ROLL FOR IMOUTO! or just plain sibling affection as well...

>>33074538
Fuck off.

Reminder that sisters are 3DPD.
Stop trying to bait by using japanese words and 2D pictures.
Sisters are garbage and will be roasties if they aren't already.

>>33074558
don't say mean things like that, projecting yourself onto everyone

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>when all three of your suteppu shimai are spic staceys

>tfw made thread too early and all the replies you get are horrid australians

Hey guys, I'm sorry I kept falling back asleep last night. The same thing happened every time.

>wake up
>look over and see she's still asleep
>reach over her to grab my phone
>make a post
>finish it
>as I'm reaching over her again she wakes up
>she scoots in closer
>has me put my arms around her
>she gives me a few kisses
>looks at me like a half-awake puppy
>falls back asleep with her head in my chest
>I fall asleep

She ended up just waking up a little earlier than when our mom usually wakes her and started her day from then.

>>33075307
Have you ever slept together before? Isn't that kinda risky.

>>33075453
Do you mean sleeping in the same bed or having sex? Because we've done both.

I usually avoid letting her just sleep in bed with me. Typically she comes by after our parents go to sleep and then goes back sometime around 1:00-3:00. Both of us spend enough time in eachother's bedroom that they don't seem to car at all though. Of course when you think you're safe something will happen and you'll get caught.

I'm trying my best to avoid anything like that.

>>33075489
Yeah, I meant in the same bed.
And please, don't let yourselves get caught. Unless you wish to dramatically elope with her

>>33075547
She was just way too much, I had no control over the situation last night. Every time I would decide to move her she just turned into a teddy bear. It's hard when the person you're trying to make leave starts cuddling, kissing, and whispering to you the moment she wakes up. Just way too cute to drag her out of there.

>>33075619
>the person you're trying to make leave starts cuddling, kissing, and whispering to you the moment she wakes up
Fuck, that's cute. Are you going to take her back from school today, too?

>>33075842
No, I don't have enough money to keep doing it over and over. We'll probably just chill out today.

>>33075885
Are lewd this going to happen today. When are you going to eat her pussy?

>>33075901
If we get the chance then maybe. Everything has to sort of line up so it can happen. I don't really want to do anything we can't hide easily if our parents are home.

>>33075954
Take good care of her and don't forget to cuddle as much as humanly possible

>>33076050
The temperature finally went down a little last night so I think she'll keep wanting to get snuggly if it drops off again tonight.

I think she wants us to do something again soon though, she was touching my junk in some way or another multiple times. I feel like if we have a chance she'll go for something.

>>33076816
OP here

thanks for saving my thread from the disgusting australians

>>33076961
I feel kind of bad for leaving everyone hanging last night though. I kept saying I would be back but didn't show up until this morning.

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>wake up
>still no imuto
why bother

>>33077205
>wake up
>still alone

why bother

>wake up

why bother

>>33077389
Tfw the alcohol and waifu poster power isn't enough to keep away the lonelyness.

>>33077116
dont worry about it, anon. cuddling with ur sis is more important than updating us

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Cute sibling love bump!

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bampu for onee-san

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>>33078398
But that's an imouto

>>33078518
but im bumping for onee-san

>>33078518
We can have a little onee-san crossover if anyone has any stories to tell. They need love too.

did anyone cap the drunken story from last thread or should I do it (hold my hand for first proper cap)

>>33078711
Working on it as we speak
oregon

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ONII-CHAN WHERE'S MY BUMPU??

>>33079555
Checked but Umaru a shit. Kirie is the true waifu material.

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>>33079696
>Kirie
>wafiu
>is a total cunt with her awesome afro brother who loves her

No.

Do you know what I just realized? When my sister was upset with me she was at the start of her period. She should be in the middle of it right now. She was probably just extra grouchy because of it.

>>33079978
Cuddle the pain away!

IMOUTO BUMPU
HUG YOUR IMOUTO NOW
GO GO GO

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>>33081645
Drunk imouto screencap 2

>>33081662
FUCK ME WHY DONT I HAVE A SISTER FUCKING BULLSHIT MY LIFE HAS ALWAYS AND WILL ALWAYS BE COMPLETE SHIT

tfw imouto found this thread and now I can't say shit.

>my bully imouto planned to have a friend over today
>I prepared and got some silly string, several cans
>now fast-forward to today
>I answer the door and assault imouto's face with silly string
>her friend laughs at her, but then imouto grabs the can and smacks me with it
>her friend starts laughing at me, my imouto tells her to ignore the stupid things I do
I think I have autism.
I do have more silly string, though.

>>33082148
silly string her even harder

>>33082168
She stole a few of the cans from my room.
I threatened her with another can earlier but she said she'd spray me down my pants if I tried it again.
They're playing vidya right now. My imouto tends to be pretty fidgety and she'll play while lying on her stomach, legs bent up.
If I spray her feet and flee she might not chase after me, for fear of slipping.

>>33082307
do it and report back

>>33082307
apologize and tell her you love her

>>33082148
This makes me wonder what other mischief you could conjure with it. Surely there are more devious things to do than spray her with it.

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>>33082307
Barge into her room and squeeze her ass or something like that in front of her friend

>>33082320
>come in with 2 cans
>try a double assault on her feet
>get a nice pile-up but a lot gets on her butt and back
>she jolts and I tell her if she gets up and runs, she'll probably slip
>she reconsiders it and then yells at her friend to spray me down the pants
>friend refuses, laughing and saying it's funnier just to see me spraying her
>imouto grabs her friend by the hair and fucking smears the silly string off her feet onto her friend's face
>as this weird shit is happening I empty the cans on both of them
>tell them I made chocolate smoothies with whipped cream and go back downstairs
>promise them I won't silly string them
>spray both their faces with whipped cream when they come down
Maybe life isn't so bad.

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>>33082767
You're an amazing onii-chan with an amazing imouto

>>33082767
Her friend wants your dick. Go for a threesome.

My sister came home and watched TV with me for a while. I very awkwardly slid in the question if she's on her period which she confirmed. cofirmed not pregnant, fuck yeah She called me a bum for being in bed all day and the she convinced our mom to give her money so we can go do something later.

>>33083332
Do you have any plans?
love hotel is ALWAYS an option

>>33083400
Not yet. We'll probably just get icecream or something.

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>>33083668
You guys haven't been eating healthy lately

>>33082943
I don't know if I want to lewd my imouto.
She might have her mind made up, though, because she pulled back my pants and boxers and then sprayed me.
It wouldn't have been that bad but I was talking right to her friend's face when she did it, and her friend laughed about me making shrieking and blushing.
Imouto joked about giving me a wedgie and making the silly string go up my ass and I told her to shut up.

>>33083688
We'll eat what we want to eat, mom.

>>33083788
Oh damn, you shouldn't have fucked with the imouto.

>>33083793
That's mommy to you.

>>33083822
I guess not. I have to get her back later but I'm running low on silly string. She knows that she really embarrassed me but she might not know that many of the ways she bullied me are fetishes of mine.

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>>33084533
Fetishes of yours? Sure you don't want to lewd your imouto?

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bump
i frost cakes with my butt

>>33084575
I'm not going to go into detail, but I have fetishes for bullying/humiliation/abuse.

>>33085692
how big is your dick and did the friend see it

>>33085851
My pants weren't pulled all the way down, Anon.
A-And I don't see why I should have to tell you how big my dick is...

