Vocaroo Thread pt.2

>>25636599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dmr4ajLz29

2nd for the Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks (full reply this time). Any more anons want to try it out?

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.

You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

>>25636634
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dmr4ajLz29
Change is hard for all of us.

>>25636610
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uJSIXHtslY

>>25636471
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18tBaTfUGRO

>>25636711
Yes Martin Luther actually talked like that.
I'm Catholic personally, but I like to read his insults.
He was mostly trying to appeal to peasants so he was bit... crude.

>>25636711
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GLtgm86cyi
>>25636670
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AGRN6oQlnL

>>25636785
For a few minutes I thought you were talking about MLK, until I googled him. MPS failed me.

>>25636809
Okay I can see how that would seem a bit nuts then.
They didn't mention Martin Luther at your school? That really is bad

>>25636840
I only knew of Martin Luther from, 1 already knowing about him of my own research, and taking AP European history.

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>>25636803
I like the way you read that

>>25636864
Martin Luther probably had a greater impact on western civilization in the last 500 years than anyone else with the Reformation. And they don't mention him in regular classes?

>>25636803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UzjIXdIuEc
Excuse odd comments, dog was messing with me.

>>25636840
Nope, never. My high school was pretty worthless.

>>25636917
>Nope, never. My high school was pretty worthless.
Feel free to ask any Martin Luther related questions you might have then :^)
The guy was nuts

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01RBXQxlfba

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>>25636968
Underage b& pls go
You need to do your homework

I request that you robots make me blush. I haven't blushed in a while. Please.

>>25636992
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y5475Piysu

>>25636998
How would we do that exactly?

>>25637010
>>>/preschool/

>>25636952
He was a religious reformer, right? Also, what's being Catholic like?

>home state is consistenly voted most religious in US
>literally never met a catholic

>>25636878
Thanks friend.
>>25636900
They probably did in my world history class freshmen year of HS, but I did jackshit back then.
>>25636917
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B32sLTxfI6
>>25636968
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rqYDn0I9Im
you could also be >>25636992 and be b8
>>25636998
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XXumt4QKlr
>>25637010
Is that male or female?

>>25637017
I don't know, say something mildly romantic.

>>25637050
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13YsrqONRZx

>>25637048
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XXumt4QKlr
T-THANKS SENPAI. You made me smile for the first time in weeks.

>>25637046
>He was a religious reformer, right?
He was a heretic with a scat fetish, but yes most people would call him that
>Also, what's being Catholic like?
Can you be more specific? Are you asking me what I do that's Catholic that other people don't? What I believe?

>>25637072
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s13YsrqONRZx
This was even better.

>>25637091
No problem lad. I'm glad you smiled :)
>>25637092
>Are you asking me what I do that's Catholic that other people don't?
probably meant this
>>25637116
I'm glad anon.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rO1ZsTVPsM

>>25637159
fap material right here

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>>25637159
Not today anon

>>25637048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tc2nbqbt5A

>>25637159
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wR9XRB7Yzq

>>25637198
Just go piss kid

>>25637092
What you believe, I guess. Also do you go to mass/confession/whatever? I come from a "burn in hell" kind of baptist church.

>>25637048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uP2FKjAMl3

>>25637226
i did

/////original comment/////

>>25637198
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TBCPWCW2yN
>>25637231
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QuSkjOMpKd

>>25637273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07sejHIYzp6
>>25637042
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EdM9MYMh6a

>>25637231
>Also do you go to mass/confession/whatever?
Yes I go to both those things
>I come from a "burn in hell" kind of baptist church
Alright this makes the question easier (I also came from one of those).
We believe in the Real Presence of the Eucharist rather than communion being a symbol. That is, we believe the wine and the bread becomes the true body and blood of Christ at the altar.
We believe in the communion of the saints and that those in heaven can pray for us just like any other Christians.
We believe in the traditions taught by Christ and the apostles that aren't in the bible, but have always been believed by the Church. We believe in a visible church of priests and bishops who's apostolic authority was given to them by the laying of hands in an unbroken chain dating back the days of the apostles.
We believe that Christ instituted the sacrament of penance (confession) and gave the apostles the authority to forgive sins, which they gave to their successors and the other doctors of the church in their day.
We believe that baptism literally forgives all sins prior to it and is necessary for salvation. We believe that faith and good works are necessary for salvation. We believe that the Church founded by Christ teaches infallibly in regards to faith and morals and despite being made up of imperfect individuals who sin, will never error in teaching as a whole.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07yUwBoZK8C

>>25637336
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hNWwsBS1uk

>>25637231
>>25637338
Oh also we believe that Mary was an ever virgin, that her body was taken into heaven at the end of her life on earth (alive or not isn't dogma and you can believe either). We also believe that Mary is the queen mother of heaven in the same way the mother's of all the davidic kings were the queen's of Israel.

>>25637364
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s07yUwBoZK8C
thats hot

>>25637371
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16tlJ6LbpaC

>>25637336
U N D E R A G E B &
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>>25637338
>>25637205
Okay, that's interesting. I was taught a bible-based kind of homeschool until 7th grade and I just never really learned about other religions.

>>25637273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nnfu67FhHB

>>25637412
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nMXW2vD0Yt

>>25637442
>Okay, that's interesting. I was taught a bible-based kind of homeschool until 7th grade and I just never really learned about other religions.
Feel free to ask any Catholic related questions you have.
I'm no priest or theologian, but I know more than the average layman at least.

