We still need the "Sugarcane" in order to rescue the princess. We made a new waif.... I mean friend in our journey. Now we need to climb down a waterfall.
Rules:
>be sure you are replying to the correct post
>"get" numbers are 8, 9 and 0.
>first get decides what happen next
>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.
>wait 10 minutes to reroll if you don't get a "get"
>when needed, first dice roll decides.
Previous threads here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=viva+pi%F1ata
>>243462
Are we still on the ship?
>>243462
i thought we were a girl?
>>243475
yep
>>243462
Search for spare cloth to fashion a makeshift parachute
>>243478
she knocked us out with the punch and the Stephen King and girl hyjinks where hallucinations
>>243462
Also, reminder
http://imgur.com/BSgwfo6Always watching
Assuming that 8 isn't a get
>>243462
We ask her "What the fuck happened?"
>>243462
Okay we need her to help us build a mech to get down the waterfall.
>>243462
Ask her what happened
>>243480
roll a d10
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>243516
>>243519
I know you wont let us down Patrick Bateman!
Delores for endgame.
>>243516
we still taking 1st roll right?
>>243519
We Indiana Jonesing it boys.
>>243537
*whipping intensifies*
>>243545
https://youtu.be/j_QLzthSkfM
>>243519
>>243480
>Sorry for that, MPD, ya know... Make something useful and get us out of here!!
Sorry for the long wait but I had troubles this time trying to fit the mood change here...
>>243741
Pull a Mac Gyver and make a god damn awesome slow descending device with all that shit
>>243741
fashion a magic car from all the supplies presented.
>>243741
make a boat out of this boat
>>243741
Tie inflatable raft to the bottom of the half-barrel securely via rope. Cut sections of planks for seating - measure twice before the cut.
Then, fashion some oars if none are present.
Sure, we could just use the inflatable raft as it is...
BUT THATS NO FUN.
>>243758
roll a d10 for engineering skill
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>243799
>>243741
please let there be some personality who is always DTFpor favor escribe ella con un personalidad que quiere chingar y chupa
>>243799
>EEnE
MY MAN!
>>243799
>4-6
>>243827
Can we get a recap of the three personalities.
>>243832
looks like sweet, sour, and normal
>>243840
I want to fuck all of them.At once
>>243848You FOOL, You'd give her an aneurysm
>>243856
I hear tards give good blowies.
>>243848
>Accidentally end up in the Gummy Caverns
>Somehow shear off her personalities, two into gummy bodies
>Enjoy all 3 bitches
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>243913
rolling for it
>>243932
>64
that HAS to count for somethin'
maybe we can play vidya with her.
>>243940
We have to wait for the videogame adaption for the dlc bonus scenarios.
>>243832
Maybe I'll regret this chart later, so don't take it as an absolute rule. More like a guide for now.
>>244003
muy beuno
>>243802
>>243758
well, this is the best you can do with your movie knowledge. Barrel parachute ^tm counts with all the commodities of a real barrel and all the advantages of a XVIII century parachute.
>>243940
by virtue of dumb luck doves fly you away to safety.
>>244179
Well lets get everyone and some rum and get going!
>>244179
Let's fly for it I know we can do it!
>>244179
Suddenly, a wild Wizard invades out world, spawning on the deck of the boat.
>>244179
Time to put it to the test.
>>244179
A flesh wizard, master of sculpting bodies, crash lands on the top deck, from where who knows, but he doesn't look too happy about the situation.
>>244179
Then Dolores breaks it for fun
Can we give a pirate bandana to the golem?
Pleeaaaaseee?
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>244228
>>244234
THANK YOU PATRICK BATEMANi-its still first come right?
>>244234
It controls like a dream!
>>244234
this is de pic anyway
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>244238
wew
>>244238
Deus Vault
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>244238
DEUS VAULT!!!
>>244238
Sorry I was away
>>244276
AVE MARIA
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V
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A
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I
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>>244320
dammit.
>>244234
>>244199
The Mythbuster were wrong!
>>244401
Now let's go grab that candy cane, staff thing!
>>244401
Let's actually talk about the personality thingy.
>>244410
We still gotta go through the caves and over the bridge If I remember right.
>>244410
>Generic post
I vote we skip this and go for another get, unless OP has a "landing" scene.
>>244419
Well let's head that way we've dicked around long enough
>>244410
eeeehm, yeah, that's the point, let's roll for landing zone
Rolled 2 (1d3)
>>244434
Rolled 2 (1d3)
>>244434
Rollin
Rolled 1 (1d3)
>>244434
>>244234
hes from the alchemist quest.
>>244476
Oh hey, we're back up again.
Clearly we need a crossover from Magic Duel, yes?
>Send the opponents into a magical space hole
>End up in Candyland
>Swap over to here and intervene in their fight for a while before they get dragged back
>>244517did something happen to this board?
>>244523
~90% of the 4Chan boards had a massive server hiccup and posts all but totally stopped, only a few leaking in for ~half an hour.
/pol/ was unaffected.
>>244523
This should answer >>>/b/688913239
>>244535
Oh that explains why everything went silent for about an hour.
>>244537
Thanks
>>244439
>>244410
this is the pic I meant to post before the server problem and the forced cliffanger. We are half way, at least in the map.
I'll post the starting time later. Probably saturday long session.
>>244517
I'm having problems with magic duel because is running at the same time than this quest and is way too distracting for me, that's why It was taking that long for me to post yesterday...
>Send the opponents into a magical space hole
I'll gladly draw a crossover as long as they manage to send them into candyland in their thread, and if GBA is ok with that, of course.
>>245631
I woud love to do this. I don't know how but I will do whatever I can. Well in my quest there will be som plot first then we can do this. Also I really enjoying your art. All your /v/ pictures are great.
>>245658
Gosh, thanks! I better set a fail-proof scenario to avoid magic irreversibilities, just in case.
Starting at 16:30 utc. We still need a get for >>245630
>>245631
>>245658
That's why i still have faith in this site.
We still have awesome drawbros.
Love you two.
If it helps, i'm willing to write and try to get a less-forced reason for crossover.
Meanwhile i'm writing about a demon isle and being unusually mean to my rpg players.
I love being evil once in a while.
>>245866
>66
Oh baby, it never stops!
If i get another 66 or 666 i'll put a fucking Satan-like demon in that isle, i promise.
>B-but can the players face it?
Most surely they cannot. But that's part of the challenge.
>>245630
If you need a get I'll give you one.
Obviously we'll help the two of them down, and then jump down with a cool landing pose.
>>246000
>Grab each of Lola and Candy Golem in an arm, hoist them over our shoulders, and hop down to the ground slightly below, striking a cool post.
Trips don't lie.
>>246000
Trips of true doesn't need puny dice rolls.
>>246025
:D
kick-ass.
i hate to do this, but this thread has peaked my interest, so can anyone give me a short rundown of what we are doing/have done and why?
>>246118
The Archive is in the OP if you want to skim it.
But basically, something like this has happened thus far.
>Find some Wizard in a back yard guarding a Viva Pinata Princess
>Square off to reveal they're a Thick Witch
>Get turned into a little candy girl in the same motion
>That was /v/'s contribution a while back
>More fighting, turned into gum, her and us both
>End up absorbed into her, find our body, partially consumed, and escape
>More fighting as we lose again and again until she strikes a deal
>Find the Magic Staff she wants and get the Princess
>We head off, taking her Candy Corn Golem (mini) with us
>End up meeting a Pirate Girl named Lola on the River of Sugary Succulence
>She has a 3-way split personality disorder
>End up crashing boat into rocks over a massive waterfall to the Gumdrop Grotto far below
>Get punched the fuck out by Dolores, Lola's sour personality
>Wake up, make emergency boat, jump to land far below
>Land in the forest trees
And now we're here. I left out a good bit, but yeah.
>>246126
Holy shit that beginning seems like some serious mindfuckery. And of course thanks for bothering to reply!
>>246145
No problem Anon, I suggest leaving this thread on Auto and reading the archives between new posts.
>>246000
Mainland! finally!
>>246171
Okay! We're the coolest, now lets get a proper look at our surroundings!
>>246171
>these lips
My dick.
Ahem, are our legs fine?
According to the map the rape-cave entrance should be nearby, go there.
Don't bother putting the golem and pirate down first.
>>246171
How light is she if we can carry her on our shoulder or are we just /fit/ as fuck and OP didn't bother to draw the sick gains?
>>246171
Exploding Knees!
after skimming through the archive i need more wan- waifu material. op pls hurry up
>>246118
no, but I can give you an unfortunately long version!
It's a tale of hero, who's spirit will never quit
but in terms of success, he's really quite shit
He's trying to save a princess from a witch who is thick
and whom Anonymous, unsurprisingly, wants to give the dick
Things were pretty standard until the witch's disguise was torn
And we were lolified and "fisted" by a golem made of candy corn
We spat on the golem, shrinking that threat
But the witch then reminded us she wasn't done yet
From there the fight started delving into magical realm
As the mighty dice gods took charge of the helm
There was stretching and absorption, as we were turned into gum
And after escaping the womb level, we took a bite out of the witch's bum
She chewed us up and blew us out, but we would not stop
So she through a rock at our bubble and caused us to pop
As we made a shit snake, she saw our conviction was real
And tired of our shenanigans, she made us a deal
See, the witch needs the princess to recharge her magic
Without it all she's got is her sweet tooth, oh isn't it tragic!
But the Sugarcane has no limits, it has power to spare
A new staff for a princess, now that sounds pretty fair
So she gave us a map and her golem and bracelet with spells we haven't used yet
And a warning that betrayal would be a mistake we would quickly regret
So we set off on our journey, not forgetting our pledge
And then we immediately fell off of a ledge
We learned the golem can write and does not inflate
And then gave it a hug, which was pretty great
We found a pirate ship on a river which was some stroke of luck
And met a crazy pirate that the thread wants to fuck
She took us aboard, we set sail and got drunk
Nearly went off a waterfall, crashed the ship, and put Lola in a funk
We promised to fix it and then started building a helicopter
Then Delores showed up and we failed to stop her
So that's the quest up to this thread, I hope I remembered everything
Oh right, and the big bad is definitely Stephen King
But the thread's still going and and someone's already replied to my dismay
I guess shitty rhyming takes to long, oh well, have a nice day
>>246306
Holy god
Anon this is amazing
How long did you spend on this
>>246306
10/10, would read again.
>>246306
Damn son, I could not have worded it better. Great job, Rhymeanon.
>>246178
this is what you see
>>246359
I SAY MUSHROOM CAVE! MOST CERTAINLY NOT FOR DRUGS!
>>246359
>That panning
Oh that is nice.
>Path 1 leads through the deadly licorice whip vines
>2 is pretty normal, leads to a giant dead tree
>3 is the Gumdrop Glade, mushroom edition
>4 is Happy Sunshine land guarded by the Fairies
We're going through door #2.
>>246359
Go through the route with flowers and a cute warning signanyone who goes through there becomes a faery
Rolled 3 (1d4)
>>246359
From left to right, 1 2 3 4. Dice decide the fate of us all.
>>246306
you are now officially the thread's bard.
>>246359
Man up and go through the rightmost route. Certainly not to impress any waifus.
>>246378
Is this canon now?
>>244401
so it seems a thurst for adventure triggers her happy state
>>246379
Ooook. but let me check something first...
>>246410
b-but it's the only one that has an actual warning sign!
>>246422
Remember kids, fairies are egotistical dicks in Drakengard.
>>245658
YES! Now this is the turn of events I was secretly hoping for.