>>33085915
I wanted to know whether they laughed at it afterwards or thought about sucking it. You should try and have your sis pull them down all the way down imho.

>>33086092
I mean, my imouto jokes about it being small, but I don't think she's actually seen it, so it's probably just banter.

>>33086182
walk in her room fully erect to show her that it (probably) isn't small

>>33086455
I'm not going to do that, Anon.
A little bit ago, she thought I was taking a nap and tried putting a pair of panties on my head, it was probably to impress her friend. I was actually just lying down so I overpowered her and put them on her head. It might have been a little excessive, but I also taped them there.
Her friend laughed and teased the shit out of her. Imouto is pretty mad and embarrassed, but she was asking for it.

>>33087104
Anon, just give us a number
Also, try and single the friend out and talk to her

>>33087138
It's about 6 inches erect. Maybe a little but under, but maybe a little bit more if I'm really excited.
Also, they're both about 7 years younger than me. I don't think they want to lewd me. The reason my imouto bullies me is probably because she's a raging autist, but it looks like she's noticed that I'm more agressive now.

>>33087229
How hot is the friend?

>>33087229
So, get to know her and maybe when she hits that hormone fueled phase she'll think of the cool older guy she's known for a
>>33087287
Also answer this

>>33087307
>typing response and internet fucks itself
Oh, goodie.

>>33074538
im original OP

next time ill include threads theme into that post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1gux6jeTR8

>>33087543
She's an 8/10 +/- .5 points.
She has an intelligent look to her, bordering on 'nerdy' but not in the intense sperg meaning, nor in the fake Stacey meaning.
She's a brunette, and is 'dorky' but not in a pathetic sense. I'd say she has curious eyes, which she uses along with her mouth to smile and laugh pretty often.
What I'm describing is the best kind of girl, because
>she can joke around, but if things get serious she's not afraid to ask "What the fuck is wrong with you?" In this sense, she's a joker but doesn't fall into cowardly silent when shit goes down.
>She's intelligent but doesn't rely on it for her personality.
>She's kind, caring and understanding that other people might be different.
That's just the feeling I get, I'm not saying this is definitely the kind of person she is.
Although it was pretty funny to see her bully my imouto, especailly with the panties. I actually think I overheard imouto get called a 'nerd.'
I better watch my back, though.

>>33087658
Dude, at least get to know her, she sounds like an ideal grill

>>33082143
God damn it Pat, man up and ten us about Em.

>>33087742
Alright, I'll talk to them, but don't think I won't slip a few Baneposts into the conversation.

>>33087801
Uhm... you don't get to bring memes.

>>33087839
Or perhaps he's wondering why an imouto would pull her Onii-Chan's pants down, before shooting silly string into his butt.

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST MAKE A THREAD WHEN YOU ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A GENERAL

>>33088200
There's no reason to throw a fit over something so unimportant and insignificant to your life.

>be me
>Get home from work
>Imouto jumps on my back and blindfolds me with a lanyard
>Puts a chocolate bar in my mouth
>I don't like sweets too much
>Throw her on the couch
>Hog tie her with the lanyard
>Put chocolate bar in her mouth
>Taking a shit right now while she is probably still tied up

>>33074538
idk if this thread is dead or not but my sister and I pretty much formed our entire sexuality around each other. First kiss first make-out session first naked boy/girl oral sex and eventually actual sex for years to the point where it was interrupting our daily lives

I can answer not too personal questions and greentext the sort of 'greatest hits' of what we did over the years

I'm also trying to remember what the turning point was if some specific incident happened but it was really just a series of seemingly normal events

some important things though

>always close since we were the only two siblings, would always play with each other and had
>mom would do that weird low-class thing of having us take baths togather, like we're African refugees who can't afford water
>we were obviously way too old to be taking baths together since I can remember those times
>near the end of our bath days when even my parents were like "well anon is old enough to wash himself and have some privacy", my sister was genuinely upset that she couldn't take a bath with me, she would sometimes invite herself into my bath or my showers if I forgot to lock the door
>eventually she stopped trying to shower with me since she also became old enough
>then again we would ironically full circle be taking showers together a few years after that.

so yeah I'll be here for an hour or something and can talk about whatever

>>33089233
>greentext the sort of 'greatest hits' of what we did over the years

pls

also, what made you stop and how old were you?

>>33089233
Greatest hits in chronological order please.

So basically just greentext each part of what you just mentioned:
>First kiss first make-out session first naked boy/girl oral sex and eventually actual sex for years to the point where it was interrupting our daily lives
Just hit each one of those please anon

>>33089233
I'm lurking. Go chronologically please.

>>33089289
>pls

I honestly don't know where to start though, what do you want to hear? the first time we got naked post-puberty together? the first time we got intimate/sexual? our first time having sex? all the times we were nearly caught?

>also, what made you stop

mostly guilt, she deserved to be with guys her own age who were also not her brother, also the fact that my balls were drained day and night and I missed being able to just beat off, and I also wanted a normal life with an actual gf too

>and how old were you?

it started when we were about 14/12, and lasted 6 or 7 years.

>>33089416
First time naked followed by first time intimate.

>>33089315
>>33089351
start at the beginning? makes sense

>like i said we were always close together, physically too we would fall asleep next to each other while watching TV and constantly play-wrestle
>I hit puberty at 1000000miles an hour
>I start beating off everywhere all the time
>makes physical contact with sister awkward, but not impossible
>still keep her as far away from my dick as possible
>this is manageable for a couple of years
>one day I notice that she's grown a lot almost overnight, her face is a little different too
>she's a bit more aloof, if that's the word I'm even thinking of
>she's still close to me, but definitely takes more time to herself and hangs out with our mom more
>obviously she's become gross and hit puberty too
>one afternoon I just say what's up or ask her how it's going and she tells me that she's pretty nervous and she doesn't want to talk to mom or dad about it
>I ask her why
>she tells me that all her friends talk about is wanting to make out with boys and touch their penises
>I take a minute to process that information
>I ask her what the problem is, she doesn't have to do any of that and the girls are probably just talking shit
>she looks fairly relieve and happy but says that she hasn't even kissed a boy yet
>I tell her me neither and we both laugh at me pretending to be gay
>rest of the evening goes by
>I'm lazily watching TV by myself in the living room, our parents watch TV in their own room usually at night
>see sis walk up
>she's in her pink PJs already
>she tries to shove me so that she can sit on the couch too
>do that passive resistance thing where I''m just dead weight that she can't move or lift
>she starts to tickle me
>it's my weakness, so I sit up and give her some space
>she falls right next to me, we're shoulder to shoulder
>not saying much, just watching together
>feel her lean her head on me
>cont

>>33089515
sure, let me finish the time we kiss, and technically we got frisky before getting naked

>>33089692
>cont
>we both sit there for a minute
>I bring up what she said earlier, and say that there's really no rush for her to like catch up to girls who might already be doing sex stuff when they're that young
>she agrees with me but says she's nervous to just even kiss a guy like what if he laughs at her and she gets known as the bad kisser
>I don't really say anything but think to myself how my first time with a girl will probably be weird too, weirder for the guy probably
>have a crazy thought
>there is a girl right here
>act on it
>I turn my head towards her
>she turns her gaze up towards me
>awkwardly give her a quick kiss on the lips
>she looks at me, not angry or grossed out or anything, mostly just confused
>I half-joke that haha that was your first kiss
>she laughs but tells me that's just like a family kiss no the cheek, not like a making-out kiss
>I think she's right, we always see crazy tongue action in movie
>I move my face close to hers again
>she closes her eyes and puckers her lips up
>I closed mine too
>we pressed our lips together, gave each other a long and hard 'lip' kiss but then immediately without pulling away from each other we opened our mouths up and started licking the tip of each other's tongues
>I pulled back and smiled, trying to hide the fact that I was blushing and also horny
>she was also blushing and looking confused, but also smiling
>I ask her if it was nice
>she says yes
>I asked her if she wants to kiss some more
>yes
>and then we just kissed for like 10 minutes, occasionally bumping into each other's teeth, always giggling when we pulled away from each other
>we stopped when we heard noise fro up the hallway
>also because I was horny as hell
>I told her that this was really nice, and now neither of us have to worry about a first kiss being weird
>I also angrily beat off in my room later on

and that's that, cont

Hey guys, my sister just got in the shower and is probably going to go to bed. I can tell you guys what all we did if you want me to.

