Post girls you have slept with

here you go OP, I hope you like her

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>>26509444

need to comment thats original

>>26509444
Holy shit that looks just like my oneitis.

;_; I want her so bad

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tbhdesu

bloxbloxdesu

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Just 30 minutes ago, famalam

>>26509466
Agreed brother.

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Absolute slut, so no condoms is just a no go. She's been tested and stuff but you never know.

>>26509522
>slutty oneitis with tatttoo

I feel you Anon

>>26509580
how old is that pussy dude

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>>26509681
Childhood friend that I discovered was really into sex after I started to talk to her a bit more and that she had been raped when she was a virgin.
We meet now and then, and sometimes we have sex. Pretty cool.

>>26509681
>french
>absolute slut

pick both

>>26509692
22, but asian :^)

>>26509543
saved for future fap sessions

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very very original comment desu senpai

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>>26509719
>her nipple has a mouth
nope

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>>26509802
>nipple mouth spits breast milk at you

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>>26509719
Spanish girl from my course, she asked me to sleep at my place because of a fight with her parents, we talked a lot and ended sorta saying:
"Did you come here hoping for sex?
No, not really, did you think I was here for that?
Actually yes, since you came without warning. Well, now that we have been honest, how about we have sex?"
Roughly like that.
It was pretty shit though, she was quite fat so penetrating her was...weird, and she didn't do much.

>>26509732
Hey, compared to english skanks, our girls are fucking saints.

Other girls as well but too lazy to get pics.

>>26509802
Invertes nipple bruh.

>>26509719
I love inverted nipples>>26509719

>>26509719
Can you post more inverted nipples pls

>>26509838
she don't look fat desu baka senpai

>>26509543
Post more of this 10/10 qt

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>>26509907

bloxtbhdesu

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Fucking normies on my /r9k/

>>26509930
Thanks. I'll appreciate whatever you've got

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>>26509444
cant find a pic of your mom right now, sry op

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>>26509687
shes not slutty shes pure and innocent faggot

>>26509889
Sorry, she's doesn't like me screenshotting. I'm supposed to have deleted this one actually.

>>26509891
Eh, she's quite photogenic, but I'd wager 60-65 kilos for 1.65 meters probably.
Fat thighs, so hard to do it properly in missionary.

>>26509444
>>>/soc/
The reply and hide

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we're registered at Mandarake

>>26509719
>>26509838
>>26510070
So let me get this straight... This girl likes you and is attracted to you and had sex with you and instead of being happy, you complain about her thighs and weight? She isn't even fat. Why are men so superficial? Why do men find women so disgusting and hate women so much?

>>26510177
This is not America bud, a girl heavier than 60 kilos for less than 1m70 is fat.

And what's wrong with saying she's fat?
It's a fact. It's like her saying I'm skinny.

The world's a cruel place, deal with it.
We're very good friends with the 3 girls, I talk to them daily, so everything's fine.
Having sex with her doesn't mean we have to idolise each other.
On the contrary, we're having fun with it, it's the whole point, not being complexed about it and accepting the other's quirks.

>>26510010
>tattoos
>that clothes

yeah, no

>>26509444
lying faggot.

or she's a literal whore.

how much does she charge?
>>26509543
oh my god i hate you. she;'s 11/10 :(
you are lying too

>>26509681
I need a complete slut that loves the d and has a better body and face than this woman with no stds and is completely into older men.

>>26509719
*sigh*
I don't even like chubbies
or casual sex
why am i jelly?
OR azns
>>26510010
7.5/10 body (i hate ink, she has lopsided boobs/less than 10/10 titty shape + BAD AZN face)
>>26510438
.... oh my god thank you for pointing out tumblr has no beauty standards.

>>26510696
Tumblr is happy to know you're jelly.

But seriously man, sex isn't all that great. I know it must sound highly hypocrite, but it really isn't that much of a big deal.
This girls are first and foremost great friends.
Find yourself a good girl, and it'll come by itself, and will be MUCH MUCH better, since you'll love her.
Don't waste your 1st time for nothing. It's precious for men and women alike.

Lie and say you're not a virgin if you have to, but don't throw away your v card so easily.

>>26510843

sex is great, it's stimulating and fantastic exercise
are you fucking tricking us right now?

ban everybody ITT

nothing would be lost

>>26509466
fucking unoriginal scum

why is this allowed

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M A FUCKING VIRGIN AND SO ARE THE REST OF US YOU NORMALSHITS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I've never fucked another girl, so I'll post guys I've fucked instead.

>>26510861
I'm not trying to make you perma-virgins don't worry.

All I'm saying is that you shouldn't concentrate on that when you're looking for a gf. Because it will show, and you'll come accross as desperate, thirsty and unlikable.
It's nice, sure, but so much better with someone you love.
So get a gf first to do your first time if you want it to be unforgettable and for the good reasons.

>>26509681
>>26509719
>>26509838

Mais nique un peu ta grand mere toi fils de pute de normie, tu peux aller te faire enculer avec tes autres amis? Que fais tu ici grande salope? Retourne faire ton Chad dans ta campagne de pedophile.

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This guy really, really liked pinball. He was a "dom," which is okay for a little while but gets boring. Those kinds of guys have a lot of cognitive distortions.

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lost my virginity to pic related

this is now a chad thread

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>>26510696
>or she's a literal whore.

FUCK OFF SHES PURE

>>26510843
>don't throw away your v card so easily.
Fuck that noise yo. I used to be all like waiting for the right girl and shit and believing in magic and unicorns, but now I'm 25 and I have given up on looking for that right girl. This year I'm gonna get a prostitute. I just wanna get rid of my v card once and for all and see what all the fuss is about. I'll still continue looking for a gf though, but I seriously should have lost my v card to that one slut that was a sure thing when I was 16, but I was like no you need to be my gf and shit, biggest regret of my life.

>>26510981
nice greasy hair and pseudo-punk outfit

gross

>>26510843
I really like looking at vaginas and boobies
i really liked snuggles/human touch
i liked feeling at home
i could easily attach to someone's ideosyncracies if she were qt to me.....

i can't find a good girl
they're all ugly
or married/dating guys their age
100%.

and im just not attracted to mail order bitches, they have the wrong vocal chords and facial bone structure.

