HURRICANE MATTHEW GENERAL - BE ARMED EDITION HITTING FLORI

So it won't make landfall?

First for brit

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>>91771111
PAST THREAD

>>91765574

WHATS THE FUCKING CATEGORY?????? ARE WE GETTING STAGE 5 OR NOT?

I live 20 miles west from Jax beach, should I go get some boards for the windows or can I just chill? I'm not in an evacuation zone

>>91771299
fuck you anon I have 2 more digits than you

>>91771400
His bread is better. More info and pics.

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>tornado warning in Kansas
>hurricane warning in Florida
>mfw living in California

You fucks have it easy. Kansas people know there's a Tornado because you can see that shit 50 miles away and Floridians have a Hurricane warning and can evacuate a few days prior.

Here in Cali we have fucking earthquakes where there's no warning. We all could literally die right now and we'd have no warning.

THIS SHIT'S INTENSE WHAT A MADMAN JUST STANDING IN IT

kikebook/livemap/#@24.146753594703075,-75.5474853515625,7z

HOLY FUCK

https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1YqxoXlOYMXKv?


https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1YqxoXlOYMXKv?

https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1YqxoXlOYMXKv?

>>91771388

Doesnt seem like a good idea, I'm pretty much where you are. I'm too hesitant to be on the roads at this time dude.

REAL THREAD HERE

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>>91771446
>>91771400
>>91771111

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO GET CHECKED TO BE BELIEVED

REEEEEE

Finally. God will smite Floridaman.

>>91771111
>evacuating
>not staying behind to loot
it's almost like your not even trying to get rich OP.

>>91771490
WHAT HAPPENED

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Just got home - posting updated map in case it wasn't already

>>91771490
>https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1YqxoXlOYMXKv?

what happened

>>91771475
Honestly m8 our faults are boring as hell and haven't had anything interesting in a while. I only felt one quake this year

>>91771541
fuck off

>>91771490
that's nothing

kikebook/livemap/#@24.146753594703075,-75.5474853515625,7z

>>91771475
Stop talking shit or we start meming quakes next, calicuck

>>91771566
Have a check, but other bread is more informed.

Kek has decided.

>>91771475
You deserve it for living in California

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>>91771566

>>91771524
So you're just gonna ride it out then? Rain coming down hard so I guess it'd be a huge pain in the ass to put the boards up anyway...

>>91771679
don't do that

https://twitter.com/Deathbymartymar/status/784122375424004096

>>91771683
>THIS OP HAS 1111
>1111
FUCK OFF KID

>>91771475
At least nothing of value would be lost, senpai

>>91771613
>wrapping back around itself
Is it possible the forces causing it to spiral will restrengthen it?

>>91771111
May 2 million Democrat voters be killed. Amen.

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>>91771475
>Getting cucked by the ground
LMAO'ing @ ur lif

GFS does not have the eye making landfall

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If I survive this will I finally get the mount?

>>91771400
gotcha, i tried to delete thread but it didn't work

Sticky when?

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guy streaming in hurricane from Freeport Bahamas on kikebook

>>91771771
You have no maps. Get fucked, newfag. Do you even /hur-gen/?

Who /Orlando/ here?

>>91771722

I live in southside/baymeadows. I think I'm going to be good where I am but I'm not brave enough to head to the beach.

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We updated.

>>91771612
>>91771618

he just saw a vortex right in front of his car

EYEWALL STRENGTHENING

GOING TO DANCE ON THE COAST

>>91771111
Quads confirm looting.

Glad I'm in the white upper middle class suburbs where there will be no looting

>>91771781
No, it will be very disorganized by the time it comes back around.

However, GFS not making landfall changes things a bit. If no landfall, it will not weaken as much. The waters just aren't as cool near NC, where it goes East, which will cause it to weaken rapidly. Right now, it's in prime hurricane monster environment

fucking idiots WATCH THIS STREAM. THIS GUY IS JUST STANDING IN 130MPH WIND

kikebook/livemap/#@24.15176601231298,-75.5419921875,7z

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Does anyone in Port Orange have a generator and air conditioning and can I stay with you?

