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/qst/ Adventure Thing, part 11 2017-03-14 06:28:44 Post No. 1266446
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Oh shit nigger it's a /qst/ adventure thing. That I'm pretty sure I saw someone did before and I'm ripping them off but I can't remember the name so I can't credit them. Yea.
6+1 persons form an adventuring party in a nondescript generic fantasy land. Each with their own colour code for my convinience: Green, Blue, Yellow, Teal, Orange and Purple.Also Red, Who is a robot, but nobody bothered to investigate yet.
Each chacacter needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit. And the party only needs 4 active members. The rest are part of the Backup Reserve Formation.
Just give yourself a name with the character's team color to identify which person you belong to. Ex: Yellow Faggot"
The party's current quest is to travel to the Obvious Evil Tower to Rescue the Princess.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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>>1266446
Check our supplies first and foremost, in order to see if we need anything before heading off to the Tower of Obvious Evilness.
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present
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>>1266446
So Red Ranger fucked us again, huh? I really shouldn't have expected anything less.
Regardless it's now evident that I can't sleep tonight because if I do something else bad'll happen that I would have been there to stop. Like us losing our brain.
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>>1266456
Damn look at that stash
>>1266461
Such is life in the zone
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>>1266465
Get out of here, stalker.
And here I thought I was the only one who played that shit.
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>>1266465
So last thread we leveled up but we only increased our stats, are we gonna be upgrading abilities too?
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>>1266465
...At least we got some revives. The main question is what the undies are used for, and if they can be sold in order to get some more gold.
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>>1266467
>thinking you're the only one who played S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>on 4chan of all places
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Maybe you guys notice something's wrong with Armok, and decide to investigate?
wink wink nudge nudge.
To be fair though, I'm pretty sure even if we get the brain back OP won't let us put it back in.
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>>1266478
Last time we found out there's actually a time limit on rescuing the princess so I'm kinda eager to make progress on that, especially after we failed the Murderbeard quest
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>>1266479
Fair enough.
The irony. I participate in these (autistic) adventures to bring myself some kind of purpose that I so sorely lack in life. Now I have no meaning even in fantasy.
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>>1266472
Yes. Now who wants to get some new skills?
>>1266473
Well, to keep your crotch clean, what else.
>>1266478
I'll probably let you put it into the butt or something
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>>1266487
Well I suppose that is their purpose, after all.
And let get ourselves some new skills.
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>>1266487
Gimme dem apprentice blacksmith skills
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I'm gonna post real quick before I heading to the work
We need to get ourself a giant tank with milk or cows.For boosting our boner powers.
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>>1266501
That's pretty gay.
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Alright, skills. Choose one for your color
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>>1266510
Is this a joke or does red actually get to choose something?
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>>1266510
What do better hammerin and careful do?
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>>1266510
What's the difference between Parry Mode and Counter, in terms of what they do?
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>>1266510
Revive
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>>1266515
- Better Hammerin: Reduces fail chance when hammerin scrap into metals
- Careful: Gets 2 chances to hammer scrap instead of 1
>>1266519
- Parry mode: Activate to auto-win all defense rolls for 2 rounds. Can't attack while this is on.
- Counter: If you win a defense roll you damage your attacker - Passive
>>1266520
Ya sure m8?
>>1266513
Is anything a joke? Is life a joke?
- Distress Signal: Use every ounce of your brainpower to alert your team mates to your jar
- Contemplate Life: Contemplate Life
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>>1266527
Distress signal then!
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>>1266527
Yeah, I'm sure about getting revive. I can't imagine wings would have much use inside of a building, and revive is the more in-character option anyway.
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>>1266527
What do we get
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>>1266527
I'll roll with Counter then. While Parry seems more useful, Chester's more of the DPS rather than any tanks or the likes.
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>>1266539
>And we made the brain bigger. It accomplished nothing. So why do we bother?
brain is muscle. we can train our muscle to be the most muscular muscle out there
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>>1266532
Sure. I'm fine with this.
You know we'll probably have to wait for them to come get us for a while? Since they're now on a time limit.
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>>1266544
>brain is muscle
It's nervous tissue, m8.
But we don't have anything better to do, so let's start making our brain swoll as fuck.
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>>1266534
k
>>1266532
Ya sure
>>1266536
Shekels. I uh mean, these
- Regen: Every turn has a chacne to restore 1 HP
- Gust: Flap your wings really hard to blow your enemy
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...away
>>1266543
The trick is to eventually learn both
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>>1266545
It's a time limit of 4 or 5 threads.Which is how many it took to beat the bandits in the beginning.
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>>1266549
Gust, sounds pretty useful
btw, was Betty a dragon thing or a werewolf thing?
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>>1266559
half-dragon werewolf
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>>1266559
HalfDragonWerewolfManThing
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>>1266564
What were his parents?
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>>1266564
not to be confused with Marvel's Man-Thing, which is not to be confused with DC's Swamp Thing
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>>1266565
Well one's a dragon and the other was a human who was a werewolf. They accidentally mated during the fullmoon and the werewolf transformed mid-coitus
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>>1266559
Take over for me bud until I wake up in 8 hours. You're the man of the house now.
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Anyway. Skills are chosen. Now the party is recieving some sort of faint psychic message. Will they listen?
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>>1266580
put that shit on speakerphone
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>>1266580
Pick up the metaphor and answer it. It sounds important
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>>1266580
[LOUD PSYCHIC SCREAMING]
WE ARE BRAIN IN THE JAR, HALP
Pinpoint location of jar to teammates.
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>>1266589
>>1266590
The REDs get to give 1 message. What is it?
A. Halp
B. Save meee
C. Join the Nintendo Fun Club Today!
D. Write in
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>>1266580
"HELP ME. I'M STUCK AND THERE'S NOTHING BUT A PERPETUAL SONG OF HORROR PLAYING ALL AROUND ME AND THERE'S NO ALCOHOL AAAAAAAAAHHH-"
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Man what the fuck happened last thread
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Brb something just hit my front door loud as fuck and it's 2:30 in the morning
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>>1266604
I just wanted a new arm.for free
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>>1266598
Jet takes better hammerin
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>>1266604
red ranger let a mad scientist put his brain in a jar
we fought a demon and got bailed out
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>>1266609
oh shit
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>>1266612
welp since its gonna take me an hour to read through it all and we're gonna get 5 steps done here in that time, im out for a bit.
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>>1266609
it's armok's rocket fist
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>>1266612
>red ranger let a mad scientist put his brain in a jar
I never asked for this.
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False alarm. Fucking paperboy threw the damn thing at the door. I didn't even know they delivered this early.
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The party hears Armok's voice calling fo help. It says to find a mad scientist. Also to do it quickly or else it'll have to listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-oLBkSxrho
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>>1266628
Sniff around using enhanced orc sense of smell for mad scientist
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>>1266628
MY EARS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE HORROR
LET ME OUT
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>>1266628
oh btw is our brain floats in alcohol of what?
maybe absorb some to soothe the pain
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>>1266628
What the fuck is this horror.
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>>1266642
all brains float in brain juice
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In the meantime, if the party is happy with our current supplies, go check out the duellist trainer to see if a bit more training could be done.
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>>1266638
Nah. Some kid on a bicycle. I seen him a couple times. I feel bad for him seeing as it's all snowy and windy out there.
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>>1266648
WE GOTTA SAVE THE PRINCESS MATE
AT THE VERY LEAST WE NEED TO SCOPE OUT THE TOWER
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>>1266653
SAVE ME FIRST, SCREW PRINCESSlater
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>>1266654
YOU'VE ALREADY GOT BETTER STATS THAN A THIRD OF THE PARTY
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>>1266654
Patience, my son. We shall have our time soon enough.
