AM I FUCKED?" or "WILL I BE OKAY?" anons, ple

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my package from amazon has been stopped in florida, f-fuck

>>91798040
JEFF
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypJdoqoqMRGW
100+ MPH WINDS EXPANDING FROM THE CORE

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RECON MISSION #31 HAS CROSSED THE GULF, MOVING INTO FLORIDA

NEW DATA SOON

>>91798143
What was it?

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JEFF THE MAD MAN PLEASE DON'T DIE BRO

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it's all downhill from here, lads. power's probably going to be going out soon.
wish me luck

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>>91798166
Nice

>>91798143
Orlando isn't on the coast it'll be fine, they just won't leave until tomorrow or Monday, at the latest.

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I'm dead edition

>>91798237
Dragon dildo.

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561 niggers report in.

WPB checking in.

have any of you guys left the death zone yet or are you waiting for death

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>it's a literally nothing happens and it was all just the jewish media hyping up a thunderstorm episode

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pretty comfy desu

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Jeff need to find a parking garage soon.

Melbournefags 100+ mph winds coming your way

>>91798040
>>91798095
dude faygo is good you are just a pussy can't handle it

904 faggots, are you as comfy as me

Nigga's gonna loot and burn your house down..

>>91798254
What time do the winds become hurricane tier in your area?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL-kWjYuv_w#t=552s

Will winds be 100+ in Orlando??

Reminder to all you young fags that haven't been in a hurricane - fill your tub, all your pots, anything that will hold water.

Do it now while you still have clean water available.

according to OPs link im safe.

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Reminder that if you don't have SPAM you are already dead.

>>91798254
If youre not hunting niggers in the aftermath, you're doing it wrong.

>>91798254
You fight the good fight m8, we're rooting for ya.

F

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>>91798040


That pic OP....

Holy shit...

Looks like the War torn Middle East.....

Is that Haiti?

Haiti is kill.......

>>91798040

Any anons livestreaming?

>>91798358
Meet me at checkers

>>91798483
THIS FAGGOTS
>THIS FAGGOTS
THIS FAGGOTS
>THIS FAGGOTS

The 8 glasses of water a day thing is complete bullshit. It will vary significantly and you might need even more than that.

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Pressure dropping more.

Are we gonna get /cat5/ at all from the murdercane?

>>91798358
sup fellow 561

Can't believe I went through all the trouble of prepping for the storm and all we're getting is light rain and mild gusts. Everyone hyped up some literally nothing sto

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>tornadoes inside the storm

JEFF IS GOING TO THE WATER

HE LOOKS DEATH IN THE FACE AND LAUGHS

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>>91798584
That is haiti - AFTER the hurricane.

Haiti is looking at 2-10,000 dead.

>>91798455
early morning. around 2 or so probably.

>>91798667
>http://www.spaghettimodels.com/
if your in a death purple zone yes other wise no, the hurricane might blow to another state and fuck shit up

>>91798143
I wish USPS said something like that instead of just "Arrival at some shit post office".

Well no shit it arrived there, just give me some form of update on when my shit will get to my hands.

>>91798358
561 bro here. When's this starting to ramp up for us?

>>91798747
I swear I just saw this

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>This will never happen where i live.
Sounds kind of exciting despite losing your house.

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>OH MY GOD CATEGORY 4 RUN OH MY GOD RUN

I don't want to jinx it, but it's already fucking 10 PM and nothing has happened.

I got some rain for a bit, and thats about it.

I live in Lake Worth.

Looks like west Palm Beach is getting hit good right now, can anyone confirm?

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>>91798747

Praise Jeff

>>91798833
You did but it was me

>>91798584
That was Haiti before the hurricane

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>>91798773
>Haiti is looking at 2-10,000 dead.
wot?

>>91798483
THIS

DO IT NOW BEFORE YOUR WATER LOOKS LIKE POO

>>91798040
>>91798584
Hope to Christ we dont give these Haitian niggers refugee status.