>>33090093
pls do, anon.

oreimo

>>33089933

>from there we would just be kissing each other at home if we were alone together for more than an hour
>there was always that sense of like 'haha this doesn't count'
>we would often do it while teasing each other like I would hold something that she wanted over my head and then she'd start kissing me to get it back, or she'd eat the last oreo cookie and then stick her tongue out at me and say that I can taste what's left of it
>it was rarely something that happened when we were sitting together on the couch and being comfy, we had those two things kept separate
>speaking of which, we're both watching late-night TV together one night
>she's pretty much passed out, I feel her leaning heavily on me
>move to the side a bit so that she's now resting on my lap
>it's not that weird or anything we always did that as kids
>she's not on my dick, more towards the front of my thighs
>I start to run my fingers through her hair
>I recall thinking how good-looking, pretty much hot now, she was
>that's enough to get me rock hard
>wonder what do
>I put my hands up in the air like I was at gunpoint
>I guess she was dreaming or something because she was moving her head around
>seriously my dick
>the back of her head is rubbing up on me
>eventually s-l-o-w-l-y slide off
>I sit on the floor and let her have the couch
>I hear her mumbling and shuffling around
>eventually she wakes up
>she asks me what I'm doing
>I tell her that she fell asleep and was taking up the whole couch
>she tells me that it's okay, and that I can lay on the couch with her
>u wot
>she tells me that I can lay behind her
>luckily my boner was mostly gone at that point
>I figured there was no harm in it
>I squeeze up behind her, between the back of the couch
>feel her shrimp up on me
>this feels really cozy actually
>she sticks her arm out, I'm not sure what that's about
>eventually she reaches back and grab my arm so that we're fully cuddling
>that feels really good
>we lay there for idk how long
>cont

>>33090235
more, this is weird but interesting

>>33090123
Alright.

We started out by getting icecream
>go in to the icecream place
>just us two
>an older lady is behind the counter
>I get vanilla because I wanted to, she said it was very boring of me
>I usually get some other flavor, I just felt like vanilla
>I don't need to defend my icecream choice to you
>she got some strawberry chocolate thing
>I go sit down
>she sits really close to me
>crosses her shin behind my calf hooks with her foot
>old lady is obviously extremely bored
>she says "You guys are so cute!"
>oh boy
>my sister perks up and thanks her
>she asks how long we have been together
>sister very happily explains that we've known each other for a long time but we haven't been "official" for long
>she says something corny about how sometimes love is right infront of you and you never realize it
>my sister seemed to like that and used it at a cue to hook her arm with mine
>we eat icecream for a while
>she gives me a hard time about vanilla being boring
>tells me I should try hers
>I tell her it's fine but she keeps bothering me about it
>eventually she just takes a spoonful and holds it infront of my mouth
>I eat it and she says "Isn't it good?"
>she kisses me on the cheek
>giggles because there's chocolate on my face now
>she wipes it off and licks it off her finger
>I throw our trash away
>she stands up
>reaches for my hand
>I grab it and we walk out

I'll continue in a second. I'm going put a name on my posts so it's easier to tell me apart. What do you guys want it to be?

>>33090235
This is cute, hot, and interesting, not weird.

>>33090338
incestbot

>>33090374
Any ideas that aren't so blunt?

>>33090338
Good idea, got you mixed up with the other anon green texting

>>33090445
siblingrelationshipguy

>>33090445
dude it's just a name (and/or tripcode)
you don't have to deliberate over it, anyone can pick some random shit

>>33090338
Tfw sis gf

>>33090235
>of course since it had been like 15 minutes since my last hard-on I started getting hard again
>fuck
>I also realized how my sister's ass was right on my crotch
>to make matters worse my dick was just hanging loose, not tucked up like sometimes, so now my hard-on was pressing up against her ass
>okay well maybe if I don't move she won't feel it, like Jurassic park
>but then she's the one who started moving
>she was shuffling her ass side-to-side, I guess like how sometimes you're uncomfortable in a seat
>this makes my dick only harder
>she's shuffling some more
>pls stop
>I her hear mumbling to herself
>maybe she's sleeping again?
>she's now slowly rocking her ass back and forth against my dick
>what teh fugg srsly
>decided that the only way is to grab into my pants and tuck it into the waist of my pants or just turn to the side or something
>she's moving her ass so slowly but so steady
>I start to move my hand slowly so to not jolt her awake and she like breaks my dick or something
>I go from her chest down to her side
>I free myself from between her arm
>her ass still rocking
>stop my arm and hand
>I feel how her shirt was pulled up
>...well since I'm here already
>I just put my hand on her stomach and it felt so smooth and warm
>I could feel her breathing in and out, at the same pace as her moving her ass up on me
>I decided to move my hand up her shirt some more
>felt her ribs with my fingertips
> stopped at the cup/wiring of her bra
>do I
>should I
>god damn her ass
>slowly creep my hand over one of her boobs and rest it there
>SHE IS STILL RUBBING HER ASS UP ON ME
>fuck it, I decided to move my hips into her as well
>we're grinding hips for a while, I was even fully cupping her breast over her bra
>eventually hear her mumble some weird noise
>she stops moving
>I stop moving
>hand still on her breast
>feel her grab my arm so that my hand is back down on her stomach
>lay there for a while longer
>actually fall sleep
>wake up the morning after
>cont

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>>33090445
>imouto cuddler
>imouto cuddling anon

>>33090464
Good enough I guess.