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1266662
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1266662
Sniff so fucking hard like snorting coke off a stripper's teedees
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>>1266667
Best not to think about that. Thas why we's simple folk let mistah Ohpee do tha thinkin' fowh us, see?
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>>1266667
The same thing when you try to revive an alive party member. Nothing.It's not like it's dead. I mean it's probably dead, emotionally and mentally due to ahving to listen to these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zygDzAkothQ on repeat. But physically iy's still okay.
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>>1266672
Just out of curiosity I went there to check what kind of threads were up.
>>>/fit/40689648
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>>1266668
OH SHITTTT
>>1266672
"Yeah sure. We're always ready to help out our fellow holy warrior. Oh and the local mad scientist lives 2 blocks down from here"
>>1266669
"Right sure. Step over there and we can begin"
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>>1266682
hey look is that bing?
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>>1266682
Lets get it goin'. Time to get /fit/.
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>>1266682
Find some scrap, I don't give a crap
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>>1266682
Go maximum sniffingdrive
what do I smell?
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>>1266685
Hilariously bad dubbing is my lifesource
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAtC1SzWSXg
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>>1266690
That search engine won't be invented i a loooong time
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>>1266699
why does dick have a cousin in every town on the planet but we haven't met a single other golem
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>>1266701
We ain't seen any bugs or sneks either
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>>1266706
yeah but golems are cool. sneks are gross and bugs are gay.
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>>1266708
he better have the greatest god damned hat this world has ever seen
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do all teams have players? Normally I'd play blue but I want to try something else
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>>1266710
Nah, other golems think hats are gay. Expecially Bing's
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>>1266708
Hammer scrap into cool shades
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>>1266708
BARK BARK BARK
Just kiddin'
lead party to scientist
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>>1266714
YOURE FUCKING GAY
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>>1266713
Yeah. You might want to hold out if you plan on going red because we're gonna be inactive for a little while.
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>>1266713
there's no yellow right now
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Rolled 3 (1d5)
>>1266713
Yellow is currently quiet. BUt you can join whichever
>>1266715
Roll 1d6
>>1266716
Master Betty has found something. Will the others follow him?
>>1266718
Yes, I'm pretty happy most of the time
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[PSYCHIC SCREAMING GETTING LOUDER]
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>>1266728
FOLLOW FAG DOG
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Follow Master Betty
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>>1266728
>Will the others follow him?
when training's over, yeah
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1266728
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>>1266733
Yo yo yo whos this imposter stealing one of my secret identities?
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>>1266737
let it be said that I was never against getting gud
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>>1266728
lead party like I'm Lassie or something
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>>1266757
Wear crude eye cover like a boss
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>>1266757
kick open door guns blazing(metaphorically)
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>>1266757
Now that we're gud, meet back up with the team to rescue Armok's brain!
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>>1266757
Rush to where the mad scientist is, checking my stats for gains along the way
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>>1266768
Second this for Chester's stats. Gotta see the improvement of both sides.
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>>1266763
>>1266768
Roll 1d6 against eachother
>>1266760
>>1266768
You got +2 STR
>>1266775
You got +1 STR and +1 DEX. Look at your chara sheets in the OP and do the math
>>1266773
Don't worry, this one is not so bad. In fact it's pretty great honestly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFA08BJUtPo
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>>1266779
Hammer holes in the eyepiece so you can see and wear it again
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1266779
oh crap homie
THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1266779
DON'T STOP ME NOOOWWW~
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1266779
I guess I also roll?
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>>1266779there is only WEI
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>>1266785
Whoops, mis quote. I meant for YELLOW AND ORANGE TO ROLL AGAINST EACHOTHER
>>1266788
Yes
>>1266789
Good taste
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1266779
Join Soren as well, rolling for a cool pose to show off the gains gotten from training.
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>>1266788
>>1266787
CLACKIE Wins.
He knocks on the door.
>>1266783
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>>1266796
>>1266791
Our ambitions grow stronger
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>>1266796
"KNOCK KNOCK!"
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>>1266796
Try and sense where Red could be telepathically relaying his messages while waiting for an answer
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>>1266809
Here's your answer:
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-"
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>>1266796
Collect more scrap and start hoarding it in a rucksack
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>>1266804
>>1266809
"Who's there?"
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>>1266809
LOOK FOR THE RED LID ON THE JAR
[LOUD PSYHIC NEWTYPE SCREAMING]
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>>1266816
We're looking for a sick attachments to improve ourselves.
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>>1266823
"No. They Lie. They're here to rescue the brain"
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>>1266826
I knew it wouldn't be that easy. Try not to rough us up too much, guys.
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>>1266826
try really hard to remote control red body
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>>1266826
Get scrap and hammer it into a lockpicking set
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>>1266826
what brain, where.
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>>1266834
"In the trash, where it belongs"
>>1266833
ERROR: You don't have enough skill to do that
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>>1266836
Hammer the scrap into a crowbar then
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>>1266836
whisper to betty to search the trash for the brain.
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>>1266836
Request access to the premises, explain that there's evidence the scientist is holding someone's brain here against their will
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>>1266836
...Throwing away a brain? I don't know much about mad scientists, but I doubt they'll throw away a perfectly fine brain. Or a brian.
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>>1266837
>>1266838
>>1266839
>>1266840
"But wait. Fleshy teammates. We must not waste time here. The princess needs rescuing. She could be in danger. Or worse-Another band could be collecting our reward"
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>>1266841
Hammer the robotic Armok into scrap
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>>1266841
holy shit he is right
sniff extra hard for princess
no, it's not creepy at all, okay. All dogs sniff crotc- nevermind.
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>>1266841
[Telepathic Screaming]
"WHY IS THE VOICE ACTING SOOO BAAAAD AAAGGHHH!"
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>>1266841
I NEED ALCOHOL
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP
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>>1266841
True, but there's something more important than a princess: A friend. Our friend is currently only a brain, and he's being held by this scientist for whatever cruel plan he has. Surely, as a part of our team, you much rather save a friend instead of a princess?
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>>1266843
Are you out of your mind?
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Rolled 3 (1d5)
>>1266843
Roll 1d6
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>>1266854
Plz no
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>>1266841
armok, I need to tell you something. I have an insatiable hunger for brains so we need to find a brain. Inside a red capped jar.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1266854
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>>1266854
what if we make a deal to get his brain back from science man
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>>1266860
Yes, in return we'll rescue the princess and return her to the king
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>>1266871
again brain please.
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>>1266871
GIMME MY BODY BACK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>1266871
Go behind Armok and flick the shutdown switch so we can put his brain in
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>>1266872
"Very well. I will give you the brain"
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>>1266877
so did I find her somewhere by sniffing
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>>1266877
That went incredibly pleasant. Let's just cool off and wait for the scientist to get back
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>>1266877
His nose is too big. He can't be trusted.
You're about to be bamboozled.
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>>1266881
"Okay here you go"
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>>1266883
"back in the body tho"
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>>1266883
SENDING PSYHIC SIGNALS TO CONFIRM THAT IT IS OUR BRAIN
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>>1266883
try and sense if this is the real Armok's brain while cautiously receiving the jar
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>>1266883
Armok is about to take it! I know it, stop him!
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>>1266883
Being the swiftest, Chester'll get the jar so that the mad scientist doesn't pull a jerkass move, like dropping it on the floor.