>>91798844
Anon, it isn't even close yet. The eye is still four hours away from doing damage

>>91798844
Wasn't even supposed to get close to land till 12-2 am. Its slow moving as a mofo

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Driving back to save kittay! 30 minutes away!!

https://youtu.be/KPmHM7Zaklo

>>91798887
No it's not

>>91798844
its still out in the ocean dumb faggot, rain bands just started moving in on the coast.

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>>91798922
280ish

https://www.rt.com/news/361851-hurricane-matthew-haiti-disaster/

>>91798840
But it did happen Huebro, and with a warming climate, I'm sure there will be more to come

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Catarina

>>91798358
I have family at the Hyatt Hotel on Palm Beach island.

Stay safe bros.

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RECON #31 UPDATE

IT'S GOING IT

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>>91798988
>filename

checked, asshole

>>91798283
>90 mph sustained winds
>fine

>>91798040
Holy shit check out this guy on twitch he is outside his front door and his roads are already flooded and he is expecting his area to be hit in the next 1 hour shiiiiiiit!
twitch tv /ice_poseidon

>>91798479
no just 90

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>>91798922
Yep, the whole South East is cut off from the rest of the nation.

The 300 or so that are reported dead are just from the capital. Whole towns are reported to have washed away in the south.

>>91798198
link, i lost the webpage

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>>91798040
I need a better live cam! Why is it so hard to find a good cam of the destruction. I need this in my life...

>>91799037
That just from capital area anon. Not the areas that where heavily hit.

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>>91799146
FINALLY I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE POSTING THIS

Btw, that's one of my favourite episodes

>murricans panicking cause they may get out of their houses

>>91799262
https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1ypJdoqoqMRGW?

>>91798988
I remember watching an episode of Cops and a whole apartment complex was on fire and some dumb bitch went inside looking for a cat

>>91799215
Man the only luck Haiti gets is bad luck.

>>91799215
Wow, this may be true, fuck me.

http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?NewsID=55218&&Cr=haiti&&Cr1=#.V_b_6-grKUk

>>91798844
my parents live in lake worth

leave so kek can justify this glorious massacre

>>91798844
you're going to wake up swimming in feces

>>91799229
tropicaltidbits.com

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Fuckin' smug-ass weather.

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Whats up, do you guys see mexican capthas?
fucking disgusting, deport google now.

Predict the number of U.S deaths from Matthew!

It's already killed over 100 people in shitty 3rd world countries like Haiti. But who really cares? They eat mud cakes.


How many deaths do you predict in the US. for his storm?

My guess is a solid boring 100 deaths.

Probably most of those deaths will come from Florida, because it's so damn flat. Nothing will inhibit those winds.

I'm no expert but I don't think these people were retarded enough to build a city below sea water like New Orleans

where my flat earth bros at?

this storm is a shit

gaaaaaaaay

>>91799410
What's a captha?

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>>91799311
go rescue refugees guido

Good site to see when the rain bands hit the shore.

Still seems to be moving west.

http://weather.cod.edu/satrad/nexrad/index.php?type=AMX-N0Q-1-48

>>91799306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDqwlAU2QYs

Link

>>91799215
So 10000 deas for sure? That's a nice happening desu

>>91799416
do people that have died in car crashes from evacuating and preparation accidents count?

>>91799410
No but I'm getting a bunch of these "draw over the sign" capthas.

Fuck off Google, train your own AI

Looks like the outer eye wall is about to hit

>>91799167
what part of florida is he in?

>>91799416
Depends on it's course, hard to guesstimate. I think a lot of people did evacuate in the worst areas. There are still dumbfucks that stayed behind and if there really is an 11ft storm surge that will probably kill a lot of people.

>>91799638
4 hours from Miami whatever that means

Yes I'm safe, thank you for asking.

>>91799522
>he paid to give his PI away to hiroshimoot to hand off to the FBI

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>>91798040
www.eagleheadlines.com
is the best news site I've found.

