Pitbull Quest 3; Valve's Forbidden Number

>>503993
>>503993
>>503993
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Link to the old thread for newcomers.

6 Dawgs, and 1 Big Dawg (4u) are being led by you Top Dawg (Packleader) on a quest to expand territory. Rolling to see what we find
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>1-5: Dumpster behind apartment complex; Animal Control
>6-10: Two additional apartments; Big Chimp
>11-15: The Entire Apartment Complex; Big Dawg
>16-20: The Entire Neighborhood; Little Chimp

Rolled 17, 19 = 36 (2d20)

Forgot the dice, goddamnit

>>513657
Well I'm here

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It turns out that during Book Bitch's story-time, there was a Chimp uprising in town. As a result, looting and chaos ensued, and the local Chimps of your neighborhood were arrested. Their houses, now all abandoned have been properly pissed on and marked as your pack's.
While you were doing this, you encountered a Little Chimp whose father was arrested. He's homeless, defenseless, and rather tasty looking.
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What're you gonna do dawg?
>We're gunna be like the Jungle Book and shiet, make him apart of the pack.
>Rip him apart, there shall be no inferior races in our glorious pack.
>Stare smugly at the chimp before you all piss on him.
>Take his clothes and leave, Packleader needs new threads.

>>513668
>>We're gunna be like the Jungle Book and shiet, make him apart of the pack.
This is the most effective, and least wasteful. Also could use an ambassador for when we need someone who isn't a COMPLETE degenerate like BB.

>>513668
>Be like jungle book

>>513668
>>We're gunna be like the Jungle Book and shiet, make him apart of the pack.

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>>513673
>>513672
>>513671
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You all bark and scare the Little Chimp, chasing him back to Book Bitch's apartment. She rubs her distended stomach lightly before grabbing Little Chimp and holding the crying child to her breast. You nod at Book Bitch and she brings him into her apartment, hopefully she doesn't rape him.
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Pop: 2 Alphas, 7 Bitches, 6 Dawgs, 1 Book Bitch, 1 Little Chimp
Food: 4 Turns worth.
Tech: Readin', Maths, Don't mean y'all aren't stupid though.
Society: Breed Purity (Non-pitbulls considered inferior) Cuteness (Manipulative little bastards)
Territory: 17/150 Filled, We own the hood now Dawg.
Weapons: Claws, Teeth, Scary Pitbull shit, you know this already why are you still reading?
Books: Tools, Mein Kampf, Art Of The Deal, History Of The KKK. Read one, you stupid fuck.
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>Events:
Book Bitch is taking on a rather maternal role for Little Chimp, whether or not its so she can fuck him later is unknown.
>Little Chimp into Big Chimp: 2 Turns Remain
>Pregnant?: 1 Turn Remains
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You own the hood Dawg, now what?
>A. Go hunting with the dawgs
>B. Watch some movie about some Chimp teachin' chimps how to breakdance, might learn somethin'
>C. Go out and start pissing on things, your gonna need more land for your pack Dawg.
>D. Dawg Orgy, get these bitches pregnant
>E. Watch BET with yo dawgs, pack bonding and shit, know what I'm sayin?
>F. Have Book Bitch read a book to the pack (Specify which one) She'll also let you all fuck her afterwards, bitch must've spent too much time on Tumblr.
>G. Watch Animal Channel and learn more about your species
>H. Watch Donald Trump and learn more about the world around you
>I. Watch History Channel and learn more about building a glorious rei- I mean civilization
>J. Teach Little Chimp the ways of the pack, so that Book Bitch doesn't corrupt him.
>K. Write In
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Feel free to ask questions too, dawgs.

>>513683
>>D. Dawg Orgy, get these bitches pregnant
We got the territory let's grow our pack.

Pack bonding sounds good
E

>>513683
>>E. Watch BET with yo dawgs, pack bonding and shit, know what I'm sayin?
Get on it

>>513683
>D. Dawg Orgy, get these bitches pregnant

We be fuckin alot

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>513853
>>513700
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With all the new territory, you decide for their to be a pack-wide orgy. Dawgs fuck Bitches, and Book Bitch simply sits in the corner masturbating. Speaking of Book Bitch, she's in what seems to be labor. Rolling to see what comes out...
>1= Small Dawg, damn bitch
>2= Human/Dawg hybrid.

