Greenskin Quest: 2

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>>529681

'Eres da map 'de skoutz we sent out earliea mayde.

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>>529681

'Eres our bannah', tew.

Any 'af yah' gits can 'improv awn it, dew so pleez.

ITEMS/RESOURCES

>Thick iron armer'
>Harned warhelm
>The trusty choppa, Wulfstikka
>crude chart
>Wolf-pelt cape
>30x Wolf teef
>4x Empire gold ingots
>78x Empire gold coins
>162x Empire silver coins
>317x Empire copper coins

>>529681
Ow many horns we got? F' Wez blow da horns in da night whist we raid from da side of da riva, den da humies aughta be scayd at deaf an Krump lik gobbos!

>>529735
Ooh, and make a Buncha fires 'n bannas tu! Aughta shit'em selvz!

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>>529735
Nah ye dum git wez alredeh akreed ter be sneeky ubbout our entrey in da plan. Why wuud weeb giv up oor elemunt o' surpriz jus' so ya kan blow sum stoopid 'orn?

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>>529681
Well meeb ad wun fing in mind dat weeb cud du, ab wona da guys who'z gud at drawin' record an illustrait' da great feats o' da Wulfmawz (an us specificaley) so dat lata generashunz o' orkiss kan membur an emitat' our greatnez shud weeb be dee-stroyd kompleteley.

Uvva dan dat weeb cud try comin' up wif marchin' songs an sqwaak dim alongside da boyz ter keep morale 'igh awl da way ter our destinashun.

Me'll giv it a go but meeb can't promiz it'll be eenytin gud.

Weez orks an weez bestest! (repeet)
Weeb take sum slavz an krump da rest! (repeet)

Punie umiez gerrout o' da way! (repeet)
Or da wulfmawz cumz an ruin yer day! (repeet)

Dis iz mi choppa an its rilley killey! (repeet)
meeb use it ter eet an beet ya silley! (repeet)

Wulfmawz marchin' on da road by day! (repeet)
Cumz da nite yer 'ed wil' be on dizpley! (repeet)

Feel frey ter betta da lyriks an tell meeb wot ya tink o' da wunz so far.

>>530706
>>530801
Aorit, thas gud, les not du dat den.

>>530801
Real cachy tu, fink iz mite Yelp dat in me sleep!

'ave some gobbos start a fire in da umie villag, might distract the arrer gitz in da shooty towerz while da boyz scale da wallz

>>530915
Wez gonna crump da humies outta da casl' so da gits in da roks cum at play. Wez shuld hav dem gobbos sneak to da walz whilz da boys slaughta and hab em set fire tada places beneaf da walz ta smoke de archas. Den we can hab da gobbos make lottsa noise and da archaz auta shootda smokez and hit noffin whilz da boyz break da gate.

Repostin' me post frum da lazt thred.

Awright awright 'ere's mi plan, ya gitz feel frey ter add ter it.

Furst, da boyz 'ed inta da villaj durin' da nite an takez cair o' da miletiaz an da rest o' dim gitz so dey donz gotsa chanz ter raiz da alarm.

Den, da gobbos sneek inta da castle thruu da sewaz ter git pas' da defensz an inta da castle afta wich they kan opun up da gatz an let da rest o' our boyz in an weeb kan krump erryone inside da castle wile dey addempt ter organiz' a deefenz.

If da gobbos feil jus' git da weerdboy ter channel our collectiv Waaagh!!! powa an calls in sum 'elp from Gork an Mork ter break down da castul wall.

Befur da battul weeb shud alsa probablee giv da ladz a speech so weeb kan git dim properlee exciteded an inta da mood fer a propa brutul baddle.

Sownz gud roight?

Alroight boyz, gud ideez fer' krumin' 'da umie' bayse.

Gotta tayke care 'a sum yardwerk 'den ayl wryte fer' yah gitz.

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>>530942
Uhh boss, ya still der?

>>531281

Yea, ya git.

Writin' now.

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>>529735
>>529738
>>530706
>>530801
>>530808
>>530811
>>530915
>>530928
>>530931

When ya' gits 'proach 'da 'umie vill-egg, ya' tell Littefang an' 'da gobbos tah' split awf an' attak frum da' rivah wen 'da boyz start dere assult.

Littlefang taykes tew skalin'-laddahs an' all 'de gobs, leavin' yew wif' four skalin'-laddahz. Raz taykes 'de bannah wif' is choppa, an' tells yer' boyz tah' mayke sum torches fer' burnin' da 'umie vill-egg.

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Yer' boyz mayke gud tyme tah' 'da fort, an' yah' arroive at' 'de fort at dawn. Yer' boyz are in puzitiun awn da' edge a' 'de trees faycin' da vill-egg.

