ROLL FOR IMOUTO! or just plain sibling affection as well...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki
Go to random.
Find your imouto's superpower.

>>33148091
talent theft - the ability to steal a talent or skill

>>33148091
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corruption_Infusion

I'll play. I feel like it suits her.

>>33148091
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flash-Forward
I guess she get spoilers from the future and come back and tell them to me, but that seems overly cruel.
Maybe she'll travel to the future and grab some devious advanced tech.
Hopefully it's a Future Dildo or Future Make-You-A-Loli Serem and not a Future Mario Kart or a Future [spoilerTickling Device.

>>33148091
>compression
>the power to compress matter into a condensed size

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>>33148091
Dark Ice Manipulation.
Ice cold imouto sex.

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>>33147640
I doubt it, she's acting pretty normal. My paranoid side wants to believe she wants to hang out BECAUSE she saw it, but that's unlikely.

She'll be here in half an hour. I have no idea what I'm gonna do.

>>33148091
>Peak Human Endurance
Insert sex joke here.

>>33148690
I hope she has seen it.

>>33148690
In case your imouto did see it, I want her to also use the link to find her onii-chan's superpower.
>>33148285
>she shrinks you
>you become the ototo and now she's the onee-san

Gonna try to squeeze in an update while she's in the bathroom.

>go to grab a snack
>come back in the living room and she's sitting on the couch
>decide that her thighs look really comfy
>lay down and put my head in her lap
>wrap an arm around her butt
>she scratches my head
>decide to tease her
>kiss her thighs occasionally whenever there's an opening
>get closer and closer to her pussy
>kiss right on her pubic bone
>genuinely able to smell her pussy at this point
>can feel her thighs tensing up
>she gets up and goes to the bathroom

>>33149271
What did it smell like, imouto cuddler?

>>33149330
It was kind of like blankets, a ham sandwich, and just a little bit of moth balls. I think. I just threw together smells. One that smells kind of warm but fresh, sweet and meaty, and a little bit of sour.

>>33149437
Did you like it? That sounds pretty good.

>>33149553
Yeah, I was really fucking hard. I had to make a conscious effort to not go any further.

>>33148690
Apparently "We gotta hang out tonight!" means "I got into a fight with my roommate, can I stay with you tonight?" in white-bitch speak.

I'm on my way to grab some Chinese since there's no food at my house, gonna surprise her with some ice cream too.

My laptop is on the table, with the last thread open.

I'm actually going to die.

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>>33149859
This is actually a great idea. Believe in yourself and stay strong. You have wonderful imouto love right around the corner.

I believe in you, Pat!!!

>>33149859
Have condoms ready. Or alternatively a body bag for yourself.

>>33148029
I'm not here to argue either for or against incest, but a lot of the reasons in that image could also be used for advocating for pedophilia and zoophilia. Are robots in this general opposed to said two fetishes, or does everyone have an "anything goes" attitude for them in the same way as you guys do for incest?

>>33149859
I'll make sure your body is cremated, and the ashed are spread across the pacific.

imouto cuddler is a fucking wincest god, write a fucking book dude I'll buy ten

>>33149859
Cum in the ice cream.
Better yet, don't and say you did.

>>33150078
What's wrong with pedophilia and zoophilia, exactly?

>>33149859
There's zero evidence that she touched my computer, or even got off my couch once since I left. I didn't know I could be this angry and relieved at the same time.

We gonna eat and watch something, I'll report back if there's something to report. Should I put the laptop away? I feel like I don't wanna be around when/if she discovers what I've been doing.

>>33150516
But I'm eating some too.

>>33150915
It's possible she saw it, but doesn't want to talk about it.

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Imouto head pat bump!

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tfw highlight of your weekend is waiting for imouto cuddler to update

>>33150915
At this point, if she looks through this thread she's going to see you talking about her a bunch and taking advice from strangers on a Serbian glassblowing forum, and she might get creeped out.
My imouto is a creep, herself, so she wouldn't care, but for you, I don't know.

>>33151374
Same, Anon. I doubt we are the only ones.

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Well here's a small update, though it has nothing to do with her seeing or not seeing my message.

>Only one bed in my house because reasons
>Me:"So I guess I'll let you have my bed, I'll sleep out here or something"
>Her:"Nooo that's okay, it's your bed, I'm fine with the couch."
>"Bitch it's cold out here, you get the bed."
>"But you'll be cold!"
>"Then what, you wanna sleep together?"
>"Hah, I don't know. But really, the couch is fine."
>"Whatever, let's figure this out later."

Also she gave me a hug and kissed my cheek when I brought out the ice cream, that's mildly unusual.

>>33151478
Nah, the thread I had up is the one before this. Go read it, you'll figure out what's going on.

>>33151739
What? I read and posted in the thread. I remember you posting, I just don't remember much of what happened, I guess.
By the way, tell her someone died in the bed.

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>>33151825
Ah, okay. The idea is that she would see that thread, and not this one. She'd just be confused if she saw this one. Not that she won't murder me if she see's the correct thread or anything.

>>33151906
>douse your couch in gasoline and set it ablaze
>as a result, your couch will be on fire
>eventually your imouto will notice this peculiarity and might ask what's up
>look her straight in the eye and, without faltering, say "It must have been goddamn Russians."
>if she understands right away then you go sleep in bed with her
>if she doesn't quite get it yet, explain that Russians are used to being cold so they decided to, in burning the couch, 'warm up' your sleeping spot in a sardonic mockery of your inability to handle the relatively bearable cold of your environment, and after this, suggest you both sleep in the same bed
Does it sound good, Anon?

>>33152075
That does sound like something the Russians would do.

>>33152140
Damn commies. Better dead than red.

>Me: "I'm gonna go hop in the shower before it gets too late."
>Her: "Hold on, can I use your laptop to pick out a movie while you're gone?"
>"S-sure, it's on the table."

Time to hang myself in the shower.

>>33152868
>Pat is dead

then who are you?

>>33152676
Agreed.
I have just devised a challenge.
Think up a nickname for your imouto and keep calling her by it. See if she finds it cute or gets annoyed.
>when she grabs your butt
>>33152868
M-Maybe she knows and is just taunting you?

>>33152950
But I dont have an imouto :^(

>>33152985
Give her such an adorable, dorky nickname that she has no choice but to crawl from the depths on nonexistence into our Universe and call you a baka for it.

>>33152868
I wish you the best of luck comrade

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>>33152868
>"Geez, you take long showers :P"
>"Wh-whatever, did you find a movie?"
>"Yup."
>Check laptop
>Thor 2's open in MPC
>Someone closed Chrome
>As I started typing this, imouto yelled from the living room: "Stop talking to your pervert friends and start the movie!"

So it turns out my sister is the devil. See you guys in a couple hours, assuming I'm alive.

>>33153720
Can't really tell if she actually saw the heartfelt message or not

>>33153958
I guess we'll know in 3 hours.

>>33153720
>"Stop talking to your pervert friends and start the movie!"
She sounds just like mine. I'd say this is a good sign. It's also pretty cute!

>>33148029
why not
b l o cky block

Bumpus in my rumpus

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I just created some OC.
Who would win, guys?