>>91799383
No worries, I would be surprised if it doesn't top 1,000 dead. Whole sections of a city of 80,000 are gone.

>>91799708
Probably Orlando area.

>hurricane may pass, loop back and hit again
wew

in the mandatory evacuation zone right now lads, wish me luck

>>91798796
I live in, and currently am I'm Pittsburgh. Fuck that mess down south. I just wanna know how bad Florida is gonna get buttfucked.

>>91799527
>florida
>this will cost clinton the election because obama won't stop the aftermath
>this shit is headed for the gulf so it'll strike elsewhere and cause more shit

>>91799638
Palm Beach

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>>91798166
Kek, I drove through worse rain and wind on this same road after a Journey concert like 3 months ago.

What a pussy.

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>>91799401


Wait.....

There's TWO of them?

When did THIS happen?

So HAARP is real then?

Fuck me......

>>91798483
Do it while you can...

>>91799527
>>91799543
>>91799544
>>91799583
>>91799585
>>91799599
>>91799602
>>91799610
>>91799638
i think he said whole beach florida or something?
Everyone get in here!
this guy might fucking die he is near the coast iand he literally is eating outside at the moment waiting for it to come fucking kek he even said his neighbourhood has all evacuated but he has not!
get in here: twitch tv /ice_poseidon

>>91798040
GOD SPEED FLORIDABROS

>>91799804
Ben "One Man Klan" Garrisson strikes again, I see.

This man is absolutely merciless.

>>91799410
>>91799602
>not using legacy captcha

That's starting to get fucky too with foreign signs tho.

wow,what a shit storm

total bust

These threads got more quiet, is it because Floridanons are starting to lose power?

>>91799804
>OCHA said the floods had been reported in 11 communes of the South of Haiti, while the International Organization for Migration (IOM) has issued warnings about the fate of 55,000 displaced persons still living in temporary shelters in and around the capital


Too much habbenings for me.

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How would I do? There was no stocking up done here.
Top to bottom
>8 packs of ramen, 7korean 1jap, dry beans and lentils
>24lbs of dry pasta
>3jars curry, 4 cans chick peas, 6 canned tomatoes, 3 cans pasta sauce, sardines
>Sugar, flour, honey, popcorn kernels, breadcrumbs, quick oats,
Rice, potatoes.

>>91798988

you already admitted you're a lying faggot.

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>>91799334
Thank you good sir!

Your reward is a Sea Slag

>>91799476
>tfw no qt badge selling GF

>>91799416
14. Mostly frail types and a few dindus driving around in the storm

>>91800076
That and hours and hours of nothing happening is boring as fuck

>>91798797
>Government public service
>having any incentive to improve

pick only one

>>91799599
I never know how they count deaths from storms.

here in the midwest it's all about winter storms. But I really have no clue how they even calculate that.

like is every road death attributed to the storm? It's obviously not just people that froze to death.

I don't know how this works.

>>91800044
I would but they're way more fucky than the pictures for me.

Brevard County is gonna get a massive BTFO soon, especially the Cape Canaveral area.

>>91800000

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>>91798483


Wait, you're an old fag?

And you haven't told anyone to buy an MSR Miniworks EX water filter used for survival?

What kind of survivalist are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCFzDiWZg1E

>>91799945
>ice poseidon
No thanks, I quit playing OSRS a while ago and Twitch is for 13 year olds

>>91799416
>Floridians
>not retarded

Pick one.

>>91800108
>too much pasta
>no beans or tuna
5/10 needs work

>>91799896
Yes, Nicole. They alternate male and female names, so Matthew got a gf.

>>91800129
I just want to make sure everyone knows not to worry about a fake cat. I'm not a monster you know.

>>91799866
It'll be as fucked as Beltzhoover

>300 dead in haiti
lmao holy shit

JEFF IS CRAZY

>>91800049
You're joking right? The hurricane isn't even hitting yet. Won't really hit for about 6-7 more hours.

>>91798483
ha have a pool, nerd

Best stream to watch?

