HURRICANE GENERAL - FAMILY EDITION

NEET here just woke up, when the hell did this hurricane come from. why am i hearing about it just now

MARTIAL LAW

First for Tip is best typhoon.

>>91765574
Hey Ike! I like the op picture

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5th for Volusia

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BE PREPARED TO LOSE YOUR POWER EASTERN FL ANONS

Jacksonville just started raining like 20 minutes ago hard as fuck

here we go boys

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HI MA I'M ON THE BEACH IN A HURRICANE

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First for classy older ladies

Remove role players

Everyone should gas up no matter where you live. The prices will be going up.

Sup, heard shit was going south

I live in Merritt Island am I safe?

>>91765814
no

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>people roleplaying as Hurricane's

dear god that's some fucking intense autism

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>>91765701
How long you been sleepin' bro?

>tfw sunny and green where I am
REEE MY FINNISH GENES NEED AT LEAST 8 MONTHS OF DARKNESS

https://earth.nullschool.net
get in here if you want maximum hurricane aesthetics

>>91765754
thirteenth for Michigan

>>91765785
You're just catching a random band. Hurricane is closer to me and it's not even raining now. Was earlier, then the sun came out. Now it's dark. Might be happenin' here soon though.

>>91765804

I hope the idiots on the beach get killed

I want them to literally die

Hurry mommy and daddy, I'm waiting to be formed!

>>91765725
You look stunning!

>>91765853
Dead doesn't even describe what you're going to be.

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How can hurricanes even compete?

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Jacksonville reporting, here it comes.

>>91765931
It will happen
>>91765935
thanks

Anyone got a live news stream? Reporters repeating the same thing hours on end until a minute detail changes is comforting to me

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soon

Jesus Christ how many more hours until it is supposed to hit?

I'm tired of hearing about it.

>>91765887
Im not clicking that

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Just curious..do you fucking namfags from reddit get the idea of being an "anon" here?
Let me remind you: no one here ever takes "credit" for anything as individual, so no one individually takes BLAME.

It has served the site well for 13 years, but you scumbags know better I suppose?
If you HAVE to have a name for your autism fine, there is a board where you can. Just leave this place alone.

>>91765983
Are you hyped?

>>91765804
Please be a democrat.

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>>91765574
since OP is fucking gay as fuck and is copying his shit from reddit, here are livestreams

>Fox10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpTsEAKDBpQ

>Force13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrSOBsuHlnM

>CSwxCenterandTHC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05sznGzBaLo

>Dj Chupy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipWxLQsTMdY

>>91765755
GOVERNOR SCOTT

GOVERNOR SCOTT!

WHAT IS YOUR STANCE ON HURRICANES?

"Well ahh... you know, Florida is just such a great place full of great people and I really think we ought to be a little more welcoming to new people. At the same time though, in Florida we need to make sure we have good people and that's what we need to do in Florida."

>>91766036
Your loss mate

>>91765861
13 hours

>>91765976
poor loli Tracy

>>91765987
I stumped Clinton good

>>91765935
Your a hurricane for less then six hours and you want to go all Fujiwhara on the first cyclone you meet.

>>91765983
Is that North Campus?

>>91766057

I'm going to ejaculate in the wind and see how far it goes.

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>>91765574

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OH FUCK RUN YOU STUPID NIGGERS WHY ARE YOU EVEN ON THE BEACH????

>>91766030
Is this possible or is a 2100 scenario?

>>91766162
Don't call my gf a slut.

It's funny how Hermine barreled through the capital city a few weeks ago, knocking it entirely out for nearly a week, and it got zero media attention.

Anyway, good luck to the south and east Florida bros.

>>91766162
I'm my own independent storm system, Mom! You can't tell me who to merge with!

>>91766110
Force13 is good

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>>91765574
I checked. I'll be ok.

>>91766110
fuck off, nigger, you make the next OP then.

Also nice gif, source? I've been looking for some pretty hurricane pics.

>>91766281
Go kill some florida people and she can Fujiwhara with you all you want.

execute role playing hurricane namefags

>>91766371
That was the plan faggot.

Does anyone go to UCF here?

