Sister hug thread

But i no Imouto :c

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>tfw onii-chan is too far away to hug me

I hug my sister daily, she says she thinks im cool and that she loves me but i know im a loser

>>28308356
Atleast the words are there

>>28307548
I am at work, you worthless NEET

I don't think I've ever hugged my sister Tbh

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If I leave my room to hug her she'll ask me to watch something with her or play a board game.

I'll just stay in my room.

>tfw no onee-san to hug

>>28308616
david?!!!!

original commento serbio

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>tfw no big sister to sleep safely beside
>tfw no big sister to cuddle with
>tfw no big sister that teaches you things
>tfw no big sister that let's you explore her body
>tfw no big sister to lose your virginity with
>tfw no big sister that takes care of you and protects you
>tfw no big sister that takes you out on fun adventures
>you will never kiss the inside of her thigh
>you will never smell your big sisters arousing female scent
>you will never move in your hand beneath her cute panties
>you will never feel her soft skin when you caress her pussy
>you will never see how she gets wet when your heavy breath reaches her sensitive parts
>you will never hear her cry out in pleasure when you touch her clitoris
>you will never hear her whisper to you how much she loves you
>you will never fall asleep by her side
>you will never be happy
>tfw no big sister

>>28308633
Sorry, but I'm not your brother.

Go nag him a bit if he's a lonely NEET.

>>28308634
tfw big sister that never did any of this but rather left you a cowed nu male

>>28308634
you got sauce on that picture, brother?

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>>28307548
I will when she gets home.
She loves me.

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>>28308681
Sady no. I got it from /a/ a couple of months ago.

>>28308616
Do it you lazy faggot.

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>>28307548
I can't, she lives in Oz.

>>28308616

Fuck you anon, just fuck you, go play with your little sister, play one of her favourite board games.

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>>28308904
She's my older sister and she always wins everything. She calls me names for "losing to a girl". She even beats me in melee.

If I hugged my other 3 sisters they'd tell me to fuck off though.

>>28308952

FUCK YOU. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. TO BE HUGGED BY YOUR ONII-CHAN IS THE GREATEST THING FOR US IMOUTO'S.

GO HUG YOUR SISTERS.

PLAY WITH THEM.

FFS SENPAI.

>>28308616
Jesus Christ, you lucky bastard. wanna switch sisters

>walk into my sisters room
>she's on her facebook or texting one of her bitch friends
>"hey sis wanna play some video games? i'll let you pick the game"
>"no, video games are lame"
>"wanna watch a movie?"
>"no, maybe later"
>"wanna play a board game"
>"go away! its not my fault you're a loser with no friends"
>i leave
>later, me: "you said you'd watch a movie later"
>"can't, going out with my friends"

what a fucking cunt bitch. this is like every conversation i have with her. i'd probably cut her out of my life permanently if i wasn't so reliant on her.

>>28308952
You're blessed with this yet you take it for granted. Worthless scum, no wonder you're jobless

>>28307548
>tfw no sister
>tfw no siblings
why me?

>>28308972
I was called my little sister "imouto", she was like "don't ever call me that again you weirdo."

>>28308996

SHE'S BEING TSUNDERE.

GO GIVE HER A HUG

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>>28308972
>>28308983
They're all Staceys and I have nothing in common with them. Imagine being stuck in a house with 4 older Staceys making fun of you and treating you like their pet all the time.

I can't even talk to them. They invite me out but then I sit there and say nothing.

This is probably fetish material to some of you but growing up like this sucks.

>>28308972
>older sister
>"imouto"
kys u sicknasty rping tranny

>>28308952
>has 4 sisters
>I have 0

Fuck this gay timeline.

>>28309033

>strawmanning

ayyyyy lemao

>>28309025
No stacy plays melee or board games, you're set up for social interaction. Take that shit and do something with your life

>>28309063
By Stacey I mean considered attractive, lots of friends and have bfs. They play melee with me sometimes because they know I don't have any friends I guess.

They're good people but I just can't connect with them. How can I use this to get better?

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>>28308981

>be me
>walk into sister's room
>"get the fuck out of my room anon, you retarted asswipe"
>leave
>mfw i can't even talk to her without her treating me like shit

>>28309106
Tell them you can't connect with them. Maybe they'll be more careful when making fun of you and try to interact normally. Right now they don't know shit about you since, by the sounds of it, you're always in your room masturbating to loli

>>28307548
both of my sisters are out of the country.
also, if they weren't i wouldn't hug them out of the blue.

>>28309177
I don't want to admit that I'm a total loser. They'll just pity me even more. Also I think it's too late for that. The youngest is 20 and the oldest is 27 and getting married soon. They've already moved on in life.

>>28309054
>timeline

>>28309247
How old are you? If you're round 20 be close friends with the youngest, you'll regret it otherwise

>>28309385
This.

famalhama

>>28308634
These things don't actually happen and if you did have a sister you wouldn't want them to happen

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>>28310224
Fuck off with your 3D realism bullshit.

My sister is ....nice to me...I don't know if I want to maintain any contact with her if I ever move somewhere....

>>28310316
Why not, are you a faggot?

>>28308634
This picture is from Freezing Zero - Chapter 3

>>28308711
>>28308681
This one is from Bloomers Mama Shinsouban #1

>>28310315
Daisuki Onnanoko Wa Daisuki Desu Ka Chapter 16

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>>28310405
A true nee-san lover. Nice!

