/qst/-tan Quest

>>297092
>Sneak into /tg/-tan's room and look for items

>>297092
>Sneak into /tg/-tan's room and look for items
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>CREATE MAGICS! by stealing /tg/s magic books.

>>297100
>>297113
You slowly open the door to /tg/-tan's room. It's dark, but fortunately you find a flashlight on the nearby cabinet. You turn it on, and look around the room. /tg/ is still snoring loudly, in a deep sleep.

You look at /tg/'s books, and find a book about beginner's magic, by /x/-tan. You also find a magazine that for some reason has naked xeno girls on it. You hear /tg/ shifting in his bed, and decide to quickly, but quietly leave the room.

OBTAINED:
>Flashlight
>Beginner's magic book
>Xeno porn mag

But what to do now?
>Go to /news/-tan to find out news of any quests that can be done
>Go to /k/-tan's weapon store
>Go to /ck/-tan's food and potion store
>Go to /fit/-tan's gym to train
>Other (Write in)

>>297142
>Go to /ck/-tan's food and potion store

>>297142
>Go to /news/-tan to find out news of any quests that can be done

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>>297158
Thinking it will be a good idea to get some food and potions for your quest, you decide to go to /ck/'s store.

As you enter, you can smell all of the food /ck/ has on display. Your mouth starts to water a bit from the delicious smell. /ck/ sees you and seems happy to see you.

"Oh, /qst/! I didn't expect to see you here so early. Are you here to stock up for one of your adventures?"

You nod your head and say "Yes!" Before you can say anything else, your stomach growls, and /ck/ laughs while you look embarrassed.

"Here, eat this. You shouldn't ever forget breakfast." She hands you a piece of warm bread, right out of the oven.

As you eat, you look at her prices and then get disheartened. You can only buy one of her small health potions that are worth $6. Deciding it may be better to save your money, you thank /ck/ for the free food and begin to leave.

"You're leaving already? I don't want you to get hurt out there, take these 2 health potions, on the house!"

She gives you two small health potions, and you thank her again. You leave and head to /news/-tan.

>>297226
>work out with /fit/-tan.

>muscle your way to getting free potions

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>>297194
You find /news/-tan outside of his room. He's smoking a cig while organizing his newspapers. He sees you and doesn't change his expression. He's always been a bit cold, but he's one of your better friends you like to play with. He already knows what you're going to ask, and takes the cig out of his mouth and says;

"So you want some of the new quests? Well, lets see.."

He shows you a list of the current quests:
>Easy: /ck/-tan needs you to get a rare herb from the nearby forest. The reward will be $100
>Normal: /y/-tan needs you to find his little brother, /cm/-tan. /y/ thinks got himself lost in a cave, and wants you to find him. The reward will be $225, and a special item.
>Hard: /pol/-tan needs you to go beat up some jew that swindled him out of his money. The jew is hiding on a small mountain nearby. The reward will be $400 and a cool looking armband!

So, which do you pick?

>>297265
Easy, then work up to hard.

>>297265
HARD

>>297265
>Hard

>>297281
>>297286
>>297330
I'm tired as fuck right now, I'm going to sleep then continue this tomorrow.

Also, just wondering, what is your guy's favorite board-tan?

>>297339
I have no intimate knowledge of 4chan's board-tans but based on what I've seen on this thread so far, design-wise, /qst/-tan looks pretty neat. Reflects the board itself quite well; A young person (pertaining to how new this board is) who loves to (or pretends to) go on fantastical adventures.

first stop by /s/-tan plsssss

>>297265
>Easy

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I like his bird companion

>Go to /b/-tan's room

>>298065
this

>>297339
I don't know my board-tans well, despite seeing them now and again. Though not a board-tan, I like /tg/'s Ribbon.

>>298071
>>298065
Fuck off.

>>297330
Second.
Anything less then hard is for pussies.

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>>297339
Here

>>297281
>>297286
>>297330
>>297907
>>298356
You debate between picking easy or heading straight to the hard quest, thinking of your options. Would you have enough supplies and experience to take on the hard quest? /news/ watches you as you think, and you finally decide to pick the hard quest. /news/ looks a little shocked and says;

"Wow, really? You think you're strong enough to take that on? Well, just so you know, you have to go though the areas that the easy and normal quests can be finished in to get to the mountain the jew is hiding at."

After hearing this, you decide to take on all 3 quests. Why not if they happen to be on the way? You take a look at your supplies.

You currently have:
>$10
>2 bottles of water
>1 piece of a bread
>a box of matches
>a small sleeping bag
>a map
>a flashlight
>Beginner's magic book
>Xeno porn mag
>2 small health potions

Now, what do we do?
>Go to /k/-tan's weapon store
>Go to /fit/-tan's gym to train
>Go out and leave for the quest
>Other (Write in)

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I have to go take a shit, I'll be back soon.

>>298733
>>Go to /k/-tan's weapon store

>>298733
>Go to /k/-tan's weapon store

>>298733

>Other (Write in)
>Go to /k/-tan's weapon store and fart.

>>298733
Go to /x/-tan's room and look for usfull gear

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>>298804
>>298833
>>298837
You walk into /k/-tan's store, and see the walls covered with different types of guns, knifes, swords, and other assorted weapons. /k/ stands behind the counter, looking bored. He notices you, says "Welcome to my store" in a monotone voice. You come to the store often, but you usually never have enough to buy anything. He also can't sell guns to you because of those "damn liberals" not letting kids have guns. Even though he seems mean and bitter, he's helped train you on how to use your sword.

You look around, a notice a few things you have enough money to buy.
>Pocket knife $5 (Too small for combat)
>Lighter $4
>Bear-trap $7
>Rope $3
>Duct tape $4

Buy something, or save your money?

>>298938
>>Duct tape $4
>>Rope $3

The two essentials of questing.

>>298938
>Duct tape $4

>>298956
>>298982
You take out $7 from your small bag and give it to /k/, and he hands you a roll of duct tape and some rope, which you stuff into your backpack.

