Blacksmith Quest: Part 2

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>184063
Get industrial soap, upgrade it to +2, get fancy soap. Wash him with the industrial stuff first to get the smell thoroughly off and then fancy him up with the expensive stuff.

>>184063
Grab the duck soap and check for some shampoo.

>>184063
How much money do we have left?

>>184089

Dvorak has 63 coins left.

>>184071
Also, just a reminder, upgrading stuff is a d12, not d20!

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>184071

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>>184072
>>184071

Dvorak is torn between buying the Industrial Solvent + Fancy Soap or the Duck Soap + Champ-poo!

Roll 1d2:

1 = Duck soap
2 = Industrial solvent

Or we can forgo the roll and she can buy both sets?

>>184165
Buy both.

>>184165
Buy both, if you can't sell some clothes

>>184165
Check the industrial solvent label to see if it's OK for use on humans.

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>>184175
>>184170

Dvorak sticks her tongue out to do some DWARF ARITHMATIC.

She calculates that it will cost 34 coin to purchase all of the supplies, leaving her with 29 coins.

She brings the stuff up to the counter. Dido asks if this will be everything?

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>>184218
Dvorak looks at the warning label.

"Warning: if swallowed, call a cleric immediately, or your nearest poison control. Exposure over time has been found to cause cancer, chemical lung, vein ghosts, heart strings, blood rustage, brain seepage, chemical depression, shortness of breath, shortness of life, shortness of stature, butt cancer, and in rare cases asthma. Consult a doctor before using if pregnant."

Oh, she recognizes this stuff. She uses it to de-rust old iron things. Works like a charm.

>>184312
Ask her if there's any sort of "Drugged up Hobo remover" in the store that is cheaper than this stuff.

We're a blacksmith with a traditional background. We don't know if these newfangled "Convenience Stores" really sell convenience as well as the name would imply.

>>184320
Sounds like we shouldn't really be using that on jerry unless we want some federal charges.

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>>184401
>>184364

Looking at the prices of the items and the potential ass cancer threat, Dvorak slides the items aside.

"Look", she says, "I just need to get rid of this PSJ guy. He's stinking up the abandoned mine!"

Dido looks confused. "PSJ?"

"Potato Sack Jerry."

"Ohhhh, him," Dido replies.

Dvorak explains her problem with PSJ so that Dido is all caught up.

"Hmm", Dido says, "that's quite a pickle... let's see what we got."

She wanders off to the back and comes back 5 minutes later with an enchantment gem in her hand. "Fragrant air enchantment. Lasts for 15 hours and replaces any stench in the air within 100 feet with a nice lavender scent. Normally costs 40, but not many people buy it, so I can give it to you for 20. You could get it installed into a totem or something, but you'd need to get a blacksmith to install it."

Dvorak says not to worry, she knows a blacksmith.

Should Dvorak buy the enchantment?

(Headed out for tonight, probably will be on for a bit tomorrow.)

>>184650
No.
Metal doesn't stink after you forge it anyway.
There's probably a reason nobody buys those scam enchantments.

The Wizard Union has always made shit products.

>>184650
Yeah, I think a good wash would fix him.

>>184650

Op here, forgot to mention this isn't a single use 15 hr effect. The enchanted item gets a single charge of the Fragrant Air spell and the charge regenerates every night at midnight.

Up to you guys though, PSJ will still be stinky after the enchantment wears off or he leaves the effect area. We can do it either way, or if we want to do it a completely different way, then that works too.

>>184767
Hanging an air freshener on his nose is not as good as giving the guy a bath.

>>184650
Bathing time!
Industrial soap sounds good, if its upgraded it might get less hazardous too, and we can save leftovers for later blacksmithing deeds

>>185152
or it might be EXTRA hazardous
not that I don't vote for it

>>184650
Buy the industrial soap. If he gets ass cancer, then it's his fault for using it. It has the warning on the label after all

>>184650
Nah, we gotta clean the guy, not just give him deodorant
Also, +2 the butt once we get out, can't show dido we can give her the booty. She might pester us for it

>>184650
Buy the enchantment and make it into a cock ring for PSJ. Really don't want to have to bathe him more than once and this seems like a more permanent solution.

