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/qst/-tan Quest Part 2 2016-06-27 23:05:10 Post No. 310990
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>We found a xeno porn magazine in /tg/'s room
>We got /ck/ a herb she wanted
>We saved /cm/ from a cave and he joined our party
>We beat up a drunken /tv/-tan
>We beat up Todd Howard
>We killed a jew that stole /pol/'s money
>We had a party with /pol/, /int/, and /x/
>We did some gay shit with /cm/
>We beat up /out/ and she joined the party
>We gave /wsr/ a sauce she wanted
>We beat up Todd Howard again
>We got a manga /a/ wanted
>We ran away from some mods and camped at an oasis
Pastebin with all of the quest info: http://pastebin.com/s06fhRF1
You wake up in the tent you help set up at the oasis. You can see that /out/ isn't here and is probably out hunting or checking the trap she set up. You climb out of the sleeping bag you were sharing with /cm/, and give him a little shake to get him up. He slowly sits up and gives you a groggy "Good m-m-morning..." as he stifles a yawn. You take out your map and decide that this would be a good time to plot a path though Vidya Desert.
-Vidya Desert-
A dry, giant desert full of tribes of savages. There is constantly war here, as the tribes can not agree on anything. Almost every creature here is hostile, and the heat is intense.
You look at the map, and look at the paths you could take to the temple that the cartridge /vr/ wants is in.
>Head though the nintendofag territory
>Head though the sonyfag territory
>Head though the microsoftfag territory
>Head though the PCfag territory
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>>310990
We're nintendofags, so nintendo
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>>310990
>Head though the PCfag territory
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>>310990
Also this is for a cartridge that /vr/ wants, so it's definitely nintendo
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>>310990
>>Head though the nintendofag territory
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>>310990
>>Head though the nintendofag territory
I want this. We can always backtrack if it turns out to be the wrong path.
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>>310995
>>311002
>>311005
>>311012
You quickly plot a path though the nintendofag territory, and leave the tent with /cm/. You find /out/ sitting near the fire cooking a hare she caught with the trap she set. You got a cooked hare, it heals 50 HP.
"Looks like you two sleepyheads finally woke up. Are you ready to head out?"
You nod your head, and the party collects their supplies and heads out though the desert. You enter the nintendofag territory, and have 3 different paths you can use.
>Smash path
>Zelda road
>Kirby way
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Which game was /vr/-tan looking for?
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>>311060
A golden Nintendo World Championships cartridge.
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>>311052
>>Zelda road
This is exactly what i was looking for. No hesitation.
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>>311052
>Smash path
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>>311052
>Zelda road
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must be zelda
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>>311079
>>311112
>>311116
You decide to go though Zelda road, and find two tribes fighting each other. They seem to be fighting over what is the best Zelda game. What do you do?
>Go though the "A link to the past" tribe
>Go though the "Ocarina of time" tribe
>Try and sneak around the outskirts of the tribes
>Other (Write in)
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>>311134
>>Other (Write in)
have /qst/ infiltrate "ocarina of time" and /cm/ infiltrate "a link to the past" and incite the tribes to violence from within, providing a diversion for our escape!
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>>311147
Backing
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>>311134
>>Other (Write in)
We yell that Twilight Princess is the actual best Zelda game and incite a mass war that we can't possibly win.
>>
>>
Does defending reduce the damage before or after armor is applied?
ie, if someone would do 20 damage and we defend, would it be (20 * 0.25) -12 => 0, or (20 - 12) * 0.25 = 2
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>>311147
>>311155
>>311173
/qst/ tells the plan to /cm/ and /out/, and /qst/ and /cm/ head into the tribes. /qst/ yells "MAJORA'S MASK IS BETTER!" in the Oot tribe, and /cm/ yells "LINK'S AWAKENING IS BETTER!" in the Alttp tribe. It works, and starts a giant free for all! The party successfully escapes, and continue though the desert. You eventually leave the nintendofag territory, and can see the temple ahead!
What do you do?
>Enter the temple
>Look for a hidden entrance
>Other (Write in)
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>>311182
Before.
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>>311134
Yell something about Majora's Mask
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>>311207
>>Look for a hidden entrance
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>>311207
Enter the temple, even if we run into trouble, we could use some exp anyway
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>>311207
>Enter the temple
I hope it's not water temple.
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>>311207
>>Enter the temple
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>>311218
>>311232
>>311237
You enter the temple, and find a giant open room. At the far end, you can see a door. The party slowly and carefully proceeds though the temple, but suddenly someone teleports behind you!
"Psshhh... Nothin' personnel, kid."
-BATTLE!-
/qst/ 50/50 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 25/25 MP
Edgelord 140/140 HP
Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defense
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
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Rolled 17, 11 + 26 = 54 (2d26 + 26)
>>311282
Attack and Frizzle. I think I got those numbers right?
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Attack and frizzle.
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Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)
>>311289
/qst/ attacks the Edgelord, and /cm/ cast Frizzle on him, dealing 54 damage!
Edgelord attacks...
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>>311297
And does 15 damage to /qst/!
-BATTLE!-
/qst/ 35/50 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 22/25 MP
Edgelord 86/140 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defense
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
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>>311310
Attack and Frizz
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If we have /qst/ defend each turn, Edgelord can't deal any damage to him. (30 * 0.25) - 12 => 0
Meanwhile, /cm/ can spam Frizz and is guaranteed to kill Edgelord before he runs out of mana 8 * 25 = 200.
Of course, if Edgelord has some special abilities this strategy may not work
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>>311316
This would also take about 7 turns, so definitely not as fast as just doing an all out attack
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Rolled 4, 16 + 26 = 46 (2d26 + 26)
>>311316
But we get healed by /out/ after every battle it seems so there's no point in playing it safe like that. Plus it'd take longer. Rolling for damage.
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Rolled 2, 15 = 17 (2d20)
>>311322
/qst/ and /cm/ do a combined 46 damage!
Edgelord takes out two shotguns and shoots them!
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>>311331
And does 5 damage to /qst/!
/qst/ 30/50 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 19/25 MP
Edgelord 40/140 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defense
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
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>>311336
Attack and Frizz
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Rolled 16, 14 + 26 = 56 (2d26 + 26)
>>311336
I guess we should just fuck him up
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>>311342
/qst/ does a quick dash and decapitates Edgelord!
But it was just a hologram, and the door opens.
-VICTORY!-
You go though the temple door, and find the golden Nintendo World Championships NES cartridge sitting on a pedestal.
>Take it
>Look around to see if it's a trap
>Take it, but replace the cartridge with something else quickly
>Other (Write in)
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>>311342
Definitely fucked him up
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>>311362
>>Look around to see if it's a trap
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>>311362
>>Take it, but replace the cartridge with something else quickly
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>>311362
Check for traps then when there are none, take it and replace it
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>>311362
replace with a lime. those probably weigh about the same
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>>311371
backing
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>>311362
>>Look around to see if it's a trap
>>Take it, but replace the cartridge with something else quickly
If there's no floor traps then the pedestal is definitely trapped.
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>>311368
>>311370
>>311371
>>311372
>>311374
You find no sign of any traps, but when you get close to the cartridge /v/-tan comes out of nowhere and steals it!
"YES! Now I can sell this and become rich!"
"Hey! You give that to us!" Yells /out/.
"Oh yeah? If you want it back, you're going to have to fight me for it!"
>Fight /v/
>Don't fight /v/
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>>311396
Fight him.
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>>311396
Fight /v/
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>>311396
fight that bald fuck, finish his ass once and for all
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>>311416
>it's an unwinnable battle
ahhh, a classic of the RPG Genrethat i hate with a passion
i guess attack and frizzle
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>>311416
I think we should conserve our mana for healing. Let's defend with /qst/ and have /cm/ do a physical attack, to see what /v/'s other stats are like. We can run if he's too strong (actually, can we run? I don't see that option given)
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>>311427
>>311440
Before you can do anything, /vr/ runs into the room and punches /v/ in the face with his power glove!
"Yo little dudes, that should bring him down to size for you!"
/vr/ joined your party!
-BATTLE!-
/qst/ 50/50 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 25/25 MP
/v/ 230/230 HP
Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xStEdivU9JE
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defense
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
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Rolled 6 + 17 (1d26 + 17)
>>311461
/qst/ defend
/cm/ frizzle
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Rolled 24, 24 + 26 = 74 (2d26 + 26)
>>311416
Well shit. Attack and Frizzle I guess.
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Rolled 2 + 10 (1d30 + 10)
>>311467
/qst/ attacks and /cm/ cast Frizzle, dealing 74 damage to /v/!
/v/ attacks!
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>>311467
This roll please qm baby
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>>311480
But misses and does 0 damage to /qst/!
/qst/ 50/50 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 22/25 MP
/v/ 156/230 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defense
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
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Rolled 25, 2 + 26 = 53 (2d26 + 26)
>>311493
Again!
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Rolled 23, 7 + 26 = 56 (2d26 + 26)
>>311493
Attack and Frizzle
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>>311500
We can always heal up if we need to. We'll probably get hit hard this turn and then need to start tanking, that's why you need to do as much damage as possible before it gets serious.
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Rolled 2 + 20 (1d10 + 20)
>>311499
/qst/ slashes /v/ while /cm/ cast Frizzle, doing a combined 53 damage!
/v/ does a powerful kick!
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>>311517
And does 10 damage to /qst/!
/qst/ 40/50 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 19/25 MP
/v/ 103/230 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defense
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
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Rolled 23, 20 + 26 = 69 (2d26 + 26)
>>311524
Same thing
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>>311524
ATTACK AND FRIZZ
WE MUST KILL THIS FUCK, FOR THE SAKE OF ALL VIDEO GAMES
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d50 + 5)
>>311536
/qst/ and /cm/ deal 69 damage to /v/!
/v/ charges at /qst/ with all of his might!
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>>311536
Jesus, we're kicking ass. Looks like a next turn win for us.
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>>311545
And does 3 damage to /qst/!
"You niggers! I'll fucking murder all of you!"
"Yo man, that ain't cool to say in front of kids."
/qst/ 37/50 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 16/25 MP
/v/ 34/230 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defense
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
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Rolled 15, 23 + 26 = 64 (2d26 + 26)
>>311554
For the finish!
