my body is thicc and big, manshoulders, and not at all twinky, so dom female chasers don't really desire it since they're all closet pedos
>stuck with just sub female chasers
Fuck my shit up senpai.

>>34046599

Is that true about female doms? Why? That's kind of disturbing anon.

>>34046598
>Why haven't you fucked a guy yet?
>Because that's homosexual
Well there you go, if you had fucking read you might've actually gotten the point without having me to spell it out for you

>>34046624
I dunno I'm just shitposting, but so far 3 of the dominant female chasers I've met have wanted slim, neotenous boys/trannies and admitted some pedo tendencies.

Dom men are a lot more willing to put up with some big ass oversized mamacita shoulders.

Otherwise all the women who have been into me are fucking subs and want me to be their futadom. God damnit.

>>34046599
Fine by me, discord?

>>34046599
kys tranny

oregano

>>34043530
Gimme his skype name, I'll chat with him

>>34046496
Link? I wanna see this.

>>34047140
idk how to find it again

never seen someone react like that from having her toes sucked though

she was writing around and looked like she was going to cum

>>34041375
>never see any boys irl that I find cute
>see plenty online
I don't get it, am I just weird?

>>34041890
live vicariously through my dick while I fuck you

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>>34046496
>>34047245
uhh, i'm not into that stuff, i swear!

>>34044699
That is cheskas bf?

Dicks don't look similar at all

Trannies , """""traps""""" and people who like them need to be shot

>>34041375
>present my ass to oneitis
>he ignores me and continues to practice his speed run on an old obscure GameCube game

On one hand I'm glad he's a based guy but on the other I'm fucking horny

>>34044189
I want to find a trap in public that looks femenine and has a weird cross gender voice so i can pound HER boipucci

>>34046928
ashen#4808

Man I wish I had a cute bf to fuck my tight boipussy and make me feel cute

>>34047982
I volunteer, where you at?

>>34047731

Iktf, anon. I get turned down all the time by my oneitis.

Does anyone have one of those trap workout guides?

>>34048054
NY you?

Oregano

>>34047982
>>34048092
How tall are you? I'm in the northeast, just over the border in Mapletown

>>34048092
Yurop, sadly.
I will never get a qt.

>>34048110
I'm 5'7 but hopefully shorter is better for traps right?

>>34048092
NYC, or upstate?

Oh wait you said cute bf I'm not cute wtf.

>>34048134
I'm a few hairs short of 6', so you sound small and cute to me. Are you in one of those middle-of-nowhere NY towns?

>>34048177
I'm closer to Albany, around there.

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>>34045385
De que provincia eres anon?

Boy butt looks so much better than woman ass seriously

>>34048212
Are you aiming to get your dick lopped off eventually, or are you happy enough being a cuteboi?

>>34048279
I don't want to transition, just be cute

>>34048305
Based cutie. How old are you anyways? I'm 22

>>34048279

Getting dick lopped off senpai.

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>>34043788

>another deranged attention starved dude posting anime pictures in some vain roleplaying self-deception that he somehow resembles that idealized cuteness

kakakaka
sage.

>>34048353
Don't do it son

>>34048092
NYC here and I am cute, so give me them letters, girl.

>>34048347
I'm 20

Oregano

>>34048375

Why? I dont want this meat between my legs.

>>34048396
Thymestamp plis

>>34048390

NYC here too, wanna be transbian fwbs?

>>34041375
>>>/lgbt/
Disregard this thread OP is a massive trapfag

>>34048403
You'll just be replacing it with a different kind of meat, one that barely-functions and will eventually fill you with so much regret and self-loathing that you'll kill yourself

>>34048430

>tfw no transbian fwb

These feels are heart wrenching. ; _;

>>34048441
>Watch it, Negan

>>34048430
I'm not trans. I'm just like most of the fellows here, deeply invested in having a trap wife with whom to share my eventually vast fortune.

>>34048446
>fill you with so much regret

Not like i already regret being born.

So whats so bad about getting it chopped off again?

>>34048446
>will eventually fill you with so much regret and self-loathing that you'll kill yourself
Why does everyone say this? Is it because of that bullshit opinion piece by the guy from John Hopkins? I've only read one instance where someone regreted it.

>>34048493


Where in NYC?

>>34048396
How do you feel about faceless old fat men?

