Lifechan [Quest] [4CHAN EDITION]

>>137289
[START]

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All suggestion posts ending with an odd number are chosen.

All previous game files may have been wiped, so you'll have to start fresh. First, select the gender of your character.

>Male
>Female

>>137313
Male

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Select age.

>>137329
>Child

>>137329
7-12
12 specifically

>>137329
Look for more options.

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>Male, 12 yr old child
While I set things up, what is the most distinguishable trait you have?

.. I just realized the second post was an even number. Ooops.
We can go with 12 if you want, or another odd number can select the age within the range.

>>137341
Plagiocephaly from being a lazy bastard

>>137341
Being omnipotent.

>>137341
Well we both picked the same age range, so it's still technically fair lol

>>137363
:^)
this

>>137348
7

>>137341
Intense Narcissism from Dabfags

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>>137363
>>137369
You may be a 12 year old omnipotent child, but you cannot live alone. Who are you staying with?
A parent? Grandparent? Older sibling? Aunt or uncle? Or do you want to try for the mystery guardian?

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>>137341
Sasha Blouse status airheaded

>>137384
Nah, I'm just fuckin around 12 is fine.

>>137388
Older Sister. Parents are dead.

A an angel that has parent Guardianship over us. She's also hot as duck. Weeb style.

>>137388
Dad, but dad is always working so we are practically raised by our babysitter.

>>137388
A Bulgarian man raised us after he kidnapped us from our real parents.
He has been very nice.

>>137388
Older sister

>>137405
>>137407
You stay with your father who happens to be an angel, but he's always working so you have been practically raised by your...

>>137420
... Older sister who is also your babysitter. Said sister also happens to be an angel.

Confirm?

>>137441
Ok

>>137441
Fucking lol. Sounds good.

>>137441
nay on the sister, it wouldnt make sense that she is an angel and we are not.

unless she is only a step-sister, then it would be ok.

this also paves the way for wincest without ick

>>137441
Yeah, alright.

>>137460
I second this. Stepmother is dead or something

>>137473
Unsecond.

>>137490
Fuck.

Ununsecond.

>>137504
Unununsecond.

>>137504
Unununseconded just for the lulz

>>137514
Fuck this.

[Hits CONTINUE]

>>137557
Second.

>>137564
Boom. Teamwork

Where the fuck did op go

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Thank you for being patient with me. I kinda rushed it but I didn't want to take up any more time with furniture.

You are an omnipotent 12 year old child of an Angel businessman, younger brother to your human/angel halfbreed sister who is left to watch over you most of the time.
This is the first day of your new school.
Your father is up this early, cooking breakfast for the first time in months.

What's the first thing on your agenda, kid?

>>138086
CONQUER ALL EXISTENCE.

>>138086
Erase yourself out of existence

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>>138086
Turn on the computer, and play on it "12 YEARS A SLAV"

>>138086
Add Doge painting to our inventory and go to sleep.

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>>138127
>>138137
You took your dog poster and put it in your inventory, but you can't bring yourself back to bed just yet.
You hop onto your computer and booted up 12 YEARS A SLAV.
How did you end up with such a film?

>>138283
Make it rain in the next room over.
Search drawers for gear and loot.

Erase yourself out of existence

>>138283
Make ourselves exist twofold.

>>138283
You got it out of the trash of your neighbor. Go downstairs for some breakfast.

Get your computer possessed by the old SAVE FILE: 1

>>138283
Become a slav

>>138283
Boring time to see what is being cooked.

>>138283
Take on the mannerisms of a slav delinquent for the rest of the day.
Go downstairs and catch some breakfast.
I've awaited this quest for so long!

>>138127
lol

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>>138305
You would, but your dad said you should wait until after high school to do that.
That, and you're not in complete control of your own power yet, as you are still a developing boy.

>>138436
>>138805
This is a better idea! You're missing out on some hot breakfast action by just sitting up here.
You also decide to take on slav delinquent mannerisms for today.

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>>138415

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Gonna have to draw the next panel out while I sprite. If I don't respond it probably means I'm taking a break for the night.

You made it downstairs to join your family for breakfast. Looks like dad is still here.
Still making pancakes.

Your sister seems preoccupied at the moment to even touch said pancakes.

>>139299
try to take whatever is in big Sis's hands

>>139299
Eat one pancake.
Use up half the syrup.
Sneak a second pancake to your possessed computer.

>>139299
Squat on table, light cigarette, eat pancakes. You did mention slav mannerisms

Start a New Game file

>>139882
Rr

>>139299
>>139299
Use our omnipotence to find out what my sister is thinking, like everything..

>>139999
>>>/fit/

>>139299
Ask for liver paste on your pancakes. You are a glorious slav, after all. Squat in your chair if you can.

>>139299
Ask sister if she's down to fuck.

>>140040
Additionally, make it stop raining, you feel like it should be sunnier.

>>140040
>>139585

fucking slav poster, every damn time

Post 69

>>139299
Release your true self and let out a gutteral scream, like the Bandits of Chernobyl, your comrades do whilst squatting the squat of your parents parents and so on.
"ANNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CHEEEEEEEEEEEKIIIIIIII BREEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIII IV DAMKE

bimp

>>139349
Start complaining that the pancake is soggy after eating about half of it.

