What does /pol/ think about Lithuania?

Complain about Russia - the country

>>91597462
I like your traditional culture, wedding cake and Hansatic past.

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kek

>>91597462
Can I have one or two of your finest women?

Stop posting these threads everyday

>>91597462
You guys are a country? I thought you were a province of russia

Simple folk

>>91597462
Not much

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jewish shithole ussr proxy state

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>>91597917
>being proud of his ignorance

>>91597462
Mostly a non country, cool ancient language, hot women, subservient to Nazi and pretty good at basket ball for some reason.

ilGalskus or whatever his name is , her pretty cool

>>91597462

Estonia(god-tier) > Latvia(mid-tier) > Lithuana(shit tier).

Shit country,shit people

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>>91597462
You are just a mongol and russian rape-babies. The true Lithuanian are in Belarus right now.

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niggers

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>>91597462
Here is a detailed map of our great country.

>>91597462
Nice country.

Should've used your old flag though.

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>>91599618
DELET THIS

>>91597462
Proud to be lithuanian! Who are you voting for in the elections bros?

>>91599951

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>>91597462
The language is cool. Probably the only language in Europe that has retained a lot of Proto-Indo European.

>>91598598
Latvia and Estonia always been irrelevant while Lithuana used to be major power at the region in the past, for sure they were stronger than Funland.

>>91599618
You know a shit, area that nowadays is Belarus always was full of ruthenians and lithuanians were minority there.

>>91599951
valstieciu ir zaliuju partija arba ts-lkd mufugga

>>91597462
They did a fantastic job at exterminating kikes. >95% killed.

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Why do you hate us so much?

I've heard that it's legal to openly harass non-whites and the mainstream media there still uses the term nigger or at least your language's equivalent. Is this true? If so you get a thumbs up from me.

>>91600412
You tried to fuck the lithuanians the same way the germans fucked you

There's a Luthanian man were I work at Sainsbury's, he seems like a good family man but he's extremely lazy. I know he's not English but they moved him to my department once (shelf-stacking) and they gave him the easiest of tasks, putting bog rolls on the shelves, it literally took him hours and hours to do this one aisle, even after a few months. Literally the most laziest and slowest working race I've ever seen. He's back in the bakery now, I don't think my store can get rid of him though.

A Lithuanian in Sweden got stabbed to death by some Google a while back - They were both like 15 or so. It caused quite a spectacle on social media, and that is the first interaction I got with Lithuanians; And you were all based as fuck. You're good in my book.

>>91600540
nah, we just stealed some clay from them.

>>91597865
No one?

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>>91597462

>>91600937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNNaVcPll9E
here you go, you can pick out.

A Lithuanian kid went to my school when I was a kid. He was a bit of a dick but thankfully growing up he didn't go full-on slavmode like many of them do and I think now he's a mostly-integrated member of British society. I still prefer the Poles any day though.

>>91600540
What the hell are you talking about, Blanka? We were in a union for half of our history. And even during the interwar period, when we actually had some territorial disputes (Vilnius was a Polish enclave in a territory that was mostly Lithuanian) all hostilities were pretty civil.

>>91600118
>used to be

>>91597462
absolutely bro tier

>>91597462
Lithuania? It's my favourite province in Poland.

>>91597462
I want all three of you Baltics disappear off the face of the Earth. You're going to cause World War 3 because of your stupidity. Why couldn't you stay out of NATO and have a balanced foreign policy with Burgers and Ivans? Now because of you autists we are soon to be on the verge of a massive war. Hope you're happy. Till then I'll be casting magic spells so that y'all just get pushed down the sea. I fuckin hate ya.

>>91601821
Kraut's not eaten well today. Grab a snickers

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My favorite african country

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>>91597462
Praise Perkunas

>>91599951
lietuvos liaudies partija... visa kita yra shuds

>>91600712
all of our garbage is flooding to work in other countries

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>>91602189
Hey faggot, you read Torah?

