Cringeworthy experience

How old are you, you illiterate fucknut?

kek my seids

http://youtu.be/ippk0G0cM8Y

Cringiest shit by far, like this guy takes down his fucking pants for a YouTube 'prank'? KEK. God save us.

>t'was funny, all in all

>>25986776
The way you greentext is cringy as fuck

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>>25986736
if the only thing you can find wrong with me is my grammar then you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel you "fucknut"

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>>25986711
Oh God, dude. That's more hilarious than cringeworthy

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>>25986711
At least he had the balls to express these feelings, not like 99% of the virgin sea that is r9k

>>25986807
You type like a literal retard though, fuckface

>>25986865
>calls him a retard

Don't you remember where we are

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>these are adults I'm talking about
>young, but old enough to know right from wrong
>professionals, Kristina is a secretary, Bryan is an engineer, Mike is a consultant from Canada, all work for different companies in the same factory
>Kristina marries Bryan. Very cool, I went to the reception
>Acts like a bitch to everyone
>stereotypical mean girl
>future reality show star, always talking about Bryan this and he bought me that
>Bryan is a Chad, she won the fucking lottery
>only really has one job from now on, keep him happy in whitebread Michigan, give him a couple of kids, she'd never have to work another day in her life
>a year later they divorce
>Mike's company moved him to Indiana.
>Kristina was fucking Mike before, during, and after the wedding, all through the marriage
>moved to Indiana to be with mike
>he dumps her for the younger, hotter secretary at that factory.

>>25986711
>>25986857
>the friendzone meme
we hate beta orbiters here, they encourage sluts and roasties

>>25987053
That's a great revenge story, not cringey at all

>>25987073
I guess I felt really bad for Bryan since he was only doing what he was supposed to do. He was a Chad, his sister was a Stacy, everyone had professional jobs, the girls used to go to the spa together, this was how things worked.

But you're right, Roastina got what was coming to her to be sure.

>talking with older female coworker
>she asks how old I am
>23
>"oh, thats too bad!"
>"why?"
>"because i'm old!"
>"That's ok, i'm above the age of consent"

As I turned around and started to walk away, what I had just said started to sink in. I still remember this from time to time and scream internally.

>>25987152
What are you talking about? That's a great line.

>>25987152
What you said was not cringeworthy. You were simply informing the old lady that should you both be interested it is indeed legal to perform intercourse with one another. This might be an important factor before you woo her with your manly charms.

>>25987152
That was pretty good desu senpai

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>>25986865
>correcting and complaining about grammar
>calls people retards
>browses 4chan
>/r9k/ board

you really are special arent you kiddo

>>25987218
>I can type like a retard because it's only 4chan, guyz!!!!!

Shut the fuck up, illiterate insectoid.

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>>25987265
someone's salty, feed me your rage it sustains me

damn. its like when that shit happens in movies, except it doesn't work out and the mc didn't get the girl and its all way more cringy.

.>>25986711

I recognise your accent and knew a guy that wrote this way

Are you from the north west?

>>25987053
Is this what I really have to look forward to? Getting cucked by a Secretary?

>>25987312
Complete and utter insect. I'd crush you under my heel.

>>25987376
For some reason I read OP like he was Australian

>>25987312

>>>/v/eddit

>>25987407
Maybe I'm wrong I just recognised the "hey ho" shite from my Rochdale-born mum and it read a lot like someone I knew during my Lancashire childhood. Trying too hard to express the dialect online and that.

Never known a Kevin though.

>>25987392
calling for a moment of silence for this anon's emotional state

>>25986776
THAT FUCKING GREENTEXTING

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>25987407
North Yorkshire here here- OP

>>25986857
Except he proposed to her while she was getting fucking married you idiot, love this express my feelings meme. That was not the time or place

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>>25987392
Feed me your salty tears they suatain me anon, your unbridled childish rage will keep me going for some time.