>>28309025
Iktf. I grew up with 3 older sisters and my parents were never home so they'd always treat me like shit. Because of them I have such low self esteem. Being around them now is just awkward as fuck.

>>28309063
There is no Stacey. Every girl has validation, orbiters, and outlets for social interaction.

Fuck off with this meme

>>28310424
>Black and White
>Cropped
>Not even so much as a hint of what it could be.

Just because the /a/nons who refused to provide any sort of source in the other thread are bigger cunts, that doesn't mean you get let off for this bullshit.

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>>28310636
Pls no bully. At least the picture is cute.

>>28307548
>tfw born an only child
>dad was never around
>get abusive step-dad but sisters!!!
>their mother was a crazy harpy who beat the shit out of them
>would make them call me their step-sibling and really drill in the distinction
>parents get bad off on drugs, i never get to see my sisters anymore. very lonely, no friends.
>later on in the years we still write and talk every once in a while but i miss them dearly
>the whole time their mom is trying to foster autism in her children to get on disability
>when i talk to my sister now she's very weird, awkward, only talks about cartoons, sings show tunes but i still love her
>eventually, we get custody of the girls because the mom wants to hop on moar cocks
>my sisters have been taken out of school to the point where the 18 year old is at a seventh grade intelligence level and the 21 year old is just broken
>we enroll the 18 year old in school, she's bullied severely until i started beating up bitches
>become her attack dog.
>older sister gets kicked out because she's failing college, feels like my heart's being ripped out
>figure that i'll always be here to take care of my autismo sis
>flash forward to college and she gets kicked out too
>see this thread

ha...ha...

>>28310842
just thinking of all the times she wanted to hug me and i wouldnt let her because of my aversion to physical contact

why

why did i waste my time being annoyed with her.

>>28310616
>Thinking everything's a meme
No Timmy, it's just how the world works

>>28307548

>be me
>first year college
>living at home
>three sisters, two younger, one older
>just two of us home at the moment
>she got off the bus
>disappeared into bathroom
>then went into her room
>she has no friends
>actively hated/bullied at school
>no activities
>a C- student
>my stepmom openly hates and mocks her
>dad tells her she's disgusting and embarrassing and stupid
>she's creepy as fuck
>barely talks
>goes on walks by herself to look at bugs and shit
>stares at the floor all the time
>frizzy hair
>glasses
>hardly eats
>zits
>go into her room
>room is like obsessively neat
>my other sisters are slobs
>she's usually either reading or working on some craft project
>today she was making some stupid paper model of a tank
>a fucking model of a fucking tank from that panzer girls anime
>she's leaning over her model looking at something up close
>stand there for a moment
>trying to get up courage to hug her
>i don't think anyone in my family has ever willingly touched her
>she looks like she smells bad
>illmakeitquick
>go over
>put my arms around her
>grabbing kinda low to get waist and nothing awkward
>she jumps
>breaks the tube thing off her tank
>all at once realize she's a) gone totally stiff, b) a lot smaller than i expected, c) almost all bones, and d) she just smells like a girl
>think that she's probably totally freaked
>suddenly feel really bad for her
>ask her, 'hey, you ok?'
>let go
>sudden urge when i see her shoulders
>give them a quick squeeze
>say, 'sorry, i didn't mean to freak you out'
>come back here to post results
>typing my greentext
>hear stepmom come in
>she stomps through the house
>wants us to unload the groceries
>hear her start yelling at my sister for crying
>making crying baby noises and telling her she'll give her something to cry about
>weird knot in my stomach
>step out and distract my stepmom
>come back in
>sister has her door closed
>can hear snuffling sounds like she's still crying
>weird, brotherly, protective feelings

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>>28311514

a-anon...

save her!

make sure she knows you have her back!

don't let her get bullied!

make sure big bro is always there!

she has good taste in anime, London?

>>28311514
This has to be fake.

If it isn't, you have to turn this into a blog about saving your imouto. Please

>>28311514
this is kind of tragic, anon. take care of your frumpy imouto

>>28311514
Be there.

You can get rid of all of her pain, be the person she needs. It's amazing of you to have shown affection to her, now make her life better. You can be the shining, loving, caring beacon of affection and love that she so desperately needs.

Please, man, do it.

>>28308634
I know that feel
>>28310224
In my case, my sister is the only girl that has ever loved me, of course I want to fuck her.

>>28312049
Awesome idea. Please do this.

>>28312049

This isn't one of your favorite made up copypastas; in all likelihood he'll fail miserably and estrange himself from his entire family.

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>>28307548
>tfw OP expects me to find a bus that drives me 4 hours through the night to hug one of the most unimportant people in my life

>>28311579
>>28312052
>>28312049
>>28312100

Ha, ha, yeah...you're freaking me out with this shit. Not gonna happen.

I doubt highly that she needs or wants 'saving', least of all from me. More likely, she was crying because she was freaked out her ugly brother hugged her for three seconds.

My parents think she's being weird just to piss them off btw.

>>28310842
Take care of them anon. You might be all they have in life.

>>28312476
>More likely, she was crying because she was freaked out her ugly brother assaulted her.

Say goodbye to your future.

>>28311514
Defend her. Show who is the man in the house anon.

>>28312476
It doesn't matter. Do your duty anon and report in what happened.

