ROLL FOR IMOUTO! or just plain sibling affection as well...

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>tfw my imouto cooks for me
I feel kind of shit that I can do nothing to repay her kindness.

Anything to report cuddle anon?

>>33057509
eat her pussy?

but in all seriousness just ask. be upfront tell her you appreciate the everything and would like to know if there is anything at all (regardless of what) to make it up to her.

>>33057516
cuddle-anon hasnt posted in 12 hours, and is likely dead

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Bi-weekly reminder that imouto lovin' is best lovin'.

>>33057516
Nope, she's still in school. I think she is pretty much over everything though. She gave me a hug and said bye while I was brushing my teeth this morning before she left.

I'm thinking about trying to find something to do with her today. The weather here is still good.

>>33057631
I'm still alive, I think.

>>33057637
thats good to hear :D

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>>33057549
I guess I could buy her chocolates.

>>33057637
>I'm still alive, I think.

no anon you are in heaven.

keep her happy or find hell real fast though.

do you have a car anon?
why not go pick her up?
maybe buy her a game on steam or some other surprise?

>>33057637
Take her to a love hotel

>tfw your imouto bullies you

>>33057728
Bully her back, senpai

>>33057713
>>33057637
ever thought about this anon?

maybe set up a fake trip for both of you during the weekend?

non stop sibling sex for 2 days?

>>33057728
>>33057742
With the D, of course.

>>33057728
overly compliment her and watch her panic.

EX
you look cute today.
you must be popular.
you dont need to wear any makeup (if she does)
im glad you are my sister.
etc etc etc...

>>33057704
I think I have a plan, it's a good one. Especially because it's still warm outside.

>>33057713
>>33057746
Maybe another time, we just started this new phase of our relationship. It's a bit too early to start taking her to hotels for sex, right?

Rolling to see what advances.

>>33057742
No, and if I did she would just bully me harder.
>>33057775
What do you expect that to do? She's not shy.
She's an extroverted little autist. A very touchy person. She talks, mumbles, giggles and memes to herself a lot, has messy hair, loves making people feel uncomfortable and also has the 'Godly Pain Resistence' effect for choosing to play as the Autist race.
If I do that she'll either call me a creep/loser/pervert or find a way to turn it back on me.

>>33057911
Checkem
Do it Anon

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I'm not even into this kind of stuff. I just saved this a while ago and it fits with the thread.

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tfw no imuto
Idk why I even bother

>>33057970
>If I do that she'll either call me a creep/loser/pervert or find a way to turn it back on me.

do it and dont stop.
it will freak her out and mess with her head eventually.

At least my imouto went on a date with me to eat kebab.

>>33058225
Where is the logic in that? If I do this I'll get punched in the nuts.

>>33058442
Then punch her in the cunt.

>>33058442
you sound like a huge pussy and youre probably also a cuck

>>33058566
That's asking for trouble.
>>33058652
How so?

>>33057397
I only have an older sister and she is fat as fuck

>>33059002
>How so?
Not him, but on /r9k/ that is a very safe bet.

>>33059002
>how so
>thats asking for trouble

>>33059053
sex the fat out of her?

>>33057817

fill us in on how it goes or anything else.

>>33059336
We're actually about to leave, she wanted to change first and then we're gone.

>>33059452
quick question.

do you WANT to eat her out?

or would you see it as a favor?

>>33059559
A little bit of both. I think I would enjoy seeing her squirm around and all, she just isn't well groomed. I'll give it a try but if I have to keep pulling hair out of my mouth the whole time I might lose a bit of that excitement.

Our Lord Kek, please grant me the goldilocks conditions I need to advance further on my sister, I offer these digits in your name.

>>33059821
You have my singles.

>>33059821
have my dubs

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>>33059821
Take these senpai.

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>>33059821
Let's see if this works.

oreimo

>>33059821
check these digits broseph

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>>33059849
>>33060307
>>33060698
>>33060950
>>33061034


nice try anons.

>>33061393
Shut the fuck up and check em.

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>>33061424
>>33061393
>>33061034
>>33060950
>>33060698
>>33060307
>>33059849


failing hard but at least we are bumping...

>>33061542
time to bump with some dubs

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Here's your digits. You're welcome.

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>make breakfast and drive my imouto to work every day
>drop her off today
>she walks off then stops around and says "Wait"
>pulls a card out of her purse and tells me to take it then runs off (she is shy)
>a long written out note about how thankful she is I help her every day and that she "really really loves me >_<" with a $100 bill
Gonna take her out to a nice restaurant with that bros. Thing is she does this kind of stuff but never wants to talk about it face to face or pretends like it didn't happen. Its kind of funny but man doki doki is real

if myself or anyone that replies to me gets dubs i will finally take my sister up on her offer of a blowjob.


Pls help me guys

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>>33062203
>>33059821
Hopefully these help?

>>33062203
check em and have fun with em

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>>33060307
>>33060698
>>33060950
>>33061034
>>33061393
>>33061542
>>33062161
>>33062307
Thanks for your support lads, but I guess Kek has forsaken me.

>>33062355
He blessed you at the last second! Go and have fun with your imouto, aniki.