One of my friends goes there and i'm wondering what the situation is like there

>>91766255
No. Its real. Millions will die, including you.

>>91766310
That isn't funny at all. Your sense of humour is awful.

>>91766243
At what point is it too late for coastal fags to leave?

>>91766281
yeah you're a tough guy aren't you matthew

why don't you show me what you can do I'm in Miami

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>>91766036
Can confirm the link is safe and sweet

>>91766310
Was a very tiny storm by comparison and no one cares about Tallahassee

>>91766468
Just wait.

the worst part, is the sharks that get sucked up by the hurricane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3-7-kf6tVc

>>91766468
(I'm actually in Michigan though, you'll never get me here)

Other old fags-- between namefags and the fucking virtue signaling "4chan pass" is this place done?
Many have just moved to Infinti for good, I have to do it too bc it fucking triggers to no end. It was a good run, fellow goys.
We turned this place from a joke to where it actually gets TV coverage, which is what ended up ruining us.
see you at 4+4, there is nothing here for us anymore. It's been fun. Hope to see other old fags over there.

>>91766349
Hurricanes grow up so fast. I always forget I went from a cat 2 to a cat five in a few days.

>>91766444
I live in Orlando and my girlfriend goes there. They cancelled classes yesterday and today, and moved people from the dorms into the classroom buildings. Orlando is pretty okay right now, just cloudy. It doesn't seem like we're going to get hit super bad.

>>91766444
Yep. think you're the leaf I already asked but is she a rower? It's not too bad yet, raining but no wind really.

What snacks you guys bought

what's the big deal with being on the beach? it's not like there's anything to get flung at you out there. worst case, you get blasted by sand and feel moderately uncomfortable.

>>91766591
It will subside after the election.

LANDFALL PROJECTED FOR CAPE CANAVERAL

NASA BTFO

>>91766610
Main hurricane force winds extend up to 60/70 miles from the center. Orlando is ducked.

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Is it just the tide that caused the boats to rotate towards the ocean? (4hr gap between the two pics)

>>91766692
>7 foot storm surge incoming
>standing at sea level
Yeah nigger, go out there and drown please. Your retard genes shouldn't pass on.

night all

>Okay, this joke is old

YESSSS, ITS STRENGTHIN'


CAT 5 SOON.

>>>91766666

>>91766802
All the more recent projections I've seen show us dodging the nastier winds.

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Reminder to mind your pet alligators during the storm Floridians.

Lemme just provide a brief FAQ

Q. I have an outdoor alligator? Should I bring him inside?
A. Yes, though they are aquatic, this storm is far to dangerous for them to wheather outdoors.
Q. Can I bring my alligator to the shelter?
A. Broadly yes, you will be required to submit proof of vaccinations. Not all shelters are pet friendly, so please do some research before hand.
Q. I've never seen my alligator this upset, what should I do?
A. I would recommend feeding it a live chicken. As a last resort, I'd give it just a bit of whiskey. I find that always calms mine down.

If anyone has any concerns or questions about their pet alligator related to this storm, please let me know.

>>91766680
Rold Gold twist pretzels. Big ass bag.

>>91766692
There will be no beach when the storm actually arrives, they just think they're funny for hanging out on it when the storm isn't even there yet.

>>91766825
MUH STORM SURGE
you probably live in jew york or some shit. shut your retarded ass up about florida.

>>91766866
Who are you quoting?

>>91766591
>implying I want to open a door to a cascading avalanche of cheese pizza.

>>91766451
Well my house in 2100 scenarios is on the beach, fucking Po valley

It the wind.

>>91766635
Nah its a guy and i'm having trouble contacting him which is why I'm asking this question on a Taiwanese cartoon site

>>91766822
tide, winds, etc

>>91766692
The beach is going to be under like ten feet of water. Not to mention it's not just water, it's going to be a massive hellhole and you will probably drown.

>>91766680
jalapeño ranch popcorn
cocoa puffs
rice and hot sauce

>>91766370
i just looked up hurricane katrina pics and found it

>>91766822
It is the surge. Water goes in, then goes out. Boats align based on that.

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>>91766942
the future

>>91766692
The tide will consume you, but before then you'll be blinded by the whipping winds and sand, probably getting knocked all over the place. Getting dragged into the ocean would probably be what kills you though.