>>513864
>1= Small Dawg, damn bitch

>>513864

>2= Human/Dawg hybrid.
we should probably kill it, species impurities and all that

>>513864
Make book bitch eat it

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What comes out of Book Bitch appears to be a human baby with a fur coat and dog ears, even though this thing is a genetic freak, it functions much like any other baby, and begins sucking on Book Bitch's breast, while Little Chimp stares on, traumatized.
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Pop: 2 Alphas, 7 Bitches, 6 Dawgs, 1 Book Bitch, 1 Little Chimp, 1 Lil' Dawgman
Food: 3 Turns worth.
Tech: Readin', Maths, Don't mean y'all aren't stupid though.
Society: Breed Purity (Non-pitbulls considered inferior) Cuteness (Manipulative little bastards)
Territory: 18/150 Filled, We own the hood now Dawg.
Weapons: Claws, Teeth, Scary Pitbull shit, you know this already why are you still reading?
Books: Tools, Mein Kampf, Art Of The Deal, History Of The KKK. Read one, you stupid fuck.
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>Events: Turns out we can create half dawg half humans with Book Bitch, while the Dawgs would normally eat freaks like this, they find these ones in particular cute, so they let them live.
>Little Chimp into Big Chimp: 1 Turn Remains
>Lil' Dawgman into Big Dawgman: 2 Turns Remain
>7 Pregnant Bitches: 2 Turns Remain
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You own the hood Dawg, now what?
>A. Go hunting with the dawgs
>B. Watch some movie about some Chimp teachin' chimps how to breakdance, might learn somethin'
>C. Go out and start pissing on things, your gonna need more land for your pack Dawg.
>D. Teach Lil' Chimp the ways of the pack, Book Bitch is definitely fucking this kid up.
>E. Watch BET with yo dawgs, pack bonding and shit, know what I'm sayin?
>F. Have Book Bitch read a book to the pack (Specify which one) She'll also let you all fuck her afterwards, bitch must've spent too much time on Tumblr.
>G. Watch Animal Channel and learn more about your species
>H. Watch Donald Trump and learn more about the world around you
>I. Watch History Channel and learn more about building a glorious rei- I mean civilization
>J. Write In
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Feel free to ask questions too, dawgs.

>>513864
>>513883
>>513884
Fuck yous twos. We gotta raise that mothafuckin hybrid up. New ruling class right there...assuming it isn't some useless retarded hybrid.

>>513888
>A. Go hunting with the dawgs
Getting a little short on food there.

>>513898
man what part of "Society: Breed Purity (Non-pitbulls considered inferior)" dontcha understand
>>513888
A

>>513898
The QM rolled for it it wasn't voting.

>>513888
>A. Go hunting with the dawgs

Rolled 7 (1d30)

>>513903
>>513902
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Top Dawg, Big Dawg, and the others roam about their claimed territory, searching for intruders, rolling for whats found.
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>1-5: Animal Control
>6-10: Big Chimp
>11-15: Big Dawg
>16-20: Lil' Chimp
>21-25: Lil' Dawg
>26-30: Something fucking crazy, we'll roll again with the "HOLY SHIT!" list.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

A big chimp is found, trying to break into one of the houses YOU claimed!
>Need mo money fo dem programs... muthafuggin police.
This cannot be tolerated, so you all surround the Chimp.
>Ayy dafuq you Dawgs doin?
Growling, the Chimp figures out whats going on, and takes out a...
>1: Nothing
>2: Knife
>3: Gun

>>513877
This ain't a vote you dirty negro

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>Fuckin' Police, Fuckin' Dawgs, Fuckin' Whitey
Taking out a knife, the Chimp charges into you all, slashing wildly!
>Fo' Trayvon!!!
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>Pack O' Dawgs:
Hp: 75
Attack: 30
Defense: 25
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>Big Chimp
Hp: 30
Attack: 35
Defense: 20
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Aight, two of you roll 1d10 and we'll see the results of ROUND 1: CHIMP Vs. DAWGS

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>513942

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>513942

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>>513945
>>513989
The chimp barely does any damage, while you take a chunk of his leg. He's halfway to death, but still fighting.
>I DINDU NUFFIN!!!!!
He howled to the sky... and suddenly... another chimp appeared! Another... and another... Oh shit this is a turf war now!
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Pack O' Dawgs:
Hp: 70
Attack: 30
Defense: 25
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>Gang O' Chimps
Hp: 40
Attack: 35
Defense: 20
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Two people roll 2d20s due to the fight being larger.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>513995

Rolled 10, 10 = 20 (2d20)

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>513995

Rolled 11, 13 = 24 (2d20)

>>513995
Wrong dice

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>44
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Song Related: https://youtu.be/Qkuu0Lwb5EM
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You all swarm the chimps and massacre them, screams echo into the empty neighborhood, now fully eradicated of chimps.
>Shiiiiieeeet!!!!
Is the last sound echoed into the streets, before you rip out the Chimp's neck.
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Rolling to see what phat loot we get:
1-5: Sunglasses
6-10: Snapback Hat
11-15: Hood Clothes
16-20: The Hood Deluxe, all of the previous loot
21-25: A Knife
26-30: A loaded gun

Rolled 13 (1d30)

Forgot the dice.

