ITS HAPPENING EVERYONE IS PULLING CASH FROM DEUTSCHE BANK

inb4 bailout

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>>90869516
gonna need another source besides ZH please not trying to be a dick here.

>>90869516
warning to all nord-bros

Nordea is in the receiving end of DB risk matrix

if you have any funny sounding financial packages with Nordea, you might want to look it up

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>that volume spike

>>90869789
TURN ON CNBC YOU FUCKING RETARD

ALL MY SHIT IS FLASHING RED ACROSS THE BOARD

EVERYONE IS FLIPPING OUT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>90869516
This time it's really happening. And there are no brakes on this train.

>>90869789
The talks about DB bankruptcy stated few years ago.

>>90870037
Speculation.

>>90869516
Does this mean Europe is collapsing?

>>90870244
NO SHIT BUT WHO USES ZEROHEDGE AS A SOURCE !!!!

>>90869516
It was at 10.4 yesterday so it rose?

ITS FUCKING OVER MAN


THERE IS NOT ENOUGH INK IN THE UNIVERSE TO BAIL OUT DEUTSCHE

>>90870359
Like fissures on a dam. Small crack, biggers cracks, always connecting, then WROOOOOOM!

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They had the subprime crisis. We'll have the subhuman crisis.

>>90870359
If there won't be any rescue plan for DB then whole modern monetary system is collapsing.

UNLESS THE FED STEPS IN RIGHT FUCKING NOW WE WILL HAVE A 1987 CRASH TODAY

>>90870486
that was on the german exchange, this was on the nyse

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Good times are coming.

>>90870244
>This time it's really happening.

This should be the official subtitle for all stock market happening threads.

>>90870359
No, this means Germans will take few hundred billions from Slovaks and Lithuanians and other Euro countries and pour it into their bank to save it. Just like with Greece

Every day you make this. Could today be the day you're right?

>>90870710
Then expect enormous riots across the continent and fall of the EU.

>>90870636
Ok im stock illiterate. Whats the difference in stock exchanges in germany and the US? Arent they both showing the same thing?

Whats the stock name on the NYSE?

>>90870744
We'll see tomorrow Japan. Your stock market opens first.

>>90870627
If we're going to have a big move it'll probably be on monday because usually the normal investors sell on the weekend after bad news rather than immediately

>>90870795
you wont do shit
pay up bitch

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>>90869666
Thanks satan

>>90869516
>90869516
I was here for all the shemitah shit and the supposed chinese crash.

I... I dont think i can let /pol/ get my hopes up again

Is it really happening senpai??

>>90870888
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME

DEUTSCHE NEEDS 2 TRILLION DOLLARS MINIMUM BEFORE THE WEEKEND OR ITS OVER

>Germany's market crashes
>Britain pulls out of the EU
>Sweden having to support every fucking country by itself

We lads, why hyped here?

>>90870831
on nyse i think its just Deustche Bank (DB) and no theyre not the same i think DB has a lot of different subsidiary stocks and only one is the actual company stock on the german exchange

>>90871052
isnt sweden already runnint out of monies because of rapefugee handouts?

>>90871033
5 GORILLION, GOYIM, NOW OR ITS OVER

GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SHMOCK

>>90871033
>$14b

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>>90870562

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>10.25
CRASHING THIS BANK

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WSJ from 5 minutes ago...

Somethin's fishy...

>>90869789

Go get one then.

Im sick of fags requesting knowledge and sitting around like a turd on a log waiting for others to being you info.

Do it yourself you lazy fat nigger

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>>90871114
Oh yeah Sweden was getting ready to implement Right-Wing Deaths Squads because it was so close to going broke, last I heard.

It's about to GIT GUD.

>>90870795
lol no, abolutely no chance of happening

Luckilly this will only touch cunts using Euro

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>>90870037
FUUUUUUUUUU I HAVE BOUGHT DB YESTERDAY FOR 12.32

>>90871295

What am I looking for?

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>>90871033
we just need to nuke a city so we can create jobs by rebuilding it

>>90869666
666 nice

Bailout is better then a Bail In.

Both are bad news for the German tax payer

>>90871255
Under 10 and it's mass evacuation .

