/britfeel/

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post niggamusic to go fast to lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbU15tvrkLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF_1FBEwtRQ

also who /going fast alone/ here? fuck normalshits, they'd only hate on me because they need methamphetamines to go as fast as me. you need to be slow to fit in with the normies.

nigga i think fast, type fast (120wpm), go fast, etc.

>>26299329
What kind of eggs are you going to make mate?

And what are /britfeel/'s eggs of choice?

I like poached myself.

>>26299366
I do like poached, but I prefer scrambled

>>26299357
If you like this shit i'm guessing your under 20.

Irregardless, my nigs got shot in the face yo and still spittin:

https://youtu.be/QUTD9ok997k

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

>normies getting wet in shitty windy weather
>just chillin here playing some games, drinking some beer and a pizza
>feels gud

>>26299395
>Alternatively, I just got back and re-take my A levels while living at home with my mother.

I'd do this mate, you'll save money and there is nothing you will gain from the access course. It is the ultimate education by numbers. The sole purpose is to shove as many people through to uni as possible in the shortest amount of time.

>>26299432
I'm 22. nigga we are on r9k, do you expect people here to be mature and grown up and shit? i also like other shit which older people listen. i like all kinds of music.

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>>26298830

Because I'm a ticking time bomb lad and argue that's life my life everybody had the choice to settle down now I'm thinking about getting the pills and selling them but on the other nostril lad I'm a bit of an addict and wouldn't of cashed out I would of bought weed and got lazy

>>26298810

No (you)

AND don't worry lads I'll find a good movie by midnight

http://youtu.be/qs5lWhqzc0M


Sent from my ibonsai

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Post waifus

This comment is original and copyrighted under the Gimmick Copyright Act 1993.

>>26299436
That's the spirit mate. Our lives are infinitely more worthwhile than normal folk's.

Still celebrating over my 100 bong winnings on the football today. Feels good to be a football autist.

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>>26299472
>2D waifu

truly pleb. this post applies to all 2D waifus posted in response to the post i am replying to

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>tfw no giantess gf
Why bother with life when physics limits your fetish

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might play some CoH2 and wait for the gf to skype back

pretty comfy desu

>>26299575
had a tall, old roastie force me to suck on her cum stained meatflaps once, does that count?

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>>26299472
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>>26299585
That probably doesn't count, but I'm sorry for your experience

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>>26299472
tfw no animator gf to cook 1am dinner for during crunch time

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>>26299611
>I'm sorry for your experience
IT WAS THE BEST EXPERIENCE I EVER HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
wish she would have forced me to eat her asshole too

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>>26299585


Depends on how tall she was

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>>26299611
why does she own a collar

she looks in need of a master desu

Can someone link me some fb profiles or websites to get some chad tier photos for a tinder profile?

Wanna bring the bants

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>>26299472
Evening lads, here's my waifu~

Had 64 calories today, feels pretty good desu~

>>26299662

my waifu vores your waifu

>>26299575
a 6 foot girl at work wants my dick

>>26299662
64 calories?
That is fucking disgusting, how can anyone eat so much

>>26299636
Same series as Nymph-anon's waifu, so you're not particularly far off

>some faggot junior doctor on the radio complaining because he has to work 2 weekends a month and a 48 hour week

And for all that pay you entitled cunt? I work every fucking weekend and more than 48 hours a week for minimum wage doing physical work at a builder's warehouse you toff cunt.

>>26299676
I do not know what vore is, and I do not think I want to desu~

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>>26299684
>>26299632

that's nothing, the old roastie who raped me was 6'3"
loved the taste of her fishy MEATflaps

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posting old OC

>>26299720
Believe it or not, they wanna be in your position
FILL UP ON WOAH

>>26299751
Should have done worse in school then shouldn't they.

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>>26299662
Congrats you fat fuck.

Time to mix milk and squash and waste most of the milk because it'll curdle

>>26299725
vore is like tilde's antifetish

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>go to pharmacy
>they don't want to give me DXM
>go to gran and cough alot
>says she still has something against coughing
>hands me some bottle
>ingredients: promethazine, codeine
I'M A PROJECT GHOST I'M A HOOD APPARITION
MURDER ON MY MIND, MONEY IS MY MISSION
DRO I BEEN SMOKIN, GRAMS I BEEN SNIFFIN
ALL BLACK ATTIRE WITH THE LEAN DAT I'M SIPPIN

>>26299792
why would you do this desu

>>26299831

Who even uses cough medicine for a high nowadays?

Aren't the side effects pretty shit?

>>26299329
Why do British people talk like niggers? Shouldn't it be "how are you" instead of "how's you"?