"Good choice, kid. Duct tape saved me in the war many a times..." /k/ then to starts to ramble on about his time in the war, not even noticing when you leave. Better to leave before his PTSD acts up.

You leave the store, and wonder what to do next.

>Go to /fit/-tan's gym to train
>Go out and leave for the quest
>Other (Write in)

>>299068
>Go out and leave for the quest

>>299068
>Go out and leave for the quest

>Go out and leave for the quest

>>299091
>>299099
>>299108
You decide to save getting /fit/ for later, you don't want to waste all of your energy training. You take your map and take a look at the path you could take, and start heading towards the forest.

-Pepe Forest-
This is a small forest near the board-tan mansion. It is most noteworthy for the heavy population of pepes that live there. Most are peaceful, but some species have been known to attack travelers. Fortunately, they aren't very strong and can be easily beat by any adventurer that knows how to fight. The forest is also inhabited by other small creatures and animals.

You make your way to the entrance of the forest, and go down the path. You can seem some smug pepes looking at you though the grass, and some hiding in the trees. You come to a fork in the road, you can take the longer, but safer, more defined path, or the shorter, but more dangerous path.

Which way do you go?

>Safer but longer path
>Dangerous but shorter path

>>299173
>>Dangerous but shorter path

>>299173
>Dangerous but shorter path

>>299173

>Dangerous but shorter path

>Dangerous but shorter path

i was going to say safer an longer but thats boring
shorter and happier one

>>299180
>>299191
>>299200
>>299217
>>299224
You don't want to waste any time, so you decide to take the shorter path. Plus, it may give you more experience.

The path is overgrown, and you can see pepes everywhere. You can hear their "reeeeeeeee"s, which get louder and louder as you get farther in. You notice a small pond in front of you, and before you can take a good look at it, two angry pepes jump you!

-BATTLE!-
/qst/-tan - 20/20 HP

Pepe1 - 10/10 HP
Pepe2 - 10/10 HP

Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx0QV6rBRcE

>Attack
>Defend
>Item (Write what to use and how to use it)
>Abilities (None yet, so this option is currently useless)
>Run

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>299245
Attack!

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>299245
attack

>>299245
Attack!
These pepes stand no chance.

>>299252
>>299254
>>299258
You choose to attack, and the damage you deal is...

dice+1d10

>>299245
Attack

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>299262
Whoops, shit. Lets try this again. Forgot it had to be in the options field.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>299262
sorry for the early roll hehe~

>>299262

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>299270
You attack, but trip and fall, only dealing 1 damage to pepe 1.

Now it's their turn to attack.

>>299270
OH

>>299281
Pepe 1 attacks for 3 damage!

Fortunately, pepe2 just sits around and looks smug.

What to do now?

/qst/ - 17/20 HP
Pepe1 - 9/10 HP
Pepe2 - 10/10 HP

>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Run

>>299294
Attack

attack
(shouldnt we use some speed mechanics to define who attacks first?)

>>299294
>Attack

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>299301
>>299313
You attack, and your damage is...

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>>299307
This is my first time as a QM, and I want to keep it simple. /qst/ will always attack first.

>>299318
You deal 9 damage to pepe1, killing it!

This makes pepe2 enraged, he screams "REEEEEEEEEEEEE", buffing his attack by 3 points!

/qst/ - 17/20 HP
pepe2 - 10/10 HP + an attack boost

>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Run

>>299340
>Attack

>>299340
>Attack

>>299340
>Attack

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>299347
>>299348
>>299349
You swing at the enraged pepe, dealing...

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>299360
4 damage!

The enraged pepe prepares his attack.

(3 points of damage will be added to whatever roll the pepe gets)

>>299362
The pepe deals a massive 8 damage! You better be careful!

/qst/ - 9/20 HP
pepe2 - 6/10 HP + Attack boost

>Attack
>Defend
>Item (Remember you have 2 small health potions)
>Run

>>299362
hey buddy, next time roll XdX+X, like so
inb4 i fuck it up somehow

Rolled 3 + 3 (1d5 + 3)

>>299382
called it

>>299378
>Attack
(So are you rolling for us or should we in the same post that we attack?)

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>299394
You prepare to attack, and deal...

(I'll be rolling, but if you guys think that letting you do it is better I'll happily allow it)

Rolled 3 + 3 (1d5 + 3)

>>299408
You trip on your shoelaces and deal 1 damage to the pepe.

The pepe prepares to attack!

>>299414
He deals 6 damage to you! You start to notice your nose bleeding, along with a lot of injuries on your body.

/qst/ - 3/20 HP
pepe - 5/10 HP + Attack boost

>Attack
>Defend
>Item (You have 2 small health potions)
>Run

>>299414
How much do small health potions heal? If it's enough to heal for another two of meme frog's attacks i'd say use one.
Or go full retard and hope we kill it with this attack.

>>299425
>>Item (You have 2 small health potions)
potion

>>299425
potion

>>299425
>Item- use small health potion

Rolled 1 + 3 (1d5 + 3)

>>299429
They heal 15 HP.

>>299432
>>299436
>>299439
You chug down a small health potion, healing you up to 18 HP!

The pepe prepares to attack...

>>299448
The pepe deals 4 damage to you!

/qst/ - 14/20 HP
pepe - 5/10 HP

>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Run

>>299454
>Attack

>>299454
remove pepe
make froglegs out of that little shit

>>299454
>Attack

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>299455
>>299456
>>299460
DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

You deal...

>>299466
You deal 6 damage, killing the enraged pepe!

VICTORY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy1xkzHWihU

You gained a level, getting +5 max HP and +3 max damage.

You also got a item, a pair of frog legs!

>>299476
Wear the frog legs

>>299476
Excitedly hold the frogs legs in the air.

>>299483
do this and then
>>299486
do this

>>299476
>>299483
>>299486
You try and wear the frog legs, but they're too small for you. So you hold them in the air, proud of your first victory!

During the battle you didn't notice it, but pepes were watching your fight. They stare at you, and decide they shouldn't mess with you. They hop away and go back to being smug.