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>>90871255

WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>>90871357
Why would you buy crashing bank?

>>90871394
But you would reduce aggregate demand by destroying consumers.

>>90871302
No. You idiot the burden of proof is on YOU if you mine from shitty sources. How absolutely sophomoric lmao

>>90871033
Post sources, idiot! or else i cant report on it!

>>90871463
Kraut thought it was over before it was over.

>>90871302
>make thread crying wolf about something they have absolutely no knowledge in to gain (you)s .

Op is of the faggot nomenclature.

I was getting all disappointed when it seemed to recover yesterday but I'm tightening my butt rn is this finally it?

Please be forced to do another bailout, it will be the end of the EU.

Why is DB crashing though? How did they fuck it up?

>>90871357
Better sell that shit and cut your losses before the stock really goes into freefall.

"it's actually happening this time" baissing neet says for seventh time this week

>>90869516
It closed at $11.65 just the other day. $11.51 now

http://finance.yahoo.com/quote/DB?p=DB

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>>90871466
You're right we'll have to be more drastic

http://business.time.com/2011/08/16/paul-krugman-an-alien-invasion-could-fix-the-economy/

>>90870035
Kan du utdype?

>>90869516
Weimar Republic 2.0 here we come.

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SLEEP NOW IN THE FIRE

>>90871644
This.

Monday is national holiday, german reunification. Looks like on monday there will be a happening of the opposite, splitting europe into a huge race war if this continues.

Glad it's a holiday so I can devote the entire day killing mudslimes. 1 Year later, this day (oct 3rd) will be known as "unification day" for all of europe and their native populations.

Is there any other bank to look out for?

>>90871463
>>90871532
He believes in his country.

>>90871532
It's obvious that Merkel won't help them under any circumstances, since another tax payer funded rescue would mean the end of her leadership.

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>>90869666

Changed my euros pounds feels good

>>90871377
The End

>>90871357
For what purpose

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Pretty coincidental that DB has been zombie walking for about a year now

Now all of a sudden once Congress and the Senate overides Obamas 9/11 suing the saudis bill it all of a sudden crashes now.

Guess king nigger decided to pull the plug on DB to give the middle finger to congress/senate

>>90871469
>No. You idiot the burden of proof is on YOU if you mine from shitty sources. How absolutely sophomoric lmao

fine. ignore a possible happpening. when you go to the supermarket in a few days and its empty dont complain to us

>>90871636
US (I think, not too informed myself) banks started demanding billions of dollars from Germany for debts or some shit, and Germany refused.

>>90870037
Jej. Oopsy-daisy.

Sure DB will go bankrupt but don't underestimate the cucked nature of the German people who will happily fork over a $100 billion to recapitalize the bank

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>>90871935

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>>90871357
Are you actually retarded?

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Putting DB into perspective, it is now trading at -91.81% from May 2007.

>>90872002
Is that bad though? Clinton is going to win and she'll have to deal with a recession. Plus, it's finally the HAPPENING we wanted.

>>90872039
You've missed my point and have just shown yourself to be ill informed . It hasn't collapsed yet its not even sub 9 dollars yet, you are freaking out about nothing.

>>90870035
>>90871687
Vennligst utdyp.

>>90871967
to make a nice fat profit

Notmuch is happening as usual

Will this be the event that triggers the European civil war? Are we even ready?

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inb4 absolutely nothing happens

>>90870744

Might just be the beginning. Worries about DB have been brewing for quite a while.

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>>90872119
'One prank that went too far'

>>90871852
She will.
She can't allow it to die.

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>>90869516
Oh boy here we go for the next financial crisis.

>>90872126
Nah not really.

Are ready to start stalking?
Im ready :3
Crossbows, guns, ammo, food supply and a sweet ass spot in the middle of nowhere to live. Ill be lucky to see anyone ever during the happening

No one wants to live in the bumfuck desert 100 miles into no mans land

Spent my whole life doing desert survival to do this shit

even if i go crazy from isolation ill be okay

what about you my fellow burger?

>>90869516
Nothing will happen.

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Almost -7% just today.