'Deres 'bout tew-hundred metahs' a open ground 'between yew an' 'da vill-egg an' fort. Even now, yew see 'da 'umie gits awn 'de wallz, armed wif' crossy-bowz an' fyre-stikz. If yer boyz kross dere wifout prutektun, day'll get krumped fer' shure.

Yew see 'deres a ditch at 'de bayse 'a de wallz, an' Raz estymatez 's around tew metah's deep.

Ya see 'deres 'bout a duzen 'umie guards-man in 'da vill-egg, an' loads on 'de wallz. Dis' 's gunna bee a 'ard foight.

Raz's besoid yah' wif de bannah. Yer' boyz is in puzitiun in 'da treez. Th' weerdboyz' chantin' sum weers stuff a little behoid yah'. Ya assume Littlefang's gawt 'is gobbos around by now.

Whass' 'de plan, boss?

>Charge 'em now an' get 'de laddah's up 'fore day' kan react!

>Charge in thru da vill-egg, boyz! Yews yer sheildz!

>Wait 'till noight-fall, boyz. We'll take 'em by suproize 'den.

>>531342
Can they see us?

>>531347

Nawt yet. Our boyz is in 'de trees, an 'ders only a few 'umies up an about 'fore dawn.

>>531350
Les lay low den, we get da ded an' fall'n trees at de furda enda da foress, chop em, make sum rafts for da gobbos an sum big ol' shields too, get covva from da crossbows when da gits move up.

We can make slingshots inda trees to, den fling pitch ower da wallz

>>531369
Den we stroik at da point wen da clouds go ova da moon

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>>531342
Membur da lyrikz o' our marchin' song, weeb krump dim by nite.

Wez go in reeel sneeky loike...

>>531381
Sorreh ubbout dat forgot mi tripcode on

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>>531369
>>531373
>>531381
>>531417

Ya' tell yer gits tah' lay low 'till noight-fall, an' chop sum trees far away tah' make sum sheilds far' 'da dum gits who don' 'ave un.

Yer' weerdboy ran awf intah tha' trees aftah' babblin awn 'bout a red maw an' a green toyde er' sumfin'. None'a yer boys dare go aftah' 'im.

Ya' set yer arrer'-boyz tah' makin fyah'-arrowz fer' when yah' assult 'da wallz.

Ya ask Raz if da boyz know 'da marchin' song, an' 'e teaches tha' dum gits that fergot tah' remembah' eet.

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Anyfin else tah' do while we wait fer noightfall?

>>531770
Make a mouth fixture that makes various screeching and bellowing noises when you blow into it. Have an Orc take that and go around to the other side of the village/castle the wide way so he doesn't get spotted. Then when the clouds go over the moon, have him blow it a bunch to grab the humie's attention so we can move up faster without them noticing.

>>531783
Das rite cunnin dat is. Suporten dis

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>>531783
>>531966

Ya' tell a few a' yer gets tah' go wide 'round tah' th' otha' soide a tha' kastle. Raz tells 'em tah' start hollerin' an' bangin' their sheilds when tha' moon's covah'd by 'da kloudz.

Yer' boyz get their shields an' rafts ready just as 'da sun goez down over 'da 'orizon. Raz sits besoid yah', ready tah' tell 'da boyz tah' charge at any sekund.

Ya' look 'round, an' see yer boyz layin' low, all intent on 'da prize. Yer arrer'-boyz tell yah' they's mayde a buncha' fiyah-arrows, an' Yer' weerdboyz' come back wif a weerd'-lookin staff 'a wud.

Yer' boyz are all in playce tah' assult 'da wallz. It's just sundown, soz 's nawt as dark as it cud bee.

Whass' da plan?

>Buggah waitin'. Charge 'em!

>Wait 'till 's proppa dark an' yer boyz awn 'da uver soide mayke 'da distrakshun.

>Other (Write-in)

Also roll me them 2d6 for success of yer mastah plan.

>>532822

Also last pose for 2nite

Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d6)

>>532822
>kreep tad a edge, noice an slow, wait for da signal and start runnin afta free secons. No yellin or shootin till they start it

>>532825
Nite op

>>532833
Oh god someone salvage now please.

Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d6)

>>532833
>>532822
We as a cunnin plan

>>532873
Hey it's better than seven

>>532876
It's because am Green an propa Orkie like, your a blue git and dey say Sevenz luckie

Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d6)

>>532833

>>533526
Nnnnniiiiiice

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Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d6)

>>532833
Meeb supporta dis acshun

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>>532833
>>532836
>>532873
>>532876
>>533190
>>533526
>>533847
>>534065

Sorry fer da' wait, boyz.