>>91601717
be silent western clay

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>>91601717
You gib back half of your clay and we don't hurt you.
Deal?

>>91600436
Negro would be more precise translation than nigger ,since it's not really a offense.

>>91601821
Balanced foreign policy with Ivan... Top kek havent laughed that hard forever maybe if you learned history in school you would know diplomacy doesnt work with Ivan

>>91602189
Back to your cave, you egyptian slave.

>>91603914
Stfu you human garbage. If the mongols in azerbaijan can manage to have a balanced foreign policy so could you! Or maybe you're worse than them subkebabs. Makes you think.

>>91597462
I thought it was an African country until a few months ago.

>>91597462
My surname is the 2nd most cost common in Lithuania. Also have heard that some Lithuanian kids are verey good pickpockets. Redpill me on this pls

>>91597889
this

Daily reminder this is a slide thread.

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>>91597462
quick question, how'd u lose this much land?

>>91597462
Empty void of nothingness

>>91603758
>implying

>>91603617
>poland is lihuanian western clay
>and that's why Polish culture was pushed upon the Lithuanians

>>91605609
How do into this game it's so fucking hard to figure it out

>>91606038
its not, you are just retarded.

>>91597462
Legit unaware here. All I know about Lithuania is the Commonwealth was a thing at one point in time and now you apparently hate Poland. Long amount of time, I know, but what happened to you guys?

>>91600046
The Bisexual one needs brightening up, the grey is far too dark. Make it like a pokeball or make it white

>>91597462
Why do lithuanians look like asian-white hybrids?

>>91605964
nothing was ever pushed on lithuanians, their nobility choose to adopt polish culture because poland was a superior strength at the time and de facto a leader of the union.

>>91604206
jesus fucking christ you are stupid

>>91606038
It's really not, it just appears that way at first, after you hook on to a mechanic the rest will snowball and you'll be laughing at how simple it all seems compared to the first try or so

>>91606292
Except the Polish language being adopted as the official one of the Grand Duchy (instead of Ruthenian).
>>91606127
They're still butthurt because we took the city of Wilno back in 1921 (and lost it to the USSR in 1939, which became Lithuanian in 1990). Now they try to revenge on us by treating Ethnic Poles (as well as Belarusians and Russians) like shit.

>>91606267
>asian
Wot

>>91597462
There's a Lithuanian girl at the bar I work in, she's quite, super hard working, kind and beautiful. But not very social and doesn't like to hang around.

But mention Poland and suddenly that's the root of the worlds problems

>>91597462
The green in the middle of their flag is oddly disgusting

>>91606422
Ooh so witty. Ya slayed me sista.

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>>91606653

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>>91606267
Because they have a lot of the Siberian/Finnic genes in them.

>>91606712
You forgot to remove your proxy, Tyreque Demarcus

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>>91606712
Ahmed your accent needs work

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>>91606504
right and it ofc was the poles who made it so yes?
not lithuanian nobles?
>>91606712
>pic related

>>91606504
Is that all? Because from the girl I mentioned here >>91606651 you'd think you guys were sworn enemies after some sort of genocide. Like legit everything is basically your fault in the world and she can't even say why, just plain brought up to hate Poland with no specifics

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>>91606853

>>>/int/

you fucking faggots. how are you not at least saging this?

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>>91606853
They have as much Siberian and Mongol genes as you, it's very low.

>>91607139
Admixtures are not everything. Their ancestors are still related to the Chinese and some of the non-recessive genes remained.
>>91607116
Their also obviously butthurt because the Poland-Lithuania was dominated by Polish culture.
>>91606975
The most of the Nobles were Polish, or Polonized themselves.

>>91607485
yes, polonized, because >>91606292
in the end, poles dindu nufin

>>91597462

There's a Lithuanian qt who wants my dick.

>>91606038
it's literally the easiest grand strategy game in existence, i mean, GSG are hard, but this is the easiest one.