9600 jobs to go commerzbank

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-37505900

>>90872277
No, she won't directly. But she made a deal with Erdogan already, check

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-28/erdogan-adviser-says-turkey-should-consider-buying-deutsche-bank

>>90872216
I want to believe

>>90872002
>Now all of a sudden once Congress and the Senate overides Obamas 9/11 suing the saudis bill it all of a sudden crashes now.

think about this; if citizens were allowed to sue the Saudi government for their funding extremism leading to the deaths of Americans, what would stop foreign citizens from suing the US government for our killing of civilians?

>>90870037
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's fucking happening

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>>90871687
vet ikke hvor legit dette er, så det er derfor jeg sier "burde ta en titt" og ikke "selg selg selg"

men denne grafen har sirkulert her inne en stund

det var også om DB i E24.no i dag.

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This is good for bitcoin.

You must have deposit insurance in the EU? R-r-right?

>>90872422
>what would stop foreign citizens from suing the US government for our killing of civilians?

Please yes

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>>90872384
>.gif
Get with the times, plebstar.

>>90872422
It would cause global collapse

thats what we want anon

why arent you excited

>mom keep the money in USD I'm telling you the euro is...
>NO
>mom...
>NO

Well. I tried.

>>90872139
assuming you are correct, is this a reason to intentionally avoid educating yourself?

like finding a reliable source on your own?

>>90869516
>>90870037
>>90870167
Why are financiers suck clickbait merchants? Every graph about market prices is always scaled so it looks the market has completely collapsed, then you open it up and realise it's barely a 5% change

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>>90870562
The keks are real.

>>90872606
Again the burden of proof is on the initial posit not the person asking the question . Learn to Socratic.

>>90870831
Listed as DB on NYSE. There is no difference between that and whatever it is listed as on other exchanges around the world. Only difference is currency its quoted in.

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>>90871357
Kek, German trading.

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>>90872113

>>90872396
Doesn't matter how she does it.
The point is that the bank will be fine.

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>>90872590
No break on this train. Never was.

>>90869516

XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA

dibs on clay

>>90869516
So if DB goes bankrupt, should I go ahead and buy something expensive to sink my money into something that'll actually have value?

I have just about enough for a down payment on a house.

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>>90872422

>what would stop foreign citizens from suing the US government for our killing of civilians?

Why would I be worried? America has done nothing wrong.

>>90871935
>buying cuckbux instead of glorious trumpfreedom dollars

get gassed cuck, prepare to prep your shitskin overlords

>>90871935
Should've bought dollars. Pound is freefalling too.

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>>90871463

People with no experience just don't realize that banks may be too big to fail but the stockholders can get wiped out

>>90872630
>clickbait merchants
You clearly have no comprehension of what such moves in markets indicate.

To put it another way, go watch Stictly Come Dancing like a good retarded goy, faggot. These graphs aren't for uneducated people.

>>90872396
>buying a dead body so you can reanimate it later and it will work for you

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>>90872832
If DB causes Lehman bro's times 10 buddy im ready to sink 40000 dollars into food batteries lighters and guns the next day

We dont bounce back from this one
this is a bubble that makes world wars happen

>>90872978
FrankenBank

>>90869516
WTF WE HAVEN'T EVEN RECOVERED FROM THE PREVIOUS FINANCIAL CRISIS WAIT A YEAR OR TEN

>>90871357
12.32 are you fucking high
we have almost been into single digit land, lad

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>>90872841
BEAUTYFUL.

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I'M GOING UNDER

DROWNING IN YOU

I'M FALLING FOREVER

>>90872879
Maybe his talking about Swiss pounds, they are safe harbor as USD.

>>90869516
Banker on Bloomberg just admitted it. "Banking is a confidence game".
They're so desperate they're starting to spill spaghetti everywhere.

>>90872215
>asking if white people are ready for war

Hey France.

Are the markets closed yet?

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>>90872277
yeah because that would totally not play in the hands of the globalists trying to create a new world order

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>>90870035
Fuck

>>90873154
Germany is

DB sub in merica is still going on.
We can watch that for predictions for tomorrows massive crash

>>90872709
Is that even allowed?