>>185385
isn't he like an old guy though? his dick probably don't even work anymore, a cock ring would be a waste

besides, the enchantment seems like an activated spell, and if it requires being touched for it to activate, we would probably have to go digging around in his stinky wrinkly old drug addict potato sack for his stinky wrinkly old drug addict chode every time we want him to stop smelling

poor dvorak would probably projectile vomit every time at best, and catch multiple weird hobo diseases at worst

>>184650
Yeah I'm voting no enchantments
Just get the duck soap and the shampoo to cut our costs. We still need to buy mining equipment after this too, which would probably cost evendors more than the cleaning prodicts.

>>185556
I'm seconding this. The industrial cleaner sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

>>185594
Anon, anon, where is the fun in playing it safe? We're on an adventure, let it happen.

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Dvorak says "ehhh, on second thought..."

"I'll just take the duck soap and the shampoo."

Dido smiles. "Sure thing!"

The Duck Soap and Shampoo cost 7c, leaving Dvorak with 56 total.

Dvorak heads out into the street, with Dido calling out 'Don't be a stranger!' as Dvorak walks out.

Dvorak looks at her map. Should she go straight to PSJ at the Abandoned Mine near Flurgen Forest, or does she need to stop anywhere else?

>>187712
Take note of that godzilla-looking thing in the top right that nobody has mentioned yet, but keep going to PSJ

>>187712

Take things slowly, priorize obtaining a source of ores and only then take your time to visit what the town has to offer to enhance your abilities

>>187712
we still need a tub and a bunch of water. Could we use whatever you use to quench your metal when you forge?

>>187807
yeah, we might need to do this

i don't see any rivers on the map

>>187712
We don't need to get them now, but I think we should get a couple of new bras to accommodate our new bust.

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>>187825
>>187807
>>187785
>>187748

Dvorak is ready to go deal with PSJ, but she does kind of need some water and a basin. She doesn't really feel like draggin that smelly old guy around creation trying to find a stream or a big puddle.

Dvorak has a water basin in her workshop, so she stops by to fetch it. Problem is, she isn't going to be able to carry all this stuff by her self. Maybe Adlap is still around, she could help you.

Dvorak calls out for Adlap. A voice from across the house responds "What's up?" Dvorak answers "I need help carrying some stuff, we're taking the Abandoned Mine."

"Oh really?" Dvorak hears a chair squeak and footsteps coming towards her. A thin lanky elf rounds the corner in a sweatshirt and pjs. Looks like Adlap was lost in a book again.

"What do you need to br-" Adlap suddenly sputters as she focuses on Dvorak. "HOLY SHIT GIRL WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BOOBS"

>>187962
Let's just say we had to try out a little expiriment. Lrts just get the basin loaded up. We do have a cart right? We don't have to lug it all the way there do we?

>>187962
adlap a cute

>>187962
Tell her you can explain on the way,

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>>188090
>>187979
>>187979
>>188090

Dvorak says to help her load the basin up on a cart and she'll tell her along the way.

Dvorak and Adlap walk through the Flurgen Forest, talking about boob magic and Dvorak's upgrade. Adlap, a beginner wizardess, is very interested in the applications of this. She never thought it was possible to perform that kind of a technique on an living creature! What a nerd, Dvorak thinks.

They arrive at the Abandoned Mine, and Potato Sack Jerry is still outside, as stinky and as high as ever. Dvorak stares him down with Duck Soap in one hand and Shampoo in the other, as Adlap stands kinda awkwardly off to the side. PSJ doesn't seem to know what to do with his hands.

"Stand back, Adlap," Dvorak says. "Things are about to get a little slippery."

ROLL FOR INITIATIVE (We need three people to roll 1d10, first roll is Dvorak, second is PSJ and last is Adlap. )

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>188141
wash him

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>188141
dice don't fail me now

>>188194
DICE YOU FAILED ME

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>188141
ELF ASSIST C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>188141

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>>188206
>>188204
>>188194
>>188179
>>188213

Potato Sack Jerry gets the first move!