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>>1266883
That class in neurosurgery at the orc academia will come handy now
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>>1266883
Now how do we chuck that inside our friendo here
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>>1266894
wait man this is like burgundy red, we want like a more primary color red.
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>>1266894
Grab scientist by his nose and demand answers
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>>1266894
USING DISTRESS SIGNAL SKILL TO PINPOINT OUR ACTUAL LOCATION
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>>1266894
*GASP
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>>1266894
soren kierkegaard laments the scientist's deception
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>>1266894
If this isn't Armok's brain, whose brain is it?
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>>1266896
"Well you said you wanted a brain."
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>>1266902
oh shit
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>>1266902
Hammer scientist into scrap
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>>1266902
"Sir, you realize you've committed some serious violations of the law. This unregulated mad science is highly illegal."
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>>1266902
oh SHIT. No wonder he preferred dull uncharacteristic dubs, as a robot he would easily understand it!
PREPARE FOR COMBAT!
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>>1266904
"Armok. Defend me"
>>1266905
"Oh no you don't"
>>1266906
"Yes I've realized. But I'm a mad scientist. It's not like I care"
>>1266907
"Yes indeed. Prepare for combat"
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>>1266910
Can we distrup actions of Robo-Armok via our newtype powers?
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>>1266910
Just so that it'll be safe, put the Mad Scientist's Jar'd Brain into our inventory, before moving on to fight the robotic threat.
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RATTLE
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>>1266910
Soren targets the mad scientist with a tried and true PALADIN KICK
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>>1266910
ok what the fuck we are running out of time and we still are in the same place?
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>>1266915
Roll 1d6
6: Yes
Anything else: No
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>>1266902
slobber him to short circuit him
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>>1266910
Rip off shades and transform into monk
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>>1266915
The only thing we can do is pray.
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>>1266910
let's get into position first before we start this encounter.
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>>1266924
who are you, are you old teal potato?
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1266920
[NEWTYPE FLASH SFX]
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>>1266925
I'm Blue Bard. I doubt I can change back.
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1266920
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>>1266929
oh, well you can if you want or stay
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Just a reminder to try not to damage our robotic body. Because we don't have time to find someone to fix that shit. Try and restrain our body if you lot can.
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>>1266932
nah I'll stay.
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Alright. So what's the positions this time
>>1266926
>>1266930
Denied. You get to listen to this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8um1N78AhY
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>>1266936
front left
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>>1266936
Pretty catchy desu.
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>>1266936
Chester'll be on the flank once more. With the new Counter skill and his improved STR, he can risk being on the front lines.
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>>1266939
ikr
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>>1266936
YAMEROOOOOOOOO
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>>1266938
don't we have no immobilizing abilities like Freeze or Vines anymore?
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>>1266937
>>1266938
>>1266940
This about right? Dunno about dem greens though
>>1266943
Fucking nothing because Yellows didn't choose one. So choose one after this
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>>1266945
we have palm strike. It help
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>>1266946
ok, my day off had a nap so sue me
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>>1266945
all our casters died
i'm the only one and my only spells are heals
i was thinking whoever dies next should go wizard
or maybe bard would be cool
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>>1266946
RATTLE IN FRONT
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>>1266946
Green's rather tanky, so if he's still here, he should be in the front. Also, I wonder if it's alright for Jet Ree to sharpen up Chester's rapiers again, for this fight.
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>>1266951
our first bard went insane. best not.
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>>1266953
>>1266954
Well sharpening only lasts for 2 turns so you can do it many times.
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>>1266954
Yea boi
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>>1266956
last thread you had sharpening last 3 turns.
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>>1266956
Didnt it last 3 turns last time
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>>1266959
Son of a bitch
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>>1266958
before auto pilot he was nuts, we never would have so much problems if it wasn't his lists for hats.
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>>1266962
I knew and our flying kick tech doubles our dex, it does get just +2
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>>1266964
true
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>>1266965
doesn't*
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>>1266965
How dares you remembers
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>>1266970
you hot greedy with the sharpening skill, I would have just left it, but the greed was your tell!
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>>1266971
Orc rap.
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Here for the brawl bois
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>>1266974
do the impossible
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>>1266976
see the invisible
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>>1266978
ROW ROW
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>>1266978
NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER
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>>1266979
FIGHT THE POWER!
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Anyway. Battle starts n shieeet
Mad Scientist stats:
STR: 3
DEX: 3
END: 4
INT: 10
CHA: 3
Skills:
- Upgrade: Adds his INT bonus to a stat of his ally
- Super Upgrade: Adds his INT bonus to all stats of his ally
- Summon Mech: Summon a mech for him to pilot.
Robo Armok Stats:
STR: 6
DEX: 2
END: 8
INT: 2
CHA: 1
Skills:
- Sword Hand: Pops out a sword to cut 3 dudes at once. +1 to attack roll
- Defend all: Auto defend his allies if they lose a defending roll
Turn Order:
Chester -> Master Betty -> Soren Kierkegaard -> Clackie Chan -> Jet Ree -> Mad Scientist -> Armok -> Calfort
So now purps do something
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>>1266981
TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE
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>>1266981
alright boys
BELIEVE IN ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU
I KNOW YOU CAN GET THAT BRAIN BACK
AND HE'LLAYE EVEN BRIAN BACK TOO!
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>>1266982
guys if we all hit this scientist we can end it before he gets rolling
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1266982
Since the Scientist is slow as balls, and Robo-Armok haven't used Defend All yet, Chester goes for a bit of venom spitting.
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[LOUD MENTAL CHEERING]
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>>1266986
Except for our body taking every single hit because it is now suicidally devoted to him.
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>>1266990
You're right. Nvm. Fuck the scientist up before his turn starts.
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goddamnit guys you're wasting valuable image posts, we can only post 250 images a thread.
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>>1266993
Eh. Threads rearely goes up to 250 images anyway. We'll be fine.
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>>1266996
idk with the rate these threads go, we normally reach around 200+ near the end.
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>>1266992
So... He takes damage instead of the scientist?
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>>1266997
Stop being a buzz kill m8 and save my ass. Please. I'm begging you. I can't take any more of these videos.
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>>1266996
OP, if they defeat our body will it be destroyed or just incapacitated?
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>>1267000
we'll demolish these guys and get you a new body asap!
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>>1266987
Anyway. Chester poisons Robo-Armok. How can a robot get poisoned? Well maybe the venom melts his shell and circuits or something.
Or maybe Mechanical Beings are immune to poison. Hmmmm, wonder which one I should go with.
>>1267000
Here, have some more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=269uRYEUBd8
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>>1267000
as the former Gobbolina, I'm indebted to you, so the brainless rattler I'm playing right now will act accordingly
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>>1267004
orange, post your move ples
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>>1267004
Every one of them was passable except for that last kid.
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>>1267005
mind you we just got done saving him from deathrot.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>1267004
Can't decide. help me coin toss.
1: Robots are immune to poison
2: The venom damages the circuits
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>>1267012
DEUS VULT
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>>1267012
The coin toss has spoken. Robo-Armok will lose 1 HP each turn when it gets to him. For 2 turns.
Anyway, where dem oranges at.
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>>1267011
yeah but I had been killed in a sick ass duel by that point.
Which was sick ass.
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>>1267011
Look, you can blame that on Red Ranger. I would have just bought another arm and been done with it.
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>>1267020
your bowls violently existed when you died.
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>>1267023
we didn't have a money
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>>1267023
you need to keep his ass in check
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>>1267021
Well depends on how hard they smash
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>>1267025
I'm sure we could have found some. Mugged somebody or something.
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>>1267024
exited
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>>1267024
they existed, sometimes violently, sometimes peacefully before then as well.