>>28312476

Have you ever tried talking to your sister?

>>28312476
Sit down and watch an anime with her.

>>28311514
>>i don't think anyone in my family has ever willingly touched her
>>hear her start yelling at my sister for crying
Your sister was crying because she was happy to be treated as a human being for once.

>>28312620

That crossed my mind the second my stepmom asked her if she was crying.

>>28312768
>Have you ever tried talking to your sister?
>>28312807
>Sit down and watch an anime with her.
>>28312957
>Your sister was crying because she was happy to be treated as a human being for once.

OK, that last one...you fuckers got to me.

I'll check on her in a while, I'm supposedly working on a paper right now.

>>28313166

Please keep us informed, anon.

>tfw both your parents have realized now that they're in their late 50s that they would have liked one other kid
>tfw it could have been a sweet little sister
>tfw I will NEVER have a sister to hug

Of all the words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these...what might have been.

>>28312476

dude, all those are symptoms that she was or is still sexually abused.

>>28313166
Take care of her anon. I'm sure she'll appreciate it even if she is scared to show it.

>>28307548
dont have a sister so I hugged my cousin

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tfw no sister

Goddamn why did my parents stop with me.

>Played Sims as a kid
>Always give my characters imoutos because I never had one.
>Eventually someone noticed all the little sisters.

Even as a kid, I just wanted an imouto to be an example to.

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>you will never get brutally bullied by your cruel onee-chan
>you will never get comforted by her afterwards when she feels bad about what she has done

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>have a 17 year old sister
>she gets dumped by her bf and cried on my shoulder all day
>console her and promise to spend more time with her
>spend the next weekend playing video games and watching Tarantino movies

>tfw she's a complete normie and has loads of friends but always beats me in Smash Bros. and has invested more hours in Dark Souls than me

JUST

>>28307548
I would do just about anything for a Sister. You name it, I'll do it. There is no price too high.

>>28313543
I don't get it, of course a normie would be better at casual games than you.
Is this one of those "role playing" posts?

>>28313616
100% serious anon

t.b.h. I haven't really had time for video games with my finals coming up but it's still emasculating seeing a grill do better than you in DS3

All you faggots being sad for not having a sister, you don't know how lucky you are.

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>>28313543
Reasons like this are why I hate being an only child

>>28313682
Only idiots who wack it to incest chinese cartoons wish they had a sister. Im glad i didnt.

>>28313646
Maybe stop believing the bad meme that DS is hardcore or even good. Especially 3.

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>>28313687
>tfw born to be lonely

>>28313728

What do you think of DaS 3? How does it compate with DaS 1?

Ara ara~ onee-chan will take care of you

>>28313787
DaS2 => DeS > DaS > BB > DaS3

>>28313885

What makes DaS3 worse than everything else?
I thought they were supposed to bring all the experience together for this one?

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>>28313885
>DaS2 => DeS
>DaS3 is the worst
>DaS2 is the best

stop posting anytime

>>28313938
>>28313950
It's just the normal DaS experience but really polarized bosses, so it's either Deacons of the Free Boss Kill/The Giant of 5 Hit KO or just flat out JUST tier, and the hard ones aren't even fun imo, they're just tedious. Same for the normal enemies, it just felt like instead of adding neat-o burrit-o enemies/mini bosses/mechanics its just a lot of shit in a lot of small enclosed spaces/thin bridges.
Overall the order is entirely subjective, though I'm sure that one /v/ autist im replying too will still be triggered, I just ordered them in the order of how much fun I had. Feel free to disagree or play for yourself.

>>28313166
Good luck anon. Hope she's ok.

>>28313885
Finally, someone else who thinks DS2 wasn't a bad game

>>28308330
>tfw no onii-chan to hug my mouth and throat with his cock

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>>28314155

lewd desu fa m i l y

>tfw my older sister lives in Israel.

>>28311514
Take care of her f a m

Give her a hug. It's you and her against the whole cuntin' world mate

WE'RE ROOTIN FOR YOU BOTH LA

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>>28314194
>unironically living in Israel

>>28314038
you complain about the boss variety in 3 but still think 2 is the best? DaS2 just had a bunch of large, slowly attacking enemies. roll roll attack repeat x10 victory achieved. compare with
>all the lords of cinder
>nameless king
>sulyvahn (if you don't cheese him via parries)
>ocerios
>champion gundyr

radically different


I get the sneaking suspicion you summoned for the bosses you couldn't kill in a few tries in 3, steamrolled it and found it boring. however in 2 since the bosses were pretty similar and easy you didn't and had more fun tackling the challenge yourself.

also pvp in 3 is significantly better, all the current "meta" weapons can be parried easily so goodbye to full havels + dark buffed katana

DaS2 was not a terrible game, but I just cant see how you could ever put it at the top, or at the very least that far above 3

>>28314194
JUDEN RAUS!

Real onee-chans live in the sacred land of Nippon.

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mfw my sister lives in a meth house a few states away

I am now currently accepting sister applications. At least one lucky girl may get to replace her.

>>28313480
>tfw bullied by my onee but she doesn't feel bad about it

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>my face when I see one of these threads

>>28307548
Rather shoot myself in the foot than touch my sister in anyway

>>28314375

Why, anon?

Do you not like your qt sister?

>>28313307
>dude, all those are symptoms that she was or is still sexually abused.

Plain old abuse fucks people up, too.