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>>33062355
PRAISE

organelles in

>>33062198
You're a lucky man. My neesan doesn't drive so whenever I'm at home I have to drive her places, that sometimes means getting up early in the morning because she needs to get to class or getting her drunk ass home from the station minutes before midnight because she was at a party. I've never gotten anything more than a "thank you" thrown out casually as she leaves the car. Fuck, most times she doesn't even have the decency to ask personally and just has our mom relay the message.

Is having an imouto that appreciates you as great as it sounds?

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>>33062203
rolling for you!!!!

orange range

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>>33062198

when you take her out ask her if she loves you like you love her?

>>33062446
Mine's a lot like that except about hugs. Up until she hit thirteen she'd give me a hug without a second thought, now whenever I try to give her a hug, she just keeps her arms to her side and flatly says "I'm not a real huggy person."
I do a lot of shit for her and I haven't got a bonafide embrace from her since she was 16, she's 23 now. Even a complement would be nice, but she never gives me one, even though I never miss a chance to do the same.

Maybe when we die, Kek will give us 72 imoutos. A man can dream at least...

>>33062745
>72 imoutos
Fuck no, I couldn't even get out of the car.

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>>33062198
>your imouto will never give you a hand-written letter containing her heartfelt thanks and love.
HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEATH

>>33059182
OK, I'll try this
>>33057775
She's having a friend come over tomorrow, so should I try and embarrass her?

>>33057397
>had semi-regrettable drunken sex with imouto once and only once

will greentext in a minute

>>33057509
>>33057695
>>33058005
>>33060950

How does a nip brother have a haole sister?

Is this ever explained?

>>33063213
>should I try and embarrass her?
You shouldn't even have to ask.

>>33062806
>72 imoutos
>>33062806
>car

why would you even leave your bed?

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>>33057397
imouto threads are best threads

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>>33063232
You're doing Kami-sama's work, anon.
Will await your greentext.

>>33063232
been almost 30 come on anon

>>33063460
Even in heaven they always fucking need to be driven somewhere.

>>33062355
Kek giveth digits and Kek taketh away

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>>33062203
>>33062307
>>33062323
>>33062548

Thanks for your spirit bomb guys but idk if its happening. i'll find the strength one day

>>33063732
If dubs you do it now.

>>33063619
drive right on top of my dick you mean!

>>33063232

>be teens
>be underage drinking in park with mutual friends because we were all shitheads back then
>I'm trying to get my dick wet with "scene" stacey slut
>imouto is trying to hook up with greasy metalfag
>imouto is extremely lightweight, in both sense of the word
>not sure how much she had to drink, can't be that much but she's barely standing up and is the loudest in the group
>then again some other people are already passed out on the bench or the sandbox
>night goes on for a while longer
>pretty buzzed myself
>suddenly lights at the parking lot
>WOOP WOOP
>oh fuck
>police
>run
>most everyone immediately scatters
>sis is standing there spinning around in a circle
>if she gets caught I'm in deep shit too
>fuck it, potato-sack carry her over my shoulder and start sprinting
>I'm a big guy, in b4 for you, so I'm able to get pretty far with her on me
>she's not making things easy for me though, screaming and laughing at the top of her lungs and kicking me almost in the dick
>have to grab her ass hard for balance to make sure I don't drop her on her tiny head
>cut through private roads and side paths
>adrenaline has worn out and I'm about to collapse
>set her down on her feet as gently as possible
>she still falls on her ass while laughing hysterically, still has a beer in her hand
>she asks where we are and where everyone is
>explain that cops showed up and that I grabbed her and ran because she was too drunk to realize it
>she just laughs it off
>ask her if she can walk
>she says yes and throws beer bottle at me but really it just bounces at my feet
>help her up
>we walk for a decent while
>she starts to get a bit belligerent and complains about it should have been metalfag, let's call him Varg, that grabbed her and ran off with her
>think to myself about how scene slut was giving me the "fuck me but don't cum in my hair" eyes and how I also got cucked
>suddenly headlights coming towards the intersection
>panic
>grab imouto
>cont

>>33063766
Imoutos are not for lewd.

>>33063732
ignore this >>33063745
if dubs you do it now

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>>33063795
>big guy
nobody cared who I was till I had casual outdoor underage drunk incest

>>33059821
Here, have a fresh pair of deez dubs

>>33062446
Thank. Ya I treasure my imouto although like to pretend I don't care but I really do a lot. Basically I am tsundere and she is kuudere kek. It must suck to have ungrateful sister because whenever my imouto does stuff like this I feel the best, like on top of the world. The whole drive back was better than drugs.

>>33062570
See>>33063825
I love her but not like that. Also I could never forgive myself if I pressured her into lewd even though she probably wouldn't object to it I think. Although if she wanted it honestly I don't know...very conflicting thoughts.