>>90872215
no one is ready

>>90873146
Read my name you fucker

>>90871675
Paul Krugman is a crack smoking retard. Whenever he gets drilled on being wrong 95% of the time on air with his various predictions, he gets all wide eyed and crazed, can't stare at the camera or the person speaking to him. Total crackhead, smokes crack at home and makes economic predictions he repeats that are rarely in touch with reality. Goes talks about it and gets ridiculed. He was laughably right one time and it made front page headlines.

will it happen

is this going to cause civil war in europe

>Brexit means that Germany will be the financial hub of Europe

FUCKING KEK

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF DB

>>90872695
once again, is this a valid reason to avoid educating yourself?
if i see a story/news article thats interesting but i dont trust the source, i google it. its not hard. if you genuinely dont care about a very real possible happening, the you are correct. OP is at fault and he should have provided a better source. but if you actually give a shit, take some initiative and find your own reliable source. nobody is trying to convince you personally that shit is going down. this is more of a "to whom it may concern..." waring

>>90871357
Buy high, sell low

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>>90869516
It's going to drop 14% from open by close.

>>90869516
can somebody explain this deutche bank issue in 10 words or less? why is the entire bank going to the shitter all of a sudden? new gfc?

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THERE SHE BLOWS LADS!
THERE SHE BLOWS!

>>90872709
i would have slugged that faggot in the gut

>>90873154
He's >>90873220 right, it now depends on how Tokyo stock exchange will open. But I bet there will be slaughterhouse (all right, except Asia, cause they have green color for falling stocks, kek).

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>>90869516
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>90873456
Where can I find a link to watch this?

It's nothing.

I set a 300k nok short on markets for tomorrow so it's not like I have a stake against your scenario. I want you to be right but you jinxed it.

The problem is /pol/ is going nuts about this and at least when it comes to finance, it's always wrong.

You fuckers have 85 IQs and you don't even manage to be right half the time on something as simple as market direction. A coin flip is superior to /pol/'s small reactive minds.

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>>90869516
Been tracking this since the middle of the year for months now. Check the archives, it'll be the derriviatives that will end this, next stop is the Italian banks ,Monte dei Paschi di Siena is one to watch. We wont see nothing major happening yet on the scale of 2008 until 2017 Q1 or Q3 though, so get shorting on every bank connected to this thew trading world needs to catch up with this derivative fraud mishap.

Ask me anything, i did the math and have a ton of research and graphs

>>90873300
Clearly you don't know how empiricism works. IF the initial source is bad the whole posit is incredulous, I don't need to look anything up because im not asking for myself i'm asking out the assumption that you can mine from a trusted source. If your source isn't trusted why the hell would i trust your predication to bloviate. I don't need you to tell me to look up stuff myself that is obviously moot.

>>90871357
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Did Brexit cause this?

Or was it merely the spark?

Or was it unrelated.

>>90872964
Clickbait merchant spotted

Do you do it because nobody cares about your profession at all until you fuck it up?

If both my parents work here how fucked am I? Still in college currently.

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>>90873449

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>>90873592
When will things get so bad that ">this" will happen across Europe?

It just gets better guys:
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/a-crisis-in-european-banks-threatens-to-roil-global-markets-2016-09-28
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/more-pain-in-store-for-deutsche-bank-shareholders-2016-09-28

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>>90871357
Just how much of DB did you pick up for 12.32, you stupid stupid mutha fucka!

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>>90871357

>>90873574
I have a 125 IQ and if you go onto twitter, you'll see that people are actually talking about this. This is the first time notable people have been talking about it.

>>90871357
>Germany efficiency

>>90873592
Will it be worse than '08?

>>90873721
DB has not been in a good way for a long time now. A year at least.

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Is it time?

>>90873574
I'll have you know I'm IQ 180 and am in the navy seals

>>90873787

No idea, but I'll buy a one-way plane ticket the day it happens.

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Hope the bank crashes to nothingness like the Wiemar republic.

>>90871033
SOURCE?!?!?!?!??!

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rly makes u think

>>90873850

Its much more than that , you'll notice the Kraut CEO and Chairman cleared off some time ago...

>>90870710
Our GDP is only 46 billion USD
And how would they execute that anyways?

>>90872630
Going down 5% four days in a row is equivalent to an 18.5% total loss. If the starting market cap is $20 billion, it's not $18.3 billion. That's nearly $2 billion gone in less than a week. When it happens every week for many weeks, you eventually end up with <$1 billion, a 95% loss.