All these anons worried about sister fuckery and I'm just trying to figure out how to hack Pokemon moon..

I wish my sister lived closer.

>>33155131
>that name

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>>33155131
Do you want to fuck your imouto or do you just want cute cuddles?

Or both

>>33155206

Both. But right now I want to figure out how to import my save back to my game.

>>33155273
Describe your imouto.

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>mfw imouto scratches my belly

>>33155604

Mkay. 5'2", slightly wavy brownish orange hair, dark brown eyes, freckles on her nose, shoulder and arm, little A, almost trying to be B cup boobies, slim body, but with a nice sporty ass, legs, thighs. Smiles a lot and when she grins she gets about three crinkles across the bridge of her nose. usually wears her hair in a braid or bun.

>>33155699
Sounds like a mega qt

>>33155735

Yea. She looks like a young Tina Fey. Hm. Now that I think about it. Just imagine Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, but half her age.

>>33155699
mind if you share picx?

>tfw my imouto doesn't give a shit about me lole

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>tfw huge siscon because I was molested by my big sister
>tfw every time I have sex with my imouto's friend I'm imagining it's her
>tfw had to bite my lip to keep from moaning imouto's name last night while her friend sucked me off

>>33155928

Nope no pics. Sorry, anon.

>>33155946
How gud were the nee-san sexual activities? Tell us all about it

>>33156165
They were amazing. She had a crazy libido so we were going at it a lot. I think the very first thing she ever did with me was suck me off. It blew my mind how good it felt. Then every time we did something more, it would be like that first blowjob all over again. The best was when we'd make love while our parents and imouto were home. Had that element of danger to it, and it was always really passionate. Kissing, nails in my back, and light biting, that kind of thing.

>>33156211
I'm so fucking jealous...what did she look like it what was her body like?

>>33156243
Tall, brown hair and eyes. Really nice curves. Not ridiculously chesty, but definitely above average. She shaved, too. She was really good at making me jealous, though. I know for a fact she was fucking other guys while our "relationship" was ongoing, and it tore me up inside. Especially after she broke it off with me. Haven't seen her in a few years now, she moved away and got married, so I'm not sure how she looks now.

>>33156315
That sucks, but at least the sex was mind-blowing while it lasted, it sure it taught you how to pleasure other girls very well.

Any chance your imouto might be interested in your romantically and/or sexually?

>>33156378
Yeah, the sex was the most fun I've ever had. Really fucked with my emotions for a while after, though.
>Any chance your imouto might be interested in your romantically and/or sexually?
Nah. We're just siblings. I'd love to have sex with her at least once, though. It's not even that she's exceptionally hot, it's just that I want that forbidden feeling again, I guess. Her friend's pretty cute, though. Short blonde hair, petite. Gorgeous blue eyes. I'm thinking of getting serious with her.

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>>33156411
You're in a pretty good spot then. Is her friend cuter than her?

Imagine a threesome with the two of them...

>>33156484
I'm not really sure who's cuter. Imouto's got a better figure, but it's still close.
>Imagine a threesome with the two of them...
Please no, I've already blown my load four times today. I want my imouto to sit on my face while her friend rides me bareback, and then have them switch

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>>33156513
Now I'm going to blow my load...

Patrick has made love to his sister.

TIME TO VOTE!

enter 1 for YES
enter 2 for NO

>>33156560
Yeah, I have to change my underwear now because thinking about it got me leaking pre-cum. Shame I can't get her friend out here tonight to help with this.

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Well, stuff happened. No, we didn't fuck. I don't even know, man.

>Nothing to speak of happened during the movie.
>We were close together on the couch, but not exactly cuddling. Our sides were kinda pressed together, but with a blanket separating us.
>Movie ends, we make small-talk about nothing
>Can't take it anymore, I ask: "Did you close all the tabs on my laptop?"
>Yup
>"Did you look at any of them?"
>Yup
>"...What did you see exactly?"
>"I saw SOMEONE telling their creepy friends all about their little sister."
>"They're not my friends, it's an anonymous thing..."
>"So you told random pedophiles on the internet all about your little sisters tits."
>"...I'm sorry."
>"Don't do that shit anymore."
>"Did you see the message?"
>"What message?"
>"Uhh..."
>"Oh right, that."
>"Uhhhhh..."
>"You said you wanted to talk"
>"Yeah"
>"Why not text me?"
>"You're sitting in front of me"
>"Asshole, so what do you wanna say to me?"
>"I'm sorry for all this."
>"Don't be sorry, you said you wanted to tell me how you feel."
>"Umm...
>"I'm sorry, I don't mean to sound angry, I'll listen to you."
>I proceeded to ramble on about "muh feelings", mostly just reiterating on what I said in the message
>Me:"So what about the stuff you did, what was that about?
>"Ummmm what?"
>"Showing me your tits all those times, all the times you let me rub your legs, that swimsuit thing..."
>"Noooooo I was just messing with you!"
>"Is that how siblings tease eachother these days?"
>"Hahah, I thought we were close enough to do stuff like thaaaaat."
>"Well, I'm not saying you're not, it just went kinda far..."
>"...I'm sorry Pat."
>"Don't apologize."
>"It's my fault though!!! I confused you and shit..."
>"I would've ended up like this anyway."
>"How would you end up an incest pervert without a sexy sister like me around? :P"
>"The fuck? That's not what I said"
>"Heehee, I'm sorry, am I doing it again?"
>"You're fine, don't worry about it."
>"I'm really sorry though... What should we do?"
Cont>

We had a discussion about pubes

>laying in her bed
>rubbing around that lower stomach/pubic bone area of her body
>she has just a tiny, tiny happy trail
>brush it back and forth
>space out and keep doing it
>she pushes my hand away and looks embarrassed
>ask her what's up
>she hesitates and thinks about what she's going to say
>"Do I have too much hair?"
>tell her I'm fine with however much hair she has
>"Well I think you have a bit too much"
>oh
>awkwardly try to play it off
>"Maybe you could try to clean it up some"

I guess I have some manscaping to do.

>>33156613
Does your imouto know you've been fucking her friend?
>>33156723
Didn't you say earlier that you wanted her to have a better-groomed pussy?
>>33156708
Oh boy. This is interesting.

>>33156891
>Does your imouto know you've been fucking her friend?
I don't think so. I asked her to keep it quiet. It's not illegal or anything, but there's still a pretty significant age gap and it would look bad for me.

>>33156918
So how did you come to start fucking her friend anyway?

Sorry I'm asking a lot of questions here, but this is very interesting for my mind and my dick.

Is there any updates on dominant Loli anon?

>>33156891
Yes and no. I'm not really bothered by it and if she chose to keep it I would get over it pretty fast. I just want to do more stuff down there and I think that a little less could help some. Also a little trimmed would look nicer. She's got a bit of a jungle down there.

>>33156962
>So how did you come to start fucking her friend anyway?
She's had a crush on me forever, and I flirted with her when they were both over, with my sister not in the room. Kissed a little, too, before sis got back. Then there was some back and forth via phone, and a few days later she came by alone and the rest is history. I expect it would be a lot harder with a girl who's not still nursing a childhood crush on you.

