TOMBOY THREAD
first for come back and post in this thread cute tomboy scott pilgrim
where do I find tomboys?I'm a non-NEET femboy chad. if you google "bishounen", that's me.
>>25506136
Third for seconding this fact. Be my new bestie.
We all have seen this girl at the bus
>>25506155
Can I have your looks anon? I found my tomboy qt but I'm terrified she won't be attracted to me
She says she prefers pretty men
>>25506155
they're outside somewhere
wtf is this shit doing in my swamp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zkF7mThcus
>>25506183
That's just gross, why do you have such low standards?
Doesn't even look like a tomboy.
>>25506242
the fuck are smoking nigga? she's mondo qt. better get off the ashley train, it's warping your standards
>>25506201
>Can I have your looks anon?
If I could burn a copy for you I would, Anon.
>>25506211
>outside
I've looked. They don't seem to gather in the places I travel to.
>>25506289
>They don't seem to gather in the places I travel to.
probably because youre a huge mega nerd
>>25506242
I bet you she looks more boy than u nigger
>>25506316
>probably because youre a huge mega nerd
Not really. I'm only a little bit of a nerd.
>>25506329
whatever you nerd
>>25506274
She's mondo homely, nothing wrong with that but don't sell it as something else.
>>25506338
Your words cut like a knife, Anon. Straight to the bone.
>>25506155
I used to be really close friends with a tomboy. No short hair in this pic but she used to have short hair (I just don't want to post pictures of her at 15, that's weird)
We had been close friends since really early childhood. She had a sweet ass and everything and it's not like I wasn't attracted to her, but I never had any interest to go down that route.
I stopped talking to her after highschool and feel bad about it. I stopped talking to everyone after highschool.
>tfw no more tomboy friend to wrestle
>>25506274
>Piercings
>Short
>Not fit
>dyed hair
>Cheap clothes
Not that great family.
>>25506376
Tbh senpai thats how I want my girl to be
>>25506242
>>25506274
>>25506376
>>25506387
will you nerds quit fighting over that blurry-ass creepshot?
it's not actually possible to tell what she looks like in that shit so cut out this emotional investment crap
>>25506376
>piercings
nothing wrong with that
>short
most girls are
>not fit
would make her qter but not a huge problem
>dyed hair
not an obnoxious tumblr color
>cheap clothes
fair enough. I was mostly thinking facially
Where do I find a best friend that looks like pic related?
>>25506405
I can tell, do you need glasses or is your monitor not able to display the image in an adequate resolution?
>>25506099
fuck tomboys they are fucking sluts who usually have a harem of beta orbiters. "I get along better with guys then girls" xD of course they want to be around you because they want to fuck you.
>>25506405
how is this "emotional investment"? I just said she's qt. imo. in my opinion.
image is blurry but you can tell she's qt. why are we arguing about this? christ
>>25506446
>>25506469
both of you combined are everything that's wrong with this world
>>25506437
In your dreams only m8
>>25506469
Nigga you must live in the boonies if you think that ho is cute, punk ass poorshit.
These threads have lowered in quality dramatically.
>>25506136
You mean Ramona?
>>25506533
Why Are you so upset? Serious question;
The girl in the OP isn't that great either.
>>25506437
in this thread, right here, right now
>>25506566
sorry the expression of my opinion about one fucking photo makes you assblasted. I personally don't come here to jack off to other people's opinions of women but that's just me
Is this pic tomboyish?
Idk anymore desu
>>25506183
A qt like that used to ride the bus the same time as me last year. I always hoped she'd sit next to me and strike up conversation. She did one day but all I did was hold my breath and try not to move.
>>25506623
In that case how do I make cute tomboys like her become my best friend?
>>25506627
You fucking know it
>>25506463
That's why tomboys make the best bros. There's no reason to be a beta orbiter to girls you can't fug, but that doesn't mean you can't be bros.
the anon from the last thread can I add more friends to steam just got my first one just now
>>25506623
Be my friend pham?
>>25506627
She's actually cute.
>>25506626
You don't seem to understand what a tomboy is, the girl you posted is your average girl.