He panics when he sees the bathing supplies, and bends down to pick some stones off the ground, all the while mumbling about how god sent the hooker police after him because the king snitched him out. He chucks a stone in the two girls' direction!

Dvorak wasn't expecting him to actually get violent! She jumps in front of Adlap to defend her.

Somebody roll 1d5 to see if the rock hits!

1: It sails over Dvorak's head and hits Adlap right in the face!
2: It hits Dvorak right in the face!
3-4: Dvorak slaps the rock down!
5: The rock misses completely!

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>188289
dice don't fail me!

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>>188372

Dvorak effortlessly slaps the rock away!

She unleashes a DUAL SOAP SHOT in PSJ's direction!

Roll 1d5 to hit!

1-2: The shot hits PSJ in the eyes! He is 25% SOAPED.
3-4: The shots just harmlessly land on his body. He is 25% SOAPED.
5: The shots miss!

>>188415
I'm gonna call it a night there, somebody roll for the hit. Also, post suggestions about what tactics to take! I'll be back tomorrow night.

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>188415
BIG MONEY NO WHAMMY!

>>188442
MOTHER FUCKING WHAMMY!

>>188448

Looks like PSJ isn't gonna go down that easy!

>>188415
Get ready to tackle him. You're used to getting dirty. You used to catch your hair on fire every other week when you were and apprentice; this druggy has nothing on your hardened sense of smell.

>>188415
We have the vub berries don't we? Why can't we entice him with that?

>>188442
>>188448
We gotta stop letting you handle the rolls.

>>188424
We got boob magic don't we, gotta use it some time!
Our little elf helper can push the cart next to PSJ so we can just punt him over into the bath.

>>188424
if we're doing this like guns, have adlap take a soap bottle and start laying down suppressive fire

>>188589
seconding this for dvorak, hold a berry over the tub to entice him and then grab him or trip him in when he gets close

Maybe we could make a berry soap creating an addiction to cleanliness

>>191104
Seconded, let's craft this thing.

>>191104
holy shit
can we do that with our blacksmith powers

>>191104
changing my vote to this

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>191104
Let's craft some crack soap

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>>191390
>>190834
>>191152
>>191127
>>191125
>>191104

Dvorak tosses the shampoo over to Adlap and tells her she has an idea, try and lay down some cover fire! Adlap asks what the hell is cover fire, and Dvorak tells her to just shake the damn bottle and squeeze in short bursts.

Adlap is providing cover fire! Roll 1d5!

1: PSJ is not scared by the cover fire, and continues acting normally.
2: PSJ covers his head and ducks off to the side behind a tree, losing his next turn but gaining cover.
3: PSJ has to fall to the ground to duck the shots! He is prone and loses his next turn trying to stand!
4: PSJ falls to duck the shots, but one hits him! He is prone, loses his next turn trying to stand up, and is 15% SOAPED!
4: PSJ tries to duck the shots, but all of them hit him first! He is prone, loses his next turn trying to stand up, and is 45% SOAPED!

>>192097
oops that last one was supposed to be a 5

Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>192097
FUCK HIM UP

>>192256
GODDAMN IT

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>>192256

Potato Sack Jerry is a lucky asshole!

After Adlap's barrage misses, he lobs another rock in the girls direction!

Roll 1d6!

1: Adlap takes a hit to the face!
2: Dvorak takes the hit to the face!
3: Adlap gets hit in the body.
4: Dvorak takes the hit to the body.
5-6: PSJ's rock misses!

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>192407

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>>192574
PSJ's rock sails way over everbody's heads!

Back on the ground, Dvorak is trying to figure out how she's going to perform a MERGE on these two items. She's never had to MERGE items before. She puts the vub berries on top of the duck soap, and readies her hammer.

(Sorry, dozed off waiting for a reply. Gonna call it a night here, and take it back up again tomorrow.)

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>193021
I'll roll before that other guy sticks us with a one again.

>>193021
Just smash it with your hammer. If you're unlucky, you're sure that you'd have just mashed the berries into the soap, making a mixture manually anyways.