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>>33063795
>cont.

originale

>>33063795
>we're a few houses away from home, but still
>tell her it's the police
>she's all rubber legs and laughing
>run into random front yard
>luckily it's the one full of bushes and shrubs and pine tree
>dash behind giant-ass shrub
>fall on my back while grabbing imouto on top of me to make sure I don't crush her
>it's a soft fall luckily
>she's got a full mount on me (for anyone who does jiu jitsu or MMA)
>tell her we have to be quiet
>she's just laughing and keeps repeating "ssshhss quiet ssshssh we're sneaking haha" while sitting on top of me and looking around
>finally just s-grab my arms around her back
>pull her down, squeeze her tight and hold her there
>tell her "okay you hear how I'm whispering, that's as loud as you can talk"
>she drunkenly mumbles "hooooookaaaaaaayyyy" into my ear
>can feel her hot breath on my ear and neck
>hear car passing by
>decide to wait a while longer in case it is a police car and they double back
>still holding sister down for her own safety and mine
>can feel her chest heaving against mine
>can hear and feel her breathing heavily
>"aaah are they, like, gone"
>"maybe, hold on"
>"sshuussshhh okay i'm whiiiispering"
>can smell her perfume/hair conditioner or whatever that smell was
>can feel her entire body on mine
>she wiggles her hips a bit
>I M M E D I A T E L Y get hard
>she's sitting right on top of it
>she uh probably doesn't notice it
>she moves her waist around a little bit more
>get 10 times as hard
>inadvertently thrust my hips up
>why did I do that
>"aaaaannon" she breathed into my ear
>"...yes"
>"are you haaaaard?"
>don't answer
>sweating bullets
>let go of my grip on her
>she sits up
>moves her hips around some more, intentionally this time
>she starts giggling and grinding and like tossing her hair around and making ironic sex faces
>I don't move
>she starts to laugh even more "aaahahaha you're so hard am I sexy hahaha sexy sexy"
>don't say anything or move
>cont

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>>33064187
>being sexily teased by imouto

>>33064187
WHY THE FUCK COULDN'T I HAVE A SISTER AROUND MY AGE GOD DAMNIT

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>>33064187
Depiction of drunk people shouldn't be allowed to be as stimulating in text than they actually are.

>>33064125
i'll try to be sonic fast anon but I'm typing from memory and text limit fucks me up

>>33064187
>she's ironically bouncing on my hard-on and still going "oh yeah haha anon's sexy sister"
>I'm about to ironically cum in my pants
>she suddenly lifts her shirt up and goes WOOOOOOOO as loudly as humanly as possible
>so much for us whispering
>still panicking about potential police
>grab her by the bra since I acted on impulse and it was the closest and easiest thing to grab
>think I felt something snap or rip
>bring her down so we're chest-against-chest again because I don't want the police seeing some girl flashing her bra in someone's yard in the middle of the night
>hold her down by her back with my other hand
>tell her we have to be quiet
>take a moment to figure out what to do next
>feel my heart being crazy fast, and feel hers too
>imouto whispers "what uhm are we doing"
>finally realize how awkward this is
>still hard
>still have her on top of me
>feel how my hand on is on her naked back after her shirt was pulled up
>her skin is so smooth and warm
>let go of her
>expect her to bounce off of me
>she brings her hands up on my chest and shoulders
>feel her breathing on my neck again
>I'm 50 times harder now
>oh fuck it
>grab her ass with one hand, hey I was grabbing it earlier so why not
>hear the slightest whispered moan as she grinds her hips on me again
>grab it with both hands
>she's grinding harder and longer
>I'm squeezing it as hard as I can and helping her move her hips
>she kisses my neck
>oh fuck
>hear "what do we do?"
>finally realize just what the fuck
>also it would be bad if anyone saw us here including the guy who own this property
>big bro instincts kick in, Iet go of her ass,"yeah uh the police are gone I'm pretty sure, we can go home"
> hear "do you want to fuck?"
>I... I misheard that
>she lazily props herself up
>still on my dick
>looking down at me, a weird grin on her face
>cont

This is cool and all but does anyone one know if cuddle-anon said when he was getting back?

>>33064578
>I avoid the question, a question that meant something totally unrelated and that she didn't mean or say
>"l-let's gome home"
>she doesn't move
>feel her bounce just the slightest bit on my dick
>okay well even if we fuck, WHICH I WON'T DO BECAUSE REASONS, we can't do it here and we can't move until she gets off of me
>slap her ass hard, in the least-sexual way possible
>she arches forward from the impact and her eyes widen while staring at me
>I just say "come on let's go" and casually smile at her
>she does this weird humming-giggling noise before rolling off of me
>praise Allah and Dawkins
>get up, help her up, and we walk back home with me helping her walk
>we talk about how fun and exciting that was
>get to our back door
>stop her, grab her by both shoulders and give her the "shush" sign, like finger in front of my lips
>she giggles and nods and does the same to me
>about to unlock door
>she gets up on her toes to whisper into my ear
>"uhm can uh we chill downstairs"
>my room is downstairs but there's also a pretty big finished basement with a TV and couches and washroom with a shower and everything
>figure yeah this is better than her drunkenly stumbling around and knocking shit over upstairs
>nod to her
>stealth-open the door
>help her sneak down the stairs
>we're both trying not to laugh like idiots
>finally get in the basement


>pre emptive break
>cont in like literally 2 minutes I swear

>open basement door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>33064820
ANON ITS BEEN TWO FUCKING MINUTES I NEED TO GO TO BED

ANOOOOOOON

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>>33064806

let him enjoy his date.

he will post later.