>>26299467
Is there like cliff notes or some shit first time watching an anime past the first 5 minutes wouldn't be good surfing sound tho 2bh

>>26299809
Yep, just looked it up and it made me feel really sick desu~

You could have warned me, anon~

>>26299452

fair enough lad

Although I am really looking to get into uni as fast as possible

>>26299844
Sometimes I want to drink milk but I don't like regular milk as a drink. But I don't have any flavoured milk. It's like getting a summer fruits tasting milk that's going to curdle. It tastes nice, you're just not going to finish it at all.

Need to buy more flavoured milk soon, really

>>26299864
We don't say it like black people in the States do though. Imagine it more in a farmers accent not in Easy E's voice.

>>26299864
Why do Yank wogs talk like Northerners

>>26299857
side effects aren't too bad other than being completely unable to function normally

>>26299329
FUCK OFFFFFFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK. OFFFFFF. YOU MAKE THIS STUPID PATHETIC RETARDED THREAD EVERY FUCKING DAAAAYY FUCK OFFFFF

>>26299857
nigga are you kidding? a first plat dose of DXM doesn't even have a hangover (like not in the slightest, an energy drink is worse) and no side effects. you only get side effects like nausea and high blood pressure and itching when you take a mid 2nd plat dose at least

>>26299903
LOL, maybe if you go 3rd or 4th plat you retard.

and about lean... niggas drink it all the time and party hard. it's the amount that matters. alcohol can fuck you up so bad that you cannot function anymore too, but in mild doses it's enjoyable.

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>>26299949
Circumcerifat detected.

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>>26299725
>>26299870
Do not let them tarnish your pure mind Tilde

>>26299949
We make it several times a day, actually.

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>>26299960
Do not bully our American friend, cut cocks can still be cute

Losing the will to live

>>26299864
I just say "Aright?"

>>26299949
Stay mad Bob.

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>>26300000
I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING OPINION ABOUT CIRCUMCISED DICKS, IT AFFECTS ME, MYSELF, THE CUTFAG, NEGATIVELY AND YOU LIKING MY DICK WON'T FUCKING CHANGE THAT

>>26296654
hey britbongs

is this thread accurate? >>26296654

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY POST

>>26299662
BOIPUSSY ALREADY

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>>26300048
post your mutilated burger cock so I can stroke to the thought of it inside me

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>>26300000
Nice get anon

>>26300094
I'M NOT AMERICAN FOR FUCKS SAKE
I'M ALSO NOT A PAKI
I AM ALSO NOT RELIGIOUS
STOP FUCKING TROLLING ME

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>>26299472

I took a new screencap of my waifu, most productive thing I've done all day.

>Buy shirt
>Doesn't fit
>Go to return it
>Sports Direct won't accept it

The fuck?

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>>26300048
Good Goy. My 1st head.

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>>26300153
Why are all the screenshots you have of your waifu of her being bullied, get some nice ones

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has any one here completed an access to university course? what are they like?

>>26300166
Shit was probablly 5 Pounds, suck it up.

>>26300137
Angry jew anon.

Don't mention the holocaust.

>>26300196
15 actually m8y

>>26300166
This is why its important to try on shirts first m8

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>>26300184
Says the guy that has a bully for a waifu.

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>>26300000
does any one black knight

>worked

this is more than that https://youtu.be/3HaFsVZd_40

Got kicked out again today.

Be me, middle/working class white kid.
Both parents.
Everyone assumes I'm some kid with a perfect life because of this.
Dad beats me, not so much now but when I was a toddler up until I was 14 a fair bit, my mum was totally fine with this.

Well today my dad started screaming at me to leave and pointing at the door so I've spent the last 4 hours out in the rain in just a jumper and sweats. Managed to finally find a dude from college willing to let me stop at his for a few hours and thought I'd lucked out and found a real mate.

So I was at his and his older brother and his mates was all there and was just saying I seem like the kinda guy who touches dogs and shit. All becuase I'm quiet and quite shy. So I thanked my mate for offering but decided not to stay, I hate imposing on people anyway.
So I've just been walking around town and walked past my house and noticed no one was home so I let myself in. I'm gonna hide in my room with the lights off and pray they don't get home and realise I'm still here.

Shit day.

>>26300264
Guess so. Anxiety was through the roof at the time so I just wanted to get what I went for and go.

SP has been alright with returns before. Wonder why they're being dicks this time

>>26300166
That's why you always size up.

Tight shirts are horrible.

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>>26300289
Hard love, Yui needs someone to keep her on track

>>26300323
That's shit mate, how old of a lad are you? Where you from?

And are you working class or middle class? You can't be both.