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7,9,10,9

Ya whispah tah' yer boyz tah' start kreepin' up tah' 'da edge 'a 'da treez. 'Da muns obsured by da' kloudz, an' ya kant see free bleedin' feet in frant 'a yah'. Luckily, yer' tew far away from 'da town tah' 'ave yer muffled kurses noticed.

Yew, Raz an' all yer' boyz look at 'de darkened wallz from da' shadowz in 'da treez. Even now, yah' wundah if 'da laddah's will be tall 'nuff. That'd be down-roight embarrasin'. Dimly, yah can see yer' gobbos 'bout tew hundered metahs tew yer roight, sneekin' up da wallz.

'Bout a half-minute laytah', yah 'ear 'da signal. Yah' can distantly 'ear yer boyz on da uver soide 'a da wallz, yellin' an' bangin' their sheeldz. Da 'umies awn 'da wallz can 'ear 'em tew, cos' bout 'alf a them run off tah' see what 'da fuss 's about. Only a few 'umies wif speers an' kross-boyz are awn 'da wall facin' yew.

Ya' wait a few good sekundz, each feelin' loike a milleun yeerz, an then' yah tell Raz an tha' boyz tah' muve up.

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Yer boyz come up from the treez, tha' only sound tha' jingilin' a yer armer', an' yer' boyz's boots awn 'da soft ground.

Mork surely blesses yah' today, cos' yah get about 'alfway 'cross the feild before yah' 'ear a frightened cry on 'da wall, followed a sekund laytah' by a kross-bow bolt soarin' over Raz's head.

Awl notiuns af sneekyness gone, yer boyz yell out fierce warcryz tah' 'da defenderz awn da wallz, darin' em tah' stik 'em wif a bolt. A few more boltz streak tew' yer mob, but 'day only glance awf 'a sheelds 'an armer'.

Yer' boyz flash thru 'da vill-egg, kwikly krumpin' 'da half-asleep militiamen, then tossing some torches on the theatch roofs and returning tah' 'da mad dash fer' 'da wallz.

In a flash, yer boyz are up 'gainst 'da wallz an' puttin' 'da skalin' ladders up. Now, wifout speed tah' protekt yah' 'from 'da boltz, da defenhaz manage tah' stick tew a' yer boyz wif' 'da boltz, 'da metul tipz easily crushin' thru their armer' an' killin' em.

'Da aarrer'-boyz behoid yah' respond in kind, their fyah arrers streaking across the field an keeping the 'umies 'eads down.

Yer' boyz quickly climb up on to the wallz, and after a short skirmish, all the 'umies awn 'dis wall are either krumped or runnin fer' 'dere loives.

Raz hollers at 'da arrer' boyz tah get up awn 'da wall, den turns tah' yew fer orderz. Yer boyz are still fresh an' ready to foight, an' yew can see yer gobbos on the wall to yer' roight.

What's 'da plan, boss?

>Tah' 'da roight, ladz! 'Elp 'da gobbos!

>Tah' 'de left, left! Krump 'em awl!

>Down 'da stairz, boyz! Tah' 'da keep!

>>534611
Tell da lot of em at go right, less go left wiff raz 'n a couple a gits ta keep em busy so da boyz can take less boltz in dere backs.

>>534611
>Down 'da stairz, boyz! Tah' 'da keep!
Don letam regroup

Shoot those who run so they can send no word

>>534653
Oooooh das a gud poin' a reflektun. So we send da lot of me left, tell da arrah boys ta get up ere an shoot roight, while we an raz wif a couple a gits go down at silence dere horns an flags an commandas.

>>534658
>me
Em
Autocorrect ya feel.

Yeah boss ya runnin today?

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>>534644
>>534653
>>534658
>>534661

Sorry fer' da wait, boyz.

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As yer arrer'-boyz is gettin' up da' laddah's, ya' tell 'da git cmandin' 'em tah' shoot to 'da left, tah' s'port 'da gobbos in combat wif' a few 'umies. Even now, you can see a few 'a 'da gits go down to a 'umies sword.

Ya' tell most 'a yer boys tah' go an' combat 'da gits awn 'da left wall, while yah' grab Raz an' free boyz an' ead down the stairz two at a time.

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Yew, Raz, an' da boyz crash down 'da stairz, nearly splittin' 'yer git 'ead open in tha' process, but yah' manage tah' git down in un' piece.

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Yew finally reech 'da kourt-yard, choppas raised as yah' asses the situation. Guardsmen frantically run from one point to anuvver, caught off guard and confused by this attack from multiple sides. Yew see yer boyz choppin' 'umies up awn da' wallz, scattering them like dominos. In fromt of you lies da' kastle keep,, easily twice as tall as the walls. Even now, you can see the crossbowmen in the keep and your arrer'-boyz on the wallz exchanging volleys.