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You take the hood clothing, now all the Dawgs in your pack wear pic related amongst other Dawgs, while Bitches, including Book Bitch, and Dawgs in private remain naked.
>Societal Change
>Tech Change
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Pop: 2 Alphas, 7 Bitches, 6 Dawgs, 1 Book Bitch, 1 Big Chimp, 1 Lil' Dawgman
Food: 10 Turns worth.
Tech: Readin', Maths, Clothes, Don't mean y'all aren't stupid though.
Society: Breed Purity (Non-pitbulls considered inferior) Cuteness (Manipulative little bastards)
Patriarchy (Males Superiors, only ones allowed to wear clothes)
Territory: 18/150 Filled, We own the hood now Dawg.
Weapons: Claws, Teeth, Scary Pitbull shit, you know this already why are you still reading?
Books: Tools, Mein Kampf, Art Of The Deal, History Of The KKK. Read one, you stupid fuck.
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>Events: Lil' Chimp is a Big Chimp now, the last one of this neighborhood, he's tame compared to the others and can speak perfect Dawg.
>Lil' Dawgman into Big Dawgman: 1 Turn Remains
>7 Pregnant Bitches: 1 Turn Remains
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You own the hood Dawg, now what?
>A. Go hunting with the dawgs
>B. Watch some movie about some Chimp teachin' chimps how to breakdance, might learn somethin'
>C. Go out and start pissing on things, your gonna need more land for your pack Dawg.
>D. Teach Lil' Chimp the ways of the pack, Book Bitch is definitely fucking this kid up.
>E. Watch BET with yo dawgs, pack bonding and shit, know what I'm sayin?
>F. Have Book Bitch read a book to the pack (Specify which one) She'll also let you all fuck her afterwards, bitch must've spent too much time on Tumblr.
>G. Watch Animal Channel and learn more about your species
>H. Watch Donald Trump and learn more about the world around you
>I. Watch History Channel and learn more about building a glorious rei- I mean civilization
>J. Write In
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Feel free to ask questions too, dawgs.

>>514043
Minor change
>D. Have Big Chimp go out and sell the rest of Tyrone's Crack
>E. Distribute Crack amongst your Dawgs

>>514044
>D. Have Big Chimp go out and sell the rest of Tyrone's Crack


Dawgs don't get foodstamps and welfare.

D

Rolled 9 + 200 (1d400 + 200)

Big Chimp sells the rest of Tyrone's Crack, bringing in a nice profit, rolling for how much we get.

Rolled 64 (1d84)

Rolling for how many puppies are born,

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Big Chimp rakes in 209$ off of Tyrone's crack, allowing us to send either Book Bitch or Big Chimp out to buy supplies whenever we please.
Meanwhile, the Bitches of the pack give birth, giving us 64 Lil' Puppers.
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Pop: 2 Alphas, 7 Bitches, 6 Dawgs, 1 Book Bitch, 1 Big Chimp, 1 Dawgman, 64 Puppers
Food: 9 Turns worth.
Cash: 209$
Tech: Readin', Maths, Clothes, Don't mean y'all aren't stupid though.
Society: Breed Purity (Non-pitbulls considered inferior) Cuteness (Manipulative little bastards)
Patriarchy (Males Superiors, only ones allowed to wear clothes)
Territory: 82/150 Filled, We own the hood now Dawg.
Weapons: Claws, Teeth, Scary Pitbull shit, you know this already why are you still reading?
Books: Tools, Mein Kampf, Art Of The Deal, History Of The KKK. Read one, you stupid fuck.
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>Events: Lil' Dawgman is a Big Dawgman now, he's pretty chill, and if he screws his mother he could make more Dawgmen, although they'd be inbreds.
>Puppers into Dawgs: 2 Turns Remain
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You own the hood Dawg, now what?
>A. Go hunting with the dawgs
>B. Watch some movie about some Chimp teachin' chimps how to breakdance, might learn somethin'
>C. Go out and start pissing on things, your gonna need more land for your pack Dawg.
>D. Have Dawgman fuck Book Bitch for more Dawgmen.
>E. Watch BET with yo dawgs, pack bonding and shit, know what I'm sayin?
>F. Have Book Bitch read a book to the pack (Specify which one) She'll also let you all fuck her afterwards, bitch must've spent too much time on Tumblr.
>G. Watch Animal Channel and learn more about your species
>H. Watch Donald Trump and learn more about the world around you
>I. Watch History Channel and learn more about building a glorious rei- I mean civilization
>J. Send out Book Bitch or Big Chimp to buy something (Specify what)
>K. Write In.
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Feel free to ask questions too, dawgs.

