Short Quest Part 2!

Rolled 6, 9 = 15 (2d50)

Place bucket on head and pretend to be a knight.
Always stay in character.
Never remove the bucket. Ever.

Rolled 17, 43 = 60 (2d50)

>>872430
fuck, forgot to turn off my name.
also, re-roll

Rolled 14, 4 = 18 (2d50)

>>872212
stand on bucket and jump to reach the rope.

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>>872430
>>872440
You place the bucket on your head and become No-Dick, knight of Teeny!

What now?

Inventory (3/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET

Rolled 28, 15 = 43 (2d50)

>>872605
jump to climb the rope

wait, what happened to the rope he had around his waist?

Rolled 17, 37 = 54 (2d50)

>>872702
do this, but while reciting the Epic of Gilgamesh at the top of your lungs.

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>>872771
>>872702
You start climbing up the rope while loudly reciting an epic tale!

However, it seems to have attracted some unwanted attention...

I was gonna mention this in the OP, but forgot. No-Dick took off the rope near the "hook" so he could walk over to the tower.

Cont.

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>>872947
You then enter the top floor.
There isn't really much here, just a HOLE in the floor, and two MICE sniffing some really old CHEESE.

What now?

Inventory (3/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET

Rolled 30, 32 = 62 (2d50)

>>872963
pocket the cheese and put the mice in the bucket

then why didn't he bring it with him?

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>>873040
You put the OLD CHEESE in your inventory and put the two MICE in the BUCKET
It seems like your adventures will be a lot less lonely now

What now?

Inventory (4/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET w/ MICE(2), OLD CHEESE

Because he's a dumbo

Rolled 32, 13 = 45 (2d50)

>>873214
peer down the hole
If the coast is clear, pull the rope up & tie it to the windowsill to climb down the hole.

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>>873279
You use the rope to head down to the second floor.
There's quite a bit here. A bunch of TWIGS are scattered on the floor along with a RUG. There's a pair of KEYS hanging on the wall. There's a table with a CASSETTE TAPE and a NOTE on it.

What now?

Inventory (4/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET w/ MICE(2), OLD CHEESE

Rolled 12, 25 = 37 (2d50)

>>873426

Whip your dick out and start furiously masturbating

Rolled 36, 43 = 79 (2d50)

>>873426
>>873951
this, fap while reading the note
then cum on it

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>>874169
>>873951
You start to masturbate, but then you realize that not you're called No Dick for nothing!
What a sad miserable existence you live.

Cont.

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>>875319
Oh well, you read the note anyway.

It seems to be written by the same skeleton you saw back at the house, but a little bit before the first note.

What now?

Inventory (4/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET w/ MICE(2), OLD CHEESE

Rolled 37, 10 = 47 (2d50)

>>875322
take the keys, tape & twigs and wear the rug like a cape.

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>>875709
You take all that shit and put it into your inventory. The rug makes you look like a real knight now!
Underneath the rug was another hole.

What now?

Inventory (8/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET w/ MICE(2), OLD CHEESE, RUG, KEYS, CASSETTE TAPE, TWIGS(5)

I'm still here, just to let you guys know

Rolled 49, 13 = 62 (2d50)

>>875906
Drop the table down the hole

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>>877275
You drop the table down to the lowest level. It lands completely safe.
You'd hate to break a such a good-looking table.

What now?

Inventory (8/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET w/ MICE(2), OLD CHEESE, RUG, KEYS, CASSETTE TAPE, TWIGS(5)

Rolled 34, 15 = 49 (2d50)

>>877330
step down to the next level.

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>>877360
You finally reach down to the bottom floor using the table you carefully dropped down.

There is a very large SWITCH and a POSTER on the wall. On the floor, there's two CHAIRS and a crumpled up piece of PAPER.

What now?

Inventory (8/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET w/ MICE(2), OLD CHEESE, RUG, KEYS, CASSETTE TAPE, TWIGS(5)

Rolled 9, 3 = 12 (2d50)

>>877592
take a leak in the corner

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>>877812
You take a leak in the corner

Whew

What now?

Inventory (8/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET w/ MICE(2), OLD CHEESE, RUG, KEYS, CASSETTE TAPE, TWIGS(5)

Rolled 33, 34 = 67 (2d50)

>>877903
stack the chairs on the table, climb on top and do a backflip

how does he pee standing up if No Dick?

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>>878068
You stack up the furniture and do back flip off of it, landing on the floor above.

It's because he's a guy, duh

What now?

Inventory (8/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET w/ MICE(2), OLD CHEESE, RUG, KEYS, CASSETTE TAPE, TWIGS(5)

Rolled 11, 6 = 17 (2d50)

>>878225
go back down and read the poster and paper

>>878319
Alright, this will be tomorrow's

I sure wish we had more people, but I suppose that's just /qst/'s nature.
Thanks for sticking with me, VuZ

>>878419
np, I'm kinda trying to stall by doing useless stuff anyway.
hope for more peops tomorrow.

Rolled 32, 8 = 40 (2d50)

>>878225

>>878319
This, but also pull the switch.

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>>878319
You take a look at the poster on the bottom floor.
It seems to be just a picture of the planet you're on, but a little bit different. Weird.

Cont.

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>>881014
You then look at the crumpled piece of paper.
It seems to be another poster, but of the propaganda type.
The strange man above the green guys gives off an unnerving vibe

What now?

Inventory (8/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET w/ MICE(2), OLD CHEESE, RUG, KEYS, CASSETTE TAPE, TWIGS(5)

Rolled 4, 35 = 39 (2d50)

>>881022
Take poster.

