GLOBAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE GENERAL #1

>>90869516

>>90877713
We can just use this as a back up thread when that one gets full

>>90877767
>>90878017
>>90877713
Lurk moar the bump limit is 300

We are here.
>>90873671
>>90873671
>>90873671

>tfw holding more than half my money in DB issued derivatives
Should I sell despite them being a few % under water? If DB collapses I lose everything :<

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LET'S GO BOYS. JOKES ON YOU, I HAVE NO MONEY.

Die Apokalypse Kommt?

>>90879028
Aye

Brits dont realize they are still fucked
Article 50 has not been invoked yet and a db collapse will effect them if they dont pull out of germany's asshole in time

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>>90879028
Jawohl mein Führer.

can anyone explain the difference?

https://www.google.com/finance?cid=673474
https://www.google.com/finance?cid=6988887

Why are there different values for the stock price?

>>90879729
one is DB america
the other is DB Europe

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGRmdyWsRWU

>>90879729
They are different marketplaces (ETR vs Boerse Frankfurt).
Assuming efficient markets you get a price difference by different courtage fees and such.

>>90879956
and europe is already closed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV6sWKMlFMM

>>90881288
LET IT SNOW, WINTER CHAN

>>90881470

>>90881288
What will happen to the euro

Will they lose all there shekels if it crashes hard enough?

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With the collapse of DB the entire European Union and their currency will also fall. People will now come running to the dollar for safety.

The other inferior races should observe the fate of these uppity teutons, this is what happens when you think yourself better than your anglo masters.

>bounced back to 10.25
not falling anymore goy

>>90878290
Sell stupid retard

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>>90877528
>>90877528
>>90877528

>2016
>BREXIT
>FINANCIAL CRISIS 2.0
>MEMES ARE OUTLAWED AS NAZI SYMBOLS
>TRUMP BECOMES US PRESIDENT

BEST FUCKING YEAR EVER

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>>90877528
>>90877528
>be me
>in uni class yesterday
>prof talking about global banking
>talks about germany
>how germany is the backbone of european banking
>so strong
>merkel is best leader in world


mfw

>>90881625

>Dollar

You mean Yuan, right?

>>90881563
stop asking i keep telling you the worlds fucked turkey, the euro collapses we fucking plummet and die with it.

As a burger, what should I invest in?

>>90881625
The dollar bubble will collapse, too. "Well goy, we need a world wide currency now under a world wide government now".

10.194
IT WILL DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP THIS NIGHT

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>>90881625
>tfw trying not to wank anymore to uphold true morality and see this picture

>>90881835
Fuck

>>90877528

Implying anyone gives a fuck about your stupid fucking bank

>>90881844
Hard silver!

>>90881844
quickly switch to the yen and use that as a logical way to get the new yuans, dont fail like everyone else.

>>90881752
Rather go bankrupt than accepting advice from a flag of a culture that literally lives as a parasite and by fucking other people over.

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>>90877528
>this kills the euro

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>>90881789
>>how germany is the backbone of european banking
Do you Quebec fags really hate us to this delusional level?

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THE COLLAPSE IS NOW!!!!!!!!

What is this as a result of? A bond bubble? Real-estate bubble?

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Will Mrs Merkel handle the DB better than she did the migrant crisis?

>>90882003
apparently

>>90881958
Enjoy losing everything

Alright so time to exit market and realize the profits? Already did that to two companies and it was the right decision.

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>>90881920
> hurr lets not care about a world bank it doesnt matta
>welfare doesnt come in because world economony fucking collapses
>shietttttttttttttt

What caused this to happen?

>>90881990
My cock is so hard right now

>>90878779
Same here. I have guns and ammo which is just as good as gold. Let it all burn.

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>>90881851
Probably tomorrow.
sell everything
get plane ticket over weekend
GTFO before SHTF

my dubs will confirm

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ONLY 6,5% DOWN

HAPPENING OVER

>>90882215
reality

>>90882215
jews jewing

>>90882222
Praised

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RED ALERT
IT IS OCCURING

When will it hit 10, lads?

Need to get my tea and digestives ready for the moment

>>90882082
US DoJ fines from the 2008 shit and 72T worth of derivatives with maybe upto 159B in real risk!

>>90882278

I must take on the burden of dubs from this anon!

kek wills it

man, you guys really fucking wish.