>>246437
To be fair theres no such thing as a good person in that series.
But in this it's more to do with if they're fairies or faeries.
>>246437
That also make for good magical self destruction explosives
>>246444
Or just flying Gumdrops.
>>246359
Through the mushroom cave. It's totally so that we can get drugs.
I wonder if Lola has another personality that comes out when she gets high.
>>246379
You follow the path which that big, intimidating sign warning about fairies. You feel dozens of tiny eyes staring at you... and a huge back pain
>>246539
Head on down the path. Offer Lolita a nice flower or two.
>>246539
Just walk all gorilla style and drag your knuckles along the ground while arching your back. That should help. also flowers for lolita
>>246539
A fairy shows up in front of us! They are made of butterscotch!
And she seems to have taken a liking to us...
>>246539
Ask the fairy's for guidance!
>>246539
Check map to make sure you don't get lostGet separated from group
>>246557
a butterscotch fairy would have rather high body fat percentage due to her bodys composition of butter cream and sugar.
>tldr THICC fairies.
>>246539
You know, OP, I'm just a tiny bit dissapointed you're not drawing the protagonist wearing his "eyepatch"...
>>246539
Investigate to see if we can find any fairy waifus for our journey.
As lolita if she knows any chiropractic for your back.
>>246596
Voting for this too.
>>246539
Contemplate why you jumped down on your legs with two things on your shoulders.
>>246589
He could just be wearing it under his clothes, saving it for the perfect moment
>>246612
>encounter a monster for some shit
>rip our clothes revealing our "eyepatch" and sick gains
>monster be mirin'
>>246570
Oh no, Pixies! are they really going to help us? roll a d4
>>246589
you also have a magic bracelet and you haven't used it yet.
Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>246660
Rolled 2 (1d4)
>>246660
Aggressive get
Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>246660
Rolling for critical failure
>>246669
extremely hostile rabid pixies it is.
>>246669
Perfection
>>246678
No problem man, it's my duty to bring critical failures to this place
>>246734
>taking credit for my crit fail
I'm cool with that. You can be the one who fucked us over.
>>246669
>>246570
The pixie doesn't look cooperative.
Keep getting, i'm eating
>>246852
Group hug time!
>>246852
Eat the pixie to find what she tastes like.
>>246852
Stuff her in a jar we got off the ship and stow her away for later.
>>246860
Well okay then
>>246860
Whelp. This gonna be an odd roll.Why did you say "Lolita eats her."
>>246860
...and then we contract rabies
>>246864
this
>>246852
The pixie attacks you and rips your clothes down to your eyepatch loincloth. Scratched up, a single tear in your eyes from the pain, tattered clothes, and helpless looking; Golem gets the most massive lady boner from seeing you like this and goes full on Knight mode.
>>246852
lets play some ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8SK0rk5jdE
>>246852
Pick up the stick and kill it!
bite its head off
>>246860
maybe this works...
d10
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>247018
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>247018
CONSUME
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>247018
Critical failure get!
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>247018
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>247018
Rolling
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>247018
Eat her WITH YOUR ASSHOLE.
is OP kill?
>>247035
>>246860
The last time you tried to eat someone didn't go too well, but you are not the kind of person who learn from his mistakes.
>>247207
Try a priests prayer to relieve them of their affliction!
>>247207
Jump on top of fairy.
>>247207
Shove the fairy in a bottle while it is still surprised from your sudden counterattack.
>>247207
Ignore the fairy and continue onward! Quickly, before it attacks!
>>247207
Try to capture and squeeze her to absorb her magic
>>247207
Shoryuken!!!
>>247207
Capture the fairy while it's still recovering from the shock of realizing her prey is fighting back.
>>247219
>an eyepatch
>a magic candy bracelet
>a map full of doodles
that's your inventory, you still can try to catch her bare hands
>>247207
Lolita uses her Stephen King powers to make the pixie explode
>>247235
shove it into your "eyepatch" after catching it then.
>>247235
Try to catch her with your eyepatch, then shove it back on your crotch.
OH SHIT SON.
>>247243
WE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS INCOMING.
Question about the magic beads. Are they random effects if we use them?
>>247259
Something tells me that's probably a bad idea.
>>247269
yep, there is still 6 empty slots if you want to add more spells. It has to bre candy related spells
>>247219
>>247229
>>247234
roll a d7
Rolled 2 (1d7)
>>247306
Rolled 3 (1d7)
>>247306
Rolled 6 (1d7)
>>247306
Roll
also there is a chance more pixies join the battle
Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>247326
>>247330
ok, no more pixies... for now
Rolled 6 (1d7)
>>247306
Fingers crossed
>>247412
my body is ready
>>247412
It's a "Two good things become one shitty clusterfuck" episode.
>>247450
>one SHITTY clusterfuck
>Not an oddity of back and forth for a little while
You two could always chat on Tumblr if you want to discuss possibilities and whatnot.
>>247317
>>247219
Pixie uses her pixy stick!
>>247506
It turns the two of us into pixies!
>>247506
Her pixie magic turns you into a buxom woman
>>247510
....
Use some candy bead against the pixie!
>>247506
Blow it back!
>>247518
...
>>247506
...
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>247541
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>247541
Nevr regret
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>247541
Steven king guide my dice!
>>247541
>NO OPTION FOR GOLEM
BUT WHY
>>247573
he says the two of us, Also, the golem is immune as she is a magical creature... I guess
>>247510
>>247553
Maybe you are used to this but Lola is freaking out
>>247642
chill her out with fairy dust
>>247642
Use your pixie wings to tackle the pixie to the ground, then all three of you start pummeling it.
>>247642
The pixie grows a huge futa dong
>>247326
roll this dice again
>>247642
snort some fairy dust and then proceed to beat the SHIT out of the pixie.
Rolled 3 (1d4)
>>247658
fine
Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>247658
>>247666
>666
AW HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NAW
AGAIN?
>>247647
What have I begun.
>>247675
PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR SATAN
>>247681
That's not how you spell Steven King.
>>247666
oh my
>>247681
I give up. I'll just accept my new life as satan.
>>247700
>implying Steven King isn't the one trying to get us killed.
>>247649
roll a d8
Also Lola has switches to Dolores, roll a d3
-2-3: she joins the battle
-1: she don't
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d8 + 1)
>>247738
>>247713
Rolled 8 + 1 (1d8 + 1)
>>247738
testing multiple dice
>>247751
and dolores doesn't give a fuck. maybe she'll regret that decision
Rolled 8 (1d8)
>>247738
We will beat up the pixie then snort its dust.
>>247738
Is Golem just gonna sit there while some fairy bitch starts messing with her man?
Golem, be the hero we know you can be. We all love you.
Everybody don't panic! if the first exposure turned us into pixies. then the second exposure will change us back! R-right?
anyway snort that shit right up and proceed to beat the shit out of the little brat.
>>247778
>2nd will change us back
Or change us into Pixie Pixies.
>>247786
The most powerful of pixies!
except of course for high queen Pixie.
Which is actually a misnomer as it's actually a diplomatically decided role.
>>247757
Don't do that. Just change the dice. The hell man.
Here, have mine.
>>247794I meant like, a Micropixie. The size of how a pixie is to a human, but to a normal pixie instead, so ~5% of the size.
>>247802
No worries Satan, I got a set of 24 siders I can whip out for good luck.
>>247802
>not making the sides with 6 face upwards for the picture
>>247811
Well yes, but because the power is so compressed it becomes so much larger in comparison.
Rumors say that the universe is made of pixies so small that no one could ever see them.
>>247824
i meant with all of the dice ya silly goose™
>>247649
>>247745
More pixy stick dust! (you are immune now, but not immune to pixie rabies)
>>247877
Piledrive that Pixie Bitch into Dolores' hat.
>>247877
Use a bead, it's magic time!
>>247877
PUNCH. HER.
>>247877
Golem goes for the kill!
>>247877
Use a bead boi
>>247877
Fart in her face.
>>247877
Dolores: Cut the crap and smack the rabid pixie
>>247877
Put it in her pooper. Tell her she's been a naughty girl.
Put what in her pooper? Your entire fist (with a spell bead clenched in it).
>>247877
Give the rabid pixie a smooch.
>>247877
Then golem goes in for the kill.
>>247919
first roll a d3
1- pixie dust affects Dolores!
3- no it doesn't
Rolled 2 (1d3)
>>247926
Rolled 1 (1d3)
>>247926
>>247926
>INB4 she turns into a half-pixie
>>247926
first roll a d3
1- pixie dust affects Dolores!
2.3- no it doesn't
Shit!
>>247941
M-MASAKA!watching initial d and drunkposting on /qst/ a best
>>247941
roll again, it's not rigged at all!
Rolled 3 (1d3)
>>247941
Rolled 3 (1d3)
>>247952
>>247919
I'm in a hurry roll a d8
1-pixie bites you
2-3-pixie bites Dolores
4-6-Pixies evades your atack
7-10-success
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>247962
>>247962
not a d8. A d10!!
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>247962
>>247881
>>247919
>>247966
it seems you're not used to fly
>>248025
Tackle her and put it in her pooper. Licky licky in her butt. Make her yours by making her bust a lady nut.
>>248025
Cast Entangle on the fairy?
>>248025
Pull some John Cena shiteven though rey mysterio is the superior wrestling-fuon her
>>248025
Let do Fastball Special.
>>248025
Distract the pixie and let Dolores take care of it while it's distracted.
>>248048
The pixie is letting their guard down and you are getting better al flight.
1-She bites you
2-She bites dolores
3-she evades your attack
4-you manage to bodyslam her into the hat but bites you
5-10 success!
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>248078
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>248078
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>248078
>>248082
2close
>>248088
when's Team Wizard Duel gonna show up?
>>248101
Looks like next post, which will also be a closer, perhaps.
>>248082
>>248048
Yes! you finally manage to put that annoying bug in the hat. But then you see something behind the bushes. A cyclop monster girl (thicc type) carrying a unconcious guy in her shoulder. It's a bit suspicious...
>>248241
Cast candy magic at them!
>>248241
Poke her in the eye and see what happens
>>248241
Are you a kidnapper?
>>248241
scream at the cyclops to make it leave
>>248241
Unleash the fairy on them.
Does this mean the other thread has been infected with Stephen King as well?
>>248295
oh my fuck no OP YOU MONSTER YOU DOOMED US ALL!
>>248295
WE WUZ STEVEN KANGS N SHIET
>>248299
DUBS CONFIRMS
>>248295
soon, King will rule over all /qst/. Enjoy your "the shining" and "It" quests.
>>248311
DOUBLE DUBS OF DESTRUCTION
>>248295
>>248299
>>248308
>>248311
>>248319
>>248320
GETPOCALYPSE IS BACK
>>248258
roll a d4
1-the guy wakes up and say something
2-4 the guy is still dizzy, the cyclop girls says something
Rolled 3 (1d4)
>>248338
>>248332
oh fuck
>off by one
but still
>>248344
fucking hell. the getpocalypse is real. welp, time to namefag!
>>248358
Oh ITS HAPPENING
>>248344
been a while since i've seen someone call dubs
checked
They let the lewd in
>>248367
I should just stop.
See yah I'll be in the Appalachians training in getfu with satan
>>248372
Did you say... Satan?
>>248378
Fug, I meant Santa
You can come to, but it looks like you don't need it
>>248371
>implying lewd is a bad thing
>>248387
Yeah. Lewdness in fact improves everything
>>248409
Getting your mail? What?
>>248457
the kids' christmas gift wish ya damn heretic!