>>91766822
The liberal media did it.

>>91766926
kek

So are we still taking bets on casualties?

what is the comfiest stream?

936mb on the last recon pass. Still very intense but it looks like the eyewall replacement has stalled any further deepening.

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>>91766464

2 Days ago

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>>91766936
I'm a Chicongo anon watching a livestream of the rain
Pic related

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Why is weather always nice here?

Fucking boring

Reeeeeeee

>>91767101
Until the replacement ends, then it can strengthen more.

Man i wonder what jekyll island looks like flooded 10 ft underwater. That place that was recently built wasn't in a hurricane before.

i love nicole

>>91766822
there was a pole shift and they are now pointing to the new north pole

I'm just glad the unf radio station is still playing comfy hipster surf rock

>>91767139
I'm sure you'll have another artillery storm eventually.

>>91766464
Yeah if you are a coastal fag, your best bet is to drive inland. There are no brakes.

>>91766730
always has in past, but all the news coverage may have done us in this time friend. Some will go back to red-dit or 9-gag, whatever as soon as media stops mentioning this place and pepe, but afraid too much cancer will remain now that gook moot has gotten them to pay.

I'm thinking 4+4, and I'm not only one. Then we make that place great, it gets ruined, and hope for another hot-wheels.

>>91766956
That sounds like an improvement though.

>>91766776
GOD IS TIRED OF NASA'S LIES

Hurricane going to hit at high tide....

>>91766240
R
A
R
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>>91766243
>>91766464
>>91767268
can anyone explain the "muh surfing on white water" meme and why it matters?

>>91767023
Not a problem if you can swim. Literally no different than if you went out into the water before the storm for a swim.

>>91767279
I've been on 4chan since 2006. The problem isn't so much the newfags, but the lost of oldfags who grew up and found something better to do. It's a generational thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1900_Galveston_hurricane

>>91767230
link

>>91767417
More wave and its lighter

When will this shit be going down?

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>>91766890
We can only hope.

Water has been shut off at Cocoa Beach, Cape Canaveral, Patrick AFB, Kennedy Space Center and all of Merritt Island. #WFTV #HurricaneMatthew


Water has been shut off at Cocoa Beach, Cape Canaveral, Patrick AFB, Kennedy Space Center and all of Merritt Island. #WFTV #HurricaneMatthew


Water has been shut off at Cocoa Beach, Cape Canaveral, Patrick AFB, Kennedy Space Center and all of Merritt Island. #WFTV #HurricaneMatthew

>>91767279
Maybe. Just have to wait and see I suppose. I'll probably just use both for a bit, while the dust settles here.

>>91766949
>pen a door to a cascading avalanche of cheese pizza.
they got that under control. But the fact that it has that reputation is good bc it will keep away the reddit level types who don't know how to clear their caches.
also, there are few shady boards like that left (no longer even revenge pornslut shaming) and you have to open and actually look for to get near anything like that.

you'll see, the name fagging/4 pass virtue signalling will finally disgust you enough to leave.

>>91767336
wat?

you guys are so fucked, it's not getting anywhere near me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQvhqSgtb8

>>91767417
Chillwave?

>>91766149
damn dude

>THIS STORM WILL KILL YOU

>THIS STORM WILL KILL YOU

>THIS STORM WILL KILL YOU

>THIS STORM WILL KILL YOU

>>91765574
Waffle house is closing for the storm.

rip nicole

>>91767490
http://radio.unfspinnaker.com/

right now its rap but its usually qt indie stuff

>you'll never witness Florida being submerged underwater,

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>>91767065
>Getting dragged into the ocean would probably be what kills you though.

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>>91767486

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>>91767519
In another 4-6 hours.

>>91766149
That you Hillary?

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This Wendy's right by the beach is capital F Fucked.

>>91767535
Who is this?

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>>91767564
Rare Pepe.

Also, welcome new friend.

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>>91765983
Seek yeee, I'm riding it out at the Jetties

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>living in a place that wants to kill you

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>>91767745
Whoops.