>>28314375
same. i never talk to her either, i fucking hate her and she does too.
FeelsGoodManDesu

>>28314233
how the fuck would you ironically live in a country

>>28311514
Ahh you have the most appropriate sister. A lot of us envy you anon.

>>28314938
fucking wrong thread

>>28314938

cuntboys are almost as appalling as gerontophilia.

>walk into her room
>she looks at me
>approach her
>"What?"
>hug
>Her: "Uhhh....? What the fuck, anon?"
>Me: "A post on 4chan said to hug your sister and post results."
>Her: "That you followed through is either adorable or disgusting. Or both. You can go away now."
>head back to my room to post greentext story

>>28315059
it's just like in my animes!

>>28315059
K-K-Kaaawaaaaaiiii~

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Sister in another town but I love her a lot.

>around 12
>Me and my brother in our 20's
>Taught her to like vidya, loves crash bandicoot, spyro, Sly Cooper and LPB
>She started liking anime on her own, we watch Ghibli together
>She has talked to me about girls her age starting to use make up, turn to Stacy things
>She thinks it is stupid and it is better to enjoy things that she likes than go with the fashion
>That feel when she tells me I am the best big brother in the world (Well me and my brother)

Did I hit the Imouto jackpot /r9k/? I am really proud of my sister and would kick the living shit out of anyone that ever hurt her. Now I just need to tell him about what kind of guys to never fate when she gets a little older.

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>tfw no imouto.
>Just two annoying little brothers who play autistic games on their ipads all day

How do I get an imouto /r9k/?

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>>28308981
>>28309160
>>28310539
>>28313480
tfw no tsundere sisters to dominate me with her stinky feet

a-accepting sister applications

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>>28315314
Keep your bloodline pure anon.

>>28315356
end your life


not original

>>28315489
Why are you so mean? They are a perfect match for each other.

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I have two older sisters. I'm the baby of the family. I just met them on Wednesday. We only met because our Gma died(may she rest in peace) and our whole family came together for the funeral. Shit was tough lads.

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>>28308666
yeah mine did similar. Was very domineering, abusive, had to have things her way sorta thing. Was like I never even had a sibling, just a cunty girl who just yelled and destroy. Took me years to find my own way.

I told her she was as close to me as someone living across the hallway, and she used that as some slow burning realization that she was being a cunt. she goes off to college for a couple of years and now she comes back all friendly trying to self insert into my life, even though I want nothing to do with her.

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>no sister to give me hugs

brother hasn't spoken to me in 6 months even though we live under the same roof

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>>28308876
>I can't, she lives in Oz.

Are you me? My imouto also lives far away in Australia.

Ok, if you're me, then imouto is a small and cute Asian girl, who likes surfing and rides a motorcycle.

>>28307548
Great done

>>28316326
how do you black text?

>>28316392
By not being fucking new you cancerous fucking shit

>>28316392
woah laddy

>>28316392
My little anon can't possibly be this new

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>>28308634
>tfw no big sister
life is suffering

>>28316392

like this:

text

>>28313166
DO IT NAO ANON PLS

>>28314589
Move there so you could post bait threads on /int/ and /pol/.

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>>28308330

Hello imouto-anon. Did your onii-chan buy you a wan-wan?

>>28316449
okay I'm going to start guessing
>text<

>all these robots wanting a big sister
Anyone want mine? She's a bit of a normie Stacy, but still treats me a bit too nice.

>>28316537
dammit that didn't work
<test

>>28316537
>>28316550
This is bait, right?
right?

>>28308616
Go you dumb fuck

this newfag trying to "black text"

I clicked the spoiler button not sure what that does

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>>28316392
>>28316537

Stop guessing, start imouto-posting:
http://www.4chan.org/faq

>>28316537
>>28316550
Just type < black> TEXT </ black> without the spaces you fucking moron

>>28316550
How To Spoiler Text
>what is google
Jesus fucking Christ

>>28316559
<black>it not bait i pretty much never left /b/ for many years</black>

>>28316598
>>28316594
>>28316580
>>28316566
>>28316559
>>28316449
>All these anons getting triggered because i don't know how to black text

>>28308589
You're on r9k at work..

>>28316640
Learn how to google newfam

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>>28308666
>not noticing quality numeral values

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>>28308634
my feeeeels

John Snow is alive

>>28316724
ayyy i did it

tfw no sister to hug

Big sister are not as good as you guys think

>>28316724
fuck all you people. i havent started this season yet.

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>>28316769
All she has to do is be mean and bully me and sometimes show her nice caring side.

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>>28316959
>tfw no mean onee-chan
I'll never be happy.

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Did this onii-anon ever come back to post more?

>>28316770
oh wow you missed the first 20 mins of that shitty episode you really missed a lot

>>28316208
How do you even manage that?

Surely a few words have been exchanged periodically.

>>28316540
>my sister loves me too much
unappreciative bastard

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>TFW NO sister
>TFW NO sister similar to my age
>TFW will never fall in love with sister
>TFW will never beat the shit out of CHAD to defend my IMOUTO! WHY EVEN LIVE REEEEE!!!

>>28313166
Anything? tbosksksk

>>28317174
he comes home late at night and then leaves again in the mornings, doesnt even say hello when he comes in or goodbye when he leaves. i think he is having a difficult time himself though, i don't want to bother him.