I didn't throw it away.
I just ended up being a jerk to someone who gives me too much kindness but all my kind moments went completely amiss...

so how can i ever attach to anyone anyway...... i mean i'd have to literally not settle at all so they don't feel "compared" or "settled for"

and i mean ...... if you know the preppy, innocent seeming, girl next door type (think SEC athletics events)......exactly....

you're a hypocrite
it's a huge deal
or it wouldn't cost over 500$ an hour to go all the way to nevada to have meaningless condom laden "sex" with a woman you negotiate on a menu with in advance where neither one of you feel a hting

or you have to fear an std/heartbreak/killing yourself on street drugs - or being a rapist who can neve rhave the love parts of intimacy, who can never get comfy with someone - in order to fuck some drugged slut at a rave......

>>26510861
I'd rather sex for cardio than a fucking run.

>>26510981
she's literally ew.
shutup.
>>26510971
god he looks like hye is a skinnyfat and a douche in his late 20s who thinks he's fashionable that nobody likes that somehow stlil gets away with more shit than he should.

>>26510996
.... no dude women of this tier do not sleep with guys like us
even though her face is.....well it doesn't have great proportions at all.

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Magic: the Gathering nerd. MASSIVE cock, and he knew how to use it.

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>>26511019
>>26511022
you guys sound jealous. are you ok? pic related

>>26510926
>>26510971
>>26511037
be my slutty gf femanon

>>26511037
im good friends with a gay guy and he lusts for massive cock way more than any girls i know. i think big dick is primarily a male fixation

>>26511022
>god he looks like hye is a skinnyfat and a douche in his late 20s who thinks he's fashionable that nobody likes that somehow stlil gets away with more shit than he should.

That's pretty accurate, he's a 20-something local "writer" and runs a site called "Real Men Drink Whiskey."

Not a skinnyfat though, just skinny as fuck. Short too, like maybe 5'8.

>tfw have only slept with someone that was morbidly obese

I'd rather not. Although the next one resembles >>26509580
Am I going to make it?

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still fucking her

>>26509963
she posts on /soc/
seen both of those images there before

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i sleep with a picture of kristen under my pillow, does that count?

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>>26511019
>>26511064
>>26511022
here's my current sweetheart. boy is it great to be a chad!

>>26510961
Choupinou.
Au lieu de te morfondre, fais des efforts. J'etais pas haut dans la hierarchie sociale jusqu'a l'universite, puis j'ai compris que c'etait moi le probleme et j'ai bosser sur moi meme.

>>26510981
Pretty good.
I have yet to get a girl that is like I love them, dark hair, slightly tanned skin, green eyes and big chest.
I'm a tad jealous here.

>>26511022
First off, learn to properly order your text, it's a mess in there.
Second, you can't and don't deserve a "pure" girl if you're on r9k. Look at you, saying you want this or that kind of girl and right before that accepting you'd take anyone that likes you.
Third, it's a big deal because you lake it a big deal. Friend of mine is 19 and a virgin, he's got absolutely no problems with that.
So stop neing a hypocrite, work on yourself, get a whore if you want, but it won't change anything if you stay delusionnal and refuse to see that you are the problem.

>>26511101
lmao sending this to danielle

>>26509930
>>26509543
saved into gorgeous hair folder

>>26511101
Aw man, the nice kind of thick. Nice pick.

>>26511037
Tis not a girl, dummy

>>26511165
So anon was lying?
Aw, where is the world going if people start to lie on who they slept with?

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Gave and recieved oral from this guy in his pickup truck, for realzies. He's smart and funny, but very much a small town hick.

>>26511165
who is this? dont tell her please she has god tier titties

>>26511255
Oh my god another pretending anon bites the ground.

>>26511149
Meh.....

>>26511159
I order things just fine. Jesus h fucking christ.
Besides I don't know how to find a sweet, qt, barely legal through like 24-25ish year old that wouldn't be libtarded/cuckservative/liebertarian..... and stick to little to no ink, and not be fat/std ridden etc on tumblr :(

19 and a virgin
and when i believed jesus married everyone to their first time and people didn't just get paired to how ugly/old they were/poor they were so the sluts could slut and then marry betas after they had someone ELSE'S kids I thought that too.

and i didn't even like it then, i was just too terrified/grossed out/depressed to fuck the only chick willing

a town bicycle pot and coke head who was literally more headfucked than I am NOW.....

work on myself?
I HAVE A COLLEGE AND GRADUATE EDUCATION
I CAN'T POSSIBLY DIET SPARTANLY ENOUGH TO /FIT/TARD. 14ISH % IS THE BEST I CAN DO WITH FULL BODY WORKOUTS AND CARDIO 3-5X A WEEK DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH MY BODY WILL HANDLE.....

(nevermind my ANS is FRIED)

i can't stop "being a hypocrite"
perky naturals, a cute face and a slender figure and loving non humiliating intercourse and attachment are ALL I WANT OR NEED

NOW YOU SAY I AM THE PROBLEM

YOU TELL ME TO WORK ON MYSELF
AT 20
AT 30
YOU WILL TELL ME AT 40
YOU WILL TELL ME THIS AT 50

I WILL STARE AT ENDLESS LEGIONS OF SLUTS SLUTTING IT UP AND THEN MARRYING HAPPILY ANYWAY ALWAYS BLAMING THE MEN FOR BEING JERKS/PRICKS

CAN I PLEASE JUST HAVE SOMEONE SOPFT HEARTED THAT ISN'T FUCKING HIDEOUS

CAN I PLEASE JUST EARN ONE NON TRADES, NON STEM, NON IT POSITION THAT WILL LET ME BUY HER?

SERIOUSLY. JUST LET ME BUY THE WOMAN ALREADY AND BE FUCKIKNG DONE WITH IT.

OKAY? OKAY. FFS DON'T COMPETE WITH A GUY ALREADY DOWN IN LIFE SO YOU CAN HAVE ONE MORE SLOPPY SECONDS TIER PUSSY.......UGH.

>>26511255
She's built like a fucking treetrunk dude

>>26511101
>>26511165
whats her name please tell me. instagram? twitter?

