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Pointy Things 2

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Previous thread: >>148965

You forcefully crawl and dig your way ever deeper inside the tick's head ripping and tearing away at its flesh covering your entire body in its blood and guts. You then notice something glowing dimly red above you. Thinking that it must be something important to the tick you reach out to it and squeezed tightly it in your hand.

Meanwhile outside of the tick the peeper once again lands on the tick's head cracking it up some more.

The gigantic tick collapses causing the Earth beneath your party's foots to shake. Whatever it is that you did in there it turned the titanic monstrosity into a bloody vegetable.

With the tick neutralized you search inside the tick for a way out. The way you came is too narrow crawl out now is clogged with the flesh and guts that you've been teared away. It's dark inside and you can't see a thing. Suddenly light shines from a crack right above you. You punched and kicked at it until the crack is large enough for you to crawl through. You climbed out of the tick's head with Isaac and Puppy waiting for you outside.
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>Didn't pay much attention to this thread, thought it looked cute as I browsed for whatever
I AM A FOOL, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
TONIGHT, YOU DEVOUR TICK.
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>166321
>Also just back-skimmed
Rolling for begin carving up chitin for armor.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>166335
Yeah that armor set looked cool. I like the mask for the dog the most.
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>>166271
Don't forget to deactivate the Peeper.
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>>166271
>find the thread just as we meet the dog
>realise the update is taking forever and forgets about it
>returns to RIP AND TEAR!
Holy shit! Well done PTOP.
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It's getting dark outside so you all carved out a cave into the tick's belly and made camp there for the night. You then made a campfire and cooked some roasted giant tick meat. The tick destroyed all the trees in its path so there was no need to chop them down. You then made a clothes hanger out of larger branches and hanged some tick hide on it for later use. There was no fabric you can use as a towel for your bloodied bodies so you used some torn tick skin to clean yourself instead. They were not very effect towels.
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>>166566
Ain't no rest for the wicked, and that was pretty wicked.

Stay up and tell spooky stories with the puppy and Isaac.
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>>166566
Did Isaac put his eye back in?
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>>166641
Yeah.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>166566
Level up from killing the tick.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>166723
this
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dice+1d100

>>166723

this too
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>167050
>>166723
I fucked up, but level up from killing that purple bug
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>>166575
You took a large sheet of tick skin and wore it as a coat, strapped a piece of its carapace on your head as a hat with a strand of flesh and held three pointy sticks on your hand and dipped it in tick blood pretending they were claws. You then begin to theatrically tell a scary story to your companions. Your horror story failed to scare them but at least they liked your performance. Isaac seems to be quite proficient at this than you. Almost like he's drawing it from personal experience. The dog barked at the two of you excitedly as if it too is trying to tell a story. Even though you couldn't understand what its saying it still looked adorable to watch Puppy try.

You and your party spent the rest of the night telling horror stories to each other.
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>>166723
>>166953
>>167050
>>167052
You have leveled up and gained 4 levels and 2 skill points.

Isaac has leveled up and gained 1 level.

You now may suggest 2 things you wish for you to learn or improve.
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>>169177
I suggest Isaac should learn Brimstone and that we learn intimidate or something cool,
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>>169154
keep this for armor and weapons
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>>169177
Well, I guess we should learn Rocket Lance and put a skill point into Speed
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>>169177

Armor Craft
Weapon Craft
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I suggest we put those points into muscle wizardry, since our hero seems to be pretty good at tearing things apart with his bare hands.

Is casting FIST beyond the protag at this point?
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>>169638
This
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What skills does everyone have? And what are their stats?
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>>169177
>All these blah abilities
We need something kickass and you know it.
Let's become a Pastamancer.
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>>170256
Seal Clubber Master Race

Gas the Chef-Magi Now
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>>170332
>Brute strength over mental fortitude
SCRUB. I stuff your face with my refined noodles!
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>>170478
More like stuff your own butthole with your edible tentacle sex slaves.
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>>170614
>Implying you don't want to make a sexypastababe and tie the knot
Whatever. I say we learn a spell that allows us to summon a cat at least.
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You have:
[Initial Skill] Regeneration (Lv. 1) - Gradually regain health back when not being damaged.
[New!] Muscle Magic (Lv. 1) - Mystical manipulation of muscles.
[New!] Cast Fist (Lv. 1) - Imbue your arm muscles with magic to deliver a devastating punch. Will cripple your arm in the process.

Puppy has:
[Initial Skill] Restoration (Lv. 1): Magic of restoring living things to its undamaged state.
Healing Lick (Lv. 1): Imbue your own tongue with healing magic and applying it to a target by licking the damaged area.
Dog Form (Lv. 1): Transform your own body into the body of a dog.
Heightened Smell (Lv. 1): Can detect smells that an average person can't smell.
Speed (Lv. 1): Increased movement speed.
Danger Sense (Lv. 1): Detect incoming danger.
Super Jump (Lv. 1): Jump higher than normal.