Your attention is diverted as the large iron doors to the keep open, and several armoured figures funning out towards you. These 'umies aren't the normal militiaman or man-at-arms, you see. Their armour and finely-wrought swords glint in the dull moonlight, their bright heraldry on their sheilds and breastplates revealing them as knights of the realm. One of them, donning a cape and elaborate decoration on his helm, issues orders to the others, and soon they've formed a semicircle around you, seven in all.

Raz menaces them with the spike on the top of the bannah', weilding it like a spear, while your boyz with you bring their sheelds an' choppas together, issuing out challenges and taunts to the silent warriors in plate.

It's you, Raz and five of your biggest boyz against six knights of the realm and their leader, clearly the lord of the fort. They're all armed with shortswords and sheilds, while your boyz have aan array of choppas an' clubs.

What's the plan, boss?

>Charge 'em!

>Lemme' foight 'dis knoight-lord, un'-on-'un. We'll settle 'dis loike proppa' gitz.

>Seven knoightz? Buggah' that, boyz! Back up 'de stairz!

>>536987
Grunt and hold a hand back to da boys ta hold ranks. Den flourish our choppa and step forwad whilst doin so, step into a low stance with the choppa on our shoulder poised for a cleave and beckon to the git in plate with our other arm.

'Les settl' dis proppa'

>>536987
>Lemme' foight 'dis knoight-lord, un'-on-'un. We'll settle 'dis loike proppa' gitz.

>>536987
Oi, lets battle da bossy 'umie!

>>Lemme' foight 'dis knoight-lord, un'-on-'un. We'll settle 'dis loike proppa' gitz.

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>>537011
>>537086
>>537111
>>537216
Dis 'umie probabley az moar reech wif 'iz wepunz so wez godda kep ur' distanz an lukk fer openinz ta stroik 'im dauwn qwickly.

We should go for the dis arm. We are pretty big. Grab his sword arm then throat. Them pull one will popoff the other will likly strain or snap

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>>537011
>>537086
>>537111
>>537216
>>537939
>>538317

Alroight boyz, sorry 'fer 'de delayz in 'da writin'.

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Yah' yell at Raz an' 'de boyz tah' get back, 'den step for'ard an' point 'yer choppa' at 'da fancy-lookin' git.

"Yew! Yeah, yew! I's Wulfmaw Bludbanna', an' I challenge yah' 'tah' a troial ah' erms!"

Yah' manage to say, waving your choppa in arcs above yer' 'ead. At least, yew tink 'trial of erms' is 'da roight termin-ology.

'Da fancy git laffs thru 'is visor, 'den tells 'is knoights tah' step back. It seems 'da 'umies gawt more 'onah 'den smartz.

Yah' slip awn 'yer 'orned 'elmet, assumin' 'da standerd choppa'-foighta's stance. Yer' opponent unsheathes 'is fancy swerd an' does sum' stoopid pirooette wif' it, sayin' sumfin' in 'is stoopin 'umie-speek.

'Yer boyz an' 'is knoights form a circle 'round yew tew, an' 'da foighty-dance begins, each 'a yah' circlin'-round each-uvver, lookin' fer any weekness-es.

'Da littul 'umies lookin' at yah's preddy loight awn 'is feet fer' bein' covered in plate, but both 'is sheild an' sword look flimsy and frail in comparison to your choppa' and armour.

It's clear he's trying to use your size to yer' disadvantage, occasionally lashing out at your exposed sides as you two begin light probing attacks. The way to win, you think, is to force him into a position where he has to rely on his strength, not speed, to try to krump yah'. Then again, his sword looks awfully flimsy, and you're sure if you can catch him off guard, you can grab it or the wrist it's attached to and end the foight kwik-loike. Knowing 'dis snobby noble-'umie, 'e probably 'finks yer' 'a brainless broot, an'd yew'd onlee charge in, choppa swingin'. 'Da thought is temptin', though...

Alroight yah' gitz, roll me 2d6 fer krumpin' 'dis 'uime.

>>538350

Also last 'un fer tah'-noight

Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d6)

>>538350
Roight less feint wiff a over'ead n grab his puny sword inna bind. Den we aughta break is arm an Krump em in da throat

>>538432
Somebody save my roll. Ples

>>538480
Roll on my behalf I'm on a Mobile

Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d6)

>>538862
Kk

>>538967
Thank you lucky blue, hope a red rolls to make this fasta

Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d6)

>>539107
Hang on...I can

Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d6)

>>538350
Rollin' dim dizey

Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d6)

>>538350
Lets krump dis git!

