CULTURAL EVOLUTION THREAD 6

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The Brush Tribe is the first to appease their Dragon successfully.

Appeasing the Dragon will provide the option to add two cultural traits to your own tribe, force the addition or modification of another cultural trait to another tribe, or bring them as a weapon upon another tribe, halving their population and Incidental Birthrate.

Slaying the Dragon, meanwhile, will provide your tribe with an ample supply of meat, enough to increase your Incidental Birthrate by 1 permanently, as well as supply you with the nearly-indestructible Dragon Scales, and a healthy supply of Dragon Bone, which can light itself on fire and is generally awesome.

Current Population Counts
Ore Tribe: 60 people. (1 incidental birth per year)
Sand Tribe: 53 people. (3 incidental births per year)
Tree Tribe: 51 people. (3 incidental births per year)
Mire Tribe: 49 people. (3 incidental births per year)
Brush Tribe: 30 people. (3 incidental births per year)
Grasslands Tribe: 39 people. (3 incidental births per year)
Jungle Tribe: 29 people (4 incidental births per year)
Ravine Tribe: 27 people (2 incidental births per year)
Valley Tribe: 17 people (2 incidental births per year)

Current Trading Routes
Ore Tribe & Sand Tribe: Temporarily Cancelled by the Mountain Dragon
Tree Tribe & Mire Tribe: Tree Tribe receives Silken Fishing Nets, Mire Tribe receives Wood & Bark.
Brush Tribe & Jungle Tribe: It's a thing I guess.
Jungle Tribe & Grasslands Tribe: Jungle Tribe gets Horses and Medicine Knowledge, Grasslands Tribe gets Fire and Poison and DICKING, so a birthrate buff.

AYYYY

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Here is the description of every land's Dragon (I would still greatly appreciate draw friends to hop on this if possible). Unless otherwise noted, assume their underbelly is a vague peach color.

Mountain Dragon (Ore Tribe) - Two vestigial wings, eight arms/legs, black scales.
Desert Dragon (Desert Tribe) - Four vestigial wings, six arms/legs, sand-colored scales.
Forest Dragon (Tree Tribe) - Five heads (long necks), no wings (I lied), four arms/legs, green scales with a brown underbelly.
Swamp Dragon (Mire Tribe) - Two heads, four wings, four arms/legs, two tails, purple scales.
Savannah Dragon (Brush Tribe) - Two MASSIVE wings, four arms/legs, three tails, red scales.
Plains Dragon (Grasslands Tribe) - Six wings, no limbs, two tails, rainbow colored scales in the color of the 5 Gods.
Rainforest Dragon (Jungle Tribe) - Three heads, six arms/legs, six vestigial wings, six tails, dark green scales and a black underbelly.
Tremorous Dragon (Ravine Tribe) - Two legs, two big wings, a tail much, much longer than its body with an ankylosaur's club at the end, turquoise scales.
Sky Dragon (Valley Tribe) - No limbs, just a long neck, long tail, and two big wings that can block out the sun. White scales.

>>77140
>>77156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o22i_gqAf_o

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The end of this turn, we introduce the Glacier Tribe, bee tee dubs

>>77114
claimed

I hope you're happy, friends!

literally my richard's civ game

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>>77205
and before anyone asks, no, you can't claim the glacier tribe before they're introduced, fuck off m8

YEEE

>>77275
Richard should we post turns?

>>77301
We should ask the Ore trib for Iron in addition to the knowledge because that means we'd have more resources to trade with them later unless they give it to us for free

>>77301
Wait until there are more people and start some discussions, and then I'll ask for turn summaries. I need at least one representative from each tribe here, so we don't waste undue time.

brb anyway my girlfriend is making me choke her

Guys
we have grass, brush, sand, and mire tribe here If any other tribes are lurking let yourself be known. Don't let the dream die.

>>77342

Brush tribe in the house

>>77442
grass is present

....I don't remember what we were going t d
OH RIGHT

- Build a statue of cut gems in the shape of the dragon to appease it
- Explore the Ruins

...I think. It's been a while
Might have been some defense stuff
I need to sleep tho so if Richard asks and no other Ravine people show up, someone please point him in this direction

>>77488
Got You

>>77477
>>77488
>>77499
Witch craft...

Claimed for tree tribe

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>>77499
I knew sand tribe were bros

>>77515
>>77340

>>77213

Hello happy friend.

Here is what we have so far for our turn. We have some time to make adjustments if we want
Ingenuity, a way for us to be able to glean the potential for happiness from anything. Those with this ability become priest are adapt at making happy new developments. The more they smoke the better they are at coming up with ideas get closer to our God.

The other would be something like the Sun imbues our people with the burning spirit of the sun, where they are fearless, never give up or lose will power in the face of any obstacle and become fierce warriors.

Our first action should be to continue work on the lumber mill.

Our second action could be something to do with the tar, maybe exploring the pits more and experimenting more with it.

>>77534
Yea we'll do that the continuous trade for brick will be for the iron

ALSO Valley tribe where you at

Still missing Jungle, Valley and Ore tribe reps it looks like

All tribes have openings it looks like if any lurkers are out there.

>>77263
Cultural trait: Tree Tribe gets AMPED about hunting a dragon. The culture starts to value good hunters and warriors more.

Action: Start adding spikes to the dragon sized pits and slather the spikes with poison. Then use tree branches and leaf litter to conceal the pit.

>>77574
Maybe are probs waiting for the ice tribe

>>77588

This is true.

Prolly get to the Lava tribe tonight too if people show up.

>>77588
So sand tribe this is plan
>Both actions spent on constructing dope citadel surrounded by monoliths for the dragon

Trade bricks, poison, and our writing system to ore tribe, they trade us Forge knowledge and how to make weapons and armour.