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>>139349
>>139585
You squat on the table with your own pancake, soaked with half of the syrup. It is very soggy.
You use your fork to simulate a cigarette.

>>146627
>>146627
Ask sister if you can play with her suit

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>>139999
Your sister's thinking about many things. Like if her hair looks good, or if the boy she likes at school will notice her today, or if she's going to get human flesh stuck in her braces again this week.
Just dumb high school girl thoughts.

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>>146635
"... No."
"And get out of my head and off the table. I thought I taught you better."

>>146672
Tell you just wanted to feel like her because you admire her

Thought this thread was dead.

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>>146672
Start squatting on this cyka blyat for not letting you get tracksuit. Also, this blin is bolshevik tier.

>>146715
Nah, I just get busy during weekdays.

>>146672
Start a new game file

>>146672
cheeki breeki cyka

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>>146735
GAME PAUSED

The other game spaces are locked. In order to play a new game, you will need to delete or finish up this game. You are permitted to delete this first game as you didn't progress far enough. You are only allowed one game deletion and must play the new game until finished.

Decide on this wisely.

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Rolled 2319 (1d10000)

>>146760
Say Cyka Blyat to those locked save files. and SQUATPLEX THE FUCK OUT OF THE CHAINS THAT KEEP OUR COMRADE SAVINOV FILINEVAN I CHAIN BY CAPITALIST PIG. ANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>146760
New Game

>>146760
Keep playing. We got pan cakes to eat.

>>146818
*Blin

Delete

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>>146837
CONFIRM DELETION? You will not recover lost data after.

>>146858
no
continue playing

>>146858
Confirm

>>146858
Confirm Deletion

>>146858
Omnipotence sounds lame.
Confirm!
I wanna be the neckbeard's and catgirl baker's love child next game.
We can be a demonic lionboy.

>>146858
Confirm
We can become Peg Pin, owner of the most racially charged bowling alley in America, China

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Will be back in a bit, grabbing dinner.

>>146867
FILE DELETED
You cannot use the same distinguishing trait you used for the last game. Disabling any immediate godhood traits.
Hot damn, someone actually remembers my last game! But gotta be fair and go through the creation process again.

Select gender
>Male
>Female

>>146897
>Female

>>146897
>Male

>>146897
>Peg Pin
>Adult male
>Owner of a racially charged bowling alley in Uzbekistan

>>146897
>>Male

>>146897
Female

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Back! Also, you guys okay with me just drawing most panels and leaving the spriting to overworld/battle?

>>146903
>FEMALE SELECTED

Select your age range

>>147009
28

>>147009
16

>>147009
17
Sure.

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>>147013
>FEMALE, 28 [ADULT]
Alright, before we start (and I start generating art (takes a while!!)), what is your most distinguishing trait? You cannot use OMNIPOTENCE in this next game.
Try not using anything overpowered or over top.
Remember, you start off as an ANON, in case you hadn't played the last game.

>>147031
being a Liongirl

>>147031
-Proportionally-sized Scorpion Claws and Tail
-Interest in Slavic Culture
-Owner of a racially charged bowling alley in Uzbekistan

>>147033
You can only select ONE trait.

>>147035
The first then.

>>147031
We are a tomboy.

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You are a 28 year old adult female with a proportionally-sized scorpion claws and tail.
Confirm? This is the only time you get to make a new file. After confirming, you have to go through this game.

>>147049
Confirm.

>>147049
No!
I want our trait to be a manticoregirl, one with a scorpion tail.
That way we can appease both our preferences with one trait.

>>147057
We can have a liongirl for a sister or something

>>147049
No, we are a slavic tomboy girl with proportionally sized scorpion claws and tail

>>147057
>>147061
Are you completely sure. I have to sprite up a manticore player and that's gonna take a goooood while.
>>147063
Well which is it! You guys go huddle around and decide, I'll come back in a bit.

>>147057
We could have a NEET Liongirl friend with a penchant for cooking.
>>147072
Wait, can we also have non-main traits?

how about whoever rolls the highest gets to decide.

>>147075
Any other trait is developed within the game. This distinguishing trait is just a small or major physical trait.
Sorry guys, I should of explained it better.

>>147072
>>147075
Meh, forget it. I can aim for Neckbeard's spawn in the next file.

>>147081
I think I can work with manticore since it can get us places, but I wanted to make sure if anybody else was on board.
I'll go ahead and start generating assets.

>>147086
Id prefer just scorpion claws and tail proportionally sized with us having a liongirl friend.

>>147086
Just go with scorp girl.
>>147089
But I don't want a random liongirl for the sake of having a liongirl.

>>147086
>>147089
>>147096
Guess that confirms the original trait: >>147049

>>146897
They're not the only one. I was looking forward to the shenanigans from Beardy possessing the computer. Eh, deleted file characters could make appearances as NPCs.

Teli! I summon thee! Bring us an update!

>>155983
He's dead Jim.

>>156390
Damn shame.

why a maticore?
claws < hands

>>159300
We're a scorpiongirl instead.

>>159428
ain't that p much the same?