>>28317603
You should enter his room and hug him. Be there for him like a kind sister.

my sister and I were close for a year or two
then I realized she just hung out with me when she had no other choice and used me. as soon as she got friends we grew apart to the point where we're basically acquaintances.

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>>28317482
What in gods name is that eldritch abomination?! Some sort of alien?!?

My sister is an ugly ginger stacy who hates me (but secretly loves me)

>>28317788

Have sex with her anon, then have BABIES.

>>28311514
>>hear her start yelling at my sister for crying
>>making crying baby noises and telling her she'll give her something to cry about

maybe your stepmom is ok sometimes i dunno but that's fucking horrible.

test "SPIKE DIES!

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>>28307548
You expect me to get the fuck off my chair and tread my feet down the hallway to say something to my Stacey sister who is probably going on 5 hours with talking to one of her friends?

Nah. I don't even speak but a few words to my parents every day

>>28307548
My sister is fat and doesn't love me or my parents.

>>28308981
My god if my sister acted like that my dad would slap the shit out of her. Poor parenting tbqh, my sister actually respects me.

>>28318917
Come on, anon. So, you don't like the idea of going over to your sister and holding her as you move your hand down her back with her tits firmly pressed against your chest?

>>28317482
>tfw not one of those stories where the two people date and get married only to find out their brother and sister
>tfw not one of those same couples you don't hear about because they never go public with it and no one ever knows they're related

They must exist.

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>Find sister
>give hug
>not biological sister, actual i am priest
>sister is a nun
>love is forbidden in catholic church
>excommunicated
>mfw

>>28308616
Fuck you.
I'd kill for anyone to want to hang out with me

>>28309303
>he hasn't seen S;G
>he doesn't worship Makise
Kys

>>28312514
Yes. Take care of them so they can run off with Chad/Tyrone.
Good goy

>>28311514
>all the cucks telling you to protect milady
Fuck that bitch

>>28319856

Expecting people to automatically associate the word "timeline" with an overrated anime is not smart, anon.
Makise is fine, but hardly worthy of worship. Not enough character development.

I've only ever done this twice with my brother.

First time was just a normal hug. Second time I gave him a hug, told him I loved him, went back to my room and played a gunshot.wav as loud as my speakers would go.

He literally burst into my room instantaneously, practically teleported there. Never hugged him since.

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>>28315314
>>That feel when she tells me I am the best big brother in the world

Fuck, now I wanna cry.
I wish I had a little sister to mold into a real women and she'd say cute stuff like that to me

>tfw i think of my ten year old cousin as a little sister
>tfw she probably hates me

>>28314589
I ironically moved to Sweden so I could shitpost on /int/, /pol/, and play LoL on EU

my little sister is the filthiest breed of normie

>snapchat literally 24/7
>plays vines/hood videos on full volume through iphone
>retarded when it comes to computers, despite using one 24/7
>ungrateful and moody, blatant disregard for any other person


How do you go within 10 feet of someone like that?

>>28319973

Of all the sisters people are writing about here, you pick the one that really needs a loving, kind big brother.

Fuck you.

>>28320155

how does she react to hugs and cuddling?

>>28320212

Never done b4

She pities me because I'm a total loser, going to fail school, and have distanced myself from any friends I've had for the past 5 years.

Even holding hands you can feel that we want nothing to do with eachother.

>>28320017
That's a good brother.

>>28320017
why would you play such a mean prank

>>28307548
I decided to do this to all my siblings today.
>Older brother
>Called me a weirdo but let it happen anyway.

>Younger brother
>"no go way, i'm not a fag >:((" before before shoving me

>Older sister
>hugged me back and asked me if I heard any good music lately. proceeded to listen to couple tracks before kicking me out of her room to smoke weed like the little delinquent she is

>Younger sister
>smiled awkwardly and said I needed to get a girlfriend before walking away
>cunt

Extras

>Older cousin
>hugged me back and asked me how my day was

>Younger cousin
>same as older, but held the hug a bit longer than i'm comfortable with, and when she broke the hug continued to hold on to my hand for several minutes, playing with and examining it while talking with older cousin

>>28321322

>Younger sister
>smiled awkwardly and said I needed to get a girlfriend before walking away
>cunt

SHE KNOWS.

>>28321322
>smiled awkwardly and said I needed to get a girlfriend before walking away

Make her your girlfriend.

>>28321322
>Younger cousin
>same as older, but held the hug a bit longer than i'm comfortable with, and when she broke the hug continued to hold on to my hand for several minutes, playing with and examining it
Sounds like your cousin wants your dick, anon.

>Younger sister
>smiled awkwardly and said I needed to get a girlfriend before walking away
>cunt

based

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>tfw was probably going to have another sibling before mum got serious back injury
>tfw could have had an qt imouto to protect

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>What do you want?
>what the fuck are you doing.
>you're such a faggot get out.
well that escalated quickly.