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>>26509444
I fucked these two. The one on the left introduced me to 4chan

i'm no Chad. I lost my virginity at 18 (20 now) and these are the only girls i've ever been with

>>26511284
stop looking at porn, you dopaminefaggot

>>26511284
>Buy a woman
Man you still have a lot to learn.
And don't try online dating. That shit will bury your self esteem if you're already low.

>>26511400
lol there's no way you fucked the one on the right if you're not a chad. she's way too self aware that every guy wants to fuck her for her to ever go for a non-chad

this thread is pretty cringeworthy

>>26511400
Right has some dental paste ad-tier teeth but I don't dig her eyesbrows.

Both are quite good though.

>>26511432
The guys who managed to get laid or the others who complain that no girl will throw themselved into their socially retarded arms?

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I was fucking this guy in highschool. He was a lot less fat and less married at the time, but was still a massive loser. I escaped the small town that brought me to that sad turn of events.

No one here has ever butt fucked a trap with a feminine penis?

>>26511425
to be fair it was a pity fuck which lasted less than 10 minutes.

>>26511454
the cringiest part of this thread is guys downplaying how fuckable all of these girls are

>>26511463
I see 2 guys what one are you talking about? Who had the bigger cock?

>>26511255
i literally know who you are

I wont tell her if you fuck off this board right now and never post here again you fuckign normie REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFUCK OFF FUCK OFFFUCK OFF FUCK OFF NORMIEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26511488
>i literally know who you are

say my name then senpai

>>26511471
You just have low standards, there is maybe 1 here id stick my dick in

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>>26511400
okay the one on the right...BLECH.... why does she look 35? Her teeth though are fucking INCREDIBLE....

the one on the left is pretty qt though.

>>26511463
le sigh
i need to somehow find someone qt who will fuck me despite being a loser
and i need her to be qt to me and hopefully not mistreat her because i really WANT to not be an asshole

but im an asshole without any of the benefits of being a chad.

ugh......

but being an asshole only works great for *drunken bar sluts*

it's even awful with fat chicks.

>>26511101
bleh
she's not ugly or anything?

>>26511463
That is a massively inappropriate, ugly, tacky dress on that landwhale of a mother.

>>26510177
Fuck off fatass.

>>26511488
Fuck off and go tell her you beta bitch I dont give a fuck

>>26511501
Yeah but none of them would let you.

>>26511501
i would never get into a relationship with any of these girls but i would absolutely discharge a day or two of built up semen into them

there's a difference, and these robots need to learn it.

>>26511538
Nothing wrong with the rape train senpai

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I loved this doofus when I was 14 (13 years ago now). I went over to his house and he pulled out all the stops, fingers and mouth, but I was too virgin to even know how to return the favor so he never called me again and I cried for a straight week. It was sad at the time, but helped to develop me into who I am.

>>26511539
Na these robots dont need to learn it, they are all fat KHV for life so no point in informing them

>>26511482
The one on the right with the black shirt. His cock was a bit stumpy, and he was lazy af, just lied there.

>>26511539
That is very true.

I told >>26509681to her face that I would never go out with her because she was too damn instable and slutty, and she took it well, saying I was right and all.
Just because you bang someone doesn't put a ring over your finger, stop teying to apply your distorted views of finding the right one on the first try.

My first one cheated on me afterwards. Shit happens. Do I hate women because of that? No but I learned a few lessons to never do the same mistake again.

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Her dad walked in on us.

>>26511585
He looks like a faggot? Did you have a bigger dick then him?

>>26511577
Ew ew ew.
Better when she's into it.

>>26511608
Did you ride him or fuck him doggy style?

>>26511620
You should have been a bro and high5 her dad for a tag team M8, how mad was her dad we need story and details senpai

>>26511618
It's UNSTABLE NOT INSTABLE YOU ILLITERATE FUC

>>26511647
I'm fairly sure shes a fembot that does not have a penis, i could be wrong though

>>26511626
He's pretty much a French faggot with not a whole lot of personality who loves anime, yeah. I don't remember much about his dick except that he had A LOT of hair. Like, an unnatural amount.

>>26510919

this

REEEEE blox bloc

>>26511715
Fuck off worm

>>26511671
We heard her dad walking around the corner, we got up and got situated before he caught us. He asked to talk to her upstairs and she faked tears and got upset at him for thinking we were fucking around, he never found out and we got away with it in the end.

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Where do you meet these women who want to fuck you anyway?

How am I supposed to meet said women working a full time job that has no women?

>>26511751
Im sure he knew his little girl was taking dick in every hole

>>26511764
Dont be picky, fuck men, with that being said online dating try /soc/ or maybe even fuck a fembot

>>26511647
Ride, he was too lazy to doggy 99% of the time. His bed had wheels on it so it would always roll around the room, that was funny. His parents were janitors and wanted me to marry him and carry on the janitor family line. The idea still fucking horrifies me. We were 17, and I left him for a 23 year old depressed film buff who reads a shit-ton of Nietzche. I moved to Vancouver with him and we broke up, now he's working as an extra in movies. I won't post the film guy because he'd fucking hate it.

>>26511748
No you fuck off, learn to spell, it's not hard and words like that are learned at young ages. Maybe you're just really fucking stupid and more the worm than anyone else on this thread

>>26511764
The internet. Duh.

>>26511751
Thats not bad, my x BFs dad walked in on me fucking him up the ass, I had him bent over the couch his dad got off work early that shit was beyond insane, dad wasnt mad but found out we were faggots The look of disgust on his face will for ever haunt me

>>26511764
Go out with your friends. It doesn't have to be clubs, I never even kissed a girl from a club.
Jobs could help actually. Activities, sport.

>>26511802
How fuckable are you?

>>26511802
Go on post em for science

>>26509543
>>26509930
These were on /soc/ in Jan

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And then there was this guy (that's not me, btw). There's not much to say about him, as our relationship was shallow to say the least.

>>26511821
I'm using the Internet but it's not working.

>>26512011
Try omegle, text, not cam.
Girls are more likely to be there.

I let a psychotic Muslim gulfie guy touch my breasts and I gave him a handjob. I won't post his pic because I'm afraid some of my friends who lurk here will find out.

>>26511979
You get the weird ones anon.