You go up to the pond you saw before, and find the herb that /ck/ wanted!

OBTAINED: RARE PEPE HERB

Now, you have to make a decision
>Keep going though the forest
>Go back to finish the quest and get your reward
>Camp at the pond, it's getting rather dark.

>>Keep going through the forest

>>299506
>>Camp at the pond, it's getting rather dark.
Pepes wont fuck with us now, we're the king of this forest.

>>299506
>>Go back to finish the quest and get your reward
We should use the money to get more supplies and rest at the house to regain hp

>>299506
>>Go back to finish the quest and get your reward
we almost died to the first enemies of the quest, we gotta get some better shit, better rolls or more health potions

>>299525
>>299529
Good points
>>Go back to finish the quest and get your reward

>>299493
Don't you mean the opposite?

>>299546
no, anon
I mean exactly what I said

>>299525
>>299529
>>299536
You decide you need some better gear, and can't help but the notice that you're covered in bruises and blood.

You make your way back to the mansion, and head for /ck/'s store. She's shocked to see how in bad shape you are, but when you present the herb to her she gets happy.

"Oh, wow! Thanks so much, I'll be able to make the best seasoning with this!"

She takes the herb, and then gives you $100.

You now have $103.

You leave her store, and notice that it's almost time for bed. But the gym is still open, and you have enough time to do some training.

>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
>Head back to your room

>>299579
>>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
no reason not to, I guess.

>>299579
>>Go to /fit/'s gym to train

>>299585
>>Go to /fit/'s gym to train

>>299579
>>Go to /fit/'s gym to train

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>>299585
>>299592
>>299612
>>299620
You enter the gym, and find /fit/-tan yelling at /r9k/-tan. He seems to be trying to help him get gains, but can robots even do that?

There are some options for what you can do:
>Try and increase your damage
>Try and increase your defense
>Try and increase your max HP

>>299635
>Try and increase your damage
I'd like to be able to plow plow through enemies as quickly as possible

>>299635
>>Try and increase your max HP
More health, means we last longer. In many ways.

>>299646

>>299635
>>299646
glass cannon ftw
work damage and only damage

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>>299635
>Try and increase your defense

>>299635
>Try and increase your defense
tank mode baby

>>299635
I think defense would be good for this case. At least in the forest, we seem to be fighting lots of enemies the deal little damage. If we can get -2 damage or something, that would take away 40% of the damage from the pepe's 1d5 attacks.
The downside of this is that it won't be as useful for the boss, but I think we should do this to start, and see if we can train agains the pepes a bit before trying to fight stronger enemies.

>>299646
>>299652
>>299654
You go to the punching bags and start practicing your punches. /fit/ stops harassing /r9k/, and helps you train. After about a half hour of this, you can feel stronger! And sweatier.

You gained 1 max attack! (It's now 14!)

(Sorry defensefags, the attackfags were quicker.)

After that, you're tired and covered with sweat.

>Go to the gym's showers and get refreshed
>Go back to your room and go to sleep

>>299694
>>Go to the gym's showers and get refreshed

>>299694
let's go shower with /fit/-tan to train our buttsecks skill

>>299694
>>Go to the gym's showers and get refreshed

>>299675
I now realize that I messed up my math in that post. doesn't matter though, since we chose attack

>>299694
>>Go to the gym's showers and get refreshed
>>299704
I'd prefer /ss/ to /y/

>>299699
>>299704
>>299715
You enter the showers and grab a towel. You then proceed to take off your clothes, and take a bar of soap. You notice /fit/ showering in the corner.

>Go to a different corner and shower there
>Go shower next to /fit/

>>299734
>>Go to a different corner and shower there

>>299734
>>Go to a different corner and shower there

>>299739
>>299745
Deciding he would rather be left alone, you go to the other corner of the showers and clean off your body with the soap. You've fully regained HP! You shower for a bit longer, then decide it's time for bed.

You dry yourself with the towel, and put your clothes back on and leave. You head back to your room, and wonder if there is anything else you can do before going to sleep.

>Go to sleep
>Go annoy /tg/, who's up in his room
>Other (Write in)

>>299762
>>Go annoy /tg/, who's up in his room

>>299762
Go to our room and look at the magazine we got from /tg/'s room this morning

>>299781
This

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>>299781
>>299786
You take out the xeno porn magazine. Nothing interests you, it's just a lot of naked alien girls. You put it back in your backpack.

>>299780
You go over to /tg/'s room, and find him playing Contra on the NES with /vr/-tan.

>Talk to /tg/
>Talk to /vr/
>Ask if you can play
>Leave and go to bed
>Other (Write in)

>>299762
>>299781

>>299801
>>Ask if you can play

>>299801
>>Talk to /vr/

>>299801
>>Talk to /tg/
Talk to him about the awesome quest we went on, and why he rarely goes on quests with us now.

>>299806
You ask if you can play, but they say that they're trying to beat the game without the Konami code, so you can't.

>>299810
You say hello to /vr/, he's a close friend who's like a uncle to you. He always brings you old retro games to play.

"Yo little dude, hows it going? Did you go out adventu- OH FU-Fudge, I almost got killed there."

>>299811
You tell /vg/ about your quest, and how you fought those pepes, and got the herb for /ck/.

"Uhh, good job kiddo. Try not to get yourself killed."

/tg/ is usually playing games with friends, and doesn't seem to really want to go on quests with you that much anymore.

You yawn, and leave. You get to your bed, and eat that one piece of bread you had for dinner. Then have to make a very important decision.

>Sleep wearing the clothes you have on now
>Sleep wearing pajamas
>Sleep naked

>>299851
sleep in the panties from our helmet

>>299851
>>Sleep wearing the clothes you have on now

>>299851
>>299855

>>299851
>>Sleep wearing the clothes you have on now

>>299855
>>299867
You take off your clothes, and put on the panties that you had on your helmet. It's pretty comfortable, even if it doesn't fit you that well. Then, you fall asleep on your comfy bed.