>>25506672
I have no fucking clue
This isn't an original commet
>>25506616
>Why Are you so upset? Serious question
I'm not really upset, I'm just bantering really
but your little catfight is kind of silly so I think you should stop
>>25506663
When you try to look forward but your eyes automaticly look at her legs with her hands on them
>>25506810
WIll do, continue your thread then and sorry for interrupting.
>tfw Tomboys must be fit.
>>25506860
Were you on the bus too
>>25506866
>>tfw Tomboys must be fit.
that seems logical to me; how else are they supposed to hold you down after a long bout of play-wrestling, their thigh "accidentally" rubbing between both of yours?
that's going to require some strength. just sayin'
>>25506791
I guess I could just post an email address and say that Kurt seems pretty like a pretty cool person and I want us to be bros. Yeah, I'll try that.
Kurt, you seem pretty like a pretty cool person and I want us to be bros.
You can email me at [email protected]
>>25506906
Thats my way to school
As a still student I love spotting short haired girls and hope to end up next to them
I dont have good pics lurkmode activated bye
>>25507025
>[email protected]
What the fuck kind of name is Labe?
>>25507086
A tomboy pussy slayer name
>>25507086
It's a strong man, brother. Runs in the family. Not that it's an uncommon name in Canada.
>>25507171
Snap into a slim jim brah
>>25507171
Wait
Wait what
COMB?
Y/N
>>25507349
Jesus, this is a relic of better times.
>>25507349
No lie, man. No original comments either.
uh yes opinions?
>>25507349
lack of sound is a fucking crime
>>25507476
Very cure butnot you. She was already posted in the last thread I think.
>>25507476
If that's you why are you drifting from /soc/? Nice panties, you're cute.
Can we please stop post all this Kittenposting cancer.
>>25507165
More like the name of somebody who still doesn't have a tomboy bestie.
>>25507555
What should I post instead?
>>25507512
My badI just arrived
>>25507529
Haha, no. I am nowhere near this
>>25507594
Are you a grill or shitposter?Even if there's no difference
>>25507614
I amthe shitiestof shitposters
>>25507568
I hope Labe finds a tomboy one day to be bros with.
>>25507629
I hope a real man makes him into his own faggot trap tomboy
>>25507568
I would make you kiss me, Labe.
>>25507654
I wouldn't mind that desu senpai.
I might even prefer it.
Being a tomboy sounds pretty great.
>>25506469
We're arguing because you're wrong, asshole.
Looking at the girl's hair being way too long for a tomboy to begin with, her dirty punk look and that autistic shade of orange red makes everything about her awful.
>>25507664
Are you a tomboy? We can make arrangements.
Which should I play before going to bed?
You know, instead of having a tomboy gf.
>>25507568S-Sent.
You have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original.
>>25507171
>>25507262
Labe isn't a common name anywhere.
>>25507759
is that you kurt
>>25507759
W A K E M E U Pthanks mr. robot
>>25507775
Yes. I was trying to sleep but I accidentally took a five hour nap earlier so it isn't working out very well for me.
>>25507839
well that sucks, im gonna get some sleep myself. Thanks for posting, youre very qt and I hope everything good happens to you.
>>25507839Take Melatonin.
>>25507873
Oyasumi senpai.
>>25507883
I really should butI'm emailing my new bestie.
>>25507839
Damn
Can I be your friend too?
>>25507915
Sure. Post email?
>>25506463
They're really easy to fuck tho.
I have a tomboy friend and we play vidya, end up wrestling, then fucking, then more vidya and fucking and then I go home
>>25508025
[email protected]
I might be a bit slow to reply right now since I'm arguing with my sister.
>>25508068
>I might be a bit slow to reply right now since I'm arguing with my sister.
What a bizarre thing to say.
Tomboys hate black guys, even the non Tyrone's.
Good thing I have my onahole and asmr
>>25508121
t. Original Memeposta
>>25508184
Lel, I actually like that meme.
HOL UP
WE WAZ KANGZ
Better than the usual "ooga booga", that was getting boring.
2016 is gonna be the year when memes and real life become a singularity
>tfw no qt short haired milf gf who likes feet
WHY AM I STILL ALIVE
>>25508045
>They're really easy to fuck tho
fuck that shit enjoy kissing her after she sucked some off hours ago and going down on her while she still has fresh cum from her other beta orbiter. Women of today are fucking disgusting prostitutes and lack femininity. they are fucking useless as well and don't even know how to cook.