We give bricks to tree tribe, and they give us wood.

Sound good to every one. I assume this is still acceptable.
If tree tribe or ore tribe have a problem we can discuss.

>>77536
Perfect, friend.

Just got back from rugby.

>>77536
>>77643
p good t b h

>>77584
Want us to trade you scorpion poison

>>77676

Welcome to the team

>>77584
our plan:
culture: horse archery is practiced by the warriors ("mens") daily
action: start to make mud bricks

>>77536
Also just a minor suggestion, since the dragon, our God's avatar, is red we should treat as the official holy color of our tribe.
Good silk would be red, priests would have red ashen tattoos, armors would ideally have red tinted leather and red crests on them.
We can easily do this with animal blood, too.

Yo where are you jungle bros, ore bros, and valley bros.

>>77690
We should reach an agreement with another tribe to have one research war and the other the sciences then we trade after each turn.

Ore Tribe
-Autistic Pebble Stackers
-Not even the Jew Tribe yet keep dying inside their own ovens

Sand Tribe
-MUH SCORPION MOUNTS
-MUH SCORPION TANKS
-MUH POTTERY
-MUH KNOWLEDGE

Tree Tribe
-Actual Cannibal Shia Treebeouf
-Savages
-Ore Tribe Solid 3: Baby Eaters

Mire Tribe
-Spiderfuckers
-not!Drows

Brush Tribe
-DUDE WEED LMAO
-Literally the "Nicest Guy You'll Ever Meet or Twisted Fucking Psychopath" meme
-DUDE SUN LMAO

Grasslands Tribe
-Traps who actually think they're Mongols
-Literally a shittier Sand Tribe

Jungle Tribe
-So autistic they can only speak three words
-Incapable of answering anything that's not a yes or no question
-Stupid enough to think blinding themselves is a good idea

Ravine Tribe
-Jews
-Rip off of Ore Tribe

Valley Tribe
-Big Guys 4U
-They work the mercenary
-Go back to /tv/

Shadow Tribe
-Literally just one dude
-So autistic they don't even exist
-More edgy than Bismuth

>>77715

I like the idea although we don't have silk or leather yet. We should be trading with the mire tribe soon and can get silk.

We have talked about ash tattoos, red tats would be even better.

>>77739
im so dead

>>77683
Nah we make ours out of plants

>>77764
Ok

>>77738
what tribe do you propose?

>>77738
also we need a plan to kill the dragon
enjoy my quints

Hello.

Am leader now!

>>77613
>>77764
>>77842
This deal still okay with you guys?

Just need a jungle and valley tribe rep to show up now

>>77842
Also give us Iron Ore as well please for the bricks.

>>77853
I sort of don't want to trade anything other than what is already being traded. My tribe needs to hoard the knowledge it has, since in about 4 turns our numbers will be middling and overtaken.

Culture: Stop having shamans get thrown into the lava, instead have them work out how to farm so that we get some agriculture up in this bitch.

Action: get buckets of lava and show them to the dragon. i.e. work more on appeasing the dragon.

Is Valley Tribe open?

>>77817
Preferably a southerner like us who the Sand tribe can't get their claws into.

>>77918

Yes, Valley needs a rep

If you haven't been in the threads yet you can check the last thread for what they were doing before.

>>77914
Why would your numbers be overtaken?
Plus the trade is halted any way we negotiated last night with some other bros last night.

Also I think they decided on this last night as well. >>68965

>>77932
>Grass tribes can only work with tribes the Sand Tribe hasn't encountered due to us being infinitely better than they are
TOP KEK

>>77932
but none in the south seems to be a science tribe
and i want war

>>77960
look at the population stats. In four turns Ore tribe will have gone up 4, while most others up by 12.

So I am hoarding my tribe's knowledge. We already have literacy from previous trade.

Stonewalling! Still peaceful though.

>>77964
Funny joke mate. If our tribes went one on one what would your autistic flute-blowers do?

>>77987
Don't be a shitter when everyone else already decided.

>>77987
Ok since nothing is being traded we will just trade with tree tribe. Enjoy half-built stone walls.

>>77985
Except for us. So I say we attempt to unite the South.

>>77994
If it weren't for DEUS EX MACHINA the Dragon we'd already be more advanced than you faggots.
>>77987
Also, you should do a festival orgy or some shit if you want your population to grow.
And how the fuck does this have to do with trading?

>>77994
>grass tribe STILL trying to pick fights

Dragon Dress! Dragon Dress!

>>78003
>>77994
>>78007
okay fine then. Continuing as had been planned.

Cultural orgies whenever trade deals occur. Fuck it. That better boost population growth.

:D

>>78015
Hey man we're cool now you're a Southerner like us.

>>78043
CIVIL WAR

>>77942
Alright, looks like my tribe has done shit. Time to make it holy tier.

Culture: The higher kill count you have, the higher your status in the tribe is. The Valliean Culture starts having a ranking system within the tribe to distinguish the worse from the best.

Action: Start exploring the caves.

>>77985
You know, I used to think you were Sand Tribe ripoffs. You still are, but I don't think warmongering traps were a thing.

>>78079
Literally Grass Tribe 2.0

>>78079
How about we trade sexy times to boost both our tribes? We'll send our biggest men and women.

Ok so we got all the tribes in here richard

>>78109
I need confirmation mate. Are you a Southerner or Northerner?

>>78119
except jungle nvm. Im a faggot

>>78125
Central.

>>78110
We want big women, for us. In return I'll start the fire and send some men to defend you.

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>>78125
anyway do you have turn proposal?
>>78148
that't not a side

>>77739
>>78155
Valley tribe are just giant sluts who hate manlets and like punching people

>>78155
For your action you guys should start building a navy. If the sand tribe attempts to flank us with their fleet we're currently defenseless.