>>34048446

a passable trap is a valuable commodity

a 'woman' with whatever the fuck that inverted skin pouch thing they create is just a worse roastie

>>34044339
>>34044405

>Vast majority of 4chan is straight(inb4 memes)
>Majority of that majority don't want to be slapped in the face with gay porn on a nonporn board
>Hehe it's 2017 tho Fuck you for being even slightly normal I'll post gay porn, gay/trans discussion, and gay hook ups everywhere but where they belong!

IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER IF YOU IDENTIFY AS ROBOTS POST THIS SHIT WHERE IT BELONGS

>>34048518
Astoria in Queens.

>>34048500
>>34048503
Suicide rates
>inb4 it's all society's fault
No, it's just that horrendous 40yo trannies know they're going to die alone because they turned themselves into pseudo-women that nobody wants. See >>34048537

>>34048599
>pseudo-women that nobody wants

If anything transwomen who dont get SRS are socially ostracized. So anymore things to say b4 i get it chopped off?

>>34048683
Yeah, one more thing. I won't say I told you so

>>34048709
>I won't say I told you so

About what?

>>34048642
>Hurr my only reason to post this faggotry in /r9k/ is autism but I can't admit that
>I know I'll just rant about my sexual perversions and imply anyone who has a problem is a faggot in denial!

>>>/lgbt/
>>>/hm/
>>>/cm/
>>>/soc/
>>>/b/

You have 5 boards to post your faggotry in, all robots have is /r9k/, fucking leave.

>>34048730
About what a horrible decision you're making

>>34048762
i'm a robot so i'm staying, i love these threads. thanks though

>>34044154
I wish I could be that qt, no goal is better than this

>tfw r9k's convinced me women are horrible
>tfw they're still pretty
>tfw I enjoy dick shaped objects
>tfw traps are the perfect solution and I don't mind it's gay
>tfw ausfag
>tfw there are no qt traps at all
>implying I could ever get one to love me anyway
it hurts

>>34041375
o-okay, here i go!
*sticks benis in boigina*

>tfw brown trap
>everyone wants white or asian traps

;-;

Are there any traps who would be willing to enter into a relationship with a 30 year old KV robot? I'm really just look for a feminine partner to share life with. Preferably someone who likes very girly clothes and heels.

I have a job, so you could be a housewife and play vidya if you wanted to.

>>34050549
What kinda brown

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KILL YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS YOU RUINED THIS BOARD

WE LET YOU DEGERNATE FUCKS GET MARRIED AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY US?

FUCK OFF

GO TO /LGBT/ OR /B/

STOP POSTING PORN

>>34050665

the bean variety

>>34050776
Are you a light roast, at least?

>>34050852

yeah fairly lightskinned

It's just as much effort finding a dude
plus I don't know if I'm about kissing another dude
more there for his ass & giving/receiving oral
>got kinda chubby typing this
maybe the key is alcohol or drugs

I'm hoping this cl couple is actually down to hook up

>>34050868
Could be a lot worse, anon

>>34050930

It's a really lonely existence, desu.

>>34050988
If you're in a country full of brown people you should be somewhat valued on the dating market

>>34047363
Any chance I could get a vocaroo? Every time I tried to ask before, the threads kepts 404ing.

>>34051028

In the us and

>somewhat valued on the dating market

Couldn't be further from the truth

>>34051080
Do you think it's because of your race, or are you actually just hideous?

>>34051169

Probably both.

I'm not hideous, just a little boyish and clocky.

I'm really small and have a good body.

I guess that makes me a butterface.

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>>34051077
yeah but it can't be too weird and shit
also i'm playin vidya anon

>>34051206
H-how small? Skinny too?
>clocky
what did he mean by this

>>34051254
>it can't be too weird and shit
Well, what's even the point then?

>>34051206
Not him, but
>halfblack
>No semi-self-respecting white cuteboy would want anything non-white

Are you anywhere near NY or Florida?

>>34046599
>tfw no perverted chubby robot girl violating my delicate tranny ass

fugg

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>>34051325
well i've done a ton of weird ones for you, and its embarrassing to say the gruesome ones

>>34041375
Because attractive femboys want chad.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, thats just the way it works.

>>34051331
That's not true, we just don't want anything that's black.

tfw no qt bf to play vidya with or wear the cute dresses he buys you.