We'll have a mild to moderate recession sometime before 2020 and that's it.

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>>90881563
Turkey comes home to roost. Euro will fall. The Goy Age will pass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adnWyq8Yqvc

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Looks like DB is going to give the EU a 54.7 Trillion dollar debt.......

All the country's in the world can't even bailout DB if they Try.

>> It's going too look like a Asteroid hitting earth.

ITS DROPPED 0.06 IN THE LAST MINUTE

BUCKLE IN LADS

>>90882294
>down 10% a day for the last week
everything is fine.

>>90882215
International jews jewing jews from over oceans to keep the jews from jewing the other jews.

Its just jews all the way down.

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>>90882215

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>>90881958
Austria risking going down, but with dignity!

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>>90877528
It means our currency rises.

I like it.

>>90882491
>DB is going to give the EU
Euro*

>>90879956
It's the same stock directly tied between both markets. That's why it opens with a jump each morning. And we saw hedge funds dump the stock on NYSE just as expected. My buddy and I made 5k shorting at a strike price @10.20. This shit is too easy.

>free fall

nigger, it was at 10.17 two days ago and now it's been 10.80 for at least 48 hours. Some globalist is probably artificially keeping it afloat. No happening for a while.

>>90882222
Kek has granted you the hardest of cocks.

Man, it was doing so well yesterday too. :^)

jk, it just got short sell'd to shit

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HURRY UP AND BUY BITCOINS FOR CHEAP WHILE YOU STILL CAN

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>mfw nothing happens

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>>90881566
we bail them out once again at the expense of the common man, i'd figure a revolution would occur. the kikes can't get away with it again.

>>90882555
If german economy goes down, that so does demand for oil.

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>>90882555
RUSSIA STRONK

I hope Putin and Erdogan buy Deutsche Bank just for keks

>>90882642
Fuck off gypo

No ones going to prop up the price of your memecoins

>>90882584
It was 9.98 for a moment

The year was wrong. Calendars must have been messed up during the Bernstein/Bernstain crossover.

Shemitah is this year, next year is Jubilee. We're fucked boys.

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Can somebody explain the effects this will have in the immediate future and coming months and years on the average American 25 year old? Will this have effects on the housing and job markets? What industries and companies will be most effected?

>>90882642
Fuck me, I wish I had sucked up the price and bought a Cassius coin when I could.

>>90877528
>sitting in a cozy gold miner

Feels comfy man. Miners tend to grow inversely with usd, which will crash soon.

>>90882584
people are going on a withdraw spree right now, the artificial float does not matter anymore.

>>90877528
>>90882615

>>90882222
Same lad, nice digits

>>90882746

praise kek

>U.S. Stocks Retreat as Deutsche Bank Woes Hit Financial Shares
What did he mean by this?

Watching 'the big short' while monitering the graph is oddly satisfying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGeiQ2hXRM

DJIA is sitting at .9% down. Feels like another normal day in the market over here. My portfolio is up 2% today.

It's not a global collapse.

>>90882215
DB was found to be doing some illicit activities on the side / not entirely legal deals; and they received a fine of about ~14 billion usd.

Share holders are selling out because even a fraction of that fine will essentially bankrupt DB.

>>90882584
Friday or Monday
Its a 50/50 split for what day.

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>>90882732

BUY GOLD THEN

ITS LIKE YOU PEOPLE WANT TO STAY POOR

>>90877528

This could spark the race war.

I hope it happens.

>>90882787
dbk is the nuclear bomb bank of europe, if they explode it sets a chain reaction of the world and then eventually we collapse and everyone follows.

>>90882787
Imagine EU in recession, that means lower demand for imported goods. Industries that depend on selling things to EU will be affected the most.

>>90877528

I'm happy that David is our new libertarian hero.

>>90879165
We're not properly in the currency union lad. We don't rely on the ECB to set rates and print our money. We're nowhere near as exposed to this as the rest of Europe, though definitely more exposed than we should be.

>>90882728
>that so does demand for oil.
Demand?
Demand never falls. They won't stop using electricity or anything.

Remember great recession when it was GLOBAL CRISIS? Well at that time Rouble risen sky high and was fucking amazing for russia.