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>>33156708
Hope it wasn't too hard to tell who's saying what, I'll be better about it this time:

>P: "What do you mean?"
>E: "About all this!"
>P: "Well, how do you feel about it?"
>E: "I don't know!"
>P: "Alright, do you think I'm awful and disgusting?"
>E: "Noooooo you're fine, I'm the problem."
>P: "What the hell, you didn't do anything."
>E: "But I confused you!"
>P: "And that's my fault, not yours."
>E: "Hmph. Well what should I do?"
>P: "You don't have to do anything..."
>E: "But you want something from me."
>P: "All I want is you, in whatever form that takes."
>E: "God, how can you say that! Hahaha..."
>P: "So..."
>E: "I don't know, I still love you and I don't think you're gross or anything, I just don't think I feel how you do...
>P: "That's fine."
>E: "...Should I stop teasing you?"
>P: "Nah, I kinda miss it."
>E: "Pervert :P.
>E: "I'm free all day tomorrow, can we just hang out here and maybe talk more once I have time to think?"
>P: "Sure".
>E: "Great. Well, I wanna get to bed soon. Can I use your shower first?"
>P: "Knock yourself out."
>E: "Thanks!

And that somehow ended up too long even after cutting out inconsequential stuff, fuck.

She's still in the bathroom doing something, I'm just laying in bed not sure if I regret my whole life or not. No idea what's gonna happen tomorrow.

>>33157018
She's actually masturbating in the bathroom. She's going to gather her thoughts overnight and confess to you tomorrow.

Keep us updated.

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>TFW you browse /pol/ and /r9k/ and your sister is a tumblrina so I avoid her at all costs and BTFO her everytime she says something retarded.

>>33157275
But is she cute/hot

But would you fuck her

>>33157289
>is she cute/hot
Don't know never look at her like that.

>would you fuck her?
No. I watch plenty of hentai to keep me from wanting to fuck people.

>>33157348
what college does she go to

>>33157389
She's in highschool, I'm in college.

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>>33157066
Dammit dubs, why are you probably right. I knocked on the door 'cause I had to piss, and I heard her jump up and knock something off the counter.

She's out now, she conveniently forgot to bring any clothes and kicked me out of my room so she can steal some of mine. Should I say anything else to her once she's done?

>>33157411

Tell her if she's going to wear your cloths, you at least get to watch her out them on.

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This reminds me of old /b/ when people actually tried to fuck their sisters before the moral fags showed up

>>33157411
"I really love you."
Honest and straight to the point. Do this.

Are you going to sleep in the same bed?

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>tfw you keep checking messenger for a message from your imou- ahem, I mean, from your sister

>>33148029
Oh dear lord, shine on you crazy diamonds luckily my sister is ugly so i never have to even consider incest

>>33157479
I dunno about the bed thing, she went straight back to the couch once she got dressed.

I'll tell her that and talk to her about the beds again, wish me luck I guess.

>>33157411
I love you

start kissing her neck and go through her lips

>>33157544
You really love getting dubs too don't you?

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>>33157275
>daily reminder that keeping the bloodline pure and having intense, high energy, sizzling hot imouto love is NOT degenerate

there is still time to convert her, fellow /pol/ack

>>33157544
dubs are with you
you will do fine and get IMOUTO! love

>>33157570
I'm aware I can redpill her, I've been showing my distaste of political correctness and have thrown out "degenerate" a couple of times.

>>33157544
>>33157566
>>33157411
>>33157066
Many dubs have been given to Pat. He will succeed!!!

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>>33157678
Thanks in advance, dubgods.

We talked a little more, she insists on staying on the couch, but said she'll think about joining me if it's too cold (Which it fucking will be, there's no damn insulation in the living room, so I guess I can look forward to that).

I told her I love her, and she kinda shoved me and said to get to bed. And that's where I am now. I'm not even gonna try to think about what I should do next, I just wanna sleep.

>massive incestfag
>that feel when no sister

Been a single child for 15 years. Then mom and dad decide to have another one. A boy comes out.

Little fucker.
he was qt before turning 10. Now he's just an obnoxious faggot like I was at that age

>>33158129
Stay awake for a few hours in case she does feel cold and comes to you.
If it takes too long, try walking near hear on underwear. I assume you have to cross where she's sleeping to go to the kitchen?
Go get some snacks with a boner or something, and let her see it

>wake up
>still no imuto
Every time

>>33158129
Sleep well, brave soldier. If you wake up in the middle of the night and she is sleeping in bed with you, try to move her unconscious body so that she is in a cuddling positions with you (arms around your back or hands touching your chest, feet intertwined, whatever). Make sure she wakes up in the morning before you (or at least pretend you're asleep when she wakes up). When she sees and feels this cuddling scene, it will plant the idea of a relationship between you two in her mind, increasing your chances.

My take on the masturbation situation:
That would have been too weird a situation to masturbate in if she felt totally uncomfortable with your confession and she had no/a negative sexual response to you. Therefore, there's only two real options here:
>She masturbated to cut back her primal sexual urges that arose from your confession
>Your confession got her so excited that she felt a need to immediately masturbate in very close proximity to you
Either way, she's interested.

I hope you're still awake to read this, Pat. I'm getting analytic here but I think what I'm saying is good stuff. You have a chance, a good one even, and don't forget that. Keep a strong resolve.

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>>33158167
Bitch it's cold, even if I had the guts to do that, my dick'll just shrink.

I'll sleep in my boxers though, but I do that anyway. I guess we'll see how that goes if she decides to join me.

>>33158427
What age are you and her?

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>>33158393
I don't even know if I believe myself when I said she's masturbating, but thanks regardless. If she ends up in my bed cuddling will be inevitable no matter what I do. I just hope me sleeping in boxers isn't pushing it too far.

I barely even know what resolve feels like, and I still have no idea what my endgame is with all this. I'm just gonna go with the flow and do my best to make sure she's happy and comfortable.

I will now sleep for real.

>>33158480
22 and nearly18.

>>33158568
Show her your imouto porn collection you obviously keep on your phone.
Or maybe try to secretly leave your phone out for her to snoop through.

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>>33158716
Or just do pic related.

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>>33158716
Most of it's on my laptop though. I wonder how things would've gone if she snooped through my pictures instead of my history. Maybe she did both actually, that would make her random "What do you masturbate to?" question make more sense.

>>33158789
I assume you're joking, but now I wanna know what she would do. She doesn't really care about ass grabs, and I've touched her tits before. But no, don't give me bad ideas.

Sleeping for real this time.

>>33158883
''I've touched her tits before''

Say what?

Bumping this glorious thread, we need to prevent this to go 404 and have the aftermath tales told to us.

I'll give it a bump.

Also, I haven't written much recently, sorry. But since I'm around, feel free to do the whole ama thing.

Also also, I figured out how to get my save file on Pokemon transfered, just in case anyone was worried about that.

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>>33148029
I am as they say "rolling"

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>>33159934

Chicken chan is the shit.

>>33159922

thread is most active during the afternoon/evening.

we count on europoors and straya cunts to keep it alive until then if not we just make another.

but we would like to make a new 1 after 500 posts STRAYA CUNTS!

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>>33160281

Orginisnsl

>>33157018
I want to hear the inconsequential stuff tho, pat.

