good morning femanon coffee?

he's drinking tea ya dingus

>>25915845
gay tea

>>25915845
>implying a woman can start her day without coffee

>>25915815
Is he eating pudding?

>he fucking found me and sent hired muscle to either break my face, murder me, or blackbag me and take me somewhere horrible.

I shouldn't have played dungeons and dragons with a drug dealer, I shouldn't have gone to movie night, I shouldn't have fought back.
I just wanted a friend.

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Am I getting my tea/coffee fed to me in a bottle while cuddling and changed afterwards? :3

Left guy is so hot ,

the right is like that one average friend that makes hot friend look even more hot lol

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9HYIaVxMck

>>25916026
>right is average
He's ugly. Left is average. 5/10 would make my provider

>>25916014
What's this supposed to mean?

*takes coffee*
*hides in bed again*
T-Thanks Chad1 and Chad2

>>25915815
daily reminder this is what you are competing against. give up.

>>25916181

Implying these guys would even look or notice robot females , guys like that only look at stacy

If I were a femanon I would start sucking both dick dry eating every droplet of cum. Then I will go shopping with them and let them buy me beautiful clothes and stuff.

God I would be such a whore...

>>25915815
... why the hell are you in my house. stacy's is three others down the block.

in all honesty i don't find those guys attractive at all. and it's not like they'd settle for something less than a Stacy or someone with MAD CA$$$$H MONEYYY

>>25916228

It's funny how guys are called homos for not finding average girls attractive and here we have roastie saying she doesn't find 10/10 guys attractive. Fox , grapes etc

>>25915815
Yeah sure I'll take that dick in my ass

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>>25916138
It means exactly what I said.

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these guys arent even attractive baka 2/10

too muscular and plain for my taste

pic related is the epitome of male beauty

>>25916323
I don't believe you though.

Femanon here, those guys are seriously average.
Faces on the ugly side and their bodies are just acceptable.

>>25916268
i just don't like those kinds of guys, is all. i guess i developed a hatred towards those kinds of '10/10' guys because i was bullied throughout high school by a group of them.

i can recognize they might be seen as attractive, because of their face shape, race, haircut and physique that is often seen as ideal. i just don't like those guys. i feel intimidated by them. if they were ever interested in me i would think of it as a cruel joke.

regardless, i agree with this anon.
>>25916335

titanic era leo a qt.

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>>25916351
You don't believe that that's what I'd want? Why not?

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>>25916370

>pretending to be femanon

i'm actually a girl and these guys are definately hot

>>25916372
Because it seems unbelievable. Why do you want it?

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>>25916412
bruh, i can assure i'm not pretending.
but taste is subjective, you can think whatever you want.

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>>25916414
I dunno. Being treated like a baby just makes me feel incredibly at peace with myself unlike the rest of the time where I just feel stressed out by everything.

>>25916451
Oh. That's really cute.

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>>25916435

>looks are subjective

troll harder pretend "femanon"

Oh this isn't attractive too?

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>>25916469

Girls have a wider variety of what they like in guys.

>>25916469
what the fuck is that face and those lips.
no, for me that guy isn't attractive. he looks like a jerk.

>>25916498
>girls
>wide variety in tastes
Yeah, that's why NEETs have gigantic ranging palettes in different anime girls but Fujoshits have about 5 archetypes.

>>25916469
ew.

>>25916498
pretty much this. as i'm sure some guys might prefer them skinny, tall, short, brunette, blonde, with glasses, without, etc.

>>25916550

>NEETs
>Representative of the population

Notice how the societal ideal for a girl is always pretty much the same.

Whereas for guys, it might be muscly, alpha looking 30 year old guys, or 17 year old looking skinny qts, or clean shaven and trimmed looking guys, or bearded lumberjacks.

>>25916564
>>25916550
>>25916499
>>25916498

no one is baited , weak ass trolling

>>25916469
Attractive to gays I guess.

>>25915815

I'm a straight guy, but I can''t deny the guy on the left has a nice body. I like how a bit of his underwear is showing, draws my attention to his tight stomach/abs.

>>25915815
h-how'd you get in my house ch-chad? ;-;

>>25915815
They obviously just spent the night pounding each other's asses.

>>25915968
kek i wonder if this really happened

>>25916699
double dubs of truth and originality

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Who are you sir?
P-Please leave...
i have a bf

Smooth face is the bottom bitch of that gay couple.

>>25916370
>if they were ever interested in me i would think of it as a cruel joke

this hits home pretty bad. I had the chance to fuck 2 8/10 girls in highschool, turned it down because I thought it was some kind of prank. makes me want to off myself whenever I think about it desu.

