a tranny has a crush on me

>>33449116
Her friend is is pushy cunt but if you like her why not give it a go?

>>33449116
She doesn't actually care about her friend or you, doing this would only make her feel better. Just from looking at that screen shot I can tell how shallow of a person she is. Get away as fast as possible. If you and the tranny got along well maybe befriend him but get away from this other girl.

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>>33449116
>she probably said 10 words total to me all 4 years of high school
>she

>>33449170
That particular "she" was in reference to Regina who was born with a vagina

>>33449170

Do it you fag. Also post picture of trap desu.

>>33449116
reject it in the most condesending way possible, it is subhuman

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>>33449116
>"I'm not sure I want to date this person I just met"
>"you're such a fucking dick"

Hm...OP, I wonder if we encountered the same tranny.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9JoziBzRIyzMmdkV3dnclVZa1E/view

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>>33449116
>>She's kinda cute in a goofy way

POST PICS

>>33449226
Why are you so mean, Anonymous?

>Tbh the only problem is that she used to be a dude and all my friends would know that and probably call me a faggot.

and?

If you're attracted to them then go for it. I Guarantee the potential sting of being called a faggot won't outweigh the regret of not getting to smash or cuddle

Post photos and boipucci I'm curious on what they look like

>tfw nobody will ever have a crush on me
>tfw nobody will ever have their friends beg me to date them
fucking kill me

>>33449116
You want to have sex with another man don't cha?

>>33449116
Whatever you want m if you wanna date the tranny then go ahead. Id your friends are against then you know the type of friends you have. Also, don't date her if you don't want to. But what you should DEFINITELY do, is cut ties with that "friend" of yours. She's clearly a selfish bitch trying to go like "OH LOOK I GOT MY TRANNY FRIEND A BOYFRIEND AND HE KNEW SHE WAS TRANS"

>>33449239
>what are bantz

Anyway I say fuck what your friends say if you liked this girl (boy) then take her out!! Also take Regina up on her offer to pay for it desu

>>33449262
Emily spotted

>>33449291
This. OP you sound like an idiot who puts himself in horrible situations.

>>33449116
>mfw imagining a dude with long hair wearing overalls
Holy kek

>>33449255
The thing is in the trash what's up dude

>>33449295
I am a master of bantz and while there was a hint of bantz in that comment it was mostly serious

>>33449116
OP POST PICS PLEASE

>>33449307
It doesn't matter who I am. There's no need for gratuitous hatred is all I'm saying. You are not being the person Mr. Rogers would want you to be.

>>33449344
Please post pics I need to know what we're working with here

>tranny
>Chuck-E-Cheese

mental issues

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>>33449116

>"she's transgender, which is fucking AWESOME"

>>33449116
funny how if a girl rejects a guy there's no problem with it. women will say that she can make her own choice.

but god forbid a man rejects a """"girl"""".

regina clearly just wants to hook you up with a tranny because she thinks it's cute or some other selfish shit. Tell regina if she gives you a bj, or sex, you will go out with emily, then ignore them both, even if you like emily.

You will be labeled as gay if you go out with a tranny OP. Maybe if you can keep on the dl and only bang in private, but we both know """she's""" gonna want to be seen in public with you.

>>33449201
nice rhymes anon

>>33449116
If it personally doesn't fuck with you, and you're only concern is your fickle dumb friends, then I say go for it, and see who your real friends are.

>>33449512
meant for >>33449186

original comentario

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If your friends don't accept your sexuality they're not really your friends. You win either way. You have a date and this will test whether you have true brotherhood or aquaintences.

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lol this just got a little more interesting

And I don't have any pictures of her sorry guys. she was petite, like 5'3". Maybe like 130 lbs. Curly red hair. Mosquito bite boobs but a big butt


And I do appreciate the advice too, seems like most of you are leaning towards dating the tranny. I don't know though. It's not just my friends knowing, it's having to possibly introduce a tranny to my parents. Plus I'm a kissless virgin

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This happened to me too OP. I'd say go for it man.

>was at a party at rich friends place
>big house, a lot of people
>meet a girl who I haven't spoken to in a while, she's with her friend Alex
>Alex is cute and petite
>I start talking to them
>turns out Alex is transgender
>he's qt as fuck tho, literally perfect, passable
>get along great with him, got flirty
>later into the night there are much less people
>looked at Alex and told her, yes her, "come here"
>started making out with her, she's blushing
>so damn cute can't believe this is happening
>had to leave the party so I gave Alex my number
>next night invited her over to my place
>she comes over and we go to the hot tub in my apartment complex
>no one there so we start passionately making out
>Alex is sitting in my lap with her petite arms wrapped around me, I'm grabbing her ass, which is surprisingly nice for a petite trap
>I can feel her boner getting hard through his bikini, which made me diamonds
>took Alex back to my apartment and fucked her brains out
>sucked cock for the first time that night too
>actually enjoyed it, made Alex cum hard
>started going out more and more often
>tfw Alex has been my qt trap gf for 4 months now
>tfw feels like I'm living the dream

Pic related, kinda looks like Alex.

>>33449584
she seems nice, go for it m8 (if you like traps)

>>33449584
Why would your parents have to find out she's trans?

>>33449584
she sounds cute. Do it OP

>>33449584
Go on a regular date and see how it goes. If she's cute then she's cute. Tear up that boipussy if it makes your dick twitch.