>>33157570
>tfw rabid /pol/ack
>actually considering this
If my sister and I had a kid it would be so aryan.

>>33159967
I am "rolling" as well, even though I don't have a sister. :(

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>>33160674
>If my sister and I had a kid

don't let your dreams be dreams anon

>>33160805

That's cool. But whyd you reply to me?

>>33161015
becuase fuck you, faggot.

>>33161021

Well that was rude.

>>33148029
Rolling, hope this turns out well

>>33148029
Rollin

Let's see how fast I never get to talk to her again.

>>33161372
"Why are you texting me at 3 AM? I have class tomorrow you jerk."

What do I do?

>>33161396
write back.

time wont change my feelings for you.

>>33161440
No. That sounds nothing like me.

>>33148029
rollioli rollioli show me the formuoli

>>33161452
fuck are we supposed to know what you sound like?

do you stand next to vending machines and lecture it over your choice before you press the button?

>>33161452

-

my dick has no time zone.

>>33161463
"I love you"
"I love you as well"

7 year olds are so sweet

>>33161396

Give her a good ol' 'oops, wrong person' or 'sorry I was drunk'

Oregami oregano

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amerifats wake up already

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>>33162592

Been up all night, faggot.

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>>33150081
>I'll make sure your body is cremated, and the ashed are spread across the pacific.

How about spreading his ashes around Chiba prefecture instead?

>>33162998
I hope you at least fucked your sister

>>33163238

Yes. Yes I have. That's kind of my shtic.

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>>33163364
Yeah, I know. When's the next time?

>>33163476

It really shouldn't be too much longer.

>if I wasn't busy playing pokemon.

Fuck.

>>33163493
Why don't you play it while your imouto is riding you?

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>>33162592
>amerifats wake up already

Sorry, slept too long because I don't have a cute imouto to wake me up.

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>>33163555

Or rather, I do have a cute imouto, but she lives on the other side of the world, in Australia.

>>33163511

Ha. That's kind of ironic, because I actually have. Vidya and sex at the same time. But I can't so it now because she lives over a thousand miles away. My dick isn't that long.

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>>33163574
>not bringing your imouto back home from the other side of the world

>>33163706
See >>33163717
oreimo

I had a dream last night about fucking my 16 year old cousin. I'm 24 and I want her so bad

>>33163724

She's in college, studying for her finals.

>>33163794
Are you two going to move together after she graduates?

>>33163824

Who knows. I'm not a clairvoyant.

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>>33163837
I take that as a yes. Please take her as your wifemouto for the rest of us.

>>33148029

>>Go hug your sister and post results.
>tfw sister has OCD
>tfw she has a panic attack if anybody makes any kind of physical contact ith her

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>>33163968
Onii-chan hugs and warmth should cure even the most socially deprived and anxious imoutos.

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WINCEST BUMP
Let's not let this thread die before our fellow american sister fuckers wake up

I really don't think Pat is going to have much luck. Imouto cuddler is living the dream though.

im up but now i need to go to work.

I don't know if this is almost getting caught, it wasn't really close but we had one of those panic moments.

>my sister wakes me up
>she's standing over me smiling
>"Do you want to take me to lunch today?"
>I guess that means I'm taking her to lunch
>I'm a little horny, also have morning wood
>she's standing there in panties
>can't resist her
>her cameltoe revealed through so little fabric
>I just reach for it
>start rubbing her pussy
>she yelps out of surprise and tells me to stop
>our mom is home
>decide to try and get a handjob out of her
>pull my blanket down and show her my dick through my boxers
>her breathing is noticably heavier
>ask her if she wants to do me a favor
>she says she isn't sure if it's a good time to do it
>after a bit of talk back and forth I convinced her to grab some lotion and jack me off
>she gets under the blanket and takes some lotion down there
>she slowly jacks me off
>she's surprisingly good
>she twists her hand a bit, applies some good pressure
>tell her I'm about to cum
>she doesn't really know what to do
>it ends up shooting all over her stomach
>right as it happens my mom calls for her
>can hear her walking down the hallway
>comes into my room
>"Oh, did you ask him about taking you to lunch while we're out today?"
>my sister nods
>think about fucking hot this is
>she's covered in my cum and trying to hide it while talking to our mom
>"Well get ready so we can leave to get those shoes really quick before your dad gets back"
>my sister nods
>my mom stands there and looks at us for a few seconds and then leaves
>turn my head and kiss my sister
>she looks completely terrified
>laugh
>lift the blanket and see a decent amount of cum on her torso
>tell her to grab a towel that was on my floor to wipe down and then change
>kiss her again and she gets to it and leaves

>>33164654
>my mom stands there and looks at us for a few seconds and then leaves

Mom is picking something up on her radar, anon. I guarantee it.

>>33164756
Let's hope not. Maybe I should have us slow down some. It could be a good idea to keep stuff only to when they're gone or asleep.

>>33164654
I hope if things go south you never post here again, we all want to believe in the happy ending.

>>33164927
i disagree. ignorance is NOT bliss

>>33150078
Zoophilia and Pedophilia both deal with trying to court and have sex with undeveloped individuals who can't make informed decisions the same way adult humans can.

Zoophilia is worse though.

>>33156973
>wake up
>read through thread and see this post
>then see this post
>>33162592
>imouto is still sleeping
>decide to go into her room and shout 'USA!' in her face
>it doesn't wake her up
>start slamming my palm against her belly in beat with chanting 'USA!'
>she wakes up and seems rather annoyed
>I keep doing it
>she grabs my arm and guides my hand from her belly to her breasts
>she holds it in place there and asks me if I "want to keep bothering her"
>I don't respond
>she says "I thought so."
>she tells me to make pancakes for breakfast and then goes back to bed

>>33165103
>fucking a horse is worse than fucking a toddler
Both are fucking disgusting, but come on

>>33163706
Wait, since when has Columnfag fucked his imouto?

>>33165541
What about fucking a baby horse?
Probably less work getting it to hold still at the least.

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>>33164654
As hot as this is, maybe you should be a little more careful in the future. If this keeps up, you're going to either get caught or knock her up or both.

>>33166231
I agree with you. It was pretty irresponsible of me to pressure her into doing that which put her in a bad situation. I'm probably going to hear about it from her in a few minutes when we're getting lunch. I'm going to try and be better about it. I'm the adult in the situation and I should be the more mature one, right now it's her.

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>>33166445
It's funny considering just a couple of weeks ago you were being extremely careful and uncertain about all of this and now you're letting your dick make your decisions.

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>>33165493
>not screaming Make America Great Again while grabbing her by the pussy

fucking low energy.

>>33165653
Who knows? Unlikely its even the real columnfag, even more unlikely his story was even real.

>>33148029
do people really have this shitty relationships with their siblings as much as this thread leads me to believe? i used to sleep with my big sister all the time, i remember showering with her a couple times. now that i think about it, maybe we were a little weird, unfortunately it didn't evolve any further than that, bad for you perverts ;^)

>>33167377
>i used to sleep with my big sister all the time
i obviously mean non-sexually, as in "share a bed with" kind of sleeping kek

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Sorry for the late update, 4chan was shitting itself, we slept in way too late and had a weird and busy morning.