>>34051331
come to toronto lets have dirty nasty fun

>>34051331

Closer to Florida

>>34051414
How is it embarrassing? Are there people listening in your house? It's not like anyone on 4chan knows your true identity, despite the fact there's several nude photos of you floating around here.

>>34051601
its embarassing to produce some of the phrases like the ones about cutting and benis. i like my benis a lot and it makes me cringe y'know

>>34051712
Yeah, but isn't the entire reason you tripfag to do awkward lewd shit that makes a bunch of nerds masturbate over you?

>>34051712
when are you camming again I wanna bust nuts

>>34051712
>i like my benis a lot

you're not a real tranny then

>>34051712
Holy shit, are you the Asian trap with glasses? You're really cute.

>>34051754
naw i tripfag so its easier to filter/stalk my posts
my pleasure comes later

>>34051799
i'm on vacation this week still anon, i'm enjoying it still

>>34051815
i never really said i was, i'm a boy/man/dude/bro and i say that all the time


>>34051858
yes i'm asian and i wear glasses, also t-thanks

>>34051886
I've never seen you before. Which porn video of you would you recommend?

>>34051886
Well, I'm going to just leave my fucked up vocaroo request here and hope something cums of it.

"Of course mommy had a good reason for circumcising you. Since I had to change your dirty diapers and bathe you every day, it's only fair that I could get a laugh out of it. Seeing your tiny, foreskin-less penis always brightened up my day, no matter how much of a mess I had to clean off you. I was allowed to have the tip of your peepee cut off with absolutely no consequences. How could I not giggle every time I saw your weenie?"

>>34041375
Cuz I ain't fukin gey.

>>34051922
See >>34044699

>>34051943
You should probably kill yourself.

Any Texas traps? Original commento

>>34051484
>>34051512
>>34051550
Thanks I guess anons

>>34052068
That video looks nice but it's way too short. I wish I was the stud in that video getting his dick sucked.

>>34052068
>You should probably kill yourself.
I should definitely kill myself. The thing is, people don't always do what we're supposed to.

>>34051886
>i'm on vacation this week still anon, i'm enjoying it still
well cum lots for me

also this your partner?
>>34044611

>>34052144
>stud

lol

>tfw no boi butt to munch on

Why have you forsaken me, god?

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>>34041375
Because I can't find any traps, and I'm not interested in actual men

>>34041375
finding a cute twink that doesnt smell like BO and piss is harder than you think

>>34051886
Okay fine, I get my shit is pretty extreme. Could you at least say this please?

"Come suck on mommy's penis and eat up all her cummies like a good boy."

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>>34052823
https://clyp.it/j5idueoe

>>34053026
Good Lord are you a trap?

>>34053026
You sound like a chick

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>>34053026
Yes, thank you so much. I really do appreciate you playing along with my fucked up fetishes.

>>34053160
If your a trap do you have a kik?

>>34053061
yes

>>34053135
welp, nothin i can do bout that anon

>>34053160
no problem, its just that the other one you wanted had too many things i wasn't into

A very very very very original bump

>>34053402
You gotta kik honey?

>>34053402
What kind of things are you into? What's something that would get you super into the recording and nearly make you blow your load just from saying it or knowing that someone was masturbating to it? Could you offer me one more recording, something of your choice?

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any hairless twinks/gayfags in western PA want to defrock a 24y/o virgin?

>>34052399
When you say trap or you talking about trannys or just qt guys?
I honestly can't even tell the difference anymore with the way people use them interchangeably now

I'm making a trap game on twine, and the main character is an insecure beta. I've finished the intro, but I'm still trying to decide who will be the catalyst/corruptor towards the PC.

This will be the one who makes them crossdress, bullies them into gay acts, etc. Right now I'm thinking of a Chad type guy from the PC's school, or an anonymous online person who is likely a fat old guy. What do you guys think?

>>34053801
Sounds hot

Oregano

>>34053540
Trap: lures you in by looking cute and feminine, then you discover there was benis under her skirt
Tranny: wants and tries to become an actual girl, fails, becomes a lonely bitter old monster, sudoku

>>34053540
Traps used to just be crossdressers, who didn't want to be girls, tricking people, now trannies use it because they don't like using tranny for some reason

But I meant either I'd fuck a cute tranny/trap/femboy if I could find one but I've never been able to find any in my area

>>34041375
Because I have sexual anxiety on general.

>>34054207
So basically you'd have no problem fucking a guy then

>>34048574
Kew Gardens here fuckboi.