>>33449584
Does it still have a dick

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>>33449584
>that ending where it tries to guilty you into texting back
nah senpai, it ain't worth it

>>33449584
>it's having to possibly introduce a tranny to my parents. Plus I'm a kissless virgin

Trust me, not bringing anyone home ever will set off far more alarm bells in their minds than you bringing home a tranny (assuming they don't hate them)

>>33449584
A khv getting it on with a tranny. Buddy you're living the dream. But honestly if you don't wanna date her then don't. Also she's nice as fuck, befriend her at least. She seems like a cool person.

>>33449650
Nah bro it's cute.

>>33449584
>her, she, boobs
Why are you doing this?

>>33449645
even if it doesn't, its vagina is gonna be mangled af.

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>>33449635
>>33449637
>>33449638
>>33449643
yeah I think I'm gonna go for it. If it goes well it goes well and if it doesn't it doesn't
>>33449645
I really hope not


Also here's more of Regina being a huge bitch

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>>33449584
just hang out as friends first and see how it goes from there. no need to rush things.

its okay to be friends with a faggot as long as he is legit cool person

>>33449700
tell regina to take a chill pill

>>33449584
she seems like a nice enough person, its just one date, surely worth a try. If not hey, its good to make friends

>>33449700
>I really hope not

You'd really rather they have a post-op franken-vagina over a feminine penis?

>>33449700
reply to 'emily's text, just be honest like "you seem cool and honestly im thinking about it but its hard to get past the dick"

>>33449700
Holy shit she's bitchy. Send more texts about Emily. I'm interested

>>33449700
Don't do it, she the type of girl to see two people talk for the first time awkwardly and go "aww xd cute, i ship them so hard" it'll just end badly

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regina needs to BACK the fuck off
>tfw no one will ever have a crush on you

>>33449584
>her
>her
>her
>her
>Her
>her
>her

>>33449700
take the cool one on a date but make sure regina KNOWS that it has nothing to do with her bothering you. tell her "look, i think your friend is cool, but go fuck yourself cunt"

>>33449700
show pics of regina

>>33449700
tell this bitch to lay the fuck off like seriously fuck her.

I would say slide on that Emily guy. dont do it. fuck what other robots say. 2nd off stand up for yourself and tell that regina cunt to shut the fuck up already. Shes acting like a pushy cunt because she knows you wont do shit about it.

Do what you want OP but just trying to pass some advice

I fucked a trans girl (so a boy in makeup and a wig) a few months back and I regretted it afterwards. The sex was pretty good, as good as anal can get anyway but what came afterwards is why I regret it.

Talking to this person made me realise just how fucked up trannies actually are. I've never spoken to a person that was so obviously unstable before and the victim complex she/he had was unreal. I'd also never heard someone actually spew tumblr tier shit in real life before but I have now. She/he somehow managed to bring up rape, bring up the patriarchy, bring up women earning less than men etc etc. I'm sure they aren't all like that, but thinking about it I reckon a lot of them are. They go online and spend their time in places like SRS and tumblr and it makes them even more fucked up than they already are. Just avoid her OP it isn't worth it.

That being said if you have a thing for traps and need to scratch that itch, just do it. At least I no longer watch shemale porn.

>>33449700
When this thread dies, keep us updated m8

>>33449759
>fuck what other robots say
>but listen to what I say

wat

>>33449700
If you're worried about having to include her dick during sex, it's very likely that she would be as put off by this as you are. A lot of trans girls don't like their male genitals and would prefer not to acknowledge them.

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this is literally the first time I've asked out a girl

Or """""""girl""""""""

Op don't do it. you really want to lose your virginity so a """girl""" with a penis?

>>33449116

>you were never this much of a dick

sort of like you're free ticket to get a bit mad

tell her she's a pushy bitch and you might have considered it but since she started acting like a bitch, it's not happening.

>try to take eight year old son out to Chuck-E-Cheese after he aces his bible school test
>get in and order a pizza
>sit down by ball pit
>realize there are two adults in the ball pit
>they're two men
>the two men are kissing
>one of them is wearing a three dollar wig
>the other looks like he's holding back tears
>son asks me why God would let people become that sick
>have no answer for him
>the pizza sauce is too salty and the crust very very soggy

>>33449769
>Implying all traps act like this
You just got unlucky and fucked a meme anon

>>33449728
This

I would prefer a dick to a mutilated dick roughly shaped into a vagina anyday

>>33449116

now you are considering going on a date with a tranny? And letting some roastie pressure you into becoming a fag? This is what you have become, OP.

>>33449800
nooooooooo. OP use her to meet real women.

>>33449800
>CHUCK E CHEESE
You fucked up OP

>>33449800
do you have a dave n busters near you? a lot more fun than chuck e cheese desu

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>>33449809
this


origrani

>>33449812
I hope you're right but it really put me off traps, which is sad because I think they are hot. I'll probably try again some day but for now I'm going to stick to actual girls.

>>33449831
kids are going to be staring at you OP

>>33449833
good idea, but this time drunk college kids and millenials are gonna stare at you

>>33449800
aren't you supposed to bring a kid with you in there?

>>33449354
Mr Rogers wouldn't want you to dress up like a girl and take hormones either faggot

cut all contacts with friends, you dont need them

alcohol is mans only friend

>>33449800
>asking a girl out
>to chuck e cheese
you're probably a 20+ year old man going to a children's play place. Holy shit this thread is gold

>>33449116
how can normies hang out with these unbearable sociopaths?