>>91767737
thats what they said 4-6 hours ago, who the fug is in charge here

>>91767601
>This storm will kill you.
- Rick Scott

what did he mean by this?

NEED MORE PICTURES OF FLORDIA.

>>91767554
Eh, namefagging is okay depending on what your doing (it's acceptable on boards where there is a perceivable and cohesive board culture)

>>91765574

AM I FUCKED?" or "WILL I BE OKAY?" anons, please check your area's warnings using this link:
http://www.weather.gov/

>Maps and Information (NOAA, updates automatically now.)
Path and Warnings: http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?5-daynl#contents
Wind Probabilities: http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/213945.shtml?tswind120#contents
Storm Surges: http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/213945.shtml?wsurge#contents

>Maps and Information (other sources)
Tidbits: http://www.tropicaltidbits.com/
SpaghettiModels: http://www.spaghettimodels.com/
Navy NRL: http://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.html

>Hurricane Safety
NOAA: http://www.nws.noaa.gov/om/hurricane/
FEMA: https://www.fema.gov/disaster/4068/updates/hurricane-safety-tips-learn-what-do-during-and-after-hurricane
Coast Guard Hurricane Supply Kit: https://www.uscg.mil/d7/airstaBorinquen/docs/HurricanePage/Suggested%20Hurricane%20Supply%20Kits%20.pdf

>Insights:
-Greater than 95% chance of making landfall somewhere between Boca Raton and Brevard County.
-Currently a cat 4, going to hit Florida as a a cat 4.
-Reminder that hotels are getting sold out all across Tampa and St. Pete. It'd be wise to check hotels more north of Tampa for the best possibility of securing a room if you're evacuating. Traffic along I-4 and other highways moving west are getting clogged, and thus detours will be needed to get out safely in as little time as possible.

>Live Cams (NEW)
Florida Beach Cams: http://www.mybeachcams.com/florida/southeast-keys/
Nassau, Bahamas Cam: http://www.portnassauwebcam.com/
Public Highway Cams: http://www.sigalert.com/Map.asp?lat=28.52839&lon=-81.2033&z=0

>Twitters to Check
https://twitter.com/RyanMaue
https://twitter.com/HRD_AOML_NOAA
https://twitter.com/NOAA_HurrHunter

>POLICE
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/stid/12

>cool shit
https://earth.nullschool.net/

>threadly reminder
IT IS EVACUATION, NOT MIGRATION.

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>mfw it's touching down in Brevard
>I'm in Osceola, one county away

Come and get me you little fucking bitch. I AM the storm.

>>91767106
Link it you stream hog

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>mfw it starts going north east and nobody gets anything

Anyone know if water will be shut off in Orlando?

>>91767737
Damn, not gonna stay up for that.

>>91767826
>living under a chancellor that wants to kill you

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>>91767847
Hey, I'm just telling it like I see it.

>>91767756
Amy Adams

>>91767938
I hope you die lol

>>91767788

>jetties
see you in hell

>>91767848
he means he looks like Skeletor and probably wants death to come

>>91768002
HAHAHAHA I've been to that coin store, owner defintely seems like he'd shoot and there's plenty of negroes near by

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>>91768021

Power just went out. Send help.

JEFF IS BACK!

https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1YqxoXlOYMXKv?

https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1YqxoXlOYMXKv?

https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1YqxoXlOYMXKv?

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>>91768002
>white businesses inherently expect dindus to be looting

>>91766162
FUCK NIGGERS

>>91768002
no+resspassing
what did he mean by this

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>tfw riding this out on west coast of Florida

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The winds of chaos sing with the wind, where will death and where will life begin.

>>91768146
are you okay?

>>91768146
Youll be remembered.

>>91768146
Where are you from?

>>91768040
Ewww. Isn't this that woman who said she had 3 abortions? Made my boner go away.

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WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF MAJOR LOOTING?

>>91768058
Fuck you, bet you're a Westside nigger too. I promise you will be shot for sport if youre black.

>>91766591
>newfag's first exposure event

It will subside. This happens every couple of years, though this has been the most intense "flood" in a while.

also obligatory:
>muh secret club
>muh normies
>4chan is le secret club of the internet exxdee
>stop liking what I don't like
>casual invasion

What am I missing?