>>
BETTY
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>>1267024
well existence is usually violent
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>>1267031
>sometimes violently
kek
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>>1267033
that's deep stuff, man
since my dex is the same as betty's can i just take my turn and then maybe he'll get back soon?
>>
Clearly Oranges are missing. WELP. Better skip.
It's Blue Turn.
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>>1267038
Combat question: What stat is used to resist STR attacks? Is it DEX or END?
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>>1267041
Str
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>>1267028
>doing a crime
nope
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>>1267042
If I throw a Holy Sword at both of them, will both of them end up hitting Armok?
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>>1267043
So you're adverse to committing a mugging but have no compunctions towards avoiding shady business deals?
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>>1267045
Holy Sword will only hit multiple times if the enem is standing in a row. NOt a column. Like how Robo-Armok's Sword Arm can only swing horizontally and hit 3 in a row. Don't think about it too much.
>>
>>1267045
You'd have to ask OP that one.
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>>1267046
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe
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>>1267046
In his defence, shady business deals are still somewhat 'lawful', in spite of being shady as shit.
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1267047
Alright, Holy Kick on the mad scientist.
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>>1267051
>first 6 in the entire thread
The Lord is with us.
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>>1267055
>If I fall asleep don't let us die.no promises
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>>1267051
7+4+6=17. Dang. Armok can't beat that when he defends the mad scientist! He now has 7/8 HP
Now it's Clackie's turn
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>>1267061
what do you think yellow orc
defend all is in the way
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>>1267063
can't you stun him so we can hit the scientist?
>>
You guys need to try and get creative with your moves and see if you can't find a way to get through him without doing too much. Easier said than done I know, but keep it in mind.
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>>1267070
Oh you just wait for my turn.
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>>1267057
I have some faith in you. You didn't get us outright killed yet, so there's that.
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>>1267070
if we don't take him out as fast as we can, he will kill all of us
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>>1267074
I'll try my best not to do sudden brain moves, get some sleep man
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Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d6)
>>1267066
Roll 2d6. If first roll hits. Second roll is stun chance.
+6 Bonus for both you and the robutt
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Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d6)
>>1267081
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>>1267083
DEUS VULT
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>>1267083
BLAM! Robo-Armok is stunned! It has 6/8 HP left!
Now it's Jet Ree's turn
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>>1267080
Alright. G'night m8.
(Plus I am aware it was more or less OP's doing that led to us losing our brain)
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>>1267086
Does hitting Armok un-stun him?
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>>1267086
Sober dim mak on scientist, armok is stunned and cant def
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>>1267087
BRAIN IN THE RIGHT HANDS
TRUST ME ON THIS
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>>1267089
Yeah
>>1267091
But thing is, Dim-Mak is a melee range move. The scientist is in the back row.
So unless it's a chi blast, you still ahve to smack Armok outta the way.
But because I'm a dick, your finger flies out and hits the helpless robodwarf, roll 1d6. If >=5 Armok dies.
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1267096
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>>1267098
5 minutes after Ridinghood goes to sleep and Armok gets killed
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>>1267098
Welp. So much for not destroying Armok's body.
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>>1267098
Welp. You hit the robot's self destruct pressure point.
Armoks body explodes
>>
>>1267108
I think the scientist goes next, yeah?
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>>1267108
I'm not sure how I feel about this, it was a nice body
still, whatever make me back in party
>>
>>1267113
>>1267114
"Welp. The body's destroyed. This thing's aint useful anymore. better throw it away"
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>>1267117
you make a new one, and fit this brain in that body
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>>1267117
THAT's your action?
i mean: rattle.
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>>1267117
also give me my new abillity dawg
>>
I mean we kinda needed a caster anyway
>>
>>1267117
[LOUD NEWTYPE SCREAMING]
GIMME NEW BODY AND KEEP BRAIN INTACT
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>>1267122
>>1267123
>>1267127
"Okay i gotchu. Strap explosives to it and blow you all up"
>>
>>1267129
not in your skills dawg
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>>1267129
where did you even get those so fast!?
>>
>>1267129
USE OUR BRAIN lvl 2 TO SHAKE THOSE EXPLOSIVES FROM THE JAR
I DON'T WANNA DIEEEEEE
>>
Hold it! If it blows us up, it would also blow up your own brain! Think about what you're planning on doing!
Also, as >>1267131 said, that's not a part of your skills.
>>
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>>1267140
we are NOT going on another hand replacement sidequest
>>
>>1267131
"Well fine. If you want to get out of cutscene mode and return to combat mode. Then I'll oblige."
Mad Scientist summons a mech to pilot.
Mech Scientist stats:
STR: 10
DEX: 9
END: 11
INT: 10
CHA: 4
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>>1267149
Makes me really miss robo adventures
summon mental image of super robot pilot to debuff the mech with power of cameo
>>
>>1267149
awesome, that's what I was looking for.
Get into Awesome Kaiju-movie wrestling clinch with the guy.
>>
>>1267149
is yellow orc still on?
>>
>>1267157
teal potato you there?
>>
>>1267153
I think Armok's turn actually does come next
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1267156
Roll 1d6
+6 You
+10 The guy
>>1267153
Sorry, you already failed to newtype roll
>>1267162
Armok's destroyed
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1267163
well shit
>>
>>1267164
can you take overy for clackie something came up, I maybe gone for the rest of the thread.
>>
>>1267163
>Armok's destroyed
ONLY HIS BODY
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>>1267163
>Sorry, you already failed to newtype roll
float there in a jar and look important then
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>>1267166
Aight I'll play Clackie until my imposter comes back
>>
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>>1267165
You failed. The Mech Scientist blasts you with his Cannon!
5/6 HP left for you!
New Round. New Turn Order:
Mech Scientist -> Chester -> Master Betty -> Soren Kierkegaard -> Clackie Chan -> Jet Ree -> Calfort
He will now swing his bigass sword at 3 of you!
REPLY TO THIS POST. THe ones who replied last will be the one defending.
>>
>>1267177
klkl
>>
>>1267177
Not me
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>>1267177
Too quick to be slow.
>>
>>1267177
do i even count since i'm in back
>>
>>1267188
Technically, wouldn't Calfort be excluded, since Clackie has yet to post?
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1267180
>>1267181
>>1267182
Roll 1d6
+10 Mech Scientist
+ 6 Calfort
+ 7 Chester
+ 5 Jet Ree
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1267193
Swap Clackie for the defense, I rolled for him :^)
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1267193
Rolling anyway, because I was too slow.
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>>1267177
fuck
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1267193
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>>1267197
Too late. Should have specified before.
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>>1267197
>>1267198
>>1267200
Calfort: 4/6
Chester: 2/3
Jet Ree: 3/4
Now it's Purple's turn
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1267206
Bulk up and go for the Double Stab! Surely this time it will actually land a hit.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1267211
7+7+2= 16
Since he has a +10, let's see if the Mechanical Madman can roll a 6 to defend himself against your amazing assault
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>>1267213
He couldn't! 10/11 HP left.
Now it's either Orange or Blue next. Depending on who's present
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>>1267218
is our jar still with explosives?
>>
Apparently nobody is present
>>1267225
Yeah probably.
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>>1267226
So it's me!
GET
INTO
BAD ASS
KAIJU
CLINCH
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>>1267226
I'm sure they must still be around. If not, Red Ranger might wanna alt to one of them to keep up the fight.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1267227
Sure. Let's just skip everyone else and let the 2 big guys4ufight
Roll 1d6
+6 You
+10 The guy
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>>1267226
can we reinforce jar? just in case?