>>90873571
Search for "Nikkei stock" or "live chart" on Google. I use a software from my broker.

>>90873638
ok. point taken. you are correct. but let me ask you this.

does the possibility of a worldwide financial collapse worry you?

yes or no

>>90873721
It's been a house of cards for very long. It was bound to happen sooner or later but I guess if the boat gets rocked it sorts of sets off a chain reaction.

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>>90873844
>Will it be worse than '08?
...........you have no idea kid

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>>90873592
Despite Europe's bank debt stacking up , DBK (Deutsche Bank) are being propped up by major derivative exposure amounting to 72 Trillion and keeps climbing .The derivatives are more than Germany's total GDP. Although the majority is saved by their Net , this Net is at the expense of the various counter parties. If any fail to back up then the trigger is fired and things wont be pretty.

Moving on, another issue going on here are an increase in CDS's reaching nominal peaks in 2015/16, they're still not as high yet but they've been growing internally throughout the year.
The picture attached shows DBK's CDS against JP Morgan. There's also a CDS increase on the major Italian Bank 'Monte dei Paschi ' , I'm sure there are more on the linked banks I've named below.

A bailout shouldn't happen due to new EU rules in place since 2008 on bank bailout strategies. An option against the taxpayer lays open but who's to say the government wont do both or the former, I don't now.
Check the archive for other posts , i've done a couple contributions. I'd like to say that if you're a trader, start shorting the banks now. Here's a short list so far:

HSBC,
Barclays
UniCredit
Nordea
Santander
Morgan Stanley
JP Morgan
CITI
Goldman Sachs
Standard Chartered

I can get an image of more up next post. Just short the fuck out of them and watch Quarterly reports throughout the year. There shouldn't be any great rebound , nobodies kidding anybody aboiut this and DBK telling everyone "Everything's okay" will be bullshit.

Here;s a chart of DBK Credit Default Swaps

>>90869516
I withdrew most of my deposits a few days ago, already.
Will try to change all my Lastschrift mandates in the next weeks and GTFO of this shitty bank.

I hope it crashes without survivors and pulls the whole world economy in a big slump. At this point the West will only wake up to the mess it's in when there are critical financial woes.

>>90873850
At least since March 2014 DB has been projectile diarrheaing and hemorrhaging.

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>>90872812

>>90873447
>in 10 words or less

no money

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>>90873447

It's not all of a sudden.

>>90874114
so its their own fault? nothing systemical?

>>90873574
We have a surprising number of very intelligent people here their voices are just drowned out by shitposters and morons in most threads

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I KEK'D

KEK
E
K

>>90874048
Absolutely not. This means a possible clean slate , hard times but a clean slate . I want see how humans coexist on an even playing field, not seen for decades. Do we falter and die out or does something new come out of it . We will see soon I guess.

I'm 36, broke, poor, and barely employed. How will this affect me?

>>90873844
bro, it will be worse that 1929

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I dunno they seem to be doing great on CDS

>>90873115
Swiss Franc. And yes. The USD, or the CHF would be a wise investment. Can hedge the position in Czech Koruna or Danish Krones.

And of course, "pet rocks".

>>90871469

Fuck off w/ your burden of proof

/pol/ is proof, you nigger

>>90874114
And LIBOR manipulation scandal, silver prices manipulation scandal, selling RMBS in 2005-2007, Russian mafia money laundering scandal and few more "incidents" over last 10 years. Legal cost of those scandals exceed DB's capital.

>>90874255
Yea but that have that new labor force, all them migrants coming in to germany looking to work hard and then some, that'll turn the German economy right around, you'll see!

>>90873997
Money printing to dilute the value of the currency. There isn't anything you can do to avoid it and they can skim off 2 or 3% of your entire economy every year

>>90874232
>Absolutely not
fair enough. dont bother looking up your own source.

but i advise you to buy a gun if you dont have one already. a gun and a nice water filter

>>90870035
So another financial meltdown? And I just put 1650 NOK in my DNB account. Should have waited, but I am expecting a bill soon. Thanks for the heads up. :^)

>>90874255
this? no way. either germany helps them or other banks will pick up the business. if it wasn't anything systematical that caused this it's going to be fine for now

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>>90874253
Your vacation will continue

>>90869516
If DB crashes and burns will the euros on my bank turn into an equivalent of Zimbabwe funbucks?