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>>91771891
Stop.
KEK has spoken, and I have been using this site for 4 years.

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I'm with her.

This is gonna be a her,I,kaine

>>91771965

THIS HERE

GUY IS STREAMING IN HURRICANE HITTING FREEPORT BAHAMAS

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That windshield is gonna explode sometime in the next 12-24 hours. And it will explode NNE right up the coast

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>>91771111
BE AMERIFAT, GET HURRICANED

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>>91772077
holy fuck i just looked at the current radar

RIP freeport

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954 reporting in

925 MILLIBARS

160MPH

THIS STORM IS A FREAK

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>>91771735
>tfw it's not going 20 miles to the west

>>91772280
SOURCE? 925 WHAT THE FUCK

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Who else /depressed for years but too much of a pussy to commit suicide and secretly hoping for a free exit from this life thanks to matthew/ ?

>>91771894
Beautiful Longwood suburbs here. Chilling on the patio having a drink. We're the only city around Orlando not included in all the warnings. We are blessed by the fact that we never voted for Obama, even in 2008.

>>91772280
>Leave work
>938 mb
>get gome
>925 mb

Holy fuck that was fast. Way fast than I thought

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Holy crap, you guys have been monitoring this shit for a day now, no cool webm, or spooky story of someone anon almost dying yet?

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>>91771111

It's GETTING windy, isn't it?

Fucking CHECKED Edition

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>>91772280

>>91772280
i am of dubious

>>91772367
If Matthew doesn't kill you, clowns might. Hang in there...

>>91772420
It hasn't made landfall yet. It only just started effecting Miami.

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>>91772367
stop jacking off to porn will help your brain produce dopamine normally

>>91772367

1. dont kill yourself dude
2. if you want to kill yourself, i guess you can just head to the beach and hope to drown or something, I dunno

>>91772223
Yep, The Bahamas are getting fucked.

Is this real?
https://twitter.com/Deathbymartymar

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Since OP is a massive faggot:

>info from other thread
>Fox10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpTsEAKDBpQ
>Force13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrSOBsuHlnM
>Weather Channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Riz1vKLhqI
>some fuck's periscope
https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1YqxoXlOYMXKv?

>>91771987
>been here for 4 years
>actively tries to split a general

If you are an oldfag act like it faggot. Collect the relevant info, put it in the fucking OP, and don't be a fucking autist when it comes to who posted the first general.

OP is an eternal faggot

>>91772367
disgusting shit lips

>>91772420
Brazil calm down Hurricanes take time

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RIP Georgia

so wait is it getting stronger again? will it actually be a cat 5

>>91772420
It's only just beginning

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Take ur bets. Does the eye make landfall or not?

>>91772605
why is this upside down anon

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>>91772569
>What's laziness?

>>91772569

>cool virtual radar thing
https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-77.87,25.93,3000

Forgot this.

>HILBOT ASKS FLORIDA TO EXTEND NEXT WEEKS VOTER REGISTRATION CUT OFF

>>91772420
I have a brief spoopy story, but this isn't my personal blog.

If i get sextuplets, Florida will sink

>>91771882


LINK US FAGGOT.

LINK US TO KIKE BOOK NOW!

>>91771111

Like this post if you might die from the storm

>>91772420
facebook live map is incredible right now. look at bahamas streams

>>91772530
do we have any reliable ETA on it so we can get some sick webms?

>>91772736
see >>91771654

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>>91772569
We've been at this for 3 days and you come in here with your shitty OP with no information for the people about to experience this storm who live in their basement and don't know anything about what's going to happen aside for the fact it was posted on /pol/

fuck outta here

tfw 300 miles inland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZa1Ons4AkA

>>91772700
Of course, that way she has plenty of new cadavers to register and vote dem for her.

>>91772569
>being so autistic you taught the fact that you created a thread on /pol/

Trips.