>>25508412
>Rescue Rangers tattoo
Well that's a first.
>b-but s-she's so unique with short hair
>she's not stacey!
>s-she's a typical petite 10/10 feminine girl, she's special!
ALL men want Stacey. I was truly androgynous for a year and what did I get? No one wanted me. Men looked disgusted when they found out my gender, and girls would harass me when I tried to use the restroom. I hate all of you
>>25508511
Post a pic family
Let's see it
>>25508511
just find a bf who is into traps. not so hard was it?
>>25508511
dubs confirm they were lying and that youre actually a qt
>>25508545
no fuck off
>>25508555
traps have a dick. the market for real reverse traps that move and sound like boys while having girl parts is zero.
every goddamn pic in these threads are the exact same, 5'5" full lips stacey bitch. you're all delusional for thinking she's somehow not the same type of girl who mocked you in high school
>>25508610
The girl I like is a reverse trap and I think she's 10/10
She's obviously more feminine than a guy, but she's pretty androgynous.I think she looks a little like Justin Bieber t.b.h
>>25508610
>no fuck off
totally invalidated your whole statement. now you just seem like a roastie who's dying for attention
>>25508654
>not posting my picture means i crave attention
>>25508652
good, you're an outlier amongst all these idiots
>>25508511
>I hate all of you
Why? I've spent my entire life looking for a girl like you, I'm sorry I never found you.
If you want to hate me, fine. But don't just do it over the internet. Come here and beat me up,then hatefuck me.
>>25508418
>going down on a girl
>ever
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>kissing an easy slut
Just don't miss her then
>expecting femininity from a tomboy
Are you actually retarded?
>>25508456
Bruh, I remember having that on s really shitty vhs tape.
Watched it like a hundred times.
Good shit
>>25508511
Be my gf pls
>>25508673
Post a pic pls qt
Androgynous girls are qt as fug :3
>>25508045
>I have a tomboy friend and we play vidya, end up wrestling, then fucking, then more vidya and fucking and then I go home
People claim to have a friend like this every single tomboy thread on every single board, and I never ever believe it.
>>2550861
someone is jealous but trust me I know a guy who is dating a girl that almost looks like a man. you just need to look for guys who like traps they will dig the short hair.
>>25508673
you came in here complaining about how ugly you are and how no guy wants you, how you hate all of us or whatever, yet when people ask you to post a damn pic, you refuse
>>25508511
>truly andro girl
I'd fuck the shit out of you, you have no idea.
post a pic or wallow in your loneliness, I care not.
>>25508756
no anon, i didn't look like an androgynous girl. i looked, talked, and had the body language of a 14 year old boy. that's what infuriates me about these threads. every single post is stacey with short hair. i'm out this is pointless i just wanted to inform you all that you're fucking morons and stacey with any length hair will never give you the time of day
>>25508511
>No one wanted me.
Nice try, but you're all I ever wanted.
>>25508808
Nothing you're saying is making me want to fuck you less, stop feeling sorry for yourself and have rough sex with me instead.
>>25508720
>Are you actually retarded?
No I meant modern day females in general lack femininity and I find it extremely unattractive. they want to act like men.be as sexual as men and speak like men. I like how many of them are strong and independent but can also be feminine at the same time.
>>25508808
>no anon, i didn't look like an androgynous girl. i looked, talked, and had the body language of a 14 year old boyThat's what I like
>>25508808
post a pic you fucking coward
if you haven't figured it out by now, 90% of the replies you're going to get will be guys worshipping your body.
>>25508808
>stacey with any length hair will never give you the time of day
Neither will truly androgynous girls, apparently. Which is a shame, because that's exactly the kind of person I'm looking for.
>>25508720
>never going down on a girl
Undateable.
>>25508720
>going down on a girl
>ever
Thanks for admitting you've never had a girlfriend for more than a week.
>>25508808
>all that shit I didn't read
I could not care less, if you have a vagina and low enough self esteem to be seen with someone like a robot, you're gold and I'm diamonds
>>25508910
Lel nope. Longest relationship was 3 years. Didn't go down on the bitch once, nor any other.