Then we drove home
>driving home
>she's lightly scratching the inside of my palm
>"Thanks for saying I'm not just your sister"
>tell her it's because she isn't just my sister, slide an extra apology in just incase
>she smiles and grabs my hand
>pulls into her lap and holds it with both her hands
>we get back and start heading to my room
>she asks me if I want to watch a movie
>accept and go in
>change into some sweatpants and a tshirt
>she comes in with a pair of tiny, tiny shorts and a tshirt
>didn't even know she owned shorts this small
>can really see a lot
>she gets in bed while I turn everything on
>she wants to watch moonrise kingdom
>haven't seen it before, I wouldn't really turn down her request no matter what it was though
>get in bed and lay on my back
>she turns towards me and puts her head on my chest
>I put an arm around her
>decide to go for an ass grab and rub her thigh a little
>get down there and feel goosebumps
>she's freezing
>tell her she should put some pants on because she's so cold
>she says it's fine
>realize she's just trying to dress a little dirtier for me
>tell her that she needs to put some pants on
>after she declines again I get weird and pull mine off and tell her to put them on
>she starts to pull her shorts off and brushes her hand against me
>I just realized I dropped my underwear before I put my sweatpants on
>she whispers something about me not having pants on
>then she slides her shorts off and says she doesn't have anything on either
>after she giggles for a bit she puts my pants on
>get up to grab another pair
>she calls me hot stuff and grabs my ass
>I go get some pants and put them on

>>33090494
>parents give me shit for not going to bed in my bed
>doesn't matter, had sister grind on me for like half an hour
>get ready for school
>sis is up too
>she asks me if I slept well on the couch, but not in a passive-aggressive way more like "haha got you"
>normal day otherwise
>get back home, homework and all that
>what happened last night still in the back of my mind obviously
>be watching TV in living room again
>sister comes out
>try to play it cool, plenty of space on the couch
>she sits next to me, hard to read her face
>she just asks me if we made out last night
>panic.exe
>tell her that I'm not sure, I was pretty sleepy h-hhaha
>she just says "oh" but then asks if I want to cuddle with her
>100% yes
>take up the same position as last night
>about to keep my hands to myself
>she reaches for my arm
>well okay then
>I give her my hand and then she stuff it up her sweater
>no bra, just tiny free-range boobs
>she tells me that I can play with her boobs if I want
>I ask her if she doesn't mine
>she tells me that it feels really good
>and that launches my dick into outer space
>I grab her boobs which were way smaller than I thought
>I'm actually not sure what to do with them but I just squeeze them, run my fingers around her nipples
>she starts asking me if her boobs feel nice and if they're the right size and shape
>yes, yes, yes and yes
>she asks me what guys get out of playing with boobs
>tell her bluntly it makes us horny
>she then asks "is that it" while moving her ass up on my dick
>yes it sure is
>she laughs
>keep playing with her tits some more
>eventually she takes my hand out and sits up
>uh oh what
>I sit up too
>I ask her what's up
>she looks at me, smiles, and tells me she's gonna masturbate in the shower
>all of my dicks
>she runs off
>I just beat off in the living room

and then we would be doing that everynight, she would be grinding her ass up on me some more and telling me what to do with her tits and nipples, when to be hard or soft etc

>>33090877
I'll continue with when we first got naked and then masturbating with each other/giving each other handjobs at the very least if it is getting late, I just ran out of space again

>>33090811
>get back in bed
>she says something about me doing that just so I can show her my dick
>playfully tell her to shutup and we wrestle around a bit
>she tries to go but gives in quickly and complains about cramps
>we're laying there for a while
>she whispers to herself "Oh no"
>gets up and crawls over me
>disappears for a few minutes
>comes back in a pair of her pajama pants holding my sweatpants
>she looks extremely embarrassed and ashamed
>ask her whats up
>she really quiety says "I uh, I bled into your pants"
>tell her it's fine and that she can just keep them
>assure her she doesn't need to make up for it and that she should just get back in bed
>she gets back in bed and apologizes
>tell her it's completely fine and wrap her up tight
>kiss her and tell her to just lay back and enjoy the movie
>she lays on her back and I put an arm around her
>she holds one of her arms up and grips my tshirt
>after about fifteen minutes she falls asleep
>we stay like that for a while
>watched some TV
>she makes me take off my shirt
>she repositions so she's on her stomach, her upper half on my torso, her lower half inbetween my legs
>I run my fingers through hair
>she falls asleep again after about ten minutes
>drools all over my chest
>she wakes up at 11:00ish
>we both get out of the bed
>she gives me a hug
>rubs crud out of her eyes
>she apologizes for my sweatpants again
>tell her it's fine and give her a kiss
>she leaves and goes to take a shower

Tfw these stories are the only thing I look forward to everyday and I dont even care if they are real or not.

>>33091044
it truly is what makes 4chan better than any other mainstream social media (if this can be called that) site, no other place ever gets anything like these storys

>>33091044
>>33091068
i agree

orginal sphageti sawce

>>33091068
i read on /lit/ once that greentext is the great modern form of literature

>>33091044
Exactly. They're the highlight of my day and not just because of the things they often do to my dick.
I actually switched to /r9k/ from /a/ because it was apparently they'll never be allowed there again after years of imouto threads every night.

>>33091175
if only that was out of site validation, but you know somethings tipping when the chans are now significantly more complex and articulated than mainstream comedy of social sites, fuck /pol looks intelligent these days, normie shit makes the nazis look desirable fuck for petes sake

>>33091190
Are you the OP? I always liked your imouto threads on /a/ too btw. I am just a humble lurker with bad siscon issues.

>>33090930
I sure as hell hope none of you are dumb enough not to recognize this guy's writing style from last night.

SPOILER: It's the same guy with the drunk sister sex. Same style, same overly verbose detailing, SAME FUCKING >cont AT THE END OF EVERY POST.

I don't mind his creative writing, but if he's going to produce incest fantasies for robots, he has to do a better job of making the writing style unique.

>>33091238
Its not tho you newfag.

>>33091238
im not remotely a fan of incest, my brain just corrects it to a random male and female interacting

>>33091238
I'm not though... I've been writing about me and my sister for nearly a month now. I also don't use >cont in my posts.

I'm sorry for your confusion but I'm not the drunk sister guy.

>>33091257
look at
>>33081645
>>33081662

then look at
>>33089692
>>33089933
>>33090235
>>33090338
>>33090494
>>33090811
>>33090877
>>33090930
and TRY with a straight face to claim those are two different writers

>>33090917
>>33090877

>so, we're teasing each other sexually in that same way in that same position, but nothing more and we're always fully clothed
>sometimes when we're doing it we'll just casually talk about how often we masturbate and how it feels, you know, while I'm massaging her breasts and she's massaging my dick with her ass, totally casual
>I tell her how guys rub their dicks until jizz shoots out
>she thinks it's hilarious and asks like how much comes out and if it smells and how stick is it etc
>I ask her if she just shoves her whole hand right up there, she tells me how she rubs her clit and she cums that way even if it sticking her fingers inside her feels good too
>TIL what a clit was
>like I said, it always ends with her running off to rub one out, usually in the shower
>one weekend my parents made plans to go out late
>they trusted me not to burn the house down
>we're seeing them off
>little sister is right behind them
>she closes the door
>runs right up to me, jumps up and gives me a quick kiss on the cheek
>ask her what that was for
>she shrugs
>ask her what she wants to do
>she shrugs again
>ask her "you want to cuddle, don't you?"
>she laughs and tells me I'm the one who wants to do it
>I shrug
>walk up to her
>we lock eyes
>we share one last nervous giggle
>I lean down and she stands up on her toes, we meet halfway and immediately start kissing each other deeply
>I starts walking backwards and grab her by the wasitline of her pants for her to follow me
>we're kissing hard and deep the whole time I'm walking backwards with her attached to my face
>back to our couch
>I'm the first to sit down
>she's blushing which she had never done in a while
>I ask her what's up
>she tells me she wants to see "it"
>it gets immediately hard
>I agree, but tell her it's not the best idea in the living room with the wide open windows
>tell her to go up to my room
>we both run up the stairs laughing like idiots
>we got to my room
>cont

>>33090811
>watching and enjoying the works of wes anderson

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>>33091285
I'm serious though. We aren't the same person.

>>33091285
They are different writers.