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>>1267233
Reinforce it with what
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1267231
I CANNOT WIN!
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>>1267234minovsky particles
dunno, I remember that we could get some points
into it when we leveled up brain
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>>1267235
Try using your other abilities, instead of assaulting him head-on. They are there for a reason. But what do said abilities do OP?
>>
>>1267235
Oh no! 3/6 for Calfort. Obviously there's one thing left to do:
Chester, being the only other active character left must climb into Calfort's skull to activate Giant Combat Mode where the fight is reset and 2 giants do battle with no bonuses
>>1267237
Yeah. But you used your point to make brain grow bigger. So it's pointless now.
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>>1267238
well I'm using my highest stat to disable the guy for you to wail on him.
I am unsure if there's a better alternative
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>>1267241
>Yeah. But you used your point to make brain grow bigger. So it's pointless now.
but can we get another point?
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>>1267241
I'm still active foo
>>
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>>1267241
But, where is Armok's brain? If it's still on the Scientist's body, there's only one thing to do...
Also yeah, let Mecha this shit up.
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>>1267250
Was busy at ur mums house ifyaknowwhatimsayin
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>>1267250
with ourenlargedbrain can we help the battle somehow?
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>>1267252
Toot too root toot
>>1267256
Not really. You can try blowsing yourself up.
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>>1267263
Sharpen Calfort's fingerbones
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>>1267263
RATTLE
FUCKING
RATTLE
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>>1267266
Now either green or purple can choose an attack
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>>1267263
>You can try blowsing yourself up.
tempting but no.
>>
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>>1267268
I'd say tackle him with a spear. (the move, not the weapon.)
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1267271
>Also, since the Scientist's robot body abandoned his brain, check up on the brain's opinion of his former body.
wat
>>1267272
Rol 1d6
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1267277
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>>1267277
I mean, if Armok manage to communicate to us through mind thought stuff, surely it is a feat capable to be done by the Scientist's brain.
>>
>>1267278
BAH GAWD! SPEAR! SPEAR!
>>1267279
Oh. The Mad Scientist already digitized his brain a long time ago
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>>1267285
AND NOW A JACKHAMMER
STILL TALKING ABOUT THE MOVE
>>
[LOUD CHEERING SCREAMING MENTALLY]
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>>1267285
Yet, what about the biological brain of his that he given us? His brain being digitized just means that he cloned his brain into a computer, which then took over his body and removed the actual scientist's brain.
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1267287
BAH GAWD! IS HE GOING FOR IT!?
Roll 1d6
>>1267290
Oh the trickery brain is just some random brain. His old brain is destroyed a long time ago
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1267293
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1267297
OH SHIT HE'S GONNA REVERSE IT INTO A SUPLEX. BETTER ROLL 1d6 !
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>>1267293
In that case, said brain should be fine fighting against the Scientist that scooped whoever they are out of their body. It's mainly to put Calfort on 'autopilot', in a sense.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1267298
OH THIS IS GREAT!
IF I WIN, I GET HIM, IF I LOSE, THERE'S GONNA BE A REVERSE SUPLEX, THE SECOND MOST SICKNASTY MOVE RIGHT AFTER THE GERMAN
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1267304
OH SHIT YOU REVERSED IT INTO A JACKHAMMER AGAIN. ROLL 1D6 AND YES I WILL BE AS CHEAP AND LAZY AS POSSIBLE
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1267306
CAHM OHN
>>
>>1267306
can we not run interference?
>>
uh i'm back
>>
>>1267309
I'D LOSE IN A DQ!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1267308
OH SHIT. HE MANAGED TO ESCAPE AND COMES BACK WITH A CLOTHESLINE, roll 1d6
>>1267309
Probably, maybe. Throw Calfort a chair or something
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1267312
Duck under it, turn around for the
MAGNIFICENT GERMAN SUPLEX
>>
>>1267316
welp
>>
>>1267316
well, defending player and all that
>>
>>
>>1267312
Put on epic shades to become an apprentice blacksmith again
>>
>>1267321
>you fucked it up.
In what way? I passed the defend.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1267316
BAH GAWD
Roll 1d6
>>1267321
Roll 1d6 to look for a chair big enough
>>1267322
k
>>
>>1267323
yeah I just remembered that defender gets priority in these situations.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1267325
fuck.
I hafta go now or very soon at least
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1267325
wait do we both need to beat your 6?
>>
>>1267327
noooooo, I doubt I can pull in anyone to stand in for you.
>>
>>1267331
wellp purple's in my face
>>
If I pray for Calfort will it hurt him since he's undead or will it help him since God is good?
>>
>>1267334
remember: the German Suplex is the move to do
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1267327
GERMAN SUPLEX BROKEN! HE'S GONNA KICK YOU NOW! WATCHOUT!
>>1267328
Yes.
>>1267334
Also Yes
>>1267335
Roll 1d6 when that happens
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1267337
Good bye!
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1267337
TAKING MANUAL CONTROL. AVOID THE KICK AND GET BACK INTO A GRAPPLE.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1267338
>>1267340
>>1267339
OH SHIT HE'S GOING FOR A STUNNER!
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1267343
GO FOR THE COUNTER, AND THROW THIS INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNQvLECht08
>>
[LOUDLY ABSORBS POPCORN]
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1267346
BAH GAWD. ROLL 1D6
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1267354
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO
>>
>>1267357
AND HIS NAME
IS BONE CENAAAAAAA
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1267358
OH SHIT YOU FAILED
>>1267357
BUT THEN SOREN PRAYS TO GOD AND THE LORD GIVES YOU A SUDDEN POWER BOOST
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1267361
BREAK HIM DOWN, SMASH HIM UP!
>>
>>1267363
SUPLEX FUCKING CITY
(YES I SHOULD HAVE BEEN GONE FOR HALF AN HOUR NWO BUT THIS IS A NAIL BITER)
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1267363
>>1267365
SUPLEX CITYYY
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1267367
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
We search around the house for something useful
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1267368
OH FUCK! HE FELL BACKWARDS ONTO YOU. BREAKING YOUR SUPLEX! NOW AS YOU'RE GETTING UP, HE'S STOMPING THE GROUND! HE'S GETTING READY FOR THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC! OH SHIT!
>>1267370
Well that won't find anything
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1267372
THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1267372
Only Calfort can stamp the ground! GET UP AND STOMP HARDER!
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1267372
keep searching
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1267373
>>1267374
SWEET CHIN MUSIC DODGED! ATTEMPTING STOMP
>>1267377
hmmm
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1267384
BRING HIM TO THE GROUND! BREAK OFF HIS ARM!
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1267384
SEARCHING SOME MORE!
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1267384
phoneposting mode activated
>>
>>1267387
GOD BLESSES THE STOMP! AN OPENNING! QUICKLY FINISH HIM!
>>1267386
Well taht didn't yield anything
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1267391
DEUS VULT
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1267391
FOLD THE FINGERS TO FOCUS INTO A POINT.
SPIN THE HAND THAT THE FINGERS ARE ON.
LET PIERCE THIS MECHA WITH A SPINNING DRILL HAND!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1267392
>>1267394
OH SHIEEEEETTTTT
>>
>>1267397
oh shiiiiiit
[LOUD MENTAL CHEERING]
>>
>>1267397
PRAISE BE UNTO THE LORD
>>
>>1267397
DEUS
FUCKING
VULT
>>
>>
SEE THE INVISIBLE
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
>>
>>1267404
Call out the others for their weebness
>>
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>>1267404
Congratulations!
