meeme quest

>>37649
no

please stop trying to damage this board.

>>37708
Your cable is broken. You cannot watch TV. Since you have no technical experience whatsoever, you call a cable repairman.

Soon the doorbell rings. You invite the cable man in, and he immediately comments, "Damn, what's that smell?" Now it may be true that you haven't cleaned your place in a couple weeks, but where does this guy get off on criticizing you? He's a cable repairman. **** him. You decide to tell him that.

"You're a cable repairman. **** you."

Rather taken aback, he apologizes and you lead him to your cable box. He moves back the TV to get at the wires, and makes another comment, "Gross! There's **** back here!" You may have mice in your house, but that doesn't mean he's better than you. You spot his toolbelt and snatch his hammer.

You have a hammer. What do you do?

Inventory:
Hammer

A) Smash this guy's head in.
B) Smash other things.
C) Put the hammer back before you do something irrational.
D) Go get a snack with the hammer.

>>37742
put cable man in our inventory

>>37742
Smash his head in

>>37742
Get a snack with the hammer

>>37989
He did not notice that his hammer was gone. That's good. You'll just go get a quick snack...
"Why did you take my hammer?"

This guy. Always with the quips. "Your hammer was loose. I didn't want it to fall."

Then you wink, just to keep him on his toes. He averts eye contact.

What do you do?

A) Pursue homosexual advances.
B) Grab the hammer again.
C) Ask him if he needs any help.
D) Look out the window.

Grab the hammer again
Ask him if he needs any help

Make homosexual advances while grabbing his hammer.

Pursue malleusexual advances

>>38445
PURSUE THE ADVANCES

>>38496
You grab the hammer again. This time he notices. "What the hell are doing?" he asks.

You wink again.

"Stop that", he demands. "Just give it back." He puts out his hand.

What do you do?

Inventory:
Hammer

A) Give it back.
B) Smash his hand with the hammer.
C) Wink again.
D) Offer to trade him for his wrench.

Wink Again

>>38679
C) Wink again.

You looked at his outstretched hand. You look at the hammer. You look him in the eyes. You close one of yours.

He stands up. "That's it! If you don't give me back my hammer and leave me alone, I'm leaving."

You try to calm him down. "Baby, I know you're upset-"

He cuts you off. "The hammer. Please."

What do you do?

Inventory:
Hammer

A) Give him the hammer.
B) Give him "The Hammer".
C) Go berserk.
D) Try to eat the hammer before he can take it from you.

Give him the hammer.

>>38748
B if you know what im sayin ;)

>>38778
Alright, I recant. "B" it is.

lol I get it cause you said memes heheheheheh

>>>/b/

>>38748
Give him "The Hammer", if you know what I'm saying, as in, you would put the hammer into his butt and thrust in and out while stroking his cock

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>>37649
Did I just return to the 1990s?