First gig of 2016 tomorrow lads

>>26299870
How's your day been Tilde? Did you get everything done that you needed to do?

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>>26300184

I dug out and plugged in a separate hard disk just to get a screencap from S2 instead of S1 for a change.

I-I sure hope I get some (you)'s.

>tfw just taken 6mg of flubromazolam
Really don't give a fuck anymore lads, hopefully I'll sleep through to monday, or just not wake up either is fine desu

>>26300390
My day has been quite bad. I have been feeling quite suicidal for a while now, though I think it is improving a bit. I did manage to do everything that I needed to~

How was your day, anon?

After 6 years of collecting I have finally gathered all of the party hats.

I am now one of the richest men in Runescape.

>>26300378
I'm 18 and East Yorkshire.
We live in a lower class area in a cheap house but my parents probably have more money then most people in this town despite neither of them working.

>>26300323
Why do they want to kick you >>>/out/?

>>26300424

>6 mg

Fucking hell, good luck anon

http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.3109/15563650.2015.1112907

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>>26300364

Surely there are limits, though.

>>26300424
wow good job fucking retard.
>or just not wake up either is fine desu xDDD
nah, that won't happen. if anything you will destroy your kidney/liver and then die the most brutal, most painful death known to mankind over the course of days.

>>26300364
>Hard love

Whatever helps you sleep at night, bullyposter.

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>>26300513
That was a misunderstandingg

>>26300323
What kind of parents kick their own child out to become homeless? I really don't understand how a parent can do that.

>>26300513
>>26300364
holy shit this anime is so fucking plebian

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Christ alive lads... Just barely made it to the toilet (or so I thought) stood up and the back of the seat was covered in dark brown diarrohea.

What a fucking mess, gave myself a wipe, gonna go wipe the seat with baby wipes in a minute, disgusting.

Stop posting so fast, I can't browse and play vidya all at once.

>>26300323
Get in contact with a local foodbank

get in contact with your jobcentre and explain you are homeless and have been kicked out. use library internet if you need it

if worst comes to worst the police can give you a cell for protection

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>>26300590
Lots of parents, mine kicked me out at 18 and now i'm stuck living with my nan whos 2 hours away which they aren't pleased about, but my nans on my side thankfully.

>>26300411
Watermelon episodes are some of the best parts of the anime, honestly

>>26300489
Well aware of this case
>>26300521
Shutup you absolute prick, the hepatic effect of benzos are minimal, it will be CNS depression that kills me if anything, come back when you know something about biology/chemistry

>>26300448
Nice one lad. What now though?

just ordered a pizza lads

>>26300323
nearest hospital lad

>don't forget to stamp your feet lad


a child call it, anyone read it.

>>26300646
I just don't get it. They kick you out on the street, what if you can't find a place to stay/have no money? You could genuinely die out there. Your parents hate you so much they want you to die? What the fuck do you have to do to get them that pissed off?

why do people even have kids if they are just going to treat them like shit? Do they even think it through or does it just happen?

>>26300655
>calls me a prick
>will probably waste the doctors and ambulance time by intoxicating him so much that his mum will call an ambulance
fuck off you selfish piece of shit.

>>26300750
>WHY DONT YOU HAVE A HOUSE YET ARE YOU NOT A REAL ADULT?
>WHY DON'T YOU HAVE KIDS YET ARE YOU NOT A REAL ADULT?
>WHY DONT YOU HAVE A HOUSE YET ARE YOU NOT A REAL ADULT?
>WHY DON'T YOU HAVE KIDS YET ARE YOU NOT A REAL ADULT?
>WHY DONT YOU HAVE A HOUSE YET ARE YOU NOT A REAL ADULT?
>WHY DON'T YOU HAVE KIDS YET ARE YOU NOT A REAL ADULT?
welcome to the background noise of britian

>>26300740
>You could genuinely die out there.

it's pretty hard to starve and die in western Europe even being homeless.

Literally all of our homeless are homeless by choice (drug addicts, immigrants without work permits etc).

>>26300740
>What the fuck do you have to do to get them that pissed off?
Being a yawnsmug is enough. I told my dad every sunday to enjoy his monday, normie.

>>26300750
>why do people even have kids if they are just going to treat them like shit? Do they even think it through or does it just happen?

They don't think it through n. People are just selfish. They need something to justify their existence so 'lel i'll have babbies XD' entirely selfish and when the reality hits them they can't handle it. Unfortunately for them, the law frowns upon you taking your kid into a field and tying them to a fence like you can do with your impulse Christmas puppy.

There's that and then another really good post I read in this thread awhile ago. The anon basically said imagine you are you now and you are a young dude, bit of an idiot, next thing you know you knock a girl up, all of a sudden you are 50 years old but still the same immature person you were with a bunch of kids thinking what the fuck happened.