If so, i'll need to stock up on emergency rations and buy gold or something while i still can.

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JUST

>>90874035
What's your broker, why aren't you shorting bank zachodni

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>>90874360
Hahah nice one pleb

>>90873592
Since August 2014 MPS is down @-96.10% relative. It's a spectre, the only question is when the powers that be let Europe collapse.

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>>90873787
The second it hits really, EU will be first hit. Germany, Italy, Southern EU states and England. Like dominoes since all the banks are connected in this specific spider way, everything's connected and all the banks have been tossing these repackaged loans around. Monte Dei is the worst.

>>90873844
I don't know, by theory it should be. It depends on if the Gov. will go against their own laws on bank bailing or take it out on the tax payer, this is about how hard they fall. The debt is in trillions, everything should just fall like dominoes until it reaches the US. Just check the CDS's and tell your friends, start shorting.

Follow this post for more information: >>90874083

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>>90869516
Crashing this Reich with no survivors

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>>90874458
DEPRESSION TIME!

>>90874410
DNB er ikke utsatt, så vidt jeg forstår..?

>>90874457
I'm hoping to go on vacation to Greece next year, I hope this means it'll be 2e per $1 next year! CAN'T WAIT!

>>90874406
It's like you stopped reading the rest of my retort. That's your chronic mistake . Good day to you.

>>90874332
LOL credit default swaps you want them to cost a small number! But nice bait!

>>90874083
>Check the archive for other posts , i've done a couple contributions. I'd like to say that if you're a trader, start shorting the banks now. Here's a short list so far:
>HSBC,
>Barclays
J U S T

Hey guys, don't worry, Merkel took in a bunch of muslim migrants and what not, the Saudis and Qatar will bail Germany out, you'll see. Soros is also working big on this project, it'll turn out roses brothers. Screen cap this, I'm a profit.

>>90874203
its every bodies fault. and nobody's fault. economics can be very convoluted

>>90873990
Kek speak in captchas too?

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kek where does happening-hedge get all of this data from I can't find it anywhere else

>>90874410
>>90874584

cash i banken er nok ikke farlig.

jeg snakker om finanspakker og annet snacks som vi husker fra 08 krisa

nordea var en av de som fikk en smell.

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>>90874410
>>90874584
Om den så var, tror dere virkelig at en norsk bank går fra alreit til å trylle vekk Ola's 1650 kroner over natten?

>>90874540
>>90874083
Christ, thanks anon.
It seems like the bailout would only make things worse though

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>>90874024
I'm aware of what 5% means, but my point stands, regardless of how shallow the drop is, they always scale financial graphs to make them look like any drop is a complete market collapse.

Pic related: Dow Jones is collapsing, civil war in America tomorrow confirmed.

>>90873751
Nice.

>>90874635
>It's like you stopped reading the rest of my retort. That's your chronic mistake . Good day to you.

as a matter of fact, after i read "absoliutely not" i did stop reading. then i responded to yuro post. then i finished reading your post

>>90874816
You don't find nearly all the financial data for free. My university is subscribed to about 1000 different services to get nearly all of it, and some are expensive as shit.

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>>90873293

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>>90873592
Hello fellow Brit bro

I have been following it for over a year as well. I remember the first shemitah threads

I think this could be it : )

God bless Brexit

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>11.31

>>90869666
there's not enough cash in the world to bail out $72 trillion of derivatives

>>90873787
>implying there's a nationalist who's as charasmatic as hitler out there

>>90874829
nei, dessuten er det da litt det jeg sier, når jeg påpeker at den ikke er utsatt

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>>90872119
>its cool guys it's just deflation lol
>nothing is actually going to happen haha
>did you see the new Sweden's Got Talent?

