/co/ Storytime weekend of pain wrap up

I AM THE HEAD OF THE SHIELD

>>1475791

My favorite Storytimes of Pain were unabashedly Chaos (aka: Sonic the AIDShog) and Crash Bandicoot Retold. They were such beautiful disasters. I didn't know I could find such love in my heart for shitty DA fan comics but... By God, I did.

>>1475793
Are we gonna quote our favorite shit? Because "PAINKILLERS DO NOT OVERDOSE" is number 1 in my heart.

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>>1475793
I think the saying goes:
I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD.

>>1475794
Me too. Sonic the AIDShog was a special comic.

>>1475791
Ok,
>>>/co/94011836 (Marville)
>>>/co/94015371 (Trouble)
>>>/co/94013505 (The Unfunnies)
>>>/co/94017323(Nemesis)
>>>/co/94014562 (Joker's Daughter)
>>>/co/94017305 (Amazons Attack)
>>>/co/94015704 (Change)
>>>/co/94024786 (The Surface)
>>>/co/94017795 (Earth-2: World's End)
>>>/co/94016653 (Countdown pt. 1)
>>>/co/94021468 (Countdown pt. 2)
>>>/co/94026850 (Countdown pt. 3)

>>1475795
>>1475798

My brothers.

>>1475802

Day 2

>>>/co/94033336 (Jade Street Protection Services)
>>>/co/94035400 (The Deal/God’s End)
>>>/co/94036625 (Avengers #200: The Rape of Ms. Marvel)
>>>/co/94036764 (Nightwing: Brothers in Blood)
>>>/co/94037063 (Champions)
>>>/co/94037347 (Liberty for All)
>>>/co/94038108 (America)
>>>/co/94040156 (Thoughts on Being a Girl in Elementary School and a few other zines)
>>>/co/94041770 (Marvel Mangaverse: Ghost Riders)
>>>/co/94043883 (Cry for Justice)
>>>/co/94044426 (Rich Johnston's The Avengefuls)
>>>/co/94047152 (Sonichu pt. 1)
>>>/co/94055034 (Sonichu pt. 2)
>>>/co/94048652 (Phoenix: Legacy of Fire)
>>>/co/94048655 (Rise of Arsenal)
>>>/co/94050401 (In Real Life [more like purgatory based on the replies])
>>>/co/94050809 (Chaos by Ithiliam pt. 1)
>>>/co/94051195 (Countdown pt. 4)
>>>/co/94055444 (Countdown pt. 5)

I've bookmarked each SOP thread and done my best to bump them.
Will likely go back and read at least half of the ones I haven't before.

There's simply too much shit for one man to dig through.

>>1475796
being a weeb must be worse than all those storytimes combined

>>1475798

I hate to say it, but I'm fucking invested in it now anon. I want to know how this ride ends.

I'm going to have to start following this bitch's Deviant Art.

>>1475805
>>1475805
Day 3
>>>/co/94064494 (Extreme Comics)
>>>/co/94066681 (US War Machine 2.0)
>>>/co/94067801 (Joe Weltjens' DIESEL)
>>>/co/94068942 (Civil War II)
>>>/co/94069866 (Littlest Zombie Summer Special with ICP)
>>>/co/94071692 (Crash Bandicoot Retold)
>>>/co/94073049 (Deathmate)
>>>/co/94071399 (Sonichu pt. 3)
>>>/co/94078268 (Sonichu pt. 4)
>>>/co/94080252 (Chaos by Ithiliam pt. 2)
>>>/co/94084963 (Superman: Distant Fires)
>>>/co/94085142 (The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl BEATS UP THE MARVEL UNIVERSE!)
>>>/co/94086687 (Created Equal and Act of God)

Now to start collecting links for the final day. Someone tell me if any are missing.

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>>1475809
My sword flies true.

>>1475796
Swords don't have bones.
They're not living beings.

>>1475811
Check the Villains for Hire storytime, should have all the links.

>>1475811
>>>/co/94094250 (Crossed: Badlands #91-92)
>>>/co/94096509 (Crash Bandicoot Retold pt. 2)
>>>/co/94097361 (Ultimatum)
>>>/co/94108664 (Titans Villains for Hire)
>>>/co/94107862 (Chaos by Ithiliam pt. 3)
>>>/co/94106490 (HOLY TERROR!)
>>>/co/94109074 (Final Crisis SOP part 6)


>>1475816
I took most of the links from it. That really did speed things up.

Are there any missing?