>>248465
>forgot name
>missed dubs by one
baka desu senpai
>>248470
>right back with the dubs afterwards
>>248474
All in a night's work for the god-emperor Steven King.
>>248457
kids misspelling santa, so you get christmas wishes by accident
>>248258
>>248342
>are you a kidnapper?
>No, no, this is my stupid brother, he creates a wormhole and we both ended here, we only want to get back.
Brother? they don't look alike at all!
>>248495
do we roll for what she does in the other thread or?
for us, tell her she can tag along till she figures out how to get back
>>248495
Thick women never lied you so far, so ask her from where they came from and how you can help
>>248495
Trust the completely and question nothing
>>248495
"Then why do you two not look alike?"
>>248495
Can you change me Back?
>>248495
>She's thicc tho...
My sides.
>>248495
Ask her if she can wake her bro somehow to turn us back into a human with magickwith a roll ofc and crit fail would turn us into a human size thicc fairy [/boner]
>>248495
What do you know about thicc witches and how to bed them?!
>>248508
Yeah, that's not the weirder thing you had seen in your journey.also your leitmotiv is "always believe in the thicc".
You both then exchange your backstories.
>>248705
Bro Wizard: Wake up saying (sloppily) "Im sorry Rox, im sorry. I just missed you sooo much, fuck. I have a headache ouch."
>>248705
Now then, Lola, I assume it's Lola currently, puts her mouth over the brim of her hat, and swallows the trapped Pixie.
>>248705
Ask if she knows about the Candy Cane.
>>248705
Let's see if she can help us dispose of the fairy by teleporting it somewhere else!
>>248705
Ask Cyclops about Stephen King and the magic staff
>>248738
Didn't we just exchange backstories?
>>248705
I can't tell if the golem is happy or upset.
>>248750
Neutral
>>248750
she only wants hugs
>>248749
Not their knowledge on the macguffin
>>248738
roll d6
1-3she knows nothing about candyland lore
4-5she only can give you basic advice about magic artifacs
6-she only can give you some advice about staffs in general
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>248769
hey op if you want your posts to stick out, you can use these bc ur op
>>248839
Not only that. He can choose a couple colors.
>>248839
>le ebin 5 year old troll images
get out
>>248839
Is this symbol the super^script?
>>248851
Demonity quest guys also use them quite a bit.
>>248847
...what?
sorry there was a little comunication problem and we both thought the other was doing the next pic...
>>248933
No problem, honestly. I'm surprised we didn't stop for the night.
>>248933
It's okay. Take your time, bros.
ITS A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS UP IN HERE
well, tomorrow it's gonna be christmas!
Ffs, 4.30 a.m. see you tomorrow, I think I overjoyed this session.
>>249015
Sleep soundly you beautiful bastard
>>249015
night.
>>249015
Cheers to both of ya, hope you sleep soundly.
>>248848
not sure sorry
how about a even earlier session today? Maybe I won't be able later.
>>249971
Just when I'm going to bed. :(
>>249986
Not right now
Dont worry, sleep your daily 4 hours
>>250029
Hey OP, I know that the question isn't directly related to the quest itself, but I was wondering, would you mind telling how you developed your drawing skills? Any key moments/literature that helped you improve? You have a pretty neat style.
>>250048
I started doing doodles of pic related when I was a kid, then, 20+ years of pratice and an a fine arts university degree.
>>250088
Oh shit, are you from Eurostan?
I remember reading that as a kid.
>>250118
nah, i'm from Spain, this is a very famous spanish comic.
are you guys going to sleep all day? what's a good hour to start today?
>>250156
I'm awake. Let's do this.
>>250156
Theres at least 2 of us
k, lets set the starting time to 14:30. I don't know if GBA will show, so maybe i gotta proceed on my own.
>>250156
Theres at least 3 of us
>>250176
GBA is from Russia, so he should be awake.
Oi lads, did i miss any blatant fanservice? I came here as i could since it isn't exactly easy to shitpost while hining up a mountain with a probably adhd dog tethered to my waist? Also how long until start? I'm not too savvy with timezones.
>>250200
well 14:30 utc is 15:30 gmt if that helps
>>250200
Not long now, and you didn't miss much. Me, Steven king and Satan are canon gods of the other thread though, and we just rolled for my turn to influence here. Expect snow
>>250200
it's 55 minutes from now
>>250213
>my turn to influence
You might wanna dial back the self importance just a bit though.
Looks like Pompolus is messing with the weather
>>250273
huh. my ID changed again. Don't worry lads i'm still here.
>>250285
Improvise some coats.
The girls are nearly naked.
>>250285
use your body heat to warm up the girls.
We are taking turn this time guys! go to >>250304 for the get!
>>250285
>>248769
>>248738
>sorry we don't usually use artifac support to cast magic
>and how you gonna go back?
>mmm, i don't know, it's my brother's fault that we ended here. But is an incompetent and certainly can't cast thar spell again with the same result.
>>250308
suggest action for my characters here and suggestion for the wizzard bros on Magic Duel thread! We are taking turns!
>>250308
Look for winter coats
Use candy magic against the cold.
>>250308
land on lola's head and wrap yourself into your new pixie wings to keep warm.
Wizard created with magic a fur cloak. He offer it to his sister. She says that she is not little princess and she can stand a little bit of cold. She also suggest him to go fuck yourself. Then with not so much thinking wizard decide to give that fur cloak to little pirate girl. She enjoys her new gift very much. At least somebody appreciated him.
>>250449
make your own path in the woods using FIRE.
>>250462
And?
My get would still applyIF I HAD ONE
>>250449
Let's fly over everything to the goal.
>>250449
Hero can land on some of the other characters and wrap his wings around him in an attempt to stay warm.
>>250449
MC flys up throught the canopy and surveys the forest path.
>>250464
Calm down Steven King, you aren't Mr. Turner.
>>250470
roll a d8
1- A bird attacks you
2-4- Too cold for a little fairy
5-6- You try to survey the forest for a path, But is all snow and you can only guess the direction
7-8 You find what it looks like a secure route to exit the forest.
Rolled 5 (1d8)
>>250485
>>250449
Hero, blow pixie dust on that faggot for touching your pirate waifu.
>>250488
this.
>>250488
Thirded.
>>250488
Dubs of truth
>>250485
>>250470
You fly up to see over all the forest but there is too much snow to distinguish any possible route. At least you can tell the direction you must take and how far you are from the cliff base
Be sure to reply here >>250539 !
>>250542
Wizard's sister decided that is time for action. She grabbed everybody and run really fast. Unfortunately wizard's hat was caught by tree branch his sister couldn't hold the balance and everybody fall down exept pixie. Also bag opened and some hostile pixie break free.
>>250800
Punch pixie in its flying cunt.
>>250800
We take her down in one swift motion, piledrive into the fucking ground!
>>250800
PIXIE DUST THEM ALL
use cyclops as a sled, with the help of candy magic if necessary.
>>250800
Punch the pixie in its fucking vag and snap its neck. This thing is going to cause more harm than good; it'll be a service you do for it anyways, as it is suffering from rabies.
I just want to let both artists know that they are awesome.
Easily the coolest quests going at the moment.
>>250818
Well now
>>250837
If only Jara came back, /qst/ would be complete.
>>250846
Who?
>>250846
>qm_guy last tweeted 7 days ago
why even live?
>>250853
Eh, stuff is happening for Jara QM
>>250818
We should end her when we had the chance...
roll a d8
1-The pixie bites you
2- The pixie uses her pixy stick
3-4- The pixie uses her pixy stick and flies away
5-6- The pixie flies away
7- You knock out that ugly bitch for good
8- FATALITY!
Rolled 1 (1d8)
>>250861
>>250860
He's having some "family issues" as he puts it. Hopefully he'll be back soon
>>250865
OH Karma. Because we tried to eat her, now she's eating us, or giving us pixie rabies, or both
>>250865
local namefag ruins everything
>>250865
Lots of 1's being rolled. Jara's spirit lives on.
>>250852
Long story very short, pic related
>>250865
we rabies now!
roll a d4+1 to see how many turns do you have before you succumb to pixie rabies.
>>250875
More like the curse of the sucky wizard infesting this world's rolls.
Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>250880
>>250884
why even bother?
>>250877
Oh holy shit. How low are the odds of that? Wouldn't that be similar odds to the lottery or some shit?
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d4 + 1)
>>250880
We just have to finally use some fucking candy magic!
>>250889
it's something like 1/2^25 or something
so 1/33554432?
>>250886
whoops sorry, didn't see the +1 you put there
>>250896
Other local namefag saves the day
>>250892
And here's Alchemist level of luck.
>take a break from shitposting
>come back
>everything has gone to shit once again
well then, it had to happen at some point.
>>250922
Ask your wizard friends if they have a remove disease spell. Hold onto the fairy while you ask this, even if she's biting you. If they do, get them to cast it on both you and the pixie.
Boom. Fixed this bad situation. All we have to do is NOT fuck up our rolls this time.
>>250940
In before everybody becomes pixies because critical failure spell
>>250940We'll have to have idiot Brother do that directly.
>>250922
Use fucking candy magic already!
>>250940
>All we have to do is NOT fuck up our rolls this time.
heh
>>250818
>>250865
>>250884
You try to punch the dixie but she is faster than you and bites your arm! Oh shit you have 2 turns before you succumb to pixie rabies!!
Replies goes here >>251045
gotta go, see you in 2-3 hours with a new ID
>>251052
When wizard wake up heu sees that you got bitten and probably will have rabies. But Doctor Wizard Guy has a solution - transformation into succubus. That sure will help. Wizard cast a spell on you but unfortunately result is more different then he expected.
>Sesil The Lust-wizard approved
>Also I will take a break until Mario returns.
>>251634
Incredible, per first time in his life save viva piñata princess guy is .. HANDSOME!
>>251634Thank god I go both ways
>>251634
magicguy should try to immolate the pixie or paralyze it. and after the battle princess guy will use his newfound incubus powers to seduceeverything with a pulse
>bulge
Visions of eye-patch gets.
>>251634
Great work, I am happy with this too.
>>251694
>Trap us has a bigger bulge than regular us.
>>251743
>implying this is a bad thing
>>251752did I ever say it was?
>>251743
Well we are an incubus now, it makes sense.
What we need to do is find a way to "lock in" this form of ours.
>>251776
this
>>251801Maybe we'll make a deal with Giga Satan.
>>251776
I third this
>>251776
But what if Candy doesn't like it? Let's not forget end goals here.
>>251814he seems like a cool guy, we have a realistic chance and with all the dubs i've gathered throughout the day i should have some say in the matter[/powertrip]
>>251831
But Anon, the end goal is the Pinata Princess.
>>251851
Speaking of, what's going on with her and Candy Wizard right now?
>>251875Hardcore piñata lesbian sex
>>251851
who?We're saving her, but thicc witch is best girl. You can't deny this.
>>251898Correct. We're doing all this because of a mishap on our way to the 7-11 and don't care enough to just GO GET SOME FUCKING LUNCH LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
>>251898
Best girl is obviouslyGolem
>>251898>implying incubus MC isn't best girl
To be perfectly honest, I got a soft spot for Lola/ita/Dolores.
Despite *someone* slaughtering the roll on her body type.
>>251906I hope at the end MC ends up as a girl permanently and has a lesbian ending
>>251925Don't stick your dick in crazy but she is cute I'll agree
>>251925
>slaughtering
I heard about shit taste before but you take the cake.
>>251940
I'd prefer if we stayed male.
>>251965
well, an incubus IS a male, so we can propably compromise...
>>251927But what about the thicc witch?