>>25917611
they are your bf's bfs and last night he was pounding their pretty pink boipussis

you don't mind do you? it is not real sex if it is just between the guys

>>25916370
)except you just admitted you think they're attractive just that you know they're out of your league. You don't have the imagination to fantasize about a guy like this, it's too unrealistic for you. But we all know if you met one of them and he was nice to you you'd fall hard. Imagine you met him through a niche hobby you both share, he's new to town and shy and doesn't have any friends. He asks for your number and wants to meet again, he starts texting you qt messages all day, always wanting to get to know you and pestering you to hang out again. You try to protect yourself and try as hard as you can to remind yourself that there's no way this is going to happen and he'll ignore you soon, but he's so damn persistent and by now your texts are so numerous you can scroll through them for minutes at a time. You share so many hobbies and interests, it's like you grew up together. He invites you out to sushi and then you go to a bar together. The whole time he's making fun of the other people there so much your ribs actually hurt from laughing so hard and people are starring at you two. When you leave he walks you home, and his hand reaches out and intertwines with yours. You get back to your place and he stops and turns towards you, stares into your eyes silently for a few seconds and then slides a hand gently behind your neck and pulls you in for a kiss. You say 'I am just not into your type, I don't think you're that attractive'. Lol.

>>25917760
W-What?!
I really can't see that happening
I don't mind though... He can do what be likes with others

>>25916228
>>25916268
Babby's first day on 4chipotle
Didn't even trip correctly baka

>>25917909
>willingly staying with Chad #3 even if he cheats on you repeatedly

Why are women so retarded?
Literally a cuckqueen

>>25916335
>>25916370
best leo is romeo+juliet leo

>>25916498
Top kek. Women like money and social status and are occasionally willing to forego one or the other for good looks. A nice personality is a bonus but won't make up for a lack of the first two with most women because they are shallow excuses for people. Men just want someone kind that isn't obese or incredibly ugly. Admittedly this is a little shallow but they don't require women to be 10/1O underwear models. There are exceptions of course. This doesn't apply to Chad since he only goes after Stacie but guys will go for 3 or 4/10 girls or lower while girls consider anything less than 8/10 an insult.

>>25919289
I want to keep my virginity but he is a total pervert, if I can't satisfy him then he deserves sex from someone else

>>25917611
>i have a bf
Why are there normie whores that think you can have a significant other and be a robot?
Fuck off >>>/b/

>>25916138
That a retarded rping faggot is pretending to be a fembot

>>25919649
>virgin
Aka you've done oral and anal and given multiple handjobs
Fuck off, whore
Hope you get AIDS

daily reminder: the internet is the only place you can be a contrarian and get away with it.
IRL you will always get called out for disagreeing with shit just to disagree and is one of the most repulsive traits in a human being.

>>25915968
wait so the tiny manlet who tried to rape you was actually a drug dealer all along?
tell me again about how you beat him to a pulp
what's the size difference

>>25919727
No, none of that stuff
I'm still in high school (senior, not underage) so I don't think that's weird, most of my friends haven't

>>25919763

Not so fast

>Journalism

>Sports arguments

>Laws

>Politics

>>25920092
He was a drug dealer, I've been looking over my shoulder ever since that night.
Size difference was about a hundred pounds at the time, him being about my height and Auschwitz mode.

I mean if he exacted retribution I guess I'd have some of it coming I just don't want my family to get hurt.

>>25915968
I'll be your friend fembot

>>25919763
See>>25920120
HA BETTER GET A BURN HEAL

>>25915815
Sure thing, cuties

>>25916370
Fuck off, slut


ididwoozjfltf

>>25920178
I've learned my lesson, as long as I'm safe and have my wits about me I'll can cope with any amount of isolation.

>>25920120
those people have something to gain if they disagree.
the shitposters on here have zero, they're just faggits.

>>25920232
>don't do drugs
>can't drive
>scrawny manlet
>too much of a bitchboi to hurt someone who threatened me
Pls be my friend

>>25920279
I might be willing to risk friendship in a year if I meet my weightlifting goals, get a nice gun and concealed carry permit, and move away from my precious family.

>>25920352
Pls fembot give me a chance ;~;

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coffee makes my head hurt

>>25920391
That's cute tbqh :3

>>25916014
GOD FUCK CANCER

>>25915875
>IMPLYING WOMEN ARENT ALL CUMDUMPSTERS WHO SHOULD BE WIPED OUT FROM A SECOND HOLOCAUST

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>>25916213
>implying you don't already
Check this faggot out.

>>25916026

>being this dense

they have same body, it's a different pose and different lighting angles

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>>25916206
>robot
>females
>robot
>females
Kill yourself

>>25921487

uh it's about face

>>25915815
Christ, can you imagine being a woman? How do they not just get spit roasted by models 24/7? I'd be a sloot.

>>25922359
huh? they do.

>>25920431
>second holocaust
>second