It is sad to be honest. I think we have enough people in the world right now, it is completely sociopathic to bring people into this world and give them a life barely worth living just because the parent needed something. I honestly think you shouldn't be able to have kids without a license in the times we live. Would that ever happen though? No, because we need constant population growth to keep house prices high for our friends selling the mortgages.

>>26299520
jesus christ mate stop posting this

>>26300847
much respect to anyone that actually does this, fucking normie needs to get told

>>26300866
>fucking normie needs to get told
>being this much of a small minded pleb
not every normie is an ignorant asshole who hates NEETS and doesn't understand them

>>26300842
See >>26300858
>Would that ever happen though? No, because we need constant population growth to keep house prices high for our friends selling the mortgages.

Gotta keep that house market booming mate. It is truly mastery how they have ingrained this pattern into the British public.

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Alright lads report in on your whereabouts and how your coping with this stormy weather

>North Kent
>Windy as fuck, couple fences down, wind hammering my third-floor flat, >mfw
>Tea and milk supply good

I think I might make it through the night.

>>26300323
Thanks for all the support.

They're are still not home so chances are they're either at the pub or are not coming home tonight.

>>26300816
But you are a prick, and I don't live with my mum
I also have a very high tolerance and am fairly certain the dose I just took won't effect me in any adverse way other than a long sleep

So calm yourself little angry man

>>26300911
Do you have a lock on your room mate? Do you have any money you could use to get a hotel for a night or two?

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I have no friends to watch the Superb Owl with at University but want to invite some people to come and watch with me, so I am sending an email around the student emailing system to students of the University who are American. This is a draft of the email, do you think I need to change anything?

>>26300444
That sad tilde, I worry about you recently. Do you need someone to talk to?

Wasnt bad, pretty lazy day since i didnt have much to do thanks

>>26300646
my nana had a heart attack last Wednesday went in with a stroke last year, my only Scottish blood lads apart from the bit thats in me.

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>>26300923
>So calm yourself little angry man
I am calm. Are you calm already?

>>26300949
10/10 would attend

>>26300949
You didn't mention whether you will have alcohol

>>26300945
No to both.

I won't need it, it will be forgotten soon.
I might be joining the army soon anyway, seems like the only way out for me.

>>26300901

>Cheshire
>It's not that stormy right now
>Snacks nonexistent, but I'm fine with that. Coffee plentiful.

>>26300949
A bunch of chads or niggers will come, beat you up, eat your food, steal your shit, and leave to go watch the superbowl at stacy's house

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>>26300740
They expect me to swim in shark infested waters when i've never been taught to even float, that's what.
They said the excuse "well we got kicked out by your age and found a place" when they had jobs literally handed to them so they had money to rely on, friends who had flats they could stay at way beforehand and shit.

It wouldn't be an issue if I wasn't moved near a third down the country with them when I was 17, so I could have more options where I could stay because I actually knew people who would take me in. The closest place was my nans flat which was sort of over half way inbetween. I've been here for 4 years, turned a guest room into my bedroom, while working a job to give this place some nicer luxuries, e.g. better food, items, clothing, etc. Luckily my nans healthy and active for her age, so she doesn't need serious care outside of reaching certain items up high.

>>26300858
>I think we have enough people in the world right now
It's a fact that the world is overpopulated. The current rate of reproduction is unsustainable but of course no one wants to talk about this because of the incessant, primal, egoistic need to reproduce.

>>26300949
You better put whether you'll be supplying the lube or if they need to bring their own. Or maybe you like it raw?

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>>26300444
feeling better?

fuckiung die already

>>26301117
>The current rate of reproduction is unsustainable but of course no one wants to talk about this because of the incessant, primal, egoistic need to reproduce.

Exactly. The human race is unbelievably ignorant. All across the world people cull wolves, kangaroos, deers because the population is getting too big, but for some reason we have this idea that there can never be enough humans and human life is some mythical thing that holds more value you than any other life. It is going to come back and bite us in the ass. This is not sustainable. But it will be until the shit hits the fan, because like I said, you need a growing population to keep house prices going up and to have more consumers to consume and tax payers to pay.

Glad to be a lonely NEET desu will be laughing when the world is on fire and I'm being hacked apart by anarchists.

>>26301121
>people go to this much effort to bully tilde

I still laughed though

>>26301121
Hey man leave fatilde aka kougyoku bro aka gym leader broly aka gym leader falkner aka fatilde's fat defender aka sharkteeth alone.

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>>26301121

Were you always a twat or did you decide to be this way?