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>>90874365
ha! youre right friend. nothing can stop the work ethic of a proud Muslim-European immigrant! Germonie sure is lucky to have such an invaluable resource

>>90874902
I predicted this told you all 9/30

>>90874231
>tfw East India House will be rebuilt in your lifetime

>>90875072

That's not how this works, I'm not exactly sure how this works because it hasn't actually happened before but that's not exactly how it would work probably

>>90873592
What do you recommend buying? An inverse s&p 500? Let's say I have my life savings and want to make it work for me. Should I feel confident in putting 80% of it in an inverse S&P 500 right now?

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>>90873592
>the world will be set on fire just in time for a Trump presidency

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>>90874458
I'm not an expert but this looks bad.

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>>90873791
Yup, European banks summed up.

>>90870677
This. /pol/ is never right about these things.

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DB in the Singles!

>>90875247
What this guy said, I have 140k in an IRA account invested in various shit. Should I liquidate now and just hold the cash and pick up when it crashes, do I BET THE DOWNFALL.

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How the fuck can you even bail out DB?

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Might be time to buy this etf. It was selling for $1000 5 years ago

>>90874952
You're impartial triangulation shows your ineptitude to a normal conversation and to someone else perspective. You clearly like wasting peoples time . Stop replying.

>>90874227
>>90874227
>shitposters and morons
Looks more like trolls imitating morons for a laugh & lots of delusional hopeless fuckers from every corner of this rock.

Also, unrelated, but how does the collapse of DB impact the US & any of our credit unions?

>>90875329

which live chart are you looking at faggot?

>>90875273
Uhh no Dow falls and we get king nog for a 3rd term

>>90869516
i am fine with this, they still owe us some things

>>90875392
By pulling 72 trillion out of your ass.

Let the zombie banks fail.

Reinstate glass steagall act.

Hang those that caused the collapse

>Enact article 50 right as the banks collapse
leave with your economy intact
>Enact article 50 right as the banks collapse
leave with your economy intact
>Enact article 50 right as the banks collapse
leave with your economy intact

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>>90873592
>Ask me anything

Where are the scared people going to put their money? Is this going to help the dollar or even cause a boost in bitcoin?

>>90874836
No problem, spread the news when suitable

>>90875247
Invest in GOLD ETF's and Index's , GOLD will skyrocket on any crash. Buy Gold stocks, Gold coins, Gold anything.
Short the banks and companies linked to the banks, do your DD and find them yourself. Look into Chinese banks too, everything's connected. I wouldn't touch the S&P , touch ETF's in Gold/Silver only.

>>90875329

Not true.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA get fucked, suit niggers. Us NEETS will rule the post stock market era.

>>90875564

ofcourse this helps the dollar you fucking kikes whenever anything bad happens the goyim run to America because you surely can't collapse

Holy Kek, please make Germany bail them out. This will kill Germany.

>>90875547
Oy vey, it will be a literal 'nuddah shoa

>>90872709
Eternal anglo

>>90869789
Float well pizza-chan

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>>90869516
Ahahahahahahaha

>>90874902
>Dow Jones has collapsed that bad and rebounded about 5 times this month alone

>>90869516
Trader friend of mine on the floor in New York called to say everything just took a pounding. Wait for the 15 minute update.

>>90869516

I have my savings account in Deutsche Bank. Should I worry?

>>90875472
It'll probably correct the euro and USD, we're talking .80usd or so gets 1e.
>>90875606
Gold ETF sounds sweet, what about one of them 3x velocity gold etfs? 3x the gains bro!

>>90875686
Print a gorillion euros. Problem delayed until the money supply hits the market.
Solving the crisis US style.

>>90872709
He took a risk, timed it well, and succeeded. Good for him, he is the alpha predator, he is the winner supreme. Fortune favors the bold.

>>90875392
the US can print 72 trillion and give it to germonie

its not like it even matters at this point

looks like that Shemitah was right after all

>>90875405
Not sure if it's a troll, but this is a decaying fund which means over the long run it always loses money. It looks like it was $1000 5 years ago because they've done constant reverse stock splits.

What chart are you all using? It just hit 10.20.

>>90875786

Nobody abroad wants to purchase your shitty currency

>>90875564
Scared? People who are invested in DBK (bought stocks) ? If so then they'd be bailing out already, check the market and Stockwits, shits on fire

It may boost bitcoin as its crypto and people when Dollar does shit tend to put money into computer currency since its "more reliable"
By economic theory, dollar should fall dramatically as Gold rises . Refer too my post here:
>>90875606

>>90875763
couldn't hurt to transfer it to another bank.