Only did it to the girl who took my virginity cus I was returning the favor.
Eating a girl out is so fucking beta and disgusting. Licking up all her yeast and dried period blood and Chad's cum. You're a faggot, faggot.
>>25508891
Why would I want some disgusting 4chan whore? I've fucked 5 femanons from cgl, b, r9k, soc, and x, and you're all disgusting and spout memes like retards
Also
>dating
Not gonna fall for that meme again.
>>25508808
>i looked, talked, and had the body language of a 14 year old boy.
Would you have moaned like a 14 year old boy when I hold you down and fuck you? You're pretty feisty you know that? Like you're trying to get me angry.
I bet even you would have looked pretty girly with your face down and ass up, begging for me to punish you harder.
>>25509072
>Eating a girl out is so fucking beta
Congratulations, anon, you're literally omega-tier.
>>25509072
>Only did it to the girl who took my virginity cus I was returning the favor.
>Returning the favour
Fucking is mutual if you're not bad at it, bro.
>>25509072
>Not giving your gf a screaming orgasm with your tongue that will make her love you unconditionally
wew lad
>>25509072
Ahahahah, I don't even want to start with this post.
>>25509072
>Lel nope. Longest relationship was 3 years. Didn't go down on the bitch once, nor any other.
Any girl willing to stay with you for 3 years was probably really really desperate, my man.
Then again, if you're worried so much about licking up Chad's cum than maybe there was another reason.
>>25509072
>Eating a girl out is so fucking beta and disgusting. Licking up all her yeast and dried period blood and Chad's cum. You're a faggot, faggot.
the layers of insecurity and self-hatred in this line alone
this would take a top team of scientists years to decipher and categorize
I legitimately feel bad for the person who made this post
the only way they could atone for this level of autism could be to end their lives immediately.
>>25509072
>Licking up all her yeast and dried period blood and Chad's cum. You're a faggot, faggot.
There wouldn't be any of Chad's cum in there for you to worry about if you actually satisfied her in bed.
>>25509138
>ywn experience KLK for the first time again
>Satsuki will never ride you
Feels horrible
>>25509121
>caring about a woman's pleasure
The fuck do I care if she cums or not? She keeps coming around for more dick, so obviously she's enjoying it.
I also don't care about pleasing or impressing females, because I'm not a faggot
>>25509098
Girls can get a dog or some day fuck to lap them up.
You're the beta, faggot.
>>25509110
Once again, I don't care for her pleasure
>>25509072
>every single woman I've ever had sex with has been simultaneously fucking a superior male
is this your fetish, or some kind of weird self-hating meme?
it this narcissism?
I'm genuinely confused.
>>25509227
>I hate women and every woman I've ever liked was being fucked by someone better than me
Seriously this is fucking weird, is this your fetish or something?
>>25509227
Could you explain to me the appeal of cuckoldry? Like, memes aside I honestly don't understand it.
>>25509227
>wanting to be a cuck
wew lad
>>25509211
>>>/int/
She's not my girlfriend, so why do I care she fucks on the side?
>>25509187
She was a model, so idk if she was desperate.
She could've had anyone.
She caught me cheating and we split up.
>>25509195
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
>>25509227
so...cuckoldry isn't just a meme? it's a real thing?
can you explain the appeal to the rest of us?
>>25509308
>cheats
>has the audacity to complain about women at all
Kill Yourself My Man
>>25509227
>I don't like women
>I hate vagina
>I only like dick
this is getting weirder by the post desu senpai
>>25509308
>She was a model, so idk if she was desperate.
>She could've had anyone.
>She caught me cheating and we split up.
You have to be over 18 to post on this website.
>>25509308
>I'm literally a cuck!
why would you...brag about this?
No, seriously.
Seriously.
explain this to me.
>>25506183
Lovely
Bloxbloxblox
>>25509235
>>25509326
I spend 0 time or money on my fuckbuddies.
They literally come to me after some small dick beta bought them dinner and presents. How am I the cuck?
>>25509415
>They literally come to me after some small dick beta bought them dinner and presents. How am I the cuck?
This is pathetic, seriously anon.
Try harder.
>>25509415
>How am I the cuck?
the part where you admitted over multiple posts that you're a cuck?