Im watching a nigga stream on facebook.

"Vince mobley"

They always have the best reactions

>>91800220
then watch and take the pleasure in possibly seeing him die

>>91800108
>only 1 Japanese ramen

Youre fucked. Might as well save yourself the trouble and just slit your wrists.

>>91800099
Yep, over 20,000 homes lost in haiti

>>91798166
cancer

>>91798040

I'm in vegas do you guys think I'll be alright?

>>91799945
> dude bro, dude bro
if there is a god, he sent this hurricane to remove this guy from the face of the earth.

>>91800108
Things that need boiling are useless if you don't have a way to boil it.
Need more canned foods.

>all these succubi trying to take Jeff's purity
WE MUST PROTECT HIM

Livestream
>Fox10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpTsEAKDBpQ

>Force13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrSOBsuHlnM

>Weather Channel Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Riz1vKLhqI

>CSwxCenterandTHC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05sznGzBaLo

>Dj Chupy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipWxLQsTMdY

Periscopes
>Based Jeff
https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1YqxoXlOYMXKv?

>latina bae in FL
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1DXxyLWMEjgJM

It's moving more east. Eye won't come that close after this latest update

>>91800353
wait until sunday. 300 isn't even scratching the surface. Wait until they can actually access the areas that were washed away.

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>>91798844

>>91800353
That number gonna rise. A lot.

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You should have gone out and gotten these things before you needed them.

The top two are far less than $300.

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>>91800240

I fucking hate Mississippi accents. Jeff is triggering me with his shitty accent.

>TURS
>ONE HUNNARD MILENAHOUR WINS
>PARAFLASH

>>91800611
Happening cancelled
Everyone go to bed

>>91798483
> GOOD ADVICE FOR ANY IMPENDING EMERGENCY
DO IT
> GOOD ADVICE FOR ANY IMPENDING EMERGENCY
DO IT
> GOOD ADVICE FOR ANY IMPENDING EMERGENCY
DO IT

>>91798040
daily reminder that haiti is more advanced than africa

>>91800517
Be sure to secure your pets. Don't make the same mistake I did.

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>>91800266
>Matthew got a gf

tfw name is Matthew and no hurricane gf

that stupid little shit nicole fucked this storm up

this could have been a real monster

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>>91800683
breddy god-tier desu

>>91798358

Hey lets meet up at checkers near the western beef and hang out.

>>91800213
Not a survivalist, just grew up in NC and east coast, so been through it before. Hugo and Fran were bad enough, this one could be worse. Also have family that went through Ike in TX.

That filter is pretty neat though.

>>91798440
I was in st auggy but evacuated to Hastings. Really hope my apartment doesn't flood

>>91800683
What you gonna do plink the hurricane to death?

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>>91798536
Spam, spam, spam spam
Spam, spam spam, spam....
...
Bloody Vikings

>>91799896

No kidding, it's projected to loop back around and merge with hurricane Nicole in a few days due to it being a low pressure area. It will then become hurricane turbocunt and sawzall the southern tip of florida off before heading to the gulf and gaining strength yet again.

I'm not even being all that sarcastic, look at the plotted trajectories...

I-I'm going to g-get some tea candles f-from Walgreens tomorrow b-because my area is f-fine.

>>91800849
>reminder that Africa is an entire continent

>>91800955
It's so you can hunt for meat.

lol.

>>91798483
Sudoku mode
>no shelter
>no food
>no potable water
>no protection
>insufficient clothing
>no gear

Any takers?

>>91800133

I'd chuck my muck up that fuck, if you know what I mean?

>>91800683
What's the point of 5 guns? Not like you can use them all at the same time

>>91800884
find a girl named Nicole

WFLX Live Stream

https://youtu.be/tdGJ0FuAvoQ

>>91800611

What are you looking at? It's expected to hit in Brevard County.

>>91800683

Ruger mini and handgun will be all you need.

>>91798040
Why should i give a fuck what happens in 3rd world? Die you fucking niggers.