>>251634
>leave expecting a virile demonic stud
>2 hours trip
>check thread
>see this
my sides have returned to home.
Ok give some time to digest this.
>>252154
Ayyy, welcome back
>>252154
b0ss pls give me deboipussy
>>252154
Take all the time ya need.Incubi have always been sultry creatures, not violent titans.
>>252175
Yeah, but they usually pander to woman and have an appearance to fit it. This does not appear to be the case.
>>252202
We are talking about the infamous succubus (male).
>>251688
well this is the get but I'm afraid we don't have magicguy license in this thread. So. going to part 2 of the get.
toll a d8
1- you can't control your new powers!
2-3 you are too busy strangling the wizard guy
4-5 this is too embarrasing!
6- looks like it works
7- It works too well
8- I never asked for this!!
Rolled 5 (1d8)
>>252258
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>252258
Please work
>>252265
Oh no
>>252265
Ho ho hoh my
>>252277
OH YES
replies here>>251688 >>252265
>this is your idea of helping someone?!
>just stop strugling me for a moment an use your new powers
>FINE JEEZ
Woah, the pixie is in shock right now.
me too.
>>252521oh lord my boner is reaching critical levels EVACUATE NOW
>>252521
Even if he's male, I would sex him
>>252521
Big sister really get tired of this annoyng pixie. She sawllow pixie as some food. But pixie have some side-effects. Sister become really weird and start to flirt with incubus.
>Thats my last post for today. See ya later.
>>252703
Night GBA
>>252703
rolling for lewds
>>252703
Quick! Tell whoever is the current personality of the pirate captain to save you!
>>252703
Tell her you're a devout Christian who wants to wait til marriage.
>>252703
Cover your crotch with golem while Demon lady and Lola check out the goods
>>252703
Run you fool!
>>252729
Don't forget to take off your high-heels before running.
>>252734
surely an incubus would have no problem running with high heels on
Rolled 5224 (1d10000)
>>252729
Run in the heels, damnit! You gotta look GOOD~ while running!
Also,
>Diceroll means we end up running right into the Cavern of Sugary Surprises
>>252736
We were turn into one, we're not use running in high-heels
>>252739
>You gotta look GOOD~ while running!
god damnit guys
>>252743
Speaking of, how's our leg status? Okay or FINE~~~
>>252739
>Target develops a fear of trees; they might be treants
Neat.
>>252729
1--2-NO ESCAPE
3- you trip with the wizard
4-you trip with Dolores
5-6-In a desperate attempt you use your power not knowing what they really do
7-you succesfully run and hide
8-you succesfully hide and somehow manage to put some clothes back
Rolled 4 (1d8)
>>252762
SWEAATING
>>252763
>off by one
disappointment
>>252763
>tripping with Dolores.
Oh boy, she might stomp on his crotch once the incubus charm kicks in
>>252772
>We get ravaged by both THICCiEST wizard and tripolar candy pirate.
Man it's sure is hot in here....
>>252772
>>252778
holy fuck the ri/d/e never ends does it?
>>252781
Another idea.
>Shear Lola's two alt. personalities into a magical catalyst
>Accidentally end up with the personalities in BigSis
>>252781
We must go even lewder!
>>252808
>Candy warps in via Candy Cane Gate to check in on us
>Accidentally falls for our Incubi scent
>End up in a foursome with 2 thick casters and a tripolar pirate
>>252816
>>252808
>>252807
if /d/ubs this becomes canon
>>252823
If Satan, Santa, and Steven King allows it.
>>252823
It's already cannon
In our candy hearts.
>>252826
AWE MARIA! May the mighty Triamvia
>>252864
Your voice speaks loud, but your "gets" are weak.
>>252864
i can only imagine GBA running to mario shouting "sir, the lewd levels are out of control" and mario responding with "FIRE EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT"
>>252864
>"and On the third thread, he doth said, with the id of 252864, I do allow it. But I dont really like the idea of Roxane and incubus. And what he said was just."
>>252892
>id
you mean post number, right?
Rolled 54 (1d100)
i want to make the cyclops ahegao.
is that too much to ask?
(rolling just because)
>>252901
I am a new scribe. May the Triamvia forgive me.
>the QMs' faces when this thread
gets in magic duel thread!
>>252729
>>252763
under normal circumstances you wouldn't negate the embrance of a thicc woman. But this is not normal at all. You try to escape (in a a girlier way than normal) but those high heels are not going to colaborate.
Who turned the light off?
well, that's all for today, see you tomorrow guys. Goodnight!
>>253024
night muh dude
>>253024
Cheers love, sleep well.
>>253024
night
>>253024
night
Surprise session! starting in a few minutes!
>>253993
We starting session now. Reply to this post >>254004
I think the situation is getting tense with this two
You had enough of this incubus. You can be better then him, stronger, smarter and more attractive. Now you cast a spell of succubus transformation on yourself. But you was distracted with other thoughts and mispronounced a spell. You become some kind of disgusting buttface daemon. Oh no!
>>254113
Fug Buttface and hide in it for warmth in the winter seasons
Then set the forest on fire
>>254113
Try it again, this time with the slutty costume incantation add on
>>254113
Incubus, feeling sorry for him, casts a "Cleanse" spell on the Wizard using inherent Incubi magic.It may or may not turn him into some sort of miniature Cerberus. Or a Succubus/Incubus.
>>254144
Seconding the dubs
>>254113
Quick use a candy bead!!!
>>254159
FUUUUUCK, the candy spell list is in my other PC!
>>254159
>Not in any danger, just shenanigans and transformation spells
Rolled 5909 (1d10000)
>>254166
Well, I mean if you need a list of magic spells...
http://www.traykon.com/pdf/The_Net_Libram_of_Random_Magical_Effects.pdf
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>254183
ok
>>254191
*shock*
>>254191
Wow
>>254191
....what.
>>254191
wow, just wow...I totally remember that oh god
1-"roll again, the spells backfires"
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>254199
thank god
also get
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>254199
Ha...haha.
>>254191I feel ya brother
>>254202
give my a minute they are sending my the document
>>254202
LUCKY!
>>254213
meanwhile think about what you do to rdeserve such bad rolls
>>254222
It's simple, Jara cursed us.
>>254222
Stephen King
>>254222
>such bad rolls
>gets trips
oh the irony
>>254226
Jara would be a good crossover for here
Dat thicc ass
>>254256
Two atta time, Anon. No need in torturing THREE QMs at a time.
Also, I got a question for our two hosts, how are you liking/disliking this crossover?
I made a thing to commemorate this moment.
>>254270
kek
>>254270
M-MASAKA?!
>>254270
I remember that one time i tried rolling d100s for random loot for my old rpg group.
I got 4 out of 5 rolls over 90. And one of them was a 99.
Therefore, lv2 party getting magic items, diamonds and shiny shit.
I never used random loot again.
Also, i'm not fazed by dice rolls anymore.
Except if you throw like, 10d6 and manage to get ten 1s.
And shiiiiiiit. I thought GBA and MarioGrant(MG?) were out. Now i started a thread at the same time. Fuck. Sorry.
Finally I get the list, and... just look...
roll a d3 to see how many turns the hallucinations lasts
don¡t worry it just hallucinations
>>254294
This is fine, mah boy. I am sure if people want they will follow both quests. Also you are really good quest master. Good job, mate.
Rolled 3 (1d3)
>>254312
Ha... haha.
>>254313
I know that the coexistence doesn't need to be destructive, but i feel like people will prefer this quest(s) over mine.
Cause you guys are incredible artists.
And thanks, that really means a lot!
Also, i'm quite impressed no one managed to roll a single d100 get there.
>>254315
i forgot the +1, a total of 4 turns, shit
>>254322
oh boy aren't we in for a wild ride.
>rolling for pixie-coke induced rampage that ends in a forest fire
>>254328
>Not just ending up molesting Rox and she burns down the forest due to a rogue spell discharge
well then
>>254416
of course i forgot image
>>254416
>>254422
You try to use your new succubus abilities to seduce incubus. But he seems does'nt paying attantion to you at all. Also everything alive in radius of 5 yards now vomit uncontrollably. It seem sister vomit all this pixie substance from her and probably will be ok. Mission accomplished?
>>254575
Meet Candy God
>>254575
Kiss that delicious succubus.
>>254589
roll a d4
1-Candy god is a Lovecraftian horror
2-Candy god isn't what you expected
3-Candy god is the typical boring looking god
4-Candy god is actually... a goddes
3-actually, is a candy goddess
Rolled 1 (1d5)
>>254610
meant d5?
Rolled 4 (1d4)
>>254610
Rool
>>254612
SATAN NO
>>254612
>d5
Does this still count?
>>254622
>>254619
<--like this?
>>254619
Oh baby.
>>254621
>roll with a wrong dice
invalid roll
>>254635
make her at least a bit lovecraftian though
>>254630
>no face tentacles
>no bat-like wings
>>254630
To make it candy related...I'm sorry.
The goddess better be a big titty oversexualized curvy goddess
>Goddess Of Candy
>candy is sugar goo
>Shoggoth of HFC
>>254656
>not a sweet loli
>>254652
John, put that down.
>>254664
>teeth
Ew
>>254664
holy shit that's some nightmare fuel right there.
>now let's find a way to sexualize it.
>>254674
VAGINA
DENTATAAAAAAAAA
Also looking around for black candy, I found out there's gummi penguins
>>254678
Put it in a cheerleader skirt.
>>254693
>>254614
>>254589
>>254831
>You contemplate The Goddess of all candies revealing herself in all her glory in front your eyes, words aren't enough to describe her thickness
>you are trippin mang! the hallucinations will last 2 more turns
>>254836
>rape
>>254845
>rape
we're a trap incubus, we would be the ones getting fucked.
>>254882
beuno
>>254882exactly
>>254836
Try to turn ourselves backjk, breast expansion on Lola and sister
>>254925
you misspelled breast multiplication
>>254973
Is comedy some weird foreign thing to you or what?
>>254998
Lewd is srs bsns, anon.
>>255000
o shit check'em
>>255000
4 boobs are better than 2. This is serious fact
>>255014
but more isn't always better. and imo multiboob goes too close to furshit.
>>255020
4>2
even math agrees with us anon
I hope everybody ends up becoming big titty and with huge asses succubi, specially the guys
>>255040
this guy gets it.
>>255040
>End up swimming in a sea of boobs and booty
I am okay with this.
>>254836
Being a disgusting butt-face daemon really makes you think about your decisions in life. You starting feel more responsible for what you have done. All this thoughts transform you back to normal look. You approach to your sister ad sincerely apologize to her. You say that you have literally been an asshole. And you really want to pay for everything you have done. Then sister says that if you really want to redeem yourself, you better find a way back to home-world. Also she that the naked guy that making out with owl really creeping her out.
>Incubus will have hallucinations one more turn
>Now turn of MarioGrant"s characters
>>255072
Keep hallucinating and trigger at full power your incubus powers to charm the imaginary goddess
>>255072
Go on a psychedelic induced raping spree, starting with our own female companionGolem.
>>255088
>doing anything bad to Golem
you fucking MONSTER
>>255088
seconded
>>255088
REEEEEEEE
>>255088
golem is not for sexual
>>255088
Can we not do this.
Let's just move the plot along
>>255100
Candy corn is yummy
>>255124
we gotta do it now
but maybe the qm can advance the plot with it once we roll that 1
>>255088
Please be our hallucination, while Lola and Golem just kind of drag our dumb ass through the woods
>>255088
Well that escalated quickly
>>255135
on a sidenote, why isn't everyones favourite tripolar pirate waifu not wearing a pirate tricorn instead of that creepy-as-shit stephen king hat?