>>91772712
tell it you faggot, we want to hear it

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>>91772151
>yfw you realise American obesity is just an evolutionary device to anchor them down and give them a fighting chance against harsh climatological conditions such as these

>>91772672

Honest projection: It will hit land in Florida, intially pretty hard. But it will die a lot quicker than projected and Georgia and South Carolina will be fine.

>>91772569
>>91772691
thx man, finally something good

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>tfw raised in jacksonville for 18 years
>live in texas now
>all of my family is in jacksonville
>my middle name is Matthew

>mfw

Purge everyone in that shit hole.

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>>91772569
Kek believes me

>>91771111
It's pretty /comfy/ to sit in my house and watch the state sink outside my window. Feels good, man.

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starts to loop after this.

Hurricane force winds over most of SC

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>>91772680
>what is rushing to get the first General up

Stop playing dumb, faggot.

>>91772833
Not even my thread. Splitting a hurricane general is pants on head retarded, especially when it is about to make landfall. Stop being a massive autist.


This is about the hurricane, not whoever is OP.

>mfw I'm actually triggered

Nothing all that interesting yet,but will be good later probably

http://www.surfline.com/surf-report/flagler-beach-pier-florida_61837/

>>91771111
pan handle going to be ok?

>>91771613

BAHAMAS BTFO

HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

>>91772740
watching it now, looks like a very windy day.

>>91772965
Thicc

>>91772560
What the fuck lmao

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>EAS ACTIVATED
EAS ACTIVATED
>EAS ACTIVATED
EAS ACTIVATED
>EAS ACTIVATED
EAS ACTIVATED


HERE WE GO.
THE SOUND OF A HAPPENING IS NOW AMONG US.
LET THE FL FAGS LET THAT SOUND HAUNT THEIR DREAMS FOREVER

>>91771111
is there really a 'general' for this bullshit? lol this board sucks.

>>91772991
It's only cat 3 hitting jax, stay mad faggot

>>91773082
Panhandle might be the only part not suffering from the storm.

>>91773057
you're the thread splitter faggot

I hope everyone the best luck. If someone is in the danger zone I hope you are okay.

>>91771987
>I have been using this site for 4 years.
So you're a newfag

Anyone thinking about making a charity for evacuatees yet?

>>91772998
>what are get scripts

Not implying you use them, mind you. I just don't like thread splits at critical times. Triggers the fuck out of me

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Is literally anything happening yet?

Also how strong is this one compared to previous hurricanes?

925 MILLIBARS AT A HEIGHT OF 200METERS

http://www.tropicaltidbits.com/

how fucked are you guys

>>91772965
Holy shit, her skin is purple.
>>91772991
Edgy aren't we,

im in jax do i want the eye to land so it weakens b4 it hits me?

>>91773243
Now hold on ehre you littl-

>>91773296
WTF

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good explanation tracking eyewall movement vs storm movement

https://twitter.com/Deathbymartymar/status/784122375424004096

>>91772560
He is so happy it is contagious

Jeff's periscope is breaking my headphones what the fuck

>>91773188
Katrina was only a category 3 too. Remember how that went?

get purged faggit

>>91773208
You are a dumb ass nigger. I made the past 2 threads, not either of the splits.

Stop being a faggot.

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>>91772675
It doesn't matter. There's no law that says I have to follow a north at the top orientation.

>>91772965
how and why do people do this to themselves

>>91772569
>https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1YqxoXlOYMXKv?
madman literally going to die if he doesn't get to higher ground

>>91773251
It's called the Red Cross.

>>91773301
954 here. I'm doing pretty good. Not looking too bad for us.

what the fuck am I going to do if there's no power for a week?