You wake up and put the panties back on your helmet, and put your clothes back on.

Now what to do for today?

>Go to /ck/'s food and potion store
>Go to /k/'s weapon store
>Go to /fa/'s clothes and armor store
>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
>Go out on your quest
>Other (Write in)

>>299878
Oh yeah, I also made a pastebin for this.

http://pastebin.com/s06fhRF1

>>299878
>Go to /k/'s weapon store

let's get a better weapon. don't spend all of our money though, we also want to be able to spam health pots

>>299878
>>Go to /k/'s weapon store

>>299878
Start reading that magic book.

>>299883
>>299884
You enter the store, and /k/ welcomes you.

You look at his wares.

>Bamboo katana $20 +1 attack
>Slingshot $40 +3 attack
>Light iron sword $65 +6 attack

>>299911
Light iron sword

>>299911
How much would it cost us to buy /k/ as a companion

>>299911
>>Light iron sword

>>299911
>>Light iron sword

>>299920
"$1,000." /k/ doesn't seem very interested in your quests.

>>299915
>>299923
>>299934
You take the money out of your wallet and give it to /k/, and he passes you the light iron sword. You now have $42 dollars left

Now what to do?

>Go to /ck/'s food and potion store
>Go to /fa/'s clothes and armor store
>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
>Practice magic with the book you have
>Go out on your quest
>Other (Write in)

>>299935
>Go to /ck/'s food and potion store

>>299935
Magic practice

>>299935
>>Practice magic with the book you have

>>299935
Magic

>>299935
>>Practice magic with the book you have
On are way to /ck/

>>299940
>>299946
>>299947
>>299950
>>299951
You open the magic book, and spend a full 30 minutes trying to use magic. It seems /qst/ just doesn't have the power to use magic. Maybe a future party member may be able to use it? Or maybe /qst/ needs to level up enough to gain the power to use magic.

You walk into /ck/'s store, once again drooling at the fantastic smells. She's happy to see you and once again gives you a free piece of warm bread, which you eat right there.

She shows you her wares.

>Small health potion $5 heals 15 health
>Health potion $10 heals 40 health
>Bread $5 heals 20 health, but can only be eaten out of battle
>Water $5 Gets rid of status effects, plus the bottle can be reused
>Candy $10 gives you +5 attack for 3 turns

>>299969
Probably want to buy a few small health potions and some water.

>>299969
we only have 25 HP, so the small health potions will be sufficient

4x small health potion
2x bread
1x water
1x candy

We don't quite have enough money for that, but /ck/ seems nice and gives us free things sometimes, so maybe she'll give us a discount

>>299969
3 small potions, two bread

>>299969
I vote 2 breads and 1 health potion

>>299992
You ask for 4 small health potions, 2 bread, water, and a piece of candy. You tell /ck/ you almost have enough money, but is just a bit short. You realize that you have the frog legs, and wonder if that will persuade her. You show her them and ask her if she wants them.

"Frog legs? I could make some decent soup with that, if you give me that I'll make it so you only have to pay $30."

Deal, or no deal?

>>300010
Sounds good

Also ask if she would be interested in more frog legs, since we'll be heading into the pepe forest again today

>>300010
Deal
Who knows, we might be able to buy some of that soup later

>>300010
Ask her if needs anymore ingredients

>>300010
Deal

>>300016
>>300021
>>300025
>>300028
"Deal!"

"Great, I'll be sure to make some great soup with this!"

She gives you what you wanted, and you give her the frog legs and $30, leaving you at $12.

You ask her if she wants more ingredients, and says "I don't want anything specific right now, but if you find something you think I could cook with, bring it to me."

You leave, and think about what you're going to do next.

>Go to /fa/'s clothes and armor store
>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
>Go out on your quest
>Other (Write in)

>>300036
We've got a weapon and health potions, let's go on the quest!

>>300036
/qst/ quest

>>300036
Time to go quest.

>>300040
>>300076
>>300077
You decide it's time to go out on your quest again, and you make your way back to pepe forest.

You get back to the fork in the road without any battles, the pepes seem to respect you and don't want to mess with you.

Once again, which way do you go?
>Safer but longer route
>Shorter but more dangerous route

>>300082
>>Shorter but more dangerous route

>>300082
>>Shorter but more dangerous route

>>300084
>>300090
You go back though the shorter route you went last time, and pass by the pond where you got the rare pepe herb.

You near the end of the forest, but as you're walking you hear a rather loud "REEEE" behind you. You turn around, see and a pepe that's bigger then the others behind you, and he looks PISSED

"You killed by brothers! I'm going to kill you! REEEEEEEEEE"

Pepes can talk? It seems only this one can though. You have no time to think about this, because he jumps at you!

-BATTLE!-
/qst/ - 25/25 HP
Big pepe - 40/40

Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPinIoLGdsk

>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Run (Just kidding, you can't run from a boss fight!)

Rolled 2 + 6 (1d14 + 6)

>>300101
Attack

>>300101
>>Attack

>>300101
Use candy

>>300101
Attack.

Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>300106
You attack the pepe and deal 8 damage!

He attacks, and does...

>>300119
You skillfully block the attack with your wooden shield, making it only deal 1 damage!

/qst/ - 24/25
Big pepe - 32/40

>Attack
>Defend
>Item

>>300127
>>Attack

>practising magic
>not in /r9k/'s reclusive cabin in the woods

Rolled 8 + 6 (1d14 + 6)

>>300132
You prepare your attack, and swing, doing...

>>300136
It's about 20 years too early for us to join him there
(maybe like 22 years? how old is /qst/?)

>>300127
Attack

>>300136
We should have gotten /x/ to unlock our magical potential first.

Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>300141
14 damage!

Big pepe is ready to attack, and he...

>>300142
(I think he's around 8 or 10 years old)

Rolled 12 + 6 (1d14 + 6)

>>300147
This pepe has apparently angered the dice gods

Attack

Do you mind when players roll instead of you? I like rolling

>>300147
... Once again, fails and hits your shield, only doing 1 damage. You notice some of the pepes watching are cheering you on, you feel invigorated! +1 attack!