I

Alright, wrapping it up for tonight Dawgs.
Hopefully tomorrow we can develop into more than a pack... possibly a small civ... or a reich... or something grander.
>Be back at 6:00 P.m. Eastern Time

>>514069
>I. Watch History Channel and learn more about building a glorious rei- I mean civilization

>>514069
According to Breed Purity, Dawgman is a travesty and is inferior. He is castrated so he does not reproduce.

Also:
>F. Have Book Bitch read a book to the pack (Tools)

>>514208
Seconding the castration of untermensch

Also
>>E. Watch BET with yo dawgs, pack bonding and shit, know what I'm sayin?
We need to get tight with our crew mofuggas

i pick the b option ! I can't wait to see all our pack doign their breakdance routine before attacking

>>514069
Castrate the mongrel, the übermensch must stay pure
I

>>514069
>E. Watch BET with yo dawgs, pack bonding and shit, know what I'm sayin?

>>514903
>>514398
>>514208
Hang on homies, poor Dawgman didn't ask to be born an abomination. If anything, Book Bitch is at fault here. AND she's even further from the glorious Pitbull race than he is.

How about we just have her teach Dawgman to read then tear her filthy Tumblr browsing face off.

We would lose the ability to make dawgmen, so let's not kill book bitch.

>G. Watch Animal Channel and learn more about your species

>>515114
>poor Dawgman didn't ask to be born an abomination
Neither did the Chihuahua nor the chimps and kikes. Superior genes will arise from evolution and breeding from within our own gene pool.

I'm not saying to kill him, he'll still be useful. Just make him unable to contaminate the gene pool, early so he doesn't remember when a grown up.

>>514069
Can the Big Chimp fuck the Book Bitch?

>>515282
>>Events: Lil' Dawgman is a Big Dawgman now, he's pretty chill, and if he screws his mother he could make more Dawgmen, although they'd be inbreds.

>>514069
>I. Watch History Channel and learn more about building a glorious reich

>>514069
>>I. Watch History Channel and learn more about building a glorious rei- I mean civilization

>>515563
That's what we need to avoid senpaialam

>>515384
Nah, after reading Mein Kampf and getting fucked by pitbulls to the point of making half-breeds, she exclusively wants the BDK (Big Dog Knot).

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>>514096
>>514208
>>514398
>>514903
>>515616
>>515889
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Everyone in the pack gathers around Tyrone's old T.v. and watches the History Channel. Learning about Hitler's Reich and other various historical civilizations highly intrigues the Dawgs, to the point where they make it a pack goal to have a glorious nation of their own. To begin, they castrate the undermensch, Big Chimp, Dawgman, and Book Bitch. While Big Chimp and Dawgman screamed in pain during the procedure, Book Bitch didn't mind as it meant she would no longer have any unwanted pregnancies.
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Pop: 2 Alphas, 7 Bitches, 6 Dawgs, 1 Book Bitch, 1 Big Chimp, 1 Dawgman, 64 Puppers
Food: 9 Turns worth.
Cash: 209$
Tech: Readin', Maths, Clothes, Don't mean y'all aren't stupid though.
Society: Breed Purity (Non-pitbulls considered inferior) Cuteness (Manipulative little bastards)
Patriarchy (Males Superiors, only ones allowed to wear clothes) Nationalism (We need to secure a future for pitbull children, 14/88, etc.)
Territory: 82/150 Filled, We own the hood now Dawg.
Weapons: Claws, Teeth, Scary Pitbull shit, you know this already why are you still reading?
Books: Tools, Mein Kampf, Art Of The Deal, History Of The KKK. Read one, you stupid fuck.
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>Events:
It's been fairly peaceful, most Puppers just sit around the T.V. learning about Hitler, to the point where they are occasionally seen raising their paws to do a Nazi Salute.
>Puppers into Dawgs: 1 Turns Remain
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You own the hood Dawg, now what?
>A. Go hunting with the dawgs
>B. Watch some movie about some Chimp teachin' chimps how to breakdance, might learn somethin'
>C. Go out and start pissing on things, your gonna need more land for your pack Dawg.
>D. Kill Dawgman, Damn Abomination
>E. Watch BET with yo dawgs, pack bonding and shit, know what I'm sayin?
>F. Have Book Bitch read a book to the pack (Specify which one) She'll also let you all fuck her afterwards, bitch must've spent too much time on Tumblr.
>G. Watch Animal Channel and learn more about your species
>H. Watch Donald Trump and learn more about the world around you
>I. Organize the pack and disperse them into each house in the neighborhood. (Gives us little Dawg states, changes style of the game)
>J. Send out Book Bitch or Big Chimp to buy something (Specify what)
>K. Write In.
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Feel free to ask questions too, dawgs.