>>91773296
Strongest hurricane to hit the states in over a decade

strongest hurricane to hit this area of florida in almost 120 years

>>91772587
i tend to avoid porn, and thanks to this, all i can imagine is sucking those juicy lips, flipping and flopping all arond mylips, tongue, and teeth as she drips the sweet sweet slippery slimy goo women gush out when you eat them out.

fuck

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>>91773300

>>91773301

904 southside, far from the coast so im somewhat comfy

>>91773451
Use your imagination to fap and protect yourself

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>>91773451
Kill Jews

>>91771111
Don't let those fuckers take your guns like katrina!

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Fuck you Adam in Orlando.
I hope your shit gets wrecked

THIS PRODUCT COVERS NORTH AND CENTRAL GEORGIA

***DANGEROUS HURRICANE MATTHEW APPROACHING THE GEORGIA COAST ON
FRIDAY***

NEW INFORMATION
---------------

* CHANGES TO WATCHES AND WARNINGS:
- A TROPICAL STORM WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR
EMANUEL ...TREUTLEN ...WHEELER ...MONTGOMERY AND TOOMBS

* CURRENT WATCHES AND WARNINGS:
- A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR
EMANUEL ...TREUTLEN ...WHEELER ...MONTGOMERY AND TOOMBS

* STORM INFORMATION:
- ABOUT 550 MILES SOUTHEAST OF MACON GA OR ABOUT 470 MILES
SOUTH-SOUTHEAST OF VIDALIA GA
- 26.2N 78.6W
- STORM INTENSITY 140 MPH
- MOVEMENT NORTHWEST OR 325 DEGREES AT 13 MPH

SITUATION OVERVIEW
------------------

DANGEROUS MAJOR HURRICANE MATTHEW IS EXPECTED TO TRACK ALONG THE
EASTERN FLORIDA COAST TONIGHT AND FRIDAY ... THEN MOVE ALONG THE
GEORGIA COAST FRIDAY AFTERNOON THROUGH SATURDAY. AS THE STRONG
HURRICANE APPROACHES THE GEORGIA COAST EARLY ON FRIDAY ... TROPICAL
STORM FORCE WINDS ARE EXPECTED TO SPREAD INLAND AND COULD BRING
WIND GUSTS OF 40 TO 55 MPH IN AND AROUND THE TROPICAL STORM
WARNING AREA FRIDAY AFTERNOON THROUGH SATURDAY. ALL INTERESTS
ACROSS PARTS OF SOUTHEAST GEORGIA ... ESPECIALLY ALONG AND EAST OF
A JORDAN TO SWAINSBORO LINE SHOULD PREPARE FOR HAZARDOUS WINDS
FRIDAY THROUGH SATURDAY. THERE IS ALSO A HEAVY RAIN THREAT OVER
THIS SAME AREA ... WITH 2 TO 3 INCHES OF RAINFALL EXPECTED AND
ISOLATED HIGHER AMOUNTS POSSIBLE THROUGH SATURDAY. THESE RAINFALL
AMOUNTS WILL BE CAPABLE OF PRODUCING LIFE THREATENING FLASH
FLOODING ... ESPECIALLY ALONG FLOOD PRONE CREEKS AND RIVERS.

POTENTIAL IMPACTS
-----------------
I just got this

>>91773375
seriously? This is going to backfire when nothing happens and only ensures that when the big one hits no one will care.

oh your gonna lose power a couple days with a little flooding, then wow it was nothing.

>>91773296
I'm in Fort Lauderdale and honestly it's been a big nothing so far. It's probably after the hurricane when things are dangerous because idiots try to drive on the roads which are either flooded/street lights don't work, or water/power are out.

>>91773082
Unfortunately, the panhandle will not be hit by the storm.

God help us all

>>91772367
Why are vaginas so disgusting guys

hurricane streaming from inside a greenhouse

https://www.periscope.tv/MyBrotherIsDumb/1PlJQeOdbBXJE

>>91773406
You're an idiot, no wonder your family is ashamed of you

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>>91773454
Katrina-tier?

Or Sandy-tier even?

>>91773619
>

>>91773432
>American sees someone trying to exercise
>reacts with horror like it is torture

The memes are real

>>91773476
gay desu

>>91773602

He said "if this moves 20 miles west" m8, right now it's just the coast being fucked.