>>91768040
Ewww. Isn't this that woman who said she had 3 abortions? Absolutely disgusting. Made my boner go away.

LIQUOR SOLD OUT IN MANY FLORIDA TOWNS

SOBRIETY ADVISED

>>91768146
How do you want to be remembered?

>>91768035
I know this might sound stupid but can you tell me what is going here? Where is the eye of the storm and what path is it taking. Is that big white thing going to move across florida or?

>>91767687
is this in galveston? looks familiar.

>>91768265
inevitable certainty

>>91768288
This is nothing compared to Katrina.

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>>91768265
It's happening. Especially if Boca gets hit, alot of old wealthy Hillary voters there.

Also, just looked at Georgia's map. There is a strong possibility they will get fucked too.

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St pete reporting in
Getting somewhat darker

>>91768227
I'm away from the windows. Thunder and heavy rain with trees being pushed to their side. Clouds are moving freakishly fast. Posting from my tablet.

Just saw a bird having trouble flying. Stay safe birddo.

>>91768146
On my way, sit tight.

>>91768419
Dont forget the huge amounts of haitians in boca that do absolutely nothing all day

>>91768466
What county?

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>this cheeser on the Force13 stream telling everyone to pour their alcohol down the drain

>>91768466
it will die

>>91767554
>you'll see, the name fagging/4 pass virtue signalling will finally disgust you enough to leave.
>tripfagging is new
>namefagging is new
>4chan pass is new

wewlad, you might be the new one friend.

>>91768146
Sent ;)

>>91768565

wtf why?

>>91765919
the hurricane looks kind of like trollface.jpg there

>>91768565
>pour their alcohol down the drain
why?

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>>91768265

Chances are it will begin happening in many places BEFORE the storm actually hits.

Googles gon google.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Ya_XqLFlY

>>91768631
"ITD DANGUEOUS JUSS TIP IT OUT THE WINDOW U WILL GO OUT AND GET HIT BY DEBRIS!!!!1!!!!!"

>>91768176

history has proven this to be a fact

>>91768466
Poor birddo.

>>91768002
Who gives a shit about the signs. That parking is fucking utter shit though.

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>>91768304
>fucking asshole trying to get into a dick measuring contest on who has been here longer.
I don't do that, my dear friend. This doesn't compare to any past "exposure event/who is this 4chan" type shit.

It's being mention in Lügenpresse, national TV, it's all over recently.
>secret club
No dickhead, it was never "secret" it just contained like-minded people and so was fun. It no longer is.

>>91768356
Orange circle is where the eye is now. White is the path the eye can possibly take. Red is the killzone.

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r8

>>91768545
They will loot. Haitians may be slightly smarter than your average Google, but goddamn it, they are still African.

>>91767924
Appreciated, anon.


Is this a good enough OP for you faggots?

What's with the faggots role playing as hurricanes? Geez I knew this board was autistic but cmon like that's a new fucking low even for you faggots.

Since there isn't a happening, is that what these fags are here for? Role playing to help pass the time until imminent failure and florida is fine?

Go to the Bahamas, they are getting fucked more than anyone right now.

I gotta go have a smoke now because of these cringey autistic man children. Really rustled my jimmies due to their faggotry, and this is coming from A FUCKING LEAF

This hurricane is boring as fuck.

>>91768796
spooky

>>91767279
Said literally for the millionth time. No mate, the cancer didn't leave after Obama Romney.

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>>91768488
>Be on top of your house that's now mostly underwater
>Group of Aussies show up circling your house while somehow popping wheelies
>Get called a cunt before getting hit in the head with an empty beer can
>Off they go to the next house

>>91765574
>>91765574
https://www.periscope.tv/w/asVkajFWR2p2b3lCQnl3RU98MURYeHlMV01FamdKTdX--9wxkIeL47R-Fei1HpWcBaSF7F96hU5P61ysFEdk

anyone else sad that landfall will likely happen at night. why does it always happen at night, cant see the damage live

>>91768689
Too please the sea god of course

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>>91768796
been done/10

>>91768796
Year of the meme magic/10

>>91768819
filter their IDs. I did.


also this hurricane is now going to be cat 2 when it hits georgia and a cat 1 when it hits sc...