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>>311554
Fuck him up
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>>311554
finish it
make him play video games IN HELL
I HOPE YOU LIKE NEO GEO, FAGGOT
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Rolled 8, 15 + 26 = 49 (2d26 + 26)
attack and frizz
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>>311557
/qst/ and /cm/ are about to finish him off, but /vr/ throws a Nintendo 64 at /v/ dealing 64 damage, killing /v/!
"Radical! Heh, sorry for stealing your thunder."
-VICTORY!-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj64hnIFxXY
/qst/ gained a level!
+4 max attack
+5 HP
+3 defense
/cm/ gained a level!
+4 max magic attack
+5 MP
/out/ gained a level!
+7 max attack
+3 max health
A dark portal appears under /v/, and drags his body to hell. The portal then disappears.
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>>311594
Ask /vr/ why the hell he needed this quest to be done since he's here anyway
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If /out/-tan is a support then she should gain Action Points or something.
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>>311594
I guess we should go back to the mansion, to complete the /a/ and /vr/ quests
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>>311603
This. He better have taken that quest item back before /v/ disappeared too, I don't want to be held responsible for that.
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>>311594
flirt with /out/, saying her if she'd like to go /out/ with you
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>>311614
this
get them family discounts from /k/
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>>311603
"Well... I thought it would be easy for you tubular dudes and dudette, but when I saw /v/ following you guys I knew I had to do something." /vr/ grabs the cartridge and puts it in his pocket.
>>311606
You leave the temple, and now you have to make your way back to the mansion. As you walk you decide to talk with some of you party members.
>>311614
"Hey /out/ do you want to go /out/ with me?"
/out/ laughs then slaps you in the face.
>Continue flirting
>Salvage it and say you were joking
>Talk to another party member
>Other (Write in)
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>>311638
>That's OK, I like it rough
Then grab her hand and make her hit you agian
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>>311642
this, but instead of making her hit you, go in for the kiss like a real nigga
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>>311655
This
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>>311638
>>Other (Write in)
I just want to head home since /out/ seems /out/ of our league.
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>>311655
Dubs have spoken.
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I know that /qst/ is a recent board, but how old are everyone in this quest?
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>>311685
/qst/ is about 8
/cm/ is around the same age
I would guess /out/ is 16 ish
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>>311697
/qst/ is 10 my dude
and /out/ is at least 13 or 14
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>>311642
>>311655
>>311659
"It's okay, I like it rough"
/qst/ goes in for a kiss but /out/ kicks you in the nose.
"You said you liked it rough."
You rub your bleeding nose, and decide to talk about something else.
>Talk with /cm/
>Talk with /out/
>Talk with /vr/
>Other (Write in)
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>>311685
>>311697
>>311705
I think /qst/ and /cm/ is around 8-10, and /out/ is around 10-12.
/vr/ is probably like 30/40.
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>>311711
>Talk with /out/
My nose is bleeding, can you give it a kiss
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>>311711
>>Other (Write in)
Time to make our way back so we don't have to camp again.
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Talk to /vr/, ask him what he can do
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>>311711
saucy bitch, good, we can mold her
for now, talk with /vr/ and ask him how the fuck he got here
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>>311716
Seconded
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>>311716
>>311739
"My nose is bleeding, can you give it a kis-"
She kicks you in the dick.
"If you try and flirt with me one more time I'm leaving."
>>311720
>>311732
"I just followed /v/ who was following you."
You ask him what he can do.
"Oh, well I have a lot of different items I can use in battle. It's totally rad, little dude. Once we get back to the mansion, I'll give you your reward and join you on your quests. If you want me too, that is."
Let him join you?
>Yes
>No
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>>311761
Yes
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>>311761
Well /out/, now my dick is bleeding...
yes to /vr/
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>>311761
Yes
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Yeah. Then let's talk to /cm/.
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Which tan is the perfect match for /qst/-tan?
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>>311761
yesthen beat the shit out of /out/, bitch don't wanna help fight then wants to beat the shit outta us? fuck her
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>>311780
No we can't scare her off. We just gotta give the relationship time I guess. Maybe another round of truth or dare tonight
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>>311789
i don't take well to hoes beating up our cute little buddy /out/, anon
but if it takes time, i guess it takes time
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>>311765
>>311766
>>311768
"Thanks, dude! I'll be ready by tomorrow!"
>>311774
"Today was a lot of fun /qst/! I never want to stop adventuring with you!"
You finally get back to the mansion, and it's starting to get dark. /vr/ gives you the $800 reward then leaves to go play retro vidya with /tg/. You now have $1174
What do you do now?
>Go give the manga to /a/ to finish the quest
>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
>Go back to your room
>Other (Write in)
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>>311780
You guys know you can switch which partner is fighting with /qst/, right? She also fully heals us after battles.
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>>311800
>Go give the manga to /a/ to finish the quest
We should probably get naked for this
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>>311800
Finish the quest
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>>311806
Finish quest and train
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>>311804
>>311806
You go to the door of /a/'s room and hear some weird noises in there, you knock and tell her you have the manga and she tells you slip it under the door, which you do, and then she slips $500 under it. Oddly, some of the money has some sticky white spots on it. You now have $1674.
What now?
>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
>Go back to your room
>Other (Write in)
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>>311815
What did you think the >switch option did?
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>>311818
ask /a/ if we can come inside
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>>311818
>>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
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>>311779/cm/. We already did gay things with him, our fate is sealed.
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>>311819
No more gay stuff please
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>>311818
>>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
I want to talk to /a/ but I don't want to interrupt him.
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>>311822
I tried to flirt with /out/, but she didn't want us. Traps are only somewhat gay
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>>311818
there was a switch option?
i never noticed it, Jesus Christ i'm dumb
also, go to train my dude, get them gains
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>>311818
Attempt to sell the food /out/ cooked for us to /ck/
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>>311819
You ask her, but she says that she's busy.
>>311820
>>311826
>>311833
You head to the gym, and find /fit/ trying to help /pol/ get gains.
What stat do you train?
/qst/
>Attack
>Defense
>HP
/cm/
>Magic attack
>Magic defense
>MP
/out/
>Attack
>Her fists (highers its damage)
>Round house kick (highers its max damage)
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>def
>mag Atk
>atk?
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>>311856
Def, Magic Attack and Fists.
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>>311856
Defense, magic defense, round house kick
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>>311856
>>Attack
>>MP
>>Her fists (highers its damage)
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>>311863
this
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>>311863
/qst/ does some squats, and feels tougher!
+2 defense
/cm/ practices his magic on some punching bags, and gets better at magic!
+3 Magic attack
/out/ just punches and kicks a punching bag a lot.
+3 max attack
After that, /qst/ and /cm/ go into the male showers while /out/ goes into the female showers. They get rid of all of the dirt and sweat of their bodies, and then they leave the gym.
/out/ says "Well, I think I'll head back to my room now. /k/ is probably worrying about me."
What do you do now?
>Head back to your own room
>Other (Write in)
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>>311922
>>Head back to your own room
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>>311922
Head back to the room with /cm/
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>>311934
Ask /out/ to ask /k/ if she can come over for a sleepover
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>get our trump hat from /pol/
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>>311944
seconded
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>>311941
>>311941
You head over to /k/'s room, and ask him if /out/ can have a sleepover with you and /cm/.
"A sleepover!? With boys?!" /k/ then slams the door and you can hear him scolding /out/.
>>311944
While heading back to your room, you run into /pol/ and ask him for the trump hat, which he happily gives you.
You get back to your room with /cm/, and hear /tg/ and /vr/ playing video games in the room next to yours.
>Go to /tg/ and /vr/
>Talk with /cm/
>Go to sleep
>Other (Write in)
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>>311957
>>Other (Write in)
Equip the Trump hat. Then talk to /tg/ and /vr/.
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>>311967
You can only have one accessory at once.
Do you wear the trump hat or the nazi armband? Hat gives +1 defense and armband gives +1 attack.
>>
Stats on hat?
Go to our room
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>>311980
Put that Hat on /qst/ give the armband to /cm/ I guess.
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>>311980
We seem to e going tank so equip the hat
Give armband to /out/ in the morning?
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>>311985
Backing
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>>311988
>>311967
You take off the armband and put on the hat, you'll save the armband for /out/.
You go into /tg/'s room to see him playing Nintendo World Championships with /vr/. You tell /tg/ all about the adventure you had, and he just nods his head and says "Uuhuh, I bet that all happened." /vr/ then looks at you and winks. After watching them play for a while, you head back to your room with /cm/.
>Talk with /cm/
>Go to sleep
>Other (Write in)
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>>311980
>can't put on a hat because you're wearing an armband
>game logic
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>>312019
Go to bed, tell /cm/ we want to be alone tonight. Also tell him that he's a faggot
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>>312019
>>Go to sleep
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>>312033
You get into your bed, and once again /cm/ asks you if he can sleep with you.
>Allow him
>Don't allow him
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>>312040
>>Allow him
Might as well.
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>>312040
Don't allow him
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>>312042
But no more shota.
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As long as no more gay shit happens , sure
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>>312040
Allow him
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>>312040
Say k, but "no homo" like /fit/ always says
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>>312040
Allow, but be interrupted by noises from under the bed as tentacles creep out from the darkness to say "Hi."
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Allow.
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>>312042
>>312055
>>312056
You allow /cm/ get into the bed with you again, and you both cuddle each other to sleep.
You wake up refreshed and ready to take on another batch of quests! As you wake up /cm/, you hear /news/ open the door to your room.
"/tv/ has been kidnapped, and had all of his memes stolen by invaders from the redditlands! Will you help get him back /qst/?"
>Take on the quest
>Don't take on the quest
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>>312087
>>Take on the quest
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>>312087
>>Take on the quest
Tell us about the kidnapper. Why does he want the memes?
>>
>take the quest
Ask if he has anything else in the same direction as redditland as side quests
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>>312087
Go on the quest immediately.
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>>Raise an army and plunder the Reditlands.