/qst/ - 23/25
Big pepe - 18/40

>Attack
>Defend
>Item

>>300153
Try to calm the pepe with the porn mag

>>300153
Attack

Rolled 9 + 7 (1d14 + 7)

>>300153
Attack

>>300152
You attack, doing 19 damage! You slay the big pepe!

-VICTORY!-
You level up!
+5 max HP (Now it's 30)
+1 max attack (Now it's 15!)
You obtained big frog legs!

Should we do anything before continuing on with the quest?

>>300177
nah we're good
checked by the way

>>300177
Victory pose.

>>300177
Jojo pose
Equip frog legs

>>300181
>>300188
>>300196
You do a victory pose, lifting the big frog legs above your head! The legs are still too small for you, unfortunately.

You continue on your way, and the pepes wave you goodbye as you leave the forest.

You see a small mountain in front of you, and it seems the only way to get to the top is though a cave.

-THE DANK DARK CAVE-
A cave filled with assortment of meme-loving creatures, and most of them are hostile. The cave is well known for the memes and shitposts written on it's walls, probably all written by /tv/-tan.

You enter the cave, and fortunately there's lamps on the walls so you can see.
There's 3 different ways we can go, and according to our map, they will all lead to where /cm/-tan will probably be.

You can use:
>The normal path though, however, it's longer then the other two
>Meme hall, a hallway filled with memes written on the walls. Shorter then normal path
>Shitpost road, a tunnel filled with shitposts from the most vile of creatures. Shortest path though.

>>300206
>Shitpost road, a tunnel filled with shitposts from the most vile of creatures. Shortest path though.

counter-shitpost by opening the porn mag to a random page and loudly asking for sauce

>>300216
>>300227
You take your xeno porn mag, open it to a random page, and yell "SAUCE!?" while walking though shitpost road. You see a few dubs written on the wall, and you yell "CHECKED!" every time you see one. This scares away some of the creatures, but 3 jump out at you from the dark!

-BATTLE!-

/qst/ - 23/25 HP
Spoonfeeder1 12/12 HP
Spoonfeeder2 12/12 HP
Spoonfeeder3 12/12 HP

Spoonfeeders are small, kobold-like creatures that carry giant spoons as their weapon.

Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp6DBKZFIxI

>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Run

Rolled 15 + 6 (1d15 + 6)

>>300238
Attack Spoonfeeder1

And our max health should be 30 now

Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d6)

>>300245
You charge at Spoonfeeder1 with your sword, dealing 21 damage! You send him flying into the cavern wall, and he's certainly dead.

Spoonfeeder2 and 3 prepare their attacks...

(Whoops, I don't know how I messed up the health.)

>>300254
And they both hit you for 3 damage!

/qst/ - 20/30 HP
Spoonfeeder2 12/12 HP
Spoonfeeder3 12/12 HP

>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Run

>>300258
>>Attack

(actually, r9k could be a boss, a necromancer that is)

Rolled 5 + 6 (1d15 + 6)

>>300267
You prepare your attack...

>>300269
(Can a robot use magic?)

>>300258
>>300267

>>300274
They become wizards at 30, duh.

Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d6)

>>300274
You deal 11 damage to Spoonfeeder2, leaving it with 1 HP!

The Spoonfeeders prepare their attack...

>>300274
(/s4s/ and r9k are indeed dark sorcerers).

(*[s4s] *[r9k])

>>300282
The spoonfeeders attack you for a combined 7 damage!
/qst/ notices his wounds, and thinks to himself that he should be careful.

/qst/ - 13/30
Spoonfeeder2 1/12
Spoonfeeder3 12/12

>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Run

>>300295

Attack Spoodfeeder2

Attack

Rolled 2 + 6 (1d15 + 6)

>>300300
>>300301
You prepare your attack...

>>300307
And deal 8 damage to Spoonfeeder2! He's dead!

The last spoonfeeder flees, leaving his giant spoon behind.

-VICTORY!-
Obtained a giant spoon!

Should we do anything before continuing?

(Spoon's stats?)

>>300320
Should probably heal. Let's eat some bread

>>300320
Take the corpse of one of the spoon feeders.

>>300326
You eat one piece of bread, bringing you to full health!

>>300325
(+1 damage)

>>300328
You try, but they disintegrate into dust.

You continue down the path...

>>300336
You come to a open part of the cave, and find /cm/-tan in the middle of it, looking lost and confused. He's a boy around the same age as you, but a bit older. He's a bit taller then you, and has cat ears and tail. He's one of your best friends, since he's one of the only other boys your age at the mansion.
(If I had a good pic of him I would post it, but most of the ones I can find are pretty shitty)

You notice that he's only wearing his undies, it seems some of the creatures stole his clothes. He looks very happy to see you.

"/qst/! My hero! I thought I would be lost in here forever!" He runs over to you and hugs you.

You ask him what happened to his clothes, and he says;

"Some of the monsters here stole it, I was almost killed!" He shows you his wounds, some of them are bleeding

"C'mon /qst/, lets get out of here before they come back!"

>Continue on though the cave with /cm/
>Go back to the mansion to get your reward and heal /cm/
>Use an item on /cm/
>Other (Write in)

>>300395
Let's heal him. Wouldn't want an escort mission where the npc dies in one hit.

>>300402
(Use the bead on him)

>>300395
Better heal /cm/ a bit.
He might be useful if a fight comes up.
If not, like >>300402 said, we wouldn't want him to clock out if someone sneezes at him.

(Side note: newcomer to the Quest. Really loved catching up on it! It's cute and mega fun! Props, OP)

>>300405
*bread

Yeah, let's go back.

>>300395
Give him bread, the spoon and then take him back. Ask if he want to adventure with you

>>300402
>>300411
>>300412
You give /cm/ your last piece of bread, healing him. He's seems tougher and more invigorated now. You also give him the spoon for a weapon. He's shivering from the cold and the fact he's only in undies, it would be better to get him out of here quick.