>>26301121
Fucking hell mate you're literally obsessed at this point. Don't you have anything better to do?

>>26301121
Oh fuck off you cunt. Tilde is a 1000000 times better person than you'll ever be.

>>26300895
post yfw I'm actually a normie wagekek and said that

Pretty fucking drunk lads.

Who /prettyfuckingdrunk/here?

>>26300901
>L O N D O N
>just gone out to get beers and pizza
>super windy and rainy, kinda comfy
>back home torrent download is finished just in time

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>>26301193
>>26301222
>>26301234
>>26301251
>>26301234
IT ONLY TOOK 5 MINUTES HAHAHAAHAHAH

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>>26300653

Ikaros having a pet watermelon is extremely moe desu (TL note: "desu" means "to be honest with you senpai")

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>>26301121
Best post of the thread.

How do I move out from my parent's house if I don't have any friends to move out with (just asking for a friend)

>>26301321
I didn't want SnO to end ;_;

>>26301308

So did your conception, but look what a terrible mistake that was.

>>26301121
>>26301308

Kek. Probably the best post for a month

>>26301276

Decided not to get hammerered by myself having done so for the last two weekends.

>>26301362
Im predrinking and going out soon [\spoiler]

>>26301276
I don't often drink alcohol so I don't have any in my place right now. Couldn't get drunk even if I wanted to.
>Only drinks I have access to right now are apple&raspberry juice and water

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>>26301359
I WAS PLANNED

MY MUM TOLD ME

>>26301338
>>26301361
>shoutanon samefagging again

Mate nobody thinks your funny so do us all a favour and fuck off

>>26301425

I mistake, not accident, thicko.

>>26301384

>going out

Enjoy the unpredictable temperature and noise and people and their germs

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Leaked leg pics from shaving the other night

no bully pls

>>26301449

*said

The irony is reaching new heights atm.

I'm going to put 100 quid on us staying in the EU, but vote to leave. That way I win either way.

Sound like a plan?

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>>26301446
Fuck off kike. I'll put you in the fucking ground you weapon

>>26301469

That is not from britfeel desu lad

>>26301276
getting there slowly lad

>>26300192
Are those the ones that reduce your grades?

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WHO /GETTINGPISSED/ TONIGHT?

WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?

>>26301469
POST MORE, YOU CUMSLUT

>>26301469
Fucking queer. Fuck off

>>26301511
Going into town soon laaaaaaaaaa

>>26301487
>That way I win either way.
Or you lose either way.

The odds for that are guaranteed to be shit anyway.

>>26301511
>getting pissed
>all those empty calories
jokes on me, I'm spending another night alone drilling moonrunes on anki and reading

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>>26301469

>look at this picture
>feel a stirring in my loins which I've never experienced while apathetically looking at pictures of naked girls

Wh-whats happening?

>>26301511
Got 3 tinnys of Archers & Lemonade and a bottle of Chardonnay in the fridge lad

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>>26301449
>>26301446
SOME PEOPLE DO

>>26301469
You single-handedly made this the gayest thread on /r9k/ right now

>>26301572
>>26301469
T R O W B R I D G E

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>>26299329
>eating eggs
>getting diabeetus
>ever

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>>26301469
You got me hard desu anon

pls post more

90minutes lads

https://youtu.be/ELf7Spyi9DQ

>>26301572

u r gay

Now sniff this "popper" and kneel down.

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>>26301572
one of us one of us one of us

original comment desu sempai

>>26301544
nice one but it's fucking pissing it down
just went to the shop to buy a big fuck off bottle of whiksey and got soaked

>>26301552
I don't care about calories, i'm in good shape and honestly... whiskey is good for ya, lad

>>26301577
drinking chardonnay sippin on alize...
normie chav music is good shit sometimes i tell ya

OFFICIAL BRITFEEL POLL

https://strawpoll.me/6746782
https://strawpoll.me/6746782
https://strawpoll.me/6746782
https://strawpoll.me/6746782

OFFICIAL BRITFEEL POLL

>>26301181
>anarchists
you mean hooligans? Sorry, it's just a pet peeve I have because anarchy means 'without authority' not 'chaos'.
Have you heard of a speech given by a scientist which was broadcasted on sky tv called '8 billion', I think. It was all about how unsustainable our civilisation is. Basically at the end he literally said 'we are fucked' Can't find it anywhere on the web for some reason but it was really interesting.

>>26301469
Cringeworthy.
>>26301572
>>26301518
>>26301600
>>26301604
Anyone who gets sexually aroused by this is a gay pedophile. the male shown in the pic neither has distinct feminine (how could he, he's a man after all) nor distinct male attributes. looks like a boy who didn't hit puberty.