Isaac has:
[Initial Skill] Projectile Tears (Lv. 1): Fire high velocity tears out of your tear ducts.
Extra Lives (Lv. 2): HP resets to maximum after it is depleted by a limited number of times.
The Peeper (Lv. 1): Launch one of your eyeballs to randomly bounce around the area and cause damage.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>171642
Fashion a wizard hat out of the remains of the tick.
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>>171642
Lets use that dog form to search for an exit
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>>171785
Neat.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>171845
Head for exit after collecting rations
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>171845
Sacrifice the tick to your gods.
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>>171861
And so you all pack up your things and traverse through the spiky forest once more.

Roll a 1d100 and suggest an encounter.
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>>171642
>Isaac didn't acquire The Tick
You guys had one job
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>>171950
Oops, forgot to add the drawing.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>171955
Ominous monolith
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>171955
You come across the pointy village, a village made out of the pointy trees with pointy people living in pointy houses
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>171955
The world's most easily impressed skeleton
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>171955
The tick's grieving widow and children.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>171955
Typheus and Echidna mating on top of Zeus's corpse
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>171955
A tower so big it could easily include several cities and dungeons.
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>>171950
An abrupt and unsatisfying ending
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>172039
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>>172040
>>172039
kek
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>171955
A sudden, surprising beginning.
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>>171955
We find a gold room
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>172278
Shit messed up the roll
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>>172040
>you critically fail at reaching an ending
>this quest will never end now
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>171955
>>171950
You look up and notice that the sun is actually the baby sun from the Teletubbies. It is staring at you intensely.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>171955
find misty village with friendly people
>too friendly
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>>171955
A wizard's tower
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>172642
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>>172040
>The story that never stops
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>171968
I second this
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>171955
>>171950
Slime mage
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>171955

One of those barbed, Kirk Armor wearing rollie dudes from Dark Souls, being attacked by BEEEEES!
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>171955
The GIGN
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>>174287
For the curious, this is what anon is suggesting.
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>>176608
Why the fuck would anyone wearing that be afraid of bees?
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>>176612
The bees got confused and mistook it for a shiny new hive. Either that or he's doing it on purpose.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>171968
I would like to see this also
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>>176608
Just link the damn video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf3Wj_d-aOE
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Op, i really love the artstyle, its very charming
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>>176767
>charming
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>>176741
Oh wow, that's gonna be an unfair fight against the protag team.
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>>176787
He manages to bring gore and cuteness together, which is pretty impressive. The dog is cute as fck
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>>176767
I have to agree, it's really cute and I didn't expect it to be.
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During your journey you and your party spotted a row of light in the sky from the distance and decided to follow it. Deep within the forest you've stumbled upon an odd looking village. All of the villagers are wearing masks and ponchos of differing color and design. Their houses are made out of logs from the surrounding spiky trees. At the center is a tall stone tower.
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>>177003
Use the peeper to scout the place. We need to find out if they're friend or foe.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>177003
Find the locarn tavern, and share a jug of spike-root beer with your companions.
Also ask the barkeep about the place.
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>>177003
Try and communicate with the townsfolk. This is the first form of civilization we've seen and we should try to be on good terms.
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>>177021
This
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>>177003
try to find a kind person to stay the night with
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>>177003
Seconding >>177021
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>>177021
This is also good to me, Spike root-beer sounds like it would be tasty, but have a sharp aftertaste. My kind of drink.
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>>177003
>you and your party
Your English teacher is turning in her grave.
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>>177021
This.

But who has money?
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>>177172
We could find sick or wounded people, and let Puppy lick them
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>>177172
I forgot to add that after the healing we ask for the beer
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>>177186
>Healing the sick through puppy licks
Wouldn't that get the puppy sick though?
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>>177164
Why? I don't see anything wrong with that part of the sentence.
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>>177197
I dont think so, i mean if the lick heals trough the tongue, then the tounge should be healed all the time, so lil' Pupper could be safe from diseases.
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>>177256
Saliva is the more likely reason, at which point it would be the same as you said, yeah.
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>>177186
I think these people are just bones with cloth wrapped around them. Like some build a bear nightmare.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>177021
Ask if everything is dead Is this place
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>>177003
Is this going to turn Resident Evil 4?
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>>184650
Buy the industrial soap. If he gets ass cancer, then it's his fault for using it. It has the warning on the label after all.
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>>185235
Whoops. Wrong thread.
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>>177003
Op?
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Not again...
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>>188607
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In time, he shall return.
Until then, we sleep.
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Bumping in hopes that OP comes back.

We miss you OP.
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