>>26512050
Post the fucking picture you scum bag, I want to see what type of fembot touches a filthy mudslime

>>26512050
Swede detected, or German

>>26512050
I bet you are a coal burner, I hope you get raped

>>26512050
are you a dude ?

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>>26509838
>"Did you come here hoping for sex?"

But r9k told me grills don't hope for sex or demand sex. They refuse it unless they happen to want it because they seldom initiate it.

This story sounds like an Elliot wet dream fantasy.

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>>26509444
desu senpai this is a >>>/b/ tier thread, you are the cancer, kill yourself faggot

>>26512049
Omegle is filled with underaged faggots and faggots that are 60, with that being said I know guys who pretend to be women on there and cyber other dudes pretty funny

>>26512068
Yeah, that's true. Everyone I attract, be they friends, employees, or mates, they're fucking weird. I hire my own team where I work, and last month it was like "well, one of my people is a schizo with a thing for cannibalism, one has tourettes or something and won't stop talking like mickey mouse, one is a german girl who is obsessed with cocatiels and who I would think is a NEET if I wasn't employing her. How did this happen?"

>>26512132
There are no fembots senpai ofc hes a dude, a sick one at that

>>26511979
How did you meet him?

Would you be understanding of your future partner was jealous?

>>26512050
Absolutely disgusting. I hope you get raped

>>26512165
People attract their own kind you might as well join them

>>26512132

I'm a woman. The guy was ultra-conservative and "kill all infidels" tier.

>>26512130
I never dated or engaged in any sexual activity with a black man before.

>>26512111
Full-blooded American, sir.

>>26512084
Post a picture of myself? Of course not.

>>26512194
I know it's bad but rape is too much.

>>26509719
ill never get any nudes, why yyyyyyyyyyyy

>>26510696

What's with your autistic hatred for Asians? Get over it you creep.

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This guy was the only weird kid who lived in my shitty little town when I was in HS. He only lived there for a couple of years, but we clicked right away. He moved to Australia, and the night before I went to his house and stole him. We kept to the back alleys and banged, and ran from the cops (his parents had called them because they had plane tickets to fly to fucking Australia at 8am and he was missing). He messaged me about two years ago to say "blah blah you were meant to be my wife etc." and to tell me that his gf (pic related) is super vanilla and he's destined for my freaky ass. I was into it at the time, but meh. He's got a tendency towards infidelity, he messages me every few years even though he has gfs, which I fucking hate.

>>26512201
No rape is not enough you are absolute filth

>>26512201
post your tits.

why did you do it btw ?

>>26512144
Yes, and she said no.
But since before that we played a game where we asked questions to the other, getting more and more sexual, I ended up using my last question (we had 21 questions) to ask her that.
I took my balls with both hands, leaped and prayed, even though I was almost sure she would say yes, considering we were alreasy in the same bed, and talked about sex.

>>26512250
>tfw so vanilla and boring no one can ever be magnetized to me

Actually contemplating suicide.

>>26512201
Post them tits, also how do you live with yourself?

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>>26512213
i know that fe... wait, i actually get nudes.
its really not difficult desu
but i still don't know how to get laid.

>>26512301
I thought about it last night but instead im eating pizza roles good choice

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>>26512321
Pls halp me anon friend.
chicks never send me anything at all

>>26512321
Just do what I do and buy hookers, just dont get robbed by a bunch of niggers

When I was 25 I finally said "Welp guess I'm never going to get anyone I'm attracted to" and went on PoF and messaged a very obese woman my age.

We went to elementary and jr high together. It was fun chatting. Eventually got around to sex and my small 4 incher couldn't get past her fat all the way in. She said it was fine and that there were other ways to please her. So I went down on her which was a unique and not so unpleasant experience. She was very hygienic as well so no stereotypical "fat girl reek" or anything.

After a few more times I realized I just wasn't attracted to her physically or personality wise. She was a weird contradiction. Very religious but also believed in ghosts and wiccan shit as well. Said she used to practice witchcraft in high school and it was really dark and evil and converted to christianity. Believed she saw ghosts and aliens and demons and shit. Which is fine but I'm way too "logical" to believe in any of that shit. She also liked all those shitty reality tv shows while I needed a narrative to entertain me. It just wasn't working.

I came clean and told her how she felt and she told me she wasn't attracted to me either, physically or emotionally as well for similar reasons. No common interests and too small down there and not extroverted enough romantically. Not in the slutty way but the spontaneous way. But that she knew at our age and in our area we couldn't afford to be picky and that over time we'd learn to love each others differences, and even if we were never really attracted to each other we could still learn to please each other. basically she was settling for me just as much as her but was willing to look the other way in turn for companionship.

I couldn't do it and still feel bad for breaking it off with her even though it was fairly ammicable and understandable. I know deep down she's right. People that look like us with our same level of success don't get to pick who we end up with

>>26512186
Internet. I've already met my future partner, I'm engaged to a dude with heavy sociopathic tendencies (dude just doesn't have emotions) who's most basic instinct is pure self-control. He joined the army when he was 18, got out when he was 22, and now he's a business analyst. He likes gaming and me and that's pretty much it.

When he was in the army he fucked 71 women, as that was all there was to do and uniforms are pussy bait. Neither of us is jealous of strangers from our pasts. He really fucking hates the MtG player though, they were friends at one point and things got weird.

>>26512201
What were you thinking?

>>26512277

I feel guilty about it and I wasn't into it at all but at least I didn't betray someone.

It's my problem.

>>26512288
>>26512308
>>26512382

I'm not going to post my breasts.
This guy was a 28 year old KHV (didn't even browse r9k or 4chan at all though) and was drawn to me for some inexplicable reason. I tried to get him to go away since I was only 17 years old at the time but he was persistent and desperate. We used to get into arguments a lot because he was forceful and rude for no reason and acted like a child if we disagreed about something. I wasn't even attracted romantically or sexually to him but I felt sorry for him. He seemed honest, genuine, but he had very bizarre and overzealous views about things especially to his religion. He convinced me that letting him set off his eternal blue balls wasn't adultery and that it was helping a friend.

He thinks he's "in love" with me even though I'm just a kufr girl, the very people he hates. Oops.

>>26512350
i get them off omegle mostly, never got one i know irl so far because i never actually tryed.

i should try it some day.