Yes, she ended up in my bed at some point. I had already fallen asleep, so I didn't even realize it until five minutes before she woke up. She had her back to me and was as far away on the bed as possible, but her legs stuck out at an angle and her feet were on my legs. She gets cold feet, so that's probably all that was.

Anyway, she woke up about five minutes after I did, and she immediately got up and looked like she was trying to sneak out quietly. I kinda sat up halfway and said good morning, which made her jump. She then said "Don't take that fucking blanket off!" and scurried out the room.
I'm guessing she didn't wanna see me in my boxers or my morning wood.

I tossed some clothes on and went out to talk to her:
>P: Good morning, again.
>E: Yo, I didn't realize you sleep naked, or were you trying to pull something weird with your baby sister?
>P: What... I wasn't even naked, I always sleep like that...
>E: Heehee, it's fine... So what's up?
>P: Should we go out to eat somewhere?
>E: Noooo I can't leave!
>P: ...Why?
>E: Your big-ass clothes don't fit me, I'm not going out with pants falling off my ass and no underwear!
>P: ...Why aren't you wearing underwear.
>E: I didn't bring any!
>P: Are you always this underprepared?
>E: Shut up, go to my house and get me some damn clothes!
>P: Go yourself.
>E: I can't! You'll be fine, my roommate's at work.
>P: ...What should I get?
>E: I dunno, you pick. Just don't forget my panties! And bring at least two outfits, and my pajamas.
>P: ...Why?
>E: I have tomorrow off and I don't wanna see my roommate, I'm staying here again.
>P: Thank you for deciding this on your own.
>E: It's fine, you love me.

And so, this morning was spent driving back and forth across town, rummaging through my sisters underwear, and quickly grabbing bagels.

>>33167557
I hope you saved a pair for yourself.

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>>33167635
I did happen to grab more pairs than she asked for. For no reason.

Without even really thinking about it, I grabbed a bunch of black and white striped stuff (a sweater, leggings, panties), and now she's convinced I have "a goddamn zebra fetish". And yet she decided to wear all three. What is wrong with this woman.

Now she's just watching TV while I dick around on the computer. Should I ask her again about yesterday or should I wait for her to bring it up?

>>33167860
Godspeed pat, update us more i need to know every detail.

>>33167860
>not cumming in her undies and making her wear them so they drip all over her down her leg

these threads are great fap material, keep it up

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>>33167860
Go cuddle with her. NOW

This thread is all just turboautist roleplay right?

>>33166754
If I'm Jeb Bush, my bully imouto is Donald Trump.
>S L O W A N D S T E A D Y
>>33167860
Which candidate of the 2016 election is your imouto, Pat?

>>33168329
I'm not sure, but this riveting nonetheless.

>>33167860
I have to ask, have you played all these games or do you just post them from an imouto VN CG collection? You've been giving me some good 'recommendations'.

>>33168329
>im not degenerate enough to fuck my imouto so no one is
normies won't understand

>tfw your finally up to date
FFS, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO IMOUTO CUDDLER
>>33167860
Goodluck pat, I hope everything works out

>>33168530
Not degenerate, lucky.
I'm not lucky enough to have an imouto.

>>33168618
In 10 words or less, prove you'd be a good onii-chan.

>>33168628
I would set a positive example and protect her.

Very quick update while my sister's taking a piss.

I sat next to her on the couch, and she immediately layed her legs across my lap and was all "You like these dumb zebra legs you picked out?" I said yeah, she's all "They're soft, touch them!" And so I just kinda stroked her legs and feet for a while until she got up to pee. I'm a slight footfag and I'm pretty sure she knows it. I have no idea what she's doing. I'm gonna try to talk to her about things when she gets back, keep wishing me luck.

>>33168540
Nothing. We went to lunch and then came home. We did cutesy stuff and acted like a couple but nothing dirty happened. I'm gonna keep it clean today, I think that stunt I pulled earlier made her pretty nervous.

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>>33168942
Damn nigga give that ho a foot massage right now.

>>33168942
>imouto feet
This again, cute! Cuuuute! Here's some things you can do:
>spill food on her feet
>tie her ankles up
>cum in her socks and have her wear them
>rub her feet like a good, obediant onii-chan
>>33169076
I'm the fuckin' foot master
I don't tickle or nothing

>>33169040
how big is your dick btw

>>33168942
Ohmygod pat rub those FUCKING LEGS LIKE YOU MEAN IT, DO IT FOR US IMOUTO-LESS ANONS

Holy shit. I stayed up all night playing vidya and then slept in until 3pm. And Pat still hasn't fucked his sister. Wtf?

Pat, why do you use spoilers??

>>33169328
I haven't measured since I was like 12. Probably close to six inches.

>>33169703
Sisterfucker meetup when

>>33169703
Do not criticize pat, you heathen.

>>33169703
Precisely because Pat hasn't gotten any action makes it the most believable.

I'm not even here for the fugg, I'm here more for the hugg side of things when it comes to imoutos.

>>33169987
same here, number 87

>>33169987
This desu, it's about the journey, not the destination ect

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Not all incest is wincest but all wincest is good incest
bump

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Is this thread... dying?

>>33171178
Don't worry. I'm about to make a really good fucking post.
>still wearing imouto's panties

>>33168942
Tickle her feet, she'll be all over you.
May the wincest be with you.

>>33171197
Here it is, a really fucking good post.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11800102
>>33171217
this

>>33171278
>not a multiple choice
I want a slightly yandere lustful onee-chan that gives surprise blowjobs and screams when fucking and has heart-shaped eyes and makes an ahegao, a tsundere imouto that hits, kicks and verbally abuses me but is really submissive in bed and a shy, pure imouto that just likes cuddling but sometimes asks for fugg with a trembling voice and a red face.

>>33171278
I ain't clickin that link, niggAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>33171474
Did you forget to take your meds today?

>>33171485
Why not? It's a straw poll, it's not like it's a torrent or something. It's a trusted site.

>>33150915
lmao you are a dead man

>>33171601
You can not breach my OPSEC, foreign spy.

>>33171512
I don't need no drugs, all I need is sisterly love!

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Presented without comment.

>Sister comes back
>"Oh good, my footrest is still here"
>Sits back down just like before, except a little closer, the back of her thighs are touching my leg
>Don't really do anything for a minute
>E: Sooo you gonna rub my soft legs again?
>P: I guess, do you like it when I do this?
>E: Hah, I don't know, it feels good I guess. But I know you like it.
>P: What makes you think that?
>E: You used to touch them all the time, I'm not dumb :P
>P: You shoved them in my face
>E: Not all the time!
>Don't respond, just start massaging her feet through the leggings, harder than before
>E: Hee, there you go!
>Just do that for a little while, we talk about dumb little things, nothing noteworthy
>Hover around her knees for a while, don't know if I can risk going higher
>E: So you really like my legs that much?
>P: I guess
>E: Pervert
>P: You asked me to do this
>E: Why do you like them?
>P: They're attached to you
>E: Shut up!
>P: So why are you doing this?
>E: I thought about your message again
>P: Wait, what?
>E: You wanted to know what our boundaries are
>P: Uhhh
>E: I know what you want, and I really don't mind stuff like this, I just don't know how far we should go...
>P: Uhhhhh
>E: So push me!
>P: What?
>E: I wanna know where my boundaries are too, so push them! We're siblings, being this close shouldn't be weird
>P: What the hell do you want me to do?
>E: I dunno, you can stop rubbing my knees and grab my thighs for starters
>P: What the hell...
>And then she scootched herself forward so her thighs were under my hands, and her ass was on my lap
>P: What...
>E: Do it! It's still my legs, what's the difference?
>And then I massaged her thighs for a while
>E: See? It's just your sisters legs, don't freak out
>P: You're horrible
>E: No I'm the best, you love me

We kinda wound down after that. She thanked me for the massage and is figuring out where she wants to eat.