>>28311514
Be the hero
She deserves that
So do you

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>Sister 8 years older than me
>Taught me how to tie my shoes
>Middle school
>Older sister hugs me to embarrass me around my friends all the time when she picks me up
>She kisses me on the cheek for no reason in public to bother me
>"Aww my little anon still a baby" and stuff like that to her friends and around mine
>Drags me to do mundane tasks while growing up like going to the gym when I wanted to play vidya
mfw she browsed 4chan back in the day participated in those Habbo Hotel Raids
Didnt even know it was a raid at the but she loved habbo hotel and used to say no aids in the pool while kicking me out of her room
>She always took me to the movies when I asked to go especially the X-Men Movies
Major X-Menfag

>be 2016
>Sister is in the Air Force traveling the world
>Send her a gift for christmas
>$200 Gold Watch
>Every picture she sends us she is wearing that watch
>She bought me a shirt from when she went to guam
>Wearing it right now
>Next year she's letting me move in to her vaccant house she owns to finish my college

Truly was blessed with a good older sister

>sister is a sociopathic narcissistic shit

I wish my parents got a dog instead

Sister actually likes me, but we barely hang or do anything together. Last time we did was my birthday last year

I did it fellas

we ended up fucking

>>28322297
try

ctrl+s

>>28321322
>has siblings/cousins who accept physical contact/give a shit about you

get out normie

>>28322324

this, fucking normal

>>28315586
That was a different poster. But in all seriousness having sex with your sister is not normal in real life.

My big sis is a doctor and I'm a loser

>get out of my rooomuhh!!
>hahaah what the heck
>(start to leave)
>wait, alex
>what
>ummm, oh, nevermind

who here would unironically make love to their sister?

mine's older than me.

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>everyone loves me in my family
>Sister always runs to see me when I enter the house
>cousins and little cousins flock to me when I show up to their house as well

Too bad they dont know how lonely I am

>>28322487

shut the fuck up, normalfag. go back to r eddit.

>>28322516
I'm more of a cyborg

Only full normie around my family.
Fucking social serial killer around anyone else

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>she's talking to my mother
>i come up and tap her shoulder
>she turns around and i open my arms
>she gives me a big hug and makes a happy noise
>i pat her head and walk off

love my sister

>>28322198

She sounds awesome, and sounds like she has an awesome little brother, too.

>thanks man, good read

>>28308616
I fucking hate you, you stupid bitch. Play with your goddamned imouto this instant or I will find out where you live and beat 18 different kinds of shit out of you.

>>28322741
Jelly/10

>youngest child
>only male
>4 onee-sans
>2 bullied me
>sat on my chest and I couldn't get up
>first kiss was with one of them when we were young
>get along with all of them now

Good times, but I didn't appreciate it back in the day

I dont have a sister, but I assume its it's like having a brother, you guys are romanticizing it. You personally see them as gross and annoying. You've got used to them for years and every little thing they do you are annoyed by

>tfw no qt3.14 imouto to give foot rubs to
Just

>>28320017
actually lol'd

>>28311514

this got me. you had better be there for her.

>be me
>six years old
>mom gets pregnant
>didn't get what was going on
>but parents divorced shortly afterwards
>i was happy as fuck
>wanted a baby brother or sister
>get sister
>premature
>saw her through glass in an incubator
>she looked so tiny
>had nightmares about her dying
>dad left home around then
>remember him saying 'the whole thing has been a mistake'
>mom came home late and mad
>seemed like she was always mad after that
>sister finally came home
>had a really cool girl from down the street who helped
>taught me how to change her diapers
>two of us watched my sister take her first steps
>say her first words
>start reading or telling her stories every night before bed
>small town
>everyone knew my sister had a different daddy
>she was always small for her age
>mom brings this asshole home
>they got married over the weekend
>get very protective of my sister
>asshole doesn't have a job
>get caught cutting school
>was freaked out he would hurt her
>he was dealing dope and drinking
>mom finally kicked him out
>she starts first grade
>super shy
>straight dark hair
>big dark brown eyes
>pale skin
>kids start giving her shit immediately
>teachers too
>fucking miserable small town hypocritical shits
>two of us get lost in books and play
>building castles and drawing comics
>things weren't going well
>not a lot of food or money
>a lot of time alone together
>mom brings home another new daddy
>about the time my sister is in 4th grade
>she's getting bullied at school
>i'm cross town and can't stop it
>new guy is actually ok
>raises hell at school
>punches some kid's dad out
>actually has a job, too
>takes my sister and me out to dinner, amusement park, museums on the weekends
>he's like a regular dad
>mom hates him
>old enough to know she's fucking around on him
>stays almost a year before mom tells him gtfo
>last thing he tells me is to take care of my sister before he goes

-continued-

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>>28322427

Who cares? Normal shit is stupid.

>>28310382

She can be annoying with all the 'caught up in political opinion' thing. But I never felt a connection with her...she did use to play video games with me and my brother and was the only one to ever progress through Res Evil 1 further than we had been....I still have the Memory Card from 15 or so years ago....

>>28323287
P-please continue, based Onii chan

>cont.
???????????????????????????????????????????? :o cmon

My sister doesn't live with us anymore. We're very distant from each other. Tho we like each other it's easy for us to get at each others nerves, mostly because there is a lack of communication between us.

When we were younger she was the best older sister to have. She was kind to us, and she had a sense of humor.

tfw anon didnt finish his story even if its fake i want to read more

>>28316521

No, baka onii-chan, but I still love him.

>>28323498
>>28323576

sorry it's 2:20 am and i'm drunk as fuck i can't finish this

my little sister died when she was 12

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>>28324121
>my little sister died when she was 12

Fucking hell.

>>28324121
Well, fuck, here come the feels, I was counting for a happy ending.

Hope you can finish the story when you're feeling better.

>>28315344
make them wear skirts desu senpai

she said "fuck you" while laughing.