>>26512357
i'm not particularly ugly, i'm pretty sure there are women out there wiling to have sex with me for free.
i just need to work on my social skills.

>>26512401
So you will jerk off a mussy but not post your tits? Whats the logic here

>>26512375
Are you from Scotland?

>>26512468

What we did between each other was our business.
That mussy =/= all of r9k

>>26512401
what happend to him ?

>>26512401
I just read about a muslim who raped a little boy in austria because he was experiencing a "sexual emergency" as he hadn't had sex recently. Muslims are gross, you should kill him as retribution for your slip. It's the only way they'll learn.

>>26512495
All of us hiding behind our comps that will never meet

>>26512471
No, Canada.

>>26512511
I 2nd this, only option I cant see any other way around it

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>>26509838
>>26509719
>>26509681
are you black ?
post your face

>>26512401
So if we pressure you enough like that muslim did youll post tits, also that is fucking pathetic, Im suprised he didnt rape you

>>26512511
3rding this

>>26512528
Why do you want to be with him if he's a sociopath? Where did you meet him in the first place? Do you like the fact that he had sex with lots of women and is therefore desirable?

>>26512527
I only helped a friend in need.

I'm not going to do it again just for someone else's purely sexual gratification or morbid curiosity however.

>>26512511
Probably, that one in particular was a pervert.

>>26512501
We still talk and he thanks me for what I did. He does things for me which is pretty nice and acts protective over me.

>>26512582
I'll never post tits. You could leave this thread running for hours and I still wouldn't.

>>26512585
71, all BS

>>26512596
so you're British ?

>>26512596
Sounds like you got molested by him, you are a moron for thinking other wise, when are you leaving the states for Syria?

>>26512623
>Syria
Do you even know what a gulfie is?

It means places like Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, ect

>>26512615
I'm American.

>>26512596
German detected did you get raped on new years by these protective muslims?

>>26512651

Jeez louise, I'm American. How many times do I have to repeat?

>>26512646
The fact you are "American" is disgusting please live else where

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i fucked this girl so many times in the last month that i lost the count.
i acted like a fool with her, i she was the first girl i talked in about a year, and things started to move quickly with her. in two weeks dating we ended in a hotel room fucking. she was everything i asked in a woman, i knew her before but i always saw her as something utopic, i couldn't believe i was fucking her. i wanted something serious with her, and she seemed that she wanted it too, but at the end i faced something that i didn't wanted to see before, and that was that she was using me like a sex toy. she had a breakup a month ago before we started dating and i was like her scape valve. fucking with her was great, she took my virginity but now i must face this emptyness flavor in my life

>>26512672
make me faggot

I bet if a girl-friend helped you in a time of need you wouldn't mind, would you?
Stop being a hypocrite because he's Musssssliiim.

>>26512646
Who cares they are all the same you dumb cunt, then again maybe not I dont have XP fucking muslims

I'm leaving to wizardchan. Fuck you normies I hope you all die, beta uprising is coming soon. Why the fuck don't y'all go back to b
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEE

>>26512585
No, I like the fact that he has the stomach to have killed people and he's made his own way in the world, and is therefor a worthy person who has proven that he can do what has to be done. The fact that he's had sex with multiple people means nothing, except when the weird chicks come out of the woodwork at us (one chick, she was a psychologist who is like 10 years older than us, we had to field her a few months ago because she thinks he's her "destiny"). His weird coldness is always there, but he hides it well and there's more to him than that.

I met him on the internet, like how I meet almost everyone in the city that I moved to (so everyone I met since turning 22). The only exception from this thread is that I met MtG guy at a MtG thing, it was just a massive coincidence that he was friends with my partner.

>>26512165
What do you do anon?

bloxbloz

>>26512699
>they're all the same

Maybe to the ignorant. Levantines and Gulfies have different phenotypes. Gulfies have a classical Arabian look and darker skin for one.

This guy kinda looks like Jafar but his skin is more like wheat.

>>26512596
But why not? It's just tits. No one here would recognize them

>>26512742

Because it's mine.
I also have dignity and morals.

>>26512727
He didnt do shit, prob some little faggot paper pushing in the office, you are as dumb as that fembot who bangs suicide bombers

>>26512596
Look girls, you are jyst another slutty woman. Its nature. And u dud that cause you wanted to. Nobody forced you

>>26512754
>dignity
>morals
>lets mudslime feel her tits
>give handjob to a mudslime

>>26512727
You sound really fucked up in the head.

>>26512754
My sides, gets fucked by a muslim, and you have dignity and morals? Hate to break it to you, you dont have any

>>26512754
I didn't know whores have morals? How do you tell yourself this?

>>26512780

>Its nature
Next it's biological we must stay virgins for the right man and now it's biological to be a slut? kek GTFO.

>>26512796
>>26512791

It's just tit touching and jacking off. He was a robot like you, KHV.
Just because he's Muslim doesn't make it any different.
I HELPED him. What can you say you did for anyone else?

>>26512596
Whore whore. Just like girl next door that jerked iff me, her hands were full with my semen meanwhile I gently sucked/kissed/lucked her niples and tits plus very hot kisses to her mouth. Anyway, nobody forced her and she liked a lot the attention frim me. Mutual benefits for both

>>26512825
are you a virgin ? how long ago did it happen ?

>>26512825
You got baited to jerk off a muslim poor girl, the only thing you helped was to kill what little dignity you had left

>>26512821

I didn't let him fuck me and I didn't suck him off. How am I a whore?
Whores sleep around and spread their legs. I never even sent a nude picture to a man nevermind fucked him.


>>26512833
You did it because you're a pervert. This man was a suffering depressed KHV. I didn't like it and didn't gain any perverted pleasure from it but I wanted to reveal him so he could feel better.


>>26512850
Yeah I'm a virgin and this was a couple months ago. I just made 18 in Jan.

>>26512754
Hahaha dignity and moral after just helping a mudslime by giving him sex pleasures

>>26512825
>not helping /r9k/ by posting tits

>>26512870

What makes him Muslim different than anything else?
>>26512873
It takes sacrifice and selflessness to do what I did.
I relieved him and I got no enjoyment from the fact whatsoever.