>>255088
you are about to commit the most horrible action of the whole adventure, proceed? <N/Y>
1-critical fail
2-3-you try to rape what you think is the golem
4-6-the hallucination effects end just before you do something horrible
7-You monster
8-success?
Rolled 3 (1d8)
>>255157
Rolled 5 (1d8)
>>255157
Yes
>>255159
Thank fuck.
Rolled 8 (1d8)
>>255157
Rolled 5 (1d8)
>>255159
You will regret this.
RIP owl.
Crisis averted
>incubi
>raping anything
Absolutely haram.
>>255173
Golem doesn't even have a booty.
>>255159
but if golem wasn't there, THEN WHO WAS GOLEM?
roll a d6, but no options, is a surprise
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>255201
>>255157
No
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>255201
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>255201
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>255201
>>255205
second worst option
>>255220
OH god, he's going to rape wizard apprentice guy!
>>255232
and whats wrong with that?
>>255236
Wizard apprentice guy is deep down a little girl trapped in a man's body, that's pedophilia!
>>255240
18, we're 18 at heart. The little part is about our height
I've been away from the internet for three days, did I miss any Stephen King goodness?
>>255205
>>255159
>>255088
>hey fuccboi! did you know? if succubi don't rape a candycorn golem they'll die! trust me, owls can't lie! Check this out!
When you get back to your senses you're squeezing and licking the breast of a very pissed half demon wizardess...
>>255428
No more dicks, we all lady now. Use dickless magic to get home
>>255428
Wow shit! She really pissed of now. "Did you do this to him?'' she says. You try to swear that you not responsible for this. She grabs incubus's crotch and throw him right in your head. "Enjoy your time with your sex buddy'' says sister "I tired of this place. Let's go!" Sister, Lolita and golem move further into thr forest, leaving both of you behind.
>>255648
Lets time travel back a minute or so so that doesn't happen.
>>255648
>rape
>>255648
Face fuck the bro wizard.
>>255648
Get facefucked by the horny wizard
>>255663
this is fine too
>>255648
Follow behind and try not to get into anymore trouble!
>>255669
>facefucking
>69
noice
also that's not responding to the correct post
>>255672
>not replying to the correct post
>not waiting 10 minutes to reroll
nope
>>255674
We roll 3, 6 or 9 for either person right?
You might want to keep the posts in one thread.
>>255691
We take turns with the characters. Right now it is Save Viva Pinata char's turn.
And then it is the Magic Duel char's turn, which you reply in his thread. Keep up with the rules.
>>255648
Get up and follow them
Has the get already been got or did it not count?
>>255691
GoodBad is X3 (3,6,9)
Mario is high roll, (8,9,0)
Rolled 3 (1d3)
>>255705
>>255706
EYEPATCH TIME BOIS
We're gonna MAKE it fit.
>>255654
We ain't Chris Quil dude that won't work
>>255706
you try to summon back your clothes again
roll a d8
1-critical fail
2-eyepatch mankini (resized)
3-leather belts
4-swinsuit
5-bunnygirl outfit
6-just your original incubus clothes
7-revisioned original clothes
8-original clothes
Rolled 6 (1d8)
>>255725
>>255728
Well that's ok
What should I start rolling for next. I am split between having our guy try to NTR the sister character with his Incubus powers as revenge against the brother character, attempting to seduce golem with his Incubus powers, or just straight up raping Golem.
I like all options. Why can't we just choose all of them?
>>255728
And nothing changes
Time to do it all ho ho hover again
>>255738
Why not read the prompt and base your reply off it? That's what I do.
>>255738
>I like all options. Why can't we just choose all of them?
because all these ideas are retarded?
>>255738
To kill yourself.
>>255738
There always has to be a 'that guy', quit thinking with your dick you ho ho horny little shit
>>255754
You think our character should attempt suicide?
That's actually not a bad idea. We've gotta be creative with it, though. Have any ideas? I was thinking maybe we have Golem stand up on a tree and then we trick her into catching us by our head when we fall, allowing her to break our neck without even knowing it.
>>255765
you seem like the kinda guy that tries just a little to hard.
>>255765
>trying to kill off best girl
>>>/out/
>>255828
What? Is our MC best girl? Are you illiterate?
>>255765
Somebody get this ho ho hothead outta here
>>255841
this has to be b8
>>255856
>You think our character should attempt suicide?
>have Golem stand up on a tree and then we trick her into catching us by our head
>allowing her to break our neck
Illiterate it is.
Both of you, kindly stop. This is a tale of waifus, not autism.
>>255879
Yes sir.
>>255738
>>255765
>>255841
>>255860
>>255891
>>255900
I don't prefer to bait when I can instead TRAP.
Will you spring mine?
>>255919
Got any reverse traps in that bag of yours?
>>255926
Aye.
>>255926
>reverse traps
>>>/trash/
>>255926
Or is this more up your alley?
>>255930
Illiterate and trash tastes? Come on, dude. You've got to have some redeeming quality, right?
>>255930
No, Towergirls. :^)
>>255934
Both are good, to be honest.
Ideal scenario is make a guy friend at a formal gala, ends up revealing herself to me and we continue the charade for years to come.
>>255934
Just stop dude.
>normally asleep by now
>normally miss loads of shit
>stay up today
>oh
I'm go ho hoing to bed
>>255934
>wanting to make a qt incubus kill himself
>says others have trash taste
???
replies here>>255659
>>255728
>>255706
>>255670
You decide to stop fooling around and continue your way out of the forest. But first you need some clothes. You snap your fingers and the incubus clothes reappear. They aren't too much but is better than fucking nothing.
>It doesn't look that hard, see? first try!
>it's not that easy you know!
>You don't even know how I look like normal! you don't wanna know how I really am?
>believe me, I already see ENOUGH of you!
>>255982
You approach to sister and try to convince her that you had nothing to do with that sudden molestation. Then she replys to you "I know that you took part in all those bad things that happend with us. And you keep asking me to forgive you. I already told you that you need to pay the price for everything you did. And I know you can take a lot more than just my beatings. I remeber when two huge orcs try to breat you up and whole hour you take all this damage only to protect little kitten... Hm. As for now we need to find an exit from this forest. Maybe with help of your half-naked friend you will not fail so much."
>Thats my last post for today. See ya later.
>>256166
Let us merge this universe with our universe.
>>256179
what is that supposed to mean?
>>256182
Cast a spell that merges the save the princess universe with the magic duel universe.
>>256182
It means that the two worlds become one, the merging of two instances of the prime material plane has been done countless times, and at the same time, is purely theoretical.
>>256190
What previous statement is it ignoring?
>>256190
Our sister wanted us to return back to our realm.
Doing this would fulfill said contract.
Also eat a dick.
>>256166
Alright, succubus time, right?
Steal the shit-ass wizard's robes to cover up with, because it's chilly outside, and it's his fault you're like this to begin with.
>>256197
Rule 4 is badly worded, it's just doing something superficial for no reason and is somewhat "out there."
>>256199
You know she won't be happy with just "Boom, same world now, now walk home."
And secondly, we, Dolores/Lola/Lolita, Candy Golem, and Incubus MC do not have any magic powers and we cannot directly control the Mages ITT. because those are GoodBad's guys, not Mario's.
>>256208
She will at least be happier knowing we are technically home, now we just have to find a way out.
>>256186
it's not possible for my character to do such thing.
you can try if you want with a very small chance of success, of course, as you only have incubi related magic and 4 random candy spells. Furthermore i don't think GBA wants to permanetly merge the two universes.
>>256208
You are misinterpreting the rule. No previous statement has confirmed that we cannot do this, and nothing is stopping incubus MC from trying.
>>256221
Just ignore that vote and move on to a legitimate one when it gets a get
>>256221
Uh, attempt to seduce GBAs horny mage to acquire his knowledge?
>>256190
1-2you can see the cave entrace in the distance but there is one last obstacle /extra roll) before you can reach it
3-you finally reach the entrace but is guarded by (extra roll)
Rolled 3 (1d3)
>>256261
>>256265
1-a rival candy wizard trying to get the staff
2-your standard dragon
3-a giant crystallized sugar golem
4-sug-arpies
5-a jelly doppelganger
6-a black knight
7-fucking pixies (but not rabid)
8-a succubus
9-a part time goblin soldier
10- there is a signboard "pls don't enter"
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>256312
My body is ready.
>>256320
My body WAS ready.
I'm mildly disappointed now.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>256312
May the random number gods bless us with goblin freind!
>>256320
Oh, allright.
>>256320
what a shitty cliffhanger
>>256332
Make a really nice sign?
>>256320
gaaaaaaaaaay
>>256320
Damn, I wanted the succubus. There's a severe lack of succubi in both quests
>>256332
wait, is the signboard secretly sentient so our heroes let their guard down but as they walk past sign suddenly grows a face while they're not looking and then you cut out to cliffhang?
>>256346
>Pass by
>Shot behind us looks out into clearing with sign taking up most of it
>Zoom in to plain sign
>Pair of Eyes open, watching us delve inward
this is a bittersweet 10
>>256369
I shouldn't say this, but...
Sometimes "signs" are menacing.
Couldn't the sign be something more?
Maybe it can be a hell of a cliffhanger.
But who am i to decide.
I believe in you, bro. Even if it is a comical totally not hype cliffhanger.
In before the sign is actually the lv 100 final boss with instant death spells and candification spells. Think about mimics but with signs
>almost 3 in the morning Mario's time
Madman.
>>256474
Did you switch timezones?
>20:00 your time is 3:00 P.M. my time
>It's almost 10:00 P.M. my time, 7 hours later
>20+7 = 27 - 24 = 3:00
>>256320
>>256265
>>256190
>>256170
You finally get out of the forest and find the cave entrance, also disappointment as the only guardian of the cave is a sad sign board with the text "pls do not enter".
you inner adventurer dies a little.
>spend 15 minutes making a list as I think in cool possibles desgin as I adde more foes
>Add the signboard as a joke thinking no one will roll a 10.
I deserve this
>>256484
i'm at UTC +2
well good night guys
>>256512
>I deserve this
Reuse them later, maybe they were all on break.
Sleep well, Pastamancer.
>>256512
you can always qm-fiat a monster inside the cave. whatever makes the adventure more interesting is always up to you
>>255926
Oh yes. Also, if you want to read a story about a romance story about a trap and a reverse trap, then you should read the manga series Mizutama Honey Boy. Great series.
>>256512
posting this for continuity's sake
Your group appproached to cave entrance. What are you going to do next?
>Now you can control every character. Pls handle them safely.
>>258433
You ask candy golem if she can check entrance for traps. She agrees and after few seconds she says that cave is safe to enter. But suddenly hand appears and grabs golem. OH NO!!!
>>258439
Outrageous! All group run as fast as they can to rescue candy golem. But suddenly you activated a trap. Then two famale cookie golems come to your cage.
>>258444
Both of you try to use you seduction skill to impress cookie golems but they don't understand what are you doing. Girls in your group think you are two fucked up weirdos.
>>258446
ROX SMASH!!! It's time to beat up some cookies.
>>258458
You though you can just beat up cookie golems but this pastry is not for your teeth. They beat your group like a bunch of babies. After that you blacked out. Some time later both of main characters wake up in strange room in cave. There is candy golem! She tide up on some kind of pedestal.
Heroes decided that wizard shoud look for enemy and incubus will untie candy golem. Successfuly incubus and golem together again but this moment was interrupted by cry for help from wizard. Then gingerbread mage says "Hey, Jabroni! Put down candy corn or you will go back to sucking dicks in hell!"