>>33449861
that isn't how you spell dog

Chuck E cheese good lord OP everything was fine until now. enjoy your first date at little nig party haven

>>33449800
Do they even let anyone above the age of 8 get inside a chuck e cheese

>>33449584
Hang out was friends if you have to ask about dating someone then you most likely shouldn't

>>33449800
how passable is emily for a real girl OP? would you have suspected her of being a trap, or does "she" look pretty feminine?

>>33449838
You can stick to both. I fucked a trap once """she""" was adorable as hell and very nice and comfy to cuddle with. We started dating but after a while she got less and less girlish so we just stopped. """she""" wa cool with it though, knew I liked """"her"""" girly sissy like features and not her dick. I'm in a long relationship with a girl now though, I don't miss traps at all

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looks like I'm going on a date with a tranny
>>33449831
>>33449833
>>33449846
hey she's the one who likes Chuck E. Cheese
And I remember having fun at Chuck E. Cheese and liking their pizza as a kid

>>33449584
>mosquito bite boobs
we already knew this

>>33449800

you are becoming the /pol/ meme where the black guy fucks the white woman and the white man is humiliated

I can't imagine being this desperate

you are a unparalleled faggot. A substantial cuck.

OP is legit a fag
You will burn in hell if you dont atone your sins

>tfw no childlike trap gf
Holy fuck anon you retard why is this even a discussion

>>33449902
you gonna rim his ass?

>>33449902
Congrats OP, if you can take pics on the date and show us, that would be great, we really wanna see her.

Also, we wanna know if she has a feminine penis, man.

>>33449902
I hope you have an adorable date OP. Seems like she's nice. But what I will ask you is to fuck her silly when you can and come back to us with details.

>>33449902
good shit OP now text regina and say "a trip to chuck E cheese usually runs about $250 and you offered to pay so..."

>>33449472
This. OP you can bang someone, but you can never unbang someone. You wouldn't want to end up like those greentexts where the guy fucks the tranny and then that shit haunts him for the rest of his life. Not worth it dude. Just fap and go to sleep.

wow good job op

moderately stunned you didnt fuck it up

>>33449902
OP is a phaggot

original you phaggot

>>33449902
First you hammer out the deets, then you hammer out that boy pussy.

>>33449902
Tell her to send n00dz

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>literally dating a man out of desperation

I hate to shit on people seeking happiness, but damn son

> tfw you'll never be approached by a guy in a dress whose only desire in life is to slobber your knob in the ball pit at chuck e cheese

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WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN FOR BOI PUSSY

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>>33449902
>mentally ill person likes to be around small children

>>33449800
>do you wanna go to Chuck E Cheese next Saturday?
This is just fuckin' weird.

>>33449940
>You wouldn't want to end up like those greentexts where the guy fucks the tranny and then that shit haunts him for the rest of his life.

Because they're so much worse than the greentexts of people lamenting the fact that they self sabotaged any chances they ever had at forming relationships and getting affection

>>33449938

I would have done that and just taken the money

I don't even give a fuck about the money I just would do it as a "fuck you"

op can we see a pic of the tranny

I met this trans girl from here once named Issa and they turned out to just be a loser who tried and failed to kill themselves. They spent most of the time just feeling sorry for themselves and being pathetic. I wonder if they're alright but honestly I don't care.

>>33449584
OP you're going to regret not dating a qt like this

>>33449933
>>33449902
Then you and Emily can have a nice laugh over getting a free date. Awesome shit gere

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>>33449116
don't fucking do it dude ....don't become a faggot , once you go fag you never go back , it's a downward spiral trust me i knew people who got on that road , and they are fucked now , just don't , trust me dude...

>>33449856
Everyone deserves a chance at happiness, even those who were cursed with gender dysphoria. Don't be hating on someone who's doing what they can to get through life without harming anyone else.

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>>33449938
Regina beat me to the punch

>>33450009
fine, let the tranny be a tranny. but OP shouldn't be trying to fuck a dude out of desperation, he clearly likes women.

>>33450018
Maybe she (male) is crying tears of happiness.

>>33449584
GO FOR IT
O
F
O
R
I
T
oreginia!

>>33450018
Wait, what?

What is she on about?

>a guy that thinks hes a girl
Stop being a faggot dude

If it was a girl that wants to be a giy that would be cool.

OP doesn't even know for sure which one it is.

>>33450018
it's no surprise this """girl""" is probably mentally unstable

>>33450018
holy shiet. this is one salty ass cunt

>>33450032
maybe, or regina is just an

>>33449865
>20+ year old autist robot in a Chuck-E-Cheese with a tranny that he was guilted into dating by a Stacy

Comedy god. Honestly could be on an episode of Peep Show or something. I wonder how parents and children will react to this sight.

>>33450018
The fuck?! You accepted the date, what the fuck does this chick want more?
A marrige proposal? Some fucking people.

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>>33449809
Oringinololololololololololololololol

>>33450018
fake and ghey

>>33450018
OP what did you do. You were going so well

>>33449584
OP listen to me, this is coming from someone who fell for the meme and actually fucked one.
Yes they can be cool
Most of their body can look attractive
They can represent an alternative to crippling loneliness
but they have a cock. anal is NOT a substitute for a pussy, it's like comparing a flashlight to the sun. unless you're 100% homosexual, don't do it.

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>>33450032
yeah looks like you're right

>>33449783
why dont you go fuck a tranny cuck

>>33450061
kek. thats what i was thinking. OP, you're gonna be stared at by a bunch of old ass milfs that think you're disgusting, and by a bunch of confused little niglets.