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>>312087
Take quest.Wonder if /film/ will show up
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>>312091
>>312095
>>312100
>>312101
You take on the quest and ask him if there are any other quests you can take on. He says no, and that saving /tv/ is the only current quest available.
/out/ comes to join you, along with /vr/.
"Yo dudes and dudette, I'm ready to go on a radical quest with you guys!"
What do you do now? The redditlands are far, far away, and it will be a long adventure to get to them. There also may be towns on the way there.
>Go to /ck/'s food and potion store
>Go to /fa/'s armor and clothes store
>Go to /k/'s weapon store
>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
>Talk to a party member
>Go out on the quest
>Other (Write in)
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Also make sure to check the pastebin for /vr/'s stats and moves: http://pastebin.com/s06fhRF1
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>>312165
Look to buy gear for /out/ and yourself.
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>>312165
>>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
One last buff since we might not get another chance for a while. Def, Magic Attack and Fists.
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> weapon store
> armory
> see if any of /tv/s friends have any items to give us /vp/ /aco/ and maybe see if /n/ has bikes or something to increase speed
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>>312165
See if our bane mask will fit /out/ or /vr/
>>
>>
>>312211
>>Super scope blast
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>>312214
/qst/ gains 3 defense!
/cm/ gains 4 magic attack!
/out/ gains +5 damage for her fists!
/vr/ gains +5 damage for super scope blast!
Now what?
>Go to /ck/'s food and potion store
>Go to /fa/'s armor and clothes store
>Go to /k/'s weapon store
>Talk to a party member
>Go out on the quest
>Other (Write in)
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>>312228
Go see if /pol/ will teach us any meme magic. We'll need it to save /tv/.
>>
>>312228
Weapons
Let's buy the biggest blackest wand /k/ has, to maximize /cm/'s damage.
>>
>>312228
>>Go to /k/'s weapon store
Stock up on new gear for the journey.
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>>312235
You enter /k/'s store and he shows you his wares.
>Current money: $1674
>Sliver sword $300 +16 damage
>8 inch "wand" $400 +16 damage
>Super glove $200 +12 damage
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>>312271
>8 inch "wand" $400 +16 damage
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>>312271
Buy it all and sell the old stuff
>>
>>
>>312271
Silver Sword and Wand. Glove is for /out/ yeah? Does it stack on her fist damage? Doesn't seem worth it otherwise.
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>>312271
>>312290
>>312298
You buy it all for $900, and sell your old weapons for $150, leaving you with $924.
What now?
>Go to /ck/'s food and potion store
>Go to /fa/'s armor and clothes store
>Talk to a party member
>Go out on the quest
>Other (Write in)
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>>312299
Glove is for /vr/, /out/ doesn't use weapons.
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>>312309
>>Other (Write in)
ask /pol/ to accompany us on our quest to save /tv/ and teach us the ways of meme magic. Surely he wouldn't refuse the call to rescue his best friend!
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>>312309
>>Go to /fa/'s armor and clothes store
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>>312316
Seconded
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>>312316
You go to /pol/'s room, but find out that he went on his own quest to save /tv/ with /int/, [r9k], and [s4s].
>>312328
You go into /fa/'s store, and he's sitting behind the counter, disinterested as ever.
>Current money: $924
>Silver shirt $200 +10 defense
>Silver pants $150 +9 defense
>Ultra speedo $350 +6 defense +10 magic defense +5 magic attack
>Fighter's shirt 200 +7 defense +5 attack
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>>312360
Why are you so against us hanging out with /pol/ OP?
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>>312362Because having to deal with more party members means more time setting up their stats and stuff. Also I have plans for him later in the quest.
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>>312360
One of everything, maybe give our old pants to /out/ and old shirt to /cm/.
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>>312369
>mfw we can't hang out with my favorite board-tan but he at least has plot significanceat least I know you're not a #CruzMissile or a #Hillshill
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>>312376
You buy one of everything for $900, and give your old pants to /out/ and old shirt to /cm/. You sell your old speedo for $60, leaving you at $84
What do you do now?
>Go to /ck/'s food and potion store
>Talk to a party member
>Go out on the quest
>Other (Write in)
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>>312385
>implying the best board-tan isn't/vr/
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>>312417
>>Talk to a party member
Lets have a group chat to get pumped about the quest and then head out. Compliment/cm/, try to not upset /out/ and bro it up with /vr/.
>>
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>>312421
"/cm/, you look great, and I bet you'll do amazing!" /cm/ blushes and gives you a quick hug.
"/out/, I bet you'll punch all of those reddit invaders out with one punch!" /out/ flexes her arm.
"/vr/, we can play some old video games after we finish the quest!"
"Oh yeah little dude!"
Your entire party is pumped, and ready to adventure. They all leave the mansion and head towards the redditlands, where a long and difficult adventure awaits them.
----------------------------------------
That will be all for today, I'll continue tomorrow.
So what's been you guy's favorite part of this quest so far? When did you join in the quest?
>>
>>312440
I've been here since start(different ID's cuz I started at the bus and continued at home, plus my IP is dynamic), and my favourite part was the first fight against Todd.
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>>312468
I dunno man, Shmodd was pretty good too.
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>>312440
I joined during the Todd battle. I think my favorite parts have been fighting Goldberg since he really felt like a boss fight and meeting /out/ since it threw the thread for quite a ride after we had slept with /cm/. That was a blast in and of itself as well.
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>>312440
/v/ battle and /vr/ being a bro in general
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>>312424he doesn't know /vp/ cucked him out of /x/ last yeargg /pol/
>>
I hope we meet /jp/ and meido
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>>312721/x/ was just being tsundere, like when connie took joseph to the tom landry dance instead of bobby.
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>>312440
I like how shit your rolls have been so far. I haven't been scared in battle since we met /cm/Shota porn though
>>
OP? Are you gonna run tonight?
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>>314374
Yeah just checking stuff to make sure everything is ready to go, I'm a bit late today since I had some stuff to do.
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The excited and energetic party go off on the trail to the redditlands. It will take days to get there, but the party seems to be prepared to make the journey. Their first day of traveling goes fine, as the path they use is well-worn by other travelers. After a full day of walking down the path, they find a spot where they could camp.
What do you do?
>Set up camp
>Continue traveling though the night
>Other (Write in)
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>>314434
>Set up camp
Sleep in shifts too, of course
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>>314434
>>Set up camp
>>
>>314434
>set up camp
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>>314452
>>314460
>>314464
You decide you've had enough walking for one day, and set up camp near a lake and some trees. The party sets up the tent, and lights a fire.
What else do you do?
>Set up a trap
>Forage for items
>Bathe in the lake
>Fish in the lake
>Try and hunt
>Use an item
>Talk/interact with party members
>Go to sleep (In shifts)
>Other (Write in)
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>>314495
>forage for items
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>>314495
Find something for /vr/ to do and then bathe in the lake with /cm/ and /out/. Say it's just to ensure safety in numbers while you're all unarmed
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>>314495
>>Set up a trap
/out/ can do this.
>>Forage for items
/qst/ and /cm/ can do this.
>>Fish in the lake
Maybe /vr/ can do this?
>>
>>314515
No more doing things alone with /cm/
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>>314500
>>314515
/out/ sets up a trap in some of the trees, while /qst/ and /cm/ work together to try and find some items. They find 3 wild strawberries! (Heal 10 MP)
Since /vr/ doesn't have a fishing rod, he just uses his NES zapper to shoot the fish. It doesn't work, and he just scares away all of the fish.
What now?
>Bathe in the lake
>Try and hunt
>Use an item
>Talk/interact with party members
>Go to sleep (In shifts)
>Other (Write in)
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>>314542
>>Bathe in the lake
>>
>>314542
Bathe in the lake, without /vr/ if possible but if not then oh well
>>
>>314542
>>Bathe in the lake
Everyone else can head to the bath.
>>Try and hunt
/out/ won't join us in bathing so lets send her off to hunt.
>>
>>314555
>>314559
>>314570
/qst/, /cm/, and /vr/ all strip down and bathe in the lake while /out/ goes off and hunts. After getting clean, /vr/ uses some towels he brought with him to dry everyone off. /out/ comes back from the hunt with a freshly killed rabbit, and the party decides to cook it and eat it for dinner.
"Hey dudes, look what I brought with me!" /vr/ takes out 4 Gameboys with copies of Pokemon red and blue in them. He even brought some link cables. The party plays on their Gameboys while it starts to get completely dark.
>Use an item
>Talk/interact with party members
>Go to sleep (In shifts)
>Other (Write in)
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>>314518
It's too late. We already did gay things with /cm/, our fate is sealed.
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>>314603
We can still be redeemed. We have the rope
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>>314599
Talk to each of the party members, asking them how they're doing so far
>>
>>
>>314599
Ask /vr/ if he's a genwunner.
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>>314618
Come on, there has to be a non-faggot option. Don't give up so easily
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>>314625
What other board-tans are female? /ck/ for /ss/ if we somehow manage to pull it off.
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>>314636
There's some chart out there that shows all the board-tans, but I don't have it saved.
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>>314618
You ask what everyone's favorite pokemon is.
/vr/ says, "Oh dude, Mewtwo is totally radical!"
"I like Arcanine" says /cm/
"It's gotta be Hitmonlee." says /out/.
>>314623
>>314632
"The other games are pretty rad, but this and gold and silver are my favorites."
>>314616
You ask how everyone is doing.
"Great! Adventuring is always fun with you, /qst/." says /cm/
"It's been pretty nice" says /out/
"It's pretty tubular, man!" says /vr/
Now what?
>Use an item
>Go to sleep (In shifts)
>Other (Write in)
-------------------------------Seeing all of you argue about who to ship /qst/ with is pretty funny.
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>>314668
Sleep in shifts.
I just don't want anymore gay stuff guys. And yes, traps are gay
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>>314668
>>Go to sleep (In shifts)
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>>314668
>gold and silver are my favorites
Best boy right here. Everyone has some sweet taste in pokemon too.
>Go to sleep (In shifts)
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>>314683
>he's trying to resist the gay
Faggot
As per what to do:
Sleep in shifts.