>Now incubus turn
>>258485
>Mario's turn again
Seduce the Gingerbread Wizard.
>>258485
Fuck you
>>258485
Hit them with milk magic.
>>258485
Use bracelet to power up and toast his ass
>>258485
Seduce the wizard
>>258485
Literally don't give a fuck. Tell him he would be doing a favor to us by getting rid of that shitty wizard.
>>258499
We probably only got dick magic and that may or may not help.
>>258507
Wizard made him handsome and stronger than he could ever be as a human. He should be grateful. Besides, beats being a pixie
>>258516
If you haven't been able to tell, our protag of this series HATES this new form. It's just not him. He wants to be him.
>>258499
sorry for the wait
don't fuck up
roll a d12
1-your daily fail roll
2-6- you somehow manage to cast some demonic magic but to the wrong target
7-11 you zap the gingerbread man but the cookie golems grabs you
12- Success
Rolled 9 (1d12)
>>258553
If it doesn't work, let's pretend to consume the golem in a sexual fashion.
Rolled 1 (1d12)
>>258553
>>258560
Jesus Christ. That's my 3rd Crit fail within the last 2 hours out of 5 dice rolled; 2 being 1d10 and 3 being 1d12.
I am really glad there was a guy who rolled before me.
>>258553I think Mario died.
>>258803
just wait. jeez. something cool going to happen
>>258809
I am, no worries GoodBad.
I'm just a Pessimist. :^)
>>258816
Pessimism? In before instead of having his time to shine with overwhelming power, save the princess guy ends up making the gingerbread man gay for him and saves the day, sorta.
>>258558
>>258499
you remember from darkstalker that succubi can also shoot cool bat projectiles, so, incubi should be able too. You gather all your energy and shoot some girly looking projectile to gingerbread man.
The cookie golem grab and reduce you and candycorn golem inmediately.
Now you only can see how the gingerbread man merge all the candy he was gathering with poor candy golem.
Candy golem is now under gingerbread man control, she also bigger. Also ticcer>>258485
>>259004
Gingerbread dude is a man of excellent tastes
>>259004
GBA has had a hard life. He must rest now, we'll continue here for a while
>>259004
Lick away at candy golem's hard candy shell in a sexual manner to weaken her powers.
>>259029
Wizard guy: Follow save the princess's guy example of using videogame logic and unleash a magic burst to explode from your prison
>>259004
Wizard: conjure fire and bake that cookie dough
>>259004
And thus, Candy Cornelia is born.
>>259004
Candy corn golem, fight off his control! We've been through so much together. There has to be something of you left in there!
>>259060
He's good at completely random, bizarre and lewd magic, but will he be skilled enough to actually use a basic magic every wizard can do? Let's see that in the next episode of the crossover special!
>>259060
Yeah that's some basic magic speel but also a smart idea you are sure you can do that.
1-critical fail
2-the heat isn't enough to bake the dough but the golem is freaking out
3-5 you succesfully bake the dough but you get stuck in the now hard cookie golem body
6-10 c'mon it's the first thing you learn in any wizard academy- Success!
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>259105
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>259105
I already see it.
But just for fun.
I am weeping.
>>259107
Ha ha oh wow. He should seriously consider abandoning conventional magic and embrace his talents as a random lewd wizard
>>259107
>50% of success
>even another 40% of something good happening
>rolled yet another fucking 1
>twice
Why even bother?
>>259129
Just say we burn everything down. At least leave us off in a blaze of glory.
>>259129
make it a critical fail that still saves the day. these heroes can only ever do anything right by accident anyway
>>259129
I would also enjoy everything being on fire for a little while.
To warm my cold, saddened heart.
>We did so bad, we did it right, making it TOO right
>>259107
>>259110
I can't not to post this pic again after that
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>259150
DON'T GIVE UP LITTLE WIZARD
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>259150
Give up you little shit, all you can do is fail at every turn, and your mother is a goat.
Rolled 526 (1d1000)
>>259150
DON"T GIVE UP YOU BASTARD
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>259150
RIP in pasta little wizard
Rolled 31821 (1d100000)
>>259150
ONE MORE TIME
>>259182
>Skipped the D10000
For shame.
http://www.traykon.com/pdf/The_Net_Libram_of_Random_Magical_Effects.pdf
Rolled 8986 (1d10000)
>>259187
>Rolled a d10000
>Didn't even show up
>>259193
>All vegetation within 1 mile turns carnivorous
Neat.
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>259150
ah fuck it.
It was fun
>>259209
Basically, yeah.
You now fear small woodland creatures.
>>259217
I never really got over Squirrel 'Nam.
>>259187
>Chaos Quest
>You are an Aspiring Wild Mage that has been stripped of his casting power
>However, you can still cast Wild Surge, the process of tapping into powerful magics and hoping for the right effect, due to not attempting to actually cast a spell
I... may do this, fuck.
>You have been wrongfully imprisoned for releasing a lesser Demon on the town
>You gotta break free and go save the Princess
>>259107
>>259060
it's one of the most basic magic spell, one of the easiest, practically the first spell you learn in a magic academy. However you manage to fuck up once more time. At least your sister is not present to see such a big failure. And fortunately The coockie golem knows how to extinguish a fire.
>>259279
Tap a candy bead. Use all your strength to twist your wrist inside of the golem to touch and activate a bead.
Please let that bead be what saves us.
>>259279
Then a flock of random crows come in and eat the cookie golems.
>>259279
Vomit all over them.
Spit out your juices like a fly and eat them after they dissolve.
>>259284
bad news: you have to actually eat the bead
>>259279
RANDOM ADVENTURER: BURST IN AND SAVE THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
WAIT IS THAT A DICK
>>259279
Candy Cornelia (Yes, I'm calling Golem girl that now.) is at war with herself, to the point a second head forms, trying to fight for control.
>Casual pan to Roxanne and Lola in the Dungeon below
>>259289
Which character?
>>259297
Both
>>259279
Well, at the very least he got the pleasure of being inside a woman
>>259301
I can only imagine our wizard crying about it later to his sister ("I've been violated") only to have the sister remember the surprise buttsex and feel no sympathy.
>>259309
You know, despite all the anger, she's quite soft on him for somebody who got exposed by her own brother to literally sex magic and rape attempts. One would think she would've already turned him into a cockroach and made him live in the thrash
>>259301
>>259301
Ayy
>>259150
Don't Give Up Little Wizard.
Rolled 8684105 (1d10000000)
>>259150
Big Little Sister Wizard Save Little Big Brother Wizard.
Rolled 510 (1d1000)
>>259325
It wont work
See?
>>259319
Did someone say "fucking death" ?
>>259288
well, the incubus can try to summon a flock of crows if you want, not sure if that's an incubus spell
1-2-critical fail
3-8 nope, you don't have the power of summoning crows
9-13 a lone crow appears, you don't even know if this is thanks to you
14-15 not crows, but you can summon bats!
16 looks like incubi can summon crows
Rolled 7 (1d16)
>>259343
CROWS SAVE US
>>259346
Let me ruin everything next time
>>259349
No, he's going to draw a panel of us flailing incubus magic like a club.
At least go the extra mile for a cliffhanger featuring us getting fisted by Cornelia like old times and the Girls, chained up.
Vore game over here we go...
>>259346
>>259288
you close your eyes and think really hard about a flock of crows coming to save the day. But that wont happen.Trusting your safety to the small possibility of something odd will happen and will fix all your troubles doesn't work this time. Being absorbed by a woman is a sensation that you'll never get used to.
Tomorrow is turn for the girls to try and save the day
Good night all. See you tomorrow.
>>259567
>Sister being gagged
Lewd
>>259567
Thank you kindly, Mario.
>>259567
>ballgagnice
They have to be sure she can't cast spells
Kinda funny how from all things, it was a gingerbread man the one who could stop two wizards, a man who sorta draw with a candy wizardess and tends to be transformed into things and a tripolar pirate
>>259567
Roxy: Bite clean through the gag, whatever it's made of.
Lolita: Pick lock
>>259688
Chances are GoodBad will pick up the brush tomorrow.
If only the candy wizardess were here to help, she'd probably style all over the gingerbread mage.
>>259916
Plot twist: that's her dad.
>>259916
I wish she'd be all over us instead. We haven't even seen her since the end of thread one.do me a solid and give us some insight on what's going with her and viva pinata princess would ya OP?
>>259150
DON'T GIVE UP LITTLE WIZARD
Roxane tries to bite through her ballgag. But hat is not usual ballgag. ITS MAGIC BALLGAG! ITS TRANSFORM HER INTO TOASTER! Then projection of gingerbread appears and says "You stupid bitch! You think its going to be so easy to escape! IAM MOTHERFUCKING GINGEBREAD WIZARD! AND I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Good luck beeing useless toaster for eternity! You Jabron!" Then he disappears.
>>260773
eject perfectly cooked toast to entice the mouse
>>260773
Lolita uses cuteness to enlist the mouse for help
Lola studies the cave, 'cause she's a competent pirate lady
Delores loses patience with the situation and starts shaking the cage to try and get it to fall
>>260773
Lola, shocked at what she sees, devises a plan!
She lures the sugar mouse over to her and asks him for help, in the sweetest voice she can muster.
>>260773
Icubus boy, try the laser thing again from within the cookie golem, maybe you can break free that way?
Did everybody just died after I posted this picture? I mean I just wanted to create more drama.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>260809
Rolling our preemptive 1 to hopefully get the bad luck out of the way before we roll for real.
>>260830
YOU FOOL
>>260830
well then...
>>260830
Let me rephrase. Rolling our good roll before the real roll so that we get a 1 on it.
>>260809
We're in that point
1-2-critical fail
3-5 You have scared the mouse
6-8 Speak with animals? who do you think you are? Dr. Dolittle?
9-12-You have atracted the mouse attention but he doesn't understand you
13-16- Success
Rolled 10 (1d16)
>>260836
Fate is kind on this stormy day.
Rolled 16 (1d16)
>>260836
No 1 or 2 roll pls.
>>260838
quick delet this!
Rolled 9 (1d16)
>>260836
>>260836
>Success tends to be a 3 in 16 chance, usually even worse
Hey OP. Can we houserule that we take the highest of the first two rolls? The odds are always so stacked against us that I think we need the handicap.
>>260847I have to disagree here. Getter rolling was too slow. First roll is dicefucking, but fine. We get fucked and saved in equal measure.
>>260847
But anon, seeing them fail is the funniest part of the quest. Besides, he was plenty generous with stuff that should by all means be easy to do like a basic fire spell. We don't roll to win, we roll to see random shit happening
>>260847
eh, we always kind of end up shenaniganning our way through stuff anyways so it just adds some fun is all.
It is frustrating that all of our successful rolls is on mundane shit that has almost no effect on anything
>>260847
a success usually means you resolve the conflict in one turn, the second best option gives you a great advantage in the situation but doesn't resolve it. Changing the rules result in much more easy (and short) experience
>>260856
>seeing them fail is the funniest part of the quest
Personally, I've always been the type of guy who enjoys seeing progress rather than filler (talking about other non-/qst/ related stories) so I honestly can't agree. But yeah, I guess I see what you guys are saying. It just feels kinda shit to see Rox, the supposedly competent wizard, fail as hard as her brother and never get anything right just because we took control of her. It's like when you take control of a boss character in a videogame (like any game in the "Tales of" series) and suddenly they get nerfed to be as weak as your player characters are. That's what it feels like Rox is now; an incompetent wizard who has no idea what she's doing. Why is she like that? Because she went from QM control to player control, which makes it feel really meta-gamey.