I'm so lost right now.

>>33171839
Keep escalating.
She said to push her, so do it.
Go slow though. You want that pussy flooding like the Niagara Falls before risking everything

>>33171839
how did that not end with your hand on her crotch

>>33171839
Dude she just literally asked you to fuck her pussy with your dick

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>>33171839
You're progressing in a good direction. Keep it up, soon you both will be more and more comfortable with contact. Frankly you don't even need advice you are doing this masterfully on your own onii chan

>>33171839
PAT FOR FUCKS SAKE I HAVE NO IMOUTO, THINK OF MY PAIN AND PUUUUUSH

>>33171839
She wants you to escalate, no doubt. I knew bumping this thread was worth it, what a roller coaster lmao

>>33171839
>we have two, possibly three robots starting to fuck their sisters within the last couple of weeks

>>33171839
Your imouto is literally a physical goddess. She teases you so damn perfectly.
Pinch her nipples a little. Make salads.
>imouto demands I let her style my hair
She has nefarious schemes. I am unsure if I should accept.

>>33171698
I smoke a certain herbal medicine with my imouto a few times a week.
We even took a shower together once because of it.

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>>33171839
>tfw ywn have an imouto let alone one as perfect as this
Its getting hard to go on some days

>>33172199
How degenerate....
>>33172114
Their robot statuses are questionable, though. Especially cuddle-chan.

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>>33167402
sure anon...

thanks for the bump by the way.

>>33172297
It sure doesn't feel degenerate, especially because we smoke from the same bong and the thought that I am indirectly kissing my sister's lips is a warm and happy one.

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She figured out what she wants to eat, but insisted I let her go get it by herself. I'm too exhausted to guess what her plan is at this point.

>>33169703
It's a dumb habit, someone told me ages ago that adding spoilers and a picture makes the post more noticeable. I'll try to cut back.

>>33168520
I've played a few, mostly I just scrub the booru's for sister content.

>>33171917
>>33171967
>>33172139
Thanks, stuff like this makes me feel better in a weird way. It gives me the slightest feeling that this won't all break apart at any moment.

>>33172660
Maybe you should kiss them directly, next time.

>>33172942
I'm a coward when it comes to romance.
Being high as fuck and naked in the shower with her was as direct as I could ever bring myself to get. I'm still a virgin, after all.

>>33172679
I actually like the spoilers pat, don't stop, it makes me feel like im reading something super secret or something.
>>33173059
how did you not get a boner in the shower? get a boner for imouto

>>33173059
Don't think about it, just do it.

>>33172679
Dude, she clearly loves to tease you. She's a banterlord, like mine but a little more subtle and less of a bully. Even if she actually was made mad by the thread, it seems she was eager to tease you about it.
>tfw she's the third most important thing in the world to me
Baneposting is the second most important.
My waifu, who is Cherry Pie from The Nutshack and who, like the Anon I am about to reply to, is still a virgin, is the most important.
>>33173059
Tell her she's cute. Be smug about it. Say she's cute, but not as cute as you. Maybe this well help you stop being a virgin.
>being grinded on still doesn't make me an non-virgin
I'm not sure if I'm ready to boink my imouto...

>>33173101
I'm pretty sure I had a perpetual boner when it happended, It was just two months ago.

I have to get some firewood in, after that I'll try to greentext the story.

>>33173246
How often do you two hang out?

>>33173246
your sister didnt care that you had a boner?

>>33173579
I bet she'd be offended if he didn't.

Or suspect him of the gay.

>>33173979
But aren't normies not attracted to their siblings? something to do with scent or something?
>>33173246
FUCKING GREEN TEXT ALREADY

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Nothing major to report, but I'll greentext anyway.

As an aside, you fuckers already know her name, I'm gonna stop typing sister or imouto every time.

>Em comes back (with Taco Bell, of all things)
>Ask her again why she wanted to go by herself
>E: I wanted to thinkkkkk
>P: About what?
>E: About youuuu
>P: What about me?
>E: About whether or not I should call the cops
>P: What the fuck?
>E: I'm kidding :P
>P: I didn't even do anything...
>E: Noooo they need to arrest me
>P: What
>E: For screwing with my brotherrrrrr
>P: Come on, let's just eat
>E: I'm sorry for making you grab my thighs
>P: Why are you sorry?
>E: I'm just confusing you againnnnn
>P: I'm past the point of confusion, I know how I feel
>E: Sooo... was that like a sex thing to you?
>P: Fucking what?
>E: Like I dunno, did my thighs turn you on?
>P: Wasn't that the idea?
>E: Oh my god hahah, I was just showing you that my legs aren't anything weird or special!
>P: So you had zero sexual intentions at all?
>E: Nope.
>P: Are you lying?
>E: I dunno, haha... you're my brother.
>P: And you're my extremely sexual sister.
>E: Don't fucking say that! Oh god haha... Can we just eat now?
>P: I guess

And so we ate. We're debating whether to go out and do something or just watch a movie again. What the fuck is this day turning into.

>>33172297
I was almost a normie in high school. I'm definitely a lot less socially active since I started college. Really all I talk to is my sister and a couple people in one of my classes.

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>>33173387
We live together, along with mom and dad. They vacation two or three times a year, so we pretty much have the house to ourselves for 1 to 3 weeks at a time.

>>33173579
I'll get to that.

>October 8th 2016, be 22, Imouto is 19
>Home alone with her, mom and dad went to Kentucky to visit dad's uncle who is had a stroke.
>I ask Imouto if she wants to smoke.
>"Hell yeah"
>She never turns down weed, especially since I'm the one who buys it.
>We end up smoking a bowl, talking about movies
>I start to put the bong, but she still want some more
>"If we're going to get some of the way fucked up, might as well get all the way fucked up." she says.
>I agree because I'm a bad influence.
>Once the bowl was finished, we were blazed.
>I help her into the living room, we watch netflix for awhile.
>I'm kind of cold, so I tell her I'm gonna take a shower
>Get undressed, open the shower door and turn on the water
>Hear a knock on the bathroom door.
>Imouto's cold and she doesn't want to be alone.
>I wrap a towel around my waist and open the door.
>"It's kinda creepy being by myself, can I just stay in here."
>I'm going to be naked though.
>"I won't look, I just sit on the toliet. Pleeeeeease?"
>Eh, fuck it. Tell her sure, it doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother her.
>Also I'm too high to really understand what is going on.

Let me get a drink and I'll type up the next part.

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>Tfw no imouto nor big sis

Life sucks. I mean, if there is a god, it's probably the most sadistic fucker in existence.