>>
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>>1267407
Jet Ree was about to call out the others for theeir weeabery
But a piece of debris smacked him in the face before he could do so
>>
can we be free from explosives yet?
>>
>>1267414
"Yeah sure why not"
>>
>>1267417
Woah what the fuck? So this guy's the real mad scientist?
>>
>>1267417
can we have body attached to our brain as well?
>>
>>1267417
Wait, aren't you supposed to been blown up? From the strike from the drill hand?
>>
>>1267420
"When you have transcended the boundery between flesh and metal. You can live forever my boy"
>>1267421
"Yeah sure why not"
>>
>>1267424
Make note to try out alchemy later and fuse metal into body
>>
>>1267424
>Transcended the boundary between flesh and metal
You a skeleton too?
>>
And i literally come back after the crescendo. Well, can i replace my hand with his shooty hand?
>>
>>
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>>1267433
>So rerolling Armok as a Cyborg [Class]? Might as well.
well, might as well. Looking for a way to get our biological body back would take way more time, this way we at least will be operational sooner than later.
>>
>>
>>1267424
Ask the scientist if he has anything that could help us on our quest to save the princess
>>
>>1267435
Alrigjt, i wont push it, just got excited before the prospect of shooting melons like megaman.
>>
>>1267435
Whoops, forgot pic
>>
Also, is it just me, or was that cutscene the greatest fight ever?
>>
>>1267436
"I could. Coulda...Turn you all...into machines. Yeaaah"
>>
>>1267435
why backup looks smaller than usual?
I mean back to regular body seems like a good option. But are there alternatives?
>>
>>1267441
Stuff that brain into armok's body before I go and tattle tale you to the guards you degenerate
>>
>>1267442
That's because you're a shorty
>>
>>
>>1267441
"How about a special sword or gun or piece of armor? Or an armor upgrade?"
Also, compare capes with Chester
>>
>>1267441
you oulda affix your megaman shooty arm to my hand.
>>
>>1267446
okay then. if no alternatives I do ask for brain being installed back in Armok body with full control over that body, while no one changed their mind.Mystery box?
>>
>>1267442
"Well, I do have all these metal golems lying around... but since >>1267444 being so pushy I guess I better put this back"
>>1267447
"Oh please. Youw ant gold so you can sastify your training fetish"
>>1267448
"Well that I can do"
>>1267450
"I can do that also"
Also Soren and Chester roll 1d6 to see who has the better cape
>>
>>1267453
AW PLEASE, LET MEGATTAIWITH RIGHT ONE
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1267453
Partly, but it's also to pay for equipment to deal with the main quest thing. Actually, mainly the equipment-buying thing.
Also CAPE SHOWOFF, WITH EXTRA POSING.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1267453
>>
>>1267459
>>1267460
The snek wins this round
>>1267458
>>1267455
WHOOPS SORRY. DON'T WANNA BE TATTLE TALE'D
>>
>>1267462
How about Jet Ree retires to go practise blacksmithing under the smith master in Port Town 9 and we make a new guy for teals
>>
>>1267462
"What kind of gear or upgrades do you think you could give us?"
>>
>>1267462
>WHOOPS SORRY. DON'T WANNA BE TATTLE TALE'D
GODDAMIT JUSTICE, GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY GIANT ROBOT SIDE ADVENTURE
Can he at least lend that one to pilot? I'll pay with interest after quest completing.
>>
>>
>>1267465
You're not getting the party into debt just for a suit you'll probably lose for being too OP.
>>
>>1267463
This is a very biggus dickus decision though. Will the others agree?
>>1267464
"Well, armor. Weapons. augmentations. The usual. Who wants an energy sword"
>>1267465
"eeeh. I don't quite trust you with technology. Since you were the one that willing gave yourself up to experimentation to a mad scientist. That mad scientist being me"
>>1267469
"If i give you upgrades I don't need to give you the gold now would I. But if you want the gold then I can give you some and then go back into experimenting"
>>
>>1267463
We could use a wizard
>>
>>
>>1267473
I'LL TAKE THE ENERGY SWORD
>>
>>1267473
Anyone have anything against Jet living a quiet life?
>>
>>1267473
>"eeeh. I don't quite trust you with technology. Since you were the one that willing gave yourself up to experimentation to a mad scientist. That mad scientist being me"
Fiiine, I'll build my own giant robots
with V-Fins and Autocannons.sidequest created
they'll be better than yours by mile.
anyway now this - Check our body stats and functions to see if everything is intact
>>
>>1267473
Check out our sweet new lemon shooter
>>
>>1267480
I was thinking about a wizard or somekind of healer actually
>>
>>1267473
Well that's true. But that depends on the inherent value of the energy sword. We need a Jew to judge it's worth so that I can adjust the gold I requested-
>>1267476
SOREN.
>>1267477
Again, it's retirement. If we need a new orc monk, Jet can be brought out of it when needed. And he might be able to earn us gold passively.
>>
>>1267481
>>1267476
"Cool"
>>1267478
You now have the body of Armok. Pre-upgrade:
STR: 3
DEX: 1
END: 6
INT: 2
CHA: 1
>>
>>1267487
Seems like no one has any problem with Jet retiring
>>
>>1267487
Can we get at least that cool shield like the one robot Armok bot we smashedour body mechanical or not?
>>
>>
>>1267488
Alright. Everyone say your goodbyes to Jet Ree.
>>1267490
>Can we get at least that cool shield like the one robot Armok bot we smashed
"Course not. Because even though this body is mechanical. I designed it to just be like what you had before you got the mechanical arm"
>>
>>1267487
So what kinda stuff can the energy sword do? Does it give bonuses or special actions?
>>
>>1267498
Might as well bid Jet goodbye. At least he didn't leave us by dying, which is a plus.
also muh 2 gold
>>
>>1267498
>"Course not. Because even though this body is mechanical. I designed it to just be like what you had before you got the mechanical arm"
Wait, so we have one arm now? Can we have second one? with huge shield, sword or mace.
I also want V-Fin with beam weapon installed on our forehead as payment for mental damage made by terrible dubs?
Gimme some boost. Come on. I'll not hold much of grudge thanks to that Dynasty Warriors bit, Wei rules.
>>
>>1267499
"It gives a +2 to attacking rolls using it. "
>>1267502
"Nah. Those things cost like 7 total. The cannon also gives a +2 to attacking rolls and allows the wielder to counter any failed enemy attacks. Welp. My work here is done. See ya. Bye"
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>>1267506
We makin a new teal guy den?
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>>1267511
Yeah probably whatever. I gotta go now though. For at least an hour. If when I'm back somebody's still here then we'll continue.
If not then there's only 4 threads left until the party fails to rescue the princess.
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>>1267512
Aight m8ty
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>>1267511
Guess so. I still want to give him a goodbye however, since that's like the 5th party member that is now out of the party, and the first who did so without having to die.
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>>1267512
I'll be here mate
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>>1267512
yay that was some crazy shit
Op can Clackie get his new ability now?
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>>1267512
I'll be there, even if I won't be there I'd be there half an hour after
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I'm here too now, whenever you get back
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As well as myself. I'm still up for some more 'venturing.
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>>1267554
you missed the most insane fight
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>>1267565
Yeah I read through it.
Also I wish purple wouldn't burn through all the gold with training.
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>>1267568
same, there have been some great items in shops that we were too poor to buy
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Alright, i'm back. Who's still in here?
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>>1267576
Ready for action.