>>78110
So basically just traps?

>>78173
How about you send your biggest scorpion-wives so we can fuck them too?

>>78166
Look at the map dude we're dead center.
>>77114
And so are you by the way

>>78169
We like punching people in OUR tribe. We usually do it for pay buddy.

>>78170
I already set an action since we have literally like zero resources.

>>78170
You guys just like made up a war, with people you haven't met yet. Like WTF we haven't even done shit.

>>78166
Well we need the bricks to build large borders. If the ravine tribe comes on we should get them to mine ores.

>>78189
If anything they'd be the ones fucking you due to being so girly that everyone else in the Grass Tribe perimeter automatically becomes more masculine. :^)
>>78170
We don't have a navy, and besides, we'd be allying with the Valley Tribe and also I'm a honorary Valley memeber :^)

>>78200
Its called Paraphilia being turned on by being punched.

>>78202
Look at this sand-nigger pissing himself right after threatening us.

Jews, Summon!

>>78170
>>78202
>>78220
>yfw the grass tribes are so feminine they can't even handle the bants from tribes they haven't met and need a big strong man to take care of them

>>78220
Yes we are just quaking in our boots.... Behind our brick walls.... In the middle of a desert.... with our ore tribe allies who have iron weapons and armor. I'm am beyond scared

>>78214
kek
e
k

I don't really know what to do anymore, but I'll ally with whoever is willing to pay the higher price (resources, gold and all that jew shit)

>>78202
Also this. I feel like there's a lot of focus on power meta strats to get as much warring power and technology as soon as possible when it just kind of makes the game a lot more boring.
We can make any culture we want and instead we opt to use generic progression charts to get as much real-world technology so we can defeat other tribes.

>>78238
"P-please don't organise a navy that was our only advantage!"

>>78260
What will your boats do in the desert

>>78270
Sand-tribers so retarded they don't even understand the concept of sailing.

>>78274
Grass tribe so retarded think that they can just walk up to our walls and say we will fight them. Good fucking luck.

>>78247
We got wood, bronze trinkets, and soon Iron and Steel.
>>78260
>>78274
We don't have a navy because we're in the middle of the desert. And what will your navy do against our glorious brick wall and soon to be superior armor and weaponry?

>>78280
Sand-tribers believe we'll just charge in between the enemy territory to fight some cactus-fuckers.

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>>78206
so we start to make the mud brick, also we can use this plan.

>>78285
No wall can keep a Mongol out.

>>78297
Grass tribe believes that we will just go to them if they declare war. That is not how it works.

>>78309
We need better weapons than our clubs. Maybe we can compromise and wield maces and morning stars?

>>78285
Sand tribe I assume? What are you fellas willing to offer in exchange of big guys for you?

>>78309
>MFW he spells physics wrong

>>77114
claimin ofc

back from gig, it went well

>>78318
Sand-tribers think they understand basic strategy.

>>78332
Just in time
>>78328
Any potential boost to knowledge creation is a boon in itself.

is richard kill again

>>78328
Valley tribe pls

>>78349
Waiting for all the tribes to show you guys were the last

>>78309
>phisics
>grass tribesmen actually think they're better than sand tribesmen
>>78328
Ye.
>>78327
>stealing our ideas
>>78311
You're not mongols, you're warmongering trap retards with clubs
>>78328
Knowledge of the forge, bricks, etc.
>>78360
#SANDED
How can Grass Tribesmen even compete?

>>78327
kill the dragon will give us some material like indestructible dragon scale and steel hard bones of fire.

>>78373
malnourished sand-tribers believe their sand and snake-meat diets will produce strong warriors.

i will ask for turn summaries soon (not yet) i gotta do GF stuff first

sorry guys
it's worth it

plus i've been running this game for like a week straight

I returned briefly

Just dropping commands again, I think Ravine King poked his head in, might be hallucinatin

- Make statue of cut gemstone to appease dragon
- Explroe ruins

Aim is to find habitable stuff is possible and/or improve our architecture

>>78390
>Grass Tribesmen believe that their cum diet is better
>Grass Tribesmen don't even know of our SOBEK alliance, giving us the non-baby meat and fruits of the Tree Tribe
GRASS TRIBES KEKED AGAIN

>>78373
>>78348
I will provide my services for your tribe in exchange for knowledge of crafting. We need to make good shit to make even better shit.

>>78360
I found out that my tribe has become friendly with yours, so I'll be protecting your tribe without any actual fee.

>>78415
>non-baby meats from the tree tribe
Enjoy your kuru.
>>78401
Richard if two tribes merged would they get double the action points?

>>77219
>literally my mom's spider

------

OKAY

i’ve got both Jungle’s turn AND Mire’s turn here. they are okay with me speaking for them in this case.
Jungle Tribe’s actions:
>we refine our hunting skills further, assumedly to a point of absolute mastery, so to continue feeding our dragon.

>we collaborate and coexist with the mire tribe for a year, sharing food and focusing on improving, developing, and innovating boats and other vehicles.

Mire Tribe’s actions:

>they attempt to kill the dragon [see below]

>and they collaborate and coexist with us and basically do everything i just said in the other post.
mire tribe confirmed this was their plan of action.
their plan to kill the dragon, or at least try, is the following:
>SO, we all know dragons are greedy and jealous of their treasure, right?
>So we make it a dress. Not just any dress, the most beautiful dragon dress we could possibly make, I'm talking frillies, a nice pattern, maybe even some cleavage.
>But it'll only have 1 neckhole.
>For a twoheaded dragon.
>Once the dragon sees it, they'll love it and try it on immediately.
>But upon realizing they can't both fit, they'll go mad with envy!
>Both of the heads will start fighting eachother, trying to tear the other head off so the dress will fit.
>Once one head is killed, the other one will die a beautifully ironic death, either of shock or bloodloss.
mire tribe’s words not mine. here’s the post where mire tribe confirmed my plan: >>76076

>>77219
>>78020
y'all on board?