>>34054309
>So basically you'd have no problem fucking a guy then
If they're cute and look more like a girl than guy the no, if they're manly have body or facial hair then yes

>>34054356
So like I said you'd fuck a guy...
Not sure on why you're so anal about detailing it, if I asked you if you'd fuck a girl youd just say yes. Not give me a specific type, hair color etc or what specifications you'd fuck

>>34054432
That's not super specific specifications, it's the equivalent of saying I wouldn't fuck an obese girl. What sort of response are you looking for anon or are are you just shitposting?

>>34054489
No response I've already gotten my answer.
You'd fuck a guy. That's it

>>34054501
ok, do you feel better about yourself now?

>>34054516
I do actually, thanks for asking

>>34041946

claire green has already declared you types as gayasses. just get over it.

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Who really cares. Gay/Straight/Bi w/e
If there's a qt butt in front of me that gets my dick hard, I'm going to want to stick my penis in it. Simple

>>34041375
There are no qts in Massachusetts, or I would.

>>34053402
d-do you have any pics from before you started hrt?

>>34044339
Just because you like shit on your dick doesn't mean the rest of us like it. Fag.

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>totally gay non-trap thread
>trap fags come and shit it the fuck up

What the fuck can you guys stop. Even fucking non-prisongay/bi people can't have their own shit anymore without you fags fucking it up. shit anymore.

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>>34054705
You have a crazy high sex drive, cool dude, everyone does, but you also don't have personal standards and are prison gay.

>>34053402
>tripfag tranny
DOUBLE THE CANCER off yourself you mentally disabled fat fucl

>>34053426
>no replies
stop enabling fucker

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>>34055478
>>34055513
Hmmmmm buddy you doing alright there?

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>>34055513
>prison gay.
Fuck off with your meme term
Just call it bi-sexual

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>>34046599
>t h i c c trap
muh diq

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>>34055553
I'm just a little bit upset as always with the gay/bi side of 4chan
>>34055573
Wanting to only fuck fems because you're a 29 year old virgin doesn't make you bi or gay, it makes you desperate.

I realized I was mostly gay when I was like 11. If you realized you were gay after puberty, you're a fucking straight fag blow yourself.

>>34041375
Gonna be honest OP. Lost my virginity to a guy and about a year later I was able to get inside a girl. If you're being vague yes is the same principal feeling. But it's the little differences that ruin your point. A guy is tight and wet and get it done. But girls are smoother wetter slicker. Best advice is just to find a girl who has a lower self esteem than you and capitalize. Regret is a small price to pay for poon.

>>34055573
Who dis

>>34055602
>flankflustered faggot screeching about his dad molesting him when he was 11
>thinks this somehow makes him superior
Wow you should probably leave before you embarrass yourself further

>tfw attractive passing Trans girl
>tfw loving long term relationship with girl
>tfw just want a bf to be comfy with

>>34041375
I have phimosis, if I put my willy in your bum that's gonna be painful for both of us

I've never got it fixed because, what's the fucking point?

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>>34055695
Holy shit you're funny.
>I'm not actually into guys, I'm just desperate
>Tfw no bf because I can't get a gf

Deluding yourself family. If you wouldn't fuck christian bale you aren't gay sorry dude. It's the ultimate test. You're just too ugly and too beta to get with a girl and you're a sick fetishist so you've deluded yourself into wanting to fuck a "guy" or a "trap" because you think we have lower standards. No we don't. Bet you're a fat pimply fuck with no hygeine who plays eastern developed games.

Also
>thinking his dad molesting him when he was 11 makes him superior
I don't even have a dad dude lol, that's the funny part. I lived with like 5 dudes and 6 girls with a "grandparent" my entire life.

>>34044281
Can I have your contact info?

>>34046579
Man, fags have it down to a science, you'll only find shit if the guy legit don't care, so just get on with someone who does.

>>34055805
>fat
160lbs 5'11" king of manlets
>pimply
Perfect skin
>no hygiene
You got me, I haven't showered today.
You're a fucking basketcase my dude, sounds like your weird Manson-tier commune upbringing has something to do with that. Nobody wants your disgusting hairy ass, you can't even afford to have standards, and that's probably why you're so bitter about the lack of attention from guys. You are pretty much the living example of why suicide is sometimes a good thing.