B U M P
bumperino
Origami

>>33064820
>throw her down on the couch like the sack of potatoes on legs that she is
>I tell her to put whatever on the TV, but not too loud, and we'll keep the lights out so if mom & dad check downstairs they'll just think we were inside this whole time and fell asleep watching TV
>go use the washroom first
>have to piss but boner
>it's a half boner now but still
>manage to get rid of most of it by smacking it down and thinking of our dead dog
>it's like trying to fit the Niagara falls through a straw, but finally piss and sober up a bit
>wash the pre-cum off my dick too
>walk out
>sister is standing right there outside the door, smiling in the dark with only the flicker of the TV lighter her face and eyes up
>I'm just like "h-hey haha it's all yours weirdo"
>she goes in the washroom
>realize I've got stank and dirt all over all my clothes
>go to my room, change out into tank top & sweatpants
>think about earlier when she said "do you want to fuck"
>what did she mean by this
>shake that thought out of my head
>realize I had a beer left behind in my room, screw it, decide to bring it out
>see sis is all set up on the couch and comfy with the blanket wrapped over and around her
>not a bad idea since it is pretty cool in the basement
>she smiles at me
>she perks up even more when I point the beer towards her
>sit right next to her
>tell her that it's warm and that we'll split it
>she smiles at me with half-opened eyes and says "uh-huh"
>open it & have a couple of sips
>we're watching MTV trash on TV
>turn to look at her, she looks extra cute with her feet up on the couch underneath the blanket, and the TV glow reflecting off her face
>cont, damn text limit

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>>33064820
Anon its already been 20 minutes this is so cruel why would you do that to us

>>33065381
put dick inside of her already

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>>33065381
>literally 2 minutes I swear
>almost half an hour to post
Man you really suck dick at typing. Didn't they teach you in school?

>>33065528
Pic related is strangely arousing

>>33064965
sorry sorry, like probably two or three more posts and I'm back now

>>33065381
>hand her the beer
>an arm pops out of the blanket-mass and grabs it
>she chugs it and sucks on it like it's the last beer on earth
>wtf that's my beer
>I'm all "whoa hey hey stop" while still trying to keep quiet
>wrestle it away from her
>only a few sips left, probably mostly backwash
>well whatever
>enjoy what's left of it
>put the beer down on the floor
>I'm about to say something, felt like I should apologize for grabbing her ass and all that
>the loudest BUUUUUUUUUUUUURP explodes out of that tiny girl
>I stare at her
>she stares at me
>we immediately start laughing
>we're both telling each other to "ssshussh" while laughing
>she leans onto me
>I wrap my arm around blanket-wrapped imouto's shoulder and give her a good side squeeze
>say "do you want to share the blanket since I shared my last beer with you?"
>she looks up at me and sort of wrinkles her nose, obviously not wanting to share her little bubble of comfy with me
>"no huh?"
>that's fine
>just hold her
>...
>yank the blanket off of her as hard as I can
>she almost comes flying off with it
>she's in a bathrobe
>"nooooooo! okay nooo we can share"
>drape the blanket over me
>tell her it's too small to share while we're sitting
>"okay no give meeee the blanket... pull the uh couch out and we can share it there"
>she's not wrong, if we lay on the futon-couch thing we can probably share the blanket
>she gets up
>stumbles and is about to probably take like 8 steps forward and crash head-first into the TV
>I jump up and grab her by the arm
>cont, space

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>>33065563
Several more where that came from on the booru.

>>33065603
>Tfw slowly reading each post because doing shit and finally caught up
>Tfw now part of the line of people waiting instead of slowly enjoying story

>>33065603
>pull her towards me
>she bumps up onto me
>she hugs me
>she's looking off to the side
>hug her back
>that feels nice
>that feels really good actually
>B O N E R
>this one is way more obvious than the last, given my poor choice of loose boxers and loose sweatpants
>my dick immediately pushes up on her
>about to shove her off of me
>she's still hugging me, rubbing my back
>I'm getting even harder now
>balls are over-riding brotherly instincts
>I hug her even tighter
>my dick hurts from the pressure
>tell her "okay let's go on the couch"
>let go of her
>immediately yank out pull-out couch
>sit down, pretend like nothing is happening
>sis follows me
>she tells me she wants to cuddle like when we were kids
>o-okay
>lay sideways on the couch
>she plops down next to me
>knees are weak arms a heavy mom's spaghetti
>she backs herself into my body
>HNNNNGG
>try to contain myself
>wrap my arm around her
>she grabs my arm with bother her hands and stuffs in her chest
>feel mostly the fluff of the bathrobe, but there's definitely some boob there
>pull her tighter into me
>she squeezes my hand
>w h e w
>stay like that for I don't know how long
>almost pass out
>jolt myself awake from my half-sleep
>still in the same position, sis is the little spoon
>move my fingers to see if my arm is alseep or not
>cont

>>33065856
Same. I've got nothing else to do.

where is anon with the rest of the story?

>>33063410
If she does something to me, should I retaliate?
Sometimes she mentions how she thinks it would be funny if she pulled my pants down in front of someone. She's very grabby and hugs me a lot. Sometimes it annoys me and makes me uncomfortable so I push her away, but she just slaps me and goes back to hugging.