Alroight boyz, sum gud rolls 'ere.

Writin' in a sec.

>>539672
Boss?

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>>538432
>>538967
>>539182
>>539184
>>539338

Finkin' 'a dah onlee stratagee tah' gettin' 'dis git tah' foight yah' mussle fer' mussle, ya close tha' distance between yew an' 'im, an' den swing yer choppa in a soideways arc, on a path with his ribs.

Forced intah' akshun by 'dis rapid change, 'e tries tah' jump outta' 'da way, but 'cos yah' klosed 'da dustince, 'e taykes 'yer choppa on 'da soid 'a 'is brestplate. 'Da steel 'olds fer' a sekund, den dents, an' ultimately crumples under 'da sheer weight 'a yer cleavah'. Yer' sure yah' can 'ear da 'umies ribs crackin' behoind 'is armer'.

Both yer' boyz an' da knoights awn da soide cringe at da soight a 'da lords' armer' crumplin', but 'es nawt outta the foight left.

'Da 'umie sinks to 'es knees, blud streemin' outta' 'is armer' by 'is wound. He looks up tah' 'yah, den raises 'is swerd in an' akt a strength an' defoiance das suprizes yah'. 'E slashes at yer' cheek, givin yah' a smawl fleshwund an' a noice skar layter awn.

Yah' grab 'da puny 'umies wrist, crushin' 'is 'and in 'da process, an' raise yer' choppa in 'da process. 'Den, 'da 'umies looks up tah' yah' an' yer choppa, den speeks in a soft voice.

"I yield, orruk. Spare moi, an' dew yourself honeur, monsieur."

Awn un' 'and, yah' could krump 'dis liitle 'umie 'dat gave yah' a nick awn yer cheek. Awn da uvver 'and, 'da 'umies fawt 'onoruablee.

What's the plan, boss?

>Krump 'da git, an' every'un else in 'da whole zoggin' kastle!

>'Es fawt well, proppa orky-loike. Tell 'im tah' tell 'is 'umies tah stand down, den spare 'im, an' 'is knoights, we don' need any more dead boyz.

>Other (Write-In)

Sorry for the ridiculous wait, boyz.

>>540719
Leas dis git noes who da boss is. less spare em and hes soldjas den we aught a take all da shineys and get out fore more boys die.

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>>540719
Weez bedda off fightin' smart ravva dan 'ard, lez sperr 'im.

Weeb alsa git da adid bonuz o' spreadin' da wurd aroun' ubbout oor victoary if weeb let da umiez go.

>>'Es fawt well, proppa orky-loike. Tell 'im tah' tell 'is 'umies tah stand down, den spare 'im, an' 'is knoights, we don' need any more dead boyz.

I was at Dragon Con this weekend. Could someone give me a short catch-me-up?

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>>540748
>>540782
>>540844

Lowerin' 'yer choppa', yat tell 'da 'umie lord tah' 'ave 'is med stand down so yer boyz don' krump anee more.

By dah' toime both yew' an' 'da lords knoights get their boyz tah' stop fightin' each uvvah', 'deres onlee a few 'umies awn 'da last wall an' 'da kourt-yard, an' yah' also see several af 'yer boyz dead on 'da wallz, either wif' a bolt stickin' outta' 'is armer', or a stab-wund awn 'is body.

Aftah' 'da 'umie heeelerz git 'dere lord ta' stop bleedin', 'e comes tah' speek wif 'yah. 'Es got a big 'ol bandage 'round 'is side, an' a sling 'round 'is arm.

"Orruk Wulfmaw,Take waht you will, then leave, please. My people have already suffered greatly. Let us rebuild what you have destroyed."

'Da 'umies sez, 'is weerd accent makin' werds cawmikul. 'But,' e doez raize a gud point. What are yah' gonnah' dew wif 'dis playce? 'Deres onlee a few 'umies left in kastul, most wunded, an' yer boyz are alreadys ready fer a foight.

Whats the plan, boss?

>Lewt 'da kastul, an' leeve 'da 'umies alone. Less 'ead back tah' kamp, boyz.

>Lewt 'da kastul, 'den burn it an' all 'da 'umies in it. Buggat' dah' 'umies an' 'dere pile 'a stonez!

>'Ave 'da boyz settle down. I's 'da lord 'a dis kastul now.

>>542181
>'Ave 'da boyz settle down. I's 'da lord 'a dis kastul now.
WE DA BOSS NOW!

>>542183
Oh, an' we shuld send a boy ta spreed da story 'ow da great boss Wulmaw konkured a 'umie kastle!