>>34055731
be comfy with me instead

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>>34055805
Not that anon but t b h I'd fuck Christian Bale but I prefer skinny guys more. The trap and tranny threads often have better twinks and skinny dudes than actual skinny dude porno so I stick with these threads.

>>34056466
If girl on the right wanted to shit in my mouth, I'd let her with a smile on my face

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Who else aiming to become a /cuteboy/? It involves exercise, eating healthy and makes you look cute, so there's no cons! No HRT required!
>Pic is of assbro from infinitechan, he got that booty through exercise(and probably some lucky genetics).

>>34056535
Forreal I tried to find sauce but couldn't find the source. The thread died.

>>34056568
Yeah, she's literally perfect
At least for now. in a few years she'll age like milk like all women.

So many fucking triggered people. If people aren't breaking the law (ie. pedofila, beastiality) then what's the problem. Can't people just fuck what they want to fuck? For me at least, sex is sex. I don't care who I do it with as long as it's legal.

>>34055805
> You think we have lower standards.
> No we don't
Idk man, all the dudes I've fucked had pretty damn low standards.

>>34050594

Yes please.

Can you buy me hormones?

>>34056565
total manbod, not even convincing

>>34056965
>convincing
Managed to convince me that he's cute, whether or not he looks feminine

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>make thread about genuine feels and depression
>5 comments
>make thread about traps
>311 replies, 102 posters, 45 images
Why are we like this?

>>34057047
It's probably Eddy's fault

>>34057047
Happens with any porn thread. /r9k/ is thirsty 15 year-olds now. The days of feels and depression are long since over.

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>>34046683
I don't mind being a futadom
where do I get my subby female chaser?

>>34057076
I support /r9k/ going blue.

>fairly good looking trap
>pass 100% of the time in public
>been with 3 guys before
>cant be penetrated, dildos work fine but not dicks
>lost relationships cus cant have sex and not particularly good at blowjobs

J U S T

>>34057076
>thirsty 15 year-olds now.
Nah more like 20 something year old virgins who are sexually deprived

>>34057047
>Mope around like a useless twat and try to sucker other people into your depression and bleak out views
>WHY AREN'T MORE PEOPLE DEPRESSED WAGGHHHHH
Maybe because life is shit and we're trying to find happiness or anything to make the time a little more enjoyable. Go fuck off with that shit

>>34058072
well why cant you take dicc?

>>34058822
too tight, and motion is extremely intense, whenever i use dildos i only use wiggly ones or vibrators and just keep it in on my prostate, but actual throbbing dicks moving back and forth are way too much

>>34058072
You're not trying hard enough, I got it in someone who had never had anything up their ass. Get some lube, take a deep breath and accept that it's going to hurt for a minute or two

That's a pick of me ama, I'm transitioning now and have been on hormones 2 months

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>>34059296
Proof same room

>>34041375
The reason traps invade posts like this is because all of our threads get 404'd

>>34059541
show butt


orgegano

my dick is literally 3 inches long i doubt even a faggot wants my dick touching his asshole

>>34059577
No u, not posting lewds

>>34059610
Woops posted with trip, doesnt matter

>>34059296
I'm going to sleep soon if sorry if this 404s before I wake up

>>34041375
i get it. but how much do you really love your life?

>>34041375

>I won't tell anybody

Gay people tell EVERYONE about shit like this. That's one of the reasons I won't fuck a trap.

>>34059801
I promise I wouldn't tell anybody, I'm too tistic to

>>34041375
KILL ALL FAGS
KILL ALL FAGS
KILL ALL FAGS
KILL ALL FAGS

>>34058884

That's hot af anon. The idea that its overwhelming for you would only add to the experience IMO. Why don't you try it?

>>34059610
The OP image is literally picture of your ass and balls

you have no reason to feign modesty here

>>34059818

Well it's too bad we don't know each other irl. I would treat you like a qt girl if you didn't tell people

>>34059801
/thread

or I will get caught

>>34059841
i did try it, i was only able to actually be fucked fucked once and it was extremely insane, i was loud as heck, but it took an entire day of prep

>>34059991

Anon you don't even know hot that is. Did it hurt or feel good?

>>34059983

Gay people would get more sex if they didnt tell. Why do you do it anon?

>>34060038
it didnt exactly feel good but it didnt hurt either, felt like being tasered or something, the only way i could describe it is it felt like too much