>>33091285
>implying that writing styles and memes don't get picked up from one robot to another and the collective hivemind

you're even typing in all lower caps with no punctuation so how do i know you're not me

>>33091286
GOD DAMMIT MY DICK IS HAVING MAD SUSPENSE BETWEEN YOUR POSTS 7 OR SO SECONDS OF READING THEN SOOOO MUCH WAITING

>>33091312
no, namefag, you aren't. You just got lumped in with the other guy who is writing a new story after his old one last night. I didn't even notice that the wall of green text was actually trying to tell two different stories at the same time.

My point stands that the linked posts that aren't (you) are the same writer as from last night, despite him giving a completely different incest story.

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>>33091327
I wasn't going to say anything but I just realized I'm leaking a bit of precum from this shit. I haven't even been touching myself, that's how erotic this is.

>>33091397
anon should def work for a grubby mag or site as a writer, has mad talent (or is a bit of a dirty cunt)

>>33091373
Oh okay. It's pretty much just been me for about a month, I've got a whole bunch of posts. I know one guy wants to put it all together if you haven't been here for all of them. Sorry for the confusion, just trying to share.

>>33091286
>I slam the door behind us, even though no one's home
>she jumps on my bed facing me
>she just says "show me"
>I'm still standing near the door but immediately unzip my dick
>she looks surprised, pleasantly surprised I hoped
>she tells me she wants to see all of it
>I'm here to entertain so pull my pants and underwear down and kick them off
>I give her my best superman pose
>she's laughing but still eyeballing it
>I shake my hips around so my dick hits my hips
>she asks me to come closer
>that's when it was a little less funny and a little more sexual
>she reaches out to me and just lifts my shirt up
>my dick twitches
>she goes "whoa" and asks if I did that and if I'm keeping my dick hard like I'm flexing a muscle and how it feels for me
>I finally take my shirt off
>I wasn't sure what to do with my hands so I just started grabbing my dick
>not exactly jerking off but like definitely a massage
>she asked me if I was masturbating
>laugh and tell her no, when I jerk off it looks like I'm fighting my dick
>she laughs and keeps staring at my dick
>I finally tell her that it's her turn
>she looks up at me
>if she wants to of course
>she gets up
>she walks to my door
>I'm thinking she's gone and I'm dead
>she lifts her shirt up
>I sit back down on my bed and keep rubbing myself
>her shirt falls down the ground
>she unhooks and takes her bra off
>she takes her pants off, bending at the waist, showing off her perfect ass
>she's standing there for a second, still facing away from me
>she finally bends over and takes her panties off
>make eye contact with her asshole and what looked like bush
>she slowly turns around, blushing like crazy and cover her breasts up
>definitely some bush going on down there
>I tell her that she's so hot
>she takes her hands off her breasts while walking towards me
>those tits are absolutely nothing, but still perfect
>she stops in front of me and I get a good bottom to top look
>it looked like she was about to kiss me
>cont

>>>/b/713678253

incest thread currently up on /b/ cappers are needed.

>>33091570
Type faster you faggot

Also do you guys mind if I maybe post a little less for a bit? I'm worried you guys are getting tired of my posts because we haven't really done anything all that exciting since last Friday. Also I caught myself not trying as hard to give you guys the details on what actually happened.

>>33091679
Nah, I don't even really consider cousins to be wincest. Cousins are people you basically hardly ever see, and only have 1/8 of your genes its basically a random person.

This thread has the real good stuff.

>>33091687
no worries, anon. your posts warm my heart but i understand that you've got a life too.

i do like you posting "mundane" things, though. it's like vicarious comfiness.

>>33091687
You may do whatever you want, but just know that those regular, cute cuddlings are perfectly sweet to read. They're not boring at all.

>>33091736
>>33091742
I'm glad you guys still like them.

I'm also worried that a lot of the people that were following me aren't around anymore. I'm just sort of concerned that I'm getting annoying, I don't know.

>>33091424
>>33091397
>>33091327

thanks lads, like they say "write what you know"

>>33091570
>she jumps up on my bed, face down with her legs bent up in the air
>everything from her shoulders to her back to her ass to her thighs and legs and feet were just perfectly feminine, especially with her long hair, she looked like some sort of pixie or elf or something
>I realize that she might be crying or something
>reach over and touch her shoulder & ask her if she's okay
>she turns around on her side to face me, her boobs looking a bit bigger now that they were squeeze together
>she squeals "I'M JUST SO HORNY ALL THE TIME"
>a problem I can definitely relate to
>I lean back on my bed so we're both laying on it
>tell her it's okay and that it's great to have orgasms and there's nothing wrong with feeling good
>she asks if she can stay here
>I told her that I'd want that
>she then rolled on her back and with our bare legs and thighs rubbing against each other and us trying to get out leg over the other's we just started fapping
>I was able to keep my legs mostrly straight but she was splitting her legs like a yoga pose
>we didn't say anything else, we just looked at each other's naked bodies and she was sliding her fingers up and down her slit and rubbing her clit while I was beating off like I was trying to start an old lawnmower
>eventually I opened my right hand up (i jerk off with both) and placed it underneath hers
>she grabbed my hand, I squeezed it tight, and we kept staring at each other while moaning and grunting like wild animals
>shortly after, I cum nearly all the way up to the ceiling
>it's a new years fireworks display of cum
>I am squeezing her hand maybe a little too hard
>I start to smile and laugh, still cumming though, and see her biting her lips and frowning
>she's the one squeezing my hand now
>cont fucking break space

>>33091797
Damn she seems like a total nympho.

You guys aren't normal no amount of teen hormones justifies this pretty sick behavior.

>>33091782
>I'm just sort of concerned that I'm getting annoying

quite the opposite. this anon >>33091044 said exactly how i feel. i just got self conscious from not adding anything of substance. also, disconnecting from my vpn to post is annoying and i've been getting lazy.

>>33091797
>she looks pretty shocked at how much cum came flying out
>so was I desu
>she's trying to say something
>I'm listening closely but it's just syllables
>finally she just goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
>she has a look of almost pain on her face
>her legs that were widespread a moment ago are now tightly squeezed together
>she has her legs almost folded up to her chest
>I'm completely amazed that girls cum that hard
>finally her legs flop back down and I can feel her shaking
>ask her if she's okay
>she tells me that was the hardest orgasm she's ever had
>same desu
>she asks me if I want to cuddle for real
>tell her that I'd love that, but first I gotta clean all this cum
>we both get dressed
>cuddle on my bed for hours, not even saying anything
>finally she tells me that she's hungry
>we get up
>I make pizza
>we eat it and watch TV like normal
>we cuddle on the couch again
>I play with her boobs again, but not really in a sexual way
>sit upright when parents got home
>and that was that

we would then often jerk off/rub one out while one teased the other. I would play with her tits or she would lick my neck. We wouldn't get totally naked since we were in the living room on the main floor but we would still flash and tease one another.

Then we started jerking each other off within a few months, and things got heavier pretty fast afterwards

That's all for tonight. Have sweet dreams of your imouto.

>>33091891
This is just like how my sister was trying to make me feel better about talking. I'm not all that talkative, I can talk some but I usually just listen. When we were at Thanksgiving our grandmother gave me a hard time for being quiet and it sort of bothered me. My sister talked to me about it and I told her I'm always worried that I could be annoying or waste people's time. She told me that she loves to hear everything I have to say, even if I think it's stupid.

I feel like I'm supposed to learn something here. It's sort of coming together.