I put all my savings in DB at 20 euro and convinced my dying father to give me the entire inheritance in advance to load up more at 15. I'll ride this out np. It'll be back to 50 in no time, that's just the way stocks work.

>>90882938
Buy waffles, tasty waffles with lots of syrup.

>>90882908
Thanks for the non-meme answer lad

>>90882938
Next thing you'll propose is to buy horses? Fuck off gipsy.

>>90882731
Why are you in favour of your downfall?

>>90882903

It's not a global collapse, it's a potential EU collapse. The wealthy will just shift their money from Europe to America and/or Asia.

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SHOW ME YOUR PEPES

>>90877528
Most of my assets are in Beanie Babies and garbage pail kids cards, what does this mean for me?

>>90883045
your going to lose everything better pull out

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>>90882961
>not realising that the refugee crisis was pushed so when shit hits the fun we will be occupied shooting eachother instead of shooting bankers

>>90882903

It's not a global collapse as the US mostly won't be affected. Heck if DB falls the demand for USD will become extremely intense.

>>90883045
Safe travels

>>90883061
>not buying horses
What kind of mongoloid are you?

can someone explain to this retard what caused the crash at this time? I understand DB was doomed to crash at some point, as are most financial currency markets, but I want to know why this is happening now.

Time to rewatch "Rogue Trader"!

>>90883045
F

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if they come for my NEETbucks it's on

>>90883234
Several tens of trillions in bad derivatives.

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>>90883234
Isnt it funny that congress/senate overides king niggers 9/11 sue the saudis and take their audis bill and all of a sudden DB is crashing hard

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>>90882961
>>90883178
A race war will not happen and the we wont kill the bankers, shut up.

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>>90882964
Okay, I follow you on that so far, but what does that mean for the average working class joe? I have my money in a local bank, is it at risk? Is the housing market at risk? I'd like to know specifics as I'm just a layman working class dude who would like to minimize how much he gets fucked so it isn't a repeat of 2008 for me where I was caught completely off guard by the job market going to shit right as i entered it.

>>90883234
DBK were caught doing shady shit and were given a $14b fine, and they don't have the available funds to pay it off.

>>90883152
>garbage pail kids

Show me your rares blz

>>90883160
>>90883186
Thanks for the (you)s. There's still more (you) profit to be made from this asset, just watch.

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Thanks satan

>>90877528
>finally have over a thousand euro's in my bank after acquiring work in over 5 years.
>entire EU currency, and potentially world currency may be about to crash

neat

>>90883358
sigh *unzips*

American debt 19 trillion.

EU debt 54 trillion.

China debt 0

Russia debt 443 Billion.

Australian debt 44.5 billion.

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>9.97
>9.97
>9.97

>>90882215
I smell sabotage.

Read something about increases in oil stocks.

>>90883430
what have you done

>>90883326
Doch Arbeit machst du frei

>>90882787
>>90883376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTidqySAxNQ
All you need to know.

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>>90883045

>>90883376
yes when the dow shits the bed it might have a effect for you, watch tomorrow when the imf meeting starts Just wait for the happening to come to you dont just pull out.

>>90883456>
>china 0 debt

what

>>90882787
With this syria situation we already know what is happening - war.

>>90881625
that picture...wew lad.

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>>90883045
>He thinks the Euro will exist in a few years.

anyone got a prepping 101 guide?

I AM NOT PREPARED FOR THIS

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>>90883503
It is unavoidable.

It's about time.

While American banks were consolidating and lower leverage DB fucking packed on even more.

Europe is fucked in that regards.

>>90883456
China bought US debt.

So they go too.

on a scale of 1 to 10 how happening is this happening?

>>90883497
I dont know, I just started to work after being a neat in a long time. And the fucking week after I am finally financially somewhat stable...this fucking happens.

I bet the jews did this because of trump or something.

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>>90883326
>ID: Epic

i'll be fine

>>90883332
>>90883358
Thanks

>>90883390
Highly doubt that's the reason. That 14 billion is just conveniently the EXACT same amount that Ireland told Apple they owe in back taxes.

>>90883706
Almost happening.

>tfw just got a hold of my father to tell him
He doesn't do it professionally but a stray word here or there might help.

We'll do it bros.
>>90878290
They'll go back up. The music hasn't stopped yet. Just set VERY tight SELL triggers.