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that feel, when living on a blessed land, without tornadoes, earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis


disasterfags be jelly

this is weak as fuck.

about 100,000 people lost power so far.

James river is up 3 feet already.

So what's going on with this non-event hurricane?

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>>91800240
Florida might be full of insane people, but at least they didn't create a whole huge city below sea level, that just so happens to be right on the coast.


I mean you can be way below sea level 200 miles inland and no one would care, but New Orleans was basically made for shit posting.

https://twitter.com/SurfnWeatherman/status/784098438363230208/video/1

This was from hours ago, the eye is right on top of bahamas.......

>>91801052
Some people actually live with other humans, Hans.

>>91798143
RIP in peace that package.

>>91798358
boynton beach. its fucking nothing

>>91801071
No way son, those dindus are going to be swarming like fucking 28 days later. Some 3" 00 Buck will take em down in clumps, trip them up.

>>91801090
But you cursed with a long border with Russia....

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>>91799215
I smell a money making opportunity...

>>91800955
Don't underestimate a 22. Fucker can still kill you past 200 yards.

>>91800629
Where's this shitstorm supposed to be on sunday

>>91799527
If it loops its crashing into Nicole and coming back around as a Giga-Hurricane to fuck Miami then head into the gulf. maybe even a triple dose

>>91800213
>fildurr
that guy seems pretty autistic desu
good video tho

That dude ever find his cat? BBYa where are you

>>91801090

Yeah, instead of rain you have Russian missiles falling from the sky.

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>>91798483
t. pussy yankee

>>91801163
Still doing as it was expected - not supposed to hit land florida for another in 4-6 hours.

>>91801052

Retard detected.

You don't wield them all at once.

>Scoped rifle is for removing kebab at a distance
>.22 is for removing children of kebab
>shot gun is for defending your home from kebab
>mini-14 is for removing many many kebab at once
>Pistol is for planting on the body after you remove the kebab

High Tide at Midnight
High Tide at Midnight
This is not a drill

>>91801221

They break under fire, the have a morale of 0.

>people complaining about nothing happening when they don't even know when the hurricane is supposed to hit landfall
come back in about two hours kids

is hurricane fuck your shit up Matthew going to fuck up any other states

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>Facebook live right now

>>91801340
Yeah, I'm heading back right meow. Wife is driving.

anybody else starting to believe this whole flat earth theory? there is actually alot of credible evidence to support it.

If you're in Jacksonville you only have until Midnight to leave. The sheriff office us going to be blocking off roads and bridges for safety reasons.

https://mobile.twitter.com/JSOPIO

>>91801222
>But you cursed with a long border with Russia....

hurricans/tornadoes/shmornadoes coming every year
Russia coming only when oil prices are sky high (once in ~30 years)

>>91800933
4chan meet ups never go well.

We're all autistic remember

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>>91801444

>>91801090
Say hi to the little green men for me.

Has no one else realized that the USA is about to have a Floridian refugee crisis?

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>>91799410
>Slack
>Correct the Record
>Reddit
>Xbox

Oh boy!

Fort Pierce is about 1 hour from being hit by the outer wall.

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I got a buddy in Florida area right now around the area being hit

hope the fucker didn't get ripped to shred's

>>91801574
My fucking sides

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have fun guys!

:D

>>91801245
I meant that by sunday, haiti will have a better idea on how much they lost. Sunday the storm will be around SC I'm assuming.

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OH NO
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE NIGGERS ARE GONNA FLEE NORTH AFTER THE STORM JUST LIKE AFTER KATRINA.

THOSE NIGGERS ARE GONNA FUCK UP THE VOTE IN SOLID RED STATES

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YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

>>91801628
o-oh yeah....right

>>91798483
>fill your tub
If your tub doesn't have a good drain seal the drain can back up drain water in some places because US infrastructure is so garbage

>>91801444
>High Tide at Midnight
This is what made Sandy so bad. Storm surge hit at high tide. Water pushed right up the rivers and inlets, and across the barrier islands.