>>26512871
Sounds like you are getting mad, stay mad nothing will change the fact that you are a disgusting whore who sucks muslims off and are dumb enough to do it, he took advantage of you

>>26512825
Any sex act its intimacy and trust. By letting a khv touch youband have hj its pretty sexual intimacy. Sex acts its not hand shaking for salutibg slut

>>26512871
No you just jerked an old dude off when you were 17 and for some reason you think you have morals gtfo

>>26512906
>who sucks muslims off

Quote me where I said this.

>>26512907
I didn't say it wasn't intimate, yes it was trust, it was an act of selflessness and I helped a man in his needs to relieve him from his intense sexual pressure.

>>26512766
I'm always suspicious that he never left Canada, he has a tendency to lie, like all sociopaths. I've been on him about it for years though, and he doesn't talk about it like he does with other weird-ass lie tangents he goes on, he just calmly tells me not to ask him questions about when he was in the army. One of his closest friends from the army was classic PTSD fucked-up though, we visited him in the hospital once, and he killed himself almost a year ago. So clearly they went somewhere.

By "making his way in the world" I more mean that he's able to hold a high paying job and pay for half of our rent and utilities. He has no disorders except for the ones already mentioned, and they aren't a hindrance to him (if anything they're a virtue given his corporate cocksuck working environment). He's the most steady person I've ever met, I've never seen him angry or sad. He's also interesting, and smart.

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>>26512560
Sure, here's the one I post on /soc/.

>>26512926
>28
>old dude

wew

>>26512825
I have gf and a lover. I am not like the rest of failed omegas and betas from here. Dud u have a bf when you helped him whith his fatal life threathing sexual need? Even if you were sungle, sexual acts are not justba silly thing. Its a very intimate thing. That is why more modern women are whores even when they dobt charge us

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god this thread is amazing

One slut comes in and proves why we hate women once and for all.

She talks about all the guys she fucked, all the hamstering her little woman brain does to justify it.

Just fuck off and die already. Kill yourself. Really, do it. This is not your board.

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>>26512299

Ok that makes more sense. Your original story sounded like you were an Elliot, assuming women brains are like male brains with the social assertiveness and all that.

>>26512948
>be 17
>jerk off a filthy 28 year old robot while he feels you up

>>26512795
I guess so. I like things that are "real," because everything in society is so fake and superficial. People who are abnormal don't mesh with the bullshit, they can't. I'm also really into morbid shit. Again, if you're just merily driving along in your bullshit car with your wife that you don't know anything about and the kids in the back seat, listening to garbage music that doesn't mean anything to anybody, and suddenly a brick falls off of a passing car and smashes right through your wife's face, it cuts through bullshit real fucking quick.

>>26512977
Wait she did it out of selflessness remember

>>26512871
why are you still a virgin ?
are you white ?

its not usual to see virgin american girl over 18

>>26512977
Good god this is hot and I wish it would happen to me

but i don't want to be an evil filthy piece of shit *sigh*

and i want to more than feel up anyway. :(

but i have the personality of a chad and hate myself for it

no looks though

total asshole, no upside, hate myself, can't be truly sincerely nice.....

>>26512961
Fucking this all day this nigga is right

>>26512963
Happy to have cleared that out.

>>26512938
thats not you faggot

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>>26509444
Already killed tens of millions to her and her friends.

>>26512927
Why are trying to defend being a whore? This is pretty funny

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>>26509444
The only girl I've slept with. I miss her so much

>>26512977
16-17 year old girls are adults.

>>26512958
No I did not have a boyfriend.
Anyway he judged women for sleeping around before marriage and had even higher moral standards about sex than the average robot did, he genuinely was in pain and had constant erections for weeks because he couldn't relieve himself without a woman he had some feelings to.
I would not be interested in marrying or dating him because he's too overzealous for me and I wouldn't be surprised if he supported some terrorist organizations.

He convinced me though and I did it just to stop his suffering.

>>26513001
I don't feel like having sex. I don't like the idea of penetration and I'm rarely attracted to men I see. Even when men I'm highly attracted to come on to me I reject them.

No, I'm not white. I'm Cuban.

>>26512997
Oh right. You can't be a whore if you do sexual favors for guys just because you feel bad for them :^)

>>26512871
Nope. She started by offeeribg a beer un her room after 1 month that she moved. Same night she was naked and requested the same. She asked for cobdon, I didnt have un my wallet. She just said lets rub our genitals. Shit was great. She enjoyed cowgirl position the most both naked with no oenetration. Cummin outside in her vulva maked more horny and crazy. Didnt penetrate her to avoid any rape false accusation (not luvung in USA). Nobody forced her neither me. Just accept you like to be slutty its ok

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>>26512961
You don't have to justify fucking people, that's normal. You should have to justify sitting in your basement being a NEET loser who does nothing to better himself and who contributes nothing to society though. If anyone should kill himself, it should be you. Seriously, the world would very literally be better off if you did.

>>26512401
You sound dumb as fuck, also fuck off back to /soc/ you nasty slut

>>26513050
>he couldn't relieve himself without a woman he had some feelings to
Hundreds of millions of men of all faiths can and do just jerk off when they can't get laid. Why was he a special snowflake? I don't get it.

>>26512897
Nothing. It wont change that you are a secret slutty girl if you have clear sexual acts with somebody that its not bf or husband. White, brown, yellow, etc. It does not change it was a very intimate sex act and you act likebits just saying 'hi'

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>>26513034
Sorry to disapoint you anon.

>>26513054

I didn't do it out of sluttiness but okay. I'm completely anonymous and I would tell you if I got aroused from this act or not.

Pro Tip
I didn't

>>26513078
/soc/ is full of whores fucking men for drugs and shit.

>>26513050
>16-17 year old girl getting manipulated by an older man
sounds about right

>>26513092
Then you're breaking the rules, this isn't /soc/.

>>26513044
Europoor?

>>26512927
Intense sexual pressure? Are you so stupid like feminist from Cuckgermany?

>>26513090

No, I didn't say it.
I would only do it for a very special and trustworthy friend, he was it.

Stop trying to e-diagnose me, faggot.

I know what I did and I don't need to go over this for the umpteenth time.

>>26513088
He had some problems I don't feel like getting into

>>26513116
>me
>a feminist
>ever

Lel

I was born and raised in America.