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>>314683
>>314685
>>314690
>>314704
/out/ says she'll take the first shift, so /vr/, /cm/, and /qst/ all head into the tent. /vr/ brought his own sleeping bag, (A Pokemon themed one) and climbs into it. /qst/ and /cm/ once again share the small sleeping bag, and sleep, waiting for their turn to go on watch. /vr/ eventually wakes you and /cm/ up, saying it's time for your shift.
>Do the shift yourself
>Make /cm/ do the shift
>Do the shift with /cm/
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>>314737
Do the shift yourself
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>>314737
>>Do the shift yourself
Isn't /vr/ cutting into /vp/'s territory a bit much?
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>>314737
>>Do the shift with /cm/
He's already up so why not?
>>
>>314737
>do the shift yourself
Are you sure this is /vr/ and not /vp/ in disguise?
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>>314750
They need their rest. They'll have their own shift later
>>
>do the shift yourself
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>>314744
>>314749
>>314756
>>314783
You decide to do the shift yourself, and let /cm/ sleep. You keep watch around the tent, but don't notice anything. You see the sun coming up, and decide to go and wake everyone up to get ready to continue the adventure.
/out/ checks the trap but find that it's empty.
Should we do anything before setting off?
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>>314749
>>314756
Where do you think he got the copies of Pokemon and the sleeping bag from?
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>>314796
Peptalk
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>>314796
nah, let's just get going before the sun sets.Nice save, OP.
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>>314796
Let's get going.
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>>314808
>>314809
>>314851
You give the team a pep talk, and they're all ready for another day of adventuring!
You pack up your stuff at the camp, and continue on your way. You see a giant mountain in the distance, and eventually get to the base of it.
There's two different paths you can go though.
>Climb the Magic Mountain, a tall, snowy mountain virgins go to become wizards when they become 30
>Go though the Magic Mountain's lava filled caves
----------------------------------Coming up with these areas is hard, if anyone has some cool area ideas I'll be happy to listen to them.
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>>314857
Climb the mountain.
I hope that is snow...
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>>314857
>>Climb the Magic Mountain, a tall, snowy mountain virgins go to become wizards when they become 30
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>>314857
>>Climb the Magic Mountain, a tall, snowy mountain virgins go to become wizards when they become 30Well there's the duchy of /pol/and, maybe the sahara dessert
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>>314880
>>314886
>>314908
You start climbing the mountain, and notice someone in your way.
"Hello, my name is Rod Broward. And I just wanted to know, did you happen to pre-order the great game Fallout 4?"
>Yes (Lie)
>No
>Sarcastic
>HATE FALLOUT 4
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>>314922
>>HATE FALLOUT 4
The grind for exp begins!
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>>314922
>>Sarcastic
No, I neglected to pre-order the game of the millenium. What do you think, casual?
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>>314922
>sarcastic
Why, yes! I pre-ordered a bit after I beat you the last time!
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>>314922
>HATE FALLOUT 4
New vegas was better
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>>314948
>>314959
You sarcastically say that you bought the game, but Rod catches on to your sarcasm!
"I know you didn't pre-order it! Don't try and joke with me!" He rips off the the glasses and fake nose and it turns out it's Todd again!
-BATTLE!-
/qst/ 55/55 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 30/30 MP
Todd 260/260 HP
Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpZzMNz1BSk
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defend
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
>>
Rolled 29 + 16 (1d30 + 16)
>>315001
attack/frizzle
>>
Rolled 2 + 31 (1d37 + 31)
>>315023
>>
do skills have any sort of cooldown? ie can /vr/ spam Super scope blast for a guaranteed 62 damage each turn
>>
>>
>>
Rolled 3 + 31 (1d37 + 31)
>>315055
Rolling for Frizzle damage.
>>
Rolled 23 + 16 (1d30 + 16)
>>315061
Well shit. Rolling for /qst/ attack.
>>
>>
>>315088
And hits /cm/ for 6 damage!
/qst/ 35/55 HP
/cm/ 26/32 HP 24/30 MP
Todd 109/260 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defend
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
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>>315088
Oh shit, a ranged attack
Have /qst/ shout that Fallout sucks to taunt Tod into only attacking him, instead of /cm/
>>
Rolled 26 + 31 (1d37 + 31)
>>315098
"Fallout sucks!" /qst/ learnt a new skill, Taunt! Todd now only targets /qst/!
/cm/ uses frizzle...
>>
Next time we're home we should pre-order it. Just 60$, I think. Just to see what he says.
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>>315110
And does 57 damage to Todd!
Todd modifies his pistol, making it stronger!
"See?! You can do this cool stuff in Fallout 4, just PRE-ORDER IT ALREADY!"
/qst/ 35/55 HP
/cm/ 26/32 HP 21/30 MP
Todd 52/260 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defend
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
>>
Rolled 1 + 16 (1d30 + 16)
>>315129
attack
>>
Rolled 11 + 31 (1d37 + 31)
>>315129
Time to finish him off.
>>
>>
>>315142
Lets switch /cm/ for /vr/. We still haven't used Switch yet and a constant 62 damage sounds nice.
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>>315142
I think this is a good setup. /qst/ has pretty high defense, and /cm/ has the most dps (assuming he doesn't run out of mana)
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>>315151
I'm going to agree with this.
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>>315151
>>315163
You decide to switch /cm/ for /vr/, and continue up the mountain.
You keep climbing, and start noticing the snow. It makes it harder to continue, but it's not too deep. After a while of trudging though the snow, you find what looks like a abandoned village, there's empty cabins that are in disrepair.
>Go around the village, there has to be a reason it's fallen apart
>Go though the village, it can't be that bad.
>Attempt to loot the houses
>Other (Write in)
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>>315194
>>Attempt to loot the houses
What could possibly go wrong?
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>>315200
You have the party split up to look though the houses, but none of them find anything. However, when the party comes back together, they notice /qst/ is gone! They search around the whole village, and eventually find him in the middle of the village. Except there's a problem, there's two of them!
The two /qst/s are fighting over who's the real one!
What do you do to tell who's the real one?
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>>315221
Ask them what happened after /qst/ and /cm/ played Truth or Dare. Only the real /qst/ would know that wetouched dicks.
>>
>>315221
The real /qst/ asks /out/ if they want to go /out/ with them
>>
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I made a graph of the expected damage after 5 turns for /cm/ vs /vr/.
/cm/ has 5x (1d37+31)
/vr/ has 3x (62) and 2x (1d20+12)
/cm/ averages more damage, but /vr/ is much more consistent
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>>315236
/cm/ asks the two /qst/ what happened after they played Truth or dare.
/qst/1 says "Oh, we touched wieners!"
/qst/2 says "We just went to sleep together, that's it."
Which one is the real /qst/?
-----------------------------
>>315251
Could you do one for /out/ too? Did you also account for the fact /vr/ has a one turn cooldown for all skills?I didn't think people would care so much about this quest that they try and min max the shit outta it.
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>>315285
/qst/1!
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>>315285
/qst/1 is real, should we attack the fake? Or is there some chance at him being a friendly?
>>
>>315285
Make them describe it in more detail. Not because we can't tell which is which, but just to embarrass /qst/
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>>315285
/qst/ 2 :)
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>>315294
>>315298
The party picks /qst/1 as the real one, and the fake /qst/ gets enraged!
"You don't think I'm real?! Then you must all be fakes too!"
-BATTLE!-
/qst/ 55/55 HP
/vr/ 45/45 HP
/qst/ 300/300 HP
Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tx6h2lDw4I
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
/vr/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
>>
Rolled 29 + 16 (1d30 + 16)
>>315333
Attack and Scope blast. No idea if my dice will work but here goes.
>>
>>4553412After kicking his ass we can persuade him to join us.
>>
Rolled 6 + 16 (1d30 + 16)
>>315344
/qst/ and /vr/ deal 95 damage to fake /qst/!
Fake /qst/ attacks!
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>>315364
And deals zero damage to /qst/!
/qst/ 55/55 HP
/vr/ 45/45 HP
Fake /qst/ 205/300 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
/vr/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
>>
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Graph of the expected damage after 5 turns for /cm/ vs /vr/ vs /out/
/cm/ casts Frizzle each turn
5x (1d37+31)
/vr/ casts Super Scope blast when possible (every other turn), and does a normal attack otherwise
3x (62) and 2x (1d20+12)
/out/ does a roundhouse kick each turn
5x (1d50+16)
minimum/average/maximum damage over 5 turns
-tanminavgmax
/cm/160250340
/vr/212231250
/out/85207.5330
>>
Rolled 45 + 16 (1d50 + 16)
>>315372
/qst/ switches /vr/ for /out/. Then she uses a roundhouse kick. I can do that right?
>>
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>>315379
trying to type out the table didn't go well
minimum/average/maximum damage over 5 turns
>>
Rolled 24 + 20 (1d35 + 20)
>>315383
Yes
/qst/ switches /vr/ for /out/ and has her do a roundhouse kick, dealing 61 damage to fake /qst/!
"I-I'm the real one! He's the faker!"
Fake /qst/ attacks, but with more power this time!
>>
>>315420
Does fake /qst/ not have any defense?
>>
>>315420
And he deals 15 damage to /qst/!
/qst/ 40/55 HP
/out/ 53/53 HP
Fake /qst/ 144/300 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
/out/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
--------------------------
>>315425
I don't think I'll have any of the enemies have defense, it just makes for more times I can mess up with the math.
>>
Rolled 2 + 16 (1d30 + 16)
>>315430
attack/kick
>>
Rolled 17 + 16 (1d50 + 16)
>>315468
>>
>>
>>315484
oh shit
>>
Rolled 15 + 20 (1d35 + 20)
>>315484
Whoops. Lets try that again.
>>
>>315490
Fake /qst/ deals 6 damage to /qst/!
/qst/ 34/55 HP
/out/ 53/53 HP
Fake /qst/ 93/300 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
/out/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
>>
Rolled 31 + 16 (1d50 + 16)
>>315499
Lets see if we can finish him off.
>>
>>315499
/qst/ defend, /out/ frizzle
>>
Rolled 2 + 16 (1d30 + 16)
>>315504
Probably not, rolling for attack anyway.
>>
>>
>>315534
Stop fighting fake /qst/ and bind him with the duct tape
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>>315534
Oh god, I want to befriend him. /qst/ defends and /out/ feeds us a lime.