>>91607628
But NOT ALL LITHUANIANS Polonized themselves, some were even calling to break the Union, or wanted to remain in the Personal Union instead. Also, after they Polonized they became Polish...

>>91607485
Admixtures, autosomal DNA is everything, haplogroups are just memes. they are not related to Chinese, stop saying stupid shit faggot.

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>most conservative Aryan language
>genetically among the most pure Europeans

>>91607868
>polonized lithuanians are polish
well if thats the way you think then sure, poles were polonizing lithuanians lol

>>91602573
>Georgia
Well this is new

You keep sending disgusting immigrants over here. Notorious for helping the criminals in this country.

>>91608488
>haplogroups are just memes :-DDDD
this sentence is just a meme
>>91608621
polonized lithuanians were polonizing lithuanians...

>>91597462
Small country on the west. I dont't give a fuck.

>>91597462
The land of my ancestors would be better if they voted for order and justice.

>>91601531
>>91602573
Why does a US state have its own flag?

>>91598598
t. Estonian backstabber

>>91597462
Our clay

>>91597462
How long until you will die out completely?

>>91609325
Ask any scientist, what is more important.

>>91606853
>>91606267
I'm curious, how does the typical Lithuanian look?
No memes, be honest.

>>91609661
It's one of the most corrupt parties there is

>>91597462
They had half the name of "Poland-Lithuania". Too bad everyone knows that Poland were on top and that Lithuania was the bitch.

>>91610560
Blue eyes, brown hair.

>>91597462
1, 2, a few, several, many, loads, shittonne
simple

>>91610445
Let's take a guess... a 100% accurate source of knowledge about where did your ancestors come from, or the overall knowledge of how much genes do you have from each populations. I know that they might have almost none recessive Asian genes, but they are still related to the Chinese.
Also:
>ask any scientist
>implying that every scientist has the same opinion

>>91610143
bait

>>91611097
Provide proof that hey are related to Chinese.
All legitimate scientist have the same opinion on that.

>>91611097
Y-DNA is subject to founder effects and all sorts of issues. It's a good marker for population movements but overall ancestry on the autosomes tells you more about who you are.
Going by that logic Basques are more like Yamnaya folks than Norwegians because they have more R1b in total, when in reality it's totally the opposite.

>>91606975
>>91606862
>antagonize your much bigger stronker neighbor
>when called stupid and irresponsible for it, start flinging feces
>winning.

>>91611389
http://www.eupedia.com/europe/Haplogroup_N1c_Y-DNA.shtml
>Haplogroup N is a descendant of East Asian macro-haplogroup NO. It is believed to have originated in Indochina or southern China approximately 15,000 to 20,000 years ago.

>>91602189
fuck off kike

>>91610563
How?

I went to Lithuania in the mid 1980s to visit some family who lived just north of the Poland border. We took a plane into Warsaw, a train into some other shitty town, then a broke ass car with like a 2 cylinder engine to my distant cousins house in the middle of a Goddamn field. All they did was drink vodka and talk about blue jeans all night. Blandest diet i ever ate, too.

But they sang this song, and i can't remember the words because it was in slav-speak, but i remember the tune very well. It was about Lithuanian pride and the meaning behind the colors of the flag. Really made me appreciate the time i was there.

>>91611833
the N in north Eurasia and northeast Europe is pretty much exclusively N1c1 though, by your logic Nordics are more related to near easterners because Y-DNA I split off from J some 50k years ago or so, it doesn't mean shit

>>91611833
>Macro Haplogroup
that was thousands of years ago, by your logic most Europea is non-white and there are no white people. except for Neanderthals.
R comes from Siberia
I is descendant from macro-haplogroup IJ, which comes from West Asia
So which haplogroup is white then?

>>91597462
Finest Baltic state, I like it

>>91612244
I haplogroup was the frist to get into Europe, so probably I. If the people from the region, which is now called Lithuania, didn't mix very much with the invading (Indo-)European peoples, they would look just like the Sapmis.