>>78413
Hello, im back and i like the idea!

>>78441
Our tribes should maintain a close alliance and work together.

>>78448
By non-baby we mean non-human you dumb grass trap. Maybe if you think more with the bigger head you wouldn't be so retarded

To my Sunbros, perhaps we can apply the tar to our bone weaponry and armor and light it so we may wield the flame, or if they burn too quickly then maybe we should research stone weapons \ armor (though I don't know how many rocks there are in our geographical area).

>>78473
How do those deformed children taste sand-nigger?

>>78468
I agree with you my friend.

>>78473
>>78468
Can I just say the Grass-Sand tribe rivalry is the greatest meme this quest has spawned

>>78465
*in the other action, not the other post

>>78466
Lord of the Ravine Tribe. I ask your tribe to mine metals as well as ores in your caves. Our tribe will trade you for them.

>>78474

We already have fire weapons, and had no problem adding tar to make them more efficient. I'm not so sure about adding it to the armor.

>>78488
You tell me.
>>78468
>Close Alliance with the valley big strong man
GRASS TRAPS

>>78501
Yeah it's pretty funny.

>>78530
We only have noble metals.
Sorry.

>>78532
Just sprinkle a little bit of tar on the top of your helmet to give you a cool edgy flame.

>>78534
At least in our tribe the children haven't been born yet.

>>78565
>Grass Tribe don't even have babies because all their men are traps who's semen spills out on the grass instead
kek

>>78548
Damn, perhaps one of our areas have metal suitable for weapons and you send some miners down.

>>78448
no? then they're one tribe.

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>>78587
Actual photo of sand-triber.

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>>78624
When did that
TURN INTO THIS?

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>>78624
An actual photo of Grass tribe males

>>78624
>>78658
GRASS TRIBEFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>78401
Richard, we can find other things apart from noble metals?
It's a canyon come on...

>>78658
>his tribe doesn't teach his women how to fight
They'll be easy to kidnap, say goodbye to your racial purity.

>>78716
That moment when sand tribe doesn't really care about race. Only about the knowledge you hold

>>78734
Okay, then we'll send you their retarded offspring back.

>>78682
>>78734
we no longer need traps when we slave that patetic thing that you call tribe.
you the sand sucker pedophiles rapist of scorpion, captus dildo, niggers were so use to make blowjobs to ore that your first weapon is a fucking blowgun.
you are everything wrong in this island one day we will atack while you are masturbate to some halfbeast aberration crying of your failed attempt of breeding a female who don't run for you smell while our warriors teach to your women the actual meaning of sex.
tldr: sand people are the scum and must be slave and rape

>>78741
If you could make it through the desert, over our walls, and back through the desert

Average fight between Grass Tribesman vs Sand Tribesman
>Grass Tribesman wearing shitty clothes made out of grass, flowers and semen
>Sand Tribesman wearing superior armor made out of steel, showing their superior defenses and culture.

>Grass Tribesman pulls out bow and weakly attempts to draw the line, shaking as he does so
>Sand Tribesman takes out his Meteor Hammer Flails

>Grass Tribesman shoots the arrow 1 cm away from him due to his weak noodly trap arms
>Sand Tribesman immediately swings the Meteor Hammer that slams into Grass Tribesman, shattering his bone and destroying most of his internal organs

>Grass Tribesman draws out their club and drops it due to the shaking and weak noodle arms
>Sand Tribesman approaches and begins gathering speed with his Meteor Hammer

>Grass Tribesman offers fellatio
>Sand Tribesman due to being the apex of masculinity shatters the skull of the Grass Tribesman

>>78741
>Grass Tribes confirmed to be retarded by themselves
>>78716
>Implying we don't
We do, just that we don't have our men crossdress and swallow semen.
>>78748
10/10 new copypasta

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>>78748
Now THAT is what I call edgy

>>78762
Hmm, you're right we'll send them to the tree tribe instead. I think they'll appreciate it.

Alright gentlemen, I'm done here for tonight, whoever wants to take over can take over.

The valley tribe is in fantastic terms with the grass people, and it also is in alright terms with the sand niggers.

Good night, big guys.

>>78775
More like you get knocked on your ass by a horseman and fail to stand back up due to the weight of your edgy armour.

>>78795
sand tribe doesn't know you exist famalamadingdong

>>78802
>Grass Tribesman shoots an arrow
>Caught due to us actually having shields

>>78698
Dropped your trip
We have a bunch of random metal things, we just don't care about them because they aren't shiny

I was going to try and spec into them eventually but if we can keep this deal with valley tribe and form an alliance then we can become a massive southern power, assuming grass comes along for the ride.

Right now im softcore aiming at architecture and other art culture things aiming at beauty and sheen.

If we get lucky with the ruins we can probably start building our first great work soon
But thats just my idea

>>78814
We're currently the Valley Tribe's dream of a Grass Tribe that's infinitely better and not shitty retarded traps

>>78824
We will surely help you guys out of you provide us with useful metals.

>>78465
Mire's dedicating both actions to the dress this turn tho, we gotta have it ready before next year.

>>78824
Sounds nice.

>>78839
When grass tribe is trying to make a shittier trade alliance with ravine and valley

>>78871
When sand-tribers allies are autists obsessed with metals, autists obsessed with spiders and potentially tree-bros.