>>516103
>H. Watch Donald Trump and learn more about the world around you

>>516103
>F. Have Book Bitch read a book to the pack Art Of The Deal She'll also let you all fuck her afterwards, bitch must've spent too much time on Tumblr

>>516103
>E. Watch BET with yo dawgs, pack bonding and shit, know what I'm sayin?
We're gonna have a lot of dawgs next turn, keep the family unit tight, don't want a rebellion on our paws.

>>516103
We need to learn to use tools! Have part of the pack specialise as engineers, while the oldest specialise as chieftains and decide how to divide the hood. Set up daily chieftain meetings for decision making.

>>516163
I agree.

>>516163
Fo shizzle OPizzle

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>>516163
>>516332
>>516520
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E'ryone in the pack gathas 'round yo ol' nigga Tyrone's T.v. and they watch that BET, dawg. Yo all laugh yo asses off at dose funny ass T.v. shows and Bitches grind on Dawgs to the sound of the freshest music 'round. Big Chimp dances around too n' shiet, its a good time Dawg.
>Societal Change
Oh by the way yo lil' pups are dawgs now, so that pretty cool, know what I'm sayin'?
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Pop: 2 Alphas, 38 Bitches, 38 Dawgs, 1 Book Bitch, 1 Big Chimp, 1 Dawgman
Food: 8 Turns Worth
Cash: 209$
Tech: Readin', Math, Clothes, Ya'll still some dumb fucks tho.
Society: Breed Purity, Cuteness, Patriarchy, Nationalism, Senpai (Y'all senpai, so y'all won't kill eachotha')
Territory: 82/150 Filled, You one big senpai
Weapons: Pitbulls, isn't this shit obvious?
Books: Tools, Mein Kampf, Art Of The Deal, History Of The KKK. Knowledge is power, dawg.
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>Events:
Dawgs have been seen howling kumbaya to eachother around ghetto tire fires, shits good dawg.
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Ayy you're doin' pretty good dawg, now what?
>A. Go hunting with the dawgs
>B. Watch some movie about some Chimp teachin' chimps how to breakdance, might learn somethin'
>C. Go out and start pissing on things, your gonna need more land for your pack Dawg.
>D. Kill Dawgman, Damn Abomination
>E. Learn to speak English off of yo humans n' shit, bitches love talking Dawgs.
>F. Have Book Bitch read a book to the pack (Specify which one) She'll also let you all fuck her afterwards, bitch must've spent too much time on Tumblr.
>G. Watch Animal Channel and learn more about your species
>H. Watch Donald Trump and learn more about the world around you
>I. Organize the pack and disperse them into each house in the neighborhood. (Gives us little Dawg states, changes style of the game)
>J. Send out Book Bitch or Big Chimp to buy something (Specify what)
>K. Write In.

>>516625
>>E. Learn to speak English off of yo humans n' shit, bitches love talking Dawgs.

>>516625
>A. Go hunting with the dawgs
Go outside our territory to search for new pitbull bitches and others that fit the uberdoge ideal (ie. us).

I'll be back at 6:00 P.m. tomorrow... on the next episode of...
>PITBULL QUEST!
Sorry guys, its a slow night and I have some stuff to do

>>516740
you really should just run a single thread to completion instead of constantly making new ones.

>>516625
>>E. Learn to speak English off of yo humans n' shit, bitches love talking Dawgs.

>>516625
B / we need to learn how to breakdance, bitches love dancing dawgs !

>>516633
This, and tools

>>516625
>>516625
>>E. Learn to speak English off of yo humans n' shit, bitches love talking Dawgs.