"Hey /cm/, when we get out of here, would you like to adventure with me?"

"Of c-course! Lets just g-get out of here first, I'm f-freezing."

Now, which path do we use to get back?

>Normal path
>Meme hall
>Shitposter's road

>>300407
(Thanks anon, I thought a board-tan quest would be fun)

>>300421
We've explored the shitpost path, so let's check out the meme path on the way back
And we have some duct tape from /k/ right? Make /cm/ some loose clothes out of that so he doesn't freeze to death.

>>300421
We braved the Shitposter's Road once, we can do it again! Besides, we wanna take a quicker road back; can't have /cm/ freezing on us.

>>300426
Duct tape is truly an all purpose tool.

>>300426
(I don't agree with the duct tape, tho)

>>300426
You quickly make some clothes for /cm/ with the duct tape, and you come up with a good idea. /qst/ takes the giant spoon, and tapes some of the rope to the top of it. He then uses a match to light it, making it a makeshift torch. You give it to /cm/, and the fire warms him up a bit. It will also set enemies on fire!

/cm/ says he wants to go down the shorter path, so you quickly take him though shitposters road. The fire seems to scare off all of the monsters...

...Except for one! A angry anon attacks you!

-BATTLE!-

/qst/ - 30/30 HP
/cm/ - 20/20 HP
Anon - 30 HP

Anons have a humanoid shape, but their entire bodies are covered white and they have a ? on their face.

Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR2lft3cduc

/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item

/cm/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item

No running from this fight!

>>300456
Attack.

>>300456
Both attack

>>300456
Both attack!

Rolled 14 + 6 (1d15 + 6)

>>300469
>>300470
>>300479
/qst/ and /cm/ both prepare to attack anon...

Rolled 2 + 3 (1d5 + 3)

>>300481
/qst/ does 20 damage to anon! /cm/ starts to attack and...

Rolled 4 + 2 (1d8 + 2)

>>300486
Does 5 damage to anon! Anon gets set on fire, it will deal 1 damage to him every turn!

Anon is ready to attack...

>>300492
And he hits /qst/ for 6 damage!
Anon takes 1 damage from the fire!

"You're okay, right /qst/?"

/qst/ - 24/30
/cm/ - 20/20
Anon - 4/30

/qst/
>attack
>defend
>item
/cm/
>attack
>defend
>item

We are literally guaranteed to murder the anon in the next attack so let's just get it over with.

>>300503
/qst/ decapitates anon with one swift blow!

-VICTORY!-
/cm/ gains a level!
+4 HP
+1 magic attack

Should we do anything before we continue back to the mansion?

>>300499
>>attack
>>attack

>>300513
Celebrate with pose's

>>300513
Ask if /cm/-tan knows how the panties got in your helmet

>>300550
/qst/ and /cm/ do a victory pose that's them jumping and doing a mid-air high-five.

They leave the cave and head towards pepe forest, it's starting to get dark. /qst/ and /cm/ go though the forest without any problems, most of the pepes are asleep and their snores can be heard.

After leaving the forest, you find /y/ outside of the mansion. He's tall, buff, and wears leather. (I would post a pic but literally all of /y/'s art is porn.) /y/ looks very happy to see his little brother again.

"Oh, thank you so much /qst/! I thought he would die out there!" He grabs /cm/ and hugs him tight.

"Brother, stop!" /cm/ struggles to get out of /y/'s grasp.

"Well, I should probably get you some clothes" /y/ walks inside the mansion with /cm/ and /qst/, and gets /cm/ some shorts and a t-shirt.

/y/ gives you the $225, and now you have $237. He also gives you the special item, which is a small purple wand for /cm/-tan. It gives him +5 magic attack. (It's actually a purple dildo, but it still works as a magic wand.) /cm/-tan equips it, even though he hasn't learnt any magic yet.

It's dark, but you can still do some stuff before you go to bed.

>Head for your room to go to bed
>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
>Use the magic book to see if /cm/ can learn magic
>Other (Write in)

>>300560
He obviously stole them for /tg/'s room.
(but then who's panties are they? /vp/'s?)

>>300581
>Go to /fit/'s gym to train

>>300581
Give/cm/ the magic book while we go get /fit/

>>300581
>>Use the magic book to see if /cm/ can learn magic

>>300581
>Use the magic book to see if /cm/ can learn magic

Gotta build up our companions

>>300584
>>300585
>>300587
>>300591
You go to /fit/'s gym, it looks like /fit/ feel asleep at the counter, but I'm sure he won't mind if you decided to train a bit.

You give /cm/ the magic book and tell him to try it out on some of the punching bags.

Now, what stat do we train?

>Attack
>Defense
>HP

>>300595
>Defense
We tank

>>300595
>Defense
We have okay attack considering the enemies, and we have a magic user to worry about. Gotta tank and take aggro

>>300595
>>Attack
GLASS CANNON
L
A
S
S

C
A
N
N
O
N

>>300595
Our attacks already do so much damage compared to how much health our enemies have. What we really need now is more defense

>>300595
hp

>>300603

>>300603
>>300605
>>300615
You lift some weights and do some squats, and you feel tougher!

+1 defense!

/cm/ learnt a magic spell, Frizz! It shoots a small fireball at the enemy. It uses 1 MP, which /cm/ now has 15 of. (I'm unoriginal and will probably be using Dragon Quest spell names for the spells.)

It's gotten really dark, so you decide to head back to your room. You give /cm/ your sleeping bag, and sleeps in it on the floor. You get into your bed and fall right asleep.

--------------------------

I need to sleep, I'll continue tomorrow. How do you guys like the quest so far?

And here's a paste bin with all of the info so far:

http://pastebin.com/s06fhRF1

>>300633
Quest is good so far.

Does MP regen between rounds and/or over time? Or does /cm/ need to constantly apply more lube. I mean drink mana pots.

>>300633
I was only able to catch up on it towards the end, but I really enjoy it.

It's bready good, Opie.

>>300633
Enjoyable.