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>>542181
>>542183
>>542186
^
Sekundin' diz

Da umies are nub in ony posishun ter make demanz, dey shud be dankful weez leddin' dim git away wif their livz ter begin wif wen weeb cud ab jus' as easilee krumped ebry laz wona dim.

Iz our kastl' nows, tel' da umies ter git da zogg outa our nyoo 'ome or wez kikk dim owt ourselvz.

If doze gitz still be refuzin', tell da boyz dat they ab our permishun ter begin per-parashunz fer da feast, if y'knowz-wotz meeb mean.

Writin' in a bit, boyz.

>>542761
Gork's speed boss

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>>542183
>>542186
>>542191

Yah' tell yer' boyz tah' round up 'da 'umies tah' 'dah' grate 'all. Raz sez 'dat summa' 'da 'umies wud bee gud servents, an' if yer' gonna' be lord 'a anee landz, yah' gotta' 'ave gitz tah' ferm 'da feelds an' chop 'da treez.

After yer' boyz 'ave torn down 'da old 'umie bannah's an' raised 'yer Wulf Mawz bannah', yah go intah' 'da lords 'all tah' see yer' new kingdum.

'Da 'all isin't much tah' luk at, but 's got a great big chair at da 'end 'a 'da 'all, wif' 'sum noice gold polishin'. 'S a bit small yer' 'yer large soize, but it'll do.

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Afer all dah' blud been kleaned up awn yer' new wallz an' kourt-yard, Raz gives yah' 'da kasulty numbahs.

"Twelve boyz ded, an anuvver six injured, boss. I dunno if we can 'old 'da fort wif 'only us an' our boyz. 'Soides, if 'da 'umies know we's undah-strength, they'll stab us in da bak soon az we turn 'round."

Ya 'fink awn 'dis fer a bit, lookin' ovah' y'er new 'all. If yah' went out wif a few gits an' left a trusty boy tah' keep an' eye awn 'fings, yah' rekun yah' kud round uppa' few uvver grupz an' replenish yer' lawsez a few toimes ovah'. Still, 's a risky manuvah.

What's next, boss?

>>543044
Gotta roun up sum boyz, boss! Maybe a few a da ladz too. Couldn urt ta avva few grots about to cleen and cook fer da boyz

>>543044
Rally more lads too our cause look we got a castle.

>>543044
Git Mo boyz ta make da mob bigga. Dis fawt Wulfmaw now. Take da best loot an go rekruit

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>>543044
Meeb be per-ddy sur dat weeb jus' producededed lotsa sporz durin' da scrap, send da gobbos owt ter finda az maney as dey kan an begin kultivatin' dim. Weeb kan use dem ter rekoop our lossz per-ddy qwicklee.

Afta we've gavvereded enuff boyz from spor' farmin', weeb kan jus' split da mob in twuu an sen' da uvver 'alf bak ter da ole kamp while da uvver takz cair o' da castul.

>>544326
Ya, do dis!

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>>543089
>>543316
>>544177
>>544326

Yah' tell Raz' tah' get sum grots tah' 'pruhduuce 'da sporeboyz frum dah' 'boyz dat gawt krumped in dah foight. Yah' also put 'im in charge 'a 'da kastul fer until yah' git back, an' give 'im a smak awn 'dah 'ead 'fore you 'ead awf jus' 's 'e makes sure 'e know who 'da boss iz.

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We're 'eadin' back tah' 'da foot'ills awf our 'old stompin grounds, home tah' yer' troibe an' foive uvvah larga' 'uns, as well as sum smallah' 'uns 'ere an' there. Yah' take a few boyz awt wif' yah' an' leeve 'da newlee-dubbed Kastle Wulfmaw tah, go 'an get more boyz.

Beefore yah' go awf, on'a yer' skout-gobbos 'ands yah' an' updayted' map 'a 'da s-roundin' areaz.

Yah' got 'bout ten 'a yer' biggest orkz wif' yah'. Where tew' now, boss?

>'Ead back tah' 'da kamp. 'Less get 'sum spore-boyz.

>Less' teech dose uvva' orkz who's boss.

>Less' teech 'dose gobbos who's boss.

>Other (Write-in)

>>545042
Less' teech dose orks wo' da biggest and strongest boss is!

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>>545042
Lez go git dem gobbos, weeb need ter makz up a strongg work force as part o' da fundazhun' o' our nyoo upcomin' empirey fingey.

Buildin' da infrastructur ter akommodeit da futur generashunz o' boyz an da newley assimilatededededed wunz from uvva tribz shud be our furst priority. Afta dat comz solidifyin' our foovvold in da neerby territoary.