>>
>>315569
>not wanting selfcest
What are you, a faggot?
>>
>>315574
Apparently :)
>>
>>
>>315603
Attempt to befriend fake quest
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>>315603
>>Try and tie him up
He did try to beat us up so he might still be dangerous.
>>
>>315608
He has like 20 hp left so I don't think he can really try anything. Also OP, just a thought is that later we could visit the graveyard of boards (or maybe hell or something?) and do something related to discontinued boards
>>
>>315620
We find /g/uro-tan buried underneath technolo/g/y-tan's room.
And /z/ can be a giant beehive that we have to destroy.
>>
>>315636
Also we can take /pol/ to pay respects to his father, /new/
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>>315607
>>315608
>>315618
You ask if the fake /qst/ wants to join you, but he just laughs. The fake /qst/ disappears and a wizard takes his place!
"You fell for my trap! Time for me to finish you off!"
-THE BATTLE CONTINUES!-
/qst/ 34/55 HP
/out/ 53/53 HP
Wizard 200/200 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
/out/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
>>
>>315667
Shit, I forgot the battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMK1evpnYGo
>>
>>315667
Ah shit. /qst/ defend and /out/ feeds us a lime.
>>
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)
>>315679
/qst/ defends while /out/ uses a lime on him, bringing him up to full health!
The wizard cast a spell!
>>
>>315696
And it does 13 damage to /qst/!
/qst/ 42/55 HP
/out/ 53/53 HP
Wizard 200/200 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
/out/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
>>
>>315704
/qst/ switches /out/ for /vr/ who uses Super scope. Time to bring him back and end this in under 5 turns.
>>
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)
>>315713
/qst/ switches /out/ for /vr/ and he uses super scope blast...
But the Wizard summons fake /qst/ to take the blow, and he dies!
"Whatever. I can always bring him back from the dead again."
The wizard casts another spell at /qst/...
>>
>>315732
And deals 8 damage to /qst/!
/qst/ 34/55 HP
/vr/ 45/45 HP
Wizard 200/200 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
/out/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
>>
Rolled 12 + 16 (1d30 + 16)
>>315742
/qst/ attacks and /vr/ gives us a small potion.
>>
Rolled 18, 6 = 24 (2d20)
>>315747
/qst/ attacks the Wizard for 28 damage! /vr/ gives /qst/ a small potion, healing him by 15 health!
The wizard cast two spells at /vr/ and /qst/!
>>
>>315757
And deals 18 damage to /qst/, and 6 damage to /vr/!
/qst/ 31/55 HP
/vr/ 39/45 HP
Wizard 172/200 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
/out/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
>>
>>315763
Defend, frizzle
>>
>>
Rolled 19 + 16 (1d30 + 16)
>>315763
Attack and Super Scope.
>>
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)
>>315795
/qst/ attacks while /vr/ uses super scope blast, dealing 97 damage!
The wizard casts a spell...
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>>315802
And deals 19 damage to /qst/!
/qst/ 12/55 HP
/vr/ 39/45 HP
Wizard 75/200 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
/vr/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
>Switch
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Rolled 29 + 16 (1d30 + 16)
>>315813
Attack and /vr/ gives us a health potion.
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Taunt the wizard.
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>>315817
/qst/ deals 45 damage to the wizard, and /vr/ gives us a health potion, dealing /qst/ by 40 health!
Since we kill the wizard no matter what next turn, and he can't kill us with his next attack, /qst/ does a quick slash, which kills the wizard and makes him explode into blood!
-VICTORY!-
The party gains experience, and gets close to a level up!
The wizard drops a revive crystal!
What do you do now?
>Continue on with your quest
>Use the revive crystal on the fake /qst/
>Other (Write in)
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>>315855
>>Use the revive crystal on the fake /qst/
The time forselfcest, I mean new friends is here!
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>>315856
Is it too much to ask that we at least do something straight at some point?
At the very least /cm/ needs to get lynched at some point.
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>>315855
>>Continue on with your quest
fuck this selfcest bullshit. It only keeps us further from based /ss/.
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>>315860
We're too far gone. The time is now for a 3some with our clone and /cm/.
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>>315855
>Continue on with your quest
we should save the crystal
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Let's revive /qst/I'm disappointed at the wizard. He just used attack spells, no weakening, healing or bolster spells
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>>315876
Sounds like you're just a faggot using this an an excuse :)
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>>315856
>>315879
You decide to use the crystal on the fake /qst/, maybe now he will join you. It seems the wizard's magic changed his appearance to look like /qst/, as he now has black hair and wears a t-shirt and shorts.
"W-Where am I? I can't remember anything..."
It seems he can't remember his name. What do we name him?
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>>315889
/tsq/
>>
>>315889
/qt/ is my suggestion. I think someone else should think something up though.
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>>315889/ss/-tan?
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>>315889
Newfag
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>>315889
/z/ or other dead board name
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>>315901
I like this one. Are you guys okay with me choosing this?
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>>315905
Great idea. He is an undead, actually.
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>>315906
as long as you make him live up to the name
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>>315906
It's cool with me.
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>>315906
I'm fine with it, feels much easier to type as well.
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>>315901
>>315906
>>315911
>>315912
>>315916
/out/ says that we should call him Newfag, and the kid says he likes the name.
"So... What happened here?" Newfag looks around at all of the bloody snow. The party explains what happened.
"Oh... Well sorry for trying to kill you."
What do you do now?
>Continue on your quest
>Talk to Newfag
>Other (Write in)
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>>315920
Have the group Triforce together
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>>315920
>Continue on your quest
Make Newfag lurk moar; don't explain things to him
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>>315920
You shall be cm's disciple. You will do as he ask
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>>315925
This actually. Let's give newfag to /cm/ so we can pursue /ss/
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>neckbeard nation
>town of dubs
>city of trips
>kingdom of quads
>river of newfag tears
>the gr8 b8 g8
>furfag fortress
>island of misfit memes
>aushwitz
>Nig-nog bay
>trap territory
>flooded underground railroad system
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>>315937
>Milhouse Bridge
A dangerous overpass inhabited by Milhouses demanding to be a meme.
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>>315924
You continue on your way, and notice that it has started to snow and the sun is setting. You find a small cave that the party decides to camp in. /out/ builds a fire to warm everyone up, and /vr/ blocks the entrance of the cave with some rocks.
What do you do now?
>Talk/interact with a party member
>Use an item
>Go to sleep (No reason to sleep in shifts, the entrance is blocked by rocks)
>Other (Write in)
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>>315955
>>Go to sleep (No reason to sleep in shifts, the entrance is blocked by rocks)
>>
>>315955
Go to sleep. Let /cm/ share the bag with Newfag
>>
>>
Night op
>>
I have a suggestion
Feel free to disagree, ignore or modify
Why not have some of the other boards be like master's of sorts?
Each board would require a specific condition in order to learn from them
/asp/ purely physical attacks and combos. some counter attack moves
/x/ magical spells, spooky summoning and give advice about other boards magic/meme sources can curse
/sp/ passive skills like juke or bantz( works as a taunt for enemies that cant handle the bantz) spicy memes to increase agility
/r9k/ low level meme magic. how to use autism based attacks like his REEEE attack needs good boy points to use.
/m/ summon mechs and use how to justice for combination attacks using the power of friendship
/v/ how to use rage for high attack but low hit rate attacks.
[s4s] how to use dubs to multiply your attack or defense
/b/ how to use cancer for shitposting attacks it also befuddles or lowers def for enemies. How to use edgy attacks like animal gore to cause enemies to run away
/mlp/ how to use harmony for defensive spells and use ponies to enrage enemies
/int/ summon Poland balls and spurdo memes
/pol/ advanced meme magic.(careful its chaotic)
Summon Australians shitposters and how to antagonize to lower def and slow enemies.
/an/ summons animals.
/a/ learn magical girl attacks
/jp/ read moonrunes
/diy/ how to combine special items to make new weapons and gear
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>>316342
/f/ gives healing doses to his party but only if the ID of the user who asks for a heal is purple or green
/sci/ calculates the best method of attack and maximizes efficiency
/mu/ blasts vaporwave to confuse the enemy
/o/ blasts Running in the Nineties to increase attack power
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>>316342
/vp/ lets you buy pokeballs but you have to do a fetch quest and then sit through a stupidly long tutorial first (on the plus side, you get a starter)
>>
/lat/ > rest of /int/
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>>317089
una vela
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>>316342
Very good idea, i forgot about /mlp/ too, Wonder when they pop up
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>>316342
Jesus Christ man this is my first time as a QM. I want to keep this simple.
That is a neat idea though, too bad I'm too lazy to implement this into the quest. I'm kinda making up this quest as we go if you couldn't tell. Maybe one day I'll do a sequel to this quest and actually plan it out.
Anyways, continuing the quest very soon, just need to check some stuff.
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>>317743
So long as we meet mlp-tan and keep avoiding more gay shit im fine
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>>317756I can't make any promises.
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>>317772
Well, okay just mlp-tan is fine, but i expect to see some adult gay, /a/ is around you know
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>>317743
Please keep doing gay shit. We have enough straightfag quest on this board
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>>317845
lets just rope in trap /a/ so we get both
>>
You wake up and notice someone lightly shaking you. It's /cm/, and he says he wants to talk to you about something. You can hear the snores of the other party members, so it must be around midnight. You go over to a corner of the cave with /cm/, so you won't wake up anyone.
"What is it, /cm/?" You say as you stretch and yawn.
"Well... /qst/... I think I love you. D-Do you love me?" /cm/ looks extremely nervous.
"Of course, we're best friends and best friends love each other!"
"That's not what I meant." /cm/ sighs. "I mean, do you love like this?" /cm/ gives you a quick kiss on the lips, and looks even more embarrassed and nervous.
/qst/ finally understands what he means, but doesn't know what to do.
>Confess your love to him
>Tell him you don't, boys can't love other boys!
>Hold his hand
------------------------------------------------
Is captcha being a piece of shit for anyone else? It's been bugging out on me a bit.
