Dot Quest

>>137160
Lets try this again. Stop being a little guy for starters.

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>>137230
Darn, there goes the last mushroom. And your Alice inventory is completely empty. There will be no magical growth today.

Your mood takes another nose dive.

>>137284
Chase it.

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>>137323
You may or may not have made a terrible tactical error.

>>137342
Considering how much we've stretched, stretch even further both upwards and downards while we descend and to try and snatch it.

>>137342
Double jump back wards.

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Rolled 6 (1d7)

>>137380
You reach out with your non-prehensile feet, nearly snagging a foothold. In an equally snap decision, you accidentally stretch far enough to catch the mushroom before it falls out of panel. Thank god.

Your Alice inventory is now (roll) points accessible.

>>137468
Attempt to throw the mushroom into our inventory from here.

>>137468
Make love to the mushroom

>>137468
eat mushroom

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>>137448
You can only manage a single double jump from a midair state. Miraculously, your legs manage to reach, but your torso has extended irreparably. You simply don't have the (roll) muscles to contract your abdomen.

Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d7)

>>137546
Rollan for both

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>>137554
You forget to roll, but make do somehow. It's a Christmas miracle. Or it would be, if it were still Christmas. (Which it isn't.)
>>137485
>>137516
>>137534
You feel terribly conflicted, but at least you're not dead or anything worse than that. Probably. And your abdomen managed to contract a little from the recoil of your miraculous double jump. That wasn't supposed to be possible was it? Absurdity begins to take its toll, and you wonder how you'll ever make a decision ever again.

How can you possibly decide?

>>137586
pull ourselves fully back to land with our prehensile feet.

>>137586
Then eat only the mushroom body. make love to the mushroom cap, then wear it as a hat after were satisfied.

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Rolled 256 (1d300)

>>137603
The mushroom is incredible heavy. Somewhere on the order of (roll) tons. You simply can't pull both it and yourself back up.
>>137619
You forget to make a decision and manage to scramble enough Alice logic together to make this work.

After considerable fumbling, you manage to eat the body.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>137657
Call in an airstrike.

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Rolled 6 (1d7)

>>137657
You lob the mushroom top up to you inventory for later hatting. Remarkably, you're not a hatter yet. For the first time in your miserably short life, things are looking up.

Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>137657
Use our legs and feet to anchor us by using them to dig and burrow us into the ground. rolling to contract more now we have mushstrength.

>>137689
Do a situp.

>>137703
a backwards sit up? are we that fit you think to flex all our guns at once rather than conserve ammo?

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>>137468
>>137681
By an impossible one in 49 odds, you manage to hit a deadlock with your Alice inventory. Time hits a standstill and...
>>137680
Well, I guess it's time to call in an airstike. These tend to cheer up your bleak life.

As the bombs explode, the shockwave lodges very helpful shrapnel into your face and arms, propelling you back to the safety of a precarious cliff face.

>>137723
Dangle off the cliff edge, and grip the wall with our new shrapnel graspers. Pretend we're not deaf.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>137723
Consume the mushroom in our inventory to become a part of an airstrike on ISIS

Eat some grass to become heavier.

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>>137732
Another brilliant tactical decision reaches critical success. You think you're luck is finally about to change.
>>137747
The mushroom is deadlocked safely in our Alice inventory, where not even time can dislodge it. In fact...

>>137846
flop the rest of our body down since we're secure, despite being too deep. attempt a PERSPECTIVE SHIFT downwards in an attempt for progression

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>>137846
Why don't we just remove that inventory slot altogether? It's dead weight now anyway.
>>137792
You're going to pretend that you didn't pretend not to hear that.

You're stuck.
>>137859

>>137846
Then we call in the USmc combat engineers to build us a bridge to the mushroom so we can use it

>>137873
Just get on the damn railroad, mourning our effectively halved inventory.

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>>137873
Deep beneath you on the cavern floors lies a large, smoldering, welcoming crater. Puffs of smoke gently waft up to greet you as the pain of your once stretched and now broken back bites into the nerve center of your body. At least you know where your feet are. Thank god you learned how to tie your laces properly. You figure you can rest on your laurels here.