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>>1267576
need new ability
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>>1267576
Rattelinf my lemon shooter
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>>1267579
Very well. Let's start with you:
Choose one
- Counter: If you win a defense roll you damage your attacker - Passive
- Fists Fury: Roll 2d6, choose the higher one for results - Ability
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>>1267587
counter
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>>1267576
Whiny little mechanical dwarf who didn't get his V-Fin or any upgrades representsat least I'm not in a jar
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>>1267591
now no more running off and wasting our time to save you
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>>1267589
Well that's done.
Alright gang. Let's go solve the mystery of the haunted mansion. Maybe it was Old Man Jenkins dressing up as a ghost all along!?
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>>1267593
Alright gang, now on to character creation
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>>1267592no promises
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>>1267593
Doesn't Teal need to roll a new character? He retired Jet Ree for now, and so he lacks a person to play.
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>>1267593
nice try op, I killed old man Jenkins a long time ago. I even payed for that crime and I am a free orc, let's save the princess
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>>1267597
No you didn't! Get im officer!
Clackie Chan has been arrested
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>>1267587
Can i get a cha ability?
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>>1267599
oh shit
good bye last original
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>>1267599
hey yes I did! it was a slap on the wrist too because no one liked old man Jenkins!
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>>1267602
Whaddaya want? A trombone?
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>>1267605
But that wasn't a real slap on the wrist. Now it's time to give you a slap on the wrist. With a chainsaw.
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>>1267607
yeh im a skellington. I cant think of anything either.
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>>1267613
hey that's double jeapordy
you cant do that!
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>>1267613
plus that isnt a real cop, that is stripper orc. He's putting himself through orc college.
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>>1267617
fuck you
I hope it's not since OP is in the pic.
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>>1267619
You're the one who admitted he murdered an old man, not me
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>>1267622
an old man no one liked. Paladins approved because he liked the company of demons.
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>>1267616
'course I can. Iam da law.
Pay no attention to what's behind me.
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>>1267625
I'm pretty sure judge Op that you didn't pass the bar exam.
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>>1267625
Take both boxes
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>>1267625
Oh i wikk let teal do a character if i have to sCrifice an additional skill
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>>1267631
You'll never catch me judge op!
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I forgot
do we have an arm or not
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>>1267630
what a bro
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>>1267625
Even the law must respect the law, and that includes the police districts' boundaries.
Also, hope you don't mind us using the things behind you.
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>>1267631
welp op looks like the crime here is never trust the irish.
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>>1267632
Damn you. Damn you i say. Damn youuuu
>>1267633
Yes. A mechanical one. Exactly like a normal arm.
>>1267636
True
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>>1267639
>Yes. A mechanical one. Exactly like a normal arm.
I mean we have BOTH arms, right?
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>>1267639
Old human wizard named Tim
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>>1267643
and what is his favorite color?
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>>1267644
Teal
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>>1267643
Oh look everyone! Right after Jet Ree quits. An Old Wizard named Tim walks by for some reason.
>>1267641
Well I dunno. DO YOU
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>>1267639
Wait, didn't we have access to extra races before? Or do we need to find a mystery box to reunlock them?
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Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>1267649
DO I?!
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>>1267650
Yes.
But he went for the human wizard right away.
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>>1267649
So what cool magik does Tim have?
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>>1267650
Mystery box wasn't there this time
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>>1267649
Do you keep snacks under your hat? Can you conjure up warm beds?
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>>1267653
I mean, it's fine, but he might've wanted to mix things up by being a Human Barbarian Wizard or something.
Anyway, what about Green's new ability?
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Ill be away for half an hour or so
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>>1267652
fuck
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>>1267654
Well lessee:
Choose a school of magic Tim is specialized in:
- Earth
- Wind
- Fire
- Water
- Necromancy
- Metal
- Metal
- Fist
- Healing
- Alchemy
>>1267652
>1
No.
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>>1267665
can't we attach like anything aside of arm then to the shoulder? We are mechanical anyway
like cannon or sword or drill or something
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>>1267665
Choose the right kinda metal my dude.
I ll still be here till my battery runs out
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>>1267668
Yes.
But sadly your team mates used up all the free upgrade points.
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>>1267665
I think the latter/former Metal might be a good school of magic. AKA the heavy kind.
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>>1267668
this is exactly where you started
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>>1267665
Allright let's be a heavy metal wizard. I wanted some gravity control shizzles doe
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>>1267681
There never was such a chance
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>>1267680
Ah yes. TIM HAS THE POWER OF HEAVY METAL.
He can poof up metal. THey're quite heavy.
[ba dum tish]
>>1267681
Yeah. If there's any other mad scientist mechanical creations running around.
Probably not though.
Actually let's make it definitely not. Yeahhh
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>>1267688
Aight so what metal powers do I have
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>>1267686
If you still cant tell false from real entivements you havent been paying attention. There never was a chance
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>>1267688
...Well, they'll hurt if they are thrown at people. Can we have a quick look to our inventory?
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>>1267688
WHAT DWARF NEED TO DO AROUND THERE TO GET ONE ADDITIONAL ARM OR SOMETHING TO FILL THIS VOID
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>>1267693
stop being stupid?
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>>1267689
Well the usual heavy metal related powers:
- Summon block of metal that's heavy
- Throw said block of heavy metal at people
- Summon axe
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>>1267701
can he summon heavy metal arm for us?
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>>1267701
was kinda hoping metal music wizard but it happens.
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>>1267706
those die too quickly
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>>1267706
>he didn't get the axe pun
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>>1267701
Ye I think we're actually a heavy metal music wizard
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>>1267709
ANYWAY
Is Green still present?
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>>1267709
You should act like one either way
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>>1267715
>>1267717
Very well. New Green Skills.
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>>1267737
>No Drill Hand option.
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>>1267738
You just didn't look hard enough
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1267740
can I look hard enough for spare hand
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>>1267740
oh shit, mystery box. Open that shit up!
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>>1267741
Nah. That ship already sailed.
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>>1267747
Change the shape into a hand and remove that disgusting text
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>>1267747
since green is absent let's go on our quest to save the princess
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>>1267753
Are you suuuuuuure?
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>>1267755
why do we need money? that hasn't stopped us before let's just fucking go alreafy
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>>1267754
i mean neither is enticing.
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>>1267754
so i take the mystery box
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>>1267763
>>1267758
Nah. You don't ahve that skill yet.
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>>1267766
it took 6 threads to kill the bandit boss. Don't say we got time, because each thread we end up wasting it.
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>>1267767
flaming skull, lock in and take
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>>1267767
If I'm a heavy metal wizard shouldnt gold be the primary thing I summon since it's heavy and a metal?
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>>1267766
We don't have money for supplies, and we can always leave the tower and come back
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>>1267769
But that is because, as far as I know, everyone were rookies. We're more experienced now, so it should take less threads to do a quest.
>>1267774
That's why I'm saying we go look for something to get some dosh quick. But if you all want to head to the tower without supplies, then I'm just a minority, and have to accept the majority opinion.
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>>1267781
no, it will take too long we go now.
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>>1267770
You now have a perpetually flaming skull. It gives no stat boost, bue it makes you look cool.
Oh and you can use it to scare mooks.
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>>1267784
that is so fucking exactly what I had in mind.
Did I ever level up by the way? or am I close to it?
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>>1267784
Summon a metal guitar and shred some epic tunes
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>>1267785
You did. The stat gain was done last thread. Skills were left for this one.
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>>1267789
good stuff
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>>1267789
let's gooooooooo
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Since Calfort now has a burning skull, we can finally focus on getting money to buy stuff to help in the tower, or head to the tower sans any new supplies or money. I'll go with the former, as that seems to be more important.