>>33082143
this >>33087765 you gotta tell us about her, man

>>33091889
>You guys aren't normal

I never claimed to be, but yeah she had a ridiculous sex drive, I rarely got told "no not now" unless she was on her period or something, but even that wasn't always a no-go

anyways, that's my real last post, if someone posts after this claiming to be me they're gonna have you walk the dinosaur

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>Ask little sister why we haven't had sex yet
>She says "You've never asked."
Good point.

>>33091679
most stories on /b/ are fake

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>>33087765
>>33092036
That's the problem. I talked about her two or three threads ago. If she see's anything I said she'll gut me in my sleep.

I'm probably safe at this point though. She acts like she doesn't really care anymore, and I doubt she'd be able to find her way back here (much less to the archive) unless I'm dumb enough to not delete my history again. Still, gonna lay low.

>>33092371
>implying these are real
Okay pal.

>>33091687
>>33091782
im still here, anon. Basically what >>33091891 said

>>33092403
well you have to tell us eventually anon

>>33092435
there are definitely more real ones here than on /b/

>>33092523
Sure they are. Whatever keeps you hard, kiddo.

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>>33092446
If what you want is an update, there isn't much to tell.

>Show up at her house to grab my laptop (she was home sick, so I left it there so she could watch shit)
>She's all weird and gives me a hug, tells me to come look at something
>One of these threads is open on my laptop
>"Why were you reading this Pat?"
>I say I was randomly browsing and popped in here to laugh at incestfags
>"Are you surrrre that's all? You can talk to me you knoooow"
>I stick to my story, she acts like she doesn't believe me but changes the subject anyway
>I go home
>Spend the night angry that she tried to talk to you fuckers

No fapstories here tonight, sorry to disappoint.

Fuck it, if anyone cares and was here at the time, she's the nipple-imouto.

>>33092866
i want to believe but i don't see how she didn't see your post and know it was you

>>33092866
i was most likely here at the time, however i dont remember nipple-imouto

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>>33092895
The thread she saw and apparently posted in was the one after I talked about her.

>>33092944
looked through the archives, i remember now

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>>33092933

>>32994150

Fuck me, I'm fucking dead if she ever comes back here.

>>33093006
who knows man, maybe she wanted you to say you wanted to fuck her

>>33092866
Oh yeah I remember her posting in the last thread now. Clearly didn't have the first fucking clue about this place.

>>33093101
especially with the way she actually used a name lmao

>>33089233
>>33088400
>>33088200
checked also sorry anon i made the thread because the old one died and i wanted more cute stories

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cute sibling stories bump

>>33074538
Who here /twin/

I have a twin sister and I love her very much, but I would never fuck her

>>33093964

i meet your criteria.

accept i do... we are in love and love each other.

since we were 15

>>33093006
>>33093051
the seed has been planted anon.

she will come back here

she will see your posts

she will let the taboo take hold of her

and soon

she will post here asking for advice on how to make you belong to her.

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>>33093964
>>33094459

hour break between posts...
step it the fuck up euro/oceanic bots.

>>33074538
my sister is already disgusted.

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>>33074538
wish I had a loving Imouto, I'd love and care for her up to age 12 when females turn into monsters.

>>33094736
you can stop her from turning into a monster tho anon

>>33094736
if you get them to fall in love with you they choose the lover evolution tree

lover-wife-mother

>>33091312

imouto cuddle for future reference this is not /pol/ we aren't a bunch a fucking tryhards here.

next time some ass accuses you of fake/samefagging/anything dont even respond to them.
you are making this place better. fuck those prototype SJWs.

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i swear to god you fucks better keep this thread alive!

fucking straya cunts!

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>tfw my sister fucked some guy and isnt pure anymore

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>>33095231
We have to let them go. As long as they didn't end up with an asshole the best we can do is pray for their happiness.
>tfw my sister is starting to worry why I don't have a gf

>>33095292
>>tfw my sister is starting to worry why I don't have a gf
>>33074538
>2 - I'm in love with you.
>>33074538
>7 - Ive hidden my feelings from you my whole life.
>>33074538
>Dubs - I want to make love to you regardless of what other may think.

use these and get both imouto and GF in one loving package.

>>33095460
I would never date my sister, she's nice but I could never stand dating someone with her personality. Besides she already found someone who would.

>>33094986
Okay. I was already not feeling great how much I was posting and was afraid of really any kind of backlash. I wasn't feeling great about what I've been sharing and how much of it so anything would have made me feel like I needed to be defensive.

>>33096463
The large majority of us love EVERYTHING you post. Don't hesitate, we love all the details. Even when nothing sexual is happening, we're also very interested in the innocent, cute side of your relationship--the cuddles you've gotten your nickname from. Keep up what you're doing, don't change!

>>33096463
this >>33096673 20 guantillion times over

>>33096463
Just enforcing what others already said: ignore what the fucktards say. Even if we're not really saying anything, we're reading your reports and enjoying them. There's no need to feel intimidated.

Thanks guys, it started to feel like everyone was hoping we would fuck all the time and do exciting stuff and I was worried I disappointed a bunch of people. We aren't really that exciting so it's what I've got.

Thanks for making me feel better about it guys, I probably sound like I'm just fishing for compliments, I didn't mean to.

>>33096881
No problem! Just be natural.

Bumpuuu yuopl

Campbell's tomato soup with maple syrup is good!!

>>33074538
rolling for what im gonna go tell my sister

im writing this before i go to sleep and i am gonna use it to bump when i wake up.

oreimo oregano original organic

>>33097748

getting her some food.

such a good brother.

feel free to re-roll after shes stuffed so you can try and stuff her again.

>>33097905
tfw no sister to feed and make chubby and cuddle with

random qwerty bump to keep alive for some more.

>>33092123
so did you?

oreim oregna origin

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My imouto came to sit in my lap when I was sitting on our couch. She hold her face really close to mine and told me about her day. We head patted each other and I pinched her cheeks and nose. She stroked my stubble and I kept blowing her heir out of the way of her eyes. She rested her head against my chest and looked really comfy. However, her true intentions were revealed when she kept suggestively talking about the piece of gum in my mouth. I finally gave in and gave her a piece of her own. She was overjoyed and gave me a big, sweet smile.
Man, 4-year-olds these days sure can be cunning little devils.

>>33097748
I asked her if she wanted anything, she said "No thanks"

I guess no bonding for us today

>>33098366
DUBS, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. POST RESULTS.

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>>33098269

you gonna try and smash at some point?

>>33098401
She just said "ok" in a sarcastic way.
It seems she didnt believe me

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>mfw remembering bathing with my sister when we were kids

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Eeeeeh! What a disgusting thread!

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Shut the fuck up. People who make these threads definetely don't have sisters.

If you had a sister you'd know how much they're fucking hell spawns.

My sister has never said anything positive to me. Never. Neither my mom.

She treats everyone like fucking shit. She's in senior year right now, and she isn't even trying in terms of grades. She has a perfect grade in her favorite class (show choir) and all others are D's or F's.

My mom has been stressing the fuck out because of this. She can't even sleep at night. My mom works so fucking hard every day for us and my sister treats her like garbage.

Not to mention whenever something slightly bad happens to her she acts bitchy. Even when she's in a good mood she doesn't even make an effort.


Fuck you and fuck these threads. You all are just thirsty people with a fantasy that will never happen.

>>33099590
>I have a shit tier family so that means everyone does!