>>137926
Remove shoes from hands.

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>>137876
No, yeah, there goes the mushroom cap. What a waste of a perfectly good inventory space. Maybe if we'd just finished eating it we'd have grown beyond these petty mortal concerns.

You sure wish magic were real right about now.

>>137944
Using the power of magic, you use magic to make the magic real.

>>137944
Fuck.

Perspective shift back to to 2D so we can climb back up.

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Rolled 1, 6, 1, 1, 6 = 15 (5d6)

>>137935
Fancy that, prehensile feet. What the hell were you wearing shoes for? This would have been great to know five minutes ago.

>>137954
>>137958
You attempt a rare and genuine DOUBLE PERSPECTIVE SHIFT using your newfound magic (roll) capacities.

>>137944
look on the brightside and understand our talents exceed our mindset for being able to use our prehensile feet with shoes on. Gain morale boost, and bonus to next roll.

>>137976
pick up the fizzy cloud of orange soda gas and hair that has a pimple in it with our barehands.

>>137976
You were wearing shoes to protect your delicate foot-fingers from being damaged by walking on sharp objects or other potentially hazard objects on the ground.

Now, even if we manage to make it out this alive, our extremities will surely be shredded on the long and arduous walk home, perhaps even prompting more life-threatening situations where our extremely limited mobility will prove to be even more of a handicap than previously thought.

The decision to remove the shoes was a foolish one.

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>>137979
You enter a deep meditative trance to recover your natural talents. You recall that five prime forces of all magic.

>heat vision
>meat vision
>NEET vision
>seat vision
>Grue repellent

You subsequently use your heat vision to manifest a delicious hotdog, but the double perspective shift fails because you have no natural talent in any of the other three types of vision-based magic.
>>137989
Your attempt to use NEET vision to alter the visual narrative fails spectacularly.
>>138011
That makes sense, but you can't hear a word of it.

Whose dumb idea was this airstrike anyway?

>>138011
its okay theyre in our alice box (whatever that is). plus we have shrapnel grippers, we can cling to nearly anything to get around!

>>138028
Use meat vision to summon enough hot dogs to fill the pit below us

>>138028
use that third pearly white free hand to dig until the yellow mudroot wall.

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Rolled 2 (1d7)

>>138035
>alice box
Your Alice inventory becomes deeply offended and deeply (roll) contemplates leaving you.
>>138043
Genius. You're finally thinking like a natural. You knew magic would save you one day.

You manage to manifest one grade A T-bone steak and a mass of very descript miscellaneous meat. The fire from the airstrike conveniently cooks the meat, feeding the village below.

If only your weren't stuck to this cliff face by all the helpful shrapnel.
>>138050
>until the yellow mudroot wall
You dig and dig until something happen. We might never know what that is, but at least we can say we tried.

You also conveniently airbrush over the fire, as if the erase tool had ever been used. Nobody is ever the wiser.

>>138100
Excellent.
Now, let's use seat vision to give us a rocket ejection seat from a fighter jet so we can dislodge ourselves from this cliff

Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>138100
>Your Alice inventory contemplates leaving you.
You're not sure if that's good luck or bad luck, so you roll to start time again. If you roll high, Alice wins and your mushroom cap is lost to the flames below. If you roll low, Alice loses and you might be able to access your inventory again. If you roll a 2, time stops again and the narrative breaks somehow.
>>138146
You roll a 1d1, rolling 1, and creating and undecidable narrative. The quantum information begins to erode the effectiveness of your meat vision. Luckily you're a natural with the stuff and you'll be back up to six in no time flat.

Provided time itself doesn't flatline.

Eat meat, subsequently becoming Charles Atlas Huge. You are what you eat.

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>>138195
You are now Charles Atlas Huge. This is a sizable accomplishment. You can almost feel your abdomen contracting under the strain of your raw brawn. (The flames couldn't cook the meat up this high, sorry.)

>>138191
As luck would have it, whatever was just about to happen will take an incredibly long time to happen. You ascend to superintelligence in the meantime.

Your meat vision maintains a solid 5.