>>33449871
Dogs don't mix well with coke zero and they certainly don't make me forget about my job, leftists, minorities and tfwnogf

>>33450085
finally regina can fuck off

>>33450085
we fucked up somewhere guys
we need to go back to undo this shit
this should wasnt supposed to happen

>>33450086
You use that word, I don't think you know what it means

>>33450018
Use this to ruin their friendship.

Text Emily "Regina told me you're crying. Didn't realise I was that awful never mind about the date."

I work at chuck nigger cheese and your not allowed in without a kid btw.

>>33449809
Maximus kekus iiiiii

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>>33450061
>Honestly could be on an episode of Peep Show or something.

>>33450120
this
GO
O

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OP here. i think ill let the tranny fuck me in the ass.

also, here's a pic of regina for you guys.

>>33449783
>other
>oreginalio

>>33450120
rolling for this

originalios

>>33450085
OP i STG if you don't lay into this bitch and MAKE SURE that she knows you like HER FRIEND and not HER. DO NOT give her the satisfaction of thinking she set this up

>>33450085
Plz keep us updated until and after the date, we are all with you, smash some cheeks for us.
No homo

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WHO /fuckregina/ HERE?

>>33450085

kill yourself my man

you are a living meme with no self respect

>>33450085
what a bitch
oregon comment[/original]

>>33450113
Turns out Emily doesn't like Chuck-E-Cheese after all.

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>>33450006
I REPEAT ! DON'T FUCKING DO IT ! EVEN IF U'R A KISSLESS VIRGIN ! IT'S BETTER TO SUCUMB TO DARKNESS AND LONELINESS THAN TO BECOME A FAGGOT !!!!

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>>33450170
autistic southern US fag detected

>>33450157
Team /fuckregina/ reporting in

>>33450120
DO IT op
pls

Why was she crying might wanna ask OP what if she insane or some shit you're gonna be trapped with this

>>33450170
LISTEN TO HIM OP

CLEARLY POSTING ON /R9K/ ON FRIDAY NIGHTS FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS IS BETTER.

>>33450149
too late.

orginale

>>33449116
Trannies are a really bad idea
They are crazy
If you take it too far and then decide to back down because turns out you aren't into it they will freak out
Again crazy person freaking out
They get really attached and will expect a relationship
They likely never had a relationship or dated and have no idea what that's like and have crazy expectations
Again crazy person
Keep in mind so far you have only seen him at his absolute best
You will most likely regret it at lots of points later on
You can't take it back once you find them
You will forever be the guy who fucked a tranny
You may have to explain it to your kids someday

>>33449116
I bet you're gonna get into your car after the date because hes unemployed and has no money and after he kisses you you get scared so you go along and when he undresses you smell hairy man ass and dick and throw up in tour car and havr to drive him home while he fidget his boner away. Lol ur gay

>>33449968
it's never your turn, go and earn it by seeking out traps and hitting on them

>>33450120
Please do this OP

Pls I want to see what Emily says

>>33450179
He's honestly half-right if not fully, would you really be so desperate to fugg a guy?

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>>33450179
i;m from romania dude , dracula n shit , satanic stuff n' all that , fuck , just fuckk off already , stop trying to transform him into a faggot ,it's a fucking mental disease

>>33450085
you were supposed to let the tranny down easy. that's what regina wanted from you. that way you don't have to date it, but you're not a bad guy and your friend still gets virtue points for asking you.

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>>33450157
red leader /fuckregina/ standing by

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>>33450125
UHHHH.... HEY SHITLORD what if OP's date identifies as a child? ?? RACIST AND SEXIST MUCCH??

>>33449116
>What the heck should I do guys?
How is this at all difficult? If you want to date her, do it. If you don't want to date her, don't.

>>33450120
best answer in thread.

>>33450030
I still want to argue with you over this but thank you for meeting me halfway. I won't try to change your mind on the rest of this situation.

>>33450120
If you do this OP you can get Regina out of the picture and still salvage your tranny gf.

>>33450227
>her
st0p

>>33450213
not american, even worse. how do you expect anyone to take advice from a eurofag?

>>33450256
>implying not her
>>>/1950/

dangit why did all you guys saying not to do it wait until AFTER I asked her out to start posting?

now I'm having second thoughts

also I got confirmation they were happy tears, apparently she just got overwhelmed which is actually kinda cute imo desu

>>33449116
> implying that traps are not gay

Nah jk OP u the man haha

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>>33450211
thats exactly what i said , how fucking desperate can you be to fuck a man who is mentally ill and thinks he's a woman , jesus fucking christ

>>33450287
just fucking do it you pussy bitch

trains women are gross

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>>33449809
KEk. Underrated you beautiful glorious bastard.

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>>33449809
Toopeest kekkitty

>>33450287
Don't show up?
I mean it's the friend of a girl you barely know the potential shit you will get for not showing up is minimal

>>33449902
>hammer out the deets

do people talk / type like that in real life ?

>>33450287
OP, i told you not to do it before asking """her""" out, as did other posters. if you have any 2nd thoughts than don't do it. you are literally fucking a man with a penis. what happens when you try to fuck her and can't get it up cause you know """shes""" a man?