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Book Bitch was unfortunately busy getting her pussy licked by Dawgman, so you all had to resort to learning English off of Big Chimp. It'll work in a pinch, but you definitely won't be impressing anyone. On the upside, the bitches love it.
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Pop: 2 Alphas, 38 Bitches, 38 Dawgs, 1 Book Bitch, 1 Big Chimp, 1 Dawgman
Food: 7 Turns Worth
Cash: 209$
Tech: Readin', Math, Clothes, Ya'll still some dumb fucks tho.
Society: Breed Purity, Cuteness, Patriarchy, Nationalism, Senpai (Y'all senpai, so y'all won't kill eachotha')
Territory: 82/150 Filled, You one big senpai
Weapons: Pitbulls, isn't this shit obvious?
Books: Tools, Mein Kampf, Art Of The Deal, History Of The KKK. Knowledge is power, dawg.
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>Events: Dawgs have been seen arguing in both Dawgo and English, it gets confusing after awhile.
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Ayy you're some talkin' dawgs now, what's next?
>A. Go hunting with the dawgs
>B. Watch some movie about some Chimp teachin' chimps how to breakdance, might learn somethin'
>C. Go out and start pissing on things, your gonna need more land for your pack Dawg.
>D. Kill Dawgman, Damn Abomination
>E. Learn proper English off of Book Bitch (Better for future human/dawg diplomacy, changes game interface)
>F. Have Book Bitch read a book to the pack (Specify which one) She'll also let you all fuck her afterwards, bitch must've spent too much time on Tumblr.
>G. Watch Animal Channel and learn more about your species
>H. Watch Donald Trump and learn more about the world around you
>I. Organize the pack and disperse them into each house in the neighborhood. (Gives us little Dawg states, changes style of the game)
>J. Send out Book Bitch or Big Chimp to buy something (Specify what)
>K. Write In.

>>518872
>>E. Learn proper English off of Book Bitch (Better for future human/dawg diplomacy, changes game interface)

>>518872
>F. Have Book Bitch read a book to the pack (Specify which one) She'll also let you all fuck her afterwards, bitch must've spent too much time on Tumblr.
T O O L S

>>518872
>A. Go hunting with the dawgs
Hunt for new pitbull and other uberdoge bitches

fuck u fuckers why u castrate human

>>518901
>>518884
This. Also, what has Book Bitch been using to talk to us? Woofing?
Have her use the Tools book to teach us English.

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Our pack librarian commences story time, making a goal to teach English in addition to the lesson at hand. The dogs gain a decent grip on tools, and can now construct basic structures. Furthermore, they have learned the nuances of English and can speak it properly. Although, they prefer their native language of Doggo.
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Population: 2 Alphas, 38 Bitches, 38 Dogs, 1 Librarian (Female), 1 African Man, 1 Dogman.
Food: 6 Turns Worth
Treasury: 209$
Technology: Reading, Mathematics, Clothing, you are still fairly primitive.
Society: Breed Purity, Cuteness, Patriarchy, Nationalism, Strong Family Structure, Midday Tea.
Territory: 82/150 Filled, You own an entire neighborhood.
Literature: Tools, Mein Kampf, Art of the Deal, History of the Ku Klux Klan. I would recommend reading these to advance your pack.
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>Events:
The Dogs, in true English fashion now enjoy a midday tea.
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Now that you have got a comprehensive grasp on the English language, what shall you do?
>A. Go on an expedition with your brethren (Specify the purpose)
>B. Watch a movie on Black Entertainment Television about breakdancing, you may acquire a skill from this.
>C. Go out and claim more territory through urinary marking.
>D. Kill Dogman, due to his lack of purity.
>E. Switch back to Africanized English (Changes Game Interface)
>F. Have the librarian read a book to the pack (Specify which one)
>G. Watch Animal Channel to learn more about your species
>H. Watch the British Broadcasting Channel to learn more about the world, although you won't learn much locally.
>I. Organize the pack and disperse them throughout the neighborhood. (Changes style of the game, gives us small states so to speak.)
>J. Send out the Librarian or African Man to buy something (Specify What)
>K. Construct Something (Write In)
>L. Write In.

>>519000
For the record, the Dogs could understand English, they just couldn't speak it.

>>519075
Watch a documentary about Pitbulls on the Animal Channel.
Banish Black culture as a reminder of past oppression, acquire grorious British culture in memory of the origins of the Pitbull Race. The nigger is forced to adapt or be devoured.

>>519109
Meanwhile, send the Librarian out to buy moar books on engineering. Tell her it's so she can build herself a fuckmachine.

>L. Write In: Watch the Local Broadcast Channel to learn about your surroundings.
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>>519119

>>519075
>L. Write In: Watch the Local Broadcast Channel to learn about your surroundings.
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>>519119

>>519312
>>519243
Are you samefagging with a proxy, senpaialam?

>>519319
Anon I'm a known trip fag and that I was just supporting your idea so I copy the other anon. Is that a crime?

>>519333
Nah, was just pulling your leg, and didn't look at the trip at all. Do forgive me if I rubbed you the wrong way.