>>138100

Call in more airstrikes on the cliff itself. The cliff will be reduced until you eventually are level with the flaming chasm below.

>>138257
Image what you'll look like in seven weeks after you starve yourself to emphasize your burly man brawn. You'll then oil your taught skin and take pictures for the local muscle-building magazines. You're so fucking big, yeah, BIG. Nothing could hurt you. What were you even worried about to begin with?

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>>138260
You accidentally crush your satellite phone under the pressure of your newfound strength. You have learned a hard lesson about tampering with your body too quickly. Luckily, time has slowed and we won't have to deal with any more of those.

>>138299
Eat the phone, becoming a phone. You are what you eat.

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>>138287
You use your superintelligence to imagine a very specific scenario. So very, very specific.

>>138340
Imagine becoming Guy Fawkes in that specific scenario.

>>138311
Wait, don't do it, if you eat a BROKEN phone, you'll become a BROKEN.... phone.

>>138351
even worse, we'll be an eaten and eventually digested broken phone

>>138387
Damn! The logic seemed so solid!

>>138311
>>138351
Hold the phone.
>>138345
You focus less and less on visuals. The urge to narrate begins to sprinkle itself upon your tongue. Yes, this will be a day to remember. Vocabularies open up before you, revealing landscapes of detail so intricate that no scrawling detail could ever do it justice. This, is the practice of intellects. This, is a destiny worth contemplating. For the first time in a long, miserably slowing time, you feel truly alive. It seems that you've finally found your true purposes.

You begin to think back on the philosophers of old. Marx, Descartes, Plesiosaurto, rock iteration #581 and so on. You quickly reformalize everything they ever thought and instantly see the mistakes in the reasoning they held so sacred. All the problems in the world become so clear. You know what you need to do, but more than that. You know what ideas to sew among your peers. Yes, this will be an era to remember. At last, you truly see.

>>138434
Become permanently blind, but still have OP permanantly draw his setting in animated gifs from now on.

>>138434
Use your big as fuck muscles and shrapnel grippers to climb up out of the hole.

>>138444
>>138434
Use your third blind eye to imagine what OTHER types of holes you could pull yourself out of, if only you can pull yourself out of THIS literal hole.

>>138444
>>138448
You are now physically indistinguishable from Pinhead.
>>138455
You are now mentally indistinguishable from Pinhead.

>>138477
Shift perspective LEFT and travel.

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>>138477
Wait, forget the meat.

>>138490
>forget
Forgot how to spell.

>>138490
Celebrate our reunion with mushroom cap, and our new Alice box friend who is totally not offended with being a box, and instead is flattered by the term.

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>>138487
You shift your perspective to the left and begin to pilot your personal pocket dimension through the multiverse.

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Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d7)

>>138518
You take a closer look at the Alice inventory which seems to exhibit strange dimensional properties. It disturbs you (roll) significantly and you're (roll) that you don't want to upset it.

>>138550
Become afraid with how the world is run now that Alice is OP. The Master. The Faggot.

Eat that mushroom cap and finally become big, just like you always dreamed.

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>>138560
You begin to suspect that that mushroom cap may be poisonous. The Alice inventory systems seems pretty dangerous, now that you think about it. You decide that maybe you should just get rid of
>>138577
You dismiss your paranoia and finish off the mushroom. The shape of your Alice inventory now seems entirely threatening. You feel queasy.

>>138593
Use your super intellect to determine where the fuck the second and third square came from and where they are going from here.

WAIT, what has happened to your physical size since eating the mushroom hat?

>>138593
Throw ourselves into the Alice boxen.

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>>138623
You step into the first box, which seems safest.
>>138620
You're getting larger, but it'll take awhile to reach full size because of the terribly slow trickle of time.
>>138612
The second square was always there. Even before time stopped. Questioning the second square is a fruitless endeavor. You know this. The second box is timeless, eternal.

The third box was a result of your super intellect. It serves your will and oh hey what the fuck where is it going? You begin to contemplate all possible outcomes.

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>>138670
Remember back to when the second square wasn't there and feel and a void in your life that can only be quenched by more second squares.