>>33450287
congratulations u are officially a homo phagget
enjoy dipping your cock into poop for the rest of your life

>>33450287
Just "misunderstand" the crying as an insult to ruin her relationship with her friend and get out of the date

>>33449116
Get you some of that sweet boypucci

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>>33450085

>you made her cry you fucking asshole

>tfw Emily is browsing this thread rn

>>33450323
>don't ever explore your sexuality or try to achieve happiness
>>>/r9k/

>>33450287
The fact that you even came to r9k to ask shows that you're one stupid motherfucker

DON'T LISTEN TO ANY OF US

Just do whatever you want to man

>>33450319
this. just block regina, since she'll most likely have a tantrum if you show her up. better yet, block regina, and tell emily you can't if you at least want to not show the tranny up

>>33449809
this doesn't sound like something that actually happened

also i think a few of the replies are your own

>>33450295
+ its his virginity in question so its even worse
Literally will never have fucked anyone but another man until he gets with a real girl
Will forever have fucked a guy as his first

>>33450323
He is literally not fucking anyone. He agreed to go to Chuck E cheese ffs, not to have sex with her

>>33450287
if you were one of the non-annoying members of r9k (non-weebtard), i'd say no

but you're irritating, so pursue that relationship with a mentally ill kike, i mean a tranny

>>33450343
You can do that without fucking a man

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>>33450287
just CUT ALL COMUNICATIONS WITH HIM DUDE , ITS A FUCKING DUDE , IT HAS A DICK , ITS A MAN ! jesus dude , find a fucking girl and fuck her , stop being so desperate , sex is fucking overrated for fucks sakes , if you continue it will get you mentally ILL ! don't become a FAGGOT think about your parents for fucks sake think about them , it's like you are pissing on their life's work , they will be shocked and will never be able to get over it for the rest of their life , their son wich they raised to be a man , fucked another man in the ass and vice versa

>>33449800
> want to go out to Chuck E. Cheese

Holy shit I wish I could go on a date to Chuck E. Cheese

>>33450359
Retard detected
Retard detected

>>33450213
aren't romanians just gypsies

yes, of course, he should fuck your grandma's dhampir instead, that will solve everything

WAIT A MINUTE

Chuck E Cheese
Trap

Is this some kind of elaborate Pizza thread? she is legit only trap I would date.

>>33450287
OP, do you really think that the board that has a constant qt trap thread on the first page would be so against it?

They're baiting your dumb ass because you're clearly weak willed enough to not even give something like this a chance because people on the internet told you to

If s/he makes your wee wee tingle then go for it

>>33450323
Hey I don't know if she has a penis or not yet
I guess I'll go on the date, it's just one date. I can always say I was just trying to be nice if I can't handle my friends calling me a fag

>>33450376
This mostly


Randall orton

>>33450287
She probably has a way more hairy asshole than your nubile cuck ass.

Regina is a tard for saying you're a dick for not wanting to date a person.
That said, do it.

cis women are the scum of the earth, honestly
trannies may be slutty and literally insane but they at least have empathy

>>33450287
just go and enjoy it, her cock will feel great as it hits the back of your throat

>>33450376
>listening to anything edgy eurofags say

>>33450287
you fucked up man but i wish you the best

embrace the faggotry

>>33450365
yeah but the tranny is gonna want it bad, we all know this. plus, he has to be seen in public with her as """"her"""" date.

>>33450343
doesn't mean you have to try out gay shit if you clearly don't like dick. i wouldnt be able to live with myself if i fucked a tranny

>>33449584

> red curly hair
> trap named Emily

Yep, your girl is >>33449255

>>33450304
hamsters > trannies

>>33450393
we might be gyopos but we know whats a dick and whats a pussy unlike u western faggots , we don't indulge in sex and relationships with other men , and have some fucking respect for our parents who raised us to be our best we can ,

>>33450376
Don't listen to this guy. If you want out (which I could understand) go, but don't pursue things further. Eventually the crazy will show and you'll have plenty of reason enough to bail. You're out of the situation and won't look like an asshole.

>>33450405
>tranny
>"female"
>acts like a dude in drag does not have a penis
>too much of a politically correct cuck to use biological terms

gg op you're a beta

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>>33450460
is liking hamsters gay

>>33450399
>If s/he makes your wee wee tingle then go for it
>If s/he makes your wee wee tingle then go for it
>If s/he makes your wee wee tingle then go for it
>If s/he makes your wee wee tingle then go for it

Literally this OP

>>33450447
Not everyone is stuck with the mindset of their 60 year old racist dad

>>33450405
she's still a man even if she had her penis turned into a """vagina""", if you could even call it that.

>OP fell for the trap meme
>OP fell for the boipucci meme
>OP fell for the tranny meme

This is why trap threads should be pruned.

>>33450085
jesus fucking christ what a nagging cunt

>>33450405
Why the FUCK does it matter if your friends call you a fag? LOL real "friends" don't give a fuck who you date and would be chilling either way.

>>33450468
She might have gotten her penis turned into a vagina though
At least that's what I'm hoping

>>33450319
This sounds like a plan
That monent when OP had a drain bamage moment and asked out a guy even though he's straight
Or just reply now 'lol jk u thnk i will go out with mentlly ill faggot haha go suck her dik u stupid bitch'

enjoy your reputation as a tranny fucker

>>33449255
Why isnt this getting more attention?
>tranny
>redhead
>curly hair
>name emily

>>33449981
They are. They are a thousand times worse than just the
>tfw no gf

He will never be able to take showers hot enough to undo what is done. Wait for a real girl dude.

>>33450487
lol my dad is a liberal who isn't against gays. im not either. if OP was gay, then i would say he should do it, but it doesnt seem like he is. out of desperation he is trying to fuck the closest thing to a woman he can get

>>33450531
>implying anyone under the age of 50 cares who you date in 2016

>>33450319
At this point just stop being a retard and cancel while blocking both of them.