>>300633
The quest is amazing so far, can't wait for when you come back OP.

You wake up, fully refreshed! /cm/ is still asleep in the sleeping bag, so you scratch behind his cat ears until he wakes up.

"Purrrr.. Good m-m-morning..." He says, as a stifles a yawn.

He climbs out of the sleeping bag and stretches. You put the sleeping bag back into your backpack. /cm/ looks a little drowsy, he probably didn't get to sleep that much when he was stuck in that cave.

You grab your stuff and prepare for another day of adventuring! You look at the $237 in your wallet, and wonder what you can buy with it.

>Go to /ck/'s food and potion store
>Go to /k/'s weapon store
>Go to /fa/'s clothes and armor store
>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
>Go out on your quest
>Talk to /cm/
>Other (Write in)

---------------------------------------------------------
>>300642
MP will regen by 5 after every fight.
>>300644
>>300713
>>300997
>>301157
Thanks, I'm happy people like this quest.

>>301538
>Go to /fa/'s clothes and armor store

We have a decent weapon, let's get some armor.
Does /cm/ have a cat tail too? If not, let's get one for him

>>301544
Backing

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>>301544
>>301553
You decide to go to /fa/'s store, to buy some better armor and clothes. You notice /cm/'s tail, and wonder if they make clothes that leave a hole for a tail.

You walk into the store, and find /fa/ sitting behind the counter looking disinterested, like he always is. You decide not to bug him, and look at the clothes, seeing which ones could help you the most.

>Current money: $237
>Leather shirt +2 Defense $40
>Leather pants +1 Defense $20
>Light iron shirt +4 Defense $75
>Light iron pants +3 Defense $55
>Skimpy speedo +2 Defense +4 Magic Defense $90

>>301586
Let's get the light iron pants/shirt for us, and the speedo for /cm/.

>>301606
Seconding this.

>>301586
This >>301606

>>301586
Leather shirts for both, light iron pants for us and Speedo for /cm/

>>301606

>>301606
>>301621
>>301622
You hand /fa/ $220, leaving you at $17. He gives you the light iron shirt, pants, and the speedo. You put on the iron shirt and pants, and hand the speedo to /cm/.

"Y-You want me to wear this? I guess if you want me too..." He heads to the changing room and comes back wearing wearing the skimpy speedo, looking embarrassed.

Well, what to do now?

>Go to /ck/'s food and potion store
>Go to /k/'s weapon store
>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
>Go out on your quest
>Talk to /cm/
>Other (Write in)

>>301668
>>Other (Write in)
go to /pol/tan to ask for assistance or some sort of helpful advice in slaying the jew

>>301668
Jew hunting advice >>301676
And then sell those legs to /ck/

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>>301676
>>301686
You decide getting some info on the jew will help, so you to /pol/-tan's room. You enter his room, which is covered with swastikas, trump posters, and various other things. /cm/ seems a little scared, and holds on to you. You see /pol/ at his desk, most likely writing shitposts. He's wearing a tower of make america great again hats. You ask him for some advice on killing the jew.

"So, you took the quest? Well, somethings you should know is that this isn't just your average jew. This one may be the leader of the goyim, and will be more powerful then anything you have probably fought before. He's able to call for backup, so you will want to watch out for that. He doesn't use magic often, but when he does it's powerful. He also has an attack that can steal your money."

After learning all of this info on the jew, you leave and head for /ck/'s kitchen.

"Oh, /qst/ and /cm/! I expected you, and made you some pancakes!"

/ck/ gives you both some pancakes, which you eat right there. When you're done eating, you give her the big frog legs, and she gives you $40 for them. You now have $57.

You take a look at her wares.

>Small health potion $5 heals 15 health
>Health potion $10 heals 40 health
>Bread $5 heals 20 health, but can only be eaten out of battle
>Water $5 Gets rid of status effects, plus the bottle can be reused
>Candy $10 gives you +5 attack for 3 turns
>Mana cream $10 heals 20 MP (To be applied to the skin, not for eating.)

>>301768
3 water, 4 health potions

>>301768
Go back and ask /pol/-tan for a hat. Maybe one of those will help stop the Jew from mind controlling you with liberal media.

Just a reminder of our supplies

>3 bottles of water (Gets rid of status effects)
>a box of matches
>a small sleeping bag
>a map
>a flashlight
>Beginner's magic book
>Xeno porn mag
>5 small health potions (15 health each)
>1 piece of candy (+5 attack for three turns)
>Giant spoon
>Roll of duct tape
>Rope

>>301768
See if she wants the giant spoon

With 30 HP, the health potions seem like overkill. And we already have 5 small health potions.
Lets get 3x bread and 2x mana cream

>>301806
You give her $35 and take 3 pieces of bread and 2 mana creams. You now have $22 left.

You ask if she wants the giant spoon, but says no.

>>301796
You go back and ask /pol/-tan for a hat, but he says he'll only give you one if you complete the quest.

Now what do we do?

>Go to /k/'s weapon store
>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
>Go out on your quest
>Talk to /cm/
>Other (Write in)

Visit /b/ and see what's going on there.

>>301855
We can also talk to /cm/ at some point. Maybe he'll have some ideas about how to defeat the jews.

>>301855
>Go out on your quest

>>301920
>>301924
You head out for pepe forest once again, and on your way though you talk to /cm/. He still looks a bit embarrassed for having to wear the speedo, since it doesn't leave much to the imagination.

"I wonder of the jew will be resistant to magic or physical attacks? My new spell may be able to help." /cm/ twirls his phallic shaped wand around as you go though the forest with no problems.

You get back to the dank dark cave wonder what path you should take.

>Normal path (Longest but easiest)
>Meme hall (Shorter but harder)
>Shitposter's road (Shortest but hardest)

>>301960
We've gone through shitposter's road twice now. Let's see what meme hall is like.

>>301960
>Meme hall (Shorter but harder)

Time to see what's in meme hall.