>>90871357
How on earth did you manage to open a web browser, find this place and type up something resembling English? Are you like the world's tallest mental midget?

Fwiw, I've been in your shoes. Dump now. It's only your pride locking you in. The hardest, most essential skill you have as an investor is taking slightly less money off the table when you make the wrong call.

-10% soon, my dudes

>>90873232
It should be

>>90875392
If they bail out DB, then they have to bailout all the rest of failed banks in the EU. see>>90875306

>>90875405
>It was selling for $1000 5 years ago

and its selling for 32 now. Thats great performance, huh? buy buy buy

>>90875763

Honestly, to be safe move it over to a credit union before the bank holiday this Monday. Rumors are a bail in, that's why investors are moving their money away

Will this crash the Euro? Should I buy rubles? I have a feeling that it will be smart to do

>>90875422
>shows your ineptitude to a normal conversation
well that makes sense seeing as how i have schizoid personality disorder

>>90875763

This > >>90875895

>>90875860
secret itk banking chark no goyim allowed

https://dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR%3ADBKD

>>90875895

If he starts transferring everyone starts transferring better to keep it there and see what happens

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You guys buying silver yet?

>>90875860
https://www.google.com/finance?cid=6988887
10.08

>>90875895

You know it takes a week to open a fucking account in this country. I'm fucked aren't i?

>>90875306
What the fuck is going on with italian banks?

Also, BCP was a riot. Exactly one day it exploded, our president at the time withdrew 50 millions from it. Every bigwig got a warning in the week before it exploded. The majority of shareholders did not even know until it was too late and they got fucked
The common people that had their savings in it are burning for eternity and the taxpayer got a new asshole opened to save what little could be saved (aka the big shareholders).

>>90875774
Go for the most traded ones and high volume bringers to stop any wild volatility, things are still uncertain. Someone could pull a scam and fuck everything up causing a boost in the wrong areas. See what happened before 2007 to companies like Lehman, they outright lied to their board and investors. Be cautions etc

>>90875977
you would want to be one of the first wouldn't you?

>>90875987
fuck it it's only 9€ or soemthing worth. pennystock is next step after the 10

>>90875975
Every breath of air should be Chosen only.

>>90875975

Thanks m8. Have some Dancing Nige on me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt0QP6h_LPc

>>90875944

>bail in

Ah shit. I remember when they did that to Cyprus. I only have around 50,000 euros in it. Maybe I should lower it.

SCHADE

>>90875862
Deutsche Bank produces nothing of real value. The printed money doesn't need to be exchanged against anything to "solve" the crisis.

>>90875975
I ain't clicking that, someone take a pic

>>90872395
Tumbling down, tumbling down...

>>90875747
>ahahahahahahah
It will affect you too, retard.

>>90875945
Europeans are our biggest oil and gas buyers, so we're invited to the ride too.

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IS IT ACTUALLY HAPPENING?????? IS THE COLLAPSE IMMINENT??????
SOMEONE TELL ME IF IT'S ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN TODAY OR SOME TIME SOON

>>90876012
https://www.deutsche-bank.de/pfb/content/pk-service-einlagensicherung.html

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That funky ass nigga queer jew was right!

new thread

>>90873671

>>90873671

>>90876341
Its really close to going under 10. So yeah, its happening.

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>>90874083
>>90873592
>>90874540
>>90875606


Someone save my posts so I don't have to keep typing these out . Share them etc to get people informed

>>90871357
all you can do now is hold on. if the bank doesn't die it will come back and you'll make money

all or nothing

>>90869516
DEUTSCHE BANK is going down, going down, going down!
DEUTSCHE BANK is going down, pull out your money!

>>90875895
>couldn't hurt to transfer it to another bank.

Or at least half of it, can you not just withdraw it all for now? Better safe than sorry.

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>>90876267

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>>90876349
Fucking jews

>>90875926
You are a buy high sell low Nigger

>>90875848
Investors don't buy and hold this type of thing,, obviously there are lots of fees and expenses but this is way safer than shorting individual stocks