For the best Roy Harper suffering experience, read the following in this order:

>>>/co/94043883 (Cry for Justice)
>>>/co/94048655 (Rise of Arsenal)
>>>/co/94108664 (Titans Villains for Hire)

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Might as well dump all the promo images for this year.

>>1475819
You only missed Ultimate End I think. Last link is also Countdown, not Final Crisis. Besides that, looks good.

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>>1475821
This one is my personal favorite.

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>>1475823

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>>1475824
and finally.

>>1475820
We need that Outsiders arc storytimed

Thanks for all these links, dude. I don't have the patience to go through them all, so do you have any recommendations to someone for stuff that's so awful it's entertaining?

>>1475830
Before Cry for Jusice, so we have a complete saga of suffering.

>>1475831
Ghost Riders and War Machine are quick and funny bad.

>>1475831
>so awful it's entertaining?
US War Machine 2.0 is so bad it caused me physical pain.
Ghost Riders is charmingly stupid.
Chaos is the apex of DA fanfics.

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One of my favorite pages.

Fuck I wish I knew this was happening. I would have posted the entirety of christian humbler reloaded which is basically a dude pulling a axe cop with some autist's tales gets trolled.

Do we get an award/trophy/JPG like last year?

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>>1475927
IDK if anyone is going to make one.

Maybe we should ask /wsr/?

>>1475925
well, there is always next year.

>>1475925
I really wanted to do IDW's Song of Saya this year but I couldn't find the time. I'll try to do it next year.

>>1475931
Did 2016 get a shirt?

>>1475925
>>1475935
There's still time left in the day and we need a grand finale since someone jumped the gun and did Warmachine yesterday.

Man, I almost wish I had scans of Superpope or something, but doing Chaos took a lot out of me.

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>>1475938
Yes.

>>1475940
there is going to be another for Roy Harper suffering saga. But we really need a special comic. How about The Movement? or Death of the New Gods idk they don't sound bad enough.

>>1475946
It looks like no one's done Our Love Is Real this year. On a related note, it could be followed up with the Attack on Titan one shot that Sam Humphries also did if anyone has that.

I'm just spitballing ideas, I'm not going to storytime any more this weekend.

>>1475958
that Calexit comic tho. It is maybe one of the worst recent comics and surprisingly noone storytimed it yet. and some people already posted Liberity for All

>>1475968
It was storytimed like 3 days before SOP. Also, who's gonna make the shirt? Or, should we just go to /wsr/ -0and see whAt falls in our laps?

>>1475968
>>/co/94115644 skirting responsibility and starting up Song of Saya.

>>1475942
That one looks so shit compared to the 2015 one.

>>1475973
>Or, should we just go to /wsr/ -0and see whAt falls in our laps?
Well better safe than sorry. >>>/wsr/352055

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New story time!

>>>/co/94115644 (Song of Saya)

>>1475940
The hinted triple post at once of the trinity of sin hasn't happened.

>>1476033
I don't think it will happen anymore.

All 3 have been done in their own threads and we have no clue if the guy ever finished.

Titans Villains for Hire flowed over into a second thread
>>/co/94116652

>>1475968
Calexit probably is bad but is too soon.
We gotta let it get a few more issues out.
I mean look at America. Sure it is bad, but it was continuing to get worse that cemented it a spot in SOP forever.

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>>1475830
>>1475832
Shit, I'd do it but it's already late here. I just checked my HDD I seem to have lost all my Outsiders files. If anyone is wondering, it is The Outsiders Volume 3, issues 17-19. I would upload them to zippy if I had them.

Keeping tabs on this thread, I'm gonna make a masterpost later when it's all over to show my friends.

This kind of snuck up on me this year I was ready to do Avengers disassembled but I did not have the time. I dd do Jade Protection Service though and uf that comic.

>>1476047
I wish I had downloaded Outsiders v3 when that one anon dumped it a while back in the win-o-threads. I loved this comic when I was 14 but this arc changed that.

>>1475821
I think I like this one most.

Been here for every SoP weekend, this year didn't disappoint. The only thing I can really say is we gotta keep it truly painful, don't pick mediocre, naval gazing trash or harmless shit because you don't like the opinion it espouses.

>>1476049
I think it is all over now.

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Is this essential DeviantArtcore?