>>91773599
>WIND GUSTS OF 40 TO 55 MPH
gay

>>91773703
Katrina was worse than Sandy and this is Andrew+++ tier

>>91772560
>>91773171
>>91773363
Shep bringing the bantz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsP6XN2dIo

>>91773451
Get a gun, get on the roof, and protect your shit from google

>>91772839
saved, thank you

>>91771111
Why is it taking so long. Is msm trying to slide something more important?

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>>91773577

PRAISE KEK

Am in Orlando. Saw Trump at rally. All that matters. Maga 2016

Put this site in the next OP

http://www.tropicaltidbits.com/recon/

Actual data

>>91773790
Only BRITS do the bantz

>>91773786
>Hurrican Andrew
>95 fatalities

Sounds pretty uneventful desu

>>91773703
Sauce?

>>91773857
The hurricane? It's moving like 9 mph

>>91773671
Because women cheat and use it as their gateway to money.

>>91773857
>cat4
not important

>>91773619
-t. DSP

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kek wants you to die

>>91773984
Because people listened and GTFO. Andrew leveled neighborhoods

>>91771618
Did he say there's a Tornado

>>91773671
Glad I'm not the only one
no homo btw

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>>91773180

Here's my conditions:

>Georgia
>80-100 miles from the coast
>1970's brick house
>Not many trees in the area
>Live on steep as fuck hill

I think I should be OK, or should I lube myself up anyway?

>>91771111
a 9 foot storm surge is nothing ro laugh at. but ike came ashore with a 14 foot storm surge. katrina and rita had estimated 18 foot surges.

the gaggot thing in ny a few years ago had a 5 foot surge.

look, this looks like a helatious storm. and niggas on the coast are going to have some work. but this is a shittier storm than ike. and I bet most of you faggots don't remember ike.

hopefully it will bring is mads laughter at the american red cross, the most inept aid orginization in existence.

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>Tfw when live on the east coast but will only be clipped by the storm

How do you anons plan to chill while Floridians are dying?

>>91773984
>possible billions of dollars of damage
>not eventful

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QUICK POST YOUR FAVORITE STORMS

1993 STORM OF THE CENTURY REPORTING

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matthew will circle back around and hit florida a second time, killing thousands of people

Start posting "Florida Loot Crew" images on Twitter reminding people "Da Poleece Can't respond if da winds ovah 50mph".

People might panic.

>>91771781
>This is how stupid pass users are.

>Weather Channel Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Riz1vKLhqI
>Fox10 Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpTsEAKDBpQ
>Force13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrSOBsuHlnM
>Maps and Information (NOAA, updates automatically now.)
Path and Warnings: http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?5-daynl#contents
Wind Probabilities: http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/213945.shtml?tswind120#contents
Storm Surges: http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/213945.shtml?wsurge#contents
>Maps and Information (other sources)
Tidbits: http://www.tropicaltidbits.com/
SpaghettiModels: http://www.spaghettimodels.com/
Navy NRL: http://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.html
>Hurricane Safety
NOAA: http://www.nws.noaa.gov/om/hurricane/
FEMA: https://www.fema.gov/disaster/4068/updates/hurricane-safety-tips-learn-what-do-during-and-after-hurricane
Coast Guard Hurricane Supply Kit: https://www.uscg.mil/d7/airstaBorinquen/docs/HurricanePage/Suggested%20Hurricane%20Supply%20Kits%20.pdf
>POLICE SCANNERS
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/stid/12
>Twitters to Check
https://twitter.com/RyanMaue
https://twitter.com/HRD_AOML_NOAA
https://twitter.com/NOAA_HurrHunter
Here you go, faggots. I only pruned the "insights" and periscopes so go ahead and prune/add whatever.

Just keep this shit together, and stop fucking splitting threads.

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>>91773577
So this is the punishment for all my frogposting...