>>260887
Ah yes, you are right about that. Maybe the sucess to failure rate should change depending the character. After all it isn't the same that the failure of a wizard that wizard guy is tries to unleash magic and has the odds stacked against him than having his much better at magic sister having just as bad odds of success
>>260838
what the mouse has understand'
1- nibble the rope of the cage
2- activate the lever that shrunk the cage
3- do a cute dance!
4- the mouse leaves the run. Looks like he's searching something
5- find the keys!
6-activate the lever that opens the cage bottom!
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>260901
HOPE!
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>260901
>>260902
>>260903
That's one hell of a switch. These dice are fucking with us.
>>260914
>ID is rape
nice
Rolled 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1 = 15 (10d2)
>>260914
Let's see what our luck is for today.
10: WHAT THE FUCK?!
15: Average as average can be
20: LET'S KEEP DOING THIS, GUYS! WE'RE GONNA WIN!
>>260922
Sounds like same business as usual, good rolls for mundane shit, and bad rolls for important shit
>>260941
She may just be a small toaster but I'm sure she's very courageous. Heck, if she gets out this she should get an animated feature film or something like that.
>>260941
You could say that now she is the brave little toaster
>>260945
Sudden realization: she was a toaster trapped in the body of a Cacodemon this entire time.
>>260997
Indeed. And wizard guy was always meant to be a little girl until some dick wizard fucked up and turned her into a him, thus gifting him with enough magic to keep the form, yet too low magic to be a successful wizard.
>>260902
>>260838
>>260809
>>260776
You must be really desperate to ask a kittle mouse for help, but your other option is ask a toaster for help.
But looks like you're a lucky girl and the mouse understand perfectly that you want to get out the cage!
>>261047
chop through toaster's cage's bars using that sword.
>>261079
just FYI, you don't have to give the ownership apostrophe to cage since the bars are a part of the cage, and it belongs to the toaster, so toaster's cage bars is the correct way to say that.
>>261047
Lolita fell down. And it appears liquid down there is actually a syrup. And something live in here. WAFFLE SHARK ATTACK!
>>261212
PUNCH HIM IN THE NOSE
IT'S HOW YOU STOP SHARK ATTACKS TRUST ME
>>261212
Aren't you a pirate? Shouldn't shark attacks be routine for you?
>>261212
TAME THE SHARK!
>>261212
roll for shark attack! d20
1-critical fail
2-3 that only works for regular sharks!
4-8 the mouse helps you!
9-13 the mouse REALLY helps you!
14-17 pffff I am a pirate, I literally eat sharks like you for breakfast
18-20 Success!
>>261212
eat the sharkRULES OF NATUREEE!
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>261235
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>261235
>>261237
nice
Never skip opportunity to draw memes
>>261287
dolores is late for school! Run to school with waffleshark bread in your mouth!
>>261287
noice
>>261287
why is she as a professional TRIpolar pirate not wearing a TRIcorn?
>>261311
Look, if she can keep Ahab-ing her way out of the massive fail whale we've created for her, she can wear whatever goddamn hat she wantsYes I know Ahab got eaten. It's called foreshadowing.
>>261287
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>>261375
wait, w-what is she doing to that shark?
>>261237
>>261219
reply here >>261396
Wait! Waffle shark fin is actually your favourite breakfast! Lolita has teach that bitch who's higher in the food chain. Who's best waifu now!
>>261408
shove shark in toaster to cure Roxane of toasterness
>>261408
get to the shore approaching in the manner of a swimsuit model coming out of the waves. roll for sexiness/fabulousness to perma-enhance your beauty to show up that orc-girl in thicness.
>>261408
>Lolita is back
<3
Lolita pull out Roxane the toaster out of cage. Suddenly toast come out. Some spell is written on it. Lolita reads out loud words that written on toast and then Roxane transforms back to normal. She is happy that Lolita is succeeded she kisses her all over her face.
>>261634
overcoming your raging girl boner and thank the mouse who saved you. Now we need to find the boys and save them!
>>261634
Thank the mouse and look around for some clue as to how to stop gingerbread
>>261634
Thank fuckneeds more lewd, breast expansion side effects for both
>>261634
Find the mouse again and make him your familiar as you seem to have talent for mousemancy
>>261649
this but transform the mouse into a succubus
>>261662
In before the mouse used to be a succubus before, hence why she understood pirate girl's intentions, but was cursed in the form of a candy mouse by the gingerbread man wizard
>>261634
>ravioli ravioli give me back my body-oli
>>261634
Find cookie monsters and use fire magic to cook them
>>261649
you are ingnoring girl on girl action to actually make progress! WOW!
new companion roll! d10
1- how can you critical fail this?
2- you don't find the mouse
3-The mouse can't join your quest, he has 2000 mouths to feed
4-5 he can't join your quest, but he gives you something else instead.
6-9- you have a new familiar!
10- success!
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>261693
>>261693
>you have a new familiar!
>success!
What is the difference between the two?
>>261711
familiar+ the something else from 4-5
>>261711
success means our familiar is actually a succubus.
I wonder if Rox is lesbian, she was pretty aggresive and hostile with the men of the team but pretty nice with the women of the team.
>>261758
You have +1 point for deduction, my friend
>>261766
>Rox is a lesbian
Hang on, then why did she want to bang the Incubus?
>>261768
Wasn't that because she ate the fairy?
>>261768
because drugs
>>261758
I'd point out she's mostly hostile to her brother, who she blames for fucking up her entire family's lives. She was only hostile to the incubus when he randomly started feeling her up. She seemed to ignore Lola until about this point. Not saying she isn't, but the evidence is circumstantial at best.
>>261766
'Course, I could be wrong.
>>261786
I'm gonna be super sad if the heroine of the story is a lesbian. It'll mean that we either have to give up on MC ending up with adopted sister OR we'll have to make an excuse to say we were always female mentally and try to permanently turn us into a female. I hope it doesn't come to that, though.
>>261798
>not wanting to make MC the best girl
i bet you like girls you raging homo
>>261810
>implying fail wizard will ever be "best" anything
He's the "fail wizard" because he's the worst at EVERYTHING.
>>261798
Oh don't be sad. She lesbian only becouse every man she meet in her journey was retarde horny pig. I am sure she will love somebody who will show proper attitude ;)
>>261827
So what you're saying is that the gingerbread man is going to go full gentleman and NTR our wizard.
Well shit.
I still insist that wizard guy is a lesbian woman trapped in a man's body. Would explain why he's so obsessed with female shapeshifting magic.
>>261831
Wow. I never think of that. Thank you, random citizen :^)
>>261845
Oh no! At the very least, wizard guy will always havehis magic handsto join him in the cold nights
>>261810
I have to agree with him.
I prefer not to elaborate and look like a massive ass, so i'll just say i think it would be too forced.
>>261845
No problem.
Worst comes to worst, we have our wizard say "fuck this" and use the nuclear spell again, with the selective spell metamagic applied to it, to wipe out everyone except our wizard.
>>261852
et tu, diavlo?
>>261860
It's me. I change the prefix from time to time.
I'm sad that my quest didn't work out.
>>261863
What was your quest about?
>>261858
Naturally, ntr standing for naughtiness trampling reindeer of course
>>261827
that's because we anons make a fool of ourselves. This is why can't we have nice things when anons go full /d/egenerate in choices for male characters. And it sucks.
>>261869
A short tale about me, him and steven king. Some montergirls and stuff happened but interest was lost because no drawings, shame really, he was an ok writefag
>>261863
Thats sad. You quest was pretty neat. You probably shoud have kidnap some artist and make him draw pictures for your quest for food.
>>261874
Maybe if he were just a regular guy he could've been a more moral character, but he was a fucking wizard, and as we saw with the big four wizards, all wizards are crazy deviants with their personal fetishes who aren't afraid to force them on others
>>261883
>>261881
I wouldn't kidnap drawfags becausethey are super nice and i like mostly every single one. Also, i'm not saying this to suck your dick or MGrant's. I've always went to drawthreads to request rpg character's art and i respect the fact that you guys give your time and skill to people like us.
Also, thanks for the compliment you two.
>>261889
I liked it a lot, but i can't draw and some people got butthurt because meme scorpiongirl won a fair and square voting for MC.
I was writing it, i should be more butthurt and i didn't. I just got over it and tried to make it a decent story.
I don't know if i succeeded, but i certainly tried.
You can check it here, but please don't bump it:
>>249074
It's chaotic and not serious, btw.
>>261911
Hey man, If you need a shitty artist dude i am
up for grabs. I cant write for fucking chocolate but your scorpion girl quest was poifect.
>>261917
I'd try. But we would need some sort of outside communication to post ar the same time or something.
Also, there's the timezone problem. I'm in GMT-3.
>Where's that?
Hell.aka Jungle
>>261933
>-3Are you from argentina? because i'm from there
Also, finished reading your quest and you were quite the good sport for going with the futa scorpiongirl and was pretty silly, it was good. Too bad interest died, hopefully you don't lose hope in QM-ing and someday try again
replies here >>261977
>>261703
>>261649
Mouse has joined the party! he needs a name!
>>261958
No, but our countries use the same timezone for economic purposes. (Argentina should be GMT-2 or something)
THE MORE YOU KNOW
Yeah, people wanted meme-comical quest, i'm up. I wouldn't particularly choose or vote for it. Specially with the sick necromancer.
But welp. A vote is a vote.
I maybe QM again if i find some drawfag willing to put up with my bullshit or convince my brother to do it together.
But heck i won't stop writing. Got some sick rpg to make.
And i'll make a virtual book out of it! You guys may take a longer while to see the actual book because i'll need to translate it first.
It's for D&D 3.5 with an asian touch.
>>261933
Where i live that's just an hour ahead! I've got a tumblr,http://copiousamountsofit.tumblr.com/ be warned im a degenerate but i'd figure satan wouldn't mind one in his cabaland if that doesnt do alt emails.
>>261984
time to rescue the boys. roxi summons epic battle milk armors for herself, mouse and the pirate girl
>>261984
>he
You don´t know if he identifies as male, shitlord. Check your priviledge.
Xir name should be Ladashaq.
>>262108
>HES A FUCKING WHITE MOUSE
>>262122
>WHITE MOUSE
He's colorfluid you shitlord.
>>262132
That's fluid of color, cis scum.
>>262151
That's nondescript form of color, white devil.
>>262215
Inb4 dyes hair of Tumblr
>>262251
Inb4 60 gorillian die without tumblr
Lola pet new friend and call mouse Bumble Joe. Then Lola found her sword. Roxane to redeem herself cast a buff spell. But suddenly amulet fall down and counter her spell. "Surprize, Jabroni!" you hear amulet saying. Oh no! Roxan transformed in little Roxy. Her mind and body back to her early age. Tears apper on her eye and she says "W-where am I? W-w-where b-b-big bro? C-can you h-help me find m-my b-brother, m-miss?"
>>262451
>rape Roxxy
You can't help that you're a lolicon pirate.
>>262451
Soo cuuuute!
Lolita (if she is not present, she is drawn out by cuteness) has her maternal instincts kick into overdrive and begins piggybacking Roxxie as they look for an exit.
>>262451
Become Dolores and beat the shit out of Roxy since you're a racist
>>262459
Happiest get of the thread thus far.
>>262493I'm hoping it gets thrown out. Cause I mean, come on.
>>262498
>throwing out gets
That'd be pretty shitty.
>>262459
>>262502
Well, I mean rule 4 is for "out there" gets.
