It's Always Sunny in Necropolis

>>431505
What if we put fortune cookies in the slimes?

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>>431505
Mimics of other monsters.

>>431505
Skeletons with pimp clothes

>>431505
Wendigos.

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>>431596
Are you kidding? Nobody is gonna want slimy fortune cookies!

...
But they might go for prizes.

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>>431654
Okay well now you're just making stuff up, everyone knows Wendigos aren't real

>>431677
We're fucking skeletons. And my step-brother and step-father are Wendigos.

Stripper zombies

>>431696
Okay, you bring an actual Wendigo into this bar and then we'll talk, I don't have time for these shenanigans.

Now about those prize slimes... maybe condoms?

A tour guide? He can tell the adventurers all about Sir whoever who fell into that spiked pit right theeeeeere, on your left. I can see it now!

"An interesting fact," he would say, "is that this was installed after the Large Pit of Gooseberry Jam was condemned in an adventurers' poll as the ' least threatening hazard on the second level '."

Nothing like a guide to give a dungeon class!

>>431741
Look behind you.
Condoms and shots of alcohol sound good for the prize slimes.

>>>/tv/

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GUYS! Why not get into the show biz and use skeleton performers to compete with the other dungeon?

>>433256
How about we put bones in a bag, light in on fire, and put it on the front steps?

Owlbears and cthulhu in power armor

I say we do a musical number.
Or we can use the Necromancer guy to attatch a bunch of us into a mega-skeletron.

Slime onaholes get

Omigosh guys! We could have an actual skull-fucking buisness! That, or we can play have a little wall climbing thing but enirely built with skeletons.

>>438392
>being a faggot on purpose

>>438398
Why are you replying to yourself?

>>439305
I have MPD/DID

I'll start writing the theme. We totally have to have a theme song.

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>>439854
everyone stand the fuck back...I have our salvation...

a roller coaster theme park

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>>442081
a ride?
how about to increase maximum enjoyment lets have it continue, forever.

>>431505
Can I just say I love this setting?

Maybe you can have an Evil Overlord checking in to review if your Dungeon is up to snuff.

Or you can bribe him to give your place a five star review...

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>>443533
what would we have to offer?

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>>443533
>>443995
what if the goblins find out about the bribe should we decide to go for it

>>443398
WeLcOmE tO mR.bOnE's WiLd RiDe

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Maybe hire some Ghouls?Not just any ghoul however! LITTLE GREEN RADIATION GHOULS!

>>444001
Maybe we can try to whore out the harpy?

Well goddammit I didn't think this Quest was dead, it had real potential!

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>>450377
hey, that whore harpy is my whore wife.

>>450381
i wish it were still alive

>>450506
>hey, that whore harpy is my whore wife.
What? No, that Harpy is your daughter. Your whore wife is alive!

>>450506
Anon, why don't you restart the session once this thread dies? From the top again, give it a name and announce it on /qtg/?

This one has a boatload of potential.

>>450530
okay, but i don't know if i have any more danny devito pics so ill resort to the the next best thing

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>>450510
WHAT!

>>450562
Dee is a bird.

>>450653
no i got that, i was worrried about my whore wife. not being 6ft. under our 6ft.

>>450672
Wait, is there more death after death? Like an Under-Underworld? I thought that once you stopped existing in death you were either thrown in a pit to rot or you were burned so that way we all had a bunch of beautiful crystals in the cave sky, which then grow up to be humans.

>>450680
wait, so what you're saying is that she's gonna be living inside a fleshbag?

>>450530
>/qtg/
What's that?

>>450686
Yeah man, while you're down here she's either a star-rock up there or a rotting body over there.

>>452342
quest thread general

>>452345
i gotta lay down, go back to my burning pit and hire a harpy to tickle my funny bone.

>>452918
Don't forget to have some Werewolf Cola to cool you off and refresh you.

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>>453886
doesn't that stuff cause like serious problems with like the moon?

>>455398
What? No man, you're thinking of that place down the street owned by ghosts, I think they're the Kims or something, but anyway their Micro-brew is supposed to taste ten times better on a full moon.

>>455416
i don't even wanna go down to that place, i mean im not a were-wolf but i still don't wanna catch a silver bullet or anything that'll rattle my bones