>>26301654
homos fuck off
we don't want no homos or cartoon watchers in this thread

this thread is only for self aware, self destructive alphas only, my son

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LAST ONE COS I'M GOING TO BED

>>26301664
What in the fuck are you including me for? I just said he made the thread incredibly gay.

I'm not lustful enough to get aroused by people posting themselves like common sluts

might shave my legs and take pics, the other anon has inspired me

they look so qt

is that degenerate

i wouldn't post them here btw so don't let that influence your answer

>>26301639
Lies, this is only five minutes long

>>26301811
>I wouldn't post them here
Then there's no point

>>26301811
>i wouldn't post them here btw

That's all right as long as I can come round to yours and feel them. Where are you based?

>>26301811
>they look so qt
I agree. Plus it's not like anyone's going to see me naked so I'll never have to explain it

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Just pinpointed the exact frame in which K-ON! goes from about a ~7/10 to a solid 9/10

>>26301811
The act of taking pictures of yourself just seems dumb. If you never intend to share them, then you're ahead of common sluts, but then why take them to begin with? Are you going to look at yourself constantly like a narcissist?

>>26301811
what's the point od being qt if you can't share it with the world?

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Had drunken row with girlfriend and ended up pissing my pants. Not my finest hour but I'm clean now and my gf and I are at least we're back on speaking terms. My life's crumbling around me lads...

>>26301829
>>26301933
i'm scared of getting bullied

i'm too insecure, sorry

>>26301862
n-near bristol

but i drive if you're not too far away

>>26301915
i might share them with privately with britfeel qts, i just wouldn't post them publicly

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>>26301654
>No asexual catagory

>>26301951
kek what were you arguing about lad?

>>26301697
Fatilde is more of a fat disgusting bulimic weeb uni dropout than you'll ever be.

>>26301811
Do it and experiment

you are only young and qt once

>>26301697
>putting this much effort into britfeel bullying

bit gross desu

>>26301951
>Knowing that your time together is limited but staying together anyway

>>26301953
Eh, I'm just an embittered person, don't pay me too mind. I just don't see the purpose of taking pictures or sharing them with people you're not even that particularly close to

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>>26301888

Coincidentally, a few frames later, fun stops being allowed.

>>26301811
wax, don't shave

>>26302012
I might end up posting my legs when these cuts are gone and I feel really desperate for attention desu.

>>26302012
in hopes of getting closer to them i suppose

but i do know what you mean friend

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>>26301961
Take me out sometime anon

m8s I have one doughut left over which I don't really want to eat now, but it will be stale if I leave it until tomorrow.

What is the morally right thing to do in this situation?

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Improving /britfeel/ 500% in one easy step

>>26302048
Stuff your face and feel horrible for a while.

Stiff upper lip and all that.

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>>26302078
#tnspired

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>>26302017
Big fan of her middle school or elementary school or however the school system there works uniform desu

>>26302048
Feed it to a squirrel/cat/dog/bird/rat.

>>26302101
>>26301697
At least ~ makes this place feel more comfy, the same cannot be said for you

>>26302048
give it to me

oc

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>>26299472
It's now or never desu

>>26302139
I shout at people and get in there face because I hate faggots and pakis and unifags

so no shit I don't make this place comfy

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>>26302107

Surprised we don't have a Mio waifu anon in britfeel, surely it's statistically likely due to her high level of waifuability.

>>26302176
you're a disgusting person tbqh

>>26302157

What's your e-mail? I'll send it as an attachment.

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>>26302188
Mio is my K-on waifu but not my actual waifu

>>26302204
Your point being that I'm not part of your hugbox?

>>26302215
[email protected]

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>>26301953
>bristol
Southhampton here and i'm coming for your ass

>>26302232
hugbox != a friendly comfy thread/

not sure why you have to be a gross cunt

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post a pic o' yer first car lads.

pic related - '96 plate Toyota Starlet Sportif. I miss my first car lads.

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>>26302176
Thank you.

We need to rid this place of undesirables. Your contribution is valued.

>>26302176
Did you just drop your trip because you realized people might actually filter you? You're annoying, and not for the reasons you're proud of. You're just an eyesore, and instead of doing what people did to your trip to the trips you don't like, you need to be as much of an eyesore as possible just because you dislike something else.

I don't remember asking to read your opinions on a tripfag. I certainly don't remember asking to read the opinions of someone who looks like they'd fit into a /brit/ circle voicing their dislike for pakis and homosexuals

>>26302238
i'd drive to southampton for you anon

i love comfy long drives

>>26302238

Pick me up on the way m8, we can both go and feel his legs and get some banana bread beer en route.