>>90883390
Thought they had 6bil in assets?

>>90883669
Bug out to the french alps

Muzzies dont like cold
Survive scavenge, arm yourself
Read up on cold climate survival techniques

become a French Yeti

>>90883729
>neat

I meant neet.

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>>90883045
>trying to out jew the jew

F

Germany's second biggest bank
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-29/pain-spreads-germanys-second-biggest-bank-commerzbank-scraps-dividend-fires-20-workf

>>90883706
8

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>>90883669
>Be me
>don't not be me

WE CIVIL WAR IN EUROPE NOW?

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Nothing.

Will.

Happen.

>>90883706
8 or 9 (with a 10 being armed conflict in the South China Sea)

>>90883358
Not really. DB stock was being shortsold to hell and back which gave the impression that the stock isn't in the shitter, but it couldn't do that forever.

le wall street meme

>>>/biz/

Fuck man, I'll have to head to the gunstore tomorow asap and stock up on ammo

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>>90883234

DB MAKES OVERLEVEREGED TRANSACTIONS (I.E. BORROWS MONEY TO BUY/SELL SHIT)

THEY ARE THE MOST OVERLEVERGED IN THE WORLD WITH EXPOSURE LIKE 50X

THEY CAN'T PAY OFF

MAJOR FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS DEPEND ON THEM PAYING OFF WILL GET HIT

DOMINOES EFFECT

BUY GOLD OR BITCOIN

>>90883503
So... right now is a good or bad time to buy a house?

>>90883695

China depends on EU for export revenue just as it depends on the US. They're already seeing a massive slow down. China won't die from a GD2, but they'll suffer significantly as well.

>>90883901
go back to your containment inspirobot meme thread fuck boi

>>90883706
right now a 7

If DB falls under 10 Eur or its an 8

it if falls to 9 euros its time to grab sks and go innawoods because this is the type of financial collapse that makes world wars

were taking happening level infinite

>>90883319
>>90883505
>>90883654
>>90883793
Laugh all you want, if it goes through 10 I'll just take out a loan against my father's house and average down. I'll have the last laugh.

>>90883766
All worthless. Nobody want's Tyrones mortgage, especially when he isn't going to pay it back. Same goes for the Greek state bonds and the other worthless shit DB has piled up. 6 bil in assets describes how much they paid for it, not how much it is really worth.

>>90883685
I don't think so, Merkel can't afford Deutsche Bank crisis to get out of hand she needs to give in and give up her power.

(((They))) will force her to but then again populist parties in Europe might rise and if FN wins in 2017 we are fuck.

I guess it's revenge for the nato warsaw pact collapse deal

>>90883765
I know the market (and the stuff I have derivatives of) will go back up, the problem is if the DB goes bankrupt my derivatives are worthless, unreleated to how the rest of the market is doing.

>It's another "/pol/ encounters a stock chart for the first time and ejaculates with every minor downtrend" episode

>>90881871
Wanking to non-degenerate porn and imagination is just pleasurable meditation in my opinion

Just quit the porno stuff

>>90883952
I'd wait for shit to crash and for home prices to fall.

>>90882787
/pol/ is basically deleting the world economy right now.

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>>90883939

>tfw have $100,000 in savings
>tfw too afraid to buy gold

E-everything will work out in the end

>>90884006

Civic Nationalism is the new wind blowing through. The EU will collapse. The future is micro-states. Screencap this.

>>90883706
10000000.10

Ger your euros out now


Bankkk run

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>>90877528
OY VEY. If anything this means those nasty British racists HAVE to stay in the EU.

Who else will pay for the refugee centres if the economy collapses?

>>90883376
Soon, DB will announce a withdrawal freeze, and anybody who still has money with them won't see it again.

>>90883456
>American debt 19 trillion.
Just goverment debt.
>Russia debt 443 Billion.
Total debt, goverment debt is 50bln.

Look for total american debt.

>>90884068
fuck off mini hungary prep your asshole when you have no fucking potatoes to eat when the euro dies.

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>>90883987
>leveraging an inherited house to buy a dying bank.

wew lad.

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>>90884076
Do you ever listen to yourself?

>>90883994
Damn they broke as fuck.