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>>317863
>>Hold his hand
Fuck it lets do this
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>>317863
Confess he is our one true love and hold hands :3
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>>317863
Hold hand and tell him we have to keep it a secret because boys aren't supposed to.
Kiss to seal deal
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>>317863
Hold hand
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>>317881
You mean keep it a secret because /pol/ will refuse to teach him meme magic
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>>317863
>>Hold his hand
Oh boy, we're going full lewd now.
>>
That's what happens when ypu stare too deep into the fagbyss
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>>317912
Who doesn't like two cute boys having gay sex?
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>>317912
/cm/ is a gay board. He has to end up with a boy and /qst/ is the only other boy. It has to happen
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>>317871
>>317875
>>317881
>>317886
>>317903
You put your hand on /cm/'s, and confess.
"I... I think I do love you, /cm/. I've never loved someone as much as you. Adventuring has always been fun with you, I want to be with you forever!" /cm/ looks overjoyed, and the both of you hug and do a kiss on the lips.
"Thank you so much /qst/, I never want to leave you!"
You two decide to cuddle a bit, and fall asleep in each others arms.
You and /cm/ eventually wake up to the sound of /out/'s yelling.
"Newfag is gone! He ran out though the cave entrance, you can see his footsteps in the snow!"
The party quickly checks to see if anything is gone, to see if Newfag stole anything. But the only thing they find missing is the bane mask. You check the footsteps, and they seem to be heading in the direction of the redditlands.
Should we do anything before continuing on?
---------------------------------
>>317881
Don't post random gay art please. If you're going to post any art please have it be board-tan related.
>>
>>317963
slander Newfag on the cave wall.
>>
>>317963
>Give /cm/ a quick kiss before heading out
>>
>>317963
Tell me about Newfag, why did he steal the mask?
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>>317963
Ask /out/ to find /TV/ or CIA, we got a big guy inbound
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>>317948
You're forgetting male /vp/ and possibly /lgbt/
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>>318004
An autist who can't love humans and a fag who's too old for cm. /lgbt/ probably wants /y/ anyways.
>>
>>317973
>>317975
>>317978
As you pack up your supplies, /out/ writes on the cave wall "KILL YOURSELF NEWFAG", and you give /cm/ a quick kiss andhold his handas you walk out of the cave and continue on your quest.
You eventually get to the top of the mountain and find what looks to be like a town of wizards. Considering your last encounter with a wizard, you think that going into the town wouldn't be the best idea.
>Go around the town
>Go though the town
>Try and talk with the town's inhabitants
>Other (Write in)
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>>318004
You're also forgetting /news/, he's a boy too.
>>
Godammit guys I arrive a little late and already there's more gay shit
>>
>>
>>318033
Yeah, I forgot about him
But OP, please promise me we won't remain faggots
>>
>>318033
>Go around the town, keep holding /cm/'s hand
>>
>>318033
>>Try and talk with the town's inhabitants
Surely, they can't all be bad.
>>
>>318033
Attempt to find out who the wizard was. Find a shop to trade in.
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>>318033
Enter town. look for shop.
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>>318045
>/lgbt/ has some weird obsessive boner for /pol/ for some reason.
It's pretty much when you act like an asshole to a chick and she starts liking you
Also the faggot they pair (the gay version of) /pol/-tan is a blonde, blue-eyes aryan
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>>318072
Yeah, that's /lgbt/. /pol/ to them isn't the cool, composed, sociopath with black hair and stubble, red eyes, and a black suit, it's some fag with a shitty haircut, olive skin, and middle-school fashion.
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>>318045
>>318048
>>318049
>>318058
>>318062
You enter the town, thinking that all wizards can't be jerks. You walk around, looking for a store. The inhabitants of the town don't seem to mind you. Seems only a few wizards are crazed killers. As you're looking around, you run into [r9k]-tan!
"Hey [r9k], aren't you supposed to be /pol/ and his party?"
"Well... you see... *beep* I kinda got lost... And they didn't seem to notice I was gone... *sad sounding boop* So I decided to stay here to practice my magic since I'm a wizard too..."
What do you do?
>Invite him to join the party
>Talk with him
>Continue looking for a store
>Talk with a party member
>Continue on your quest
>Other (Write in)
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>>318090
I hate the gay /pol/, he just looks fucking stupid. I like normal /pol/ because I like composed, calm sociopath/crazy characters. Also stubble is always nice.
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>>318118
Invite him to the party
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>>318118
Invite. Robots are badass and sad is cute.
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>>318118
>>Invite him to join the party
Same. I don't get triggered that they like /pol/, just that they make him look so fucking bad. And then they make a bunch of comics that act as if /pol/ is the obsessive one.
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>>318118
Invite him to join the party
Honestly normal /pol/ is way more hot than gay /pol/
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>>318118
Definitely invite [r9k]
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>>318124
>>318130
>>318135
>>318144
>>318182
[r9k] joined the party!
He won't help you battle, he's not good enough of a wizard yet. And he's too scared to fight.
"O-Oh, thanks for letting me *beep* join you."
What do you do now?
>Continue looking for a store
>Talk with a party member
>Continue on your quest
>Other (Write in)
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>>318185
>>Continue looking for a store
>>
>>318185
>>Continue looking for a store
Honestly at this point I can only hope that /pol/ can convince us to give up our faggot ways
>>
>>318185
Ask /r9k/ where the good shops are.
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>>318185
Look for a store, and ask [r9k] what he knows about the redditlands
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>>318201
Seconded
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>>318201
>>318228
"I don't know *boop* anything about it, other then they steal my *beep* memes all the time."
>>318191
>>318195
>>318197
You find out that this town has no store, apparently the wizards are forced to make their own supplies. However, [r9k] tells you that there's a inn for travelers that also serves food, and that it might be a good idea to go there because it's starting to get a little dark.
>Go to the inn for the night
>Continue on your quest
>Talk with a party member
>Other (Write in)
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>>318257
>>Go to the inn for the night
>>
>>318257
>>Tell everyone else to go to the Inn, then look around a bit for a Wizard to sell /cm/ and his boipussy to
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>>318273
Yeah why not, /Qst/ and /cm/ can share a room
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>>318257
Put your hands on [r9k]'s shoulder then promise him that his memes shall no longer be stolen by the denizens of redditland
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>>318282
FUCK OFF
U
C
K
O
F
F
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>>318311
this
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>>318339
No
This turn will be wasted on something hetero
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>>318347
Hey if we want to "accidentally" make /out/ share with us that works too
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>>318285
You promise [r9k] that you will make sure no one will ever steal his memes again.
>>318273
>>318282
The party goes to the inn and decides to eat dinner at the inn's restaurant. [r9k] tells you everything that happened while he was with /pol/ and his party.
"... So we were climbing up this mountain with no troubles, then some evil wizards attacked us! *boop* Fortunately, /pol/ and [s4s] used their skills to kill them. They're probably ahead of us right now, I hope they didn't get into any trouble. *Worried sounding beep*"
You're still eating your food, which party member do you to talk with?
>/cm/
>/out/
>/vr/
>[r9k]
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>>318353
We'll be checking her /out/ when she's changing
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>>318362
>>[r9k]
>>
>>318362
/vr/
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>>318362
>>/out/
>>
>>318362
/out/
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>>318362
/out/
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>>318376
>>318390
>>318435
You decide to talk with /out/.
"So /out/, how have you liked the adventure so far?"
"It's been fun, I just wish I had more chances to hunt. The best meat is the meat you get and cook yourself."
"You should teach me how to hunt sometime!"
"I guess that could be fun."
The party finishes eating and heads into their rooms. /vr/, /out/, and [r9k] share one room while /qst/ and /cm/ share another.
You and /cm/ relax on the bed.
>Go to sleep
>Talk with /cm/
>Play with /cm/
>Other (Write in)
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>>318457
"Play" with /cm/
>>
>>318457
>>Go to sleep
Nothing else
>>
>>318457
>>Go to sleep
>>
>>318457
Fuck his ear
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>>318465
>>318468
You're tired and decide to sleep. You cuddle /cm/, and you both fall asleep together.
You wake up with /cm/, and get ready to continue your quest.
You leave the town, and start heading down the mountain. As you're going down, the party notices that [r9k] is gone! You must have accidentally left him behind at the town. You're too far down to head back to the town, so you just continue on. It would be better for him to learn how to become a wizard, anyway.
After climbing down for a while, you get to what looks like a unstable wooden rope bridge. How do you go across it?
>Go one party member at a time
>Go two party members at a time
>Everyone go at once
>Other (Write in)
>>
>>318519
Send party members across in weight order
>>
>>318522
Heaviest first
>>
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>318519
BURN IT!!!
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>>318519
>>Other (Write in)
Ask /out/ what she thinks about the bridge and send her across first to check things out and make sure everything seems okay. Then we can cross one at a time.
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>>318554
You send /out/, the most nimble of the party, to check to see if the bridge is save. She carefully goes across it, and gets to the other side without any problems. See calls out to you and says it's safe. The party then goes one at a time over the bridge, without any problems.
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Shit guys something came up, and I have to go. I may be able to do some more later today though.
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>>318596
Thanks for running OP, see ya around.
>>
You keep going down the mountain and get to the bottom. You've come far, but you still have a long way to go until you reach the redditlands. You see someone stumbling around in the path ahead of you, and he looks oddly familiar.
As you get closer, you see that it's /pol/, but he doesn't look right. He's stumbling towards you, and looks as if he's being controlled.
>Attempt to talk to him
>Fight him
>Use an item on him
>Other (Write in)
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>>319064
Do the Hitler-salute thingy and see how he reacts. To see if he's really /pol/ or if he's being controlled.
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>>318019
>implying male /vp/ isn't totally tsun for /tg/
the guy's tourneyfag who never wins and the girl's the furry who's always on bike sim
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>>319064
Throw the rope at his legs to trip him, bind him in duct tape, and start saying a lot of Jewish things
>>
>>319064
>Say "9/11 was not an inside job" to see if he can snap out of it
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>>319064
Give him the Trump hat while whispering that jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
>>
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>>319083
/pol/ look at this chart I made that proves George Bush personally hijacked those planes on 9/11
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>>319083
>>319085
>>319087
>>319088
You say "9/11 was not an inside job" and "Jet fuel CAN smelt steel beams" /pol/ twitches a bit, but he doesn't snap out of it. Suddenly, he charges at you and attacks!