Sorry you dont have an affectionate sister like me bruh

>>33099590
I have a sister. She's awful though, which is why I go to those threads.

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>>33099614
Sorry. I have a lot of pent up rage.

I've heard a lot of similar experiences from everyone on r9k though.

To be honest, the reason I'm so mad is because I don't have a qt sister like you guys. I just want someone to cuddle with.

>>33099664
if you try being nice to her 100% of the time, eventually she will start to feel bad about treating you like garbage.

>>33099694
I've been nice to her her entire life. Eventually I just stopped saying anything to her.

>>33099725
maybe shes beyond saving then :((

>>33099881
Definitely.

I'm ugly, fat and small-dicked.

I'm also not really that interested in her.

>>33099953
Rape her, if hentai is telling the truth she'll fall in love with your dick

>>33100026
Nah.

oraoraoraoraoriginal

>>33099953
Well, its harder to get someone to be nice to you when youre ugly and fat.

>>33100190
This.

The imouto cuddler is probably actually a fairly decent looking guy and likely has the ability to pull other girls if he wanted to. I feel that a lot of people who are unattractive don't have great relationships with their siblings. That's purely anecdotal though, I don't have any real evidence to support that.

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>>33100282
Yeah. Him and his sister are probably above average at worst.

I swear on my imouto I will keep this thread alive

>>33101288
Instead of posting in the thread you could be cuddling your imouto

>>33101288
>>33101299
Or we could get 2 dubs in a row

>>33101316
imoutos are way better than dubs

Am I supposed to be thinking about my sister so much? I miss her like crazy and I saw her this morning. I'm just waiting for when I can hold her, I have to leave right as she gets back and that frustrates me.

Ughgughghgughghghghhgggh

>>33102084
I forgot to add my name, I'm sorry guys.

Also don't mind my venting.

>>33102084
have you posted about her?

>>33102215
Yes, quite a lot.

>>33102250
Have you fucked her?
Has she fucked you?

>>33102310
Yes and yes.

The answer to both of those questions is yes.

>>33102205
>>33102084
>>33102215
>>33102250
in that case, yes you are. ROGINAL COMMENT

>>33102084
make sure you give her a kiss before you leave

>>33102337
Alright I guess I just have to deal with it.

>>33102355
I want to. I'm going to try.

>>33102474
Well, I got dubs for you, so you better succeed.

>>33102327
wait, did i miss that?

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>>33103003
Enjoy yourself to the fullest
>>33002045
>>33002298
>>33002419

I was finishing up in the bathroom and she came in. We kissed. I'm happy now.

>>33103003
I guess he did all the work and filled you in for me.
>>33103369

>>33103369
Oh right, I remember now. Thanks bruh.

>>33087658
>imouto's friend has gone home
>imouto is embarrassed/mad that she got BTFO and asks my why I was acting like a big weirdo
>I call her a creepy little goblin and say she's just upset because her friend and I owned her
>she says nobody says 'owned' anymore
>I put her in a headlock and noogie her

>>33104034
Where can I find a sister like this?

>>33104414
Check the landfill. Most Onii-Chan's would through out an imouto like this and they'd end up getting stinky, even stinkier than they already were. (I should use that joke on her, without the weebspeak.)
I think she's been plotting how to get revenge on me for this episode. She's no match for me physically, of course, but sometimes she's a conniving little bug.
Maybe I shouldn't say little. I picked her up and bounced her around, called her a shortie. She said that I'm not very tall either and that she's been getting taller, and she's right.

>>33104857
*throw
Fuck, my American education is showing.

Please keep this thread alive and don't forget to love your imoutos!

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this is an only child bumping an imouto thread

why does it have to be like this

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>>33105738
I know that feeling, my fellow loner anon. It hurts deeply.

I fucked up posting 2 times now so i'm giving a short version

>have gf who pretends to be sis
>she's hanging out with real sis on fri
>she is going to try on a bunch of clothes, take creep pics, and see what kind of thigh highs my sister would wear
>go to victoria secret at some point and try and see her tits and talk about sexy lingerie
>long plan is to eventually see how interested she is in me/us
>jokingly said gf can be in lesbians with her but i need pics
>she said, fuck pics, it'll be a video
>fuck wildly again

gf likes to pretend to be my sister, and then eventually dominate my real sister into being our cum slut. gf is a bit shy usually though so who knows what she'll be able to pull off. either way i'm happy with her living out her fantasy with me

>>33105788
>>33105738
i know that feeling as well

>>33105680
Then let's rate our imoutos using the S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
Strength: 2: Tries to be a bully but won't be truly intimidating until she grows up more.
Perception: 3: Kind of hard of hearing and sometimes isn't aware of what she's doing with her body, but good eyesight.
Endurance: 8: Can take physical banter (and emotional) and has an autist pain tolerence.
Charisma: 4: Weird and doesn't respect boundries, can creep people out but cuteness saves her from scoring too low.
Intelligence: 6: Varies between being a retard and a genius, I suspect she does it on purpose sometimes.
Agility: 9: Slipperiest little cuck in the mutliverse, sanic speed and reactions, but not if she's tired.
Luck: 7: Prone to fortune.

>>33105810
>making your imouto your cum slut
cant say i agree with this, anon

>>33106118
Yeah imoutos are for love, not for sexual deviancy. You can do lewd but only if it's sweet and lovingly.

>>33106665
>666
satan agrees with you

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>>33106681
>>33106665
If Satan agrees with him, doesn't that mean he's wrong morally? So, basically, a good onii-chan uses his imouto for all the sex he wants.

>>33106860
no ORIGINAL-SAN

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>>33092523
>there are definitely more real ones here than on /b/

I'm absolutely sure of it.

>>33107094
Kekinal

>>33107094
Well, we've got to have a higher average age than /b/.
What's the most liberal board?
>>33106860
Or, a good imouto uses her onii-chan for all the sex she wants.

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>>33092866
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/142692344/#142713176

From 7/11/2016.

What's the nicest thing your imouto has ever said to you?
What about the most heartbreaking thing?

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>>33107590
>What's the nicest thing your imouto has ever said to you?
"I love you". "I'm real proud of you".

>What about the most heartbreaking thing?
I try not to remember those moments.

>>33108093
Would you mind telling us these heartbreaking moments?

>>33108093
In what context did she say 'I try not to remember those moments' and why was it so devastating?
>imouto is still trying to get back at me for bullying her
>I leave the house
>I come back to discover all the underwear in my dresser is gone and replaced with pairs of her own
>my underwear that was in the dryer is also gone
>the fucking worn pairs I had in my basket are gone
I have to confront her on this, it's some weird shit.
>>33108227
Don't make him if he doesn't want to, I really only asked so I could meme him.

>>33108422
Just wear hers from now on and don't ever mention it again.

>>33108693
I'm not going to do that, Anon. It's lewd and it would mean letting her win.
>she won't tell me where she hid them unless I wear one of the pairs she gave me
>I call her a degenerate
>she says using big words doesn't make me smart
>I try to logic/intimidate her into conceding, saying I can just go out and buy more or I could hurt her until she tells me where she hid them
>she says she'd just hide more of my clothes when I'm gone, making it pointless, and that she knows I'd never actually hurt her and I should apologize for even making the threat
>I tell her I stink and I have to take a shower and change clothes I say she should tell me unless she wants to be underneath me and forced to smell my armpits
>"If you try that I'll just tickle your pits."
>"I'll hold your arms so you can't."
>"I'll kick you in the balls."
Where did this fury come from? Her power level has skyrocketed.