GUYS WHAT IF ALL OF OUR SHITPOSTING AND PEPE BECOMING AN INTERNATIONAL SYMBOL HAS CREATED THE EVENTS WHICH WILL CAUSE GLOBAL COLLAPSE

WE DID IT /pol/

>>90884079
Just put 5% of your money in Gold that way you don't lose much

>>90883178
>>90883360

It will happen.

You have no idea how high the tensions are.

Money is the cement that keeps this shit from exploding.

If the state runs out of freebies, if pensions need to be cut even more, hell will break lose.

It will be glorious.

>>90883852
>He fell for the South China Sea meme

>>90884141

Mountain Jew Francs

>>90884068
Normally you'd be right, this time it's more than shitposting.

>>90883952
Terrible.

Prices where I live already exceeding 2007 top, and are still 4-6 times average income.

Wait for crash, and buy when credit collapses.

NOTE: UNLESS YOU HAVE 30%+ DOWNPAYMENT YOU WILL NOT GET APPROVED. CREDIT FOR ANYTHING LESS WILL NOT EXIST DURING THIS PERIOD.

>>90884055
I'm telling you to dump at minimum loss, not to spazz hard on that SELL button.

>>90884188
Yes.

>>90882555
Russia and China bout to become big rich moneybags

>>90884103
Proofs?

>>90884097
Civic nationalism will change nothing.

>>90884103
Link to where you're getting this

>>90884153
http://www.usdebtclock.org/

>>90883780
>suggesting running away from the fight instead of towards it
>letting muslims run rampant
LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE BRAVE, EVERYONE

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>>90884198
Well kek is a chaos god after all...
What did we expect?

>>90883045
F

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WE ARE CRASHING THE EURO WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>90884079
This type won't make it.

"The German Government will not bailout Deutsche Bank if problems at the lender worsen.

Eckhardt Rehberg, parliamentary budget spokesman for the ruling conservatives, indicated that a taxpayer-funded rescue of Deutsche Bank would not be forthcoming.

"At the present time I would rule out any capital help. That would not be the right way to go," he said.

Shares in Deutsche Bank tumbled in the US on Thursday following a report by Bloomberg that some funds had withdrawn cash from the lender.

There are concerns about the ability of Deutsche Bank to pay a $14bn fine in the US for selling mortgage-backed bonds during the financial crisis"

from the BBC

HOLY SHIT LADS ITS HAPPNING

>>90884119
America decides the worlds politics. If Hillary wins we stay if she doesn't we leave.

>>90884341
Leaf-anon.

He's giving advice to a frenchy who's likely best weapon is a 3 inch kitchen knife. Bugging out is probably the best option.

>>90883939
>Buy gold
Buy PHYSICAL GOLD, to be more precise.

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Will this hurt my 30k stocks in British Petroleum, anon?

What about my stocks in iron ore mines?

>>90884341
>YOURE RUNNING AWAY
>Frenchies running to their dwarven castle fortresses in the alps

Everyone knows the french have secret bunkers in the alps for when shit gets rough

>>90884518
Yes if HC wins
No if Trump wins

>>90884503
What kind of gold you can buy besides that? Reddit gold?

>>90884518
withdraw anything to do with europe at all, put everything into chinese shit, or play russian roulette with american things.

>>90883045
WTF I thought Norwegians were clever! At twenty you should have got silver! You would have made 50% now!

This week King Nig gets destroyed AND I get to watch the fall of Europe all snug in my home?

Mr Trump, I'm not tired of winning yet!

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Why did you trust us Merchants with all your belongings Goy? Reparations for The Holocaust.

>>90884590
ETF paper gold

>>90884626
Why does he get destroyed?

>>90884590
Gold on paper.

>>90884601
>put everything into chinese shit
Bad advice.
>>90884626
>I get to watch the fall of my only ally
top meme

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>>90884466
>There are concerns about the ability of Deutsche Bank to pay a $14bn fine in the US for selling mortgage-backed bonds during the financial crisis"

>tfw your country causes a financial crisis as payback for the last financial crisis

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>>90883901

this imo

>>90884665
Fucking kill yourself, jew. Before we kindly assist you.

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>>90882222
Nice quads, also I prefer euros over your Good Boy Points.

>>90884466
>At the present time
also: those dubs

>>90884626
do burgers really not realize that this would hit them as well?