By the way OP; could you please do a character avatar for this dwarven lady? After reading this quest, I really want to play a dwarf like this one (and I absolutely love how you made her look).

Apply hammer to make contact between the two and instead of doing a +1 upgrade, think about doing a +1 merge.

>>193021
Do a +1 upgrade to the binding between the two objects, upgrading it from a +0 link between vub berries and duck soap to a +1 link!

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Op here, ended up being out late. Sorry, I'll pick it up tomorrow.

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>>197630
>>194644
>>193327
>>193288

Dvorak slams her Greathammer down upon the stack of vub berry & duck soap and hopes for the best.

When she picks up her hammer, beneath is a +1 Vub Berry-flavored Duck soap! The same berry flavor with only 3/4s the crippling addictiveness!

Dvorak still has a turn, what should she do with it?

(I'll be off and on all day today.)

>>193333

What do you mean by a character avatar? Like a 200x200 px image?

>>199770
It's time to show PSJ who's boss

>>199770
Throw the duckberry soap past PSJ into the tub.

>>199777
Like, have you played any tabletop RPG on Roll20? Do you know how they give you a character token that you can put your character art in? I think 200x200 pixels would work, but I was just thinking a square picture where Dvorak is striking a pose with her upper torso and head in-frame.

The reason I ask is because I kinda wanna play a dwarf in my Pathfinder game that is inspired off of Dvorak (I fucking love her design).

>>200014
Do this, but squirt it at him first to let him smell that addictive substance.

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>>200176
>>200014
>>199843

Dvorak squirts the Vub Berry through the air, and PSJ catches the scent like a shark smelling blood. As he looks at the source of the scent, Dvorak makes sure he gets a good second or so look, and tosses it over his head at the water basin.

PSJ sails through the air behind it like a man possessed! They both land in the water basin with a huge splash!

What should Dvorak do?!?

>>200172
I haven't played on Roll20 yet, but I think I got the general idea. I'll try and put one out tonight.

>>201921
Depends, does he know how to bathe? Maybe go over and assist him.

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>>202059

Dvorak goes over to wash PSJ, since she doesn't trust him to do it himself. She doesn't want to touch the soap though, even with gloves, so she grabs a nearby stick and starts scrubbing him with it.

PSJ lies motionless in the tub, probably tripping balls. He doesn't really smell anymore. The Abandoned Mine should be safe to work in now!

Adlap is off to the side behind Dvorak, looking at PSJ with a mixture of pity and slight disgust. What do?

>>202279
Scout the mine!

>>202332

I just realized this thread is autosaging, I'm gonna pop out for an hour or two for dinner, and then make a new thread for Dvorak and Adlap exploring the mine.

I'll post the link here.

>>202422
Let's make fun of adlap for being so flat
plot twist her boobs are even bigger than ours but she hides it out of embarrassment. Enchantment on her poofy shirt I guess

Maybe we could merge the soap bath with PSJ

>>202422

Okay, my 2 hour dinner trip ended up turning into a 4 hour dinner trip and now I'm sleepy.

New thread tomorrow.

>>203485
Aye

>>202609
maybe, now bear with me- we could do something that DOESN'T have something to do with boobs for once

>>204173
Something that doesn't have something to do with boobs...
I wasn't aware it was possible to string those words together

>>204173
I agree completely. We forgot to enchant our butt!

>>204291
We didn't forget. We were going to enchant it after we got done with the bath, meaning when we got our charge in the morning.

>>204291
Hopefully my +2 roll still counts, rather not risk a Lego butt

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>>204291

Hey, so my tablet is acting up. I've been messing around with it for a bit trying to get it to work, but no dice.

No new thread tonight, probably tomorrow. If I can't get it working, I'll probably run by Best Buy or something and pick up a new one.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

+5 butt roll.

I don't care if Legos. Those are sexy too.

>>206820
Ayyy! I got us our +5 boobs, now I get us our +5 butt.

OP, when are we finally gonna upgrade our butt? We've been waiting FOREVER m8.

>>206820
Whoah, he does it again

New thread!

>>209438