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>>301980
>>301982
>>301984
You start your way though meme hall, the walls are covered with memes. You notice no creatures around, but you hear something ahead of you. You go farther down, and you can see what's making the sounds. It's a drunken /tv/-tan writing memes on the wall. He has a broken wine bottle in his hand, and before you can do anything, he charges at you!

-BATTLE!-

/qst/ - 30/30 HP
/cm/ - 24/24 HP 15/15 MP
/tv/ - 60 HP

Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooZyHLLQ5e8

/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Run

/cm/
>Attack
>Defend
>Spells
>Item
>Run

Rolled 13 + 6 (1d15 + 6)

>>302023
/qst/ attack
/cm/ frizz
(roll is for /qst/ attack)

And can we make sure to stand in front with /cm/ in the back. We have much higher defense than him, so we should tank.

>>302023
Attack with both

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d13 + 5)

>>302069
/qst/ stands in front of /cm/, protecting him from any attacks from /tv/. /qst/ attacks, and does 19 damage to /tv/!

/cm/ prepares his spell...

Rolled 10 + 4 (1d10 + 4)

>>302103
And does 7 damage to /tv/!

/tv/ prepares his attack...

>>302107
And hits /qst/ with all of his power, dealing 14 damage!

"/qst/! Are you okay?"

/qst/ - 16/30 HP
/cm/ - 24/24 HP 14/15 MP
/tv/ - 34/60 HP

/qst/
>attack
>defend
>item
>run

/cm/
>attack
>defend
>spell
>item
>run

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d15 + 6)

>>302118
Isn't this way supposed to be easier than shitpost path? This enemy is stronger than anything we fought in shitpost path.

Anyway, he does a max of 14, and we have 16 health left, so lets attack with both again

>>302118
Same as last turn: attack and frizz

Rolled 9 + 5 (1d13 + 5)

>>302128
We used the magazine and the fire last time to scare off the stronger enemies from shitpost path.

Anyways, /qst/ hits /tv/ for 16 damage! /cm/ prepares his spell...

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d10 + 4)

>>302136
And does 14 damage to /tv/!

"If I hit you again, would you die?"

/tv/ prepares his attack...

>>302149
And hits /qst/ for 7 damage!

"It's extremely painful," says /qst/

/qst/ 9/30 HP
/cm/ 24/24 HP 13/15 MP
/tv/ 4/60 HP

"You're a big guy."

"For you."

/qst/ hits /tv/ one more time, knocking him out!

-VICTORY!-
/qst/ leveled up!
+5 max HP
+2 max attack

/cm/ leveled up!
+3 max HP
+4 max magic attack

(I just realized I forgot to account /qst/'s defense for that fight, whoops.)

>>302165
oh yeah, that was the whole point of the armor. we should be at 24 health (assuming defense gives flat damage reduction).

Take the mask

>>302174
You take his bane mask, but it doesn't fit you. You put it in your backpack.

Should we do anything before continuing? /qst/ is at 24/35 health.

>>302184
That's probably enough health to be safe

Also check if the bane mask fits /cm/

>>302202
Mask also doesn't fit /cm/.

You continue on though the cave, and eventually get to the exit. You're now at the base of Shekel Mountain.

-Shekel Mountain-
A small mountain that's a well-known hideout for jews, and all sorts of different creatures that want to make money. This place is very dangerous, as nearly all of the creatures here will do anything to make money, and most of the time that's attack adventurers that go though.

There's two paths you can go according to your map, they seem to be the same length and difficulty. Which path do you choose?

>Shill way
>Merchant alley

>>302184
Hog tie /tv/ with the rope and sell him back at home

>>302240
>Shill way

>>302240
Shill way

Tie /cm/ with the rope and pretend to be a slave trader.

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>>302257
>>302370
You decide to head down shill way, a path filled with advertisements and shills everywhere.

Everything goes smoothly, until a lone man stands in your way.

It's Todd Howard, and he has a question for you.

"You pre-ordered Fallout 4, right?"

>Yes
>No
>Other (Write in)

>>302383
>>302254
Backing

>>302418
Remove the bottle caps from the water and potions, and attempt to barter with Todd.
Use duct tape to reseal the potions and water containers.

>>302418
no

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>>302430
>>302431
You say no, and before you can attempt to barter he gets extremely angry.

"What?! You DIDN'T PREORDER?! WHY?!"

>I'll go preorder it later
>I've never heard of it
>HATE FALLOUT 4
>Other (Write in)

I FUCKING HATE IT.

>>302457
>HATE FALLOUT 4

>>302457
I'm trying to preorder it from you damnit

>>302467
>>302471
You say you HATE FALLOUT 4, and this makes Todd even more mad!

-BATTLE!-
/qst/ 24/35 HP
/cm/ 27/27 HP 15/15 MP
Todd 80/80 HP

Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjSx9hux9NA

/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Run

/cm/
>Attack
>Defend
>Spell
>Item
>Run

Rolled 13, 2 + 11 = 26 (2d17 + 11)

>>302501
attack / frizz
(now that they both have a d17, they can be rolled at the same time)

Rolled 4 + 5 (1d18 + 5)

>>302514
/qst/ and /cm/ both attack, doing 26 damage!

Todd prepares his attack...

>>302529
Todd deals 2 damage to /qst/!

"Why don't you just pre-order it?! You can climb mountains!"

/qst/ 22/35 HP
/cm/ 27/27 HP 14/15 MP
Todd 54/80

/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Run

/cm/
>Attack
>Defend
>Spell
>Item
>Run

>>302551
I believe that should be 1 damage, not 2.
He rolled 9, we have 8 defense

>>302551
FUCK I MEAN HE TOOK 1 DAMAGE SINCE /qst/ HAS 8 DEFENSE

Rolled 6, 14 + 11 = 31 (2d17 + 11)

>>302559
math is hard. let's attack again

>>302578
31 damage to Todd!

Todd uses the move "Pre-order"! It will double the attack of his next move!

/qst/ 22/35 HP
/cm/ 27/27 HP 13/15 MP
Todd 23/80

/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Run

/cm/
>Attack
>Defend
>Spell
>Item
>Run