Afta our 'ome fronta iz properley securededededed weeb kan begin expandin' ter nyoo territoriss. Mi furst suggesshun wuud be establishin' a propa garrison at da minz so weeb will gotsa propa sauce o' nyoo mine-rulz dat weeb kan use ter craft bedda armoor an wepunz. Afta dat, possiblee uvver 'umie seddlements.

>>547489
An wen Iz sez weeb Iz mean weeb an awl da boyz in ar' klan.

>>545042
Get some of da ladz boss! Ya need some weedy runts ta lord ovva!

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>>547303
>>547489
>>547619
>>547840

Yah' decoide tah' tayke yer boyz tah' 'da neerest gobbo kamp, a littul encampment s'rounded by 'da fast-movin' rivah' an' palisades across 'de onlee' way in', a littul track leadin' in. 'Dis pusishun cud bee a gud an' dee-fencible fort 'if ytah' 'ad 'de mater-ee-als, yah' rekun.

As yah' approach 'da kamp, 'da only vestige of a challenge is a lone gobbo on a stubby watchtower is soundin' a small, tinny brass horn a few times.

Yew' walk intah' 'da encampment, skreened by yer boyz, who occasionally menace 'de few foolish gobbos who get too close or look for too long.

Beefore long, yer' in d'a centre of 'da kamp, a large open space with a firepit in the middle. Across from you and yer boyz stands a larger tent than all 'de uvvah's, presumably occupied by whatevah's passes for a bass 'round 'ere. Before you can march over to the tent and rip the gobbo leader out of his tent, the flap unfolds and a small, wiry gobbo bursts out, donnong the distinctive cowl, robe and staff of a shaman. His clothes are adorned with all sorts of wards, hexes and trophies, and when he looks at yah', you see there's not a 'int 'a fear.

"Kouzin! What yew want?"

The shaman gruffly asks, keeping his tone neutral. You guess he's not yet suspicious of you and your small party.

Your ten boyz look to you expectantly, choppas at the ready. You're sure you saw at least thirty gobbos on the way here, all armed with chrude spears and knives. You're not sure what weerd-boy magikz 'da gobbo-shaman has, and you don't exactly want to find out the hard way.

What's the plan of action, boss?

>Challenge 'em tah' un'-awn-'un kawmbat.

>No werds, jus' rush 'im 'fore he' can kast sum sneeky spell.

>Krump 'em, boyz!

>Wud'ja gitz bee intres-ted in 'ah kun-federacy? We's makin' da biggest waagh 'da wurld evah' seen!

>Other (Write-in)

>>548200
Ask da gobbo shamun if 'is klan az ab ony gud buildaz an if dey wuud be interesteded in joinin' up inta a mutualey beneficiul Waaagh!!! pact wif us.

>>548200
Oi, lets ask if da gobbo wonts ta join us!

>>548200
No need ta krump em iffin deys willin ta join aneewayz. Ask da weird'un if his gobbos wanna liv inna reel kasul

>>548200
>>Wud'ja gitz bee intres-ted in 'ah kun-federacy? We's makin' da biggest waagh 'da wurld evah' seen!

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>>548309
>>548331
>>548335
>>548425

"Ya' gitz, I's Warboss Wulfmaw, an 'is makin' ba biggest waagh 'da wurlds evah seen. now,eye ain't askin' yeh' tah bow tah' meeb, but i's want tah' know if you's'll join meeb boyz or nawt."

The shaman seems to agree to these words, but he doesn't look completely convinced. 'Da littul gobbos of the encampment, however, are easily swayed by your sersuading voice and your boy'z choppas.

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After ironing out the details and shaking on it in the shaman's tent, you leave the camp with some supplies and two-dozen gobbo masons and woodworkers to help build you settlements.

The shaman informs you that he needs some time to train s'more speer-gobbos fer' 'da waagh, then he and his gobbos will march for Kastul Wulfmaw tah' join up wif' yer boyz.

GAINED:

>24x builder-gobbos
>40x speer-gobbos
>10x arrer'-gobbos
>1x gobbo shaman

Well boss, dat' wuz eezee. Wut now?

>>548681
Betta get som boyz now boss! But maybe bring a trophies alon ta showem ya meenz bizness

>>548681
We go an' krump da other orc boss an' den take kontrol of his boyz.

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>>548825
>>551561

Yew an' yer' new gobbos 'ead 'cross 'da rivah' tah' git' sum orkz tah' join yer' cauze. Yah' git yer' boyz tah' moove out awn 'ah fast-march, an' then tell 'ona yer' gobbos tah' go an' tell Raz at Kastul Wulfmaw about 'da new gobbos.

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Yer march goes pretty uneventfully, but yuo're sure you saw a river troll once of twice when you passed near the rivah' that snakes through 'yer futur king-dum.