>>519341
You can rub me the right way tonight, Anon-kun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwSYmpORCXU

>>519352
I'm not sure about that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM

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>>519243
>>519312
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Everyone within the pack gathers around your old owner Tyrone's television to watch the Local Broadcast Channel. You learn that you're currently residing in West L.A. and that there are numerous gang wars around you. Apparently, you're not the only "tribe" claiming neighborhoods around here. Furthermore, you learn that this channel is sponsored by AdamandEve.com for all your sex toy needs. The Librarian seemed very intrigued by that portion of the program.
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Population: 2 Alphas, 38 Bitches, 38 Dogs, 1 Librarian (Female), 1 African Man, 1 Dogman.
Food: 5 Turns Worth
Treasury: 189$
Technology: Reading, Mathematics, Clothing, you are still fairly primitive.
Society: Breed Purity, Cuteness, Patriarchy, Nationalism, Strong Family Structure, Midday Tea.
Territory: 82/150 Filled, You own an entire neighborhood.
Literature: Tools, Mein Kampf, Art of the Deal, History of the Ku Klux Klan. I would recommend reading these to advance your pack.
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>Events:
The Librarian went and spent 20$ on a vibrator off of Adam and Eve, on the upside, she is sharing it with the bitches of the pack.
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Now that you have got a comprehensive grasp on the English language, what shall you do?
>A. Go on an expedition with your brethren (Specify the purpose)
>B. Watch a movie on Black Entertainment Television about breakdancing, you may acquire a skill from this.
>C. Go out and claim more territory through urinary marking.
>D. Kill Dogman, due to his lack of purity.
>E. Switch back to Africanized English (Changes Game Interface)
>F. Have the librarian read a book to the pack (Specify which one)
>G. Watch Animal Channel to learn more about your species
>H. Watch the British Broadcasting Channel to learn more about the world, although you won't learn much locally.
>I. Organize the pack and disperse them throughout the neighborhood. (Changes style of the game, gives us small states so to speak.)
>J. Send out the Librarian or African Man to buy something (Specify What)
>K. Construct Something (Write In)
>L. Write In.

>>519424
Send the librarian to buy the fucking engineering books.
Meanwhile, organise the pack to occupy all of the houses we claimed.

>>519432
Buddy, choose one
We're dogs, not logistical experts.

>>519435
It's not like telling a bitch "Get more tool books!" can take us an entire day, can it?

>>519424
>E. Switch back to Africanized English (Changes Game Interface)
>>F. Have the librarian read a book to the pack (History of the KKK)

>>519432
>Send the librarian to buy the fucking engineering books.
meanwhile
>G. Watch Animal Channel to learn more about your species
Centralized learning at this current stage would surely help more than stateship and the spread of your assets.

Sex toys, what a refractory Librarian;she is the sex toy. Make her understand that this is a Patriarchal and (mostly) pure society. Wouldn't want (what currently passes as) liberalism to take root.

>>519442
Africanised English is a bastardisation of our glorious British creators' mother tongue. It is unacceptable.

>>519444
Agreed. It elevates us further from the filthy neighborhood tribes.

>>519424
>Send the librarian to buy the fucking engineering books.
meanwhile
>G. Watch Animal Channel to learn more about your species

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>>519441
It does when you have to stop her from fucking herself first.
>>519443
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You send the librarian out to get more books, she returns with three.
>Engineering for Dummies
>Kamasutra
>Basic Logistics: or How to be More Efficient
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Population: 2 Alphas, 38 Bitches, 38 Dogs, 1 Librarian (Female), 1 African Man, 1 Dogman.
Food: 4 Turns Worth
Treasury: 189$
Technology: Reading, Mathematics, Clothing, you are still fairly primitive.
Society: Breed Purity, Cuteness, Patriarchy, Nationalism, Strong Family Structure, Midday Tea.
Territory: 82/150 Filled, You own an entire neighborhood.
Literature: Tools, Mein Kampf, Art of the Deal, History of the Ku Klux Klan, Kamasutra, Engineering for Dummies, Basic Logistics. I would recommend reading these to advance your pack.
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>Events:
The Librarian has been privately reading Kamasutra and trying out various positions with Dogman, African Man, and essentially anything with a cock, she can, if we request, share this sexual knowledge with the Bitches of the pack.
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Now that you have got a comprehensive grasp on the English language, what shall you do?
>A. Go on an expedition with your brethren (Specify the purpose)
>B. Watch a movie on Black Entertainment Television about breakdancing, you may acquire a skill from this.
>C. Go out and claim more territory through urinary marking.
>D. Kill Dogman, due to his lack of purity.
>E. Switch back to Africanized English (Changes Game Interface)
>F. Have the librarian read a book to the pack (Specify which one)
>G. Watch Animal Channel to learn more about your species
>H. Watch the British Broadcasting Channel to learn more about the world, although you won't learn much locally.
>I. Organize the pack and disperse them throughout the neighborhood. (Changes style of the game, gives us small states so to speak.)
>J. Send out the Librarian or African Man to buy something (Specify What)
>K. Construct Something (Write In)
>L. Have the Librarian teach new sexual methods to the Bitches of the pack.
>M. Write In.