>>33066126
He updates like once an hour

>>33066216
i'd give literally anything to be you

>>33065912
>arm is definitely tingly but can move it
>not sure if sister is asleep or not since she's not holding onto my hand, she's sort of got her arm loosely wrapped around mine, but this is still too comfy to move
>shake the pins and needles out of my hands by waggling my fingers around
>don't feel the fuzz of the bathrobe
>what is this
>feel my way around
>it's soft and warm and th-
>oh
>got my hand on her tit
>oh
>is she naked under the bathrobe
>man her tit feels good
>it's pretty small desu, it's all in the palm of my hand
>move my hand off, feel around with my fingers
>yup, definitely small boobs
>feel her nipple that is already really hard
>rub a finger around it
>rub it between my thumb and pointer finger
>feel her ass back up against my crotch
>If I weren't already hard, I would be hard
>she's moaning and moving her ass up on my some more
>my heart is beating like crazy again
>feel her heartbeat through her chest
>it's fast too
>but is she awake?
>pinch her nipple to see how she reacts
>she moans deeply
>hhnnnngg
>get my arm out of there
>she's still grinding her ass against me
>HNNNNGG
>get my hand down there
>pull the bathrobe up as much as I can
>feel nothing but a smooth round naked ass
>it's so firm and soft at the same time
>she's moaning even more
>run my hand down the inside of her thigh
>she's moaning and gasping
>run it back up her thighs
>feel her pussy
>S O A K I N G wet and on fire
>she even lifts her thighs apart
>slide a few fingers back and forth on her pussy lips
>she's rocking her hips and moaning
>YOLO
>slide my finger in
>"MMMMMMMMM"
>use my other finger to rub up on her clit
>she's humping my hand now basically
>pull it out
>this is the point of no return now
>what do
>hear her say
>"ffuuuu I want to fuck"
>!
>nervously reply "I don't have condors"
>she whispers back "I'm on the pill...just..... shit...."
>tell her "I want to fuck you from behind"
cont

>>33066216
>grab her tits and ass
>squeeze
>say "I WILL CRUSH THESE PALTRY BUNS AND SWEATER PUPPIES WITH THE FORCE OF MY IRON MASTERBATORY FIST"
>whip out dick and spray cum and pee everywhere

she'll be yours forever

>>33066282
>condors
hey I remember that thread

Hey guys me and my sister just got back. We had a lot of fun, it mostly all went perfectly. I don't know if she's going to come into my room or not, she's really tired. If not then I'll be able to type it out. I'll let you guys know otherwise. I'm going to give it a few minutes to see what she wants to do though.

tfw no mommy gf\
fasfasf

>>33066395
just when i wanted to go to bed...

>>33066395
Awesome, sounds good. Happy (albeit jealous, lol) for you, man.

>>33066395
ask her if she want to make some incest babies

>>33066395
Its time for balls deep action without condom

>>33066282
>to this day I wasn't sure where that came from, I didn't even watch anime or hentai back then
>she answers by rolling on her stomach and getting her knees up, and finally getting her ass up in the air and her face still on the couch
>this is it
>don't even bother taking my pants totally off, I get up on my knees and get behind her, pull my pants down to my knees and get my dick out through my boxer hole
>her legs are spread far apart, she's obviously done this before
>I lift her bathrobe up to her lower back since she was still wearing it, neither of us got naked for that
>expose her beautiful small white ass
>her pussy is on fire
>run my hand up her lower back
>she rocks her body and forth in response
>okay
>get up to her
>dick is one pube away from her pussy
>put just the tip of my dick against her pussy lips to see if she R E A L L Y wants this
>she backs her ass up against me, sending my dick sliding up her asscrack
>oh fuck she wants this more than I do
>now I want it more than her
>pull my boxers down
>grab her ass and give it a good squeeze
>her pussy lit by the glowing TV
>S L A M into her pussy, instantly balls deep
>she gasps and moans loudly
>hold her there for a second, see how deep she goes
>she's as tight as a drum god damn
>pull out slowly, all the way out
>like a hot knife through butter
>my dick is soaking wet
>hear her go "fuuuhuuuuuhuuuhck meeeeee-uh"
>go back right into her, slowly this time, pull back halfway out, this time she's the one who back herself onto my dick
>oh my fucking lord this is happening
>slap
>slap
>slap
>that's the sound of our crotches slamming together and my nuts also bouncing up on her from the impact
>I am just lost in that moment, I almost want to close my eyes and imagine scene stacey but I'm just looking down at my tiny sister who's slamming her pussy onto me right down to my pelvic bone
>keep plowing and plowing her
>cont

Alright I messed up and asked her what she was going to do for the rest of the night. She took that as me asking her if she wanted to come to my bedroom so once she's done scrubbing her face clean of makeup she'll be in here for a while.

I'll get you guys later.

>>33066576
Not tonight.

Bump for cuddle anon

>>33066619
That's not a mess-up. Sounds fun. Would be awesome if you could provide cuddle updates when possible (using the bathroom, etc.)