I mean seriously
are you even reading your own replies lol
>>25509415
>repeatedly states that he is unequivocally a cuck
>"how am I a cuck"
>>25509435
>>25509453
To be a cuck, I'd have to be in a relationship with these women, and be OK with them fucking other guys.
I'm not in a relationship with anyone, so how am I the cuck??
>>25509072
>>25509227
>>25509308
Alpha doesn't start with an E, anon.
>>25509345
>>25509254
I hate women more than anything.
Why else would I be here?
>>25509479
>he's not even "in a relationship"
you are literally the definition of an omega male
why are you even speaking to me? you are literally trash.
>omega cuck pathetically attempts to derail a tomboy thread with his gay fetish
can we PLEASE quit talking about this faggot about resume posting qts now?
>>25509516
>not in a relationship
>get frequent NSA sex from girls with bf's and husbands
Yeah, I'm the omega :4)
Gnight, robots
>hates women
>emphatically prefers dick
why are we still replying to this queerbait?
>>25509539
Fuck your faggot thread and fucking girls that look like boys .
Stupid nigger
>>25509541
RUN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COWARD
lmfao, he's such a badass ladies man that he cant take even 45 seconds of jeering from strangers on the internet. what a champ!
>>25509564
When the fuck did I say anything about liking dick?
>>25509576
Well meme'd
>>25509575
Hi cuck
you're still here? I thought you said "Gnight"
>>25509588
>he's still here
>three posts after saying he left
wew
e
w
lad
a
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>>25509588
>that pic
So you admit that you're a faggot?
At what point was this supposed to get better for you?
>>25509590
>>25509603
Looking for vid to fap to so I can fall asleep.
Sauce me some shit, faggots
>>25509611
These are all stupid niggertwitter memes that I have on my phone.
>>25509588
>admits to loving cock
>admits to being a cuck
>repeatedly claims to have exited the thread
>is still here
>no evidence whatsoever that he's ever even spoken to a female
This is a classic sissy fetish reply chain, by the way.
You're almost certainly jerking off to these replies.
>>25509631
>claims to be fucking girls on the regular
>admits to desperately searching for porn
>while religiously replying to /r9k/ in a desperate attempt to salvage his anonymous ego
you couldn't make this shit up if you tried
>>25509632
>You're almost certainly jerking off to these replies.
>>25509650
>religiously replying to /r9k/ in a desperate attempt to salvage his anonymous ego
something is happening here
what it is I do not know
>>25506616
She's kinda great
>>25506437
This girl is really cute.
>mfw tomboys don't want a black guy
>>25506099
low test thread
>>25509833
>tfw I'm a white guy
>>25509833
I share your pain, brother>>25508272
White guys don't know how easy they have it
>>25509833
>>25509885
>being black
>ever
nice job faggots
>>25506099
>tfw no sassy tomboy to bully
>>25510017
>tfw no sassy tomboy to ruthlessly combat for physical dominance
>tfw regardless of who wins it ends in rough, sweaty, vulnerability-revealing sex
>tfw waking up in the morning with a strong female curled around you, mumbling "I love you, Anon."
>>25507025
>>25507086
>>25507568
>>25507759
>ywn be as alpha as Labe
>>25510253
She emailed me too
>>25510276
Labe got her first.
>>25510296
And I still got what I wanted :^)
>>25510320
But do you have what she wants? Labe does, Labe does.
>>25510345
I just want to be friends
I've already got a qt short haired tomboy that wants my dick
tfw no pissed off qt tomboy gf
I sort of knew a tomboy once, it was back in primary.
Looking back it was weird, she was a mix of both really. She liked boys toys, and talked to guys a lot, but still had long hair and dressed like a girl. We were good friends, and I used to talk to her a lot.
I still remember the last few weeks of school. A bunch of us were talking about girls and boys we liked, when it came to my turn I just said "I don't really like anyone" and she responded saying "It's okay Anon, you can say you like me."
Last time I saw her or at least I believe I saw her, was around 5 years ago. She looked full tomoko. I didn't go up and talk to her as I didn't know if it was her, but it was still a close resemblance if it was.
Shame these days being a tomboys seem to be dying out. They were usually the ones that were interesting to talk to.