>Hey, this one I will make him have a fetish for sisters
>But I will also make sure that he doesn't get one
>haha, get cucked motherfucker


Incest was literally my first curiosity when I learned about sex, and basically the first thing I started to look up in porn after learning that I could write "porn" on google and find stuff. And to this day is basically the only thing I can always get off to.


Fuck, I just wanted a sister to be my gf. Why can't I have that?

>>33174275
when you get back remember to put details anon, really analyze your memories, how did she react to your boner?
>>33174333
I'm in the same boat anon, we just have to put up with it. My plan is to become some fucking wizard and hopefully get a girl who will pretend

>>33174231
Show her your thighs and say they're cuter than hers!
>>33174333
Maybe trips means you'll wake up and have an imouto.

>>33174231
Seems like a step backward. I think she is feeling guilty so you need to address these feelings of hers because they are getting in the way of wincest. To do this you should tell her that she is right that you are perv and then ask her if she would be ok with that and indulging me in your perviness sometimes.

>>33174436
He can admit to being a pervert, but should he also accuse her of actually wanting a thighs/feet rubdown? I don't know.

>tfw sister
>tfw don't want to fuck her

Incest as a forbidden love sort of thing appeals somewhat to me, but not with my real sister. I'm a tranny anyway.

>>33174364
Getting a gf who is also into it and living life pretending to be a incestuous couple would be the closest I could get to heaven, I guess. Tho that sure is a rare find. One per existence.

>>33174378
Wish meme magic could give me this blessing, so I could wake up and see that it was all a bad dream and that I just fell asleep cuddling my sister like we do everyday.

>>33174520
That's not a bad thing. Loving her and protecting her is all you need to do as her sister. Taking it the extra mile is something you decide for yourself.

>>33174599
you know 'brother' does not end in -ter so that spoiler fooled nobody.

>>33174520
this

even the tranny part

>>33174599
I really care about my sister. She has a good heart, which seems to be a really rare quality for people. She's also smart and hard-working. She had a rough go of it in high school, but she's really gotten better since going to college and getting a more responsible boyfriend and not hanging out with the crowd she was hanging out with.

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>>33174275
>She walks in and sits down, then she shuts the door and locks it.
>"Those fuckin' clown aren't getting me"
>She hates clown, and with the whole creepy clown thing going on she hardly goes outside.
>I give her a "thumb's up" in approval and step into the shower.
>I love this shower, comfiest place in the whole house. About 4x4 feet, which is just big enough to be roomy, with feeling like wasted space.
>Now that I'm in the shower, I take off the towel and throw it over the top of the glass pane.
>"Sorry, but I feel safer in here with you."
>Darn right you do, Imouto.
>She's still just sitting there.
>"How's it feel in there?" she asks me.
>Nice and warm, feels like a jungle waterfall paradise compared to outside, which is around 30 degrees F.
>"The weed tasted was pretty good, wasn't it?" she says.
>I think she's trying to make small talk to cover up the fact that I'm naked about four feet away from her.
>I tell her yeah, it was a pretty good batch.
>Just realized I forgot my washcloth, so I ask her to hand me one.
>She says "Okay, I think I'll hop in too, if you don't mind."
>Yeah it's fine, thanks.
>Wait a second...
>I turn around and she her taking off her shirt.
>THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?!
>And then she's unbuttoning her jeans.

Imouto wants me for a minute, so I'll get back with the next part when I can.

>>33174884
STICK A PENIS IN HER VAGINA ALREADY

>>33174884
ANON COME THE FUCK BACK I NEED TO KNOW AND YOU NEED TO GREENTEXT FASTER

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Well, here's a twist for you.

Em suddenly wanted to know "What's up with all those porny pictures you posted on that website?". And now she's looking through about 500 pictures of anime brothers fucking their anime sisters.

I thought I had evaded death, and yet it faces me again.

>>33175009
>I don't know, Em, I just got them from your phone.

>>33148029
>positive traits have just as much as a chance popping up as negative traits do
not how it works you dumbass perverts
sticking your hand inside a lagging clock's mechanism and randomly tweaking a cog is overwhelmingly more likely to make things worse than better

>>33175009
If she isn't immediatly disgusted by it and literally tries to avoid you at all costs, she liked it and now wants to try, or at least considers the possiblity

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>>33175009
This is reverse oreimo

>>33175009
Oh shit negro how you gonna respond
hurry and update!

tfw you catch up and now have to wait like everyone else

>>33175009
>>33175095
>>33175096
>>33175159
I'm just staring at her face at this point. She's super red and covering her mouth, but I think she's smiling? And every few pictures she either laughs or says fuck. I guess this is fine?

>>33175247
>And every few pictures she either laughs or says fuck
Those are the ones she really likes.

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>>33175247
That's an extremely erotic reaction.

>>33175247
I'm gonna guess she likes you as a brother, but isn't interested in... that. I don't think there's much you can do if that's the case.
How are you posting, anyway? Phone

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>>33175247
Your sister is browsing wincest hentai in front of you. Are you sure you're not from a certain anime?
FUCK HER ALREADY BAKA

>>33175247
And you are posting in this thread as it happens?
I smell something [spoilers]fake[/spoilers]y going on around here.

>>33175623
holy fUCKING SHIT SOMETHING IS FAKE ON 4CHAN AAAHDShhhhhh

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>>33175247
>>33175276
>>33175446
>"I like this one" she says
>>33157018
>P: Geez, why that one?
>E: They look like they love eachother
>P: I told this this is all brother-sister shit, right?
>E: It's fiiiiine, they're not having sex!
>P: How does that not look like sex?
>E: I don't know, I can't see his dick!
>P: You can't see it because it's inside her
>E: They're just hugging!
>P: And making out
>E: Haha that's fine, they love eachother
>P: I don't understand you
>E: Why do you save this stuff?
>P: I dunno... it's a habit
>E: Is that how think about me?
>P: What, I mean not really
>E: You don't wanna hug me while I'm naked and give me a big kiss? :P
>P: ...Stop it.
>E: I think we did that before anyway, remember? There's a picture somewhere.
>P: You were six
>E: It's fiiiiiiine, we still love eachother!
>P: Do we?
>E: Yup
>P: ...Are you saying you wanna do it again?
>E: Haha I dunno... I told you to push the boundaries hahahah...
>P: But then you freaked out and acted all guilty when you came back earlier
>E: I know, I'm sorry... I'm the confused one now, heehee
>P: Sorry Em...
>E: We can't just apologize back and forth, you ass!
>P: I know, but what do you wanna do then?
>E: Well, right now I wanna take a shower, we'll do something after that
>P: Like what?
>E: Something :P

Guys

What's happening

>>33175781
>What's happening
She's making you into her bitch, Pat. Welcome to the club.
If that's a little too extreme, then she just really likes teasing you and has some fun played. It could be lewd, hopefully feet desu

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>>33175623
I'm sorry for owning a phone I guess?

>>33175781
I don't know
I'm weirded out and fascinated at the same time, I'm a fucking degenerate

>>33175781
She is in control. Its only natural honestly, the onii-chan is forbidden to violate his imouto unless the imouto initiates, this is the unwritten law.

>>33175781
I kinda see two ways she could be.