>>33450461
why do you care about gender, you reproduce by abducting white children

>>33450520
a dude getting HIS penis turned inside out does not make it a vagina, no matter how much you try to glorify it

>>33450287
I'm sure some people are legitimately worried about you but the majority of them trying to dissuade you here probably just don't want you to be happy because they're not happy. Let's face it, your on R9K, you really can't afford to be too picky, If he's cute and you like him just go with your gut instinct. You might regret it but if you don't you'll probably also regret blowing your one chance at ever being happy so just stop being a faggot and fuck him

>>33450480
Kind of yeah

Parsley

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OP get nudes so that way you can truly tell if it will all be worth it. If even THAT psychs you out too much, then cut and run

>>33449584
i wouldn't do it
>only option is anal
>will be reminded you're dating a mentally ill dude every single time you're intimate
>the best you could get is the above
>everyone else will know this

>>33449962
This. oreggyonallio

>>33450520
dude...pls , stop...srsly...just ditch him and don't ever think about that shit , like seriously it's gonna haunt you for the rest of your life , that shit is so fucking wrong you can't even imagine , get fucking wasted , and forget about it

>>33450553
Sure people do, They just don't say anything.

>>33450454
>>33450537
Nah it's not her, quite the coincidence though
My tranny Emily's hair is natural red colored and much frizzier than that

>>33450517
Nah man every guys friends would rip on em for datin a tranny
Ik my friends would mever let me live it down if i did

>>33450506
yeah, but if she still has a penis OP could be backstabbed

>>33450551
>don't ever explore your sexuality or try to achieve happiness x2

>>33450520
>>33450562
exactly. it's an inside out penis OP. plus she probably still has a dick, the procedure is expensive af and takes time.

>>33449116
you're gonna end up getting fucked in the ass, OP

>>33450559
jesus christ dude can you cut it out ?

>>33450562
yeah true but as long as it looks like a vagina and feels good on my penis than that's much easier to handle than a feminine penis imo

>>33450116
Remember that you don't know what a vagina feels like.

>>33450553
IT'S TWO THOUSAND SIXTEEN

>>33450633
you've gone full faggot on us

>>33450597
You dont have to fuck a man to explore your sexuality

>>33450597
don't do something you may regret for the rest of your life because you were desperate and pathetic. has nothing to do with happiness you fucking cuck.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say OP if you want to give this a go you absolutely should. YOu may find yourself disgusted by the thought of going out with a tranny but you might like it. I don't know what this person looks like or how they are with you but if you like someone, shouldn't you at least try?

I never tried, that's why I'm gonna stay right here on this board

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>first date at chuck e cheese

what the fuck dude

chuck e cheese?

what are you 4 or is -she- 4?

>>33450648
>fucking something that looks and feels like a vagina is gayer than a dick that looks "feminine"
ok fag

>responding to this with anything but normie get the fuck out
my board :(

>>33450633
>feels good on my penis
aren't you getting a bit ahead of yourself?
you're going to chuck e cheese's.

>>33450648
im just speculating here
Are you saying it's less gay if she has a penis rather than a plastic surgery """vagina"""?

>>33450597
>le sexual liberation meme
>stick your dick in a man's hairy poop filled anus

OP go on the date, if you don't want to pursue further after, don't. Hell, if it's that big of a deal and you feel that you might want to smash just confidently and politely ask what the situation is down there. s/he can't get mad about that as long as you don't sound like an asshole when you say it.

>>33450673
This. I dont think this semen slurping board is for me anymore.

>>33450683
have fun wrapping your dick in roastie flaps all your life

>>33450675
the tranny probably doesn't get dates. if op wants to fuck it, he will be able to most likely on the first date.

>>33450681
it's gay af both ways op

>>33450683
this. stop spreading this meme you faggots.

>>33450633
don't do it , you are going to regret it for the rest of your life , you will never have any friends left because of you , nobody wants to be friends with a faggot , except other faggots , you will become a husk , plus a super-duper-uber high chance of HIV

>>33450672
>>33450681

it's a dude regardless of how you look at the situation

>>33450681
>less gay
Its not less anything, you're going to be fucking a dude, gay is gay you faggot

>>33450699
yeah op just ask """her""" if she has a dick

>>33450681
If you're having doubts on dating her because of her penis, you might as well not go because dating a trans girl is gay simple as that

Some real advice here OP.

I'm 26 and I have had sex with a couple of trannies in the last year or so but the big difference is I did it without anyone knowing and I have been sexually active for almost a decade with actual women.

Losing your virginity to a tranny is not a good idea. Going on a date with a tranny when your friends, family and everyone around you will know about it is not a good idea. "She" might be lovely, but she is nuts. She is literally a mentally ill person and it is not worth getting involved with them, it will only blow up in your face.

Let her down gently then block her and her friend then move on with your life. Go and date a real girl and grow up some more before you consider doing something like this because at your age and with your lack of experience this is something that could actually hurt you.

>>33450681
it's less gay if there's no penis, but even if she has a penis it might not be for long

honestly I would go for it. and it's not as if you have to go public with the "relationship", you're allowed to be "friends"

>>33450706
Ok? That's fine.
Even if she had disgusting foot long beef curtains covered in pus and discharge, it'd still be better.

>>33450653
You can regret doing literally anything for the rest of your life. Hiding in your room to avoid making potentially regrettable decisions(which is pretty much any and all decisions) is probably how you ended up becoming a robot in the first place.
>inb4 projecting
Yes I fucking am.