>>33109165
Just walk around naked.

>>33109165
Wear it on your head then, see if she likes that. Bonus points multiplier for more than one pair at a time.

>>33109165
shouldve just listened to >>33108693, anon.

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>>33109165
I seriously think she wants your dick. Try to bring about a sexual encounter with her. The ball's in your court and you have the potential to make a slam dunk.

You DO want to fuck your imouto, right?

>>33109412
He said before he doesnt. Hes a pussy beta cuckold bitch.

>>33109454
Maybe he's just being tsundere.

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>tfw imouto hates you

>>33109454
Bro...why do cucks have cute imoutos doing mildly sexual behavior while we don't?

>>33109479
Because life is an unfair bullshit. Id give my left testicle for a sister who would put her panties in my drawer.

>>33109290
That's an almost certain 'No.'
>>33109353
I already made her wear panties on her head. I was even thinking about putting a few more pairs on but I thought she was sufficiently humiliated.
>>33087104
Now I think I might pull whatever she's wearing, hopefully over her head and see how smug she is then, but it would also be embarrassing for me and I'm sure she wouldn't rest until she does it to me back.
But, seeing as all her underwear would be painfully tight on me, putting them on my head might be the key to charming her into working with me.
>>33109412
Well, I'll start with panties on my head, but I'm going to be sure to call her a baka for this.

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>>33109575
Use this lack of underwear as an excuse to show her your dick. Figure out how to do this, shouldn't be hard. She will get aroused, unless you're fat and/or ugly.

>>33109631
I walked in with the panties on my head but I really didn't know what to say. She looked a little angry and shoved me, screaming me to 'stop teasing.'
I asked her what she meant and she grabbed me by the panties and pulled my head down to her mouth level. She was trembling and whispered for me to go back, pick out a nice pair of panties and come back wearing them and nothing else.
I asked her why she's so mad and she growled and said she didn't want to see my unless I was wearing her panties.
>shouldn't be hard
I have on tight white panties that feature cute little giraffes, which are her favorite animal. They kind of hurt but it would hurt more to dissapoint my imouto.
Shouldn't be hard?
I'm super fucking hard.

>>33109969
How old is your imouto/sister?

>>33093456
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY

NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE

FOR EVERY USEFUL THREAD THERE ARE TEN PARASITES TRAWLING FOR A CHEAP FIX

>tfw found a small thumbnail of my imouto "naked" in received files folder of our shared PC and can't stop thinking about it

>>33110290
post it here nowwwwww

black out face if you must

>>33110290
>>33110738
Yeah, just black out face and post. No harm done.

>>33109969
Holy shit.
>walk into imouto's room, trying to avoid eye contact
>my face feels warm and after she says my choice in panties was good I can feel it get hotter
>she tells me to look into her eyes
>I do, but she starts looking at my erection through the tight underwear, my head is poking one of the giraffes in its neck
>she looks back at my face and smirks, starting to take off her pants
>imouto giggles and points out that there's a spot on the giraffe where I'm leaking pre-cum and I do an embarrassed little shuffle
>the teasing makes me harder, especially after she says that I'm acting 'cute' which makes it a bit tighter and even more painful
>tosses her pants aside and I see that she's wearing a pair of my boxer briefs
>she pulls the boxer briefs up into her pussy and tells me to lie down in bed
>I comply right away and don't dare mention that she's wearing my underwear
>she climbs on top of me and starts grinding
>it hurts a lot but feels amazing because I'm absurdly sensitive from how tight the panties are and how hard I am
>I squirm around and make moans the whole time
>she slows down every so often, probably to make me last longer
>it doesn't take long, when I do cum I shiver quite a bit
>innocent giraffes get absolutely nutted as they are drowned
>imouto and I cuddle for a bit, she gets really touchy on my chest and legs

>>33110884
This sounds awesome. How old is she?

I guess she did want your dick all along. Try to fuck her in the future. How was the orgasm compared to normal?

bumpee bumppo budoo

Bump bum P bum job. jbbcjgnvnf

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>>33105738

I feel like it's even worse for me

>Mother and father had a total of 6 kids between them

>All males

>Aunt had 6 kids and only 1 is a female, who is a roastie

>Yet have been reading these threads every day since I've discovered them

>Come up with scenarios in my head where I have a qt sister that loves me romantically, but I tell her it can't happen because we're siblings
>Those feelings never go away for here, then years later I finally give in and confess my feelings to her
>We live together and have a secret passionate relationship

Hahah, then I open my eyes to my pitch black room in the middle of the night, alone in my bed. Only to then cry and turn my PC on to browse /r9k/. Though truthfully I don't think I actually would be interested in a sister romantically if I had one, it's just kind of a fantasy thing. Kind of like how some robots on here like traps, but wouldn't actually have sex with one irl.

Hey guys I'm changing my name to just this because I realized this is pretty much what you all call me anyways.

We didn't do too much today, she did a bunch of homework and we sat around. She got a little risky earlier though while we were watching football with our dad.

>football game comes on
>going to watch it with him like I usually do
>my sister usually just retreats to her bedroom and relaxes
>she comes and sits on the couch with me instead
>she brings a big blanket and throws it over us
>we sit opposite of eachother, both of our legs stretched along the couch
>she puts her legs inside mine
>after about a quarter and a half in our dad falls asleep
>she starts grinding her foot into my junk
>get hard pretty fast
>she somehow manages to pull my dick out with her feet
>she starts trying to stroke my dick with her feet
>she isn't great at it but it's still hot as fuck
>she fumbles around with my dick using her feet for a while
>my dad starts snoring which wakes him up so she stops before he notices
>I rub her feet under blanket for a while
>she gets bored at half time and leaves
>she showers and goes to sleep before the game is over

Kind of surprised she hit the hay so early, I guess sometimes you feel like something different.

>>33110738
>>33110810
it would be extremely illegal

bumping origg

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>>33113550
For you.
Origibanal

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>>33113550

I'm sure she's a big girl

Remember to never act based on lust, instead act on love.

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>>33110884

and you asked me why i told you to just keep annoying her?

I know the imouto ways.

also my sister told me to suggest that.

looks like the original advice 3 threads back worked out.

also pic related. - its you and her in a few days.

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>>33113479

i love these cute stories anon. please update us more later today.

>>33113479
You should pay the favor back and do some similar stuff to her

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>>33113479
Your sister is a kinky little devil. You should punish her.

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>>33115743

he already said he wants to eat her out but needs privacy to do it.

basically when he hears his parents are going out he must get 10X even more excited than us.

also...

>>33113479
hey cuddle anon are your parents going out/away anytime or would their schedules line up in a way that give you two time for each other?

better keep this thread up STRAYA CUNTS!

>>33116237
>>33116237
>You should punish her.

yea!

get her a nice snack or a gift anon!

imouto bumpu
ororrorororororororororororoorooriginal

Incest is wincest bump!

>>33074538
Don't mind me, just gonna have a roll

>>33117269
>"If we could do something together with no consequences what would we do?"
>"I'd kill you." Said sarcastically

>>33117329
That doesn't seem like something you'd do together. Seems very one-sided.

>>33117329
I think she meant she'd kill your dick with her tight puss

>>33117439
ask if she meant this, seems likely

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>Reminder that even if you got what you wanted you'll be happy for maybe a month and then go back to feeling how you did before