>>90884590
Bullion is only one way of buying. You pay a premium for it, but in times of actual economic disaster, most paper gold will never be fulfilled. Deutsche Bank has already refused requests a couple of weeks ago and it isn't even a (formal) disaster yet. So buy physical gold (bullion).

>>90884716
congress/senate told obama to go fuck himself

>>90884590
You can pay Mr. Goldstein for an IOU that says he'll share his gold with you when the world comes flying apart at the seams.

>seems legit

>>90884266
In the UK we're basically back to 2007. A 2-bed new build is £180,000 which is about 6-7x average salary. STILL giving 90+% mortgages.

Nobody has learnt anything

>>90879165
If this gets as bad as it looks like it will then it's going to affect everyone worldwide no matter how far they are from the eurozone. The difference is in degrees and the brits are definitely close enough to hurt real fuckin bad.

>>90884480
>le ebin only US has gunz maymay
Just because a country doesn't have 112.6 guns for every 100 citizens doesn't mean it has none.

France has 31.2, Canada has 30.8

>>90884748
wot china is going to get a gold world backed, currency dont you morons get it, you got into the world back us japan and south korea didnt sign. you literally signed the death of democracy and replaced it with chinkisim.

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>>90884749
There's only one country that is too big to fail
t. USA

>>90884673
>>90884717
This is some sort of IRL meme. Why would anyone buy that?

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>>90883152

stop holding out, shitlord.

>>90884835
its going to hit everyone, and king chimp gets third term to fix this or collapse which we will.

>>90884590
>>90884503

YOU CAN ALSO BUY GOLD MINERS STOCK

>>90884518
Oil will rise. SA will make BANK off this. Stay in oil unless it's on the EU markets. BP might not be great.

>>90884942
Remember the cold war? You're rooting in favour of the soviets right now.

>>90884983
Why would you use paper bills ?
Because your central bank guarantees their value.

>>90884874
Kek glorious

>>90884885
80% limit last I heard. Still absurd, reckless and downright dangerous, but it's not "quite" as bad.

>>90882215

Officially derivatives and fines.

Realistically, greed.

Honestly, (((Jews)))

>>90884983
It means the (((some company))) securely stores the gold that you own, and gives you a paper certificate proving ownership

>>90884942
Less than 250 years old, already on the verge of collapse.
Most disappointing empire in history.

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>>90884620
80% cash, 20% short OBX, and $10k physical silver on the side in case of zombies.

>>90884590
90% of gold purchases arent real gold

Only when you actually go to a gold dealer do you actually buy real physical gold (not coins and gold certificates ans other fake junk)

>>90884807
your fucked ether way Ahmed

Just a reminder that Merkel told Germans to prepare and buy 10+ days worth of food and water...

THEY KNEW

It's actually happening.

i dont think its going to happen but it's best to be prepared. i've already got emergency funds set aside.

>>90884942
helpless imbecile. look up u.s. banks derivatives exposure

>>90885200
where do you even find a gold dealer?

>>90885231
LINK?

>>90884079

If I had that much, I'd put at least a some in Gold. It's usually stable enough that I wouldn't worry too much about anything except the lost yield, but I might also beat everyone else on that too.

>>90885231
Wasn't that weeks ago?

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I am tired of waiting.

Will this crash in less than 24 hours?

>>90885035
NEVER do that unless you know every detail of the companies behind it. Mining is extremely risky, they go under all the time, most consistently volatile commodity-based stock you can get.

>>90885113
My mate just bought at 90%. 95% is available on cheap and new builds primarily in the North with a joint income of above average salary.

Even 80% is ridiculous, but just have a check on the mortgage calculators and you'll see 95% is definitely attainable.

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>>90884942
>>90885158
>it's okay that we can't balance budgets or run a country worth shit
>we'll just ALL move to Canada, and they will bail us out
NO! CANADIAN EMPIRE WILL NOT RISE! I DON'T WANNA! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

>>90885079
>Because your central bank guarantees their value.
No way.
The value is fulfilled by the people you buy stuff and services from, not by a bank.

What does this mean for us amerifats? Does it only affect the euro???

>>90885322
Can confirm

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>>90885322
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/22/german-defence-plan-tells-citizens-to-hoard-food-and-water/

>>90885322
>>90885328
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/22/german-defence-plan-tells-citizens-to-hoard-food-and-water/

It was about 6 weeks ago but DB was showing signs then and the people at the top know in advance.