>>78871
Don't forget the big guys who fuck you and your wife every day :^)

>>78893
When sand tribe is allies with the only supplier of metal. A supplier of wood. And wants to ally with people who make boats. Yeah look at all these people (maybe autists) who have greatly superior tech

>>78902
Don't forget your allies who build everything with one of the most flammable materials right next door to the Brush Tribe.

lol. Richard had hinted that we would be doing at least one turn every hour.

It's been almost three.

I can barely be bothered playing this if there is no progress.

OT, does anyone know of good Eugenics games, not CK2 or spore.

>>78893
>>78922
>>78926
>When Sand Tribe becomes a superpower while Grass Tribe gets jewed by the Ravine Tribe and fucked along with his wife by the Valley Tribe

>>78922
Rock and wood are examples of impressive technology to sand-tribers.

>>78935
Civ maybe I play that with my friends alot.

>>78937
>implying the grass tribe is not the southern superpower

>>78948
Mud bricks are advanced technology to grass tribe.

>>78966
List of Grass Tribe achievements
>Crossdressing
>muh medicine

>>78968
Coating your armour in poison before a war is Sand-Tribes primary strategy. Don't worry guys no one wearing armour has ever been stabbed.

>>78981
List of sand-tribe achievements
>cactus
>other tribes materials

Loving all the discussion in this thread.

>>79003
It's actual armor, made out of metal and carapace, and shield-gauntlets for defense, and can also stab and punch. Don't forget Meteor Hammers as a ranged weapon.

Also I feel like the grass tribe completely forgot they know how to use bees and have apiaries.

>>79016
It's like /pol/ with fictional cultural/political groups

>>79030
It gets better. The sand-tribers can't even invent their own weapons they have to take other tribes. Don't worry the Ravine tribe is sending you your welfare next week.

>>79030
>http://imgur.com/a/4NsCk
no you don`t you only make better brick to apraise your ore tribe superior lords

>>79036
I also don't understand why they hate their traps. They're supposed to be obsessed with harmony, and whether they're real women or not they should still defend and embrace them instead of seeing them as a weak point.

Embrace your traps, grass tribe.

>>79036
Bugs are advanced technology too according to the Sand-tribe. How are those mounts coming along lads?

>>78861
you don't need to do that. you can devote one action and it'll be fine. just "dress plan" should work as one action.

dude this isn't just your deal, you guys are affecting jungle tribe's plans too. we can't stay here forever, and a single turn wasted will throw off the whole plan.

>>79058
>>79068
>Ores = Weapons
>Grass Tribesmen everybody
I guess by your logic if you use weapons not made out of grass you're taking other tribes's weapons right :^)
Also at least we have bricks, all you have are flowers

>>79070
They're not even traps they are literally just females who learnt how to fight and males who learnt how to heal.

>>79094
Your advanced sand castle building is truly terrifying.

>>79117
And your grass knots, flower petals and men who wish to get fucked by us are truly terrifying as well.

>>79095
You don't need to deny it man it says it right here
>>77180
>If there are not enough of one gender, babies of the other will be raised opposite

Any ravine bros present right now?

>>79129
You guys sure you have the stamina after all those scorpions and snakes?

>>79129
our horse will jump your brick fence and arrows will pierce your weak "warriors"

>>79151
Yeah, why wouldn't we? We've domesticated both. Sure you have it though, your anus seems to be a little loose after getting fucked by all those Valley men.
>>79155
Good luck when you and your horse's neck are broken from our Meteor Hammers and your arrows bounce off our steel armor and shields.

Also what happened to richard?

>>79190
Choking out his girlfriend.

>>79171
you still don't have that you even mistake steel with copper

>>79231
We're working on it, while you dumb shits just sit around sucking dick and collecting flower petals

Average armour weight: 28.3kg/62lb
Average sand-tribe armour weight: 34kg/75lb (autistic scorpion aesthetics)
Average man weight: 86kg/190lb
Average sand-tribe man weight: 70kg/154lb (malnourishment from birth)
Have fun trying to travel with no mounts.

>>79240
metals are weaker than spider cum.
give up already

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>>79240
I found you some new designs you'll love.

>>79244
Why would he travel?

>>79249
>Mire Tribe yet again showing why they're considered retarded spider fuckers
>>79244
Oh man, if only we had a tribe with plentiful fruit and non-human meat that we were allied and trading with, OH WAIT
And camels.
>>79266
>hurr durr your armor is s-s-shit
>our g-grass knots are s-superior

>>79290
Our manouverable gambesons allow us to move without exerting ourselves. Half of your battle is attempting to move into position.

>>79300
Why would we have to move when you attack our walls?

>>79300
More like because it's all you can carry since all you guys do is suck dick, get fucked by Valleymen and collect flower petals for your "gods"
And good luck penetrating our plate armor with your arrows

>>79318
He forgets that we can use lances to wreck their soldiers. He also forgets a strike with our war clubs will severely dent your helmets.

>>79315
Is your battle plan to stand still while we flank you?

>>79353
>Lance
Oh yeah, you had or are working on those, OH WAIT
>War Club Strike
Good luck doing that when you get Meteor Hammered in your skull first.
>>79382
Nah, more like rain down artillery bolts upon you while you attempt to find the wall's dick to suck it

Hi Hi.
What's going on today, guys?

>>79384
He doesn't think that we will have trebuchets by the time we attack him. We'll just fuck the vaginas we make in the walls with our siege weaponry.

>>79404
Our tribes are bros now.

>>79406
>He's too busy sucking dick to remember how to greentext
>He doesn't think that by the time they have trebuchets we'll have already conquered the Grasslands due to boats, superior armor and weaponry and artillery

>>79419
Hi Grass Bros.
Glad to punch things in the face for ya.

>>79197
started choking, transitioned to eating out.

give me your summaries in a neat and orderly fashion, friends.

>>79431
We're also soon to become bros.