-BATTLE!-
/qst/ 55/55 HP
/vr/ 45/45 HP
/pol/ 320/320 HP
Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGjA81uTNIQ
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skill
>Item
>Switch
/vr/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skill
>Item
>Switch
>>
Rolled 15 + 16 (1d30 + 16)
>>319111
attack/super scope
>>
Rolled 17 + 20 (1d30 + 20)
>>319145
/qst/ and /vr/ attack for 93 damage!
/pol/ uses Blitzkrieg!
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>>319161
And deals 8 damage to /qst/!
/qst/ 47/55 HP
/vr/ 45/45 HP
/pol/ 227/320 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skill
>Item
>Switch
/vr/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skill
>Item
>Switch
>>
>the holocaust actually happened
We gotta snap him out of it!
>>
>>319166
HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT!
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>>319200
Dealing no damage to /qst/!
/qst/ 47/55 HP
/vr/ 45/45 HP
/pol/ 227/320 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skill
>Item
>Switch
/vr/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skill
>Item
>Switch
>>
>attack
Should we switch in /cm/ and give him a hug or something and keep trying to snap /pol/ out of it
>>
>>319210
Ask /pol/ to redpill us on homosexuality
>>
>>319210
Try to gay away the pray.
>>
I know that you want to keep it simple, but some basic debilitation or bolstering spells would be nice.
>>
>>
>>319250Bosses, semi-bosses or special enemies seem.. unsavory. Just that, it's nothing more than an idea.
>>
>>
>>319283
And does 3 damage to /qst/!
/qst/ 44/55 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 30/30 MP
/pol/ 206/320 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skill
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defend
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
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>>319304
Do we still have the maga hat?
If so, maybe use it on /pol/
>>
Second >>319380
Have qst do it
>>
>>319380
>>319419
You put the hat on /pol/, and he finally snaps out of it!
"What happened? Where's /int/ and [s4s]?"
You explain that happened.
"Now I remember! Our party got attacked by some jews, they wanted revenge for killing Goldberg. I think they took them to the redditlands."
What do you do now?
>Invite /pol/ to join you
>Talk with /pol/
>Continue on your quest
>Other (Write in)
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>>319422
Take /pol/ with us, he has the most knowledge of jews. But make sure to keep our extremely gay shota relationship a secret.
>>
>>319422
Ask /pol/ to tell us why being gay is wrong
>>
>>319422
>>Invite /pol/ to join you
>>
>>319422
Verify that /pol/ is still himself without the hat. Otherwise, we may be attacked again
>>
>>319283Why not both? I won't press you tho, manage the Quest as you see fit.
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>>319437
You test taking the hat off his head, but he still seems to be the same old /pol/.
>>319427
>>319435
You invite /pol/ to join the party, and he agrees to!
-/pol/ joined the party!-
Stats:
/pol/-tan
Level 6
40 HP
30 MP
30 max attack +10 from weapon
5 defense
5 magic defense
Skills/Spells
Redpill 5MP +20% damage for the next attack
Blitzkrieg 2MP +20 max attack
Poison Gas 7MP deals 40 damage over time to enemies for 3 turns. Doesn't stack.
Equipment
Pistol +10 attack
Do anything before continuing on?
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>>319476
Ask /pol/ if he can remember anything before he got controlled.
>>
>>319476
ask /pol/ if it's okay for us to like /cm/
>>
>>319489
This
>>
>>319489
He'll abandon the party!
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>>319525
Or give us a ultimatum. Which we'll accept
>>
why are we talking about it at all when we can just keep walking?
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>>319486
"Yes, the jews kidnapped [s4s] and /int/ and took them to the redditlands."
>>319489
"I don't care how much of a faggot you two are, you still got me out of mind control and killed a jew for me. For that I'll always be thankful. Still faggots though."
You continue walking down the path, and find a pack of jews huddled, and hunched over talking to each other. What do you do?
>Fight them
>Sneak around them
>Try and listen to what they're saying
>Other (Write in)
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>>319578
>>Try and listen to what they're saying
I respect how true your characters are to the actual boards.
>>
>>319588
This. Also nice dubs
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>>319588
You hide in the bushes and listen to what they're saying.
"Oy vey, we sure got our shekels for knocking out those travelers. Those redditors sure pay well!"
"Yes, we should wait and see if we can swindle some travelers out of their money!"
What do you do now?
>Attack the jews
>Avoid and continue on your way
>Other (Write in)
>>319588
Thanks. I try, it's harder for boards I haven't really been to though.
>>
>>319613
Throw a penny on the ground to distract them and then ambush
>>
>>
>>319633
>>319643
/qst/ throws a penny, and all of the Jews dive for it! This allows for the party to ambush the jews!
-BATTLE!-
/qst/ 55/55 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 30/30 MP
Jew1 150/150
Jew2 150/150
Jew3 150/150
Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx0QV6rBRcE
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skill
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defend
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
The jews are too stunned to attack!
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>>319663
Attack.
Switch to /pol/ and gas.
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>>319672
Just so you know, switching uses a turn by whoever uses it.
/qst/ switches /cm/ for /pol/ and he uses poison gas!
"OY VEY!" The gas instantly kills all of the jews!
-VICTORY!-
/qst/ leveled up!
+4 max damage
+5 max HP
/cm/ leveled up!
+3 magic defense!
+4 max magic attack!
+5 MP!
/cm/ learnt midheal, it heals for 50HP for 5 MP!
/out/ leveled up!
+5 max attack!
/vr/ leveled up!
+3 max HP!
+1 defense!
/pol/ leveled up!
+5 MP
+3 attack!
Do anything before continuing?
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>>319696
Talk to /pol/. We ask him how he got as powerful as he is, since he can take on multiple jews at once
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>loot the Jews, we know they have at least the payment from the redit land people
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>>319703
Set up camp.
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>>319703
>you can't find it on them
Look IN them.
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>>319712
It's in their Jew cave with the rest of their swindled goods and the rest of them
It gives me the hebrewjibbies just thinking about it
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>>319712
You cut open their bodies but don't find anything.
>>319709
You set up camp, and build two tents and a fire. /out/ sets up a trap and says she'll spend the rest of the night hunting. It's pretty dark already, so /pol/ and /vr/ head into one tent while /qst/ and /cm/ head into the other.
Do anything before going to sleep?
>Go to sleep
>Talk with /cm/
>Play with /cm/
>Other (Write in)
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>>319734
>>Go to sleep
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>>319734
Go to sleep.
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>>319734
Talk to /pol/
ask him on how to get chicks and maybe we can try our luck later
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>>319742
This actually. Also ask him why it's wrong to be gay
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>>319739
>>319741
You're tired from the long day of adventuring, so you climb into the sleeping bag with /cm/. You cuddle each other, and fall asleep.
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And that's it for today. I'll be a little late tomorrow, but I'll still continue.
>>319742
But anon, we already confessed our love for /cm/ andheld his hand
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>>319752
Hey man Milo Yiannopoulos is gay and he was trying to find a girl to fuck for Heterosexual Pride Day today.
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>>319752
Day of the rope comes for everyone. Gotta change while we can
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Why not both
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>>319752
He's a little kid, he'll come around, he just needs a little less Jewish leftism and he'll be a rightful aryan in the ranks of Neo-Hitler's Youth
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>>319776
Or guy :)
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>>319776
The funny thing is, Milo is merely pretending, he's not gay, he's just using it as leverage.
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>>319734
Sleep
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I don't know about the gay shit, but the quest is fun.
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Really fun quest so far. I'm loving all the /cm/ antics, but OP, I have to ask, can we maybe get a little more puzzles or something? We have a backpack full of items that we never seem t use or need, like the flashlight, rope, water bottles, matches, xeno mag, ect. A situation that we need more than our raw combat skills would be pretty interesting. I liked when we put the hat on /pol/ to cure his brainwashing, that was a non direct solution.
I know you are just making this up as you go plus it's your first time and I don't want to force you to do things you aren't comfortable with, but please think about it./cm/ is best boy
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>>319917
Funny, because I was just thinking up of some situations in which the items could be used. One thing I really like though is when players think outside the box and do something I didn't even think of, that's always cool.I agree, him, /qst/, /vr/ and /pol/ are tied for my favorite board-tans. I wish /cm/ and /qst/ had some more art though, there's not that much of either of them.
Continuing in a bit, sorry for being late.
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You wake up and climb out the sleeping bag. You get /cm/ to wake up, and you find /out/ sitting by the fire cooking a rabbit she hunted. She also caught a hare in her trap, so you now have 2 cooked hares! The party packs up their things and continues on their way.
You come to a fork in the road, there are two paths you can go down that lead to two completely different areas.
>Tentacle Marsh, a terrible swamp filled with the most evil of tentacled monsters.
>Furfag Fortress, a giant fortress filled with dangerous furfags.
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>>323009
>Tentacle Marsh, a terrible swamp filled with the most evil of tentacled monsters.
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>>323009
>>Tentacle Marsh, a terrible swamp filled with the most evil of tentacled monsters.
I swear that I don't plan on tossing /out/ to the monsters. Nope, definitely not a plan I had. Not at all.
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>>323009
Attempt to negotiate with the furfags using the cooked hare.
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>>323023
We should toss /cm/. He'd enjoy it anyways
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>>323013
>>323023
You enter the foggy swamp, it's hard to see any distance ahead of you. You're careful to stay out of the water, as you can see movement in it. As you're walking though, you notice it's gone quiet. You turn around, and notice that you're completely alone! You take your map and try and figure out where you are, but you have no idea what to do.
>Yell and see if anyone yells back
>Retrace your steps and head back
>Continue on though the swamp
>Use your flashlight to look around
>Other (Write in)
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>>323096
Create a makeshift lamp by soaking some of the rope in the cooked fish's oil, and light it. Use it as a light source/anti-tentacle weapon
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>>323096
Continue on through the swamp
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>>323096
>>Use your flashlight to look around
>Yell and see if anyone yells back
Lets give it a shot.