>>91768819
Go cry about how cartoons are destroying the white race or something.

Who else here /nationalguard/? I'm up in md and they're already calling us up getting ready to go do hurricane stuff

im done roleplaying

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So is this shit gonna do a loop or not?

>>91768631
he wants to fill the sewers with alcohol and blow the whole state up

> newfags pretending to be oldfags
> actually pissed off at folks having some fun

You r the autist now fags

>>91768859
>hurricane destroyed Haiti

honestly how fucking hard is that to do. the before and after images are almost the same.

Haven't seen any damage photos from the Bahama's yet

guarantee half of the build up won't even happen.

Just heard that Nicole is actually blocking Matthew from moving east

>>91769008
It will but it will probably be a tropical storm at best

>>91767848
Fucking alium who goes home and beats off to the fear of Floridians. I miss Yeb!

>>91769023
all the alligators hiding in the sewers will get drunk and go on a rampage

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This tree may be coming down, guess I won't be able to vote in November for Trump

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>>91769008

every new run makes it look more and more likely

THIS IS BUT A TASTE OF WHAT'S TO COME I HAVE RETURNED TO DESTROY YOU ALL FOR VOTING TRUMP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkSRUf02gu8

>>91768356
The white area is just the forecast uncertainty. The orange disk is centered on the eye, but it's not the same size as it.

>>91768950
Yeah I just filtered them now. They are trip fagging too. Fucking autists.

Aren't those lesser tier categories? I don't knoow much about hurricanes here up north.

>>91768953
Cartoons are great. Role playing as a hurricane on a Lithuanian weight lifting forum is just borderline mental.

Pembroke Pines here. Am I safe?

>>91765574
let me try the next OP, u can change it back if i fuck up

>>91768770
>so was fun. It no longer is.

I don't enjoy the oldfag dick measuring contest either, but this invasion isn't any different from the /v/ invasion from 2011 was it?

Point is it will die down eventually, and shit will return to normal. The whole
>better go to cripchan!
idea is what causes the cancer in the first place. It is the exact reason redditfags came here in the first place.


TL;DR stop being a faggot

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>>91768989

>>91769061
"What the FUCK, BABE?"
-Chad (Matthew) to Stacy (nicole)

Orlando reporting in. It's dark and rainy. Pretty typical afternoon so far.

>>91769135
Only a pussy would let that stop them from voting

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>>91769008
doubles confirm loop

Triples confirm it'll get back to cat 5 in gulf and fuck up everything.

This bullshit hurricane ain't even going to hit.

>>91768464
>that dude relaxing in the pool

looks kinda comfy actually.

TORNADO WARNING

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>>91768002


This idiot actually believes that his precious "coins" are not going to be scattered by the flooding waters anyways.

What a dumbass.

>>91769223
Take it away, anon. You do you.

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actually im glad it avoided me

ill probably get to keep my internet and power on meanwhile there will still be a happening up north to follow

>>91769325
Wait, it's not happening !?
So wait.../pol/ wasn't right? What a surprise...

Drizzling.

Lame

>>91769422
I'm glad Matthew is going to do a loop and come back and kill you.

>>91768752
have you ever heard of a barricade?

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>>91765574


Wait....

THERE IS TWO OF THEM???

What the shit?

Are we End Times now /pol/?

End Times confirmed?

how could you still believe the earth is flat after watching something like this

>>91768146
give us an address nigger the /k/ommandos will save the day.

>>91769422
>when matthew heard you talkin shit
>>91769139

>>91769195
cat 5 is the top, this is currently at cat 4 and will hit florida as a cat 4. They said it would be cat 3 @ georiga and cat 2 @ south carolina, but now it's going to be 2 @ georgia and 1 @ SC

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>>91769558

SC coast here, kill me

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>>91769558

Not that is an ultra rare pepe if i ever saw one.

>>91769587
Less than .0001% of the population in the Western World believe the world is flat.

>>91769558
That second one is a small ass fry that won't even hit the coast

>>91769558
they merge and suck the entire atmosphere into space, taking all of the dindus too

>>91765574
What does a Hurricane have to do with politics?