>>33065675
so many* fucking illiterate cunts

>>33066619
How is that messing up? Is that not the ideal spot for balls deep imouto-con action?

>>33065675
Good lord dude link me famalam

>>33066921
First of all faggot, there's a URL right there that probably leads back to the artist's official site.
And either way you should know how to image search if you're not a newfag. That triangle next to the post number isn't just for show.
Use iqdb to search it and get pics off Gelbooru because that's the best one.
Anyway, on the off chance you're just stuck using a shitty mobile device, you get this one freebee.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=greenteaneko

>>33066856
its a mess up, because now he cant update us, however im not even upset

>>33066907
>>33067037
this
>>33066615
just caught up, HURRY AWP

>>33066615
>I'm sliding in and out of her tight little hole for what feels like hours and holding on to her ass like it's an untamed horse
>I'm starting to break a sweat
>she's gasping and moaning and grunting and going "yeeeaaaah"
>I wish this never ended desu
>hear her say "harder"
>shit I thought I was but okay
>try to fuck right through her, I'm like VIOLENTLY slamming my dick into her, a real disaster could happen at any second now
>the couch is creaking and squeaking like crazy
>if our parents walked downstairs, there would be no pretending that this was something else
>the thought of that turned me even more on so I fucked her even harder to the point where my dick was starting to hurt
>let go of her ass with one hand for a second and move my hips closer
>reach down and grab one of her tits
>fuck they were so small
>squeeze it good and hard
>she's moaning and grunting even harder now
>well you know what, this is as much for her as it is for me
>move my hand down her body
>find her clit
>start rubbing it between my pointer and index finger
>I'm rubbing her to the same rhythm as us slamming each
>she's going "...ah.... ye.....yeah....don't.... don''t stop.. right.. th... ugh"
>and suddenly
>"OOOOOOOOOOO--UUUUUUUUGHUHUUUUUHUUUHUUNNNNNGNNNNN"
>what the fuck
>use my free hand to cover her mouth
>keep slamming my dick into her
>"HHHHHNNNGNGNGMMMMFFPPHFFF"
>she is loud as hell god damn
>she bites my finger
>"hhhhhnngg-hhhhhpppmhhff!"
>I'm almost there
>almost there
>oh fuck
>oh shit
>femanon
>*SSSPLAAAAAART*
>bust a nut RIGHT inside of her
>didn't even realize
>all I can do is hold her ass up on me now with both hands while I keep cumming and cumming inside of her
>see her holding her mouth with her own hands
>still cumming and cumming
>think I'm done
>slide out
>*sblurblpl*
>so much semen oozes out
>IMMEDIATELY regret everything that I have done
>I just fucked her, sister femanon
>she rocks her ass back and forth a few more times
>collapse next to her
>cont

>>33067091
fucking HOT

please tell me she wasn't on bc

Was looking over that artist's newer works and found something more relevant to the thread. Over 2MB though and I'm not resizing.
http://gelbooru.com//images/22/f9/22f95ba945f774fd32080abc8fd1a681.jpg

>>33067091
finish it already

>>33067091
>she's just laying there, her bare ass and dripping cunt still up in the air
>I collapsed on the side of where she had her head turned the whole time that I was balls-deep in her
>afraid to look directly at her
>complete silence except of the sound of both of us breathing heavily
>seconds feel like minutes
>a faint smell of salami up in the air
>finally she slides/crawls up on me
>she doesn't get totally on top of me, just up on my thigh
>feel her bare soft chest against mine, well through my tank top, her heart still beating fast, and mine too
>grab her and squeeze her tight
>she kisses my neck again
>we synch our breathing together
>just hold each other in silence
>pass out
>wake up to the sound of toilet flushing and then femanon stumbling past the couch
>thigh is absolutely soaked in spunk and pussy juice
>I imagine the pull-out couch is ruined too
>head hurts
>she stumbles up the stairs without a word
I get up, fold couch back in ignoring the probably massive stains
>I go to the washroom too
>wash muh dick
>drink lots of water
>go to bed

>the morning after
>it's a weekend so wake up in the pm
>hangover isn't bad
>sister's clothes are still scattered in the downstairs washroom
>walk upstairs
>parents were gone grocery shopping
>wander around the kitchen
>wonder if I should go check on sister or run off into the woods forever
>hear/see the upstairs bathroom door click open
>sis is in a bathrobe, just out of the shower
>"oh hey anon, hungover much?"
>spaghetti explodes everywhere "y-you too"
>"yeah it's pretty bad, I barely remember anything from last night. I think there was police at one point? I think I tried to take a shower downstairs too but gave up? Do you remember any of that?"
>"h-haha yeah no not really some of it yeah"
>"hhmmm.. anyways I'm going back to bed, I'm crazy dehydrated".

AND THEN EVERYTHING WAS AS IF IT NEVER HAPPENED

TO THIS DAY I DON'T KNOW IF SHE REMEMBERS OR WAS JUST YANKING MY CHAIN

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>>33067497
>mfw I stayed up for a literal dream

>>33067192
what nah dude she told me she was on the pill and thankfully she was.

nutting right up in her cunt with no condom was so wrong so it made it even hotter so I nutted even harder and longer than I usually would have. God damn it man I was pulling her onto me by her hips and ass to make sure that my dick was airtight up in her snatch and that every last drip of cum went up in her.