>>26513123
You're just spinning in circles and you sound like a fucking idiot. Every word that you type is not doing yourself any favors.

>>26513050
You sound like a smart girl, I bet I could convince you to stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger

>>26513092
ok, thats you faggot

>>26513112
I provided unchallenging proof of my indentity, now stop being jelly.

>>26513050
He didnt masturbate enough and you helped him without any selfish desirebto be a sexual being desired by an old dude? Come in. His life was not un danger

>>26512961
There are two women here, one who has fucked several weird ass white guys, and the other who gave a sand nigger a hand job.

>>26513096
was his cock big ?

>>26513096
And you jerked off a muslim becuase you are stupid and felt bad for him, you know guys have hands that can jerk off a dick too? You must have no self esteem for being that much of a skank

>>26513113
Nah Aust. She used to live in an old queenslander house after school

This thread is great, it proves woman are fucking stupid

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>>26513144
Neither are you. You've been replying to me since I started, faggot.

>>26513153
>he thinks I listen to the words of an Anonymous faggot on the internet
Lmao, if you want to convince that at least try to be my friend first.

>>26513178
No.

>>26513191
It's smallish. I have a picture of it if you want to see. The dude was pretty tiny at 5'5" or 5'4" 3/4, he was also about 110 pounds. I'm 4'10" though so it didnt bother me.

>>26513193
Nah.

>>26513226
Why can men sleep around but I jerk one guy off when he's in his time of need its ZOMG YOU WHORE XDDDD

You're a fucking idiot.

>>26513096
At least those women on /soc/ are getting drugs out of fucking men, you are just a dumb twat who can be manipulated to do it for free

>>26513050
>she fell for the "i'm so ronery and sexually depraved" meme

>>26513123
So its okay to do sexual acts as long it doesnt involve vaginal sex with a penis

>>26513243
>I have a picture of it if you want to see
yes, post it pls

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Only ever had sex with two girls, this was the second one.

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>>26513258
*sexually deprived

>>26513261
i wouldn't suck him off or put him in my ass either m8

>>26513255
they ruin their body with drugs. i help a depressed hurting man.
you're a faggot.

>>26513270
here it is nice right

>>26509444
>tumblr_ filename

hurrrrrr

>>26513243
Cause by doing so you are openly saying you like to have sexual intimacy with anybody in a shor period of time

>>26513243
"In his time of need" ok faggot you should get the medal of honor for doing such a great heroic job at jerking off a sand niggers dick

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>>26509444
Very original. Do not steal

>>26513243
And you are getting mad at being called what you are, a stupid whore

>>26513287
Nice spell check. Point is you're an idiot here trying to defend your stupidity because muh selflessness

>>26513287
Come on. You were taking the job to a proper whore and/or escort. Let the dude next time pay some cash to a pro

>>26513304

no i dont.

>>26513308
u woulda got a girl jerking off your dick too if you werent a faggot

>>26513331
>>26513336

>dooga booga looga

you guys repeat the same shit might as well be the same person. BORING.

>>26513282
Go on... keep posting

>>26513243
Girl, you are seeking attention by being here and replying to us

>>26513065
There is literally nothing normal about casual sex. Its disgraceful and slutty.

>>26513287
You got taken advantage off like a dumb 13 yo girl, most likely you would have done it anyway you sound like a massive slut

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was too low in REE (3.39% REE).

>>26513345

He "loved" me so thats why he needed to do it. He was clingy and had a strong crush on me. He couldn't do it to a whore or a webcam girl (trust me I told him to) because he didn't have any feelings for him. Dude was kinda the beta r9k type too without having the autistic redpill brain cancer.

>>26513377
Yeah but when men do its AWWWRIGHT. Fucking faggot.

>>26513381
>massive slut
>just helping a guy in his time and need

Any more reaching, buttmad bot?

>>26513392
*time of need

I meant, lol.

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>>26513287
thats not a muslim cock, anon
i think thats yours.

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FUCKING NOORRRMMMIIEEEESSSSSSSSS

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>>26513044
>>26513201
Another pic where she looks less poor

>>26512995
>PHONIES! I'M HAPPY WITH MY PSYCHOPATH BOYFRIEND WHO KILLS PEOPLE BECAUSE HE HAS HIGH VALUE AND WITH MY (invaluable because I'm a narcissist) ATTENTION

Your veneer of superiority offends me. I hope you have a bad life.

>>26513409

Yeah because muslims are only sandniggers

Baka de Shaking My Head senpai


>>26513420
This is worse than me jacking off a Muslim Tbh

>>26513392
No, he was a smart beta. So, you give him sexual relief cause he has feelings for you? You are a dumb slut

>>26513392
You feel the need to keep defending yourself, what are you ashamed at being a whore? I know one thing you are an attention whore

>>26513377
Nothing normal except that it's the norm. Let's not even talk about casual sex then, what about getting to know someone, dating them, having sex occasionally, and then breaking up when you realize that they aren't the person for you. This would mean having multiple partners, and if you think that's shameful then you're just trying to delude yourself into believing that being an ugly basement-dweller who has never touched a boob somehow makes you more "pure" and "honorable" than other people, which is some sad mental gymnastics friendo. If you were to get married to a woman, and that woman was the only person you ever had sex with, wouldn't you feel like you're missing out? How would you know that there isn't someone out there who you clique with more? How would you even know how to please your wife?

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>>26513431
I'm not a whore.
I'm just replying because I have nothing better to do.

This is redundant though and has made me sleepy. Thanks F A G G O T

>>26513430
Because he was also under intense pressure and very religious and anal about things

I bet if a robot ate a fat girls ass you would be making fun of him not insulting him
faggot, fix your double standards. If you're gonna have morals don't be half-assed about them.


I'll probably marry him but I'm not converting to Islam, fuck that.

I'll admit, this thread is making me very jealous. Even though I have a gf. Why live?

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>>26513428
he's not circumcised you fucking faggot !
the dude can't be muslim

>>26513392
Take from all the beta /r9k/ types here. You were taken advantage of.