>>138670
Assume direct control.

Do a situp.

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>>138711
You are now one (1) Alice box.

What do you d>>138718

Eat some grass to become heavier.

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>>138727
You... What? If only you had more skill with seat vision. Surely a natural seat visor would know how to get a square to do a sit up.

>>138727
Dream beyond yourself. Dream a reality. Start small and imagine a manwith aspirations as big as yours on a ledge, being taunted by a manifestation of desire, i.e. a mushroom like in familiar media.

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>>138737
You inventorize a patch of grass. You are now the heaviest Alice box in the known galaxy.

>>138759
box known galaxy.

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>>138765
How? You are but a humble inventory Alice box. It doesn't make sense to hold more than one item.

>>138786
>implying grass isnt a part of the known galaxy so you cant invento- i mean, box it alongside as a single entity

Unbecome Box.

Being Double Charles Atlas Huge is better.

>>138801
BACK TO SQUARE ONE I SAY

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>>138801
>>138809
You determine that all possible outcomes fail to include the inventorization of the known galaxy. It sends you spiraling into a deep depression that >>138744
The once helpful shrapnel begins to wear on your psyche. You begin to dream beyond yourself, as a man on the edge of a cliff...

You awaken with a start, remembering that you'll never have to go back to that life ever again. You cozy up inside your Alice box and fall asleep, to dream forevermore.

>>138854
Dreams:
Be a little guy who feels horrible. Just terrible.

Ask what's wrong with the little guy.

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My favorite moment.

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>>138702
How long have you been asleep?

>>138901
Zoom out.

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>>138889
You attempt to start a thread. Everything seems to be going well until you suddenly die. The world fades to nothingness and you're reborn as an adventurer in what has to be the buggiest, shittiest game you've ever played. You throw the console at the wall in frustration.

>>138935
Explore room.

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>>138909

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>>138977
An unknowable fog inhabits your dreams, making it all but impossible to explore.

>>139101
Use NEET vision to call upon the power of 4chan to decide what happens next.

>>139101
Ask Jerry to turn off the fog machine.
Why do we even have him here?

>>139081
Zoom all the way out of the Mushralice Time-Space Supercomfungus Box.

>>139101
Explore Dreams and Dream-Spore Cloud simultaneously.

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>>139997
The shroomverse expands before you, with opportunities for growth in all directions. It's truly a marvel to behold. The cosmic mycelial background radiation is distributed in a seemingly random way, as if designed by an idiot god or something.

You also conveniently forget to click "Save As...", accidentally destroying half the detail in the known galaxy. Billions were lost, opening up new opportunities for growth in all directions. The fungal market soars to new heights. Several sentient species of fungi begin to praise their rotten god(s).

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>>139666
Jerry is dead. His convenient corpse conveniently provides convenient nourishment for conveniently several convenient species of highly conveniently placed convenient sentient fungi.

It is all very convenient. Beliefs reach new heights.

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Rolled 1, 5, 4 = 10 (3d6)

>>139998
Fungi begin to spread across your dreams. Nearly instinctively, your superintelligence decides that it is a superior form of life. Consciousness blurs into a mass of ideas and the need for sleep evolves out of the equation entirely. You can barely resist the urge to ascend to mycelial hyperintelligence (roll), but somehow you manage.

Rolled 2, 3, 3, 3, 2 = 13 (5d6)

>>139646
After significant augmentation to your intelligence, you find no qualm with rerolling to test your magic skills. Hopefully your vision-based magic will push your mycelium to ever greater evolutionary stages.

(You also thank your Alice inventory for being such a great host.)

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>>141405
Your previously impressive skills for MEAT VISION and GRUE REPELLENT take a severe hit, leaving them at JUST MEDIOCRE and BARELY WORKABLE, respectively. On the plus side, your NEET vision and seat vision soar to MEDIOCRE, leaving you with a well-round WORKABLE skill for heat vision.

Yes, yes. These skills will come in handy for your new mycelial matrix.