>>33450725
yeah it doesn't matter op. you are fucking a man. a man will be getting fucked by you, another man. it is gay sex, by both parties. if youre into that then fine, but clearly you have many reservations.

>>33449255
If I hadnt watched people literally tortured and eviscerated on the internet before that would make me gag. Disgusting

>>33450752
>would rather fuck stretched, used, cumstained roastie flaps than prime boipussy
a true cucc

>>33450633
there is zero chance she has had the surgery. It is very expensive and unless her parents are very rich retards she is going to have to save a lot of money to pay for it, considering she is 18 or so she couldn't possibly afford it.

Also those fake vaginas are a complete mess, I'd rather suck a dick than go near one of those things.

man I really hope she doesn't have a penis

OP I'm gonna give you some legit advice.

If you wanna do it, don't worry what /r9k/ says. Just do it.

On the flip side, remember everything has repurcussions.

If you don't want your parents finding out, you probably shouldn't do it.

However, who in their right mind goes on a first date thinking about the the possibility of introducing the girl to your parents. That shit should be way down the line. Don't even worry about that yet.

But your friend will find out if you and the trap get physical. She will tell someone at some point. Most people won't care honestly. But a few may judge you for it.

But you're on /r9k/ and you're a virgin. You're prospects of ever getting a date with a girl were already low.

If you do go out, just go out with low expectations. Maybe you make a friend. Don't think about sex. Just be friendly.

>>33450778
you're literally fucking a guy's anus

>>33450758
this doesn't apply to things like: visiting a new place, getting a new job, making new friends, getting a new hobby, etc.

we are talking about op fucking a dude. sticking his dick in a dude's ass (that thinks hes a girl), where fucking shit comes out of.

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>>33449116
Post pictures of her boipucci

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>>33450738
i support this , fuck , don't be a faggot

>>33450287
The fact that she's crying already is proof enough she's mentally unstable. If you continue your relationship and fuck up there is a good chance she'll an hero herself and that'll be on your head. Then, again, rejecting her now will mess her up more because she'll feel having a penis and transitioning makes guys/people not want to be with her.
>>33450787
Literally no point to all this if she doesn't. So embrace the cock. You might like it
>>33450649
Actually you do dumbass. Along with horse's and doggo's

>>33450800
a girl (boy)'s anus*
Man ass =/= trap ass

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>>33449902
>out of high school
>still going to Chuck E. Cheese
sick

>>33450793
>But your friend will find out if you and the trap get physical. She will tell someone at some point. Most people won't care honestly. But a few may judge you for it.

regina will tell everyone you know OP. there's no way that she would be able to keep it to herself that she hooked up a tranny and a "straight" guy

>>33450793
this
>She will tell someone at some point. Most people won't care honestly. But a few may judge you for it.
Even if all judge you for it why the fuck does it matter?

>>33450836
dangit I didn't even think about that...

>>33450633
>looks like a vagina
It doesn't.
>feels good
I've never felt it so I can't say for sure, but I know that sex-change holes don't produce their own lubrication and I have felt dick chafing before so I don't think it'll feel too good.

Probably irrelevant though, chances are you're getting dick.

>>33449165
This. She just wants too give herself a big tolerant pat on the back. She probably touches herself to the idea of pushing a tranny on a straight male.

>>33450852
I can't believe you didn't lay into regina yet and tell her how much of a cunt she is...

>>33450859
yeah, highly likely she has a dick op.

>>33450868
yup, this.

>>33450852
have fun being labeled as the tranny fucker op

>>33450869
This doesnt actually look appealing, like at all.

>>33450876
The less Regina talks to me the better

>>33450624
sorry vlad
don't cause my skin to rot off with a curse or anything

>>33450886
*he has a dick

women have vaginas, not penises. did you not pay attention in biology class?

>>33450787
Dude are you that naive. She's got a penis . That surgery is rare as fuck in the US

>>33450869
fuck outta here faggot , how the fuck can i be upsed that i'm not mentally ill , jesus fucking christ

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>>33450889
>not liking stinky wet boipucci

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>>33450819
OP, this guy's right about her lack of mental stability. Also a big thing is that Regina could fuck you over socially if anything happens between you and Emily. You're kind of fucked basically, unless you block them both. the tranny will be pretty upset if you do it now tho

>>33450819
>Murdering a tranny by proxy
>a bad thing
OP make him kill himself do it for the white race

I feel like everyone saying GO FOR IT OP is a tranny living vicariously through OPs situation

And everyone saying DONT DO IT OP is not a tranny and as a result thinking rationally about the situation

>>33450891
bitch the only reason all of us are here for is for the text convos
so keep that shit coming

>>33450891
I don't understand, you have to courage to ask out a literal man who you met a day ago, without even thinking that you will be known as a homo, but you wont ask a regular woman off the street out?

OP, here's some advice. Sure, in life there are plenty of things you may want to try but you just don't. You have to think about what people will think of you. This is one of those things.

>>33450929
kek

the best thing you can do right now is block both of them and never look back

>>33450892
np dude , blood blood u know

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>not actively seeking out boipucci

GET ON IT OP

aint nothin stinkier or wetter than boipucci

Really cute thread. Good job OP you did it

>>33450938
yea op, if you can handle talking to a mentally ill """real woman""" than you could talk to an actual real woman.