>>28316640
>being newfag
>not lurking for at least 2 years

>all these normalfags that have daily female contact with loving sisters

Get the fuck out.

I haven't talked to a woman since the bush adminstration

>>28323287
>wanted a baby brother or sister
What the fuck else were you expecting?

>>28324121
Lmao @ your faggot sister
Dumb bitch couldn't even survive LOL

>>28325433
You have to be over 18 to come here, little friend.

>>28324789
Did you reply "Well if you insist ;^)" ?

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>>28325394
>I haven't talked to a woman since the bush adminstration

>>28325584
H.W?

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>>28321322
>Younger sister
>smiled awkwardly and said I needed to get a girlfriend before walking away

Imouto possesses much wisdom.

>>28308616
GO BE WITH YOUR FAMILY TRUST ME ANON YOU'LL REGRET THOSE LOST MOMENTS ONE DAY

>have older sister
>play together growing up
>she hits middle school and pretends to not know me at school until her senior year of high school
>would often bully me sometimes
>if someone else tried bullying me she kicked their ass
>would play games with me
>got into anime
>would always want to drive me around
>kicked my friends out early when they stayed over so she could send time with me
>would cook breakfast for me on the weekends
Wish I could hug her now but I gave her a big hug two days ago.

>saw my older sister for the first time in a year since she was studying abroad
>she spoils the fuck out of me still
>always buys my Japanese chocolate
>brought me back alot of goodies from the UK and Norway
>always asks me to watch anime with her
>when we watch anime she forces my head on her lap and plays with my ears
>been depressed a lot recently
>parents seem to care but don't understand my situation
>she's the only one I can openly talk to about my problems

I have the best older sister in the world. I gotta play animal crossing with her later on our 3ds.

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>>28326680
>when we watch anime she forces my head on her lap and plays with my ears

Superior onee-san of the first quality, anon. Lap-pillow is the best thing ever, my imouto did this once while giving me head-pats.

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>>28324121
>my little sister died when she was 12

I remember another anon used to post this story in /a/ imouto threads. At some point he disappeared, though.

>>28326725
It's bad and addicting. She sometimes gave me head pats.

I remember I went through a bad break up and she was there with me all day. Helped me alot.

She also keeps telling me to go back to Japan and marry a Japanese girl because he wants Japanese nieces and nephews. We're not Japanese either, kek.

She does get mistaken as being Asian though.

I think when growing up she stopped treating me badly when I kicked some guy's ass that hit her.

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>see little sister for first time in months
>she's gotten fat and looks years older than I do
Man, some girls get trashed in their early twenties. I can't believe I used to have shameful sex dreams about her.

i fucked my sister when i was 9 and she was 7

i win


she also used to crack all the shells off of sunflower seeds and give me the inner seed to eat.

She also sucked my toes, this was not sexual though, not to me atleast i dont know why she did it.

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What does it mean when your sister tells you your dick is too big? I'm serious.

>"Well your dick is too big. I've seen it!"

My sister once yelled this at me during an argument after I proved her wrong and it's bothered me ever since.
I'm almost certain she never saw it. Why wouldn't she say it's small though? It would be the more normal thing to say and I could just chalk it up to her trying to insult me. My only guess is she was trying to take my victory away from me with shock value.

Worst part was that our older sister was also in the room and gave me a look of disgust before leaving.

>twin sister
>away at uni
>I'm in Wisconsin, she's in Kentucky
> Both of us a little bit fucked in the head
> She has/had an E.D. while I have Depression
>Diagnosed of course
>During final years of H.S. we started to grow apart
> Very different, she doesn't give a fuck about the Earth while its all I care about.
> Discovered my grow-op in my closet.
>Asked her to keep this one secret , please.
>Said she won't tell but its not fair to our parents
>Bitch what no one knows ain't hurtin nobody
>Parents reluctant to give her $ but practically throw it at me because of spending habits
> Overhear her telling her friends my secret one day.
>Crushed. Was on the fence about trusting her but that confirmed my worries.
>Lie to her about my "hobbies " now.
>We have long talks now that we are away
>feel closer than before, but still very different
>She has had men interested in her her whole life whereas I have never received attention
>Talk to her about m girl problems and she really wants to help but just doesn't understand the fucking competition of being a dude
>I am manlet (5'7") she is womenlet ( 5'2")
>Her BF is like 6'3"
>Insists that being short isn't a turn-off
>She got good grades throughout H.S. I got bad grades (her GPA: 3.5+, mine: 1.8)
>We got the same ACT score though
>She's a comm major about to graduate, I'm studying forestry and still have about 1.5 years to go (I took a semester off though)

I don't know what I think of her, shes a pretty good sister I suppose.

I really want a sister, fuck this world

>>28327130
She has erectile dysfunction?

>>28327130
Your sis has erectile dysfunction?

>>28307548
She suck me.
Shit was so cash

>>28327130
My twin sister does the pots, but I don't.
Maybe you're the shitty twin no one wants?
I mean, it's a possibility

>>28327006
She wants to try it.

>>28313543
>normie girl
>meme souls
>being so bad your sister who buttonmashes beats you at smash

if that last point isn't true, she's not a normie.

>>28327306
Oh I don't doubt that at all, she will be successful in life (her BF has a lot going for him) an I will probably end my life in like 5 years or so. But she is the type of person who doesn't believe in Climate Chance so take that into consideration.