I mean, she wanted to fuck so I fucked her properly like I would shave Stacey McScene Slut.

god damn I'm sweating from having remembered every detail and sound and smell and typing it out

>>33067497
Hot. So you have no reason to believe she remembered, no hints or anything?

>>33067497
Very nice thanks for the story was well worth it. You are damn lucky to get away with that, alcohol is great for wincest due to plausible deniability.

>>33067598
>a literal dream

u wot m8

my dick was sore and chafed as hell the day after, and sure enough the pull-out couch was soaked in impulsive decision-making too

shit happened for real

I also got tested a couple of months later and luckily I was clean[/spooiler]

>>33067497
she remembers, i do the same shit when im drunk and fuck up, the next day i just say "some crazy shit happened i dont remember anything ahahah"

>>33067653
well like other anon said >>33067666 yeah she totally does

shit

and just to connect the dots she remembered both the police and then being downstairs, so obviously she would remember getting slammed by her big bro for like 45 minutes ah god damn

it's not like she woke up with a sore pussy and went 'oh well I probably just slipped on a banana peel, and then landed on another banana'


maybe I should run off to the woods after all :^)

>>33067497

100% SHE REMEMBERS.

steer a conversation one of these days into what was the best sex you ever had.

mention it was with her.

>>33067497
how long ago was this? Maybe you should talk to her about it.

>>33067787
>maybe I should run off to the woods after all

maybe you should go and plow that pussy again.

>>33067787
if she doesnt have a boyfriend, you should see if shed be into doing it again

>>33059821
You have my support, friend

Good ol' r9k, always telling people to fuck their sister.

...I agree though.

>>33059821
Seriously? Still no meme magic to give a helping hand? Kek I'm losing faith.

>>33067973
Kek doesnt want it to happen, do not argue with Kek

>>33067973
>>33068006
>>33067931
see
>>33062355
and then come back and act like you aren't blind...

>>33067973
ive got you bruh
check em

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>>33068072

fucking Christ is reading really this hard?

>>33067852
>>33067842
>>33067881

years and years ago, we were underage teens me 16 her 14, and it was within the age of consent range so technically not entirely illegal.

We're now young adult, we both live at home still and idk if it would fly since we no longer have raging teenage hormone..


but fool me once, shame on you... or something.

Like I said we're as close as before, we casually hang out together and have gotten drunk before, we even casually talked about sex

god damn

I'll sleep on it

if this thread is still up tomorrow I'll update or maybe post a new one

Alright guys, she's out cold. I'm just hanging out around the house right now. I'll try my best to share what we did. I know you guys were waiting and all.

>she gets home
>tell her that we're going to hang out
>she seems reasonably excited about it
>says she needs to go change
>she goes from her usual leggings and a hoodie to an actual shirt/blouse and skinny jeans
>she even tries to put some makeup on
>first we went and played some mini golf
>it was cool, I won
>she teased me by moving my ball around and pushing me while I was taking the shot
>this ultimately ended in a little play fight where I grabbed her and we kissed some
>then we got an early dinner
>we went to a lebanese restaraunt she likes a lot we never go because our mom got sick once and she blame it on the restaurant
>then we went to a record store, neither of us collect records but she always tells me she wants to go look at records
>neither of us really knew anything about vinyl so it just turned into finding weird cover art
>then we went to this fancy neighborhood
>they have a christmas lights thing going on
>I thought we would get to walk through it but we couldn't
>it was also packed
>we crawled through it and it ended up getting a little boring
>she pretended that it was all really fun though
>then we went to a coffee shop, which she got hot chocolate at
>we sat in there for a while
>she sat with her legs across my lap and just seemed to enjoy being there with me
>then we went home
>now she's asleep in my bed

I can elaborate on stuff, I just wanted to get the gist of it out there.

>>33067899

She doesn't have one now no, she's been too focused on her studies and there are no (straight) guys in her classes.

muh dick

fuck this thread has me feeling like a kid again

>>33068100
lol

ortootytry

>>33068115
>if this thread is still up tomorrow I'll update

hottest threads on arcanine over 1 month running.

we will be here fucker!

>>33068100
say that to my face you fag and check em

>>33068115
Get drunk with her again. It could be fun...

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>>33068117
>I can elaborate on stuff,


what do you think anon?

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>>33068163
>there are no (straight) guys in her classes.

Please tell me she isn't in a gender studies class...

>>33068245
I don't really know what you guys want to hear about though. Which parts do you want?

>>33068310
anything, as many details as possible

>>33068302
nursing so she does study gender sometimes in another way.

That's what I thought gender studies was at first like "oh so you're gonna be like a vagina doctor or a doctor that checks out dude's prostates?"

>>33068440
>That's what I thought gender studies was at first

if only it were actually something noble and helpful like that...

why not have her take your temperature with her mouth?

>>33068357
Okay I'll try.