One is that she's kinda dumb/simple and just going with the flow without really thinking about it.

The second way is that she's devious and toying with you, she knows exactly what she wants/how she feels, but she's pretending to be a little slow.

>>33175838
Literally just kiss her when she starts teasing you. If she asks wtf you say youre pushing boundaries.

>>33175893
>the onii-chan is forbidden to violate his imouto unless the imouto initiates

Cuddle-anon says otherwise

>>33175959
She initiated first in the movie theater if I recall. I am talking about the very first time you cross the sibling boundary. After that it doesn't matter.

>>33175781
You're welcome, Pat. Our advice and dubs got you here.

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>>33174884
>>33174929
>>33174973
Sorry it took so long, had to help imouto with laundry and changing lightbulbs.

>And great, my penis is full sexual assault mode now.
>Fuck, what do I do???
>Hear the door open behind me
>It's Imouto
>In all her glory.
>I'm not going to lie guys, my little sister is beautiful and sexy as hell.
>Pale skin, C-cup tits, an ass that is very smackable, hips that do not lie, and a very pretty face.
>She's also the sweetest, most stubborn imouto a guy could ask for.
>I really do love her.
>Anyway, we both gaze at each other for a few seconds.
>I look at her tits
>She looks at my dick
>She gives me this sneaky smile and says "I knew you'd be happy to see me."
>We laugh, everything has this yellowish green tint and I feel like the goofiest motherfucker alive right now.
>I tell her it's a lot better in here.
>"I know right? Feels like a fucking sauna in here."
>And my mind instantly goes to sauna lesbian porn that I had seen weeks ago.
>God, I just want to fap right now.
>She hands me a washcloth and I let her have a turn under the water.
>I turn my back to her, trying to rub some soap on my washcloth.
>I gaze down at my boner
>Yep, still there.
>Fuck, I hope this doesn't get awkward.
>Keep in mind, only twenty-five minutes have elapsed at this point since we stopped hitting the bong. We're both still very much buzzed like crazy.

>>33176672
I assume you wanted to fuck her back then. Do you still want to fuck her? Is it possible that she's interested in your romantically/sexually right now?

>>33176672
Go on...

bamp

not going to lie, I was fantasizing about Imouto Cuddler's stories while banging my wife earlier, she's into me calling her my little sister, sometimes I get to be the little brother too

>>33176672
Wtf is that supposed to be normal? Like getting a boner from seeing your sister naked? She didn't seem surprised at all. You gotta make a move.

>>33176672
We're waaaaiting.....

Origami

>>33176672
More more more more more more more more more for fucks sake more

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>>33175781
>Em "showered" for what felt like an eternity
>She suddenly bursts into the dining room, in which I am sitting with my laptop, wearing a towel
>P: Hey, what's going on? Aren't you freezing?
>E: Pat, let's talk. And we both need to be serious this time.
>P: Uh, okay. Why are you in a towel?
>E: So things are different between us now right?
>P: Y-yeah... Why are you in a towel
>E: I'm sorry about the way I've been acting. I just didn't know how to deal with what you're doing...
>P: Sorry... Why are you in a towel though
>E: I missed how close we were back when we lived together, and I feel like we're getting some of that back
>E: But it's going in a weird direction, and I don't know if I can go as far as you want me too...
>E: Soooo I wanna do something crazy! So it will like, get us back to where we were all at once, and everything else will feel normal!
>P: I... don't follow?
>E: That picture... I wanna do something like that, haha...
>P: Uhhhhhhh
>E: But not naked! I'm wearing underwear under this towel, ha...
>P: Um, okay.
>E: I'm sorry, I know what you want, and I respect it. I even love you for it, I just can't...
>E: But this will be like, a compromise! And an apology for being an ass to you
>P: I'm sorry, what exactly is supposed to happen?
>E: I'll put something on to watch, and we can like, cuddle in our underwear or something... :P
>E: Or like, kiss a little, I dunno.... Maybe not that, hahahah...
>P: I mean, I'll do it... Are we starting now?
>E: NO! I have to get ready... Go shower or something, you probably stink. And stay in there a while
>P: Gotcha. Um, thanks Em
>E: Haha... Don't thank me yet
>P: Love you, Em
>E: Stop doing that! Go!

I've seen taken the longest shower of my life, tried to go to the living room, got yelled at because she's "not ready", and am sitting here freezing in my boxers.

This is all a joke, right? She's gonna make fun of me for waiting in my boxers for hours, I know it.

>>33177608
Omfg pat get ready my friend. Here it comes

>>33177608
I am hype as heck to hear the outcome of this story.

>>33177608
Her mind is an absolute fucking enigma to me, but you go Pat! Have fun with your imouto, and don't forget about us.

>>33177608
When Envie, Hate, Contempte, and Slaunder, rage:
Which are the stormes and tempestes of this life;
With patience then, wee must the combat wage,
And not with force resist their deadlie strife:

But suffer still, and then wee shall, in fine,
Our foes subdue, when they with shame shall pine.

Sway to the winds of your imouto's whims.

>>33177608
itshappening.gif

fuck you bot

>>33177608
So keen to hear this, also shower-kun still hasn't finished his story :'(

>>33174884
>"Those fuckin' clown aren't getting me"

cute as fuck

>>33177608
I am super jelly of you..

>>33176672
im going to die if you dont post more

I seriously don't Pat's going to fuck her, at best he'll get to jerk off on her and then she'll get grossed out and it's over forever.

>>33177716
I don't even have a sister fetish but this is the best, I'm on the edge of my fucking seat.

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>>33176672
>>33176906
Yep, I'd love to. But the fear of telling her that and the possibility of ruining my relationship with her is what's holding me back.
She might be, she's a bit handsy when she's high, especially if it's just the two of us. She doesn't have a boyfriend, and hasn't for about two years now, but she's a little hard to read...


>And this is where things get very cute and sexual very quick.
>So, I'm soaping myself up, and from behind my imouto devilishly tries to surprise me.
>By pinching and twisting my nipples.
>"Titty twister!" She laughs.
>I hadn't been the target of a titty twister since I was 13.
>The rule of titty twister is that if you pinch someone's nipples, they may pinch your nipples back.
>So, naked me lunges at my naked sister's nipples with thumbs at the ready and a grin on my face, and a fully erect cock.
>I pinch them nips firmly too.
>She looks at me with that 'oh my god i can't believe you just did that hahahah XDDD' wide open smile that is really hard to describe.
>"Better watch out, I'll pinch you dick next." she says.
>"You can pinch that all you want." I laugh.
>I can't believe I just said that to my little sister.
>And then, sure enough she grabs my junk.
>It was like an electric shock surged throughout my whole body, and I tried to dodge.
>It's very hard to dodge a naked sister's dickgrab when soap is dripping down your legs and water is spray down on you.
>I fell down on my butt and took my imouto with me.
>This was a wonderful, though slightly painful, act of God.
>I landed on my back, and imouto ended up losing her balance, what with my leg getting tangled in between her's, and slid down my knees which gave me a face full of my imouto's well-shaved vagina.
>I burnt that image into my mind in that one second that her ass-cheeks were sitting on my chest.
>I'm serious guys, I will never forget that as long as I live.