>>28327253
>>28327261
Lol shouldn't have abbreviated. Eating Disorder.

>>28315689
Wow hero

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>be youngest imouto
>everytime brother comes home(1-3 times a month I think) give him a hug
>everytime brother goes back give him a hug
he got used to it, same with older sister

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>tfw big sister to watch anime and play vidya with
I feel blessed

>>28327632
Climate change is real but it isn't manmade. Don't be a cucked kikeshill anon.

>>28307548
I'll do it later, but I just dropped my sister off at her school.

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TFW my sister hates me

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>walk into the room next door
>"hey little sister, can we hang out?"
>remember I don't have a little sister
>retreat back to my room
>parents start arguing again
>hear hitting noises, looks like mum's been beaten again
>put my headphones on as per usual and drown myself in anime and games for yet another lonely evening

>>28320155
Same with my sister

>>28328079
Go hug her now anon

Mine are too far away. Can I just hug my wife to be instead? Does it still count?

>>28329737

If you were a redneck, it wouldn't matter

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>>28329737
Get the fuck off my board fucking normalfag

>>28329737
Fuck off my board, normalshitter.

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>>28329765
I wish I had a beautiful big sister to marry.

>>28307548
My sister is miles away but if I did huh her shed be freak Ed out because I don't interact with my sis

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>>28329923
Just do it the next time you meet her. Maybe she'll be happy that you are about her?

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>Hug sister
>She asks me why I'm hugging her
>I tell her I just felt like she
>She says okay
>We hug for a little while
>Tell her I love her
>She says she loves me too
>Go back to room

>>28330006
Cute anon! CUTE!

>>28330006
Younger or older sis?

>>28330006
> picrelated
She is a crazy sadystic bitch when she transforms though.

>>28330043
Younger sister, she's 14.

>>28330118
That's adorable. I hope you are a good brother so she knows she is loved.

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>sister told me that she loved me once
>I just nodded and walked away
I'm a broken human being.

>>28330202
Go tell her you love her. Do it now anon.

>>28330287
I can't I wish I was joking but I can't get those three words out without feeling like a humongous fucking retard it's like all this hate and anger inside of me is stopping me from saying it

>>28330352
I know what you mean. I also find it really hard to say "I love you" even to people that I really do love. Just try to let her know in some other way that you care about her, even if its just writing a note.

>>28330126
Wait what?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>anon what the fuck is wrong with you?
And then I got kicked out.

I wish I could hug my sister, but she's dead. Life sucks desu.

>sister is crying because she's a girl
>she hugs me
>so I press her against me
>she says "no" and walks away
what the fuck is this

>>28330467
Taking care of your beloved sister and making sure she is happy.

>>28330538
You had a boner, didn't you?

>>28330497
>>28330538
Your sisters are just tsundere. Keep letting them know you love them and they'll warm up to you. Let them know that you are aware that you are a shitty disgusting moron. Let them know that they are the only ones in this world you love, you'll see how they open up to you.

>>28330589
girls cant actually notice your boners unless you are dry humping them

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>mfw I always bearhug sister till I hear a crack when I see her

>>28330672
Yes they can you retard. It's obvious as fuck or are you just so fat your lard covers your genitals at this point?

>>28330679
I like to imagine I'm Tetsuo from Akira growing uncontrollably and crushing his girlfriend

>>28330589
No. We didnt even hug long enough to get one. As soon as I reciprocated she started pushing me away.

>>28330672

oh yes, yes we can...unless your thingie is the size of a zit or you're pudgy mcfatpants

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Can't imagine hugging my sister.
>growing up
>sister is my only friend
>only 2 years younger than me
>always competitive
>lot of times I take it too far
>we were there for each other when parents fought/ just acted like monstrous adults and tried to out-monster each other
>focus on me a bit
>growing up, in junior high now
>getting bullied hardcore
>losing friends
>confused
>mom and dad continue with their own bullshit
>i take it out on my sister
>we grow apart
>i finish junior high
>i finish high school
>i finish college
>never a word with my sister
>home from college, got my license, was gonna go to med school
>suddenly
>dad comes home drunk and assaults mother
>shit hits the fan, I end up popping a nerve and punching my dad
>dad tries to go at me
>sister tackles him to the ground
>shes crying and yells in his face to stop
>meanwhile im just shivering from inflicting violence, not used to it
>things calm down
>me and sister talk more
>connect more
>not a lot but its something
>mfw i wasted all those years because I was a coward
>mfw she probably needed me growing up

>>28330352

desu if my brother did that out of the clear blue i would either think he was up to something or he was dying

but he hugged me on my b-day and told me he loved me when i went home over spring break. felt good / happy / sad all at once.

yeah i knew he loved me but it was still good to hear it. tell her when it's not weird for you.

I once asked my sister on a date, she refused and now she's creeped out whenever I walk into her room. I dont think hugging her is a good idea..
Also imouto> oneechan

>>28331073
Onee-chan is for sex and cuddling.
Imouto is for hugs and taking care of.

>>28330949
It's not too late you know.

>>28330949
Go tell her you love her anon. Just do it.

i hate my sister and wish she were dead. havent spoken to her in about 9 years

>>28331382
But why though famalam?

>>28331382
But your sister loves you anon. She thinks about you every night and regrets the things she did. She just wants her dear brother to forgive her and love her again.