>>79190
He got impeached

>>79443
Happy to soon punch people in the face for ya too.

>>79438
>>77613
Here you go

>>79438
Culture: Shiny things must be guarded
Action: Offer a large amount of gems to the dragon

>>79438
>>77613
This.
>>79451
We're also enemies and we have better technology and knowledge along with us soon having steel.

>>79464
Weird. Why's that?

>>79438
>>79454
>>79464
And the monolith looks like this:
>>71356
>>71403

>>79438
Cultural: Archery on horseback practiced daily by warriors
Action: Develop bricks.

>>79469
Because the Grass tribes are retarded traps who wish they were mongols are overall just a shittier version of us.

>>79492
Cool.
Who's paying more? Because they're my friends.

>>79438

Brush tribe actions

From dragon

Ingenuity, a way for us to be able to glean the potential for happiness from anything. Those with this ability become priest are are adept at making happy new developments. The more they smoke the better they are at coming up with ideas get closer to our God.

The other would be something like the Sun imbues our people with the burning spirit of the sun, where they are fearless, never give up or lose will power in the face of any obstacle and become fierce warriors.


Our Turn actions

Our first action should be to continue work on the lumber mill.

Our second action is to explore the tar pits more and experimenting more with the tar.

>>79492
>>79503
I don't think we hate them just don't like their friends.

>>79438
>>78465
for both mire and jungle.

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>>79443

>>79553
Absolutely fantastic

>>79438
Valley Bros here.
Cultural: Keep the shorties as dicking slaves instead of exiling them to the woods.
Action: Let's discover some bricks and stone working. We need to move out of these mud huts.

>>79438
This is what two of the Ore Tribe members decided last thread
>>69862

>>79438
>>77584
This is what the tree tribe as planned

>>79693
Thanks for doing that for me. My phone had died

Richard is probably bound up right now. His hands are tied. And is having his girlfriend for dinner.

>>79934
I'm bound up in doing the fucking update you sandnigger

>>79942
>>79934
SNAP

>>79942
new tribe hype

>>79942
Im sorry richard. I couldn't help making bad bondage jokes.

>>79942
Oi Richard the Valley tribe and the Grass are trading sex for boosted birthrate for both.

>>79970
This turn?

>>79978
Yeah the other Valley guy agreed while you were away.

>>80007
Oh yeah, what did we trade?

>>80073
"sex for boosted birthrate for both"

>>80118
read: "valley men fuck sexually deprived grass women as grass men continue to fuck grass traps"

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TURN 18

The Ore, Sand, and Ravine tribes have appeased their Dragon. The Ravine Tribe has no more gems unless they spend a long time mining new ones.

Also, somehow the Mire Tribe appeased their Dragon by accident. Whoops?

The Antarctic Tribe will be available for claiming when their culture sheet is posted.

>>80149
"I can't believe my Grasslands Concubine is a boy!" The Manga The Movie

>>80159
>Glacier god
>it melts into water
Brush Tribe is gonna be pissed

>>80159
>>79959
Alright, let's trade with the Ore Tribe for Iron.
And we should begin to create armor and weaponry.
>>78639
and Meteor Hammers

>>80193
The tree tribe is gonna be pissed

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Current Population Counts
Ore Tribe: 61 people. (1 incidental birth per year)
Sand Tribe: 56 people. (3 incidental births per year)
Tree Tribe: 54 people. (3 incidental births per year)
Mire Tribe: 52 people. (3 incidental births per year)
Brush Tribe: 33 people. (3 incidental births per year)
Grasslands Tribe: 43 people. (4 incidental births per year)
Jungle Tribe: 33 people (4 incidental births per year)
Ravine Tribe: 29 people (2 incidental births per year)
Valley Tribe: 20 people (3 incidental births per year)
Antarctic Tribe: 10 people, 25 dogs (1 incidental person birth per year, 4 incidental dog births per year)

Current Trading Routes
Ore Tribe & Sand Tribe: Ore Tribe receives Clay Bricks, Scorpion Venom, and Pictographic Language from the Sand Tribe, Sand Tribe receives Forge Knowledge from the Ore Tribe.
Tree Tribe & Mire Tribe: Tree Tribe receives Silken Fishing Nets, Mire Tribe receives Wood & Bark.
Brush Tribe & Jungle Tribe: It's a thing I guess.
Jungle Tribe & Grasslands Tribe: Jungle Tribe gets Horses and Medicine Knowledge, Grasslands Tribe gets Fire and Poison and DICKING, so a birthrate buff.
Tree Tribe & Sand Tribe: Sand Tribe receives Wood from the Tree Tribe, Tree Tribe receives Clay Bricks from the Sand Tribe.
Grasslands Tribe & Valley Tribe: Everyone gets a dick in their cunt. Birthrate Boosts for Both.

Going to get some food, I'll be back in 30 mins or so.

I'll recommend brush tribe actions for next turn and we can discuss them when i'm back.

Cont. lumber mill.

Send out priest out into the land to find true happiness that our dragon spoke of. Hopefully they will make some innovation in their travels.

>>80159
>Antacrtic Tribe believes the Sun is the Devil
GATHER TRIBE AND ALLIES
WE BEGIN THE MARCH FOR WAR

>>80073
Also do you think you could send one of your men to us? No harm or rape will come to them.

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Antarctic Tribe is ready for the taking

>>80219
For What?

>>80210
>dog fuckers
KNOTTED
CANINE
DICKS

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>>80232
Whoops wrong thing.

They were originally named the "Glacier Tribe" before I realized that it wouldn't work for my file naming system.

THIS is the Antarctic Tribe.

>>80238
I want to see if we can convert him.

>>80248
Nooo.
We trade with you for twink ass, not for god.