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>>323129
No, don't yell, that's how we alert monsters.
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>>323186
I think we can burn any plant tentacle with the oiled rope
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>>323206
Yes, but wouldn't it be way easier if we could avoid the tentacles altogether?
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>>323116
>>323129
You make a makeshift torch, and yell out to see if anyone can hear you. The torch doesn't help much in seeing though the fog, and no one seems to answer your calls. You notice something rubbing against your leg, and look down to see a thin tentacle wrapping around it! You hit it with the torch, but then realize your surrounded by the tentacles! It seems your yelling attracted them to you!
What do you do?
>Use the torch to light them on fire
>Scream louder, hoping someone hears
>Fight them
>Try and run
>Other (Write in)
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>>323232
LIGHT THEM ON FIRE. BURNOUT
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>>323232
remove pants
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>>323232
Light them on fire.
You were typing the post while I responded weren't you?
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>>323237
>>323245
You use your torch to light them on fire, but when you get close to them they lash out and grab your arm, making you drop the torch! They've gotten closer to you now, and some of them have started coiling their tentacles around you. You notice some of them seem to be trying to take off your clothes. You begin to panic, and have no idea what to do!
>Scream as loud as you can
>Struggle and see if you can break free
>Relax and stay calm
>Use an item
>Other (Write in)
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Is captcha being a buggy piece of shit for anyone else? the captcha window keeps appearing twice for whatever reason.
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>>323326
>Relax and stay calm
Better relax our butt, wouldn't want anything to tear.
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Hey...
If /out/ is the daughter of /k/, then who is the mother?
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>>323326
>>Other (Write in)
Talk to the tentacles. Say that we'll offer them a cute girl if they spare our butt.
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>>323326
Promise to never commit a homosexual act again in return for being saved by christ-chan
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>>323352
I thought CWC was okay with gay people now? He became a trannie that's trying to fuck lesbians last time I checked.
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>>323344
wasn't the mother /diy/
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>>323360
Christ-chan would never approve such acts!
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>>323334
You decide to relax and keep calm, panicking won't help here. You assess the situation, and notice that the monsters have stripped you of all of your clothes. You're completely naked. The monsters coil their tentacles tighter around you, and one tentacle seems to be trying to get into your butt! This seems like it could be the end for you, what do you do?
(WARNING, YOU CAN GET A BAD END HERE IF YOU FUCK UP)
>Scream, and hope someone hears you
>Struggle with all of your strength.
>Attempt to bite the tentacles
>Other (Write in)
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>>323504
Attempt to bite the tentacle, We are having calamari tonight
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>>323504
Boy we got enough def to be fine. Besides if we end up shitting the smell would scare the tentacles away.
Or we could try and get one of our party members to save us.
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>>323504
>>Scream, and hope someone hears you
Literally nothing could possibly go wrong.
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>>323521
>>323587
You bite one of the tentacles holding your arms as hard as you can, and you can taste a disgusting goop in your mouth. You spit it out and see that it's let you go, allowing you to fall on to the ground and use your arms to try and crawl away. You scream as loud as you can, with tears in your eyes hoping you don't die here. The tentacles make one last grab for you, and wrap around your legs and your lower body. One tries and push into your butt, while another wraps itself around your dick. You scream in pain, but suddenly a fireball hits the tentacles making them back off!
"/qst/! Are you okay?!" /cm/ shoots more fireballs at the creature, making it go back and hide into the water.
/cm/ hold you in his arms while you cry, and tells you that you'll be okay.
"I got lost and couldn't find anyone, but I heard your screams and ran right over! I hope everyone else is okay."
/cm/ helps you get your gear and clothes back on, while keeping an eye out for any of the tentacles.
What do you do now?
>Thank /cm/ for saving your life
>Look around for the other party members
>Continue though the swamp
>Talk to /cm/
>Other (Write in)
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>>323670
>>Thank /cm/ for saving your life
Thanks for saving our butt /cm/, you can have it if you want it.
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>>323670
Thank /cm/ amd then look for other party members.
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>>323670
Give your boyfriend a thank you kiss, he's earned it
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>>323682
>>323704
>>323725
You thank /cm/ for saving your butt (literally) and give him a kiss. He blushes, and says to think nothing of it. You search the swamp with /cm/, and find /pol/, /vr/, and /out/ in a tree, trying to fight off the tentacle monsters!
What do you do?
>Call out to them
>Attack the monsters
>Other (Write in)
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CAPTCHA FUCKING WORK PLEASE
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>>323743
What are our items again? We could try creating a fire in the swamp. It might attract the party and better yet scare away the tentacles.
Also have you tried using legacy captchas?
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>>323791
You attack the monster, you have to save your friends!
-BATTLE!-
/qst/ 60/60 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 35/35 MP
Tentacle monster 300/300 HP
Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF0AsHtHm_I
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
/cm/
>Attack
>Defend
>Spells
>Item
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Rolled 19 + 16 (1d34 + 16)
>>323829
Attack and Frizzle
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>>323889
Frizzle
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Rolled 25 + 31 (1d41 + 31)
>>323894
Fucked up the roll
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Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>323889
/qst/ and /cm/ do a combined 91 damage!
The monster attempts to bind /qst/... (If the monster gets a 2 he does it successfully)
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>>323909
But /qst/ dodges it!
/qst/ 60/60 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 32/35 MP
Tentacle monster 209/300 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
/cm/
>Attack
>Defend
>Spells
>Item
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I just realized we're auto-sageing. I think I'll ride out this thread for a bit, the first thread hasn't even fell off yet.
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Rolled 15 + 16 (1d34 + 16)
>>323916
attack again
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Rolled 34 + 31 (1d41 + 31)
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Rolled 22 + 20 (1d30 + 20)
>>323957
/qst/ and /cm/ deal a combined 96 damage to the monster!
The monster attacks!
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>>323972
And deals 13 damage to /qst/!
/qst/ 47/60 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 29/35 MP
Tentacle monster 113/300 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
/cm/
>Attack
>Defend
>Spells
>Item
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Welp, I'm tired and going to go to bed. Gonna continue tomorrow, I won't be so late as I was today.
Just feel lucky you didn't pick the Furfag Fortress route, I had some real fucked up shit planned for that.
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>>324001
damn maybe we would have finally met /vp/
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>>324001
Because the tentacle marsh wasn't fucked up at all
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>>324356
or trash
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>>324651
Furfag Fortress would have been a lot worse, I had three bad ends planned where
>/qst/ gets kidnapped and suffocates to death in a fursuit furries stuffed him in
>/qst/ gets kidnapped and raped to death by furries
>/qst/ gets kidnapped anddies by having his skin removed and replaced with fur, because of an experiment the furries were trying.
You also would have met /trash/ there, and found /fur/'s gravestone.
Continuing the quest in a bit.
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>>325762
if /qst dies does /cm take lead?
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>>325799
You go back to your last choice if /qst/ dies.
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Rolled 17 + 16 (1d34 + 16)
>>325762
Continue attacking the tentacle monster.
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Okay, continuing now.
/qst/ 47/60 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 29/35 MP
Tentacle monster 113/300 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Skills
>Item
/cm/
>Attack
>Defend
>Spells
>Item
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Rolled 34 + 31 (1d41 + 31)
>>325842
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>>325860
And deals zero damage to /qst/!
Since we kill it no matter what next turn, /qst/ does a quick stab and kills the monster!
-VICTORY!-
Obtained a tentacle.
/vr/, /out/, and /pol/ climb out of the tree they were hiding in and thank you for saving them. You continue though the murky, foggy swamp, but this time making sure no one gets separated. You finally exit the terrible marsh, with the entire party intact. It's starting to get dark, however. After continuing on your way, you find a small village populated by some anons. What do you do?
>Go though the village and continue on your way
>Look for some stores
>Sleep at the village inn
>Talk with a party member
>Other (Write in)
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>>325878
Toss the tentacle at /out/. And check out some stores I guess.
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>>325878
Go around the village, and ask the anons about the area/where we will go.
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>>326012
Purchase 2 big health potions
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>>326022
You buy two big health potions for $160, leaving you at $1514.
It's getting dark, what now?
>Go though the village and continue on your way
>Sleep at the village inn
>Talk to a party member
>Other (Write in)
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>>326099
>>Sleep at the village inn
We need a nice nap after almost getting raped.
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>>326113
Seconding
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>>326113
this
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>>326129
>>Talk with /cm/
Thank him again for saving our butt. Offer our butt again.
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>>326129
>Talk with /cm/
ask him what he thinks about every party member
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>talk with /cm/
We should thank him Again
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>>326133
>>326142
"/cm/, I just want to say thank you for saving me again. I don't know what would have happened to me if you didn't save me."
/cm/ blushes "I was just doing what any good boyfriend would do."
>>326136
You ask him what he thinks of every party member.
"/out/ is kinda scary sometimes, but she's nice. /vr/ is cool, it's fun playing games with him. /pol/ kinda just ignores me, I don't think he likes me very much."
"Hey /qst/... Do you want to have some fun before we go to sleep?"
>Have some fun with /cm/
>Tell him you're tired and want to sleep
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>>326169
>>Have some fun with /cm/
Well shit. Time to bring out the tentacle I guess.
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>>326169
Tell him we're tired
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>>326169
Have some fun with /cm/
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>>326233
backing
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haev fun with /cm/tonka truck fun
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>>326177
>>326233
You say sure, and he tells you to take your clothes off. You do, and he takes off his clothes too. (WARNING: LEWD)He then grabs your penis, and rubs it until it gets erect. /cm/ then puts his mouth around your penis, and starts moving it back and forth. It feels amazing, and you can feel your penis quivering, and you finally orgasm and dry cum. /cm/ stops sucking and asks you how it was.
"That felt great! That was fun!"
You're tired now, so you and /cm/ decide to sleep and cuddle together.
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I think I'll make a new thread now, this one is getting close to dying.
>>326255
Nice art.But why pubes? I'm pretty sure /cm/ is supposed to have not hit puberty yet.
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/out tan have cat ears too?
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>>326349
Yeah, she has cat ears and tail like /cm/.
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>>326349
Here, this place has art of most of the board-tans.
http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/list
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>>326360
danka
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