Places that have never seen flooding before got wiped out.

>>91801621
First major hurricane to hit Florida in over 10 years.

>>91801673
fake and gay

>>91801568
anyone

>>91798825
Never. The eye is already passing us.

>>91801576
The OP said he dropped off his wife at a safe place and went back for cat.

Get outta here

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>>91801655

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>>91801052
I like to shoot the 30-06 even though I do not hunt. Shows them damn paper targets who's the boss! Also a good long range dindu gun.

Shotgun is also hella fun! I don't like them for home defense - but....

.22 LR is for the kids ;)

Mini-14 is for direct dindu attacks.

The Sig P320C and unpictured Kahr CM9 are for self defense and maybe punching paper too.

Here at the end of shooting all summer I am a bit low on ammo...

>>91801690
>Nicole is cute
>ywn have a qt cat 1 Hurricane gf

>Wake up
>hoping to hear the storm is dissipating
>turn on news
>CATASTROPHIC
>DEADLY
>STORM FOR THE AGES
>IF YOU HAVENT LEFT YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

wew

>>91801352
Lol if you say so - 9 days of no power back in Fran, we were about an hour south of Raleigh, off of hwy 55. Without the water we had (including the toilet) we would've been struggling. If you're on well-water and not on city water, you'll wish you had listened. (no power = no well water)

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>tfw Jacksonville looks exactly like brisbane

>>91801914
>Not using a shotgun for home defence
Why? 90% kill rate on the first hit.

>>91801884
This

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>>91800683
>you can buy gallon jugs of water at Wally for $0.83
>people buy 'brand name' water
>worse people will say they couldn't afford to buy water
>mfw

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Where my Jax fags at? I'll be riding it out in the yellow zone.

>>91802065

how so?

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>>91801925
>When even the weather is luckier than you

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MATTHEW IS REACHING LEVELS OF SMUG THAT SHOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE

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#31 GOING IN

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>>91801352
>you're a pussy if you are prepared

Likely dead if you don't. Who's the pussy now?

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>>91801803
This is the first Major hurricane to hit the US. in over 10 years.

literally the longest streak on record.

/pol/ never had a chance........

>>91801953
https://twitter.com/Deathbymartymar/status/784122375424004096

>>91801052
Get a dozen glocks and use them as grenades to accompany your nugget that has gotten even moister in the hurricane and your colt 1911 if you somehow run out of ammo or get caught in close range by niggerninjas

>>91802226
what does this mean

>>91801925
They're in love :3

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>>91802184
It's the living embodiment of hell.

>>91802188
The big fucking river in the middle of it and the city blocks surrounding it look exactly like South Bank and Queens street

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M-matt and Nicole are cute!

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>>91802184
Holy shit

>>91801925
feels bad man

>>91802293
They send in recon to drop sensors. This is a low altitude mission

>>91802184
Why the fuck does that look like a Velocirpator

>>91802175

Southside jaxfag here, judging by this thing I should be fine as long as the river can keep it's dick in its pants

>>91801661
look closer anon.

>>91801925
hurricane porn when

>>91798773
Yeah, fuck 'em.

Maybe next time they have a slave rebellion they wont butcher all the whites.

>>91801914
>Mini-14 is for direct dindu attacks
Best "crowd control" weapon you have there.

Shotgun is good, but the 14 gets the message across at a distance. 30-06 is a great penetrating round for getting the point across through things like walls, car door, trees, the two guys in front of the one you're aiming for...

What if putin nuked Florida while the hurricane was ripping everyone up

>>91802370
Oh fug

who here /407/?

pretty comfy

>>91802184
Shit

DUUUUUUUVALLLLLLL

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>>91802222

wew digits

>>91802370
Ancient form of pepe.

>>91799877
The north of florida is conservative. South where all the liberals live is unscathed. This is TERRIBLE for trump if it actually manages to displace people -- we're talking like a few percentage of voters who won't be able to vote in republican areas.