>>33450938
i met her a week ago
And it's different cuz I knew this """"girl""" would say yes
I guess I got kind of excited cuz I've never had that before

>>33450852
Its still easy to get out of literally just either block them both or say you changed your mind then block. Who gives a shit what some degenerate tranny and a SJW thinks about you

>>33450959
Fuck you, you fucking freak, get out of my thread

>>33450359
Someone who dislikes my post is pretending to be an obnoxious samefag- he does this gaslighting shit constantly because he believes posts that are comical threaten the "integrity" of the board.
He constantly does this to me and I do not like him one bit.

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>>33449116
OP ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

OKAY

HERE'S SOME ACTUAL ADVICE

People on this board are all faggots. Literally everyone here is a faggot with a tranny/trap fetish. These people are all disgusting, ugly fetishists who are all virgins and wouldn't even know the first thing about real sex or real women.

I am telling you that you should NOT do it. Just don't. I have literally wanked off to traps like a hundred times before but to actually date a tranny is just fucking stupid.


This regina bitch is a dumb cunt and you should block her on your phone to be completely honest after she called you a dick.

You are literally getting cucked into fucking a man.

Also;
>he really likes chuck e cheese?

what the fuck?

you barely know this weird ass tranny, her friend is pressuring you to fuck him and he goes to chuck e cheese? Dude even if you are underage and you guys are like 16 that's still really, really pathetic.

If you really want some good advice I'll add you on skype but just... I can't even imagine. Even a KHV should not settle for this.


I lost my virginity to a 4/10 chinese girl and I regret it like every week even though she is the one who wanted me to fuck her. I can't even imagine how much you'll regret actually DATING this weird tranny who goes to chuck e cheese at the age of like what 20?

anyone telling you to tap that is a stupid bitch KHV who has no idea what they're talking about and gets all their relationship advice from /d/

>>33450970
there you go, op. this is the anger you're gonna feel if you fuck this tranny. although this anger won't be directed at some random fag on the internet, it will be towards yourself.

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>>33450982
Ignore this fagget

nothing gay about boipucci

>she
A man in a dress is still a man op.

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>>33450966
satanic dubs have spoken , do it

>>33451002
ignore this fagget.

literally everything gay about boipucci

>>33450982
Dont listen to this faggot OP

Fuck the tranny and regret it later

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DO TRANNY'S EVEN GO ON DATES?

SERIOUS QUESTION HERE!

When meeting up with a guy for the first time is it literally just sex, or a private meeting inside their own homes, do they ever go out in public?

Someone enlighten me.

OP GET REGINA TO PAY LIKE SHE SAID SHE WOULD

Might as well get money out of that bitch.

>>33451042
apparently. this tranny wants to go to chuck e cheese. top kek

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>>33450962
This was not me I'll guess I'll use a trip

>>33449116
D O N ' T
O
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OP you have to fuck the tranny, how can you resist this?

>>33451042
Depends, most trannies dont give out their boipucci so easily.

Oops wait that was me >>33450962
I meant to say THIS >>33450970 was not me

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>>33449116
>Regina and Emily leave to go back to their place
>their

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33451052
yeah op scam the sjw cunt and block them both. only thing you should actually be doing. >>33451062
do it op, she is a fucking bitch, trying to get you to fuck a tranny. she's not doing it for you, she's doing it for herself. why else would she pay for it?

Real question that I got is, who the fuck still goes to Chuck e. Cheese? Aside from little kids and their parents obviously.

Also, OP, where you at, I know you in my timezone nigga.

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>>33451062
DOOOOOO IT !!! TELL HER AND THE FAGGOT TO FUCK OFF ! TELL THEM TO STOP TRYING TO RUIN YOUR LIFE !!!

>>33451062

Have a good time on your date. Please make another thread to keep us updated.

>>33451092
And she said "hella tokens". I bet OP could easily get her to pay $100+.

>>33451098
I'm in the SF bay area


And I'm not gonna send that text to Regina sorry guys I don't want to give her any reason to talk to me

>>33451062
do it op, it will be glorious.

>>33451098
Trannies obviously, its the best place to get your boipucci filled >;)

>>33449800
holy fuck chuck e cheese lmfaoooooo

Your girl friend is gonna be jelly that you would pursue a trap over her anyways.

that would be enough for me. just to piss off a roastie

>>33451075
Yeah but they probably just talk to dudes online rather than date them in public now dont they?

It's kind of pathetic that you have to woo a tranny. A Tranny's main offering is sex. They also age and become useless as they grow older.

Seriously having to woo a tranny and treat them like they are a woman is fucking retarded.

I'd fuck a tranny but there's no point in spending time and money on them if they are just a sexual novelty.
Which in all honesty is what they are.

>>33451121

The way I see it, this is about acceptance- the small scale acceptance of a loving relationship or the large scale acceptance of coming off as a relative normie and non-pervert. I think you need to have a serious think about whether you'd rather hang onto the scraps of social acceptance you have with your probably weird friends, or commit to "her" and have something way more comforting and validating.

>>33451121
Chat to Emily more, we need to size up if she's acceptable

>>33451144
op doesn't have a girlfriend. if he did he wouldn't consider fucking a dude

>>33451121
don't pussy out mother fucker , send her the text , fuck them both up , shiet if i was you , would've gone full savage and beat the living shit out of both also steal their shit cuz i'm a gipsy mother fucker like that dude told me i am previous

OP IS GOING TO FUCK SOME BOIPUCCI SOON


AINT NOTHING BETTER THAN A STINKY WET BOIPUCCI OP

>>33450787

4chan: The Post


also good for you OP