>>80204
Oh goddammit Elder why didn't you add and weapon and armor forging knowledge

>>80232
Oh wow our people are now mercenaries instead of being giants.

>>80257
Convert dammit.

Anyone in Ore tribe?

>>80269
Noooo
No like none o' dat.

>>80272
Don't think so

>>80261
it's not the end all be all, you aren't all mercenaries, but it is proper. like a white upper-class woman pretending to be oppressed and becoming a shitty game dev - it's just the proper thing to do in this economy.

>>80259
We can trade for free next time I thought the ore tribe and tree tribe were going to trade it. Also we should have gotten the knowledge of armor and weapons it was on the list.
>>77613

>>80290
Well will a portion of our people gain a size bonus?

>>80210
You forgot knowledge of how to make weapons and armor.
>>80292
Whoops, sorry.

>>80247
>Staying warm is important
>Sun is the devil

These people clearly cannot reason

>>80288
Okay.
Do our allies want anything?

>>80319
How about some metal ally?

>>80335
I know that we're not allies.

>>80312
My bad
>>80305
Sure I guess. Eugenics away.

>>80335
you don't know them.

>>80312
Also what should we get from the dragon

>>80319
Iron
>>80349
Here's what I think some of our options are for the Dragon's knowledge.
1. How to make Steel
2. Mastery of Armor and Weaponry
3. Engineering Stuff
I'd personally say 1 and 2.

Anyway sleep now. Good night everyone. Tomorrow marks the first day in which I have no assignments to do or finals to study for.

Godspeed, you fucking nutcases.

>>80363
See you tomorrow.
We'll bring the weird fetishes.

>>80343
How about we become allies?

>>80361
I mean we already can do that stuff within a turn I say asking for something more .... difficult. Maybe just advanced metallurgy in general. or like complex mathematical equations for calc or physics or something.

My suggestion for this turn is going to be:
From dragon:
- Defence is primordial and must be prioritized in battle and architecture
-Shields are as important as gems
Actions:
-Mining
-Try to learn architecture by studying the ruins

>>80374
1. Advanced Metallurgy (Includes how to make steel)
2. Mastery of Weapon and Armor-crafting
Remember, the dragon has greater knowledge than pretty much everyone.

>>80319
Too far so we can't ask for much

>>80369
I hate the androgynous elves, so take a wild guess.

>>80390
Rooting for your faction in multiple threads now

>>80363
solid move, interesting change to our dynamic. flagellation is funky. humph. lets see where this goes. it's definitely a sensation.

we were collaborating on boats and vehicles though i thought

i suppose it'll just have to get mentioned the next turn.

also...uh...question: our high contamination level means that we will adopt mire stuff, but they won't adopt jungle stuff? okay.

we still have a fuck-ton of tech.

>>80361
I see you want it for free. Kinda hesitant about this

>>80390
Yes a dragon that has probably never encountered humans before is a master at all their fighting styles and weapons.

>>80390
Or even something more in line with our tribe. Like maybe how to make printing presses, or Better building materials. I don't feel we honestly need better armor we already have the best in the entire island besides the ore tribe who has a tie with us and the way they are going we can just trade for it. We should do something that is a little more abstract but not crazy enough to not be done.

>>80421
We already have a number of continuous deals in place. we would just be getting that in exchange.

>>80398
Do I attract you brother?

>>80434
We don't have armor, and this would make us probably the greatest armor and weapon makers in the land. But I suppose we could do something architecturally related.
>>80429
>Weapons and Armor
>Fighting Styles
If you're supposed to be the philosopher of the Grass Tribes, I feel bad for them.
And besides, he has plenty of wisdom obviously.

>>80442
Okay. Trading Iron with the Sand Tribes for free.

>>80452
It is doubtful even a wise dragon knows how to make human weapons and armour.

>>80457
Wish we could say the same for your tribe consisting entirely of faggots. :^)

>>80456
What if some of your tribe were to fall ill? Perhaps you could heal your people from the wounds sustained by manning that great forge of yours? If you trade the Grass tribe for metals we will trade you medicine.

>>80452
We do Richard said he messed up when he didn't put it on, we got that as part of deal with ore. That is why I say we should invest into metallurgy as the ultimate choice.

>>80159
Official Tree Tribe Actions
1.our warriors are going to lure the dragon into their largest pit. This will involve shooting the beat with arrows from the deer mounts and then using them as live bat to lead the dragon into the pit. Warriors will be hiding in the trees neaby, ready to jump onto the beast should it avoid the pit, or to shower more arrows onto the beast. The warriors have been training themselves to aim for the eyes of the dragon if the underbelly isn't vulnerable.

2. The rest of the tribe gets ready to evacuate should the warriors fail to kill the dragon and it decides to burn down the forest. Ready to take their stockpiled food and wood with them.

>>80472
Another joke about the Grass tribe being faggots by the sand-eating, snake-fucking, malnourished, flute-blowing, cactus-molesting tribe.

>>80493
If you guys wanna wait a turn us and ore could trade you metal weapons and armour.

>>80493
If you believe it is needed we will send you 5 of our warriors to help hunt the beast.

>>80502
Typical sand-triber not understanding how normal people get their food. In a hunt you want to be as quick as possible.
>>80493
Also if your people were to lose their forest we would happily accomodate them.

>>80497
I like how literally all of that aren't even memes or things that have even been in the smallest increment implied. You had plenty of dirt yet you managed to fucking fail at that.
>>80488
Dragon Knowledge
1. Advanced Metallurgy (Steel)
2. ???

Trading: Ore Tribe's Steel - Sand Tribe's Shit from Before

What we do:
1: Armor: >>78639
2: Weaponry: >>78639 and Meteor Hammer

>>80528
Sorry mate I was attempting be original, perhaps you should try it with your next insult.