Florida is already trending blue, this hurricane might make it a landslide.

And don't forget that Obama's numbers went WAY UP after sandy.

>>91802257
>and your little dog too!

Fucking kek

>>91802250
Are we going to have more fun with this than we would have ever if /pol/ was around during Karina?

>>91802397
>Soon
Matthew is going to loop around, Hurricanes swallow other hurricanes and it feeds them, Its coming back around for Miami then Gulf Shenanigans

>>91802184
D.A.K. ?

>>91802378
As long as the power stays on I'll be happy. Gotta keep the meme machine running.

>>91802098
>>Not using a shotgun for home defence
>Why? 90% kill rate on the first hit.

I practice a lot so the far easier 9mm handgun to the face is just as good for me. But everyone will have to get what is best for them there.

>>91802169
>>you can buy gallon jugs of water at Wally for $0.83

Yes! At least keep $10 worth of water around! I also have water filters on the domestic and even for drinking out of rivers and shit but any damn fool should have at least 5 gallons of water on the shelf.

>>91798040

Brevard here, it's literally fucking nothing but a little bit of wind and rain.

I'm going to sleep, I better wake up from the noise of trees falling and hitting my house or I'm never falling for the hurricane meme again

is it still going to happen at midnight - 2 am

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>>91802222

>>91802584
Dont forget that everyone who dies gets registered Democrat.

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>>91802661
>Category 4 Hurricane.
>Banking on power remaining on.

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>>91801661

> filename

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>>91802472

i live in dr. phillips

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imagine how nice florida was in the 1950s

>>91802630
D.A.K
10.6.16

>>91802630

What does D.A.K mean? I keep seeing it in apocalypse threads, but haven't figured out what it stands for.

>>91802584
It's projected to weaken as it heads further north

the whole thing is a fucking meme outside of the storm surge. It's not going to be a Katrina situation because the infrastructure is actually there compared to Louisiana

>>91802184
It looks like it's smiling

>>91802584
>And don't forget that Obama's numbers went WAY UP after sandy.
Oh it's this guy again. The other factors are not the same as they were back during Sandy. Obama will get blamed for FEMA fucking up.

This will be good for Trump just like the Louisiana floods were.

>>91798254
We are apparently neighbors. Been so calm today. Should pick up soon

>>91802584
Its going to cycle around, and then strike Miami. Afterwards, it'll strike a liberal shithole somewhere along the gulf.

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>>91802685
water filters?

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>>91802184

>>91802833
>50's
That's late 70's anon

>>91802833
maybe it'll all be washed away, along with the democrats and niggers and spics, and 1950s florida will return, including the huge mob influence

>>91802833
The Bandshell is still there, I had a comfy childhood playing at the boardwalk arcade and looking at girls wearing basically nothing all day

>I hope it all gets wiped

>>91802706
Good shit hits at 2am onward.

>>91798040
If you evacuated you'll be good. I went through Katrina and it was actually kinda nice after the storm.
> all the niggers were gone
>city is like a post apocalyptic world.
>Teachers didn't fail anyone
>Crazy house parties in gutted out houses that cops wouldn't break up.
FEMA trailers and gutting/rebuilding your house suck though. and then the niggers come back and ruin it all.

>>91802951
Kek

>>91802787
>everyone is a manlet and can't reach the top shelf
kek

>>91802951
I swear this looks exactly like some Pokemon

>>91802787
get the fritos

>>91802959

thats why i said imagine

>>91802753
One can only hope. My phone has a full charge and an additional battery. Once those are drained its all over.

>>91802584
Republicans have better houses than welfare nigger libcucks

GIGANTIC EXPLOSIONS

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypJdoqoqMRGW

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypJdoqoqMRGW

If you're in Jacksonville you only have until Midnight to leave. The sheriff office is going to be blocking off roads and bridges for safety reasons.

https://mobile.twitter.com/JSOPIO

>>91802951
Bane?

>>91802959
Could be 80s. Even the 70s cars in that pic look a bit rusty.