>>91769635
He isn't quite sure who he wants to fuck up next. Keeping his options open.

The blue part of Florida doesn't get to vote this year.

rip florida.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeDnEi7DvN8

>>91769028
Haiti probably destroyed itself and blamed it on the hurricane.

And like most black culture shit, Florida wants to copy them.

>>91769280
Your faggot ass reminds me of that gay looking manager back when I used to work retail.

DeLand bro here. Playing Runescape until power goes out. After that it's lock n load time making sure them people south of New York Ave don't chimp the fuck out.

>>91769729
Post-storm has everything to do with politics. It is situations like this where you get to see the true colors of your local politicians as they try and do their job under pressure.

Just look at post-katrina, and the political clusterfuck that was.

>it's going just off coast, missing Brevard landfall
>going to go fuck it's gf and loop back to Miami

Sacrifices to kek have worked. I have mad an altar next to a ceramic frog statue and have been ritualistically sacrificing lizards and large bugs on my property. Your daily reminder to never betray kek. Good luck, spiccos

>>91766822
Yes. It's tides. Top pic is slack tide or incoming tide. Bottom is outgoing tide.

I live in Broward. How many hours do you think I have before shit hits the fan and I lose power?

>>91768466
Post a pic faggot

>>91769886
Anon that's Elliot Rodger..

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>>91769558

>>91769915
Mention to kek that the loop around has to sweep just south of Miami and enter the Gulf. That is the type of storm he would wish for.

>>91769265
Think we'll lose power?
>mfw all I want to do is shitpost while Orlando remains relatively unscathed

>>91770013
11/10 OC

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>>91770013
>kek will destroy thousands of dindus homes making them unable to vote in a months time because they will be busy rebuilding.

>>91769978
2 to 3 hours

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>>91769892

Stay away from euclid.

>>91768793
>>91769166
Thanks lads

Should i pray to kek that it wipes out the east coast completely so all the haitians, jews, and democrats all die? I was praying for Chad(Matthew) to go directly to new york, but it seems he can't make up his dumbass mind

>>91770054
most of the coast will definitely lose power.

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>hurricane
>better wear my maga cap

>>91770142
>googles
>building anything

u 'avin a giggle?

I live 20 miles west from Jax beach, should I go get some boards for the windows or can I just chill? I'm not in an evacuation zone

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>>91769886

Newfag detected. Lurk harder and don't post again until you've started bottling your own piss.

>>91770258
Fuck, I just saw to expect "widespread power loss." I've got a small generator at least.

>>91770258
we lose power in thunderstorms, no way your getting away with a hurricane.

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wow, it's fucking nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1dTOZHa7dk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BotMj9wdDk

So what do cities look like underwater?

https://twitter.com/Deathbymartymar/status/784122375424004096

Fox telling it like it is.

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on my way to the nearest parking garage stairwell. only got a few hours before mathew shits on palm bay.

In orlando. Rain coming down pretty good right now. No wind yet.

It's raining in ORLANDO OMG!

KEK SAVE ME!

>>91770000
Checked

>>91770382
>posts live cam like 8+ hours before anything remotely interesting is going to happen

What's wrong with you

>>91766014
Don't have links handy but most of the Orlando stations have streams on their websites.

>>91770382
fug u bish it's happening

>>91770452
are you homeless?

>>91770000
>>91769886
HI ELIOT RODGER HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu6NKHtLzks

So...we comfy /cat5/ yet bros? Lost sight of it from here in Western PA.

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>>91769558

what the fuck is happening

you can see his hand and his mouth

>>91770422
I hope Shep dies actually. That'd be pretty swell.

This hurricane is totally no big deal guys

>>91767848
That hurricane season is back, and this time it's personal.

what do outdoor/stray cats do during hurricanes? there's one cool cat i feed that's friends with my cat, but he must have been traumatized by humans or is naturally afraid and won't let me bring him inside.

>>91770733
They really stumped Hilary.

>>91770422
and your kids die too

>>91770452
how did you take that picture?

just got home, does anyone have the next thread?

>>91770422
>You will die, and your children will die too
kek

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>>91770768
Why?