And while it doesn't ignore the post at all, it goes in a... bad direction.
>>262511
Irregardless of whether it applies to rule four, it would be against the board rules, perhaps even the general rules.
>>262511
Well like, that's just your opinion, man.
>>262518
>implying that's against board rules/general rules
Did you just join the thread? If not, then you'd see that NSFW stuff has been linked/censored previously. Just saying.
>>262459
>After all this progress and no lewd stuff
>This guy
I mean comon. I draw buttfucking dragons. But this is too much. This is blue board. We are not in Japan to just get over this.
>>262531
>tfw all of the anons were previously calling me a sour puss before for being against lewd stuff
The one time I suggest a lewd, suddenly I'm the villain.
>>262528
Wasn't that only Magic Duel though? I don't remember Viva Piñata Princess having any nudes.
>>262538
There's a difference between "lewd" and "rape."
Lewd is suggestive, perverted. Acceptable.
That's just evil, really.
>>262553
>implying the surprise buttsex earlier wasn't akin to rape
>>262562
We were in the middle of a battle trying to please a horny wizard. Also, LOLITA IS PURE FUCK YOU
>>262562
That's comedy.
>Fighting a giant dragon as a giant dragon
>Interlude for surprise butt sex
Compare to:
>Little girl asks you for help, she's scared and alone
>Surprise!
>Holding her down as you molest her, tearing her clothes from her body, she cries out, but none can hear her
>You finally find what you want and get your rocks off on her
>She continues fighting with futility until at last her emergency "EYE BEAM OF DEATH" kicks in, turning you into a set of legs and a crotch, the rest is now ash
>She's scared for life and you are dead
>>262015
Okay. I'll contact you as soon as i'm finished playing some games, okay?
Also, yay for loli Roxie
>>262531
Is that a yes or no about the possibility of her forgetting the butt raping part once she is put back to normal?
>>262478
Lola tries to reconfort little roxie but...
1-critical fail
2-she's afraid of you and run away
3-4-she start crying
5-6-she looks relieved that you gonna help her
7-9-roxy is happy with kind pirate lady
10-you can't help but hugh little Roxy (>>262459 and this is the farther I can go on this field right now)
I mean, I'll leave it up to OP. If he wants to ignore my get, then so be it. Just don't criticize my get when the threads previously were filled with magical realms fags that kept this quest from advancing for the longest time due to their fetishism (dunno if that was any of you or not).
>>262571
>when people on 4chan are arguing morality about a fictional character
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>262577
Hope blossoms forth.
Rolled 9 (1d20)
>>262577
>>262582
NO HALF MEASURES FOR ME, THANK YOU.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>262577
Roxx plz
>>262579
>Just don't criticize my get when the threads previously were filled with magical realms fags that kept this quest from advancing for the longest time due to their fetishism
NIGGA YOU JUST TRIED TO RUIN THE THREAD SO YOU COULD RAPE A LITTLE GIRL.
>>262538
Jeez sorry for so much hate. But i mean right now we are like not doing NSFW stuff. And your sugestion was too sudden. And if you have been here for some time you shoud have noticed that. I mean when my characters going to back to my thread you can suggest as weird stuff as you want. I am kinda dont really care about this.
>>262576
And yes she forgot everything. She is little girl now as long time ago
>>262579
I was some of it, yeah. But sometimes you progress plot, sometimes you fetishize and derail from the plot.
We were in that forest scene for a WHILE just transforming without a care in the world, then shit got SERIOUS.
Loli isn't for everyone. It's actually not for a lot of people.
Sorry.
>>262579
>Just don't criticize my get when the threads previously were filled with magical realms fags that kept this quest from advancing for the longest time due to their fetishism
Translation
>Its bad unless i do it.
Also how would raping the younger roxx advance the story beyond making her guarantee murder fail mage in his sleep?
>>262596
>NIGGA YOU JUST TRIED TO RUIN THE THREAD SO YOU COULD RAPE A LITTLE GIRL
>RUIN THE THREAD
>implying that would have ruined the thread
It just woulda made things hella chaotic. Also, calm down. Don't get triggered over fictional characters and moral issues. Where do you think we are, Tumblr?
>>262608While I see your reasoning, a sad piece of fact for you.Most of 4Chan has had at least partial effect from Tumblr.
>>262451
if Bumble Joe could understand us that easily, then he obviously is a smart mouse. He must know some magic that can reverse this.
>>262605
>Its bad unless i do it.
No. I acknowledged that it was gonna derail/do the same bad stuff as before; I just wanted to get my one lewd get in. Yet again, this is my first time suggesting a lewd (I was against it in previous threads), so people need to calm their shit and stop being moralfags (especially any hypocrites that derailed previously with lewd/attempted lewd gets).
>>262608
>implying that would have ruined the thread
>Roxane is now scared at a young age.
>She wouldn't trust anyone and might disappear or violently kill everyone given the chance.
>plus little girl rape
It kidda would m8.
>Don't get triggered over fictional characters and moral issues.
>I can't feel bad or want to help fictional characters. ESPECIALLY if they are now children.
>Raping little girls is only something tumblr cares about. You're a whiteknight/moralfag/SJW for not wanting a child character to get raped.
>>262648
1-that's way, way too young
2-it shit up Lola backstory
you should have tried other aproach.
>>262680
>implying there's "way too young"
As long as you can fit your dick in it, it's never too young.inb4 OMG! PERVERT! PEDOPHILE! STAHP TRIGGERING ME! MUH MORALS!
And does her backstory say "I'm not into lolis" somewhere in it already? Cuz if not, then it coulda been an added trait (though people woulda hated it, based on their current responses).
>>262648
Hey, did you forget that it was Lola instead of the Lewd-loving Failure Wizard MC? If you lewdposted with him I'm sure people would be okay with it,he's become a joke character anyways.
>>262696
Now that I think about it, I'd still be against it if it were Magic Boy, but not as much. Defilement of two interesting character v. 1.
I am starting to regret to not transforming Roxie into bipedal scorpiongirl.well not really
>>262737
Nah, that actually would have made Roxie useful in the upcoming fight.
>>262694
pedophile pls go
>>262748
>not loving delicious cake
What, are you more of an /ss/ sort of guy?
>>262694
>muh moralfag
sheesh, you remind me of summer /a/. You can like loli all you want but don't act like you're superior because of it.
>>262762
Fuck it whatever LETS MOVE ON PEOPLE! MAN AINT GONNA CHANGE AND THICC WIZARDESS AINT GETTING ANY THICCER
>>262782
>implying I am acting superior
They're just crying because I wanted a character to be a lolicon and do lolicon things. I am just saying, stop being moralfags and crying about "OMG! HOW CAN YOU ENDORSE SEX WITH CARTOON CHILDREN! PEDO!". That sort of outcry is exactly what moralfaggotry is. Not once did I imply that liking lolis was "superior" tastes (though I did just make a joke about someone not liking it).
>All this pedo talk
>>262821
>You wanted her to specifically rape a little child
And? Yet again, that's some moralfaggotry stuff right there. People are arguing about the how "evil" it is to rape a fictional child, when it doesn't even matter. I mean, we're on /qst/, not Reddit/Tumblr; expect people to be here who do not have your same tastes and will not act in accordance to your safespace rules.
And once again, I wasn't saying that lolicon/rape fetishism is superior to others. I seriously have no idea how you got that from any of my posts.
>>262828
Personally my only problem with this situation is the rape part. It is possible, and more pleasurable, to receive carnal pleasures consentually.
>>262582
>>262478
>don't worry sweetheart we'll find your big bro, the super wizard
>Yaaaay, Thank you, miss pirate lady
New mission: Protect her smile.
Can't we just ignore? For fucks sake.
>>262860
Protect her smile.
>>262860
Bring her along to find her brother. Hold her hand on the way there.
>>262860
Sneakly try to find the guys or clues.
Ask politely for Roxie to be sneaksy.
Forgot to say, this is the last for today.
I'm sorry for all this drama.
See you tomorrow
>>262868
Mix this with the next get, please OP. I am sure that a simple walk will not be too fun; so next get is what she does also, please.
>>262880
>implying you're to blame for the drama
I'd never blame you OP. You're pretty based and we all love your story.
It's just a difference in opinion between some anons and me. Literally, just a normal thread on 4chan. It's bound to happen eventually in every thread.
Have a wonderful night now, OP.
>>262880
Dont apologize m8. Its been an awesome comic.
>>262880
Its not your fault m8! just some banter.
See yah soon!
Once again, I'm not again drawing lewds but, that last get come from nowhere. All the lewd situation so far come from mistakes or misfortunes the characters didn't expect anyway. But there was literally no reason for Lola being a Lolicon suddenly...
wait. Lola->Loli->Lolicon
OOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....
>>262880
>Obligatory consolidation and complement.
>>262909
Lola the Lolicon. To be honest, that's why I thought it would fit.
Also, because she's a pirate. Every pirate has to be evil to a certain degree (unless you're a kids' anime protagonist).
>>262880
Thanks for the thread, man
>>262909
but who could've set up such an elaborate and convoluted-
KIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!
>>262909
She's a Gentlewoman of a Lolicon though. She will always put the little girl first and leave the "important" things for later.
>>262918
I always figured Dolores was her evil side, what with arbitrary punching and all
>>262737
That was for the pervwizard not Roxie.
>>262918
>Lola activates a Trap-spell of mind control or something like that
I would have accepted that. Lola is lucky with the rolls anyway
>>262930
It can be added as a opening post for tomorros session
>>262868
>Hold her hand on the way there
You sick fuck.
>>263328
>>263303
I'm so sorry. I can't stop with the lewd thoughts now. It's a slippery slope. First I wanted to hug the loli, then it escalated to me wanting to rape the loli, now it's at the worst point ever where I want to hold the loli's hand. It's all over for me, I've reached the final level of degeneracy with this.
>>263328
If you can't see them, how did you reply to them?
I wonder what would happen if Dolores suddenly came out while she was escorting this scared kid Roxy. Would Delores scare the kid by being mean, hit the poor girl, or suck it up and act as nice as a constantly angry person could?
>>264023
Dolores is probably the most likely to be a lolicon because of gap moe to be honest.
>>264128
She probably would just fawn over the kid if she was a gap lolicon though.
I'm sure if I weren't so sleepy yesterday I could have come with a better option to safisface everyone. So take this pic and let's not talk about this again.She has pigtails, thats make her a loli, trust me
Next session at 15:00.
Should GBA and I fuse both threads in a unique grand finale thread?
>>264610
would we still switch rules depending on artist?
we keep alternating characters but right now only Lola can really save the day. get number will be the same for both.
>>264610
>grand finale?
:( are we close to the end? I feel like both of these stories, especially combined, can go on for a long time.
>>264910
I wouldn't be surprised if both OP's want a break. They've been doing this every day for a while now.
>>264910
The grand finale of the cross-over most likely.
>>264952
They were both daily before the collab as well. I don't think either of them having taken a day off except STP OP took a kind of half day to do another quest during one of the console-tan Tuesday threads.
>>264965
Yeah, they dedicated themselves to these Quests pretty hard.
To be perfectly honest, I'd be fine with a break. Hell, I thought we'd take one after we got absorbed into the Thick Witch for a cliffhanger ending until part 2, but nope. Next day like clockwork.
>>264968
Very true. Much love and appreciation from us anons for your constant service guys. I think a break after the collab would be warranted if they need to take one.
>>264974
I agree.Perhaps after we get everyone back together, Wizard Bro decides to have some fun with his little sister and go trekking across universes?
new thread:>>265153 wait for GBA