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>>91612492
But Lithuanians have high amount of genes from I people, don't you understand that haplogroups are only given from male to males, they can be misleading because of population bottleneck and founder effect.

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>>91612492
>Sapmis
what are those, google returns nothing

>>91613021
He probably meant Sami

>>91613004
The mtDNA can be even more misleading, because a lot of women were just sold, bought, enslaved et cetera.
>>91613021
Lapończycy (Sami people).

>>91612107
this one, burgerbro?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECf0ZIc-P2c

>>91606292
To be fair - there are quite a lot cultural traits that we've taken from Lithuanians. I guess cuisine is the most obvious thing. So although it's mostly the Lithuanian (and Ruthenian) nobility that was polonized, there were certain aspects of Polishi culture that were influenced by Lithuanians.

I think that if it wasn't for the partitions, the relations between Poles and Lithuanians would be similar to relations between the English and Welsh, with the latter being quirky and bilingual, but not really different from outsiders perspective.

And I'm writting that as a descendent of petty nobility from Lithuania.

>>91611994
It's really notorious for buying votes (paying homeless people some money to vote for them)

>>91597462
It's shit and a country in name only. In truth, it's a parrot-state to the EU bigshots like Germany.

>>91613274
I'm not saying mtDNA is not, I'm posting autosomal DNA, do you even know what that is?

>>91613274
>>91613150
oh, thanks

>>91613541
Yes, for some reason i thought you were talking about the admixtures, and I've already said why they are misleading.

>>91613764
admixtures=autosomal DNA

>>91613877
k, nevermind

>>91597462

Before coming to /pol/ I always thought Lithuania was an African country.

I guess I automatically associate countries with green and yellow in their flags as shit nigger countries.

>>91597462
A moderately successful polish province. Pretty good all things considered

Love your people

>>91597462
>What does /pol/ think about Lithuania
Nothing at all.

>>91610743
Not always true,i have blue eyes and blond hair,there are alot of people with dark hair/brown eyes

>>91597462
>thinking a lithuania

i never did.

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>pic related the country

>>91612107
theres a song called "brangiausios spalvos"

>Lithuania
Poles in denial like Belarussians,Ukrainians

Why are Poles so insecure?

>>91615086
Yar the faggots that betrayed us MUH INDEPENDENCE ya faggots belong either to the commonwealth or to Russia

>>91615218
lmao what a retard

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So many kurwas here

>>91615218
You aren't the center of universe, there's a reason why almost every single neighbor of Poland hates you.

>>91615333
Implying that anyone ever liked us

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My knowledge is pretty much limited to this guy, who's pretty cool being both one of the strongest men that ever lived and a local politician.

Lithuania is a corrupted shithole full of russians.

>>91615764
das a big boye

>>91615812
>4.8% Russians

Woah so many.

Fuck off gypsy.

>>91615764
And a bull stud.

>>91597462

Is that the third world country we make fun of with potato memes? Or was that Ireland.

>>91597462
Butthurt faggots for posters

>>91610563
vote rolandas paulauskas, hes based

>>9161061
nope, poland was hungary bitch, then Jogaila bought Poland province and they were our bitch until partition.

>>91617397
But then your "great hero" Witold stole Jagiełło's throne and we became independent, while you remained poor and weak.

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>>91616096
Irelands third world? Are they not the tech capital of Europe?

God damn you burgers are stupid, probably because you have the 17th best education system in the world, not to mention over 60% of adults who live there are overweight slobs and will die early. Stay poor America, the worlds laughing.

>Pic related, companies based in Dublin

>>91603262
Aš taip pat brolau :)

>>91606712
Germany is successful mostly, has hard-working people, but then there's someone like you. Acting like a "tough" kid, spewing random words, while being jobless or doing a crally low wage one. Enjoy your useless life till you die of cancer