>>80505
>>80502
When did this game get so cooperative?
Hrrm.. This is actually tempting in a logical sense. But for RP reasons Tree Tribe would want to try to complete this themselves.
Totally will trade with you guys if this goes tits up. Tree tribe will be making lots of contact with folks if the forest burns down.

>>80539
>Original
>Malnourished

Real original. :^)

>>80544
It is a shame, it would have given our archers an opportunity to hone their abilities. The offer of housing your people is still open if it goes wrong however in our land no babies are to be eaten.

>>80528
Well it would be just metallurgy in general, like electrum, bronze, stuff like that. and I think the next thing would be like mechanization, or simple machines/ replacable parts.

>>80553
Are you insecure about your sexuality, that would explain why the first syllable of your name is gay. We at the grass tribe know what we are.

>>80544
We have vested interest in your tribe. Also you have bricks now so maybe improving the build/ building houses out of brick for the civilians.

>>80558
But strong spirits in weak bodies.. It's inhumane.

>>80247
>Ice tribe sleeps with their dogs
This is even better than the tribe taking horsecock

>>80562
Yeah, I added Steel to make sure we get it.
Next turn, we should explore the ruins and search for some mounts.
>>80570
It's only in the Grass Tribe where you find people who somehow managed to conceive that Originality = Gayness or some equally inane shit.

>>80585
Come to think of it the syllables in your name are "gay", "us." Are you trying to tell us something?

>>80594
You seem really focused on the name, friend.
Are you afraid of our soon to be superior armor, metal and weaponry?

>>80585
And they want to be intelligent like us.

Also we already have a list that I'll resend that kind of outlines the general direction we hope to be going although it is subject to change.

>wheel
>mechanics

>physics
>chemistry

This is where Richard said there MIGHT be an action increase, MIGHT be

>glass
>irrigation
>Build college in trade village

>photography
>magnetism
>wiring

>vinyl recordings
>electricity
>telegraph

>vacuum tube
>light bulb
>film

>>80612
I want you to know we accept your tribe no matter what they are.

>>80574
There was a time not too long ago sand tribe was very very pro-war against us. When did you vest interest again?

>>80621
When you started giving them wood and food, if you stopped that trade they would go back to their old behaviour.

>>80621
When we needed wood.

OOC it was all shit talk like every one is doing we were never actually prowar. Its the same as grass tribe is doing they say how they want war and then will try and help build the college like they wanted to do initially.

>>80247
Claiming for dat good Antarctic Tribe

>>80613
After the college idea, those seem to be a bit too advanced for us to be honest.

Anyways, I think we should do
>Armor
>Weaponry
and then
>Visit Ruins
>Find some fucking mounts

We should also think about sea travel and such.
>>80617
I don't think we really care about whether you accept us or not.
Lest you forget, we are superior to you in every way now except for medicine.
>>80621
Opinions change over time.
>>80628
And you're simply looking for allies to backstab once the Sand-Grass war is over.

>>80643
>sand-grass war
Sand-tribers actually believe shitposting means war.

>>80650
>Implying I don't mean shitposting war

>>80643
We have weapons and armor
Also we kinda realized that the ruins had the dragons in them. We should however set up a trade to mire. I think giving them some architectural knowledge because we both live in shitty places to build. As well as maybe better engineering for those boats. Will be an even trade for the knowledge on the wheel and how to make boats.

I wrote a big ass post and it was eaten by a grue, I'm upset.

Anyway, for our dragon, since we don't need to base its advances in anything else (as it is dragon wisdom) I suggest we pick things that we would have difficulty getting otherwise, or would just take multiple turns

eg.
- Advanced Architecture
- Fishing/Shipbuilding
- Metallurgy
- Music/Dancing
- Monarchy/Imperialism
- Farming/Animal husbandry
- Martial arts (unique dragon combat style ayyyyyy)

And for our normal actions I think the ones cued up are
- Defense is important (from shiny things must be defended)
- Explore the ruins

and we need to mine more gems, since we're tapped out right now

>>80664
We have knowledge of how to make weapons and armor. Key words here are "Knowledge of How to Make"

>>80668
We can trade with ore for free. Its kinda assumed you just make the tools/ weapons / armor not actually having to take an action to make them.

>>80664
And the ruin dragons could potentially be mounts.
Scorpion Knight Dragon Riders wielding Katar-Shield Gauntlets and Meteor Hammer Flails.
>>80679
Three for three.

>>80683
Richard confirmed their is only ONE dragon per tribe. and after they go to sleep for another thousand years.

>>80692
Then it's something else, he never stated that the dragon came from the ruins.

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>>80664
>martial arts

>>80705
Ill have to agree with you there.
So next turn is ruins and trading with mire? although that might take a turn or two.

>>80705
How would you guys like to not die of colds?

>>80740
what?
They are actually becoming more autistic

Obviously the next place to go with the Antarctic Tribe would be to make them nocturnal lol.
Also, the more puppies one can aquire, the more important they become.

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>The Average Valley Tribesman response to the Grass Tribe
>>80740
>What is leather
>>80733
This Turn
>Armor: >>78639
>Weapons: >>78639 and Meteor Hammer

Next Turn
>Begin trading with the Mire/Find some Mounts
>Explore the ruins

>>80727
I think you replied to the wrong gyoim

>>80749
You could try and get sleds maybe?
Make the first Iditarod

>>80754
WE HAVE THEM ITS ASSUMED YOU MAKE THEM WHEN YOU GET THE KNOWLEDGE.

>>80762
We must refine them due to culture and being the best at more things and to experiment with armor, weaponry and the new metallurgy.

>>80667
We should go with architecture and metallurgy as they are the most useful things