>>519462
>Basic Logistics: or How to be More Efficient
We definitively need to learn to multitask. We have 81 fucking agents in total.

>F. Have the librarian read a book to the pack (Basic Logistics)

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>>519481
>>519482
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The Librarian, having read the book earlier has truly mastered multi-tasking. While reading Basic Logistics to the pack she used her foot to fuck herself. Past the occasional grunt and moan interrupting the teaching, the dogs learn well, and can now perform two actions per turn.
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Population: 2 Alphas, 38 Bitches, 38 Dogs, 1 Librarian (Female), 1 African Man, 1 Dogman.
Food: 3 Turns Worth
Treasury: 189$
Technology: Reading, Mathematics, Clothing, you are still fairly primitive.
Society: Breed Purity, Cuteness, Patriarchy, Nationalism, Strong Family Structure, Midday Tea.
Territory: 82/150 Filled, You own an entire neighborhood.
Literature: Tools, Mein Kampf, Art of the Deal, History of the Ku Klux Klan, Kamasutra, Engineering for Dummies, Basic Logistics. I would recommend reading these to advance your pack.
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>Events:
The Librarian is looking fatter. Due to her new skill in multi-tasking, she can now eat while she gets fucked, she is truly a queen of hedonism.
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You glorious logistical dogs, what shall you do next, remember, you may now choose TWO actions, how spectacular!
>A. Go on an expedition with your brethren (Specify the purpose)
>B. Watch a movie on Black Entertainment Television about breakdancing, you may acquire a skill from this.
>C. Go out and claim more territory through urinary marking.
>D. Kill Dogman, due to his lack of purity.
>E. Switch back to Africanized English (Changes Game Interface)
>F. Have the librarian read a book to the pack (Specify which one)
>G. Watch Animal Channel to learn more about your species
>H. Watch the British Broadcasting Channel to learn more about the world, although you won't learn much locally.
>I. Organize the pack and disperse them throughout the neighborhood. (Changes style of the game, gives us small states so to speak.)
>J. Send out the Librarian or African Man to buy something (Specify What)
>K. Construct Something (Write In)
>L. Have the Librarian teach new sexual methods to the Bitches of the pack.
>M. Write In.

>>519495
>>F. Have the librarian read a book to the pack (Specify which one)
History of the Ku Klux Klan
>G. Watch Animal Channel to learn more about your species

>>519495
>F. Have the librarian read a book to the pack (Engineering for Dummies)
>I. Build a school/university (one free choice of tech per turn pretty please?)

>>519509
s/>I\./>K./

>>519495
>>G. Watch Animal Channel to learn more about your species
>F. Have the librarian read a book to the pack (Art of the Deal)

>E. Switch back to Africanized English (Changes Game Interface)

>>519599
No you dirty nigger. OP should banish the option from the menu.
>>519444

Well, wrapping up for tonight
Waiting until we got two choices to use.
...and no there will not be a free tech choice, especially to build a university, what are they going to teach? Mein Kampf?
>See you glorious bastards at 6:00 P.m. Eastern Time tomorrow.

>>519619
We could start with the book bitch improving our reading, tool, and engineering skills, we have a couple of turns' worth of learning there. The book bitch could teach teaching to bitch bitches, and then we could free her up to get more books.

Or... how far is the library? Maybe we could take it.

>>519637
We need to read the books we've got before we worry about taking libraries, hence
>Read Mein Kampf
>Read History of KKK

>>519507
This

>>520243
We have already read those

E. Switch back to Africanized English
G. Watch Animal Channel to learn more about your species

>>520620
See: >>519605
It is incompatible with every Society trend we have.

>>519560
agree with this, altough i'd really like to switch back to african american language

>>520740
No you dirty niggers, we're civilized dogs not dogs living in a street

>M
Have the book bitch travel around ad draw a map of the areas surrounding our turf, what the population count is(roughly), what kind of people live there, and the most valuable places to expand to
>we need to cleanse the inferior races from our territory

>>520472
Haven't read KKK and wecan get different benefits from re-reading MK

>>521105
Yes we fucking have, read the old breads

>>521296
Turns out we haven't, my bad

>>520740
>>G. Watch Animal Channel to learn more about your species
>F. Have the librarian read a book to the pack (Art of the Deal)

we did read mk but no kkk
(op i love your quest i'm actually thinkin about it at night when i try to sleep bc it feels comfy

Let's read on the history of the KKK, at least it will eliminate Niggerspeak from the options

niggerspeak can be useful, we should not forget the hability of switch

>>522458
We only need to understand it. Our official language for internal dealings must be the Queen's English.

Bread is dead?