As' yah luk at 'da 'uge encampment from 'a nearby hill, yah' kan truly see 'da soize 'a tha' kamp. 'Srounded by 'high palisades, easily a hundered tents are in the camp it self, while gobbo shacks line the interior and exterior of the wooden walls. Whoever's the boss of this place must be 'a 'uge git indeed.

Yer' boyz are still on the hill, obscured by the rapidly-fading dusk light. You've got yourself, ten orkz, and just under two dozen gobbos, and you're not sure if the orkz in the camp will just bow down and accept you as their new boss, no matter how many trophies you bring them.

What's the plan, boss?

>>554234
START A FIRE

LIGHT UP SOME LOGS AND ROLL 'EM AT THE CAMP

THAT'LL WAKE 'EM UP

>>554234
We shuld go bak bekause we need more boyz to krump da other boss

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>>555487
>>557067

Yah' tell yer' boyz tah' shop sum' treez down, an' be kwik-'bout it. 'S dark now, wif' a half-monn providin' onlee a bit 'a blu-loight in 'da treez.

Yer' boyz chop down sum' decentlee soized treez in good toime, den' yah' git' on'a 'da gobbos tah' make a big 'ol fyah.

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'Deres 'bout foive big logs, an' eech on'a 'dem bekums 'a flamin' bulldozah' rollin' down 'da hill. Dey, kwiklee pick up 'da payce, flames licking down 'deys soides as' 'de whispered questions of confusions frum 'da kamp become one of kunfushun, 'den shawk, 'den 'un'a 'der gobbos skreems an' 'all 'ell breaks loose.

'De lawgz are on' 'em in an' instant, smashing asoide watchtowers, tents and orks aloike as day' roll down 'da 'ill an' kum tew' a stop in the middle of the camp. Frum 'ere, the' burnin' logs catch the nearby tents alight, although you see two of the ligs failed to hold their flame.

Even with the diminished power of three flame sourcces as opposed to five, the flames eagerly catch to the greasy hides and logs of the kamp, ans soon fully half of the kamp is an inferno of splintered wood and screaming torches, the unfortunate orkz an' gobbos caught in the blaze only serving to furth er the flames as they run around every which way.

After a hearty chuckle, yer' boyz an' yew kwik-loike pack up yer' stuff an' 'ead back tah' 'yer kamp.

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Yah' make good toime tah' 'yer 'kamp, Littefang greeting you as yu enter the place. You see the palisades an' shooty-'towerz are one, as well as the sparring pit, which is currently being used by two spore-boyz'.

Littefang informs you once you gt to your longhall that thirteen new spore-boyz have spawned since you left to capture the Kastul. He says they're not yet hardened, and most are soft-hides; you're surely going to need some more boyz tah' get 'da uvve klans tah' join' 'yah.

After dropping the gobbos off, you say goodbye to Littefang then saunter off into the world. Where to now, boss?

>Tah' 'da Kastul. Raz's probably got 'sum spore-boyz.

>Tah' 'da myne. 'Less see wot's crawled in 'dere since we last 'ad a visut.

>Tah' 'da rivah'. Less' see if 'dem rivah' trolls will join us 'fer 'sum food.

>Other (Write-in)

>>559835

Also sorry fer' 'de longah' toimes between posts, got loadsa studyin' tah' dew.

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>>559835
Trolls boss! Dem trolls'd be ded andy inna pinch. Get sum snotlings or eatin squigs and offer em ta the big oafs.

>>560400
Oi, da grot is right! We trow the trolls sum snotlings and da trolls follow!

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>>560400
>>561706

Yah' tayke yer new boyz wif' yah' an' 'ead' out tah' 'de rivah', where yer' sure yah' saw a revah' troll or two 'round there before.

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Yer' boyz onlee tayke' a few hours tah' 'get t ah' 'de rivah', an' before yah' know it, Yer' at a marshy bit, where 'de long grass comes up above yer' shoulder.

The soft mud easily clogs your boots and the going is slow as ye' boyz half-walk, half-sink past the mudbanks. Finally, yah' 'get tew a somewhat stable sandbar and get your bearings. Past the sandbar is the rivah' 'itself, about twenty meters across, lazily flowing to your left. Past that are some more reeds towards the bank and, you presume, river trolls.

Your eyesight pays off when a few minutes of waiting later, yah' 'spot a dark blue shape moving among the grass on the far bank, all scales and leathery hide. You're not sure of you eyes, until the same thing happens a few meters to the right. You're sure there's a troll in the long grass.

Yer' gobbos' 'ave dragged along some meat and food, and of course you've got your boyz with you. How will you get this troll on the far bank to join yer' kauze, boss?

>Decide on a plan of action, then roll 2d6 for sucess.