>>25637384
Gee thanks m8, but your voice is way more hotter haha. Also, thanks for the compliment on my voice here >>25637159 too.

>>25637447
>>25637447
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MRB9rfZQ7O

>>25637510
That's a good question
I bet 12

>>25637409
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05MqsF4Lx1o
>>25637442
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JCiN1vnpqq
>>25637447
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EY3sNewFM4
>>25637478
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ksnY4dI0VK
>>25637510
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wo57ugwctp

>>25637510
>>25637542
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HB8JINaM6T
>>25637549
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xQaDj4Qd85

>>25637549
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oTsgqCYYjx

>>25637596
>implying saying you're 19 means you are

>>25637688
>implying either of us could prove how old I am through voice alone

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>>25637704
>she can't prove her age through tone of voice

>>25637596
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YqduIV76aa
>>25637610
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gwve1eRtEu

If anyone would like to email with me, and keep some form of contact that'd be pretty cool :/
email: [email protected]
I'd like to email with people...especially the QT's...
>>25637688
>>25637704
epik

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>>25637721
I check this email everyday since its attached to my main email.

>>25637721
I'd send you an email for reading my Cossack's post, but I'd probably just drop contact after a day or two. Sorry
If it's any consolation I'm not a qt

>>25637721
emailed you, please feel free to keep in touch

>>25637744
Are you an epic lover of history too? I know much more than the average person about history although its still not that much.

>>25637718
http://vocaroo.com/i/s083le86J0Hh
>>25637721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wCQhMoYCih

>>25637778
I love history, but I'd still probably end up just not emailing you after a day

>>25637785
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s083le86J0Hh
That's your fault, not mine and it's still no excuse :^)

>>25637785
>high school courses
UNDERAGE B&

>>>/out/
>>>/trash/

>>25637813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LE2HcwLKye

>>25637775
I will, I will. Emailing is nice :)
>>25637785
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cyUKZkIGYt
>>25637796
Aww
>>25637813
rip disease
>>25637849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02q8yOkVeRF

>>25637844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MHH2NF7IUM

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>>25637849
Why are canucks such plebs?

>>25637872
>Aww
Sorry man, it's just the way it goes
At least you're half way to having a qt southern gf :^)

>>25637875
lol.
>>25637891
:/ alright. haha, I wish.

tell me a story of a time you fucked up

>>25637872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YuAh4fjwJ5
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gYhjVLkL4y

>>25637875
>have you never heard of having to go back to high school to take prerequisites
I guess that would happen if you're too dumb for remedial classes.

>>25637923
Hey we all have disappointments right?
I've got some abstract feels that you won't ever have to worry about so be thankful :^)

>>25637549
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XS0sZU539P

>>25638023
Say >>25636670
I want as many replies to this as possible

>>25637932
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qfUxfSvW8G
>>25637944
Addressing 1st part: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rx03M7HbPL
2nd part:http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tt96m8Xuug
>>25637952
epik
>>25637963
o shit. What kind of abstract feels? :o
>>25638023
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M99YZRghm5
>>25638039
I second this. :^ )

>>25638039
For that matter you >>25636968 say it too

I'm gonna sleep now. If anyone from the thread wants to keep in touch leave your skype/email/whatever and I will try to get back to you. Here's a song snippet to say goodnight, thanks for the great thread y'all:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AIMHCaGEq7

>>25637932
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1whJC15HzhT

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>>25638064
>o shit. What kind of abstract feels? :o

>be devout Catholic
>desperately want a lesbian friend

>don't even call non-Catholics Christians
>want an Eastern Orthodox gf (kek at the thought of me getting any gf)
These are the weirdest feelings
>>25638075
We've already talked on skype

>>25638075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gLIQf8pLhO
>>25638104
That does seem quite peculiar.

>>25638115
Doesn't help that I'm an argumentative prick and the only experience I've had with a lesbian was one telling me everyone hated me because I'm an asshole in high school.
You'd think I want to avoid them like the plague

>>25638064
for the first - http://vocaroo.com/i/s00RntJhnSR6
for the second - http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pc8eXE1QCE
no idea what it sounds like, didn't finish the song, yadda yadda
hope my mic doesn't get too abrasive.

>>25638039
Sure, why not.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15DUAlf8j4H

>>25638221
Saved thank you
>>25638207
your turn

>>25638170
Jesus fuck. Don't worry. All the girls around me hate me. They all think I'm weird. :/
>>25638207
1st: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pit052glzt
2nd: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MPir1ymOHf
>>25638221
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u48qAr1F5C

I'll be on for a bit longer but I might fall asleep out of nowhere soon.
Again, if anyone would like to email me and stay in contact
it is: [email protected]
Although im in vocaroo threads a lot as well so you'll find me here tripfagging a lot.

>>25638353
>Jesus fuck. Don't worry. All the girls around me hate me. They all think I'm weird. :/
That's a less abstract feel I can share with you

>>25638399
Yeah..yours are interesting. :\

>>25638417
Man I've lurked lesgenerals on /lgbt/
If I could afford a therapist I imagine he'd think I was completely fucked in the head (for this other reasons)

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>>25636599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kGxlxfw7xW

>>25638207
I'd especially like to keep contact with you t b h.
I like your singing a lot.

>>25638528
I'm off to bed now. Good night

>>25638528
>[email protected]
sent you an email

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>tfw shit voice
>tfw no husky voiced gf

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ONKpmWilXD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xfzQBXtnuV
r8 my impersonations bls

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J7uxNPQX81