THIS BITCH IS GETTING REKT IN BAHAMAS

kikebook/livemap/#@26.19857337033102,-78.30368041992188,10z

HEY BARRIER ISLAND ANON ARE YOU STILL HERE? HOW'S IT GOING? POST SOME PICS!

how many people died so far :DD

>>91774067
HAIDF please


I'm not gonna wait up to see what happens, it'll probably dissipate before it reaches the shore at this rate

>>91772957
Since you asked
>squatting in corner of the room shitposting on tablet away from balcony
>hear howling outside
>must be wind, ignore it
>howling starts to sound like a person
>spooped.jpg
>walk over to balcony glass to peer outside
>pull back the curtain slightly
>wow, it's fucking nothing
>just as I'm about to close the curtain
>SPLAT
>literal ball of shit lands on balcony door
>hear a baby laughing demonically
>scared but angry.mov
>open balcony slightly
>get rain and wind in my face
>hear weird howl laughter from above
>look diagonally from myself upwards
>random cat is shitting with it's ass pointed outwards on neighbor's balcony
>wind carried the cat shit to my door
>go back inside

I went upstairs to tell them to put their cat inside because it's abusive to leave it out there. Knocked, and no one answered. Go back down, and notice the cat is gone. Now I'm watching the shit smear all over the glass with the rainwater.

>>91773423
this is triggering my OCD anon why

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>>91774247
Yes

kikebook.com/livemap/#@26.00989258640275,-77.91366577148438,9z

this nigs getting pounded

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>>91774292
>Police scanners

>>91774166
>ike
>14 feet
] It was feared to be much the same in Port Arthur, and it was predicted that low-lying areas between Morgan City, Louisiana and Baffin Bay, Texas, particularly those areas east of Ike's projected eye landfall would experience the greatest damage from storm surges of up to 20 feet (6.1 m).[43]

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guys I just turned on my tv and this is playing

>>91773436
TEAM JEFF

>>91774311
You mean reward?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Riz1vKLhqI
that sign language guy holy fuck my sides

>>91774120
hurricanes can spawn tornados

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>>91773671


There is nothing better than a stinky vagina.

Nothing.

Especially when a girl hasn't showered in a while, and you force your penis inside her stinky vagina.

Makes me cum harder.

>>91774342
120 I think. It will take about a week to know how many actually died though.

>>91774343
That's not how hurricanes work but yea go to sleep if your tired. You can review damage in the AM. Or take a nap and come back in 5 hours when the eye makes landfall that's the best part

>>91773599
40 to 55 mph, 2 to 3 inches of rain

>thanks kikes, you were wrong again, fucking happening threads

>>91774164
>80 miles from coast

You're fine

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>tfw just barely outside its range

>>91773619
no power is boring as fuck though. good luck. the only real problem is if law breaks down, which could happen. then you got the wild west.

>>91773698
>no response

>y-y-y-you're an idiot

wow, you got me good, but here's one for you: you're a poopy pants and your brain is made of doodoo.

>Tfw there was no preemptive looting.

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rain map

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>>91774164
>Florida
>20 miles from the coast
>80's drywall house with spanish tile roof
>trees on my front lawn
>neighbor has a fucking trampoline that he didn't take down

I think I'll be fine.

>>91774234
Sandy

Palm Bay bro here, the eye is coming right over us, i'm ready for death, take my soul for a Trump victory, all mighty kek

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>>91771111
On Jax beach hunkered down in our safehouse. I am well into the evacuation zone and going nowhere.

AMA if you want.

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>>91774513
I'm in Brevard County!

>>91774882
Stay comfy lad

>>91774803
Trump wants you to vote even from your deathbed bro. No giving up.

THERES GONNA BE SO MANY HOT SLUTS STREAMING THEIR REACTIONS TO THE STORM TONIGHT FUCKKKKKKK

>>91774669
Daytona fag here.
I assume the looting is beginning on the barrier island now since officials said they wont respond to emergency calls after 6PM there.