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>>141351
>>141378
>>141393
>>141437
By a stoke of dumb luck, you manage to snag not just dubs, or pairwise dubs, or a pair of dubs and pairwise dubs, but a pair of dubwise dubs that are double the dubs you dub the luckiest dubs that an organism can roll:
>>141477

It almost feels like you can cash in your last panel of superintelligence to bring your NEET vision skill up to an even 4, leaving you with an average 4/5 split between your two hyperintelligent lobes.

Things are starting to look very NEET.

>>141511
Achieve apotheosis

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>>141938
>apotheosis
This notion confuses and infuriates you. What could possibly be more divine than a multiversal fungal mass? You discard the notion and decide to erase the species of any being that questions your benign, decay-based intellect.

>>141511
Cash in your last panel of superintelligence for functional autsim so that you can deal with social constructs by claiming the autsimal high ground and quashing all resistance.

>>141961
Use that hook to scrape the mushrooms before they filly bond and roll to resist. Its about time you realized that theyve started to assume direct control.

Also explore dreams, and have the supercomputer core version of us shrapnel panic

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>>142087
During a routine lapse in judgment, your use your hyperintelligence to emulate a superintelligence to consider the premise of trading superintelligence for anything other than hyperintelligence. You rapidly deduce that superintelligence implies autism (but not vice versa) and discard the notion.
>>142285
While your parasitic hyperintelligence is distracted by its emulation of the superintelligence it thought it had discarded, you manage to scrape of the mushroom cap that's been infecting your Alice box I mean inventory.

Rolled 10, 6 = 16 (2d10)

>>142379
Rolling to resist and to increase the vividity of our dreams aka dream harder before the dream is lost

>>142285
>filly bond
You dick around Googling for JS painting services for a good half hour and decide against making the joke you were thinking of. Your swear a blood oath to replace or improve Tegaki at some point, or just give up before trying.

>>142601
No! DO THE OPPOSITE! OPPOSITE OF FULLY BOND, DONT BETRAY ME OP, I ROLLED GOOD FOR CHRIST SAKE, A FUCKING 10 ON THAT ONE

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>>142394
You dream harder, losing focus on the dream and the resulting fungiverse. An unknowable fog sets in in the back of your mind.

>>142611
(The joke was drawing a blurry version of Apple Bloom on the side of the scraped off fungal cap. Your rolls will always be respected here.)

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>>142379
>>142285
You wake up in a panic, swearing to never eat mushrooms before taking a nap in your Alice box/inventory. There was never any unknowable fog to begin with, you're sure of that. Your intellect ensures this.

You feel strangely less expressive than you did when you were a fungi. You begin to question your author's skill, as well as their taxonomic alignment.

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>>142668
On the plus side, the mushroom has finally kicked in and you've stopped being a little guy. You're now the big guy, and you have no need for painful face shrapnel, helpful though it be.

Along with leveling up and curing your injuries, the mushroom granted you ~magic shrapnel arms~, even though shrapnel-based vision magic doesn't exist.

>>142691
Use shrapnel arms to remove the painful grabber shrapnel from the bombing incident.

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>>142757
That didn't need to happen.

Use Seat Vision to guide yourself to a chair with smoothing arm-bidets built in. This chair may also be a toilet, and you may also take this opportunity to relieve yourself.

>>142691
Distribute all of your skill points from the level up to strength, fuck dexterity.

>>142830
unbreak our spine

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Rolled 5, 4, 1, 3, 5 = 18 (5d7)

>>142928
You distribute your five skill points evenly among the five different types of strength. Let's just hope we don't run into any enemies before we have time to jump.

>>142994
Your spine is already unbroken from the magical healing growth mushroom, see? Sometimes you wish it took more than two non-consecutive hits to end your life.

>>143298
Check your height and bicep diameter. You must be over 13ft. tall and have biceps almost half a big by now.

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>>143314
Damn, so close. You swear they don't make these mushroom like they used to.

Not sure how to wrap this up or if it even needs it.

>>150227
>Little guy is unhappy
>Stuff happened
>Guy is big as fuck, has magic powers and hyperintellegence

And he lived happily ever after.

>>150835
>hyperintellegence
No just superintelligence, fungiverse was a ruse.

Point taken though.