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Storytimes of Pain this year:

Day 1
>>>/co/94011836 → Marville
>>>/co/94013505 → The Unfunnies
>>>/co/94015371 → Trouble
>>>/co/94017323 → Nemesis
>>>/co/94014562 → Joker's Daughter
>>>/co/94015704 → Change
>>>/co/94017305 → Amazons Attack
>>>/co/94017795 → Earth-2: World's End
>>>/co/94024786 → The Surface
>>>/co/94016653 → Countdown pt. 1
>>>/co/94021468 → Countdown pt. 2
>>>/co/94026850 → Countdown pt. 3

Day 2
>>>/co/94033336 → Jade Street Protection Services
>>>/co/94035400 → The Deal/God’s End
>>>/co/94036625 → Avengers #200: The Rape of Ms. Marvel
>>>/co/94036764 → Nightwing: Brothers in Blood
>>>/co/94037063 → Champions
>>>/co/94037347 → Liberality for All
>>>/co/94038108 → America
>>>/co/94040156 → Thoughts on Being a Girl in Elementary School and a few other zines
>>>/co/94041770 → Marvel Mangaverse: Ghost Riders
>>>/co/94043883 → Cry for Justice
>>>/co/94044426 → Rich Johnston’s The Avengefuls
>>>/co/94047152 → Sonichu pt. 1
>>>/co/94055034 → Sonichu pt. 2
>>>/co/94050809 → Chaos by Ithiliam pt. 1
>>>/co/94048652 → Phoenix: Legacy of Fire
>>>/co/94048655 → Rise of Arsenal
>>>/co/94051730 → Batgirl: Redemption
>>>/co/94051195 → Countdown pt. 4
>>>/co/94055444 → Countdown pt. 5

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>>1476412
Day 3
>>>/co/94064494 → Extreme Comics
>>>/co/94066681 → US War Machine 2.0
>>>/co/94067801 → Joe Weltjens' DIESEL
>>>/co/94068942 → Civil War II
>>>/co/94069866 → Littlest Zombie Summer Special with ICP
>>>/co/94071692 → Crash Bandicoot Retold pt. 1
>>>/co/94073049 → Deathmate
>>>/co/94071399 → Sonichu pt. 3
>>>/co/94078268 → Sonichu pt. 4
>>>/co/94080252 → Chaos by Ithiliam pt. 2
>>>/co/94084963 → Superman: Distant Fires
>>>/co/94085142 → The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl BEATS UP THE MARVEL UNIVERSE!
>>>/co/94086687 → JLA: Created Equal & Act of God

Day 4
>>>/co/94094250 → Crossed: Badlands #91-92
>>>/co/94096509 → Crash Bandicoot Retold pt. 2
>>>/co/94101422 → Crash Bandicoot Retold/SSBZ Crossover
>>>/co/94097361 → Ultimatum
>>>/co/94099892 → Ultimate End
>>>/co/94107862 → Chaos by Ithiliam pt. 3
>>>/co/94108664 → Titans: Villains for Hire pt. 1
>>>/co/94116652 → Titans: Villains for Hire pt. 2
>>>/co/94109074 → Countdown pt. 6 + Arena
>>>/co/94115644 → Song of Saya

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>>1476414
Bonus
>>>/co/94122872 → The Girls

I thought Nemesis was okay albeit stupid at times. also I wish they did less deviant art comics.

so are these funny bad, or boring bad?

>>1476460
Mix of funny bad, boring bad, and bad bad.

Most of them are bad for different reasons.

Surprised no one did How I Became Yours. Can't be longer than like Countdown right?

>>1476356
Was it even on Deviantart?

>>1476560
Shit sometimes gets lost in the mix. I think we missed the infamous OUR LOVE IS REAL as well.

>>1476588
We did.
There is always next year.

At the moment; Marville, The Unfunnies, Trouble, Nemesis, Grils, Warmachine, and The Deal/God’s End are the only comics to be done every year.

>>1476645
Wait, there was a year where we DIDN'T do Created Equal and Act Of God?

>>1476817
One of the early ones missed it I think.

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Well, here's something I threw together.

>>1476982
Thanks man.

>>>/co/94133249

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I made this.

>>1477236
Nice

>>1477236
I shall save this jpg as a badge of honor.

>>1475791
Wow, people read comics?

>>1477236

Very nicely done.

>>1477236
all this shit... It was worth it finally.

>>1475841
What the fuck is this shit?!

>>1477868
Hell on earth.

>>1475925
It's always during the San Diego Comic Con

>>1476461
Some are so bad they're entertaining, others are so bad you just fill with hate. Typically they should all be bad enough to make you FEEL something, even if it's just nausea.

>>1477236
Eh, going to try to make one more.

>>1478408
Never mind, this thread will be dead before I'm done.

We had a good run this year, best not to force it to last longer.

>>1478760


Try to be more positive; it might be around longer than you think.

>>1475791