>>91773296
>>91773703
Do you have sauce on these webms?

>>91772740
>shills for Facebook

>>91774882
>AMA if you want.
How is your day? And what is your favorite presidential candidate?

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This nog said she's getting in the water as soon as it becomes a Hurricane.

Hurricane Party Livestream: Darwin Edition

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ITS FUCKIN CLOSE LADS

GOOD LUCK

>That whore Hailey hasn't been impeached and replaced yet
Fucking cucks

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>>91771111
Kek, OP is gonna shoot at the hurricane

>ameritards

>>91775063
Pretty good, work got cancelled.

Trump or Gary "dude weed" Johnson

HURRICANE IS OFFICIALLY THE STRONGEST IN US HISTORY, 899 MB

GOOD LUCK FLORIDA

>>91774342
136 in haiti

So is the eye going to miss Brevard now?

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> you will never mediate a savage catfight between Nikki Haley and Tulsi Gabbard over pooing in loos, showing them unity and cross-aisle solidarity via the power of your dick

why even live. WHY.

>>91775273
link or you're a faggot.

>>91774743

RIP

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Charlotte, NCfag here

What the hell is going on?

It was just sunshine and peace two hours ago

lads

i live in northern california

will it even reach me? how fucked i'm i? i'm i kill? i hope so

someone please respond i'm desperate

>>91774426
14 feet was the buoy report from noaa, not counting waves. the waves overlapped the galveston sea wall, 20 feet high, on the dry side.

my buddies beach house was utterly destroyed in bolivar.

these niggas don't even realize it has nothing to do with how big the clouds are, or even how strong the winds are. it has to do with the pressure.

ike was the last big storm to hit the mainland usa. and it looks like this one won't beat it.

but goodluck floridabros, pulling out carpeting and demolishing drywall.

>>91775281
>implying hatians count as people

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>>91772965

lol the camera bobs when she runs as if the earth itself were groaning

>>91775223
If you cucks were allowed to you would too shut the fuck up

>>91775040
why not faggot? there's so many streams

>>91775223
You don't even have as many niggers as America, shut the fuck up.

>>91775273
>899 MB
Damn, that's almost a whole gig.

>>91775405

Ah well you see that would be the effects of the FUCKING HURRICANE

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>>91775223
Why the fuck not

>>91775375
Its at 938 right now faggot

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>>91775223

I lost power for a couple hours a few months ago, and it almost broke down to my own personal lord of the flies. I was insane after a little while. lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0I0B-GMNu0

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>>91775533

kek

>>91775429
FIND A SAFE SPACE WHILE YOU CAN

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Everywhere Whites have lived, in all civilizations, we impose order out of chaos.

Niggers try to destroy order and create chaos.

What good can come of integration?

>>91775613
That's surface pressure. Lowest I've seen is 925MB only 1/8 of a mile up

>>91774882
>hunkering down in a flood zone

Rest in hell

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>>91774234
how do other cat 5's even compete?
This kind of hurricane would absolutely dust off any trace of humanity if it actually hit a populated area though

>>91775429
Learn geography you stupid nigger

Ok faggots, who is OPing this time?

Fucking decide on one ID this time. No faggot shit.

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I hope reviewbrah will be okay.

>>91775668
>I lost power for a couple hours
>a couple hours
>I was insane

KEKKKKK

>>91775660

almost had me there for a sec

>>91775740
I plan to

Fucker.

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>>91774234

desu i hope we have another huge blizzard like that this year, would be comfy

>>91772534
>stop jacking off to porn will help your brain produce dopamine normally

[citation needed]

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>>91771475
>Kansas people know there's a Tornado because you can see that shit 50 miles away
funny joke

ALERT!!!

NOG ABOUT TO GET SHOT ON LIVESTEAM!!!!

KIKEBOOK.com/livemap/#@34.00713506435885,-78.607177734375,6z

Who /safearizoma/ here? Finally below 90.