>>26302259
>car
>nice looking place
reeeeeee

Poleaboo has just excreeted some yellow, gooey, puss like substance.

What can it be?

>>26299662
Tilde ignore the meanies, we want you here!

A-Are girls welcome in these threads?

>>26300293
Black night?

>>26302411
Yeah, sure, whatever. Have a good night regardless

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>>26299662
We love you fatilde

>>26302411
Trannies out desu (it is)

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>>26302411

Only cartoon girls.

>>26302411
kek nice one lad. Don't worry, we are all fags here anyway, you don't have to hide anything.

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>>26302354
having lest the physical test, mental best, and moral qualities of the laziest mofo consider this JUST normal JUST another desirable day to an hiro instead of hiring a properganderist marketing manager

>what do you see last lad?

>>26300590
It's called teaching them a lesson. I had it done to me numerous times.

>>26302411
Always, we need this place to be less a sausage fest

As an outsider an a r9k lurker I am fascinated with the evolution of the britfeel image. How do you guys evolve it? Is it just one guy making them, or you all just meme together into it with every new britfeel iteration?

>>26302411

Everyone's gay anyway, I don't suppose it matters.

>>26302473
It used to be handled by one guy with some suggestions for changes. Now that guy's retired, it's moved on to someone else and suggestions thrown about still

>>26302282
>Pick me up on the way m8

where are you lad?

>>26302445
literally wot m8?

>>26300845
I've been homeless and it certainly wasn't my choice m8

>>26302511

I wonder if the maymays in the picture have any actual relation to the state of your britfeel thread

Maybe it's just suggestions being put in

>>26302411
Females are males
Childeren are FBI

just him my funny bone on a glass bottle of water and now it's feeling tingly as fuck

would someone kiss it better please? :3

>>26302551
Well you could have atleast tried. Thrown on a Kufi, grown a beard and rubbed some marmite on your face.

grab that and run

>>26302523

Slough m8 it'll be a bit of a detour for you but I'll bring some anime music for us to listen to in the car and I'll change the gears for you while we're driving

>>26302678
that sounds great

can we dog too?

>>26302731
Sure.

By the way, i'm 49. Is that ok?

>>26302772
yeah that's fine

i'm 38 myself so we're not too far apart age wise

>>26301972

Money. She's been chatting to an old friend and he's been giving her thousands on the quiet. I also found out that she's been buying cocaine on the sly and I had a go. She constantly lies to me and I hate it.

>>26302772
Holy shit your over twice my age.
Wait, dad, is that you? OMG what are you doing on /britfeel/ you're not even british?

https://youtu.be/yJ-bvulvt08

movies are about 90 minutes

>>26302562
Oh yeah it definitely does, back when this was just a fresh branch off from /brit/pol there was a lot more Farage/UKIP influence on the OP, then that died down after the elections and 'personalities' like poleaboo got imported and now he has a lovely place in AbraKebabra.

Seasonal happenings in the country can also get featured like floods, snow, Storms, Christmas.The increase in pakiposting and more NEET posters becoming wagecucks/more normies has led to a change away from the purely jobcentre focus.

Definitely reflects the state of discussion, it's nice to watch it grow over time. Anons and tripfags come and go, but the OP remains.

>>26302807

Go to bed son, it's late

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>>26302807
Paki outed

Anyone see the Leicester match?

>tfw wanted to play for Leicester city
>tfw I crippled my left leg and am now an unsuccessful neet

rugby is boring to play much better to watch 2bh

https://youtu.be/HduLjeLdNG0

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>>26302895
Kinda nice seeing them on top

>Tfw Southend also got a win today

Who /trump/ here?

Make America Great Again

>>26303023
This is /britfeel/ not /wall/ general

Bobs out

>>26303070

I'm British m8

Just like to see the colonies doing well

>>26301953

Would totally drive to Bristol to meet your shy self

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>>26303081
We're doing great without you, thank you very much.

>>26303140
then leave a contact and lets make this happen captain

>>26303249
it should be 'lets make this happen cap'n'

>>26303270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqL7r28Cnww

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What ya got going on lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPyuZ6ZTqmo

>>26303249

You caught my bluff. There's a massive dogging area near me for CD's/trannys/traps/etc. and I'm too pussy to drive up there. I wouldn't go meet a text post in another city.

>>26303395
what's CD?

and we can get to know each other first silly x

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>>26303340
Rewatching NHK like I do every year, I usually do it around Christmastime but I left it a bit late this year.

>>26301953
Come to Brighton pls senpai

>>26303428
Should be crossdressing

How the FUCK am I going to get up at 8:30 for work tomorrow lads?

Please help me.