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>>1267789
Soren goes for the tower and says "hey guys let's go to the tower"
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>>1267788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AfNOKQdY-U
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>>1267802
Now this is something to boost our morale
>>
are we there yet
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>>1267804
Morale Boosted. Everyone in party gets +1 to all stats for the next battle.
Anyway, whatcha gonna do now? Leave and head for the tower or mess around town for a few days.
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>>1267811
Tower, we can leave and come back if we want to. I just want to make headway.
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>>1267811
Well, if we are 100% heading to the tower, what should we do with the extra jar'd brain? Sell it to some jew for gold, bring it to the paladins or whatever for EXP, or just bring it along with us?
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>>1267811
Everyone seems to be thirsty after some princess ass so let's go and save the bitch
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>>1267811
Save princess
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>>1267811
to the tower
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What colors need a player?
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>>1267811
get some paint to paint over writing on our new arm, or wash writing off
then tower
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>>1267814
Drop it off with the Paladins on the way, that seems like the right thing to do
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VERY WELL. THE PARTY LEAVES TOWN.
The trip will most likely take a few days.
>>1267821
Any color
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>>1267814
>inb4 that's Dick's brain
>and it can be ressurected
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Bring it along. We could find a zombo or something in the spoopy tower and do non-elective brain transplant.
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>>1267828
jesus this is going to take a thread just to get there.
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>>1267828
Thankfully the time limit is dependent more on threads rather than days. Maybe head westward-ish to see what the cave has in store.
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>>1267833
I know right.
>>1267834
CHESTER PROPOSES THE PARTY HEAD FOR THE CAVE. WILL THE OTHERS FOLLOW?
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fold map in half and walk directly to tower.
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>>1267814
i could use it, but it would result in another detour trying to save me as I'm taken over by whichever evil entity it belonged to.
your choice
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>>1267836
Sure, we can stop by and say hi to my dad.
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>>1267836
tower
purple doesn't understand
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>>1267836
Can we go up to the hermit and left to the tower, bypassing the monster hills?
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>>1267845
name tag dropped, check ID.
I'm telling you, 5 threads can go very very quickly.
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What are you all gonna deny this >>1267839 HalfDragonWereWolfManThing a family reunion?
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>>1267850
please we all know his old dragman is disappointed in him for becoming a werewolf. we don't have time to waste.
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>>1267850
yes
fuck families
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>>1267858
your mom was a whore first
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>>1267856
BUt what if his dad is being attacked by dragonslayers rite now?!
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>>1267850
Pat Master Betty on the shoulder and tell him how your father was always disappointed in yourself as well since you chose to pursue a career of wizardry instead of construction worker
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>>1267862
he'll be fiiiine
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>>1267862
if only he gives us a riDE directly to the tower. ONLY IF HE DOES THAT!
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>>1267862
I mean, did he deserve it?
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>>1267864
And now, a flashback to Tim's troubled childhood
"NEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD" - Tim's dad
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>>1267869
as if he'll share
I bet he doesn't even have spare arms
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>>1267872
fuck you gold stealing mongoloid. You are only buff because you took most of our money, it's your fault we a broke in the first place.
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>>1267873
Love ya dad
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>>1267877
"Love ya too. Ya giant NEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD" - Tim's Dad's spirit
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>>1267876
Well it was either that, or me being useless because of my much lower stats, and again, I argued for us to get some gold to get stuff before heading out!
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>>1267879
is mustache genes?
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>>1267846
OP?
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>>1267879
Come on guys it'll be fun. He can probably even fly us to the top of the tower, skipping a bunch of bullshit.
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>>1267881
you didn't need to use so much gold you selfish prick
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Alright nerds. Whatzit gonna be?
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>>1267894
to the tower
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>>1267894
Visit cave
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>>1267894
Putting a vote on visiting the cave, and a vote on going around the hills. We need the quest done, and those two options are the quickest.
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>>1267894
Well if Betty's dad is being attacked by dragonslayers, we should go to the cave. Otherwise I say straight to tower
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>>1267894
Go to the tower, we can check out the surrounding area later. We don't know how big or small the tower is or how much time it'll take to traverse.
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>>1267894
Visit cave
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>>1267894
tower
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
Lemme do this first
5-6: Betty's dad is okay
1-4: Oh shit dragonslayers
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>>1267904
Welp. Since Betty's dad is okay. Teal's vote goes to the tower.
Looks like the party is heading str8 fo dat tower
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>>1267904
Well, I guess now the cave is a more useless location, but there's still a god damn lake between us and the tower.
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>>1267907
Indeed. The party faces their first obstacle: A lake.
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>>1267911
Try to summon a boat made of a metal which is less dense than water so it would float
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>>1267911
Well, we could waste time walking around, or perhaps Calfort could ferry us across. It depends on the depth of the lake, however.
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>>1267911
Betty could fly us across one at a time
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>>1267919
you can fly too
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>>1267921
He can't fly. He chose to be able to revive instead of being able to fly.
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>>1267911
Someone should toss the brain out into the lake to see if and giant lake monsters attack it.
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>>1267915
You should have probably figure out by now that your "Heavy Metal summoning powers" only extends to conjuring a small block
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>>1267924
Conjure multiple small blocks and use something to hold them together
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>>1267924
doesn't bones float cause they are not solid?
can't we just sit on green while he swimming across
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>>1267924
I will go around
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>>1267924
go around
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>>1267925
Oh shit the metal bocks are gonna fall on the others
>>1267927
>>1267929
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>>1267934
DODGE
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>>1267934
"Everybody, take like five big steps back. Fast.
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>>1267934
Jesus. Let get out from the shadow of the tower of heavy metal, and go around the lake, since nobody really has good plans on getting across it.
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>>1267934
Cut them in half with Holy Sword as they fall
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>>1267934
I got an idea let's dodge the lake!
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>>1267935
>>1267939
>>1267940
>>1267938
M8. Did you see I list "Control Metal" in your skillz list.
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>>1267948
I'll dive between the metal plates and the people in a way that doesn't have me fall flat on them
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>>1267948
doooodge
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>>1267948
Controlling something you summoned shouldnt need a skill of its own desu baka
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>>1267951
I love excuse to be as lazy as possible
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>>1267954
I'M A TRIANGLE
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>>1267954
just have the metal tiles be erased sloppily by some unspecified higher power
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>>1267954
I thought we went with the 'go straight to the tower' option so that we don't waste time? Do I need to carry everyone to get them around the lake or something?
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>>1267957
Well we know the Lord is with us so it's not out of the question
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>>1267957
Crisis averted.
Oh hey bump limit. WELP GUESS IT's THE END OF THIS EPISODE. ONLY 4 THREADS LEFT UNTIL QUEST FAIL.
SEE YA LATER
Updates:https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1267959
it's how op works. we make a choice and he delays it as much as possible with little things.
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>>1267959
Well orange would be the one carrying everyone but the alternate option is to go around the lake and swing by the hermit, OP confirmed it's possible
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>>1267964
Or swing by my dad's place.
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>>1267962
and then when we have fucked about too much, suddenly the threat appears.
Always.
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>>1267961
I'll bump your rump
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>>1267971
I'll eat your dog
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>>1267961
It's only the bump limit, not the image limit! We went over the bump limit before, so why not do so now?
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>>1267974
Jokes on you I don't have a dog
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>>1267967
We should decide before next thread
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>>1267977
Buy yourself a hotdog, a sausage in a bun, a rod in cheeks
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well we managed didn't kill myself
other reds will be proud
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>>1267992
The Lord smiled upon you
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>>1267992
Well, that's true, and people got some good loot. I shouldn't really feel too judgemental against everyone.
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