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>>881038
You're not sure which poster to take, so you just take both. You carefully put both posters into your inventory while maintaining a blank stare.
In your mind, you think about everything that has happened to you recently. You escaped the house you were born into, even though you didn't know why you were there in the first place. You then proceeded to drop the house into a pool of lava, and defied logic by standing on the ceiling, which turned out to be a planet. You also became knight of the Land of Teeny, and explored a tower with random junk scattered about it. You thought about these things has you took this very eventful turn.

What now?

Inventory (9/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET w/ MICE(2), OLD CHEESE, RUG, KEYS, CASSETTE TAPE, TWIGS(5), POSTERS(2)

Rolled 8, 4 = 12 (2d50)

>>881208
Press switch then.

There's 2 poster?
I thought one of them is just crumpled piece of paper.

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>>881276
You press the big switch on the wall.
You suddenly feel a rumble coming from outside.

What now?

Inventory (9/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET w/ MICE(2), OLD CHEESE, RUG, KEYS, CASSETTE TAPE, TWIGS(5), POSTERS(2)

>>881276
Oh yeah, the piece of paper is technically a poster, so I wasn't sure which you meant

>>881401
dice+2d50
wrap yourself in rug, snuggle with mice and sing a lullaby

>>881447
why cant i roll man ;-;

Rolled 25, 69, 379 = 473 (3d450)

>>881447
>>881453
You have to put it in the "Options" field, right above where you normally type, like this

Rolled 9, 17 = 26 (2d20)

>>881491
tank you anon, may you find a good leftover pizza you forgot about earlier
>>881447
reroll

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>>881447
You get comfy and start to sing. You feel warmth for the first time in your life.
You feel pretty good.

What now?

Inventory (9/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET w/ MICE(2), OLD CHEESE, RUG, KEYS, CASSETTE TAPE, TWIGS(5), POSTERS(2)

Rolled 32, 11 = 43 (2d50)

>>881537
Tapdance the fuck outta here to check out that noise.

>>881561
without a pair of tap shoes, it's going to sound "plap plap plap"

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>>881561
You tap dance AAAAALLL the way up to the top floor to get out through the window.

Cont.

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>>881642
Looking outside, there seems to be two beings outside. Those are Coblins! They seem to be a part of whatever that OBEY poster was about.
It appears they haven't noticed you yet.

What now?

Inventory (9/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET w/ MICE(2), OLD CHEESE, RUG, KEYS, CASSETTE TAPE, TWIGS(5), POSTERS(2)

>>881653
Pop them both in the head with precise shots from our air gun, using the mice as ammunition.

Rolled 4, 14 = 18 (2d50)

>>881666
>>881670
fuck me

Rolled 19, 8 = 27 (2d20)

>>881653
coblins as in cool goblins?
fly a paper plane made from that OBEY poster and send a mouse as your representative and a twig as the symbol of peace

>>881678
This will be tomorrow's

Just a heads up, next week is finals for me, so things MIGHT get rocky. I'm planning on coming back tomorrow night, around 7 or 8 EST.

Until then, think positive and believe in yourself

>>881746
i vill, thank you op
do good on exam k i believe in you and so do your loved ones
see you with mmister niggerbastarde around

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>>881678
You send one of your little mice as a diplomat. He brings with him a stick of peace!

Cont/

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>>884309
Unfortunately, the Coblins seem to have taken him hostage. One of them sees you and shouts

Coblin 1: OI, WHAT ARE YA DOIN' UP THERE, CROK

What now?

Inventory (9/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET w/ MOUSE, OLD CHEESE, RUG, KEYS, CASSETTE TAPE, TWIGS(4), POSTER

Rolled 41, 24 = 65 (2d50)

>>884325
Ask 'em why they wanna know.

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>>884419
You ask them what they want.
The one replies:

Coblin 1: THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA TO LOWLIFE HUMANS LIKE YOU, CROK. COME DOWN IMMEDIATELY, AND WE MIGHT TRY TO PUT YOU IN A SLIGHTLY MORE COMFORTABLE DUNGEON.

What now?

Inventory (9/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET w/ MOUSE, OLD CHEESE, RUG, KEYS, CASSETTE TAPE, TWIGS(4), POSTER

Rolled 3, 32 = 35 (2d50)

>>884531
Comply.

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>>884579
You use the rope from the tower to climb down and agree to the Coblin's demands

Coblin 1: HAHAHA! What til the boss hears bout this one! Alright, filthy, here's the deal: our ride won't be here for a couple days, so you're gonna stay put until then, got it?

You notice something in the distance. Isn't that new?

What now?

Inventory (9/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET w/ MOUSE, OLD CHEESE, RUG, KEYS, CASSETTE TAPE, TWIGS(4), POSTER

Rolled 10, 25 = 35 (2d50)

>>884711
Let's see how this plays out.

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>>884715
You decide to wait a few days until their "ride" arrives.

Coblin 1: Finally, crok. Let's get you on board and put you into Swashbank Prison where all you humans belong! HAHAHAHA! Then after that we can investigate this place properly.

What now?

Inventory (9/10): AIR GUN(2), CHOCO CANDY, BUCKET w/ MOUSE, OLD CHEESE, RUG, KEYS, CASSETTE TAPE, TWIGS(4), POSTER

Put the UFO in your inventory.
Then assault the Coblins with the rolled up poster like you're disciplining a cat.

>>885489
You need to roll, but I suppose I'll do it since you're the only one.
This will be in the next thread, which might be in a few days, so keep your eyes on the catalog.

Anyways, thanks again to all who participated!
I'm already starting to plan out the story more, so you can look forward to that!

Rolled 39, 17 = 56 (2d50)

>>885489
This
but maybe use your poster to pull a fancy disarm and take their spears.

Rolled 7, 18 = 25 (2d50)

>>884882
invite the Coblins to a sightseeing picnic at the thing over there

>>888924
aw I want to see it