>>90885329
If it hits the single digits it might crash.

>>90885384
>>90885384
i keep saying it, it will effect the entire damn world dammit.

All time low is another word for guaranteed investment opportunity. Buy low, sell high - remember? Everyone invest everything into DB right now for guaranteed supermass profits and riches. Let's become kangz.

>>90885384
It means world financial collapse. >>90885408

2008x10

>>90885441
>>90885425
>>90885408
>>90885385
I've know about their serious derivative exposure for 3 years!

Anyone on the in must have also!

>>90885441
only has 5 cents to go

>>90884243

it will be glorious except for the fact that you're living in a noguns country where muslims are haveguns

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WE'RE GOING DOWN, DOWN

If your currency is tied to the euro you're fucked too, right?

seems to be dropping hard..

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>>90884665
>give away all gold
>trust useless jewpaper
The white cucks get what they deserve

Wipe them all out schlomo

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The Greek national bank (which is already down 95% from last year) has fallen another 5% today.

>>90885469
What can I do to protect my money?

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>>90877528
mfw dis country economy is so shitty that even world crisis won`t change situation much here

I'm gonna be real, I took one okay-tier banking and finance class in highschool and am still going through basics in college. Are we actually happening-tier or is this like every other "le ebin habbening" thread on here?

>>90885639
RIP

>>90885408
is halifax (my bank) uninvolved?

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Buy for a dollar, sell for two.

>>90885639
Everbody is fucked but especially euro countries

>>90884266

Time to sell? I have a condo in a downtown market, all paid off. I want out though.

I want to prepare it to sell in spring though. Or sooner maybe

>>90885697
DB makes lehman brothers look like a fucking joke

DB collapse actually has the potential to create a global super depression

this isnt shemitah gay bullshit

db is going to fuck us up

>>90885760

Yeah it's a building society. But fuck Halifax. Nationwide is better.

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THE FIRE RISES TONIGHT

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>>90885760
It will affect all banks

>>90885791
>Greece

Wew I feel sorry for them.

>>90885598

K, my gun cabinet says otherwise friendo.

>>90885697
We're currently at 7/10 happening.

If it continues and if the Euro markets don't hold their cool tomorrow then it's 9/10

>>90885320
kitco.com

Does everyone really expect Gold to sky-rocket after Shit hits the fan?

In 2008 Gold actually went down after the US Housing Bubble burst.

>>90885814
We need a miracle. I don't want to have to personally pay for another fucking bailout.

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>>90877528

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OP HERE

NEW BREAD
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>>90885589

>>90885589

>>90885589

>>90885589

Repeating digits and the bank will collapse, resulting in a financial crash 100 times worse than 1929

Praise Moloch and Soros

>>90885814
I wish a nigga would. Can we get this happening on the fucking road already?

>>90885981
Poor France. You'll be paying for German migrants in more ways than one.

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>>90877528
Just woke up, it's 5:40am here fill me in on this "happening"

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>>90886088

>>90885981
German leadership said there would be NO bailout for this.

>>90885981
set aside an emergency fund like i did, that way you'll stay afloat while peasants panic

After the collapse I'm gonna have you cunts till the football fields for 1 little silver coin a day - the true historical value for labor. And I will debase that coin so hard, you can bet your ass it'll only be 10% silver in the fucker by the time I pass my noble titles on to my son. But what would you know about that stuff, you're my farm animal.

>>90885933
What's the equivalent of a 9/10? 9-11? WW2? Nuclear War? Nice truck attack??

>>90881821
the yuan isn't a freely traded currency=the Chinese government decides its value

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>>90886088
MOTHER OF FUCK

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>>90886088
JUST

>>90885981

Kek, you cant bail DB out if it fails. Much too much.

>>90885952

Invest in a nice Jeep, a Boat, a secure Cabin in the woods.

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>>90886088
OYYYU FICKIN VEY LADS!

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>>90886088

NEW BREAD

>>90885589

>>90885589

>>90885589

>>90886088
Kek has spoken, it's all ogre.

>>90885852
ehh, been with them since they we're bank of scotland, no need to change.

Used to have a nationwide logo piggy bank though, shit was cash

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>>90886088
Praise the elder gods!

>>90886088
OY VEY