>get in the car
>she gives me a hard time for not dressing up
>I'm not dressed like a slob, I'm just not anything other than really casual
>try to defend myself
>she says I should put more effort into dates
>get there and we go to the place where you get your putters and golf balls
>she picks out both of ours while I pay
>she makes me go first
>finish in two
>she finishes in three
>her being down a shot causes the cheating
>mid-stroke
>she comes up behind me and shoves me
>catch myself and finish up
>go through the course, I tease her about not being good, she cheats
>get close to the end
>waiting for her to push me
>jump up and grab her
>we wrestle around for a bit
>get a good grip on her
>look her in the eye
>she's gone from the playful look to the "love me" look
>bring it in for a kiss
>we finish the course
>she pretends to be pouty about losing
>get in the car
>she leans across and kisses me
>grabs my hand
>she asks if we're going to do anything else, which we were
>we go to the restaurant
>they have one of those table tents
>it's advertising some sort of couple's night
>"We should go to this"
>explain to her the special part of the evening is that booze is cheaper, we can't drink
>she protests and says we can still go and be a couple even if we don't drink
>she stretches her legs underneath the table and puts her feet on my knees
>we get and eat our food
>then we go to the record store
>we walk around and look at records
>it was cool I guess
>one old guys there, maybe the owner I don't know, was obviously bored and started talking to us
>giving us a lecture on vinyl
>I didn't really care, she seemed pretty interested
>then he leaves and she just goes through almost all of them
>she was just enjoying looking at all the cover art
>then it's pretty much dark already because of daylight savings time
>I grab her hand and drag her out
>we get in the car and drive to the neighborhood with the christmas lights

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>>33068612

YES YEESS YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

fuck i wish i had some snacks to enjoy this thread with!

>>33068612
>I want to get out and walk through it but you're supposed to drive
>there are also already a ton of cars there
>we end up just sitting there forever
>staring at the same lights
>at least she took this as an opportunity to kiss me a fair bit
>pretty much whenever we had a long amount of time she leaned over and kissed me
>to be blunt she turned a boring time in the car into a make out session
>lots of corny talk about how pretty everything looked
>once we were free of the line of cars we drove home
>then she went straight to the bathroom and scrubbed her face
>I asked her if she was going to do anything to see if I had the chance to type this out
>she made that into me asking her to join me
>she changed clothes and crawled into my bed
>we spooned a bit
>eventually she ended up on her back with an arm kind of holding/hooked around mine
>look over and she's completely asleep, out cold
>sneak out and here I am

I'm probably going to go back soon. She's going to wake up and come look for me.

>>33068737
well, have fun anon

>>33067973
Kek would likely advise you to become a wizard rather than indulge in degeneracy anon.

>>33068933
holy fuck, the dubs speak truth. (even if its a disappointing truth)

>>33068697
why are you so interested in incest

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>>33068933
Kek must be obeyed. Incest is wrong for you

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>>33068986


check out this fucking normie.

HAHAHAHAHAH!

>>33068989
>>33068952
>>33068933

more blind anons...

see
>>33062355

>>33069131
the 55 dubs just confirms that kek has indeed forsaken that anon.

Guys this isn't a get thread, please stop spamming the thread with stuff about "kek."

>>33069205
>kek

this the phrase was always Top Kek not lord kek as some retarded frog meme from this years political bullshit campaigns.

keep that shit out of here fucking normies.

I'm having a really hard time deciding whether I should wake up my sister or not. She feel asleep again and she just looks way too comfortable and peaceful. I'm going to give her a bit more time in here.

>>33069679

dont wake imouto.

sleep on floor!

>>33069332
It wasn't from this years political campaign, yes it was /pol/ that started it but they just happened to stumble upon it, basically ancient Egyptians worshipped a frog as a god and repeating digits was a sign from their God, and a bunch of other stuff too, (they stole "meme magic" from /mlp/ lol)

>>33069935
>It wasn't from this years political campaign, yes it was /pol/ that started it but they just happened to stumble upon it, basically ancient Egyptians worshipped a frog as a god and repeating digits was a sign from their God, and a bunch of other stuff too, (they stole "meme magic" from /mlp/ lol)


oh my god fuck you no one gives a fuck about /pol/s horseshit.

it was quarantined to 4chan and /pol/ used it as some sort of retarded hype.

shut up.

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Bump your imouto!
original oreimo

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Onii-chan and imouto love bump!

>>33057397
Is anyone here actually incestuous?

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>>33071130
Imoto cuddler dicked his sister a few days ago
>>33002298
>>33002419

>>33067014
Thx bb, confirming shit tier device.

>>33063795
>police chasing underage drinkers
Why tho
You make a nice greentext story and you ruin it with something implausible

>>33071626
There is nothing implausible about that. The story is almost certainly a lie but underage kids being chased by the police for being drunk in public happens all the time.

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where do i get a sister

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>>33071912
You'll have to impregnate your mother.

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>>33071937
im afraid i cant do that

origami

I ended up falling asleep myself, we've just been sleeping since then. I'm going to try to maybe help her get to her own bed, I don't know. I want to go back to sleep though. We'll see how it goes once I get in there and I actually have to do it.

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>>33072244
Are you going to princess carry her?

>>33069935
>they stole "meme magic" from /mlp/
/mlp/ has not come up with anything original since its inception. I'm pretty sure meme magic was /tv/.