>>91775771
fuck off faggot 'hurricane generals' on pol are fucking retarded

Louisianafag here

Get fuckedFlorida

landfall when?

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>>91775741
holy shit I just googled super typhoon tip
how the fuck is something that big even possible goddamn
if that shit hit the US I wouldn't even be safe here in east tennessee god fucking damn

Ireland reporting in.
All quiet.

>>91776175
youre more retarded for staying and crying about it

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question to americans:
why do your fellow americans go to the the beach a few hours before a category 4 hurricane will land on shore?

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>>91775979
http://yourbrainonporn.com/

over stimulation of hormones and brain chemicals during orgasm which causes a sympathetic aftermath state similar to a withdrawal from a drug

orgasm is actually a drug that you shouldnt abuse

>>91775223
we have guns to protect ourselves from a tyrannical government cucked faggot

>>91771983
I would if I lived there. Good luck anon.

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IT'S HAPPENING

IT'S HAPPENING

>>91776175
>stop liking what I don't like
>post-hurricane has nothing to do with politics, goyim!
Are you offering to make the next one?

No? Shut the fuck up then, faggot.

>>91776345
because it's a non event and you're all wasting your time

nothing will happened

>>91776345
FREEDUMB

>>91774579
edgy

>>91771983
I used to live there years ago but not any more, sorry.

Hope you don't live in the rural 415 area of Port Orange, you could lose power for up to two weeks if it's anything like when I was there in 2004.

>>91776401
fuck off bitch hopefully your trailer gets destroyed

>>91771475
>I'm going to whine about how bumfuck retarded myself and everyone in my state is for living somewhere where the ground literally hates you enough to open up fissures and swallow entire buildings
>Y-you guys are j-just whimps afraid to face real threats
No matter how hard I try you cunts alwaysake it that much easier to hate you for your own stupidity

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location: http://i.imgur.com/KGhsHgi.png

It'll be dark by the time the worst comes, I will take more interesting pics tomorrow

Why do you people even build houses in hurricane regions? Just to build them back up again and again?

>>91776392
kek

>>91776345
Hot weather won't last much longer
Gotta use every opportunity you can get

THIS IS A FALSE FLAG DRIVEN BY THE CORRUPT HOTEL RACKET

REPEAT, FALSE FLAG.

Can someone fill me in. Is this storm gonna be Katrina 2.0 level shit or just a non happening happening?

>>91775776
what the fuck doesn't he live in long island or something? Is he still having a mental breakdown also?

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This nignog in pic related wasn't killed, but he was shot in the face and neck for 5 times.

African American good boi Paul Slater, not long out of prison, broke into a home with a white woman and her kids in there and he chases the mother and kids upstairs.

He could have simply taken their TV and left, but he follows the mother and the little twins as they try to escape. He breaks through several locked doors to get at the woman and her kids.

The mother had a .38 with her and knew how to use it. She does what she has to do.


>Mother shoots home intruder five times in face and neck after he cornered her in attic with her twins, 9


>Suspect Paul Ali Slater was found bleeding heavily in nearby driveway after crashing his car

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2257966/Paul-Ali-Slater-Intruder-shot-times-face-neck-cornering-mother-kids-attic.html

Excerpts from the 911 tapes, with the shots.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/georgia-mother-shoots-home-intruder-911-tapes-18168262

Around Blacks, Don't relax.

>>91776572
My house is raised, dumbass. Have fun paying your life away in rent, wagecuck.

>>91776447
>From Germany where the worst they get is a 5 foot surge of refugees

>>91776633
This is basically the first hurricane in Florida in ten years. You're more fucked living in California by earthquakes or the midwest with tornadoes.

>>91775918
There's a reason they called it "the storm of the century"

Will probably never happen again in our lifetimes, or our children's lifetimes.

>>91776345

As a serious answer to your Question.

Surfers go to beaches before a big storm in order to catch the sickest waves

Big waves = great surfing.

Watch point break. The first one.

>>91772534
Underrated

>>91776677
non happenning