>>26513392
Girl, u wanted to do it. Its ok. All girls are selfish whores

>>26513485

>tumblr

gtfoh back to tumblr
also i can tell by your writing style you're some creepy algerian living in france or something

>>26513497
nope
I was helping a friend in his time of need

>>26513477
You are a whore and a dumb one at that

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On the right

A massive slut though. After I slept with her it somehow came up next time we met that she was sleeping with at least 2 others.

Literally a perfect pussy though. Lame tits though, she was rightfully insecure as fuck about them.

>>26513477
Haha... now you say about marriage. Imagine yourself married to him or anyone and also still helping poor khv kids that want to touch boobs and your clitoris/vulva/vagina. U will be loved by the community

>>26513512
nope
I was helping him in his time of need
its not my fault girls no matter how much you beg just puke at the thought of you
lmfao @ de lel @ your existence

>>26513512
Nope I was helping a friend in time of need
though if you were dying no girl would help you bitter phaggot

>>26513511
The fact that you won't admit you were manipulated with muh feels tells us you're an idiot. How long have you even known this grown ass man?

>>26513511
I can picture you with a suicide vest on, not much going on in that head of yours wouldnt take much to get you to do it

>>26513481
Find a side lover and have great sex

>>26513552

Haha shut up Maghrebi living in France. Your writing style is obvious you creep.
>>26513558
Nope, I was helping a friend in his time of need.

>>26513573
If it kills obsessive bots in the process sure why not

Allahu Akbar am I right, gentlemen? :^)

>>26513420
Nothing wrong with narcissism. People who are fucked in the head aren't boring.

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>>26513511
enough bait for today.

you're gay

>>26513477
>implying any guy would marry a woman who gets baited into doing sexual favors for guys

>>26513585
I can't do that to her. She suggests it occasionally because she's really insecure. Oh well. I'm happy with her.

>>26513420
Beats being a NEET with low self-esteem who has never done jack shit, ever, like most of the people on this site. It also beats being a brainless consumer automaton like most "normal" people.

>>26513588
Wont you help kids in need? You have already done so its not crazy to think for the chance to do it

>>26513588
Hey I'm in need senpai, show me some tits so i can jerk off you filthy skank

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>>26513588
You, I like you.

You said you're not particularly into sex, do you ever plan to get married?

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She's been there for me always when I've felt sad.
I also took her virginity. :)))))))))

>>26513601

I'm just going to end up ignoring everyone anyway and arguing with that one Maghrebi in this thread

>>26513649
you mean yourself ?

>>26513639

Probably. I don't know what to do with my life at this moment so I'd probably end up with the psycho gulfie guy. He's decent looking and has a lot of travel experience (to 100+ countries) so it wouldn't be hard. My life's been a foggy mess anyway.

Don't wanna convert to Islam though or some shit.

I'll probably stop replying because I'm getting sleepy from replying to everyone at once.

>>26513672
So are you Algerian or Moroccan?

>>26513649
You cant ignore the fact that you are a moron and a slut, but dont worry to much the world needs bimbos like you to jerk us off

>>26513643
bad news for you anon, she also took my virginity

>>26513623
What she have said? Maybe its her fetish that you have one or more lovers and still have the stamina for hot sexy raw sex with and impregnate her

>>26513692
Bad news senpai, she took mine too after she jerked off a sand nigger

>>26513685
You're delusional if you think that guy actually wants anything serious with you.

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>>26509444
normies I beg you leave this place. It is for me like second home so FOR FUCK SAKE LEAVE THIS BOARD FUCKING NORMALFAGS

>>26513685
I wouldn't recommend marrying him 2bh.
You're an interesting anon though, even if you're bullshiting.

>>26513708
"We should have an open relationship but just on your end. Go fuck some hotter girl". She only says these things when she's feeling insecure. She doesn't actually think it.

>>26513649
First, I am not french neither a muslim. Second, its okay to admit that you like sex and related stuff. Sex could be a human right

>>26511132
who is this ugly duckling?

>>26513729
lets go to wizardchan, this place is disgusting

>>26513685
Your just a stupid little girl that can be easily taken advantage of, all you are is a fuck toy to him

>all these bootyblasted robots
>calling a girl a whore for giving her friend a handy
>just because she refused to post tits

>>26513685
Girl, he only will use you for sexual needs. How can he prove to you and us that he is a experienced traveler? How much does he earn yearly? Does he has money

>>26513745
Well just do it in secret. She has a cuck fetish

>>26513764
No, the fact is that she is a dumb slut even if she dont post anything

>>26513804
No she really doesn't. I wish she'd stop mentioning it. Makes me sad. Plus I'm uggos so I couldn't get another girl even if I wanted

>>26513764
Idc about her not posting tits, shes just a dumb skank

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>>26513692
>>26513726
What a fucking whore.
And here I thought I was her first.

>>26513627
>Beats being a NEET
Nope
>with low self-esteem who has never done jack shit, ever,
Depends on how you even define that. I've done some things in my life.
>It also beats being a brainless consumer automaton like most "normal" people.
I'm not a normal person and I don't really consume, I save my money.

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>>26509444
go to the rld in amsterdam near the oude church. you'll see most of them there. visit the blond girl from prague. she's down trompettersteeg (long narrow alley), 3rd door down on the right - if you head towards bulldog. she works between 10am - 5pm (i think).

>she's worth it.

>>26511400
>fucked 2 girls
>lost virginity at 18
>pls i wanna be part of funny recluse club!
why??????

>>26514103
true robot behaviour. nothing like furious, rough, emotionless sex. when you're done just zip up your fly and go some a bowl.

>we've long left loneliness and love behind.

>>26512050
>Muslim having sex with non muslim

Is this haram?

>>26513627
IM SMARTER AND BETTER THEN EVERYONE ELSE

>>26512511
>homosexuality

Why was he not hanged, stoned, or beheaded by his fellow muslims?

Fucking hypocrits

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FUUUUUUCKIIIIIIIING NOOOOOOORMIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

GEEEEET OUT OF MY BOARD

RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck you too bot

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you guys jealous yet

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I fuck my daki nightly.

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>>26509444
She's a 6/10 but she likes to please

>>26515525
>missing pig filth

>>26513685
Being a stupid slut with no clear path for her own fucking life

>>26515536
Face is meth but she is almost a 11/10

>>26515536
dude.... she's no 6, are you retarded?

i mean i don't like the giant tits but