>>26303438
i have you on steam already i think desu

>>26303428

Yup, plain ol' cross dressing. No attempt to pass and look sexy, just straight up a dude in women's clothes.

I'm not into it. Femininity is sexy. Bras over hairy chests are not.

>>26303460
an alarm

or don't sleep

>>26303340
Decided to go with Person of Interest after Spooks. Not sure what I'm going to watch afterwards, hopefully my VPN isn't one of the ones Netflix blocked recently.

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>>26303479
Fuck, i've been discovered

>>26303460

Set an alarm, you cretin. You're got eight hours kip before then.

>>26303429
good lad, i do the same

>>26303428

How can we get to know you if you won't post anything?

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>>26303340
I'm watching Hudson Hawk. This movie is a total mess and pretty awful

>>26303574
I'll post things privately not on here

>>26303605

Where'd you post them? I'd love to see...

>Saturday night britfeel

>58 posters

>>26303677

More'll come. It's still early. I only just got back in from the pub.

>>26303677
Most threads hover around 75 by autosage, seems pretty standard.

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>>26299472

getting ready for bed desu

>>26303743
post boipussy in bed

>>26303667
i don't know desu

oc

>>26302895
I'm rooting for the laychest foxes all the way. Die hard fan since 2015 here.

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>just had the week off
>been comfy as fuck
>just chilling watching tv and playing vidya
>back to work on Monday

JUST

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>>26303757

I would if I was cute desu

if I sign up for volunteer work will I be able to make friends?

>>26303799
tick tock
I would not be able to relax on sunday at all
I think if I had a job I'd just quit and be neet

>>26303819
sign up to work with lgbt youth groups

>>26303807

Give us a peek. I'm sure you're cute :)

>>26303858
if you're serious pls tell me about your experience

>>26303886
Please stop dad.

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>>26303340
Gonna get a diamond chang'e tbqh.

>>26303429
Is NHK as depressing as everyone says it is though? I get that you can relate to the feels and stuff but does it make you more sad watching it? Does it have a happy ending or what?

>>26302172
Tomorrow will be too late

>>26303908

And you should do what your daddy tells you to

>>26303886

skinnyfat with a hairy butt definitely does not result in a cute boipussy.

Wish I was a qt twink desu

>>26303903
you help out at the weekly meetings, get to know the kids (13-18) basically like any other youth club except these kids are bullied at school and open up to you more
plus the field trips are the perfect time to score some ptbp if you're careful

even if you're not gay/bi I'd recommend it, though you'll have a slightly tougher time convinces the coordinator why you want to help out

>>26303985
Can we touch?

>>26303944
Make me desu dad.

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/britfeel/ orgy when? We can plow all the qt anime femboys and record it

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>it's a /britfeel/ goes gay episode

>>26304075
isn't being plowed painful though?
>tfw start crying during the /britfeel/ orgy

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CLIMB INTO BED ALREADY BRITS
ITS AMERICAPOSTING TIME

>>26303985
okay thanks I'll look into it.

I'll report back when I find some (volunteer) work.

>>26304043
It's not an official position of trust so there's no legal repercussion if you do but you'll probably get forced to leave if they find out. That's if you're messing about with a 16+, anything else and yeah you're going straight to gaol.

I've not done anything serious, only gotten head off of one guy on a camping trip. Three nights in a row though sneaking out into the woods.

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>>26304110

that's part of the fun tho

>>26304133
Bummer (no pun intended).

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>>26304110
Not if you lube up~

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>>26304122
Please save us from the sodomy.

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>gogglebox
>weetabix
>reading lyrics

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>>26304217
I bet it still is though, at least a little.
>>26304139
I dunno its seems a bit much desu. Spanking seems fun though.

>>26304243
>>gogglebox
You and the rest of the viewers of this show should be culled for terminal stupidity

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>>26304257
If you're going in unpopped then yeah it will hurt, unless they hit your prostate then you'll have a strong feeling of ecstasy to get you through.
We just need to warm you up with a smaller cock before you get a bit one inside you.

How often do you think people you used to know think about you?

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>>26304387
NEVER EVER

DESU SENPAI

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>>26303915
It sounds cliche but it's definitely one of those things you have to watch to know what kind of message it gives. The premise is definitely depressing but depending on your perspective it can be positive or negative overall, it's open to interpretation.

One thing I will say is the more you relate to the premise the more sublime and profound the experience is, some won't get it, for others it's almost surreal. The island arc is definitely one of the best experiences in any media I've ever had. I can't recommend it enough.

Also Pearl Kyoudai made an really good and fitting OST. Take a peek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lpM4mXJlxc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFgtC_H79m4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHs5AjAvFoA