>>25986711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at4uuv6xoN4

Not an experience of mine but fuck me this video is cringe

>>25987152

nothing cringey about this unless you fucked up the delivery

I was at a nerdshit convention once because there was a HEMA sort of display on and I wanted to join the group. Outside the hall there was an autistic nerd dressed as some anime character pulled out his plastic Katana and threatened another autistic nerd in a trench coat with toys guns strapped to his legs and a crudely home made wooden sword to duel him on the spot.

Trenchcoat just looked at him and said 'Put it like this. This is a real sword'. Caught me watching paused for a few seconds and then visibly died of embarrassment.

I hope they got their shit together in the resulting years.

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>>25987376
How the fuck do you recognise an accent via text you cunt?

>>25987878
You can't always. Some people are just really obvious with it and I've lived their long enough to know what it would look if it were typed. He's a northerner at least.

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>>25986711
lel this is an original laugh

>>25987832
kinda reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2e7bX2oVlQ

>>25987902
>Some people are just really obvious with it
really? i did not know that was a thing

>>25988277
It's not common and rather cringey in most circumstances but I've definitely seen people type in a way that shows their dialect before. I've known northern welsh people who do it too. Same way some people talk in fake ebonics I guess I to show how you would speak in an informal situation.

Don't know if it's the same in the South most of their accents sound the same to me (bar west country).

>>25988031
this actually made me scream. gg

>>25986711
plot twist: wife leaves husband for kevin

>>25988827
the tension was bad enough anon without something like that happening

>>25988827
plot twist 2: kevin leaves wife for pants

>>25987053
How'd she fuck during the wedding?

Born Mobile:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1w2IxMWQ1Y

>>25988031
damn near spilled my coffee u fukken wanker

>>25986711
In the Navy, black guy who looks like Urkel, high pitched voice and the glasses, we are on a carrier in Norfolk, he starts staying off the ship, gets a part-time job delivering pizza, tells everyone he has a fiance, and she just had his baby, we have been in port for 4 months, after a 9 month deployment, he met her a dance when we got home, wait a minute, he tells us the kid is 5 months premature, see a picture the kid is like 11 pounds, he drives her to a state prison, so she can visit her other 5 kids dad, they get married, he adopts her kids, starts being late to muster, gets captains mast, confined to ship, I get $25 to escort her aboard to visit, wear a sign saying escort, she is 300lbs and about 45, he is 19, she eats on the ship and leaves, all the kids are in the car waiting, we are getting ready to head to sea, she tell the captain he is not helping the family, gets his whole check turned over to her, we make port in the Majorca, he goes AWOL, afraid she will cheat on him, we get home, he gets caught, sent to Leavenworth for 8 years and gets a dishonorable discharge, all over a fat, worthless nigger

>>25987053
>gif
>doesn't move
Darn, I was gonna save that as well.

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>>25987053
Sounds like Kristina is a Canadian Cock Concubine. Sorry aboot that.

>>25987721
You disgust me you pitiful bug.

>>25988031
you nigger, I knew this was going to happen but it scared me anyways

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>>25993106
lol okay

>>25987392
Holy shit he's edgy too

Who keeps fucking bumping this dead thread? Let it die already.

>>25994605
ok dood

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>>25988031
I THREW MY CELLPHONE ACROSS THE ROOM YOU CUNT

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The worst was probably in middle school where a kid actually did the Naruto ninja run in the hallway and almost tripped on a backpack in the hallway, it got real quiet quick some people snickered but it was so quiet after he went in, this kid also did practice Jitsus in the cafeteria and took it so seriously.......Jesus christ
Literally reeked of Autism

bumping this thread, with no survivors

someone already said this

>>25987053
How could an engineer ever be a Chad?

>>25998067
It was the 90s

>>25987185
>>25987189
>>25987807
Guys, I don't think that's ever a good line.

>>25986776
When does this video get funny?

>>25987767
You're so right. I wanted to beat some sense into this cunt.

>>25988240
Are you kidding? They've got some good moves. And KH is the shit.

>>25998599
If I heard someone say that I would laugh my ass off and take them out for a beer